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"Dear Gwen,
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"I had an amazing
dream last night.
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"We were having
a picnic by a waterfall.
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"You made us ham
and pickle sandwiches
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"and I told you they
tasted better than Pret,
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"which you thought was funny
even though I wasn't joking.
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"You said I looked handsome
and I sang you a song
with my guitar,
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"which was weird because
I didn't remember bringing
a guitar,
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"but that's dreams for you.
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"Then we made love
in loads of positions
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"but mostly doggie style
'cause I know
that's your favourite.
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"I woke up after that.
Now all I remember
is the pain.
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"I miss you, Gwen.
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"I can't go on without you.
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"And that's why
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"I've decided to kill myself.
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"Love, Andy."
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(TUNING RADIO)
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(POP MUSIC)
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(DRAMATIC OPERA MUSIC)
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(MOBILE RINGS)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(ON ANSWERING MACHING)
Hi, this is Andy,
leave a message after the...
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(BELCHES)
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SAM: Andy?
Are you there? Pick up.
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Right. If you're listening
to this and not answering,
I disown you as my brother.
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That's it. I'm hanging up
in 10, nine,
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eight, seven, six, five,
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four, three and a half,
three, two, one...
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-This better be good.
-Shit! Thank God you're there.
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-What took you so long?
-Nothing.
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-Just watching porn.
-Okay, TMI.
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Right, can you pick up Roly
from school for me?
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-Who?
-Errol? Your nephew.
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Oh, right, Errol.
Uh, yeah. No.
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Shit, Andy. When have I
ever asked you for anything?
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Exactly, so why start now?
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(HUSHING)
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Because I've called every
responsible person I know
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and they're all busy.
Come on, please,
I'm begging you.
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-I'm actually going to
hang up now.
-Andy, wait! Wait!
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Wait, please. Please.
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Listen, I've just got out of
class and there's no way
I can pick him up
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and get him to football
on time.
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So he misses football.
Big deal!
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Yes, it's a huge deal,
actually!
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He misses football and his
dickhead dad finds out,
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it could ruin
the custody case.
Oh, come on.
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Have you really got
anything better going on?
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(SIZZLING)
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* Feel when I dance for you
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* We move like the sea
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* You
You're all I want to know
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* I feel free
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(BELL RINGS)
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Have a lovely evening.
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Hey.
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Hey, little fucker.
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Hi, there. Can I help?
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Uh, hello, miss.
I'm here to pick up Errol.
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I'm his uncle.
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Really? I've not
seen you before.
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You could just be some weirdo
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looking to steal young
boys, for all I know.
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Sorry, I'm joking.
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Your sister called
to say that you'd be coming.
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I couldn't resist.
Roly, your uncle's
here for you!
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I didn't know Roly
had an uncle.
Are you two close?
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Yeah, yeah.
We're like best mates.
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I'm like a second dad to him.
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Take him out for pizza
all the time...
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I thought he was allergic
to wheat.
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He is, but I know
a little place that is
wheat-free all the way.
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-Right.
-He reminds me a lot
of myself at that age.
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I mean, not as good looking,
obviously.
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Obviously.
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Takes his time packing,
doesn't he?
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(CHUCKLING)
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-So, what do you do?
I'm a musician.
-Oh, musical family.
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Roly's quite the piano player,
isn't he?
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Is he? I mean, yes, he is.
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I mean, I taught him
everything I know,
so he should be.
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So, what do you do?
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-I'm a teacher.
-Oh, yes, of course.
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Just checking!
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Hey, mate. Up top!
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That is classic Roly.
He is always missing
the high five.
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-My name's Andy, by the way.
-Melodie.
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Melodie? That's got
a nice ring to it.
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Bye, bye, then.
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Come on,
I haven't got all day.
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(IN HIGH VOICE)
"Hi, Uncle Andy.
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"Thanks for coming
to pick me up.
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"I'm sure you've got lots
of more important things
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"to be getting on with."
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Why couldn't Mum pick me up?
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Because she's dead.
I've come to take you
to identify the body.
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That's not funny.
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Well, I'm only a chauffeur,
I'm not a bloody comedian.
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Come on!
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Do you mind?
I'm allergic to cigarettes.
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-Since when?
-Since my whole life.
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-So, Roly...
-Don't call me that.
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Fine, Errol. Are you
any good at football?
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-You don't have to do this.
-Do what?
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Make small talk.
We could just not talk.
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Fine. That's absolutely
fine by me. We'll just sit
in silence. That's great.
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We'll just sit here
in silence, not talking.
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Okay, what are you doing?
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I'm counting how
long it'll take you
to start talking again.
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Yeah, great. Okay, brilliant.
We don't need to do
small talk.
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Let's jump straight
into the big stuff.
Do you have a girlfriend?
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No. You have to be in love
to have a girlfriend.
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Let me tell you about love.
All right?
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When you're in love, it feels
like you're walking on water,
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and then you realise,
"Oh, hang on, I'm not
walking on water,
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"I'm actually drowning."
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And then a shark
bites off your foot
and you go, "Ow, ah, my foot!"
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And then another shark
comes along
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and it goes straight
for your cock and balls!
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And you're going "Save me!
Somebody, save me!"
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And then a seagull
plucks you out of the water
and you think,
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"I'm saved! I'm saved!"
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And then he drops you
on to the jagged rocks
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and you explode like
a rotten watermelon
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and there's blood and guts
and broken bones everywhere
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and you think "Well, at least
it couldn't get any worse."
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And then that is when
the hyenas come along
and eat you up
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and you know what you end up
being then, Errol?
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Do you know what you end
up being then?
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Just a steaming pile
of hyena shit.
That's love.
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You want to lighten up, mate.
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-Get some of this down you.
-No, thanks.
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As your uncle, I command you.
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-Uncle.
-What's so funny about that?
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When's my birthday?
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June...
(STAMMERING)
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-March 2nd.
-Fine! I'm no good with
dates and details
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but I'm good at the big stuff.
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What's my middle name?
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Come on. This one's easy.
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Is it Errol?
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You think my name's
Errol Errol?
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All right, fine. Okay.
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You think that I have shown
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a distinct lack of interest
in your life up till now
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and you'll be right.
I find you incredibly
tedious and dull.
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But what have you ever done
that's interesting?
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I mean that's the problem
with kids today,
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they think everything
they do is interesting.
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"Oh, look at me
with my cool allergies
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"and my, my wheelie
backpack."
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What's interesting about that?
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There's nothing interesting
about that! I'm a musician.
That's interesting.
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My dad says "musician" is just
another word for "unemployed".
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Yeah well your dad's hardly
an altar boy.
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Do you even know
how your parents met?
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They met through their dealer.
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His name was "Eclypse",
if memory serves me correctly.
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What do you mean by "dealer"?
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-You know, drug dealer.
-What, you mean
like a pharmacist?
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Yeah, like a pharmacist.
Like a pharmacist that
borrows your DVDs.
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(MOBILE RINGS)
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You can't answer
while driving, it's illegal.
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-Hello?
-Hey, how are
my two favourite boys?
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Yeah, we're getting on
like a fucking house on fire.
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Oh, that's great. Listen,
little change of plan.
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I thought I'd be done by now
but I have a meeting with
my professor.
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So, um, do you mind bringing
Roly home after the game?
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(TYRES SCREECH, CRASHING)
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-Shit!
-I know, I'm really sorry.
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I'll make it up to you,
I swear.
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Yeah, no,
that's absolutely great.
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Yes. Um, bye. Thank you.
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Fucking hell!
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-Get out the car.
-Hi.
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-That, that wasn't my fault...
-Get out of the car now.
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-It was his fault.
-What? No, it wasn't!
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Yeah. He covered my eyes
while I was driving.
I couldn't see.
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Kids, eh?
Are you a family man?
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Get out or I'll pull you out.
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Okay, well...
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You take a couple of steps
back and then I can
get out the car
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and we can discuss this
like a couple of civilised...
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-Oi!
-Fuck off,
you fuck-faced fuck!
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Stop that car!
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Fucking wanker!
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I'm telling Mum about this.
She's going to kill you.
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Yeah, not if I beat her to it.
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Come on! Someone get on him!
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That's it, take it! Take it!
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Nice dive, Tom Daley!
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Boo! Save it for the Oscars!
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Suck it up, you pussy!
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Oh, look, it's Wayne Puny!
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I've seen better ball handling
from a priest!
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Yellow card for time wasting!
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Red card for being shit!
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-We're not being too harsh,
are we?
-Nah, it's character building.
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Which one's yours, then?
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Uh, that one.
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That's my little girl,
Tiffany. Isn't she something?
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Yeah, she's certainly
something.
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Can I have some water, please?
I'm really parched.
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What's this?
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Ask a stranger for water day?
Get your own water!
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I feel sorry for his parents.
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Do you fancy a smoke?
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Oh, no, my wife made me
give up the ol' cigarettes.
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No. I mean like a "smoke".
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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This is exactly what I needed.
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Happy to help.
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Do you know what we are?
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-What?
-We're the cool dads.
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Yeah, that's what we are.
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It's Bruce, by the way.
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-Andy.
-So, what do you do, Andy?
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I'm a musician.
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What? No way!
Rock 'n' roll, man.
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Have I heard anything
of yours?
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You know them CottonCare
toilet paper adverts?
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Yeah! With the
giant stuffed bears having
that pillow fight?
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Yeah, I wrote the jingle
for that.
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-That's cool.
-Yeah, it is.
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What do you do?
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I have the greatest
job in the world.
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You're a porn star?
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All right,
second greatest job.
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I'm a stay-at-home dad.
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-So, Tiffany,
she's yours then, is she?
-Yep.
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That big blonde Viking girl
over there is yours?
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Yep.
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-How does that work, then?
-I'm her step-dad.
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But do you know why they
call it a step-dad?
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No, why?
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'Cause I'd step in front
of a bus for that girl.
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I don't think I'd step
in front of a slow-moving
bike for anyone.
239
00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:56,573
Oh, wheelie backpack, nice.
240
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,370
I've been thinking of
getting Tiff one of these.
241
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,130
(MOBILE RINGS)
242
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,367
It's Gwen!
243
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,670
Hello? Gwen?
244
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,730
Gwen? Hello?
245
00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,767
-What the fuck?
-Hello, Gwen?
246
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,070
Uh... I've got to go.
247
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:14,167
-Come on! Let's go.
-But the game's not over yet.
248
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,700
Fine. I'll give you 20 quid.
249
00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:20,233
Ah! My leg! It's broken.
250
00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:22,567
It's broken!
I think it's my fibula!
251
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,570
Oh, no! Not your fibula!
252
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,900
Weak fibulas
run in our family.
253
00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:29,603
I better take you
to a hospital.
254
00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:30,733
Make way!
255
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,627
He's deceptively heavy!
256
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:38,573
Get in!
257
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,630
Where are we? I thought you
were taking me home.
258
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,267
Wait here.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
259
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,730
Take me home or
I'm telling Mum.
260
00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:52,067
Fine. Tell her what you like.
261
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:54,300
(CRYING) Mummy!
262
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:57,133
Uncle Andy touched
my special equipment.
263
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,203
Your special equipment?
264
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:03,073
You twisted little...
Fine, if you tell her that
265
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:06,797
then I am going to
show her this!
266
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,503
-That's not mine.
-Yeah? It was in your bag.
267
00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,433
I was keeping it for a friend.
Give it back.
268
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,627
No! No.
269
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,097
Well, you can tell your friend
that the lady parts don't
go on the front
270
00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:19,173
like a coin slot,
but asides from that,
10 out of 10 for accuracy.
271
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,900
Now, you wait here
like a good little boy
272
00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,173
then I will give
you that back.
273
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,100
-I hate you.
-I hate you too, munchkin.
274
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,497
There you go.
Brush up on your anatomy.
275
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:30,073
Happy birthday, mate.
276
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,373
Where do you think
you're going?
277
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,770
Please let me in.
My dad's in there.
278
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,470
Sorry, son. No kids allowed.
279
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,173
-Andy, what are you
doing here?
-What am I doing here?
280
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,570
You're the one that phoned me.
281
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,470
That was a mistake.
I was trying to delete
your number.
282
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,100
-I call it a sign.
-Yeah, a stop sign.
283
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,203
We had a fun few months
but it is over.
284
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,730
Is this because
of the sex tape?
285
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,327
Look, I messed up but you
understand, I was hammered.
286
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,067
Me and the boys were
playing truth or dare.
287
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,097
They dared me
to put it online.
They dared me!
288
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,203
How did they even
know about the tape?
289
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,103
Well, that was
the truth question.
290
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,603
You know,
it's not like you could
see your face
291
00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:42,373
and it was hardly a flattering
angle for me either, so...
292
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:45,573
-God, I've missed you.
-We're not back together,
Andy.
293
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,670
-But we were great together.
-Were we?
294
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,070
I mean, okay, the sex was
surprisingly good
295
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,870
but I thought there'd be
more to you.
296
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:57,300
Some secret layer of maturity
hidden under all that.
297
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,473
I'm mature.
I watch The Culture Show.
298
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,630
Come on, Gwen.
299
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,467
I love you.
300
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:06,267
You need to leave before
my dad sees you here.
301
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,470
I'm not going anywhere
until you take me back.
302
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,103
(GRUNTING)
303
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:13,633
Come on, Gwen.
Just give me one more chance.
304
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,297
No. Look at you.
305
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,833
You're just too irresponsible.
306
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:22,097
-Daddy!
-Sorry. I had to let him in.
That boy can cry.
307
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,830
Give me back my drawing.
308
00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,227
Andy, is this your son?
309
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,070
Yes, that's who he is.
310
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,467
He's my son.
311
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,870
-What's your name, darling?
-Romeo. His name's Romeo.
312
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,100
Isn't it? Romeo?
313
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,173
Do you mind if me and Romeo
just go over here
314
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,070
and have a little chat?
Is that... Yep, good.
315
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,070
Okay, I'm going to give you
your drawing back,
316
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,430
but you've got to
promise me you're going to
keep this "daddy" thing
317
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,767
-going for a little bit
longer. Deal?
-Deal.
318
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,770
What is Meat Loaf Junior
doing in my club?
319
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,100
It's okay, Dad.
Everything's under control.
320
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:57,133
Hello, Mr Pearson.
You're looking lovely today
as ever.
321
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,897
She's too good for you,
do you hear me?
322
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:00,933
-Please, not in front of
my boy.
-Dad! Let him go.
323
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:05,167
You hurt my little girl
and I will cut your dick off
with a spoon.
324
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,800
-Do you understand?
-Yes, I, I do.
325
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:11,073
Dick. Spoon.
326
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,867
-You okay?
-Yep. Thank you.
327
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,070
Well, then...
328
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:23,297
I think he's, uh,
starting to like me.
329
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,827
GWEN: I don't understand.
I've been to your flat
loads of times.
330
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:29,967
Where have you
been hiding him?
331
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,467
Well, every time
that you'd come over
332
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,070
I'd send him off
to my sister's place.
333
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,400
Seemed like the
responsible thing to do.
334
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,933
Why didn't you just tell me?
335
00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:38,567
Who wants to go out
with a single dad?
336
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,270
All that responsibility.
Cooking him meals,
337
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,800
taking him
to football practice
338
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:45,673
and helping him
with his homework, and...
339
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,170
Looking for monsters
under his bed.
340
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,830
It just seems like so much...
341
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,497
-Responsibility?
-Responsibility, yeah.
342
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:54,273
-What happened to his mum?
-She died in childbirth.
343
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,070
-Shit.
-Yep, his head was too big.
344
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,927
Ripped her apart
like wet paper.
345
00:15:58,967 --> 00:16:01,597
I had to stay strong for him,
though. Didn't I, little guy?
346
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:02,633
This explains so much.
347
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,197
I always thought there
was something weird,
348
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,273
like you had half a
personality or something,
349
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,300
but I know now. You were
hiding this huge thing.
350
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,633
You thought I had half a
personality?
351
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:13,267
You must be bored listening
to us adults talk.
352
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,570
Do you want to go
in the office and watch
some cartoons?
353
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,070
You'd love that,
wouldn't you, Romeo?
354
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,767
No, I hate cartoons.
They give me a headache.
355
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,270
He's kidding.
We watch South Park
together all the time.
356
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,500
Isn't he a bit young for that?
357
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:26,433
-That's right.
We watch it on mute.
-I want more ice cream.
358
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,367
Why don't you finish what
you've got there, champ?
359
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:34,527
(WHISPERING) Get me
another scoop or
I'll spill the beans,
360
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:35,627
Dad.
361
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,497
You two are so cute together.
362
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,627
(MOBILE RINGS)
363
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,067
I've got to take this.
364
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:44,873
Yes, what is it?
365
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,970
Where are you?
366
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:49,067
Um, I am stuck in traffic
right now.
367
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,730
Um, it looks like there's
been an accident.
368
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,367
I'm probably going to
be at least another hour.
369
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,670
Shit! You're joking.
Andy, you have to be
home by 6:00.
370
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,070
-Roly's Dad is calling.
-Just tell him to
call back later.
371
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,170
If Roly misses his dad,
it'll break his routine.
372
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,270
Have you ever seen
a 12-year-old have
an OCD meltdown?
373
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,700
'Cause it's not pretty, Andy.
374
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:07,127
-Andy?
-Fine, I'll get him back
on time.
375
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,327
Thank you.
376
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,170
Who was that?
377
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:16,470
Just some mum trying
to organise a play date.
378
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,530
Mums, eh?
379
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,827
Oh, is that the time?
I better be going.
380
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:24,097
You know, listening to you
talk about being a dad...
381
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:27,203
-It's actually pretty hot.
-Yeah, I'd better go.
382
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:28,833
-Wait, what?
-Yeah.
383
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:30,367
Tell me about it.
384
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,797
Well,
385
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,573
he's the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
386
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,970
Does he make you want
to be a better man?
387
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:44,327
Yes, he does. He makes me
want to be Prime Minister.
388
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:48,127
Or, at the very least,
the Mayor of London.
389
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:52,097
You've had to sacrifice
a lot for him, haven't you?
390
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:56,073
So, so much.
But it's all worth it.
391
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,597
You know why?
392
00:17:58,633 --> 00:17:59,873
Tell me.
393
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,730
'Cause no matter what I do
with the rest of my life,
394
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:07,333
he is my greatest achievement.
395
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,573
How's the ice cream?
396
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,770
It's okay.
397
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,570
I prefer soy ice cream,
though.
398
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,470
It's funny, you don't
look like your dad.
399
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,070
That's because the
ugly gene is recessive.
400
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,870
I think we're going to get on.
401
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,470
-Why do you dress like that?
-This is how
I feel comfortable.
402
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,300
Don't you feel comfortable
in what you're wearing?
403
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,333
No, this school uniform
gives me a rash,
404
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:31,367
but I know what you mean,
though.
405
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,400
I have this pair of pyjamas
that I like so much, I had my
mum buy seven pairs of them,
406
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,633
one for every day of the week.
407
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:37,703
Uh, I mean my dead mum.
408
00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:38,903
How did your parents meet?
409
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:41,233
Their pharmacist
introduced them.
410
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,067
His name was Eclypse.
411
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,730
-Are you married?
-No.
412
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:45,897
-I used to be.
-To Gwen's mum?
413
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:47,773
-Mmm-hmm.
-Did she divorce you
414
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,670
because you dress like a lady?
415
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,470
-You ask a lot of questions.
-You skip a lot of questions.
416
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,500
You ready to go, then, kiddo?
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
417
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,073
-Where've you two been?
-Just went outside
for a smoke.
418
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,967
I love smoking.
419
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,227
Your fly's undone.
420
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:07,727
Can I have a word?
421
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,627
It's not what you think.
My flies are always
coming undone
422
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,497
and I just think it's a
manufacturing problem...
423
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:18,773
Shut up.
424
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,070
Okay.
425
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,327
I know we've had
our differences
426
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:24,927
but I also know how hard it
is being a single dad.
427
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,067
And I have to respect you
428
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:29,497
for the job you've done
on your little kid.
429
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,503
He's a good boy.
430
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:34,333
Maybe you're not the useless
prick I thought you were.
431
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,327
-Thank you.
-Hmm.
432
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:42,427
But you still hurt
my little girl
and I will rip your...
433
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:45,397
-Yeah, dick, spoon,
yeah, I got you.
-All right.
434
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,530
-We have to go.
-Do you really?
435
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,227
We were having
such a nice time.
436
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,267
Yeah, I know, but I've
got to get this one
to a piano lesson.
437
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,730
Haven't I, Maestro?
438
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,067
Don't touch me.
439
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,467
Boundary issues.
When can I see you again?
440
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,930
Well, that depends.
441
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,897
How committed are you
to changing?
442
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:05,033
I'll show you
how committed I am.
443
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,097
Gwen,
444
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,130
marry me.
445
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,397
I'm not his son!
446
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:13,703
-Look, he paid me
to say that I was.
-Don't listen to him!
447
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,233
And my name's not Romeo,
it's Errol!
448
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:17,167
What sort of a stupid name
is Errol?
449
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,430
He's just angry his mum
couldn't come along and
pick him up after school.
450
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:22,297
-You told me his mum was dead?
-She is.
451
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,773
That's part of the problem.
452
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,200
(YELLING) Dad!
453
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,670
* Gwen
454
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,870
* Do you remember when
455
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,870
* We were more than friends
456
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,770
* Do you remember when
457
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,100
* Every time that
you'd get cold
458
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,803
* I'd put my coat
around your shoulder
459
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,203
* I'd pick you flowers
in a bunch
460
00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:50,973
* And buy you tampons
every month
461
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,470
* I rubbed your shoulders
when they hurt
462
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,070
* I helped you finish
your dessert
463
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,630
* I flushed that spider
down the bath
464
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:57,327
* I punched my dick
to make you laugh
465
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,067
* I'd compliment you
on your dress
466
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,700
* I'd shut your mouth
when you got stressed
467
00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:02,273
* I'd buy you drinks
and get you drunk
468
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,070
* I'd even clean up
my own mess
469
00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:06,067
* Gwen
470
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,667
* Do you remember when
471
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,127
* I was your best boyfriend
472
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,567
* Oh, take me back again
473
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,670
* Oh, Gwen
474
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,100
* Oh, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen
475
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,573
* I took you on
the Ferris wheel
476
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,100
* I let you pay for
half the meal
477
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,873
* When you were
looking very hard
478
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,330
* I helped you find
your credit card
479
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,167
* I fixed your teapot
that I broke
480
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,900
* I tried to listen
when you spoke
481
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,403
* I said that I was
in the wrong
482
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,373
* And then I wrote
this fucking song
483
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,170
* Gwen
484
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,770
* I think I got the bends
485
00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:38,967
* Have there been other men
486
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:41,667
* Do you remember when
487
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,370
* Oh, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen
488
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,570
* Gwen
489
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,770
* It doesn't have to end
490
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,930
* It's something we can mend
491
00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:54,367
* Do you remember when
492
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,370
* Oh, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen,
Gwen, Gwen *
493
00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:03,073
Can you take me home now?
494
00:22:03,067 --> 00:22:05,167
-Make your own way home.
-Hey!
495
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,470
You can't just leave me!
496
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,300
Do you know what
you've just done?
497
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,073
You've just ruined my last
chance at happiness.
498
00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:13,167
But you lied to her.
499
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,330
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
"But you lied to her."
500
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,697
So what? Everyone lies.
All the time. You lied.
501
00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:18,703
You lied about your leg,
you lied about the drawing.
502
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,373
Do you want to know
what the truth is?
503
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,230
The truth is no one's
got any time for you.
504
00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:25,267
Not your mum, not your dad
and especially not me.
505
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,070
Why should I go out of
my way to keep
the Little Prince happy?
506
00:22:28,067 --> 00:22:29,167
You'll never be happy.
507
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,400
Do you know why? Because
it's all about yourself.
508
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,773
It's all, "Me, me, me, me."
509
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,200
Shit. Roly!
510
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:48,433
(HORN BLARING)
511
00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,527
Here they are!
My two travellers,
home at last...
512
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,627
Oh, shit! What happened
to your face?
513
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,227
Nothing. I just...
514
00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:09,197
Ran into a goal post.
515
00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:10,803
Well, come in.
Let me get you some ice.
516
00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:14,627
So, did you two
have a good time?
517
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,770
Look, Sam,
518
00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:19,697
before you hear it from Errol,
519
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,373
you should probably hear it
from me first. Um...
520
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,970
We had the best time ever!
521
00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,797
Uncle Andy even took me
for ice cream.
522
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,973
Did he? That was nice of him.
523
00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:29,127
(PHONE RINGS)
524
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:30,767
Oh, quick.
That'll be your dad. Get it.
525
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,500
-You'll never guess what.
-What? You're pregnant again?
526
00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:37,703
Fuck off. No, I've got
this amazing professor.
527
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:40,733
He gave me an A in my
compulsive behaviours essay.
528
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,067
He said it was incandescent.
529
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,167
Congratulations. He definitely
wants to bang you.
530
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,900
Oh, God, I hope so,
he's really, really fit.
531
00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:49,103
Anyway, enough about me,
what did you two talk about?
532
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:51,603
Oh, nothing. Women, football.
533
00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:53,203
Uncle-nephew type stuff.
534
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,570
You know, you really
saved my life today.
535
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,100
Well, you'd do the same
for me, wouldn't you?
536
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,433
So, now uni's started again,
537
00:24:09,467 --> 00:24:11,627
do you think you could
help out with Roly
once in a while?
538
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,397
-Yeah, if I'm still around.
-Still around?
Where are you going?
539
00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:17,233
Nowhere. It's just
a figure of speech, isn't it?
540
00:24:17,267 --> 00:24:18,467
Look, I'm going to give
that back to you
541
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,400
'cause I don't really know
what I'm doing with it,
542
00:24:20,433 --> 00:24:22,633
and it's not really
doing anything for me
543
00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:24,327
and I'm going to go.
544
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:25,297
Got a hot date?
545
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,673
Yeah, something like that.
546
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:28,200
Ooh!
547
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,327
Thank you.
548
00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:31,427
Yep. See you.
549
00:24:33,567 --> 00:24:34,597
ERROL: Andrew.
550
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,770
I prefer Andy, but what is it?
551
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,700
No. That's my middle name.
552
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:43,073
Andrew.
553
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:44,527
I was named after my uncle.
554
00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:47,733
Oh.
555
00:24:47,767 --> 00:24:49,297
Do you think you can
remember that?
556
00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:53,073
Yeah, I'll give it a go.
557
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,667
You still have my drawing,
by the way.
558
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,600
No, um...
559
00:24:57,633 --> 00:24:59,573
I gave that back to you
in the club, remember?
560
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,270
No, you didn't.
561
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,570
You gave me this.
562
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,300
Then this must be yours,
563
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,603
-you little pervert.
-Thank you.
564
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,600
-Were you really going to...
-No. No.
565
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,070
No, I was just messing around.
566
00:25:26,167 --> 00:25:28,567
-You'll find someone else,
you know.
-Yeah?
567
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,197
Is your teacher available?
568
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:35,973
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
569
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,897
Thank you for picking me up.
570
00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:39,603
-You're very welcome.
-Here.
571
00:25:39,633 --> 00:25:40,973
That's all right.
572
00:25:41,067 --> 00:25:42,397
That's yours,
you can keep that.
You've earned it.
573
00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:45,203
I know, but if you're going to
pick me up again,
574
00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:47,803
you're going to need to
pay for someone to
clean up your car.
575
00:25:54,433 --> 00:25:56,273
You're not going to get your
car cleaned, are you?
576
00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:57,300
No.
577
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,570
Mind the cracks.
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