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[CHARLIE SEXTON'S "GRACELAND"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
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In Jailhouse Rock,
he was everything rockabilly is about.
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I mean, he is rockabilly.
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Mean, surly, nasty, rude.
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In that movie, he couldn't
give a fuck about nothing.
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Except rocking and rolling,
living fast, dying young...
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...and leaving a good-looking corpse.
You know?
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I watch that hillbilly
and I want to be him so bad.
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Elvis looked good.
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Hey, I ain't no fag. But Elvis was
prettier than most women.
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You know? Most women.
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You know, I always said, if I had
to fuck a guy. I mean, had to...
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...if my life depended on it...
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...I'd fuck Elvis.
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I'd fuck Elvis.
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-Really?
-Well, when he was alive, not now.
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I don't blame you.
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So, we'd both fuck Elvis.
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It's nice to meet people
with common interests, ain't it?
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Well, enough about the King.
How about you?
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How about me what?
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How about you go to the movies
with me tonight?
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What are we gonna see?
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A Sonny Chiba triple feature.
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The Streetfighter,
Return of the Streetfighter...
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...and Sister Streetfighter.
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Who's Sonny Chiba?
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Who's Sonny Chiba?
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Well, he is, bar none, the finest actor
working in martial arts movies today.
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You want to take me to a kung-fu movie?
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Three kung-fu movies.
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I don't think so.
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Not really my cup of tea.
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All right.
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WOMAN: I had to come all the way
from the highways and byways...
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...of Tallahassee, Florida...
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...to Motor City, Detroit
to find my true love.
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If you gave me
a million years to ponder...
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...I would never have guessed that true
romance and Detroit would go together.
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And to this day, the events that
followed all seem like a distant dream.
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But the dream was real...
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...and was to change our lives forever.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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I kept asking Clarence why our
world seemed to be collapsing...
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...and everything seemed so shitty.
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And he'd say:
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"That's the way it goes.
But don't forget...
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...it goes the other way too."
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That's the way romance is.
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Usually that's the way it goes.
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But every once in a while
it goes the other way too.
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MAN 1 [ON FILM]:
My heart beats and there is time.
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MAN 2:
Don't move, Tojo.
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You'll be unconscious soon
through lack of oxygen.
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It's an ancient technique.
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MAN 1:
An oxygen....
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MAN 2:
Come.
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Oh, look what happened!
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-Oh, God, I am so sorry.
-That's okay.
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
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Oh, Jesus, I am the clumsiest
person in the world.
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That's all right. Accidents happen.
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What a wonderful philosophy.
Thanks for being such a sweetheart.
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Because you could have been
a real dick.
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MAN 1 [ON FILM]:
Come on! Ready?
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MAN 2:
Larry, where are we going?
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[THUNDER RUMBLING ON FILM]
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Look, we don't know
what's going to be coming next.
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MAN 1:
You mean you're scared?
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MAN 2:
Hey, laundromat clothes!
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You mind if I smoke?
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No.
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Listen, do you mind filling me in
on what I missed?
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No, no.
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See this, that guy up there?
It's Sonny Chiba.
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ALABAMA:
The Oriental?
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CLARENCE:
Yeah, the one in black.
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You want a Goober?
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Uh, no. Yeah. See, in the beginning of
the movie he was hired to get this guy.
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ALABAMA:
You have got popcorn all over you.
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CLARENCE:
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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ALABAMA:
Is he supposed to be a good guy?
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Well, he ain't so much a good guy
as he's just a bad motherfucker.
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I mean, he gets paid by people
to fuck guys up. You know.
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ALABAMA:
Whoo! Woo!
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You took a cab
to see three kung-fu movies?
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ALABAMA:
Sure, why not?
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Nothing, nothing. You're a girl
after my own heart. That's all.
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Do you know what time it is?
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It's about 12.
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I suppose you've got
to get up early, huh?
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No, no, not particularly, how come?
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It's just after I see a movie,
I like to go get a piece of pie...
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...and talk about it.
It's sort of a little tradition I have.
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Do you like to get pie
after you see a good movie?
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Yeah, I love to get pie after a movie.
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Would you like to go
get some pie with me?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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I'd love some pie.
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CLARENCE: I mean, in that movie
he couldn't give a fuck about nothing...
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...except rocking and rolling, living fast,
dying young...
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...and leaving a good-looking corpse.
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Enough about the King.
How about you?
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How about me what?
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Well, tell me about yourself.
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What do you want to know?
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Well, for starters, what do you do?
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Where are you from?
What's your favorite color?
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Who's your favorite movie star?
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What kind of music do you like?
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What are your turn-ons,
your turn-offs?
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I guess the big question is,
do you have a fella?
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Okay, ask me again, one by one.
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-What do you do?
-I don't remember.
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-Where are you from?
-I don't know.
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-What's your favorite color?
-I don't know. Black?
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-Well, who's your favorite movie star?
-Burt Reynolds.
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Do you want a bite of my pie?
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Yes, I would. A little one.
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All right.
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-You all right? It's good.
-Mm-hm.
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-You like it?
-Mm-hm.
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What kind of music do you like?
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Phil Spector. Girl-group stuff like
"He's a Rebel."
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What are your turn-ons?
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Mickey Rourke, a man who can appreciate
the finer things in life, like sugar.
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[LAUGHS]
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Elvis' voice, kung fu, pie.
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Turn-offs?
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-Turn-offs.
-Mm-hm.
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Persians.
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Do you have a fella?
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Ask me that one a little bit later.
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In a theater full of empty seats,
why did you sit by me?
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Because you looked like a nice guy.
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So I had to dump
my popcorn all over you.
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I'll get the check. Where to next?
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ALABAMA:
Can I peek?
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Now, don't peek. Keep your eyes shut.
All right?
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All right, I am turning the lights on.
Okay, open them.
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ALABAMA:
Oh, wow!
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Wow, what a swell place to work!
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Yeah, it is pretty cool.
I got the keys...
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...so I just come in, you know,
read comics, play music.
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You worked here a long time?
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Almost four years.
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[CHARLES & EDDIE'S "WOUNDED BIRD"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
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That's a long time.
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Yeah, I know, but it's not so bad.
I mean, I'm pretty friendly...
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...with most of the customers.
So I just hang out, you know...
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...bullshit, read comic books.
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You get paid a lot?
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No, that's where the trouble
comes into paradise.
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But the boss, he's a pretty nice guy.
He lets you borrow money...
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...from time to time, if you need it.
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You want to see what
Spiderman number one looks like?
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You bet.
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CLARENCE: Just great stories,
great characters, beautiful artwork.
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See, in this one here, Nick,
he's gotten this ring...
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...for his sweetheart and he wears it
around his neck on a chain.
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And later on in the story, he gets in
this fight with this Nazi bastard.
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And the Kraut,
he grabs hold of the chain.
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Well, the ring goes overboard.
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Nick, he dives into
the ocean to get it.
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Isn't that cool?
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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What is it? You're crying?
What did I do? Did I do something?
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-You didn't do nothing.
-What is it?
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I have something I got to tell you.
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I didn't just happen to be at that
theater. I was paid to be there.
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If you were paid to be there,
what are you? A theater checker?
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You get paid to check up
on the box-office girls?
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Make sure they're not
ripping the place off?
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I'm not a theater checker.
I'm a call girl.
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You're a whore?
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No, I'm a call girl,
and there's a difference, you know.
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Okay, here it goes. You know the place
you took me to last night?
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The place you work.
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-Heroes for Sale?
-You got a boss, right?
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-Yeah.
-Okay, what's his name?
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Lance.
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That's him. He called
the place where I work.
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He ordered a girl for you.
He said he wanted you to get laid.
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Said you didn't get out much,
and it was your birthday and all.
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He wanted me to act
like I just showed up.
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Now, how did he know
you were gonna be at that theater?
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Well, I go to the movies
every year on my birthday.
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In fact, he called me up
this week to find out...
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...what my birthday movie
was gonna be.
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You're not mad?
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No, man. I can't tell you....
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That was one of the best times
I ever had.
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It was. You know, I knew something
must be rotten in Denmark.
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There's no way
you could like me that much.
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I can't tell you how relieved I was,
when you took off your dress...
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...you didn't have a dick.
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Stop being so fucking calm
about all this!
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Go look in your house.
There's a note on your TV.
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And all it says is, "Dear Clarence,"
because I couldn't write any more.
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So I just said, "Alabama, come clean."
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And just tell him what's what.
And if he tells you...
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...to go back to Drexl
and fuck yourself...
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00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,601
...then go back to Drexl
and fuck yourself.
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Drexl? What's a Drexl?
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Please shut up!
I'm trying to come clean, okay?
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I've been a call girl for exactly four
days, and you are my third customer.
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I want you to know
that I am not damaged goods.
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I'm not what they call in Florida
"white trash"!
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I'm a really good person.
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And when it comes to relationships...
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...I am 100 percent....
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I'm 100 percent monogamous.
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You stay with one guy?
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Exactly. If I'm with you,
then I'm with you.
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And I don't want anybody else.
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Now I got to tell you something else.
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When you said last night was
one of the best times you ever had...
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...did you mean, physically?
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Yeah, yeah. But I'm talking about
the whole night.
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I mean, I never had as much fun with
a girl as I had with you, my whole life.
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It's true. You like Elvis.
You like Janis...
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...you like kung-fu movies.
You like The Partridge Family....
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Actually, I don't like
The Partridge Family.
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That was part of the act.
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Clarence....
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And I feel really goofy saying this...
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...after only knowing you one night,
and me being a call girl and all....
228
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But I think I love you.
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Wait a second.
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Look, I've been trying to keep
this whole thing in perspective.
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I mean, you just said you loved me.
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Now, if I say I love you,
and just throw caution to the wind...
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...and let the chips fall
where they may...
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...and you're lying to me,
I'm gonna fucking die.
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00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:27,955
I'm not lying to you.
And I swear from this moment forth...
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...I will never lie to you again.
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00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,070
-Well, hello, Mrs. Worley.
-How do you do, Mr. Worley.
238
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,983
CLARENCE:
Top of the morning to you, Mrs. Worley.
239
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,902
ALABAMA:
The bottom of the ninth, Mr. Worley.
240
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,320
By the way, have you seen
your lovely little wife today?
241
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,529
Are you speaking of my beautiful,
charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley?
242
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,446
Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley?
243
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,703
No, not for me, no.
244
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,964
-No. No.
-Yes, yes.
245
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:09,173
[BILLY IDOL'S "WHITE WEDDING"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
246
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,339
Excuse me. Do you think you could
turn down the heat just a teeny bit?
247
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,598
Bama, I gotta ask you a question.
Who and what is a Drexl?
248
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,138
-Shh!
CLARENCE: Huh?
249
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,189
He was my pimp.
250
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,265
CLARENCE:
You had a pimp?
251
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,150
I was a call girl.
252
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,566
Call girls have pimps.
253
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,738
Was he black?
254
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:39,196
He thinks he is. He said his mama was
an Apache, but I suspect he's lying.
255
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,368
Is he nice?
256
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:46,206
I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
He treated me pretty decent.
257
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,125
I was only there for four days.
He got a little bit rough the other day.
258
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,546
-What do you mean? With you?
-No, with my friend Arlene.
259
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,011
What did he do to Arlene?
260
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,546
Slapped her around a little bit.
Kicked her in the stomach.
261
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,890
-It was scary.
-This motherfucker sounds beautiful.
262
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,139
What did you do to end up
with a son of a bitch like that?
263
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,646
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
264
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,227
DON: What you motherfuckers
talking about?
265
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,691
Floyd say he don't be eating pussy.
266
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,912
Drexl, any nigger says he don't
eat pussy's lying his ass off.
267
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,575
I heard that.
268
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,163
Hold on a second.
Big D., you saying you eat pussy?
269
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,209
Yeah, motherfucker, I eat the pussy,
I eat the bud.
270
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,794
I eat every motherfucking thing.
271
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,380
If I ever did eat some pussy--
I would never eat any pussy, right?
272
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,757
But if I did eat some pussy...
273
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,383
...I sure as hell wouldn't tell
no-goddamn-body about it.
274
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,181
I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker, man.
275
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,264
Shit, nigger, you smoke enough sherm...
276
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,929
...your dumb ass will do a lot of
motherfucking things.
277
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,349
You'd be up in there
sucking niggers' dicks!
278
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,861
Yo, man, fuck you guys, man.
You guys are fucked up, all right?
279
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,108
Hey, yo. Yo. Wait a second.
We're just fucking with you.
280
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,900
Huh?
281
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,910
In fact, I'm going to show you what
I mean with a little demonstration.
282
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,494
Toss me the burner.
283
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,615
All right, peep this.
284
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,669
Pretend it's that fine,
centerfold bitch.
285
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,956
You know what I'm saying?
And you are you.
286
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,239
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
287
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,542
[GRUNTING]
288
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,292
[IMITATING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
289
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,256
-Honey, where you going?
-Bathroom.
290
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,370
[MENTOR SINGING "HEARTBREAK HOTEL"]
291
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,537
MENTOR: Well, can you live with it?
CLARENCE: What?
292
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,499
MENTOR: I said can you live with it?
-Live with what?
293
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:38,169
That son of a bitch walking
around breathing the same air as you.
294
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,169
Getting away with it every day.
295
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,890
-Are you haunted?
-Yeah.
296
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,764
You want to get un-haunted?
297
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,641
-Oh, yeah.
-Well, I'd kill him.
298
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,060
Shoot him in the face.
Put him down like a dog.
299
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,309
I can't believe what you're telling me.
300
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,862
I'm not saying nothing.
I'm just saying what I'd do.
301
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,436
You'd do that?
302
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,901
The fuck don't deserve to live.
303
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,446
Look, he's haunting me, you know.
304
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,243
I do want to kill him,
but I don't want to spend...
305
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,292
-...the rest of my life in jail.
-Hey, man, I don't blame you.
306
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,416
-If I thought I'd get away with it....
-Get away with it?
307
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,384
Killing is the hard part.
Getting away with it, that's easy.
308
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,967
You think a cop gives
a fuck about a pimp?
309
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:26,264
Listen. Every pimp in the world
could get shot.
310
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:30,599
Two in the back of the fucking head.
Cops would throw a party, man.
311
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,517
As long as you're not
at the scene of the crime...
312
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,608
...with a smoking gun in your hand...
313
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,863
...you'll get away with it.
Clarence, I like you.
314
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:46,408
Always have, always will.
315
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,635
Bama.
316
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,057
Where you going?
317
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,808
I need you to write down
your former address.
318
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,646
Why?
319
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,725
Well, so I can go over there and
pick up your stuff, that's why.
320
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:26,742
Oh, baby, come on, Clarence.
I just want to disappear from there.
321
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,066
Look, Bama, I know this
scares the shit out of you...
322
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,121
...but I am not scared
of that motherfucker.
323
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:34,945
You are completely out of his reach.
He poses absolutely no threat to you.
324
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,752
If he doesn't matter,
which he doesn't...
325
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,626
...then it just seems silly you lose
all your things now, that's all.
326
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,294
Shh! Listen.
327
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,844
You don't know him.
328
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,546
No, you don't know me.
Not when it comes to shit like this.
329
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,299
I need to do this.
330
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:54,141
I want you to know that you can
count on me to protect you.
331
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,314
Come on, please just write it down.
332
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,818
This isn't a good idea.
333
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:14,485
I'm telling you, it's going to be fine.
I'll be in and out of there.
334
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,713
-Be careful.
-I will.
335
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,711
-I love you.
-I love you too.
336
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,774
[NYMPHOMANIA'S "I WANT YOUR BODY"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
337
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,947
You want something?
338
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:35,284
-Yeah, you Drexl?
-No, man, I'm Marty.
339
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,041
Well, I want to talk to Drexl.
340
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,293
Well, what the fuck
you want to talk to him about?
341
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,536
It's about Alabama.
342
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,644
MARTY:
He was asking about Alabama.
343
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,980
-Where the fuck is that bitch?
-She's with me.
344
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,573
Who the fuck are you?
345
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,903
I'm her husband.
346
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,912
Well, that makes us
practically related.
347
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,294
Have a seat, boy.
348
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,793
You have yourself an egg roll.
We got everything here...
349
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,956
...from a diddle-eyed Joe
to damned if I know.
350
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,381
No, thanks.
351
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,629
No, thanks? What that mean?
352
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,005
I think you're too scared to be eating.
353
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,351
Now, see....
354
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,444
We're sitting down here,
ready to negotiate.
355
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,529
And you've already given up your shit.
356
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,695
I'm still a mystery to you.
357
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,953
But I know exactly where
your white ass is coming from.
358
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,827
See, if I ask if
you want some dinner...
359
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,164
...and you grab an egg roll
and start to chow down...
360
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,119
...I say to myself, "This motherfucker,
he's carrying on like he ain't got...
361
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,921
...a care in the world." And who knows?
Maybe he don't.
362
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:12,665
Maybe this fool is such
a bad motherfucker...
363
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,220
...he don't got to worry about nothing.
He just sit down...
364
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,594
...watch my motherfucking TV.
365
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,682
See?
366
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,564
You ain't even sat down yet.
367
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,402
And on that TV over there,
since you've been in the room...
368
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,363
...there's a woman with her breasts
just hanging out.
369
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,284
You ain't even bothered to look.
370
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,034
You just been clocking me.
371
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:45,115
Now, I know I'm pretty. But I ain't
as pretty as a couple of titties.
372
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,409
[DREXL LAUGHS]
373
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,502
Ooh-ee! This child be fierce.
374
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,603
I'm not eating because I'm not hungry.
375
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:05,386
I'm not sitting because I'm not staying.
376
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:09,439
I ain't looking at the movie because
I already seen it seven years ago.
377
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,765
It's The Mack.
378
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,269
Max Julian, Carol Speed
and Richard Pryor.
379
00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:17,197
I'm not scared of you,
I just don't like you.
380
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,613
And that envelope right there,
it's some pay-off money.
381
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,662
Alabama is moving on
to some greener pastures.
382
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,655
We're not negotiating,
I don't like to barter.
383
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:26,117
What's in the envelope right there
is for my peace of mind.
384
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,918
My peace of mind is worth that much.
Not one penny more.
385
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,218
It's empty.
386
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:55,614
Marty, you know what we got here?
A motherfucking Charlie Bronson.
387
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,652
Mr. Majestyk?
388
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,615
Look here, Charlie.
389
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:07,538
None of this bullshit is necessary.
I don't got no hold over Alabama.
390
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,960
I was just trying to lend a girl
a helping hand.
391
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,335
[YELLING]
392
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,553
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
393
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,340
You wanna fuck with me?
394
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,190
Now, you see what you get...
395
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,102
...when you fuck with me, white boy!
396
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,322
Look at this! Making fun
of my motherfucking peeps?
397
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:22,244
Shit! You motherfucker!
Your ass fucking crazy!
398
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,826
You must have thought
it was white-boy day.
399
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,082
It ain't white-boy day, is it?
400
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,382
No, man, it ain't white-boy day.
401
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,222
DREXL:
Shit, man, you done fucked up again.
402
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,229
Well, well, well.
403
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,610
Look what we got here.
404
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,952
Clarence Worley?
405
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,787
It sounds almost like a nigger name.
406
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,458
And I know where you live.
407
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:18,423
4900 160th Street...
408
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,415
...Apartment 48.
409
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:25,421
And I would make a million-dollar bet
that Alabama is at the same address.
410
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:29,052
Marty, take the car, go get her.
Bring her dumb ass back here.
411
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,972
I think I'll keep
lover boy here entertained.
412
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,601
MARTY:
Roxanne, where's my jacket?
413
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,519
Hey, Roxanne!
414
00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:40,308
Hey, Marty!
What the fuck are you doing?
415
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,482
MARTY: I can't find my jacket!
DREXL: Go look in the fucking hamper.
416
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:53,869
You!
417
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,037
Get a bag and put
Alabama's things in it.
418
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,496
You want to get fucking shot?
419
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,876
Get a bag and put
Alabama's things in it!
420
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:03,053
I just did you the biggest
fucking favor of your life!
421
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:07,085
Open your eyes.
422
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,299
I said, open your fucking eyes!
423
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,850
You thought it was pretty
fucking funny. Didn't you?
424
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:16,725
Fuck you! You piece of shit!
425
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,232
Don't fucking move!
426
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:27,034
I was selfish. I know I was selfish.
I was, but...
427
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,663
...I was carrying your child, babe.
428
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,710
I killed him.
429
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,379
Want a hamburger or something?
I'm fucking starving to death.
430
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,378
Is this a joke?
431
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,470
No joke.
432
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,930
That's the best
goddamn fucking hamburger...
433
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,177
...I ever had in my entire life.
434
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,849
I've never had a hamburger
taste this good.
435
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,393
Come on, eat something,
you'll feel better.
436
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,110
[CRYING]
437
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,991
What the fuck you crying for, huh?
438
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,315
I mean, Christ, he is not worth
one of your tears.
439
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,911
Would you rather it have been me?
440
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:17,786
Is that it? Huh? Is that what you want?
I mean do you love him?
441
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,834
Do you love him?
442
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,708
I said, do you fucking love him?
Huh?
443
00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:24,786
-I think what you did was--
-What?!
444
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,591
-I think what you did...
-What?!
445
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:31,506
...was so romantic.
446
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,850
Oh, baby, you're bleeding.
447
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,309
I got your things right here.
448
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,242
Clean clothes.
449
00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:52,485
I love you.
450
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,526
I love you. There is a God.
451
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:23,225
These aren't my clothes.
452
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:28,815
[SINGING "LITTLE BITTY TEAR"]
453
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:47,629
Rommel, where are you?
Come on, get in here. Get in here now.
454
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,447
Good morning, Daddy.
455
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,540
Hey, Rommel.
Long time no see, huh?
456
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,046
Now, you're going to have
to excuse the place.
457
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,261
I haven't been exactly doing
a lot of entertaining...
458
00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:41,388
...of company as of late.
459
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:44,603
I'm sorry if I seem a little tense.
460
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:49,228
But you're the last person in the world
that I expected to see this morning.
461
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:52,227
Well, that's okay, Daddy,
I tend to have that effect on people.
462
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:56,028
You got anything to drink
around here? I'm dying of thirst.
463
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:59,156
Now, there should be....
There should be a 7UP in there.
464
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,574
[SHELBY LYNNE'S " I NEED A HEART
TO COME HOME TO" PLAYS ON STEREO]
465
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,542
CLARENCE:
Anything stronger?
466
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:07,082
Probably not. Beer.
You can drink beer, can't you?
467
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:10,499
CLIFFORD:
I can, but I don't.
468
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,458
That's about all I ever eat.
469
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,184
Excuse me.
470
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,093
Hello, hello, hello.
471
00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:22,762
I'm his father.
472
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:27,851
Well, that's all right. I'm his wife,
Alabama Worley. Pleased to meet you.
473
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,362
We got married.
474
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,460
Lover, why don't you be a sport
and go get us some beer?
475
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,585
You want some beer?
476
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,802
I mean, if you want some,
it will be here. All right?
477
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,803
Where is there
a liquor store around here?
478
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,675
There is a party store
down 54th Street.
479
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,554
Get a-- Get a six-pack
of something imported.
480
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:07,182
Hard to tell you what to get, because
different places have different things.
481
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,730
-Here, that should cover it, okey-dokey?
-Okey-dokey, doggy daddy.
482
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:26,414
Ain't she the sweetest goddamn
thing you ever saw in your whole life?
483
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,368
I mean, she a four-alarm fire, or what?
484
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,996
She seems very nice.
485
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:38,882
Nice? Daddy, nice ain't the word.
I mean, this girl, she's a peach.
486
00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:41,219
You know, she even tastes like a peach.
487
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,675
You can tell I'm in love
with her, can't you?
488
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,309
No, wait. I gotta talk.
489
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,175
CLIFFORD:
Clarence....
490
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:53,522
Sit down. Shut up.
491
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,858
You give me a fucking headache.
492
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:59,488
I mean, you are so much like
your mother, I can't believe it.
493
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:02,114
You are your fucking mother,
through and through.
494
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,320
I haven't heard from you
in three years.
495
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,244
You show up all of a sudden,
at 8:00 in the morning...
496
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,752
...you walk in here
like a goddamned bulldozer.
497
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:16,586
Now, don't get me wrong.
I love you, I'm glad to see you.
498
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,549
But slow it down, man.
499
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,593
All right?
500
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,548
Now.
501
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,932
When did you get married?
502
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,481
Well, Daddy....
503
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,236
I'm in big fucking trouble.
504
00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:44,073
I just.... I really need your help.
505
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,489
No, no, stop talking.
506
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,247
-What do you want from me?
-What?
507
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:54,964
What do you want from me?
Stop acting like an infant!
508
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,575
You're out here because you want me
to help you in some way.
509
00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:00,172
What do you need from me?
You need money?
510
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,838
No. You still have
friends on the force?
511
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,838
Yes, I still have friends on the force.
512
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,220
Could you just find out
if they know anything about us?
513
00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:10,257
I don't think they know shit. But I don't
want to think, I want to know for sure.
514
00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:12,022
I mean, you can do that. Right?
515
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:15,443
-What makes you think that I could do that?
-Because you were a cop.
516
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,943
But what makes you think
that I would do that?
517
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,444
Because I'm your son.
518
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,687
Oh, you're my son.
519
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:26,362
Oh, you got it all worked out.
520
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,321
Don't you? Huh? Oh, yeah.
521
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:32,156
Look. I mean, goddamn, I've never
asked you for a goddamn thing.
522
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,618
But Jesus fucking Christ!
After Mom divorced you...
523
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:37,499
...did I ever ask you for anything?
No. I didn't.
524
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,247
And when I wouldn't see you
for a year-and-a-half to two years...
525
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,000
...did I ever get in
your shit about it?
526
00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:44,802
In that whole fucking time
you were a drunk, did I ever get mad...
527
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:48,636
...and point my finger at you? No!
I never did. Everybody else did, but I didn't.
528
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:52,973
Now look, I just need help,
and you can fucking help me. All right?
529
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:56,771
Now, I'm basically a pretty resourceful guy.
If I didn't really need it, I wouldn't ask.
530
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,864
I mean, if you want
to say "no," then fine.
531
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,485
Forget it, don't worry about it.
No problem, I'm gone, all right?
532
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,076
The Virgin is back!
533
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,161
Thank God. I could eat a horse,
if you slap enough ketchup on it.
534
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:20,462
-I didn't get you any chicken.
-Well, how come?
535
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,497
Honey, it's too early in the morning.
It's only 9:00.
536
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,591
Son of a bitch.
537
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,063
Dick Richie! Dick Richie!
538
00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:37,595
That's me, I'm me.
539
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,309
-Come inside.
-Okay.
540
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,571
Sit. Sit, sit, sit.
541
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:52,198
Now. The part you will be reading for
is one of the bad guys.
542
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,907
-There's Brian and Marty.
-Who?
543
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:58,000
-Is there a problem?
-No, no.
544
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:00,461
Peter Breck has already been cast
in the part of Brian.
545
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,995
So, you'll be reading
for the role of Marty.
546
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:07,589
In this scene, you're both in a car,
and Bill Shatner's hanging on the hood.
547
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:10,297
What you want to do is get him off.
548
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,469
All right, I'm Marty.
549
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,221
-Ready?
-Yeah.
550
00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:17,564
Okay.
551
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:21,057
I'm driving. Okay.
552
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,730
Where the fuck did he come from?!
553
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:26,148
I don't know,
he just appeared like magic.
554
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,237
Well, don't just sit there, shoot him!
555
00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,910
-Get him!
-Thank you, Mr. Richie.
556
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,994
I'm very impressed.
You're a very fine actor.
557
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,082
Thank you.
558
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:40,867
Thank you.
559
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,710
We'll let you know.
560
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:43,876
Okay.
561
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,840
-Okay, one-handed.
-One hand.
562
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,134
Oh! Slipped in the other one there.
563
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:50,589
Here comes the train.
564
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:06,652
Well, they found nothing.
In fact, they think it's drug related.
565
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:08,646
Drug related? Why drug related?
566
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,988
Well, apparently Drexl had his
big toe stuck in that shit.
567
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,355
Really?
568
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,411
Drexl had an association with
a fellow named Blue Lou Boyle.
569
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,867
-Name mean anything to you?
-No.
570
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,578
Well, if you don't hang around
his circle, no reason it should.
571
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,039
Why? Who is he?
572
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,919
Gangster, drug dealer. Somebody
who you don't want on your ass.
573
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:31,126
Now look, Clarence, the more I hear
about this Drexl fucker...
574
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,129
...the more I think
you did the right thing.
575
00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:35,591
This guy was not just some wild flake.
576
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,892
No, man, that's what
I was trying to tell you before.
577
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,176
The guy was like a mad dog.
578
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:43,982
So, the cops, they don't think....
They're not after us.
579
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:46,605
No. Until they hear something better...
580
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:50,233
...they'll just assume Drexl
had a falling out with Blue Lou.
581
00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:54,071
And once you leave town,
I wouldn't even worry about it.
582
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:58,695
Thanks, thanks a lot, Daddy.
You really came through for me.
583
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,162
I got some money I could give you.
584
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,331
No, keep it. Keep it.
585
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,001
Well, now, son.
586
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,460
I want you to know that...
587
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:15,631
...I hope everything works
out with you and Alabama.
588
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,762
I like her.
589
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,520
And I think you make
a real cute couple.
590
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:29,311
Yeah, well, you stay out of trouble. Hm?
591
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:33,942
You got a.... You got a wife
to think about now.
592
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,661
Quit fucking around.
593
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,985
Son...
594
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,664
...I love you.
595
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,383
All right.
596
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:59,550
All right, this is my friend
Dick Richie's number and address...
597
00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:01,811
...in Hollywood.
That's where we're going to be.
598
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:04,733
You can get in touch with me
through him. All right.
599
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:08,062
Come on, Alabama. We're taking off.
Kiss Pops goodbye.
600
00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:16,193
Bye, Daddy. Hope to see you again soon.
601
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:21,445
Hey, hey! What kind of
daughterly smackeroo is that?
602
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,214
I'll send you a postcard
from Hollywood, all right?
603
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,753
-Now, Bama-- Bama.
-Yes, sir?
604
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,247
Take care of that one for me.
605
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,999
Don't worry, Daddy. I'm going
to keep this fellow on a short leash.
606
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:37,672
As the sun sets slowly in the west
we bid you a fine farewell.
607
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,221
Bye, Daddy!
608
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:49,848
Son of a bitch was right.
She tastes like a peach.
609
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,811
Come on, Rommel.
Come on, boy, come on, come on.
610
00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,612
Go on in there. Come on.
611
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:08,463
[RINGS]
612
00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:12,502
-Hello.
-Hello, baby!
613
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,288
-Clarence?
-You got it!
614
00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:17,212
Clarence, it's great to hear
from you, what's going on?
615
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,132
Well, you're going to
be seeing me shortly.
616
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,800
You're coming to L.A.! When?
617
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,639
CLARENCE:
Uh, tomorrow.
618
00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:26,305
There is a story behind all that.
I'll tell you when I see you.
619
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,314
And by the way, I ain't gonna be alone.
I'm bringing my lovely wife.
620
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:32,097
Get the fuck out of here.
Clarence, you got married?
621
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:33,811
I'm a married man, buddy.
622
00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:36,816
Married man. You want to
say "hello" to my better half?
623
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:39,404
-Come here.
-Hi, Dick. This is Alabama Worley.
624
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,490
Hi, how you doing, Alabama Worley?
625
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,447
Hi. Clarence told me all about you.
He said you were his best friend.
626
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,408
So, I guess that makes
you my best friend too.
627
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,078
Tell him we got to go.
628
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,957
Clarence says we got to go.
629
00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,714
Wait, can I speak to Clarence, please?
630
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,585
-Ask him if he got the letter.
-Did you get the letter?
631
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,923
-What letter?
-What letter?
632
00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,669
-The letter I sent.
-The letter he sent.
633
00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:02,181
-I didn't get any letter.
-Has he gotten his mail yet?
634
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:05,683
ALABAMA: Have you gotten your mail yet?
-Well, no, my roommate Floyd....
635
00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:08,887
-Has he looked through it?
-Have you looked through it?
636
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,478
No.
637
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:16,269
-Tell him to go look through it.
-Go and look through it.
638
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,481
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I speak to Clarence, please?
639
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,614
He wants to talk to you.
640
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,909
Tell him we got to go.
Tell him, read the letter.
641
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,164
Read the letter.
642
00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,785
Tell him I love him and
tell him as of tomorrow--
643
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,253
Honey, hold this.
644
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,543
CLARENCE: Tell him as of tomorrow--
ALABAMA: As of tomorrow--
645
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,917
CLARENCE: --all of his money problems
are gonna be over.
646
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,674
ALABAMA: --all of your
money problems are gonna be over.
647
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:40,087
Hello? What money problems?
648
00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:42,384
Bye, bye.
649
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:47,724
Hello? Hello?
650
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,945
Floyd! Floyd, you used up
the last piece of toilet paper.
651
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,893
Hey! Rommel!
652
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,720
Hey, come here! Rommel! Rommel!
653
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:55,078
Frankie, tell Luca to go outside
and do you know what.
654
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,999
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
655
00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:05,966
Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley?
656
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:10,603
I give up. Who are you?
657
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:15,313
The Antichrist. You got me
in a vendetta kind of mood.
658
00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,936
You can tell the angels in heaven...
659
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,153
...you never seen evil
so singularly personified...
660
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,693
...as you did in the face
of the man who killed you.
661
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:25,777
My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work
as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle.
662
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,985
The man your son stole from.
663
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,663
I hear you were once a cop, so I can
assume you have heard of us before.
664
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,577
Am I correct?
665
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,445
I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
666
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:41,705
I'm glad. Hopefully that will
clear up the "how full of shit am I?"...
667
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,997
...question you've been asking yourself.
668
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,013
We're going to have
a little Q and A.
669
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,835
And at the risk of
sounding redundant, please...
670
00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:52,852
...make your answers genuine.
671
00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:55,388
Want a Chesterfield?
672
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,058
No.
673
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:01,809
I have a son of my own,
about your boy's age.
674
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:07,281
I can imagine how painful this
must be for you. But Clarence...
675
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,405
...and that bitch-whore girlfriend
of his, brought this all on themselves.
676
00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:14,163
I implore you not to go
down that road with them.
677
00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:17,827
You could always take comfort
in the fact you never had a choice.
678
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:24,590
Look, I'd like to help you if I could,
but I haven't seen Clarence.
679
00:49:28,341 --> 00:49:30,221
You see that?
680
00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:36,471
That smarts, doesn't it?
To get slammed in the nose.
681
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,681
Fucks you all up. You get the pain
shooting through your brain...
682
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,562
...your eyes fill up with water.
683
00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:44,305
It's not any kind of fun.
684
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:49,362
But what I have to offer you,
that's as good as it's gonna get.
685
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:51,738
And it won't ever get that good again.
686
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:56,366
We talked to your neighbors.
They saw a Cadillac.
687
00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,250
Purple Cadillac.
688
00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:03,713
Clarence's purple Cadillac,
parked in front of your trailer yesterday.
689
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,250
Mr. Worley.
690
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,250
Have you seen your son?
691
00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,222
I've seen him.
692
00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:14,763
I can't be sure of how much he told you.
In the chance you're in the dark...
693
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:17,259
...about some of this,
let me shed some light.
694
00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,771
That whore
your boy hangs around with...
695
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,814
...her pimp is an associate of mine.
696
00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:25,228
Along with his pimping
and other affairs...
697
00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:28,818
...he works for me in
a courier capacity. Well, apparently...
698
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:32,454
...that dirty little whore found out
we were going to do some business...
699
00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:36,833
...because your son, the cowboy,
and his flame, came into the room blazing...
700
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:40,832
...and didn't stop, until they were
pretty sure everybody was dead.
701
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,541
What are you talking about?
702
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:48,499
I'm talking about a massacre.
They snatched my narcotics.
703
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:51,801
Hightailed it out of there.
Would have got away with it.
704
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:55,136
But your son, fuckhead that he is...
705
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:59,762
...left his driver's license
in the dead guy's hand.
706
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,726
You know, I don't believe you.
707
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,145
VINCENZO:
That's of minor importance.
708
00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,773
What is of major fucking importance
is that I believe you.
709
00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:13,110
Where did they go?
710
00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:15,821
On their honeymoon.
711
00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:24,496
I'm getting angry asking the
same question a second time.
712
00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:25,825
Where did they go?
713
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,170
They didn't tell me. Now, you just
wait a minute and listen to me.
714
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:32,126
I haven't seen Clarence in three years.
715
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,588
He shows up yesterday...
716
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:38,179
...with a young girl
saying that he got married.
717
00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:43,982
He asked for some quick cash...
718
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:50,063
...to go on a honeymoon.
He asked me if he could borrow $500.
719
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:52,442
I felt like helping him.
720
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:56,320
So I wrote him out a check.
We went to breakfast in the morning.
721
00:51:57,782 --> 00:52:00,832
And that's the last I saw of him...
722
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,913
...so help me God.
723
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:06,829
They never thought to tell me
where they were going.
724
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,877
And I never thought to ask.
725
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,014
[SCREAMING]
726
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:36,442
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
727
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,280
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
728
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,736
You know...
729
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:48,334
...Sicilians are great liars.
730
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,038
The best in the world.
731
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,800
I'm Sicilian.
732
00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:59,434
My father was the world heavyweight
champion of Sicilian liars.
733
00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:03,849
From growing up with him,
I learned the pantomime.
734
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,774
There are 17 different things
a guy can do when he lies...
735
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:10,234
...to give himself away.
A guy has got 17 pantomimes.
736
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,936
Woman has got 20.
Guy has got 17. But...
737
00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:16,107
...if you know them,
like you know your own face...
738
00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:20,107
...they would beat lie detectors
all to hell. Now, what we got here...
739
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:23,031
...is a little game of show and tell.
And you don't want to show me nothing.
740
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,740
But you're telling me everything.
741
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:30,711
I know you know where they are.
So tell me...
742
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:34,165
...before I do some damage
you won't walk away from.
743
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,301
Could I have one of those
Chesterfields now?
744
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:43,641
Sure.
745
00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:55,980
You got a match? No, wait.
No, no, don't bother, I got one.
746
00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:06,736
You're Sicilian, huh?
747
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:09,332
Yeah, Sicilian.
748
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,130
You know....
749
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,797
I read a lot.
750
00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:21,669
Especially things about history.
751
00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,545
I find that shit fascinating.
752
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,102
Here's a fact,
I don't know whether you know or not.
753
00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:38,021
Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
754
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,739
Come again?
755
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:48,119
[BOTH LAUGHING]
756
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:52,115
It's a fact. Yeah. You see...
757
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:56,669
...Sicilians have black blood
pumping through their hearts.
758
00:54:58,087 --> 00:55:01,337
And if you don't believe me,
you can look it up.
759
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,877
Hundreds and hundreds
of years ago, you see...
760
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:09,682
...the Moors conquered Sicily.
And the Moors are niggers.
761
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,431
You see, way back then...
762
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:17,062
...Sicilians were like
wops from northern Italy.
763
00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:19,691
They all had blond hair and blue eyes.
764
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:22,238
But, well....
765
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:25,450
Then the Moors moved in there...
766
00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:29,334
...they changed the whole country.
767
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:34,373
They did so much fucking,
with Sicilian women, huh?
768
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:37,380
That they changed
the whole blood line forever.
769
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:40,883
That is why blond hair, blue eyes...
770
00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:44,840
...became black hair and dark skin.
771
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:49,264
You know, it's absolutely
amazing to me...
772
00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:54,636
...to think to this day,
hundreds of years later...
773
00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,305
...that Sicilians...
774
00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:02,068
...still carry that nigger gene.
775
00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,395
Now, this....
776
00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:05,780
[VINCENZO LAUGHING]
777
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:08,196
No, I am quoting history.
778
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,993
It's written, it's a fact.
It's written.
779
00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:14,536
I love this guy.
780
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,127
CLIFFORD:
Your ancestors are niggers.
781
00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,126
Hey!
782
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:30,264
And your great, great, great...
783
00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:33,059
...great grandmother fucked a nigger.
784
00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:39,652
And she had a half-nigger kid. Now...
785
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:43,443
...if that is a fact, tell me:
786
00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:45,941
Am I lying?
787
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,158
Because you...
788
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,242
...you are part eggplant.
789
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:57,462
[BOTH LAUGHING]
790
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,174
Egg! Egg! Egg!
791
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:08,008
You're a cantaloupe.
792
00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,557
That was beautiful.
793
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,397
Let me see that.
794
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,999
I haven't killed anybody...
795
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,590
...since 1984.
796
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,180
Go to this comedian's son's apartment.
797
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:57,267
Come back with something that
tells me where that asshole went.
798
00:57:57,432 --> 00:58:00,182
So I can wipe this egg off my face.
799
00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:05,314
[IN ITALIAN]
800
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,822
[IN ITALIAN]
801
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,243
Fix this fucked-up family for good.
802
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,711
[IN ENGLISH]
Hey, boss.
803
00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:26,166
Get ready to be happy.
804
00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:31,756
MAN [ON RADIO]: Morning, everybody. It's
6:22 here in L.A. I'm David Perry at KBLU.
805
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,585
[AEROSMITH'S "THE OTHER SIDE"
PLAYS ON RADIO]
806
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,321
[AEROSMITH'S "THE OTHER SIDE"
PLAYS ON RADIO]
807
00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:48,692
[KNOCKING]
808
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,529
ALABAMA:
Hello? Hi.
809
00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:56,624
Morning.
810
00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,203
DICK:
Floyd.
811
00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:03,787
Floyd, can't you answer the door,
at least, for me?
812
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,671
FLOYD:
Oh, man, I didn't even hear it.
813
00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:07,835
ALABAMA:
Hello?
814
00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,803
DICK: You can't help me out
every now and then?
815
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,763
ALABAMA: Hi.
FLOYD: Yes.
816
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:16,889
-You call for a date?
-Huh?
817
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,304
[YELLS]
818
00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:19,852
I knew it was you!
819
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,390
CLARENCE: Dick, this is Alabama.
Alabama, this is Dick.
820
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,850
DICK:
Nice to meet you!
821
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,440
CLARENCE:
How long have you been living here?
822
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,265
ALABAMA: Hi, I'm Alabama.
DICK: Clarence, you look good!
823
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,860
This is a great place, this is nice.
824
00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:32,935
Come on, I'm starving. Let's go
get something to eat. Who's this?
825
00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,611
DICK: This is Floyd.
CLARENCE: Floyd, all right.
826
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:35,860
Go! Come on!
827
00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,491
Hey, Floyd.
Watch yourself. Be careful.
828
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:40,990
Hey.
829
00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,629
[SCREAMING ON TV]
830
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,433
Hey, hey. I didn't tell you guys yet?
831
00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,143
I had this really, really good audition
for T.J. Hooker the other day.
832
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:04,268
-You're going to be on T.J. Hooker?
DICK: Yeah, it's the new T.J. Hooker.
833
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,944
-Knock on wood.
-You get to meet Captain Kirk?
834
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:09,064
Well, you don't get to meet him
in the audition...
835
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:11,321
...but if I get the part, hope, hope....
836
01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:14,944
-That would be amazing.
-It would be cool, it would really be....
837
01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:16,782
Meeting Captain Kirk,
that would be cool.
838
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:28,709
Here we are.
839
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,128
The honeymoon suite.
840
01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:37,716
You're really in love, aren't you?
841
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:41,224
For the very first time in my life.
Know what that's like?
842
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:42,813
No.
843
01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,768
-Nah.
-Shut the fuck up.
844
01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:49,145
What are you doing in L.A. anyway, huh?
845
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:59,609
Holy Mary, mother of God.
This shit can't be real.
846
01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:02,071
CLARENCE: It'll get you high.
-What?
847
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:06,196
-I said, it'll get you high.
ALABAMA: Hey, we got cable.
848
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:07,833
You want some wine, sweetheart?
849
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:11,378
ALABAMA: Yeah, just a little bit,
I'm not much of a wine gal.
850
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,300
That is fucking real.
851
01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:16,093
This is fucking real, Clarence.
852
01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:17,586
I certainly hope so.
853
01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:20,682
DICK: You've got a hell of a lot
of cocaine here, man.
854
01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:21,844
I know.
855
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,102
Do you realize how much
fucking coke you have here?
856
01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:26,144
No, tell me.
857
01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:28,385
I don't know, but it's a fucking lot!
858
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:32,310
This is Drexl's coke?
859
01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:35,021
No, Drexl is dead, you see.
It's Clarence's coke.
860
01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:36,862
And Clarence, he can do
whatever he wants with it.
861
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,107
What Clarence wants to do
is to sell it.
862
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,279
Then me and Bama here,
we're gonna jump on a jet plane...
863
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,868
...and spend the rest
of our lives spending.
864
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:45,083
So you got my letter?
You lined up a buyer for me?
865
01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:47,243
Listen, Clarence,
I'm not Joe Cocaine, okay?
866
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,372
You are an actor, I mean,
I hear these Hollywood guys...
867
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,209
...they get it delivered
to the set all the time.
868
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,705
Well, they do. All right? They do.
869
01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,877
And maybe one day, when I start
being a successful actor...
870
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:57,586
...I'll be like one of those guys.
871
01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:00,336
But, until that day,
I ain't got nothing. All right?
872
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:03,142
I don't have a pot to piss in,
or a window to throw it out.
873
01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:05,013
All I got is fucking Floyd.
874
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:08,270
If you want me to help you sell a little bit
at a time, that's all I can do.
875
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,483
No, no, no.
None of that little-bit-at-a-time shit.
876
01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:13,314
It's gotta be the whole enchilada in one
shot and that's the way it's got to be.
877
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,320
Clarence, do you have any idea
how difficult that is going to be?
878
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,283
What the fuck you are talking about?
879
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,493
I'm offering half-a-million dollars
worth of white for 200 grand.
880
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:22,324
You're telling me that
is going to be difficult?
881
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,829
Very difficult. That's very difficult,
do you understand? Listen to me.
882
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:27,582
It's difficult because you're selling
to a particular group...
883
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,454
...you understand
what I'm talking about?
884
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:33,003
Fat cats, big shots.
Guys who can afford $200,000.
885
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,540
Guys who can use a whole fucking
suitcase full of cocaine.
886
01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:37,881
Basically, Clarence, guys I don't know.
887
01:02:38,046 --> 01:02:41,166
And guys you don't know. And more
importantly, they don't know you.
888
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,512
Come on, Dick.
889
01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:55,983
Okay, Clarence. Listen.
890
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,189
There's one guy that I know...
891
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:01,279
...that could help you out,
Clarence, but...
892
01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:04,105
...I'm not guaranteeing you anything.
893
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:05,989
Is he big-league?
894
01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:09,906
No. He's not big-league. Okay?
895
01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:15,037
But he works as an assistant to a very
big movie producer named Lee Donowitz.
896
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:17,418
Lee Donowitz could afford...
897
01:03:17,586 --> 01:03:20,246
...and can use, $200,000 worth of coke.
898
01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:23,013
Being that's what you have.
899
01:03:23,175 --> 01:03:25,335
All right, so what did you tell him?
900
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,096
What the fuck do you expect me
to tell him, huh?
901
01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:30,603
I mean, I didn't know what
was bullshit and what wasn't.
902
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,979
And besides, Floyd smoked
the second page of the letter. Okay?
903
01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,185
What's this acting-class guy's name?
904
01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:38,935
Elliot.
905
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,030
Elliot what?
906
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:43,073
Elliot Blitzer.
907
01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:46,364
Okay. We'll get him on the phone
and we'll arrange a meeting...
908
01:03:46,531 --> 01:03:49,531
...so we can get through all this
getting-to-know-you stuff, all right?
909
01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:50,911
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
910
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:53,697
-Where?
-Where should we meet?
911
01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:59,747
-Roller coaster.
-Roller coasters.
912
01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:08,429
So, you have $500,000-worth of cola...
913
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:10,545
...that you are unloading
for $200,000.
914
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,642
You want an animal cracker?
915
01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:15,057
Um, thanks.
916
01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:18,019
Wait, save the gorillas.
917
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,776
That's okay. Thanks.
918
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:24,494
So, you got...
919
01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:27,107
...$500,000 worth of cola...
920
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,280
...that you're unloading for $200,000.
921
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,739
"Unloading." That's a hell of a way
to describe the bargain of a lifetime.
922
01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:37,037
-Where did you get it?
-Where did I get it?
923
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:41,288
I grow it on my windowsill.
See, the light is really good up there.
924
01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:45,881
I'm up high enough off the street so, you
know, you can't see it. It works perfectly.
925
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:47,091
Yeah.
926
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:50,677
Where--? Really, where does it
come from?
927
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,564
-Where does it come from?
-Yeah.
928
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,062
Coca leaves.
929
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,474
You're sick, you know what?
I'm out of here.
930
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:57,142
Elliot, chill out, chill out.
931
01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,230
Come on, sit down here. All right?
932
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,306
We're both here, we might as well
enjoy the ride. All right?
933
01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:04,151
I'll tell you. Okay? But you have
to promise me you'll keep it quiet.
934
01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:05,647
If Dick hadn't ensured me
you're good people...
935
01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:07,279
...I'd just tell you,
none of your fucking business.
936
01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,655
-Okay, okay.
-This is going to be fun.
937
01:05:10,949 --> 01:05:12,029
Let's go!
938
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,496
CLARENCE: The truth of the matter is this:
I got a friend in the department.
939
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:18,123
-What department?
-What department?
940
01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:19,540
What do you think, eight ball?
941
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:22,665
The police department?
942
01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:25,586
Give the man a prize! All right, now,
about a year and a half ago...
943
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,835
...this friend of mine got access
to the evidence room.
944
01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:30,878
And he snagged this coke, but
he's a good cop with a wife and a kid.
945
01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,142
So he held on to it for about
a year and a half...
946
01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:35,555
-...until he found a guy he could trust.
-And he trusts you?
947
01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:37,684
Yeah, he trusts me,
we were in 4-H together.
948
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,601
We've known each other
since childhood.
949
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:41,729
So I'm handling the sales part,
he's my silent partner...
950
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,266
...and he knows, if I get fucked up,
I won't drop dime on him.
951
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,531
-Uh-huh.
-Now, no further, you understand.
952
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,783
All right, he's kind of paranoid,
I didn't tell you nothing.
953
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,405
-You didn't hear nothing.
-I didn't hear nothing.
954
01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:54,243
All right! Here we go!
955
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:00,662
Ride it out, baby!
956
01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:12,506
Yeah!
957
01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:17,433
We're going in for another one!
Hang on, Elliot! Whoo!
958
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:35,067
Oh, yeah, we got this puppy.
This was a good idea.
959
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,668
Elliot looks a little green.
960
01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:51,924
Elliot, do I look like a beautiful
blond with big tits and an ass...
961
01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:54,222
...that tastes like
French-vanilla ice cream?
962
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:57,102
What?
963
01:06:57,263 --> 01:07:00,063
I said, do I look like a beautiful
blond with big tits and an ass...
964
01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:01,845
...that tastes like
French-vanilla ice cream?
965
01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:03,692
No.
966
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,773
No. Okay, then why are you telling me
all this bullshit, huh?
967
01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:07,859
What, do you want to fuck me?
968
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:10,478
Clarence. He's sick, man.
969
01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:11,902
Let me handle this, all right?
970
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:14,110
ELLIOT:
Look. You know what? Just get it straight.
971
01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:18,776
Lee is not into taking risks, okay?
972
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:23,372
He's got a couple of guys,
he's been dealing with them for years.
973
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,670
They're reliable, they're dependable,
and they're safe.
974
01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:29,754
Riddle me this, Batman.
I mean, if you're all...
975
01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:32,091
...so much in love with each other,
what the hell are you doing here?
976
01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:34,087
I'm sure you've got better things
to do with your time...
977
01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,469
...than hang around upside-down
on a roller coaster all day.
978
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:40,350
I mean, your guy is interested because
with that much shit at his fingertips...
979
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,310
...he could play Joe-fucking-Hollywood
until the wheels come off.
980
01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:45,186
You know? He can sell it,
he can snort it...
981
01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:47,653
...he can play Santa Claus with it
as far as I'm concerned.
982
01:07:47,856 --> 01:07:49,146
I mean, at the price he's paying...
983
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:50,975
...he's going to be able to afford
to just throw it around.
984
01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:52,321
He's going to be
everybody's best friend.
985
01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:55,145
All right? I mean,
I'm not putting him down, here.
986
01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:57,073
It's his money, let him do
whatever the hell he wants.
987
01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,323
But don't expect me and my friends
to hang around forever...
988
01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,292
...waiting for you guys
to grow some guts, all right?
989
01:08:01,453 --> 01:08:02,493
[VOMITS]
990
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:03,662
Jesus.
991
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,293
[JERRY DELMONICO'S "EVERYBODY LOVES
SOMEBODY" PLAYS ON CAR STEREO]
992
01:08:05,457 --> 01:08:06,577
[PHONE RINGS]
993
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,170
-Yeah, hello.
-Hi, Lee.
994
01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:12,705
Elliot, it's Sunday. Can you tell me
why I'm talking to you on Sunday?
995
01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:15,763
I don't see enough of you all week,
I gotta talk to you on Sunday, too?
996
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:19,505
I'm with that party that you wanted me
to get together with, Lee.
997
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:20,926
You know who I'm talking about?
998
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,677
I don't believe this. Elliot,
why the hell are you talking to me...
999
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,520
...on my phone about that?
1000
01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:31,194
Well, because I'm standing with the
guy, and he insists on talking to you.
1001
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,437
What, are you out of your fucking mind?
1002
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:39,362
He said that if I didn't get you
on the phone, that he would leave....
1003
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:42,622
Hello, Lee, it's Clarence.
At last, we speak.
1004
01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,196
Now, first of all, Lee, I want to
tell you I'm a real big fan of yours.
1005
01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:47,541
That's why I want to open
Dr. Zhivago in L.A.
1006
01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:49,919
And I need you and your abilities
to distribute it.
1007
01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:52,884
Uh, Clarence....
1008
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,166
I don't know, Clarence.
1009
01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,259
Dr. Zhivago is a pretty big movie,
you know.
1010
01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:58,304
The biggest. The biggest movie
you've ever dealt with, Lee.
1011
01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,928
I mean, we're talking
a lot of film, here.
1012
01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:02,814
A man would have to be an idiot
not to be a little bit cautious...
1013
01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,262
...about a movie like that.
1014
01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:06,602
And, Lee, you're no idiot.
1015
01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,558
No, no, no. I'm not saying
I'm not interested, Clarence.
1016
01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,808
It's just that being a distributor
is not what I'm all about.
1017
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,770
I'm a movie producer, you know?
1018
01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:15,031
I'm on this earth to make
good movies, nothing more...
1019
01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:17,113
...and nothing, well,
maybe less, sometimes.
1020
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,565
Hey!
1021
01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:21,905
Choose a fucking lane!
1022
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:24,828
No, not you, just some idiot who--
Don't give me the finger!
1023
01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,624
I'll fucking have you killed!
1024
01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:29,785
So, bottom line is I'm not Paramount.
1025
01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:31,078
You know what I'm saying?
1026
01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:33,092
I got a select few
distributors I deal with.
1027
01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:36,093
I buy their little movies and I
accomplish what I want to accomplish...
1028
01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:38,259
...and I get the fuck out of there.
Very business-like...
1029
01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:40,344
...and very easy,
and very little risk, Clarence.
1030
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:41,930
Lee, we are talking Dr. Zhivago, here.
1031
01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:44,005
This will be packing them in
for a year and a half.
1032
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,140
Two years. That's two years
you're not going to have to deal...
1033
01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:47,717
...with anybody else's movie
but mine, all right?
1034
01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:51,402
Nobody's but yours.
Well, what's the rush here?
1035
01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:53,523
I just want to be able
to announce this deal at Cannes.
1036
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,940
All right? If I had time
for a courtship, Lee, I would.
1037
01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:58,779
I'd take you out, I'd hold your hand,
I'd kiss your cheek at the door.
1038
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,145
But I'm not in that position.
1039
01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:03,741
I need to know right now if you
and I are in bed together or not.
1040
01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:06,198
If you want my movie, Lee, you're going
to have to come to terms...
1041
01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,619
...with your fear and desire.
1042
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,292
Fear and desire, huh, Clarence?
1043
01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:16,421
Don't you know that my films have
grossed more than 2.8 billion, Clarence?
1044
01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:17,588
Let me talk to Elliot.
1045
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:19,835
-You want to talk to Elliot?
-Let me talk to Elliot.
1046
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,387
Elliot. He wants to talk to you.
1047
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,810
-Hi, Lee.
-Elliot, where do you know this guy from?
1048
01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:31,348
He's a friend of Dick's, remember?
1049
01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,024
Who the fuck is Dick?
1050
01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:39,608
You want me to suck his dick?
1051
01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:40,986
Who the fuck is Dick?
1052
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:43,605
-Oh, who the fuck is Dick?
-Yeah.
1053
01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:45,531
Dick is my-- He's my friend.
He's in my acting class.
1054
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,740
You told him I'm an actor?
1055
01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:50,950
Is he any good?
Is he talented, or...? Really?
1056
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,962
How does Dick know this guy?
1057
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,044
They grew up together.
1058
01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:59,170
Okay, Wednesday at the hotel.
Three o'clock.
1059
01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:01,009
Bring the whole fucking cast, all right?
1060
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:05,014
Elliot, don't call me here anymore,
especially not on Sunday, all right?
1061
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,302
DICK:
What did he say?
1062
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:09,562
Okay, just hold on for a second.
Shut up for a second.
1063
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:11,934
Hey, you guys.
This is what's going to happen.
1064
01:11:12,352 --> 01:11:16,022
Three o'clock, Beverly Ambassador,
he wants to see everybody. Okay?
1065
01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:19,862
And he'll talk to you.
If after talking to you he likes you...
1066
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:21,779
...wants to deal with you,
he'll deal with you.
1067
01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:25,105
If he doesn't, he'll say "fuck you,"
and he'll walk out of the room.
1068
01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:27,525
-Did you tell him I was a...?
-Shut up for a second.
1069
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,834
And he wants a sample bag.
1070
01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:32,254
-No problem on all counts.
-Great.
1071
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,038
DICK:
Did you tell him I was an actor?
1072
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,037
Yes, I told him.
1073
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:38,880
-You told him I was good?
-Yeah, I lied.
1074
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:49,931
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
1075
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:56,812
Hi.
1076
01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,560
-How are you doing?
-Oh, pretty good.
1077
01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:00,731
-Dick? Dick Richie?
-No.
1078
01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,572
No, he's not here right now.
1079
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:07,414
-You live here?
-Yes, I do.
1080
01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:10,411
You're sort of roommates?
1081
01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:12,696
Exactly roommates.
1082
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:15,079
Maybe you can help me,
I'm looking for a friend of mine.
1083
01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:17,248
FLOYD: Sure.
-Clarence Worley from Detroit?
1084
01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:19,457
He's traveling with
a real pretty girl named Alabama?
1085
01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,957
Oh, yeah, man, I know them.
They've been by here.
1086
01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:23,210
-You've seen them?
-Mm-hm.
1087
01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,971
-Are they staying here?
-No, they're staying at the...
1088
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:31,176
...Safari Motor-- Motel Inn.
Safari Motel.
1089
01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:33,813
-Safari Motel.
-Yes.
1090
01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:37,771
How do you know that?
I mean, have you been over there?
1091
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:44,401
No, they were here, and they said
they were going to go there.
1092
01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,399
Then they went.
1093
01:12:46,946 --> 01:12:49,026
-Yeah?
-Yeah, Safari Motel.
1094
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,452
-Safari Motel.
-Uh-huh.
1095
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:53,738
Hey, you want to watch some TV
or something? They might be back here.
1096
01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,411
No, no, thank you. Thank you, though.
1097
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:56,790
Okay.
1098
01:12:56,998 --> 01:13:00,958
-You take care, I might be back.
-Yeah, man. Okay, be cool.
1099
01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:10,298
Don't condescend me, man.
I'll fucking kill you, man.
1100
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:20,016
I'm so proud of you.
Did I do my part okay?
1101
01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:21,308
Babalu, you were perfect.
1102
01:13:21,481 --> 01:13:23,651
-Like a ninja?
-Like a ninja.
1103
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,816
I'm going to go grab us
something to eat.
1104
01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:30,235
I'm going to go jump in the tub and
get all wet, and slippery, and soapy.
1105
01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:33,663
And hop onto that waterbed.
And watch X-rated movies...
1106
01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:36,156
...until you get your ass
back into my loving arms.
1107
01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:40,502
Hurry back now.
1108
01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:51,051
We now return to Bullitt
already in progress.
1109
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,468
[CAR HORN HONKING]
1110
01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:01,980
[THE SHIRELLES' "WILL YOU LOVE ME
TOMORROW" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
1111
01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:03,980
Hi.
1112
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:07,525
Hi!
1113
01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:10,363
[ALABAMA LAUGHS]
1114
01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:19,826
-Cigarette?
-No.
1115
01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:26,086
That's a very nice outfit.
1116
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,464
This?
1117
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:33,717
I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
1118
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:48,356
Alabama, where's our coke?
And where's Clarence?
1119
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:49,986
When's he coming back?
1120
01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:53,242
I'm sorry, I think you have
the wrong room.
1121
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:54,951
My name is Sadie.
1122
01:14:57,535 --> 01:15:00,535
We don't have any coke, but there's
a Pepsi machine down the hall.
1123
01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:05,078
I don't know anybody named Clarence.
But perhaps my husband does.
1124
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:09,921
You can ask him because he'll be
home in a minute. He plays football.
1125
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,719
He's just at practice.
1126
01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:25,939
-Give me your hand.
-Okay.
1127
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:34,195
You are unbelievably cute.
1128
01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,778
Thank you. Thanks.
1129
01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:41,201
Let me see those eyes.
1130
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,790
What a face.
1131
01:15:48,628 --> 01:15:52,458
-Do me a favor. Turn around for me.
-Okay.
1132
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:54,966
No, go the other way.
1133
01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:57,505
Okay.
1134
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,638
[THUDS]
1135
01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:03,476
[HUMMING]
1136
01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:18,029
-That hurts, don't it?
-Uh-huh.
1137
01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:20,529
Get on your feet, sweetie.
You ain't hurt that bad.
1138
01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:25,834
Now, where's our coke?
Where's Clarence?
1139
01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:27,498
And when's he coming back?
1140
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,174
Okay, okay.
1141
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:35,383
Fuck you.
1142
01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:38,678
Fuck me....
1143
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:41,849
[GRUNTS]
1144
01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:44,604
[GASPING]
1145
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:47,441
What's the matter, baby, huh?
1146
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,363
Can't breathe?
1147
01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,277
You better get used to that.
1148
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:01,068
-Hi.
-Smells like hamburgers in here.
1149
01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:04,115
Tell me, what is the biggest,
fattest hamburger you guys got?
1150
01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:06,373
That would be Steve's
Double Chili Cheeseburger.
1151
01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:08,709
-Well, give me two of them bad boys.
-Uh-huh.
1152
01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:12,964
Two chili fries.
And two large diet cokes.
1153
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:14,422
Anything else?
1154
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,220
Come here. Look at yourself! Look!
Take a good look!
1155
01:17:20,553 --> 01:17:22,143
You think your boyfriend
would go through this shit?
1156
01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:25,055
If you do you're fucking stupid.
You know that?
1157
01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:29,018
You're a very pretty girl, Alabama. But you
ain't going to be very pretty for very long.
1158
01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:33,186
I'm going to ask you a fucking question.
And you give me the right fucking answer!
1159
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,570
Now, where's my coke?
1160
01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,985
Turn around. Turn around!
1161
01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:48,748
Answer me!
1162
01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:55,209
Come on.
1163
01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,092
You got a lot of heart, kid.
1164
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,260
[ALABAMA LAUGHS]
1165
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:07,057
CLARENCE:
Yeah, that is a great issue.
1166
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,270
You gotten to the story on Elvis yet?
1167
01:18:10,770 --> 01:18:13,100
No. I hadn't.
1168
01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,072
See, that is probably the single best
piece I've read on Elvis Presley...
1169
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:18,363
...in my entire life. Look at this.
1170
01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:20,898
Look. See, it tries to pin down...
1171
01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:23,112
...what the attraction is
after all these years.
1172
01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,906
It covers the whole spectrum.
Talks to the fans...
1173
01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:29,199
...people who grew up with him,
people who love his music.
1174
01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:31,577
Then, there's the fanatics. Right?
1175
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,575
I don't know about you,
but they give me the creeps.
1176
01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:39,547
-Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean.
-I mean, look at her.
1177
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:43,295
It looks like she fell off the ugly tree
and hit every branch on the way down.
1178
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:54,520
Now, the first time you kill somebody,
that's the hardest.
1179
01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,572
I don't give a shit if you're fucking
Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper.
1180
01:19:06,117 --> 01:19:09,787
Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in
that fucking tower, killed all them people?
1181
01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,584
I bet you green money that first
little black dot he took a bead on...
1182
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,250
...that was the bitch of the bunch.
1183
01:19:19,213 --> 01:19:21,383
First one is tough.
No fucking fooling.
1184
01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:24,843
The second one, the second one ain't
no fucking Mardi Gras either...
1185
01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:26,510
...but it's better than the first one...
1186
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:29,929
...because you still feel the same thing,
except it's more diluted.
1187
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,139
You know, it's better.
1188
01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:35,022
I threw up on the first one,
you believe that?
1189
01:19:37,356 --> 01:19:38,726
Then the third one.
1190
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,820
The third one is easy,
you level right off.
1191
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:48,370
That's no problem. Now....
Shit.
1192
01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:52,120
Now I do it just to watch
their fucking expression change.
1193
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,465
I don't fucking believe it.
1194
01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,718
Did you put it under the bed?
1195
01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,797
Uh-huh.
1196
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,722
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1197
01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:14,641
I can't believe it.
You put it under the fucking bed.
1198
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,732
I didn't look under the fucking bed.
1199
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,192
I can't believe you put it
under the fucking bed.
1200
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,450
And I can't believe I didn't look
under the fucking bed.
1201
01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:27,243
I'm getting fucking old.
1202
01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:32,584
Journey's end, baby.
Snow at the end of the rainbow.
1203
01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:37,501
One less thing I gotta
fucking worry about.
1204
01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:49,894
This is it, baby.
1205
01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:52,562
Moment of truth.
1206
01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:04,318
You got a lot of heart, kid,
you know that?
1207
01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:08,529
You want to play?
1208
01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:11,621
Huh? Is that what you want?
1209
01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:14,118
You want to play with Daddy?
1210
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:17,707
Come on. Come on, I'll give
you one shot because I like you.
1211
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,543
Stick it in me, baby.
Come on, stick it in Daddy.
1212
01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:24,459
Stick it in me. Go ahead.
1213
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,127
Come on, come on! Come on!
1214
01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:29,259
[SCREAMS]
1215
01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:36,175
Motherfucker!
1216
01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:50,485
All right.
No more Mr. Fucking-Nice-Guy.
1217
01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,164
ALABAMA:
Oh, God!
1218
01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:57,785
[SCREAMS]
1219
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,495
VIRGIL:
What do you think of that?!
1220
01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:04,423
What do you think about that, baby?
What do you think about that?
1221
01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:06,297
Wait! Wait!
1222
01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:07,712
What?
1223
01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:09,421
[LAUGHING]
1224
01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:12,262
-What the fuck are you laughing at?
-You look ridiculous!
1225
01:22:16,849 --> 01:22:19,889
Come here! I look fucking ridiculous!
Get up! Laugh it up!
1226
01:22:20,311 --> 01:22:21,851
Come on, laugh it up!
1227
01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:24,233
You were in hysterics
a minute ago, so laugh!
1228
01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,648
-You like that, don't you?
-Fuck you!
1229
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:30,194
Shit! Fucking cunt!
1230
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,580
[VIRGIL SCREAMING]
1231
01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:06,773
[SCREAMS]
1232
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:21,581
[CRYING]
1233
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:34,184
Fuck! Motherfucker!
Bama, we gotta go! Jesus Christ!
1234
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:36,756
Come on, darling.
We gotta get the fuck out of here!
1235
01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:39,386
Come on.
1236
01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:42,226
The cops are gonna be here
any fucking second!
1237
01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:46,943
Fuck! Fuck! Come on. Fuck.
1238
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:50,439
I'm sorry. Fuck.
1239
01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:55,110
[CAR HORN HONKS]
1240
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:03,578
Fuck! Fuck!
1241
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:08,629
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1242
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,455
Get the fuck out of the way!
1243
01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:14,667
[ROBERT PALMER'S "(LOVE IS)
THE TENDER TRAP" PLAYS ON CAR STEREO]
1244
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:22,970
[SIREN WAILING]
1245
01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:24,482
Oh, fuck!
1246
01:24:25,352 --> 01:24:26,642
-Fuck!
-What?
1247
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:31,232
I don't fucking believe this! Look!
Goddamn it! I knew it! I fucking knew it!
1248
01:24:43,454 --> 01:24:46,334
Oh, fuck, I should have my goddamn
head examined for driving like this.
1249
01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:49,209
Look, Carla.... Kandi....
1250
01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:51,836
-Kandi, you've got to help me.
-What can I do?
1251
01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:54,589
-Take this. Take this. Hold this.
-What are you? High? No.
1252
01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:57,877
-Fucking put this in your purse.
-I'm not going to put that shit in my purse.
1253
01:24:58,051 --> 01:25:01,181
He's not going to search you, you didn't do
anything. Now just put it in your bra!
1254
01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:02,346
I'm not wearing one.
1255
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:05,598
Please, please, he's almost here!
Just fucking put it in your pants!
1256
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:07,938
-Just put it in your pants!
-No.
1257
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:13,189
-You're the one who wanted to drive fast.
-Read my lips. No.
1258
01:25:14,485 --> 01:25:16,565
-Asshole.
-After all I did for you, you fucking whore!
1259
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,107
Who the fuck do you think you...?
1260
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,490
[LAUGHING]
1261
01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:26,077
Hi.
1262
01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:29,957
Hey, look, dickhead. It's your bad
luck that we caught you speeding...
1263
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:33,342
...and it's your bad luck that
you had a bag of uncut cocaine.
1264
01:25:33,504 --> 01:25:35,804
-Not a tiny little vial.
-A fucking baggy.
1265
01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:37,514
Hey, you got caught.
1266
01:25:37,674 --> 01:25:40,054
It's all fun and fucking games, until
you get caught, but now we got you.
1267
01:25:40,219 --> 01:25:42,799
Okay, Mr. Elliot fucking actor,
you just made the big time.
1268
01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:45,468
-You're no longer an extra.
NICHOLSON: Or a bit player.
1269
01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:46,854
Or a supporting actor.
1270
01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:48,887
You're a fucking star.
You're a fucking star...
1271
01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:50,691
...and you're gonna be playing
your one-man show...
1272
01:25:50,854 --> 01:25:53,274
...nightly for the next
two fucking years!
1273
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,980
For a captive audience.
1274
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,740
Listen to this. You'll get out in
a few years, you'll meet some old lady.
1275
01:25:57,903 --> 01:26:00,783
You'll get married and you'll be so
understanding to your wife's needs...
1276
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,068
...because you'll know
what it feels like to be a woman.
1277
01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:05,277
DIMES: Of course you'll only want
to fuck her in the ass...
1278
01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:07,082
...because that pussy won't be
tight enough for you anymore.
1279
01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:10,746
Good point, detective.
Right? Fucking faggot!
1280
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:14,920
Krinkle, this is it, and it's all ours.
I mean, talk about falling into something....
1281
01:26:15,546 --> 01:26:18,086
Would the both of you idiots shut up.
I can't understand shit.
1282
01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:20,547
Now, what happened, what's going on,
what are you talking about?
1283
01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:21,877
Okay, all right.
1284
01:26:22,052 --> 01:26:25,972
Patrol car pulls a guy over for speeding,
right? Suspect is covered with coke...
1285
01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:28,269
...so they bring the suspect to me and
Nicholson, and we go to work on him.
1286
01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:30,523
Nicholson and I.
1287
01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:33,726
Nicholson, what's the fucking difference?
So, we go to work on the guy, right?
1288
01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:35,687
And we know something is rotten
in Denmark, because this guy...
1289
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:38,938
...is fucking stupid, and he's got
a big bag of coke and it's uncut.
1290
01:26:40,279 --> 01:26:42,489
And you're not going to fucking
believe what he's got to say.
1291
01:26:42,656 --> 01:26:45,526
Seems a cop from some department,
we don't know which one, he stole...
1292
01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:48,078
...half a million dollars worth
of coke from the property cage.
1293
01:26:48,245 --> 01:26:50,285
He'd been sitting on the shit
for a year and a half.
1294
01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:51,995
Okay, now, the cop's got this weirdo...
1295
01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:54,205
-Suspect's words.
-...who's a front for him.
1296
01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:57,549
So, our guy, Elliot Blitzer, he's making
a deal between them and his boss...
1297
01:26:57,754 --> 01:27:00,594
...big-time fucking movie producer
named Lee Donowitz.
1298
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:03,013
He did that movie,
Coming Home in a Bodybag.
1299
01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:04,296
A Vietnam movie?
1300
01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:05,849
-Yeah.
-Good fucking movie.
1301
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,176
Fucking A. Great fucking movie.
1302
01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:10,850
-So, do you believe him?
-I believe he believes him.
1303
01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:13,063
This guy is too fucking rattled
to be lying.
1304
01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:15,018
I'm telling you, he'd roll over
on his Mommy, his Daddy...
1305
01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:17,318
...his two-pantied granny,
and the fucking king of Siam...
1306
01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:19,402
-...if he had any on him.
-I mean, this guy was a sissy.
1307
01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:22,738
I mean, he really was, this rabbit
will do anything not to do any time.
1308
01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:25,656
You know what he'll do?
He'll wear a wire.
1309
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:29,158
-He'll wear a wire?
-He'll wear a wire, we talked to him.
1310
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:34,285
Dirty cops, well, we got to get
Internal Affairs on this.
1311
01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:35,878
I don't give a shit
who you bring in, captain.
1312
01:27:36,043 --> 01:27:37,793
You can bring in the state militia,
the L.A. Thunderbirds...
1313
01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:40,211
...the ghost of Steve fucking McQueen,
ten fucking Roman gladiators.
1314
01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:43,510
I don't give a shit as long as me
and Todd, we get credit for the bust.
1315
01:27:43,717 --> 01:27:46,337
Hey, listen, we found him.
We just want the fucking collar.
1316
01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:48,011
That's it. End of story.
1317
01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:51,888
-You got it.
-Fucking A.
1318
01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:58,856
CLARENCE: Did I ever tell you
how much I hate airports?
1319
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,784
ALABAMA:
Uh-uh.
1320
01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:04,493
See, I used to live by one
back in Dearborne, you know.
1321
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:08,907
Really frustrating living next to
an airport when you don't got shit.
1322
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:16,174
And all day long I'm seeing
and hearing people doing exactly...
1323
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:19,463
-...what I want to be doing, but couldn't.
-What?
1324
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:26,379
Starting new lives, leaving Detroit,
vacations, business trips...
1325
01:28:27,469 --> 01:28:31,429
-...fun, fun, fun. You all right?
-Mm-hm.
1326
01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:37,350
But knowing you and me, we can jump
on any one of those planes out there...
1327
01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:40,111
...and go anywhere we want.
Gives me a whole new outlook.
1328
01:28:40,399 --> 01:28:41,729
Love airports now.
1329
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:44,070
Yeah, you're not kidding.
We got lots to start over.
1330
01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:47,276
We should go somewhere
where we can start from scratch.
1331
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,834
I've been in America all my life.
1332
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:53,373
I've always wanted to see what
TV in other countries looks like.
1333
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:56,120
Where do you think we should go,
my little turtle dove?
1334
01:28:58,875 --> 01:28:59,915
Cancun.
1335
01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:03,254
Cancun, why Cancun?
1336
01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:06,972
It's got a nice ring to it.
Sounds like a movie.
1337
01:29:07,134 --> 01:29:10,144
Clarence and Alabama Go To Cancun.
Don't you think?
1338
01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:13,934
In my movie, darling,
you get top billing.
1339
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:20,774
Don't worry about nothing, all right?
It's all going to work out for us.
1340
01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,357
We deserve it.
1341
01:29:35,746 --> 01:29:38,496
Now, Floyd, you sure that's how
you get to the Beverly Ambassador?
1342
01:29:38,665 --> 01:29:40,875
Yeah, man, I'm positive.
1343
01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:44,745
Yeah, well, let me just tell you,
if we get lost that's your ass.
1344
01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:47,381
And, Floyd, why don't you get out of
my beer and get a fucking job?
1345
01:29:47,549 --> 01:29:48,549
Yeah, okay.
1346
01:29:48,717 --> 01:29:50,297
-Can we go?
CLARENCE: We're out the door. We're gone.
1347
01:29:50,469 --> 01:29:51,469
I don't want to be late.
1348
01:29:51,636 --> 01:29:53,676
CLARENCE: I just want to make sure
we got everything. Here I go.
1349
01:29:53,847 --> 01:29:54,887
DICK:
You all right? You all right?
1350
01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:56,717
[PHONE RINGS]
1351
01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:58,477
Yes.
1352
01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:01,443
DICK: I'm out, Floyd, I'm out.
-Are you here? No, he's not here.
1353
01:30:01,605 --> 01:30:03,935
-Wait, wait, wait!
CLARENCE: Come on, Dick!
1354
01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:05,397
Just let me hear who it is.
1355
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,154
-Hello?
-Fuck.
1356
01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:09,319
Hey. Hi, Catherine,
I was just walking out--
1357
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:11,315
What?
1358
01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:14,528
Serious?
1359
01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:18,160
-She said that?
-What did she say? Come on, okay?
1360
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:22,330
Yo, Catherine, thank you, thank you.
1361
01:30:23,085 --> 01:30:26,085
I'm going to talk to you tomorrow.
All right.
1362
01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,049
We got to go.
1363
01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:33,803
-I got the part.
-Wow!
1364
01:30:34,054 --> 01:30:35,184
I got the part.
1365
01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:37,807
That's perfect. That's great.
That's wonderful.
1366
01:30:38,058 --> 01:30:39,808
Didn't even want a call back.
1367
01:30:39,976 --> 01:30:42,846
[CHATTERING]
1368
01:30:43,021 --> 01:30:45,021
FLOYD:
That's cool, way to go!
1369
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:47,112
I got a 7:00 call.
1370
01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:49,065
That's great, all right,
come on, let's go.
1371
01:30:49,236 --> 01:30:51,276
I want to hear all about it, okay?
Come on.
1372
01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:52,695
Hey, Clarence!
1373
01:30:53,532 --> 01:30:54,822
What?
1374
01:30:57,744 --> 01:31:01,794
-Nothing. Forget it.
-All right, come on.
1375
01:31:04,209 --> 01:31:06,669
FLOYD:
Hey, get some beer...
1376
01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:09,130
...and some....
1377
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:11,626
And some cleaning products.
1378
01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:18,891
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
ON TV]
1379
01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:25,348
I'm losing a fucking fortune over here.
1380
01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:30,029
[LUCA SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
1381
01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:35,315
You talking to me, you fucking wop, you?
1382
01:31:36,241 --> 01:31:37,991
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
1383
01:31:57,596 --> 01:32:00,306
NICHOLSON: Put your jacket on.
Put your jacket on.
1384
01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:02,137
-Ready?
-Yeah.
1385
01:32:02,309 --> 01:32:05,139
Put your jacket on.
One sleeve at a time.
1386
01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:08,358
It's a big game, now, Elliot.
1387
01:32:09,191 --> 01:32:11,941
-It's okay, come on. You all right?
-No.
1388
01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:16,198
Elliot, look at me. Look at me.
You comfortable?
1389
01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:22,447
Am I comfortable?
I've got a like a brick in my scrotum.
1390
01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,366
Now, see, Elliot, that's
the best place for it, okay?
1391
01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:26,619
If they pat you down,
they're not going to search your balls.
1392
01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:28,541
Okay. You think they might
see this, perhaps?
1393
01:32:28,710 --> 01:32:31,090
No. It's okay.
When you stand up, it'll be okay.
1394
01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:32,338
-Elliot.
-Yeah?
1395
01:32:32,589 --> 01:32:33,959
Say something.
1396
01:32:35,091 --> 01:32:37,471
Okay. Hi. How are you?
1397
01:32:37,636 --> 01:32:40,176
My name is Elliot,
and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America.
1398
01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:44,930
We're selling uncut cocaine
to get to the jamboree.
1399
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:47,307
DIMES: Just talk regular, Elliot.
ELLIOT: I'm sorry.
1400
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,062
Elliot, stop fucking around.
1401
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:52,942
-I can't believe I'm doing this.
NICHOLSON: You get that shit?
1402
01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:55,069
Remember, Elliot, we're going to be
right down the hall...
1403
01:32:55,237 --> 01:32:56,277
...monitoring you the whole time.
1404
01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:58,946
Yeah? Well, what happens if somebody
does something that you can't hear...
1405
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:01,075
...like pulls out a gun,
and puts it to my fucking eye?
1406
01:33:01,243 --> 01:33:03,043
Elliot, we've done this
a thousand times.
1407
01:33:03,286 --> 01:33:07,956
We know what we're doing. Okay? We're the
best at.... Now, listen. No fucking around.
1408
01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:11,036
Anything happens, we'll be there
like fucking gangbusters, okay?
1409
01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:12,593
Now, you got to remember something.
1410
01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:15,344
Now, you don't want to go to jail,
right? Do you want to go to jail?
1411
01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:18,377
-No. I don't want to go to jail.
-Then, what do we got to do?
1412
01:33:18,551 --> 01:33:20,721
We got to put your boss in jail, okay?
1413
01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:25,564
And to do that, we've gotta show in
court, beyond any reasonable doubt...
1414
01:33:25,725 --> 01:33:28,435
...that this man, a very respectable
man in the Hollywood community...
1415
01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:31,613
...is also dealing cocaine. We've got to
prove it in court, and you've got to do it.
1416
01:33:31,773 --> 01:33:35,323
That's what we're doing here. Okay? You're
gonna be okay, you're not gonna get hurt.
1417
01:33:35,485 --> 01:33:37,695
Okay? So what you got to do
is that you got to get him...
1418
01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:41,032
-...to admit-- On tape, all right?
-Uh-huh.
1419
01:33:41,199 --> 01:33:43,199
--that he's buying this coke.
Okay, champ?
1420
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,738
-Get ahold of yourself.
-Okay.
1421
01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:48,749
NICHOLSON:
I'm going to get some coffee.
1422
01:33:52,127 --> 01:33:54,417
Bama, you really got that
playing basketball?
1423
01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:57,129
Yes, I got an elbow right in the eye.
Then, as if that's not enough...
1424
01:33:57,299 --> 01:34:00,879
...I got hurled the ball
right when I'm not looking. Wham!
1425
01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:03,722
-Right in my face.
-You should be careful.
1426
01:34:04,889 --> 01:34:06,309
ALABAMA:
I should.
1427
01:34:19,237 --> 01:34:21,317
Clarence, what the fuck
did you bring that for?
1428
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:24,409
-In case.
-In case of what?
1429
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,909
I don't know, what the hell
do you want me to say?
1430
01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:29,788
Look, Clarence,
Lee Donowitz is not a pimp.
1431
01:34:30,206 --> 01:34:33,076
I know that, Richard, but one thing
this last week has taught me...
1432
01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:34,841
...it's better to have a gun
and not need it...
1433
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:36,673
...than to need a gun and not have it.
1434
01:34:39,382 --> 01:34:41,932
[CHATTERING]
1435
01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:44,928
There he is.
1436
01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:57,188
Elliot, your motivation
is to stay out of jail.
1437
01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:59,320
Easy, easy, easy.
1438
01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:04,276
-Hey. Hi.
-Hi.
1439
01:35:05,784 --> 01:35:09,414
-I guess it's about that time.
-Yeah.
1440
01:35:09,829 --> 01:35:11,289
Here we go.
1441
01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:22,628
You're an actor. Act, motherfucker.
1442
01:35:28,973 --> 01:35:31,143
-Elliot.
-Yeah?
1443
01:35:32,268 --> 01:35:34,728
-Get on your knees.
-Oh, no.
1444
01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:36,773
What?
1445
01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:38,980
CLARENCE: I said get on your fucking knees!
DICK: Clarence, what the fuck?
1446
01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:41,690
Shut the fuck up, the both of you!
I know what the fuck I'm doing.
1447
01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:44,661
You think I'm pretty fucking stupid,
don't you? Don't you?
1448
01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:47,454
No? Don't you fucking lie to me,
you motherfucker!
1449
01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:50,490
He's bluffing you, Elliot.
He's bluffing you, can't you see that?
1450
01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:52,332
I want to hear you say it,
I want to hear you say:
1451
01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:53,657
"Clarence, you are
without a doubt"--
1452
01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:55,082
-Clarence, what's wrong with you?
-Shut up!
1453
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,830
Say it, goddamn it,
I want to hear you say it!
1454
01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:59,251
"Clarence, you are, without a doubt,
the dumbest motherfucker...
1455
01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:01,341
...I have ever seen
on the face of the planet."
1456
01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:03,296
-Say it!
-Dumb fucker.
1457
01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:07,389
-Apparently, I'm not as dumb--
DICK: Clarence, he didn't do nothing!
1458
01:36:07,554 --> 01:36:10,014
Apparently, I'm not as dumb
as you fucking think I am, am I?
1459
01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:12,891
Come on, what the fuck
is waiting for us up there, huh?
1460
01:36:13,059 --> 01:36:14,349
What the fuck's waiting for us?
1461
01:36:14,519 --> 01:36:15,599
He's going to shoot him.
1462
01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:18,560
Tell me, or I'm going to pump two
in your face right here, right now.
1463
01:36:18,731 --> 01:36:20,151
He's not going to shoot him.
1464
01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:23,360
-Motherfuck!
-He's going to shoot him.
1465
01:36:23,528 --> 01:36:27,318
Like Nick Curry used to say, if I'm wrong, I
swear to God, I'll fucking apologize, all right?
1466
01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:28,985
Something's amiss, I can feel it.
1467
01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:30,989
If anything out of the ordinary
goes down, I swear to God...
1468
01:36:31,161 --> 01:36:32,621
...you are going to be
the first one shot.
1469
01:36:32,787 --> 01:36:34,747
Clarence, he didn't do anything,
what the fuck are you--?
1470
01:36:34,914 --> 01:36:37,174
Shut up, all right? I'm going to
blow this motherfucker away.
1471
01:36:37,333 --> 01:36:38,833
Fuck you!
1472
01:36:39,377 --> 01:36:43,007
I wish somebody would just come and get
me because I don't like this anymore!
1473
01:36:43,173 --> 01:36:44,973
Get ahold of yourself,
you fucking sissy!
1474
01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:49,676
I really wish somebody would just come
and take me away! Just take me away!
1475
01:36:49,929 --> 01:36:51,809
Hang in there, Elliot, goddamn it!
1476
01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:54,848
I can't take this,
I'm sorry, but I just can't!
1477
01:36:55,477 --> 01:37:00,147
And I really wish somebody would just come
to my rescue and everything will be all right.
1478
01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:04,654
-Elliot. Elliot.
-What?
1479
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,819
I'm sorry, all right?
1480
01:37:07,697 --> 01:37:12,197
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Friends?
1481
01:37:12,827 --> 01:37:14,327
What the fuck is with this guy?
1482
01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:15,746
DICK:
Quit playing around.
1483
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:18,290
CLARENCE: I was only playing around,
I just had to be sure.
1484
01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,751
That's all, that's all.
I'm sure now, okay?
1485
01:37:20,919 --> 01:37:23,209
I'm sorry, man.
I didn't mean to scare you.
1486
01:37:24,714 --> 01:37:29,054
Oh, man, I like this Clarence kid,
this fucking guy is crazy.
1487
01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:33,224
[SOUNDGARDEN'S "OUTSHINED"
PLAYS ON STEREO]
1488
01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:37,346
[KNOCKING]
1489
01:37:39,854 --> 01:37:41,064
Yeah.
1490
01:37:51,282 --> 01:37:52,662
Oh, man.
1491
01:37:56,538 --> 01:37:59,618
-Are you Dick Ritchie?
-No.
1492
01:38:02,502 --> 01:38:05,802
-Do you know a Clarence Worley?
-Yes.
1493
01:38:06,339 --> 01:38:08,969
-Do you know where we can find him?
-Yes, I do.
1494
01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:13,797
Well, where?
1495
01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:17,387
At the Beverly Ambassador.
1496
01:38:17,559 --> 01:38:20,139
-Where's that?
-Well....
1497
01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:22,482
You go....
1498
01:38:23,064 --> 01:38:25,984
No. Yeah, go down Beach--
1499
01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:28,110
You guys want to smoke a bowl, or...?
1500
01:38:29,112 --> 01:38:31,702
Oh. Go down Beachwood...
1501
01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:37,124
...and drive a while, and then
you gotta turn right, okay?
1502
01:38:37,287 --> 01:38:40,287
And then you go, and you keep
driving and you keep driving.
1503
01:38:40,707 --> 01:38:42,667
[KNOCKING]
1504
01:38:47,505 --> 01:38:49,835
-Hello, Elliot.
-Monty.
1505
01:38:50,466 --> 01:38:51,796
Are these your friends?
1506
01:38:51,968 --> 01:38:55,218
Yeah, yeah, you could say that.
1507
01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:56,762
Everybody, this is Monty.
1508
01:38:56,973 --> 01:39:00,273
Hi. Come on in. Lee's in the can,
he'll be out in a quick.
1509
01:39:04,731 --> 01:39:07,021
CLARENCE: Holy shit, look at this.
Do you believe this?
1510
01:39:07,275 --> 01:39:08,685
ALABAMA:
It's a helicopter.
1511
01:39:08,860 --> 01:39:10,530
Sorry, nothing personal.
1512
01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:13,073
Clarence.
1513
01:39:15,742 --> 01:39:17,662
Well, there ain't going to be a need
to search me, daredevil.
1514
01:39:17,827 --> 01:39:19,537
All you're going to find
is this right here.
1515
01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:21,624
Now, what compelled you
to bring that along?
1516
01:39:22,373 --> 01:39:24,543
I guess the same thing
that compelled you guys...
1517
01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:26,879
...to bring the heavy artillery
to a business meeting.
1518
01:39:27,170 --> 01:39:29,880
-I'll take that.
-Well, you're going to have to.
1519
01:39:31,341 --> 01:39:33,591
Oh. Hi.
1520
01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:37,220
Everybody's here.
Elliot. Who's who?
1521
01:39:39,557 --> 01:39:42,477
Uh, that's Dick on the end there.
1522
01:39:42,810 --> 01:39:46,060
Oh, that's Dick.
Dick, Elliot tells me you're quite gifted.
1523
01:39:46,230 --> 01:39:49,650
-And, yeah, Alabama in the middle.
LEE: Hello.
1524
01:39:49,817 --> 01:39:52,067
-Clarence on the end.
-Lee, this guy is....
1525
01:39:52,236 --> 01:39:54,396
Boris, please.
I'm meeting people right now, okay?
1526
01:39:54,656 --> 01:39:55,906
CLARENCE:
Mr. Donowitz?
1527
01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:58,414
Come on, Clarence.
Don't insult me, just call me "Lee."
1528
01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:00,446
-Lee.
LEE: Boris, shut the fuck up!
1529
01:40:00,703 --> 01:40:03,003
Come on, everybody, don't be shy.
Come on in. Come on in.
1530
01:40:03,164 --> 01:40:05,044
Okay, Lee?
1531
01:40:05,291 --> 01:40:06,671
-Lee.
-Lee.
1532
01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,248
That's right, Lee.
1533
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,589
I just gotta tell you,
I really am a big fan.
1534
01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:13,375
Coming Home in a Body Bag
is my favorite movie of all time.
1535
01:40:13,549 --> 01:40:16,839
I mean, after Apocalypse Now, I think
it's the best Vietnam movie ever made.
1536
01:40:17,095 --> 01:40:18,755
Wow. Thank you very much, Clarence.
1537
01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:20,310
BORIS: Lee.
-What?
1538
01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:21,853
This guy is packing.
1539
01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:24,597
Really.
1540
01:40:24,769 --> 01:40:27,349
Well, I mean, I've been pretty
scared about this whole thing.
1541
01:40:27,814 --> 01:40:30,524
But I'm fairly confident you're
just here to do business, so look.
1542
01:40:30,692 --> 01:40:32,362
I don't want to be
a wise guy or nothing.
1543
01:40:32,527 --> 01:40:35,857
If you want, I'll take my gun, and I'll lay
it on the table. It's up to you.
1544
01:40:39,158 --> 01:40:41,158
No, I don't think that's necessary.
1545
01:40:41,411 --> 01:40:44,001
Boris, be nice.
Make everybody some coffee. Okay?
1546
01:40:44,956 --> 01:40:47,326
-It's a pleasure to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too.
1547
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,170
Honey, sit down. Relax, relax.
1548
01:40:50,253 --> 01:40:53,053
-Elliot, you look like shit.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
1549
01:40:53,297 --> 01:40:54,797
I mean, it's completely disgusting.
1550
01:40:55,425 --> 01:40:58,295
I need to get a quick signature,
it would be great.
1551
01:40:58,928 --> 01:41:00,138
Whatever Bonnie wants.
1552
01:41:03,266 --> 01:41:04,846
Like my dailies, there, Clar?
1553
01:41:05,685 --> 01:41:06,935
CLARENCE:
Is that what these are? Dailies?
1554
01:41:07,103 --> 01:41:08,603
LEE: You like them?
CLARENCE: Yeah, they're great.
1555
01:41:08,771 --> 01:41:10,691
They better fucking be great,
they cost me enough.
1556
01:41:10,857 --> 01:41:13,817
-What did that day cost me?
-$357,000.
1557
01:41:14,986 --> 01:41:17,316
Elliot, I swear to God,
somebody is stealing from me.
1558
01:41:17,947 --> 01:41:19,607
CLARENCE:
What's this one called, anyway?
1559
01:41:20,199 --> 01:41:22,329
It's a sequel to Body Bag.
1560
01:41:22,952 --> 01:41:24,832
-Really?
LEE: We don't have a title yet, but...
1561
01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:28,996
-...what does Joe like?
-Uh, Body Bags Two.
1562
01:41:29,167 --> 01:41:31,327
LEE:
Ooh. That's imaginative.
1563
01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,132
I've got more taste in my penis.
1564
01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:36,666
This guy is really fucking funny.
1565
01:41:37,049 --> 01:41:39,299
CLARENCE: You know, Lee, most of
these movies that win a lot of Oscars...
1566
01:41:39,469 --> 01:41:43,009
...I can't stand them. They're all safe,
geriatric coffee-table dog-shit, you know?
1567
01:41:43,389 --> 01:41:45,679
We park our cars in the same garage.
1568
01:41:45,850 --> 01:41:47,270
It's all right.
1569
01:41:47,435 --> 01:41:50,475
All those assholes make are unwatchable
movies from unreadable books.
1570
01:41:50,646 --> 01:41:51,976
Mad Max, that's a movie...
1571
01:41:52,231 --> 01:41:53,901
...The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,
that's a movie...
1572
01:41:54,066 --> 01:41:55,526
...Rio Bravo, that's a movie.
1573
01:41:55,693 --> 01:41:58,153
And Coming Home in a Body Bag,
that was a fucking movie.
1574
01:41:58,321 --> 01:42:01,071
It was the only movie at the time
that won a lot of Oscars with balls...
1575
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:02,700
...I mean, since Deer Hunter.
1576
01:42:03,618 --> 01:42:05,288
I don't believe you.
1577
01:42:06,746 --> 01:42:09,206
What, do you like a little coffee
with your sugar, or what?
1578
01:42:09,874 --> 01:42:12,504
Lee, I'm not satisfied until
the spoon stands straight up.
1579
01:42:12,668 --> 01:42:14,418
[LAUGHS]
1580
01:42:14,587 --> 01:42:16,247
Give me a coffee, will you?
1581
01:42:17,507 --> 01:42:20,047
Lee, my uncle Roger and my uncle Jerry,
both of whom were in Nam...
1582
01:42:20,218 --> 01:42:21,588
...saw Coming Home in a Body Bag.
1583
01:42:21,761 --> 01:42:24,221
They said to me, Clarence, that's
the most accurate Vietnam film...
1584
01:42:24,388 --> 01:42:25,888
...they'd ever seen.
1585
01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:28,520
I'll tell you something, Clarence.
When veterans in that bullshit war...
1586
01:42:28,684 --> 01:42:32,564
...say that about my project, it makes
the whole thing worthwhile. Here's to you.
1587
01:42:33,564 --> 01:42:35,654
My friend-- I'm calling
you my friend, I just met you.
1588
01:42:35,817 --> 01:42:38,237
You know why? I think because
we got the same interests.
1589
01:42:39,237 --> 01:42:41,237
You know what I'd like
to do right now?
1590
01:42:41,697 --> 01:42:43,317
I'd like to see Dr. Zhivago.
1591
01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:48,659
Where is it? Is there a fucking doctor
in the house, or what?
1592
01:42:48,871 --> 01:42:50,001
CLARENCE:
Hang on a second.
1593
01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:52,254
Lee, when you see this,
you're going to shit, I'm telling you.
1594
01:42:52,416 --> 01:42:53,576
LEE: I better.
-Bingo.
1595
01:42:57,839 --> 01:43:00,089
-What's the guy's name?
-Donowitz.
1596
01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:07,764
[JERRY DELMONICO'S "ALL THE WAY"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
1597
01:43:15,273 --> 01:43:17,943
Lee, that's all practically uncut.
If you so desire...
1598
01:43:18,109 --> 01:43:19,479
...you can cut that
a hell of a lot more.
1599
01:43:19,652 --> 01:43:20,942
Don't worry, I'll desire.
1600
01:43:21,112 --> 01:43:22,822
Boris, get me another
cup of coffee, will you?
1601
01:43:22,989 --> 01:43:24,199
CLARENCE:
Me too, Boris.
1602
01:43:24,657 --> 01:43:27,487
I have to hand it to you, Clarence,
this is not nose garbage.
1603
01:43:27,869 --> 01:43:29,369
This is quality stuff.
1604
01:43:29,996 --> 01:43:32,786
Perfect merchandise.
The only trouble is...
1605
01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:35,577
...whenever I'm offered a deal
that's too good to be true...
1606
01:43:35,751 --> 01:43:37,381
...it's because it's a lie.
1607
01:43:46,637 --> 01:43:48,347
Why don't you convince me
you're on the level.
1608
01:43:48,514 --> 01:43:49,514
Convince him.
1609
01:43:49,682 --> 01:43:52,022
If he don't bite, we haven't
got shit, except possession.
1610
01:43:52,184 --> 01:43:53,814
Boris, we got all kinds of
sandwich shit back there...
1611
01:43:53,978 --> 01:43:55,148
...make something
for somebody, all right?
1612
01:43:55,313 --> 01:43:57,653
We got lean pastrami, nice rye,
anybody want anything?
1613
01:43:57,815 --> 01:44:00,435
-You got any aspirin?
-Yeah, sure. Get him that.
1614
01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:05,243
CLARENCE:
Well, Lee, it's like this.
1615
01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:07,663
See, you're getting
the bargain of a lifetime because...
1616
01:44:07,825 --> 01:44:09,155
...I don't know
what the fuck I'm doing.
1617
01:44:09,327 --> 01:44:10,867
I mean, you are used to
dealing with professionals...
1618
01:44:11,037 --> 01:44:12,697
...and I'm not a professional,
I'm a rank amateur.
1619
01:44:13,998 --> 01:44:16,538
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck's going on, Joe?
1620
01:44:16,709 --> 01:44:19,419
I can take that, and I can sell it
a little bit at a time...
1621
01:44:19,587 --> 01:44:21,167
...and make a hell of a lot more money.
1622
01:44:22,048 --> 01:44:24,378
-What's going on, Joe?
-Elliot's too far away.
1623
01:44:24,550 --> 01:44:27,390
Look, this is the whole ball game,
the fucking game, this is it!
1624
01:44:27,762 --> 01:44:29,802
I'm not a drug dealer. I'm not saying
that you're a drug dealer...
1625
01:44:29,972 --> 01:44:31,722
...but you're a fucking
movie producer, you know.
1626
01:44:31,891 --> 01:44:34,431
And you got access to all kinds
of money and shit like that.
1627
01:44:35,144 --> 01:44:37,524
NICHOLSON:
Shit. Oh, Joe...
1628
01:44:37,730 --> 01:44:40,820
-...you are fucking killing me.
-Wait, wait. There, wait. Shh!
1629
01:44:40,983 --> 01:44:43,783
Now, I can't get a million for it,
but you can, all right?
1630
01:44:43,945 --> 01:44:47,855
So I'll sell it to you for $200,000.
You go make a million with it.
1631
01:44:48,783 --> 01:44:51,283
Shit, it's all found money to me
anyway, you know?
1632
01:44:52,328 --> 01:44:53,618
There he is.
1633
01:44:56,248 --> 01:44:59,078
Me and my wife,
we're minimum-wage kids, you know?
1634
01:44:59,335 --> 01:45:01,125
$200,000. It means the world to us.
1635
01:45:03,172 --> 01:45:05,512
Elliot tells me that
you're fronting for a dirty cop.
1636
01:45:08,427 --> 01:45:10,347
CLARENCE: Elliot wasn't supposed
to tell you anything.
1637
01:45:10,721 --> 01:45:12,641
He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop.
He just, you know...
1638
01:45:12,807 --> 01:45:15,307
...he saw his chance
and he took it, that's all.
1639
01:45:15,476 --> 01:45:17,266
Why does he trust you?
1640
01:45:18,104 --> 01:45:20,444
Well, we grew up together, that's why.
1641
01:45:20,606 --> 01:45:22,066
Clarence...
1642
01:45:22,233 --> 01:45:26,283
...if you don't know shit, then why
does he think that you can sell it?
1643
01:45:28,322 --> 01:45:30,072
I bullshitted him.
1644
01:45:31,158 --> 01:45:33,578
[LAUGHING]
1645
01:45:34,996 --> 01:45:35,996
LEE:
You're nuts!
1646
01:45:36,414 --> 01:45:38,464
He's a wild man, this kid, Clarence.
I like him.
1647
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:40,540
-You're wild, I love it.
-Hey, Lee.
1648
01:45:41,293 --> 01:45:44,803
I love this guy, he bullshitted him,
you believe this kid? I love him.
1649
01:45:45,131 --> 01:45:47,471
Elliot, I love this kid.
Monty, get the money.
1650
01:45:47,633 --> 01:45:49,973
That's it, fellas,
let's get these sons of bitches.
1651
01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:55,096
LEE: Now, wait, wait.
I completely forgot, excuse me.
1652
01:45:55,349 --> 01:45:57,599
-What's your part in this again?
-I'm his wife.
1653
01:45:57,935 --> 01:46:01,095
Oh, you're the wife, right.
Clarence, Clarence.
1654
01:46:01,272 --> 01:46:04,612
-What, did you beat her, or something?
-No, no, she got that playing basketball.
1655
01:46:07,319 --> 01:46:08,859
-What's the matter with you?
-I'm sorry.
1656
01:46:09,030 --> 01:46:11,990
-Why are you here?
-I'm an actor.
1657
01:46:12,158 --> 01:46:15,618
Dick, if you were just a fucking actor,
you never would have got in the room.
1658
01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:18,622
I'm friends with Elliot.
1659
01:46:18,789 --> 01:46:21,289
He's your friend? You got problems.
1660
01:46:21,459 --> 01:46:24,039
All right, all right.
It's all right. Elliot knows me.
1661
01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:26,415
Elliot, here. Call Joe...
1662
01:46:27,006 --> 01:46:29,256
...and tell that cocksucker
that the production manager reports...
1663
01:46:29,425 --> 01:46:31,215
...that he's taking 30 cents
of every dollar...
1664
01:46:31,385 --> 01:46:32,795
...and putting it in his own pocket.
1665
01:46:34,764 --> 01:46:36,104
Don't you want to count your money?
1666
01:46:36,891 --> 01:46:39,431
No, that's all right, she can count it,
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
1667
01:46:39,602 --> 01:46:41,142
Give it to her.
1668
01:46:43,314 --> 01:46:47,404
[SINGING "HEARTBREAK HOTEL"]
1669
01:46:53,407 --> 01:46:54,867
MENTOR:
I gotta hand it to you, Clarence.
1670
01:46:55,159 --> 01:46:57,239
-I was cool?
-Man, you were cooler than cool.
1671
01:46:58,662 --> 01:47:01,212
-Oh, my God, I forgot my fucking vest.
-Stupid.
1672
01:47:01,373 --> 01:47:02,543
Cody, on three.
1673
01:47:02,792 --> 01:47:05,252
One. Two. Three!
1674
01:47:06,587 --> 01:47:08,507
[MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
1675
01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:10,052
Put your guns down!
1676
01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:12,720
Get down on the floor!
1677
01:47:13,636 --> 01:47:14,796
MAN 1:
Drop your gun! Drop your gun!
1678
01:47:14,970 --> 01:47:16,760
MAN 2:
Drop your guns and back away!
1679
01:47:16,931 --> 01:47:17,931
Put your guns down!
1680
01:47:18,099 --> 01:47:20,309
Both of you put the fucking guns
on the floor now!
1681
01:47:20,559 --> 01:47:23,689
Fuck you! All you pigs, put your guns
on the floor and back away!
1682
01:47:23,854 --> 01:47:25,064
Monty! Monty!
What are you, fucking nuts?
1683
01:47:25,231 --> 01:47:27,111
-Just do what they say!
-Man, this is your last fucking chance!
1684
01:47:27,274 --> 01:47:29,364
-Fuck you, this is your last chance!
-Boris.
1685
01:47:29,527 --> 01:47:31,487
BORIS: We could kill all of you
and you fucking know it.
1686
01:47:31,654 --> 01:47:33,244
-Now get down on the fucking floor!
LEE: Boris! Boris!
1687
01:47:33,405 --> 01:47:37,325
Boris, shut the fuck up! We're all
going to die here, these are cops.
1688
01:47:37,576 --> 01:47:39,076
BORIS:
So, they're cops. Who gives a shit!
1689
01:47:39,245 --> 01:47:42,745
Hey, Lee, something I never told you
about me. I hate fucking cops!
1690
01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:44,830
DIMES:
All right, let's be nice, guys, come on.
1691
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:47,630
-Let's be nice. We don't wanna die.
LEE: No, I certainly don't wanna die.
1692
01:47:47,795 --> 01:47:49,205
You look a little like
a blond Frankenstein.
1693
01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:51,010
Now put your gun down,
you son of a bitch!
1694
01:47:53,050 --> 01:47:55,220
-211?
-Yeah, 211.
1695
01:47:57,179 --> 01:47:58,809
Here you go, Mad Dog.
1696
01:48:08,816 --> 01:48:10,066
Holy shit.
1697
01:48:10,234 --> 01:48:11,404
NICHOLSON:
Motherfucker.
1698
01:48:12,153 --> 01:48:13,283
Who are these guys?
1699
01:48:13,445 --> 01:48:15,315
Put your fucking guns down!
Put them down!
1700
01:48:16,448 --> 01:48:18,068
Put them down motherfucker!
Put them down!
1701
01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:19,492
Fuck you!
1702
01:48:21,412 --> 01:48:22,702
NICHOLSON:
Put the fucking guns down.
1703
01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:25,457
How do you really think
I'm doing with Lee?
1704
01:48:26,083 --> 01:48:27,923
MENTOR:
Are you kidding, man? He loves you.
1705
01:48:28,460 --> 01:48:30,460
You don't think I'm kissing
his ass or anything, do you?
1706
01:48:30,629 --> 01:48:31,879
You're telling him
what he wants to hear.
1707
01:48:32,047 --> 01:48:33,757
That ain't the same thing
as kissing his ass.
1708
01:48:34,425 --> 01:48:38,715
Yeah, I mean, I saw Coming Home in a Body
Bag, I loved it, I'm not lying to the guy.
1709
01:48:38,888 --> 01:48:41,388
MENTOR:
No, that's why it's not ass-kissing.
1710
01:48:41,807 --> 01:48:43,267
What you're doing is genuine.
1711
01:48:43,809 --> 01:48:44,889
And he knows it.
1712
01:48:48,856 --> 01:48:50,396
I like you, Clarence.
1713
01:48:50,566 --> 01:48:51,896
Always have.
1714
01:48:52,943 --> 01:48:54,283
Always will.
1715
01:48:59,408 --> 01:49:00,828
MAN 1:
Put them down now!
1716
01:49:02,828 --> 01:49:04,118
Put them down!
1717
01:49:04,288 --> 01:49:06,248
Put those guns down, motherfuckers!
1718
01:49:08,042 --> 01:49:10,672
Officer Dimes. Officer Dimes.
1719
01:49:11,337 --> 01:49:13,167
Put them down, motherfucker!
Put them down!
1720
01:49:14,673 --> 01:49:16,383
-Officer Dimes!
-What?
1721
01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:17,970
Officer Dimes.
1722
01:49:18,636 --> 01:49:20,886
-Officer Dimes.
-What?!
1723
01:49:21,430 --> 01:49:23,310
This has nothing to do
with me anymore, right?
1724
01:49:23,974 --> 01:49:26,944
Okay. So, I'm just going to leave.
1725
01:49:27,186 --> 01:49:29,266
And you guys just
settle this by yourselves.
1726
01:49:29,438 --> 01:49:31,148
Just shut up and stay
the fuck put, Elliot!
1727
01:49:31,982 --> 01:49:33,482
How do you know his name?
1728
01:49:34,151 --> 01:49:36,151
Why the fuck did he know your name?
1729
01:49:36,862 --> 01:49:39,612
You little piece of shit!
1730
01:49:40,241 --> 01:49:42,161
You can forget about acting
for the next 20 years!
1731
01:49:42,326 --> 01:49:46,326
Your fucking career is over!
Take your fucking SAG card and burn it!
1732
01:49:46,497 --> 01:49:48,827
You little cocksucker!
1733
01:49:49,208 --> 01:49:52,838
I treated you like a son!
You fucking stabbed me in the heart!
1734
01:49:53,170 --> 01:49:55,670
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
1735
01:49:55,881 --> 01:49:57,671
Motherfucker, don't touch him!
Motherfucker!
1736
01:49:57,841 --> 01:49:58,881
[AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]
1737
01:49:59,051 --> 01:50:00,051
Fuck you!
1738
01:50:05,516 --> 01:50:06,516
Cody!
1739
01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:34,916
Clarence!
1740
01:50:38,382 --> 01:50:40,012
[YELLS]
1741
01:50:51,603 --> 01:50:53,233
[CRYING]
1742
01:51:14,084 --> 01:51:15,294
Sweetie!
1743
01:51:16,128 --> 01:51:17,418
Sweetie!
1744
01:51:17,588 --> 01:51:19,838
[ALABAMA SOBBING]
1745
01:51:20,758 --> 01:51:23,218
Baby!
1746
01:51:23,385 --> 01:51:25,595
Okay, you with the shotgun,
behind the couch! Come out!
1747
01:51:25,763 --> 01:51:27,183
[YELLING IN ITALIAN]
1748
01:51:28,432 --> 01:51:29,432
The guy is a wop.
1749
01:51:30,976 --> 01:51:33,596
I said, come out from behind the couch,
you fucking guinea. Now!
1750
01:51:36,648 --> 01:51:40,108
I said to come out from behind
the couch. Okay? Capisce?
1751
01:51:40,277 --> 01:51:42,107
[LUCA SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
1752
01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:44,606
Nice and slow!
1753
01:51:55,125 --> 01:51:57,875
Shit! The guy hit me.
1754
01:52:07,429 --> 01:52:09,219
Son of a bitch shot me.
1755
01:52:10,557 --> 01:52:11,767
ALABAMA:
Sweetie!
1756
01:52:14,144 --> 01:52:17,814
Don't you die on me.
1757
01:52:20,818 --> 01:52:22,238
DIMES:
You're going to be okay.
1758
01:52:23,195 --> 01:52:24,485
BORIS:
I need an ambulance!
1759
01:52:26,448 --> 01:52:27,948
I need an ambulance!
1760
01:52:34,748 --> 01:52:37,288
[SIRENS WAILING]
1761
01:52:41,004 --> 01:52:44,344
Fuck you! I'll blow this bitch's brains
to kingdom come!
1762
01:52:49,471 --> 01:52:52,011
-I need an ambulance!
DIMES: Shut up.
1763
01:52:53,684 --> 01:52:57,694
-Fuck you, I'm bleeding!
-I'll call you a hearse.
1764
01:52:59,189 --> 01:53:00,689
This is for Cody.
1765
01:53:00,858 --> 01:53:02,818
[GUNSHOTS]
1766
01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:04,777
Fuck you!
1767
01:53:10,909 --> 01:53:14,039
[SOBBING]
1768
01:53:51,909 --> 01:53:54,079
Honey, you're alive!
1769
01:53:57,748 --> 01:53:58,998
CLARENCE:
I can't see.
1770
01:53:59,166 --> 01:54:01,166
[ALABAMA LAUGHING]
1771
01:54:01,919 --> 01:54:05,759
Honey, you have blood in your eye.
Come on.
1772
01:54:09,176 --> 01:54:10,176
[ALARM RINGING]
1773
01:54:10,344 --> 01:54:11,394
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
1774
01:54:11,553 --> 01:54:15,773
Fuck you! I want a car. Take me
to the airport! And I want it full of gas!
1775
01:54:22,564 --> 01:54:25,614
And a million bucks!
Small bills! And fast!
1776
01:54:32,991 --> 01:54:34,991
Get out of my face, motherfucker!
1777
01:54:36,912 --> 01:54:39,252
[GUNSHOTS]
1778
01:55:18,453 --> 01:55:21,003
ALABAMA:
Amid the chaos of that day...
1779
01:55:21,164 --> 01:55:23,874
...when all I could hear
was the thunder of gunshots...
1780
01:55:24,042 --> 01:55:27,252
...and all I could smell
was the violence in the air...
1781
01:55:27,421 --> 01:55:29,761
...I look back and am amazed...
1782
01:55:29,923 --> 01:55:32,683
...that my thoughts were
so clear and true.
1783
01:55:33,010 --> 01:55:36,350
That three words went
through my mind endlessly.
1784
01:55:36,513 --> 01:55:39,773
Repeating themselves
like a broken record.
1785
01:55:39,933 --> 01:55:41,353
You're so cool.
1786
01:55:42,436 --> 01:55:43,886
You're so cool.
1787
01:55:44,730 --> 01:55:46,440
You're so cool.
1788
01:55:48,692 --> 01:55:51,742
And sometimes Clarence asks me
what would I have done if he had died.
1789
01:55:52,696 --> 01:55:55,696
If that bullet had been
two inches more to the left.
1790
01:55:56,533 --> 01:55:58,493
To this, I always smile.
1791
01:55:58,660 --> 01:56:01,700
As if I'm not going to satisfy him
with a response.
1792
01:56:01,872 --> 01:56:03,872
But I always do.
1793
01:56:04,041 --> 01:56:06,501
I tell him of how I would want to die.
1794
01:56:06,668 --> 01:56:09,798
But that the anguish
and the want of death would fade...
1795
01:56:10,088 --> 01:56:12,048
...like the stars at dawn.
1796
01:56:12,799 --> 01:56:15,719
And that things would be
much like they are now.
1797
01:56:15,886 --> 01:56:17,846
Perhaps.
1798
01:56:18,013 --> 01:56:20,723
Except maybe I wouldn't have
named our son...
1799
01:56:20,974 --> 01:56:22,894
...Elvis.
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