All language subtitles for The Split 2 x 05

There's a tape. We made a sex tape.

You know there are other women
and they're coming for him?

- You OK?
- First night without the kids.

- I can't stop drinking.
- City church, I'll be there.

- I'm ordering a car.
- Really? We were just reminiscing.

You're drunk.

Is that what you're worried about?
That I'm going to tell him?

I will, if you don't, so you should.

How many times? Once or twice.

Once or twice?

That's why I won't tell him about
the night before my wedding.

And you can't either because,
if you do, you destroy my marriage.

And I am begging you not to do that.

This is about my children.

Argh!

Hey, Tilly, come and look at this.

Stop mucking around, Vinnie!

Shit.

Were you in the spare room
last night?

Vinnie, get your shit together.

Coat, shoes, bag.

Back. Dad's back's bad again.

You haven't forgotten, er,
Moot Court today?

Perfect.

Well, there's something
to be grateful for.

Yeah, I might drop by
on my way to work.

No, not yet.
I'm not ready to talk yet.

You left your face cream by his bed.

Vinnie, I'm leaving.

I hate foxes.

Sorry, I just presumed
you'd get up early with...

- The kids are...
- Stayed with Richie last night.

Of course. Sorry.

Oh, you already got here.

I thought that was your car.

So you're up to speed?

The tape's been leaked.

Yeah.

I'm just looking at it now.

Bastard. He's leaked it?

The idiot, he's leaked it!

Oh, my God, it looks like we've
taken loads of drugs.

I'll call Jimmy, get him
working on an injunction.

It was filmed on Carrie's phone.
We'll get them on copyright.

You stink of red wine.

Did you stay here last night?

Jimmy, we've got a problem.

He's not picking up.

- Try him again.
- He's going to play this.

This is perfect leverage for him...
PHONE RINGS ..to take the kids from me.

I can't believe you. You arsehole!

Top of the morning to you
too.

- Where are the kids?
- The kids are fine.

Dropped at school 8:25,
teeth brushed, hair combed,

all smiles. Do they know?

- Look, it's white noise.
- It's a sex tape, Ritchie.

- Their parents are in a sex tape!
- Ah, you're losing it.

We'll go out there
together tonight and...

You - think we can go and do
a show tonight? Are you mad?

I didn't leak it.

You're a liar! You had the tape,
you were holding the phone.

You did all of this to humiliate me.

There's no way I'm going on TV with
you.

Yeah, well, your contract says
otherwise.

See you tonight, babe. Screw you.

Hey, we'll take care of this.
It's what we do.

I need to get dressed.

I've gotta be at the studio.

Nice eye. Looks painful.

You think? No, don't do that.

Don't make me feel bad to make you
feel better for sleeping with a client.

What, you're not even denying it?
Really?

Nathan got into your flat.

He broke in? A key, my key.

He found my key. That's why you got a
crack to your face like that. Right now...

Right now, I'm with him.

I'll meet you outside.

You're spying.

- And for once you're in on time.
- What's going on?

Zander's concerned the sex-tape leak
came from within the firm.

Shit.

So, yesterday, what the hell
was that fight about?

I know nothing.

Shall I give you my interpretation
of what's going on here?

Continue.

You, aforementioned sister,
are protecting her,

your much-revered colleague
and family member,

when, in fact, you might find that
I am the perfect ally

in the mysteries and chaos
of the modern affair.

So...

And I'm right.

You can't tell anyone. Zander...

No, please.

And "revered" is a little strong.

Then why are you so disappointed in
her?

Er, incidentally, congratulations.

Unanimous approval from your peers.

Your appraisal.

Officially I shouldn't be telling
you this, but you ranked very highly.

Wow, thank you, Mr Donaghue.

Though you drop a mark for sarcasm.

I, er...

...went to a meeting this morning.

Well, when I say I went to a
meeting, I stopped outside the door.

You went.

Well... That's dedication.

My first time, I bailed
in favour of a line of coke

in a back room of some dive bar.

Just got to Chicago.

Second time was better.

The second time I stayed.

Thanks.

She was upset!

So you saved her with your heroic
manhood?

How noble of you to take one for
the team.

She's a grown woman.
I didn't force myself on her.

She is vulnerable, you idiot.

What you... What you did, it was...
It was unethical.

You're going to lecture me? Your
husband broke into my flat yesterday.

- He did not break in, he had a key.
- And then he attacked me.

What do you expect?
You slept with his wife.

And you think I should feel bad
about that?

This is what you do. You make
everyone else seem like the guilty party.

And this is what you do.
You turn yourself into the victim,

when you knew what you were doing
every step of the way.

OK, we don't have time for this now.
I'll walk...

The moment you... you walked into
Noble & Hale,

the moment you came back into
my life, the moment you...

you slept with me
the night before your wedding.

The moment you chose not to tell me
that I could have had a child.

We could have had a...

You did this, Hannah. Not me.

And what's worse, you don't care
that I slept with Fi because it was me.

You care that I might have
jeopardised your work,

like I might jeopardise your family,
or your... your marriage.

Well, you did that, from the moment
you slept with me and married him.

You've been lying to yourself
for 20 years.

Right.

Now get in the car. No.

Hannah!

No.

Hannah.

Meeting, entire team, now.

I think it was leaked from here.

Tell me you shut my computer down.

IT are going through every e-mail,
every file that left here last night.

I don't need to tell you
just how damaging it will be for NHD

if that tape was leaked from here.

And I will not let this company
be maligned in any way.

People still spread with their
mouths what their eyes don't see.

Melanie's office has already called.

She wants to talk to you direct,
Hannah, so deal with it, please.

But my suspicion is that she's
already circulating that it came from us,

and we all know she is master of
capitalising on the tawdry and indiscreet.

We can't afford to let the critics
in.

Particularly when it comes to
client security and confidentiality.

All files will now be
password-sensitive.

All skeletons,
put them back in the cupboard.

Prenup? Our families fly in
this week.

Are we getting anywhere with it?

I need to catch up with Ruth,
but I think we're nearly there.

Good. Keep me informed.

Er, for everyone joining me today at
Moot Court, cars are waiting downstairs.

Why did we say yes to this?

- You don't say no to Ruth.
- Good point.

Melanie!

Ruth!

- You look wonderful.
- Oh, thank you so much.

To everyone else,
it's Weight Watchers,

but between you and I,
it's a gastric band.

No! Yes. I was enormous.

The only way to go.

- Front cover?
- Yeah. It is rather nice.

Though the earrings look a bit
ridiculous. Did no-one think to intervene?

You're here to see...?

Ah. Hannah. Ah.

Hey. Melanie.

I don't have long. Moot Court.

Nothing like showing the next
generation how it's done.

NHD have kindly agreed to help out
at CLS today.

Oh, yes, I heard that
you were doing some teaching.

That is such a selfless thing
to do in retirement.

Isn't it?

Though sadly only a brief foray.

Name's still very much above
the door, Melanie.

Business as usual. Of course.

Shall we?

She slept with one of my junior
associates, I seem to recall.

He never recovered.

We're leaving in five.

Hannah, I thought it best
that I come to you direct.

Now, I'm assuming this is an NHD
cock-up.

But just for the record, my client had
nothing to do with the leaking of that tape.

- Well, you made threats to.
- Semantics.

It's only due diligence
that you'd have a copy.

Though, to be frank,
it has rather worked in our favour.

Now, not to state the obvious,

but that footage undoubtedly
jeopardises your client's case.

Well, it's incriminating for both
parties. Hardly.

He has five years' recorded
sobriety.

Whereas in Mrs Hansen's case,
well...

...she certainly looks like
she's having quite a party.

At one point she seems to be
holding a wrap.

You're accusing Mrs Hansen
of a coke habit now?

Isn't she going through enough?
She has the press trailing her 24/7.

Get real, Melanie.
They were both on that tape.

No, actually, he's never fully in
shot. Only briefly from behind.

Only Mrs Hansen and the Nanny are observed
partaking in recreational drug use.

And it certainly
will be taken into consideration

at the Child Arrangements hearing.

- Melanie...
- Though if I was to hazard a guess

at who else might
have leaked it,

we're considering a breach of
the nanny's employment NDA.

She's the person with a vested
interest and she's clearly...

Devastated. Who's holding
the camera?

Who's plying them with booze?

Who's clearly pressuring them to go
further than they seem comfortable to go?

We both know
who's under real scrutiny here.

Your client is not a nice man.

Well, they often aren't.

But that doesn't mean we don't
represent them to the best of our ability.

Why are you protecting him?

There are other women, Melanie.

Y... Well, you know there are other
women. Former employees.

- Well, where are they, then, Hannah?
- Watch this space.

Goody.

I wouldn't want to keep you waiting.
Moot Court calling.

You know, I haven't been back
to CLS since the mid-'90s.

Oh...

- ...didn't you two graduate together?
- It's where we all met.

Hannah, Nathan and I.

Oh, yes, Nathan! How is Nathan?

Good. Well.

Well, isn't that marvellous that you
managed to weather the storm?

Don't we all pray for more Indiana
Rays?

I'm sure you're still collecting
on that one, aren't you, sweetheart?

Who let you in... Aickman?

Zander, you're one of the few people
I don't mind using my last name.

It's rather like being back at
school.

Oh, no technical problems.
That is a pain.

Yeah, but I do love this building.

You've just got to keep on
billing those hours.

All right, bye-bye.

Shall we?

DNA results!

All hail the great gene reveal.

Or possibly just more Amazon crap.

Buzzkill.

I watched a documentary about this.

Some trucker trying to prove he was
descended from a Russian tsar.

It's not the same.

It kind of is -
weird and a bit desperate.

You have two parents.

Living parents.

Some might dispute that.

I don't think I've had a conversation
with my father since the '90s.

Beyond cricket
and the insidious nature of spam.

Don't you want your kids to know
who their grandfather was?

Ah, you just said was,
which means you don't believe is,

which means that deep down
you know that Oscar was your father

and that Ronnie is simply
your mother's...

Go on... former concubine.

Could I just posit the idea, Rose,

that you don't have enough going on
in your day?

Wrong.

What are you doing today? I mean,
actually doing?

Apart from getting
a very expensive eyebrow-pluck.

Many things. Mmm.

Like four client meetings,
two review committees

and a team-building session, which
means carrying a plastic barrel

from one side of the office's car
park to the other.

You were born with a sense of
vocation!

Oh, yeah. I dreamed of banking.

I tried three times to get in here.

Pity.

On a good day, I may have called
them the happiest of my life.

And on a bad?

Should have become a dentist.

Hello, Nathan. Welcome. Welcome.

You ought to get some steak on that.

Gone vegan.

Gentlemen. Ruth.

I thought you might need me
to make sure everyone plays nice.

Today, we put differences aside.

Whatever's happened,
whatever's taken place,

these students are here to learn.

And remember, if push comes to
shove,

try and content yourself with the fact
that he is the one with the black eye.

OK, good morning, ladies and
gentlemen.

Thank you. So, our case today.

Ben is an international war
journalist,

married with one child.

He went missing and was presumed
killed by a militant regime

whilst working in the Middle East.

Five years on, Isabel, his wife,

now remarried to Marcus
and expecting a second child,

gets a call.

With the fall of the regime,
Ben has been found alive

and wishes to return to his wife and
child and the home that he once knew.

Isabel finds herself caught in
her own personal war zone.

Now, today we are very fortunate to
have with us

four leading family lawyers from

The two here representing Isabel,

and those two over there,
representing Ben.

And, in addition, their barristers,
one here, one there,

who will argue the case.

Very good.

Let us begin.

When Isabel learned that Ben
had gone missing,

she presumed he had been
captured and killed.

There was specific evidence?

Er, yeah. A last sighting two days before,
in an area of opposition fighters.

Isabel grieved for several months,
and then in the January of 2017,

started dating Marcus.

A colleague of Ben's? Yes.

They married a year later?

It was only after starting
a relationship with Marcus

that Isabel applied for a
declaration of presumption of death.

On the specific basis
that there had been...?

Nearly two years, no word,
so presumption of death was...

Not a given.

The Ministry of Defence were in
agreement.

But there was no actual body?

No death certificate as such?

No.

And no irretrievable breakdown of
the marriage prior to Ben's absence?

Not that we know of.

As a mother,
she surely had a responsibility

to maintain the marriage,
if only for her child.

Good.

Any questions?

Well, it seems a little archaic
to argue for

the maintenance of the marriage,
solely for the sake of the child.

Also a little sexist.

The assumption that,
whilst he had a career,

the family happiness, or its
breakdown, was her responsibility.

Agreed.

I'd go as far as to say she'd
experienced a long period of neglect.

Conditions were ripe.

Mrs Stern?

Well, are you in agreement
with your counsel?

Now, this is very interesting.

You see what he's doing here?

He is using a moment of indecision

to undermine and shake the judge's
confidence in the opposing client.

She was fine.

She'd tried for quite some time
to make it work.

But marriage to a man
who worked consistently was lonely.

She supported him through the early
years.

She worked too. She did.

Made the hard decisions when
needed. But still...

...his career always came first.

She stayed at home with
the children.

Child. Er...

There's only one child then.

But she was happy?

Well, certainly she told herself
she was happy.

Thought she was happy.

But then Marcus came into her life
at a difficult time.

And he shamelessly, without heart,
without honour,

took advantage of the situation.

Let's watch the purple prose.

Tame your argument.

No.

She didn't go into the relationship
lightly.

She never does anything without
thought.

She loved her husband,
undoubtedly she still loves...

...loved her husband.

OK, very good.
The bar has certainly been set high.

Don't forget,
we've got them back tomorrow.

Liv, just checking you're OK.

Don't forget Tils and Vinnie
have piano practice,

so if you can corral some food
into them before then.

I know, I know. I owe you.

Anyway, just, er...

...thinking of you today.
Hope school's going OK.

Hi.

I'm under siege.
Paps are still at the front door.

Are you OK?

I just don't know how I'm going
to get through this show tonight.

Maggie said I should expect a call
from... Cafcass. Yes.

It'll be very straightforward.

They're there to safeguard
the children,

so be as... honest as possible.

You can do this.

Fi?

You take your life for granted,
Hannah.

It's only when you've got someone
measuring it in questions and answers

and which Sundays you're going to
get to see your kids, that you realise

none of this matters, none of it -

if you can't be their mother.

I mean, what planet have I been
living on?

Seriously, it's invigorating.

My God, I don't think I was half as
bright as this new generation.

Hmm.

- It's unsettling.
- Its more than unsettling.

We need to harness them
before someone else does.

Aickman will have her head-hunters
circling before the year's out.

Exactly. So we need to get them on
staff. Ruth?

I'll talk to Ronnie,
ask him to sift through.

Tyler's pointed up areas
where we could be stronger.

- See you tomorrow for round two.
- Er, Christie, a word. You too.

"Areas we need to be stronger?"

He doesn't mean you, Maggie.

We're talking about the, er,

paralegals and juniors coming
through. It's not personal.

Isn't it? Maggie...

...is there anything you need to
tell me?

I asked you to close down
my computer. Right.

- Now, I know you're angry with me...
- I didn't leak it.

And if I had, we wouldn't
be standing here right now.

Wow.

Mag... Maggie.

And you accuse me of dishonesty?

So, er, Moot Court was amusing.

Don't.

How did I not see what was going on?

Because you're you. Because
the world revolves around you.

Around me? What are you talking
about?

The whole world revolves around you.

Every family gathering,
you take command, Hannah.

You make it work for you.

That's not true.

Yeah, it is. You're a family,
and family trumps

me and Rose, whatever
insignificant plans we might have.

"It's lunch, Hannah and Nathan's
this weekend."

Nathan and you and the kids always
trump.

However many times
I might have begrudged it, and I...

And I did, I do,

but I also like it.

Liked it.

Although it's weird, you never
screw up. I screw up all the time.

No, you don't.

From...

...the moment I wake...

...and I say the wrong thing
to the wrong child...

...I push with the wrong client,
I pull back from the right,

argue with Nathan.

So many arguments.

So much fighting over the years.

I have spent the last 20 years
trying to make up for the fact...

...that I screwed up big-time.

So you had an affair.

It's more than an affair.

Well, what?

The...

...night before my wedding...

...Christie and I...

God.

You think you can keep this from
Nathan?

Hannah.

Hannah.

Was your office always as yellow as
this? Really? Your bike?

Yeah, Maggie said.

Rose, whatever it is you need right now,
can we save it for another time?

- What am I doing with my life?
- Oh...

Not to repeat myself...

What...

- What the actual hell?
- Yep, she's going in for the kill.

I have done literally nothing with
my life since college,

bar waitressing and nannying
and getting married.

That's the sum total of my life.

You, both brilliant, I...

...am destined to wear dungarees
my entire life.

It's like...

It's like I'm searching,
constantly searching - for what?

For a career? For a father?

For a bra that doesn't dig into your
tits?

Is it any wonder that
James looks at me

now like it's the worst
mistake of his life?

I mean, these are the first few
months of marriage -

aren't they meant to be the best?

Aren't these meant to be the time
you realise everything is right? Ev...

You know, you're complete.

Two becomes one, then three, or not
three.

You know? If you're not three and
you just stay at two, then what are we?

Friends? Pretending we have a life?
Because if we don't...

If I... If I...

If I don't...

If I can't...

Then what...? What am I? Who am I,
and what's... my purpose in life?

What?

Hannah's been sleeping with
Christie.

Thank you, Nina.

Shit!

Oh, my God.

Are you OK?

What are you not telling me?

You're stalling on the prenup,

and it has to be signed,
so spit it out.

It's only supposition. Ruth?

Putting aside Tyler's debt...

Putting that aside.

- ...of which there is a lot.
- That I am aware of.

Putting that aside...

...Tyler was struck off
as a solicitor in 2008.

He moved to the States a few months
after and didn't tell his new employers...

...and resumed practising
international law within the year.

Without a licence?

- We can't be sure...
- Without a licence?

You need to...

Talk to him.

Give me five.

It's called losing your head,
sweetheart.

It means the eyes
don't always see straight.

We're all guilty of that
at one time or another.

Oh!

Hi! Hey!

Bye! Bye!

We're looking at a 12% earnings
growth.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry... Er...

A 12% earnings growth.

Er...

I'm sorry, I... I...

I can't.

Do you want to grab something to
eat?

Is that a no? Is that a yes?

I'm not hungry.

Do you know how hard it is to manage
a firm of this size?

Of course you do.

Then you should know I do not let
people into my life easily, Tyler.

I consider, I assess...

...I deliberate.

But with you...

...is it true?

I could take the money, the debt...

...I could take the past war
stories, but two years?

You practised for two years

when you were clearly not fit for
service?

Yeah, and it was a mistake.

And...

...you know, it meant that I could
work.

I got better.

I let you into my world...

...my life.

I don't do that.

Zander. OK...

...just let me explain.

So just let me do the talking.

Zander, just please...

I'm managing partner.

You make me look foolish.

You make my colleagues be the ones
to inform me of your stupid,

crazy, illegal,

morally objectionable "mistake".

You make me not fit for service.

Zander, just... No.

Great.

Shit.

Saviours.

Afternoon, Mrs Hansen.

I'm going.

Hannah.

I don't know...

...who it could have been.

It could have been Christie's.

And I just didn't want
to take that chance.

Right.

Hey.

- I'm glad you called. We really need...
- Where are the kids?

Uh, they...

...should be home.

Vinnie and Tils have piano.

I know. Their teacher's here.

Have you tried Liv?

Of course I have.
She's not picking up.

Vinnie! Tils! Liv!

Hey, Mum. Where are you?

Er, we just arrived.

Arrived where? The studio.

- I'm with the band.
- Are Tils and Vinnie with you?

Yeah, Richie picked us up in
a limo, chauffeur and everything.

He said he checked it with you.

It's so cool, Mum.
It's like, thank you so much.

Vinnie's doing backflips.

Let me speak to Mr Hansen now.

She wants to speak to you. OK.

Yeah? Is this some kind of joke?

This is completely inappropriate.

- You... - It's cool, Hannah.
You guys should come and join us.

No. No, you... You have no right
to take our children without asking.

Yeah, it hurts, doesn't it?

Do you want me to have you
for child abduction?

I'll leave your tickets on the door,
yeah?

- Mr Hansen. You are
not helping yourself. - Liv.

Fi, Fi!
Let's have the kids in as well.

Lovely!

There she is. Fi.

Hi!

- You in movies now, Richie?
- Just smile, yeah?

You invited all the kids down?

- What the hell are you doing, Rich?
- It's one night.

One... Can't they just be out
for one night?

I'm tired. Tired?

You didn't even have the kids last
night.

A lot of women would be grateful
for an evening off.

Hey, I hope you knock yourself out.

So, Richie,
you in the doghouse now?

So how do you want to approach this?

We hold fire. We just get our kids
out as fast as we can.

- It's abduction.
- Dramatic. It's not abduction.

He drove them in a very nice car.

Yeah, and the Child Catcher
had a car and a lollipop.

It's deliberate game-playing.

Yeah, well, at least on that we can
agree. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

All right!

What do we think, guys?

What do we think,
should we let these guys stay?

I'm with the band!

I said, should we let these guys
stay?

I'm with the band!

All right, that's more like it.

Let's hear it again for Cartoon,
everybody.

The gorgeous Fi Hansen, ladies and
gents.

Hello. Hey.

Caught you.

Trying to give us the slip?

Us?

I know you, Hannah Stern. I see you.

You're fake.

Yeah, I'm the king of fake.

When you come for my family...

...I'll come for yours.

Ritchie, network's here.

- Danny T wants a word.
- Yeah, just give us a minute.

- Yeah, I said you wouldn't be long.
- I said a minute.

Yeah, it's not surprising
you're not very trusting.

- My husband's nothing like you.
- Right, right.

But Mr Carmichael?

You do know he was grinding my wife
most of last night, right?

I mean, they... They looked like
they were having a good time.

A really good time. Looked?

- And how did you see?
- My lawyer's really disappointed.

Are you trying to scare me?

You think I've not seen worse than
you?

Do you know, I once had to
testify against a man

who had decapitated my client,
his wife.

So... no,

I'm not scared of you.

So no threats against me,
against my client,

or even against my family are going to
stop me doing what I'm doing, which is

ensuring that women like your
soon-to-be-ex-wife get a better life.

You come within inches of my family and
I will slap you with a restraining order

that ensures you go nowhere
near them or their school.

Which... It could make life
difficult for you, Mr Hansen.

Words.

Words. So many words.

Hey!

One more beer.

Boom. See? I'm all about love.
I come in peace.

Let's get out of here. Yeah.

- Rabble, adios.
- You leaving already?

Uh, yeah.

It's amazing, isn't it? So many
years of getting away with this shit.

Try shovelling it every day.

I hope you take him for every penny.

It was you.

Ali... you leaked it.

The sex tape. You leaked it.

No comment. It's called an NDA.

Sh...!

OK. Yep.

Mum, just a bit longer. No.

- Get your house swept.
- He's bugged your house.

Don't do it.

Despite all my training.

That's a terrible show.

What happened to real music?

Nothing like a good old sex tape
to revitalise a tired genre.

I got much more work after I...

I never knew that.

People seem to trust me more now,
not less.

- Nathan...
- It's not just that you did it.

It's that you did it with him.

Do you love him?

From the moment we met, it was you.

I loved you.

Everyone else wore...
crap washed-out Nirvana T-shirts

and there you were,
crisp blue shirt every day.

You looked like what I knew.

And we fitted.

Because before you, men were...

...er... crap.

Men were let-downs.

Men were... Oscar.

Nathan, we have children.

And the children need you. And you?

What does that mean?

I don't know if I can forgive you.

- I've forgiven you.
- It's not the same.

And if I do walk out,
you'll be able to say again,

"You see?"

"Let down by a man again."

So if there's anything
you're not telling me, Hannah...

...you need to tell me now.

I love you, Nathan.

Lucky for you, you never had
a poker face.

Han...

I've just got to sleep.

The moment you, you slept with me
the night before your wedding.

The moment you chose not to tell me
that I could have had a child.

Our child would have been nearly 20.

50-50 chance.

I would have taken those odds.

Cheers.

Thank you. OK, so, throwing this
out to anyone else here in the room.

OK, then, just a few notices.

Hi.

Hi, I'm Nina. ALL: Hi, Nina.

Uh...

Er...

I'm an alcoholic.

Oh, I'm two days sober...

...so I'm pretty new to this thing.

I tried to come here before,

be in the room, but I left.

And then a friend suggested I try
again.

So here I am.

I don't know why I'm speaking.

I'm just...

...so disappointed.

So let down...

...with myself, other people...

...most of all with myself.

I need not to go back.

So if I say it, if I speak it,

it's out there now,

and you're all borne witness.

Because it's so terrifying...

...to find yourself so far out
in the darkest depths for so long.

You just get used to it.

Get used to just... drowning...

...while the rest of the world's
just ticking on.

And at least it's familiar.
At least it's what you know.

That's what scares me the most.

That maybe I won't...

...can't find my way back.

It's OK. Thank you, Nina.

I mean, you're right.

I've got to face facts.

If I'm not Oscar's, that's no
guarantee that I'm Ronnie's.

I mean, she swung.

I had a mother who swinged.

Swung.

Plus, she's really secretive.

I grew up with a lot of really
weird, secretive women,

which makes sense why I have
an obvious mistrust of the world.

And which also you could argue

is why I find it difficult
to find my place.

Shut up!

James?!

For five minutes can you stop
wanging on about the same old crap

I've been listening to
for the last five years?

You're a mongrel.

You're all genetic mongrels.

32% northern European,
12% Scandinavian...

Eh, I think you'll find
it's a little more.

You don't get blonde locks like
these... That's not the point!

The point is
you wang on about it forever.

Blame it for everything.

We all listen to you and look after you
because you're the baby of the family.

But, no. You're just a baby full
stop.

You were born, someone planted
their seed in your mother's vajoozi

and bingo, baby Rose bounced into
the world.

But we... we won't get to do that.

No, that's...

That's not... Yes, it is.

I hate my job.

I hate it so much I walked out
yesterday.

James!

But most of all, I hate this.

My stupid, defunct inability
to deliver the most basic stuff.

It's me, Rose.

- Yeah, and...
- Test results. I got them back yesterday.

Hi.

You're ignoring my calls.

The other night
was completely unprofessional.

A questionable choice. I've been
making a number of those recently,

- so I can only apologise. - Christie...
- You're a client, and I shouldn't...

- You OK?
- You were right. Cameras everywhere.

They found five of these,
and two on my phone.

One was in the bedroom.

Can you show Mrs Hansen
downstairs?

Thanks for this, Fi. Thank you.

Ready? Yeah. Moot Court, round two.

Call Melanie, tell her we need
to talk first thing.

Oh, God.

And you need to tell Zander
that you slept with Fi Hansen.

This stuff, as we know, gets out.

Zander?

Thank you.

- We need to talk.
- No, that's the last thing we need to do.

Our parents fly at in the end of
this week, for God's sake.

Zander! Later.

- Zander, can I...?
- Maggie, I've got to be at this

damned Moot Court.

I wanted to let you know
that I wish to resign.

My position here has become
untenable.

Does Hannah...?

I thought it best to come to you
first.

You should know that Melanie Aickman
has made an approach,

and I'm planning on meeting her
in a few days.

Can I ask you why?

Hannah's made it perfectly clear

that there's no movement
for me here right now, so...

Thank you. I've truly enjoyed my
experience here at Noble, Hale and Defoe.

But I look forward to seeing you in
court one day.

Your sleeve is inside out, by the
way.

Christie, whatever it is...

...I guess it can't wait.

Isabel loved Ben.

And then Ben left her.

Actually, no, more than that.

Ben left her through no fault of
his own...

...and she mourned his absence,

mourned his death, without a body...

...carried that loss through life...

...until she found Marcus.

Saw another opportunity,

found her "the one" again,

married him, had another child.

And then Ben returns.

And we want to believe, er, the...

...romantic fantasy.

We want to believe the seed that has
been planted in our mental DNA -

Isabel couldn't really have
found love again.

Couldn't really have found another
"one".

But she did. She has.

And though he will forever
ghost her life...

...Isabel has to let Ben go.

Because our client
loves the life she's got,

and knows the jeopardy Ben's return
has placed on it.

And so, for that reason, my
client wishes to inform the court

that whatever decision
they come to today...

...to her, her marriage is not void.

She will not cling to a love
from her past.

And if it is, she will begin
immediate proceedings to divorce Ben

and remarry Marcus,
because this is the man she loves.

This is the man she chose.

Well, let's put it to the judge.

Ruth?

Too sentimental.

It'll never hold up in court.

Oh, my God, Nathan, you had
sideburns.

An attempt at sideburns.

What am I missing?

Oh, wow, Christie.

Beard even then.

Was this before or after you were
married?

Before. Long before. We got
married... Three years later.

Good memory, for someone who wasn't
there.

I bailed.

In favour of some blonde from
Putney, if I recall. We...

We got a telegram.

I forget. Probably no-one.

Can't even remember her name.

Cars are outside.

- You look like Vinnie.
- We're not that young.

Yes, we are.

Coming? It will never happen again.

Nathan.

I slept with Christie
the night before our wedding.

♪ I close every door

- ♪ Don't leave me waiting here...
- Nathan... Nathan!

♪ I will hold you if we both capsize

♪ Lose sight

♪ And the colour in us fades
on both sides

♪ We lose fight

♪ I'll still have you if we both can
say that we tried

♪ We'll say we'll try. ♪