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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:01,301 (2313 in English) I Look at my body 4 00:03:01,435 --> 00:03:05,256 ♪ It's waiting for you 5 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,050 ♪ Follow my eyes 6 00:03:09,193 --> 00:03:14,152 I Yes, they're burning you through 7 00:03:15,157 --> 00:03:18,194 ♪ Darling, I'll wait for you 8 00:03:18,327 --> 00:03:22,657 I So take me in your arms 9 00:03:23,249 --> 00:03:26,855 I My body's aching now 10 00:03:27,002 --> 00:03:30,289 I Come closer to me 11 00:03:37,554 --> 00:03:40,841 I was more sensual this time. I think it's better. 12 00:03:41,558 --> 00:03:43,967 If you say so. 13 00:03:47,273 --> 00:03:50,725 And how about my figure? 14 00:03:50,859 --> 00:03:54,905 Now that I've cutout bread I look better, don't l? 15 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:58,388 You look marvellous. But I was just thinking... 16 00:03:59,243 --> 00:04:01,153 What? 17 00:04:01,287 --> 00:04:05,273 You've got the whole show on your shoulders. 18 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:08,489 If you do Marlene, you won't have time to change. 19 00:04:08,627 --> 00:04:11,451 I have plenty of time before the finale! 20 00:04:13,799 --> 00:04:16,113 Somethings wrong, “lust say so.. 21 00:04:16,594 --> 00:04:20,046 No, nothing's wrong. I'm just worried about your health. 22 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:22,589 You haven't been feeling well. 23 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:25,584 Soto do the Marlene number seems unwise. 24 00:04:25,728 --> 00:04:28,421 Yes, but, Renato, we need something romantic. 25 00:04:28,564 --> 00:04:32,349 The comedy routines are fine, but people need to dream. 26 00:04:32,484 --> 00:04:37,384 That's what I want to give them: beauty, emotion, sensuality. 27 00:04:37,531 --> 00:04:43,143 If I kill myself in the process, that's just too bad. The show must go on. 28 00:04:43,287 --> 00:04:47,831 - Right. One last time? - No. No more. Sorry. 29 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:50,960 Look, I have an idea... yes. 30 00:04:51,086 --> 00:04:53,875 - Caramel! - (I music begins) 31 00:04:54,006 --> 00:04:57,826 ♪ Darling, just look at me now 32 00:04:58,344 --> 00:05:01,915 ♪ I can see you're mine 33 00:05:02,056 --> 00:05:05,722 - ♪ You fie“ “m have with... - Do you mind? That's my stun“.! 34 00:05:05,851 --> 00:05:09,387 I Yes, so many times 35 00:05:09,521 --> 00:05:12,689 - What's all this nonsense? - ♪ Darling, I'm... 36 00:05:12,816 --> 00:05:14,632 Albin. 37 00:05:17,821 --> 00:05:22,899 Listen to me. This has nothing to do with artistic preference. 38 00:05:23,035 --> 00:05:26,523 You're unique, irreplaceable, the star of the show. 39 00:05:26,664 --> 00:05:30,745 - I just wanted to make it easier for you. - Easier? 40 00:05:30,876 --> 00:05:34,364 Yes. 30 that you have time to get your breath back. 41 00:05:34,505 --> 00:05:36,320 Stop! 42 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,240 Boys, hold on a second. 43 00:05:39,385 --> 00:05:42,054 Look at the new star. There she is! 44 00:05:42,179 --> 00:05:44,848 (laughs hysterically) The new Marlene. 45 00:05:44,974 --> 00:05:49,553 And who decided this? Our boss - Renato! 46 00:05:49,687 --> 00:05:53,768 Three cheers for the boss: hip, hip, hooray! 47 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:58,138 Bravo, darling! Very good. A real mess. 48 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,319 Lots of luck. 49 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:06,187 He can do the rest of the show, too. 50 00:06:16,297 --> 00:06:18,112 Albin. 51 00:06:20,634 --> 00:06:22,675 Albin, are you listening to me? 52 00:06:24,805 --> 00:06:29,100 Albin, we're past our prime, and there's nothing we can do about it. 53 00:06:29,226 --> 00:06:31,421 There comes a time when one must change, 54 00:06:31,562 --> 00:06:34,231 start playing it for laughs. 55 00:06:34,356 --> 00:06:38,058 It's not a catastrophe. It's just life. 56 00:06:38,193 --> 00:06:41,361 You can't go on being what you have been. 57 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:45,605 At first you make people dream, then you make people laugh. 58 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:55,648 I make you laugh? 59 00:06:57,713 --> 00:07:01,000 - No. - It's not true. I don't believe you. 60 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:07,212 No, I'm not ridiculous. 61 00:07:07,348 --> 00:07:11,014 - I can still arouse desire. - Of course you can. Go to bed. 62 00:07:11,143 --> 00:07:13,267 I'll make you some tea. 63 00:07:13,395 --> 00:07:17,512 You know, Renato, if I'm no longer attractive... 64 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:19,595 ...I'll kill myself. 65 00:07:20,861 --> 00:07:23,091 Lime blossom or verbena? 66 00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:34,619 Is Monsieur awake? 67 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,443 Yes, she's had breakfast and is getting dressed. 68 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:41,953 Jacob, I've told you a hundred times to say "Monsieur has had breakfast"... 69 00:07:42,091 --> 00:07:44,843 ...or "He is getting dressed.“ Got it? 70 00:07:46,011 --> 00:07:48,135 Good morning, my darlings! 71 00:07:51,809 --> 00:07:54,751 - Where are you going like that? - Out. 72 00:07:54,895 --> 00:08:00,009 - Dressed like that? In broad daylight? - You buried me a little too soon, Renato. 73 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:03,852 I'm going to have a drink at a café, outdoors... 74 00:08:03,988 --> 00:08:05,803 ...in front of everyone. 75 00:08:05,948 --> 00:08:09,555 And we'll soon see if I'm still seductive. 76 00:08:11,996 --> 00:08:14,036 Ciao, baby! 77 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:17,707 (laughs) 78 00:08:42,651 --> 00:08:44,692 Ladies. 79 00:08:56,665 --> 00:08:58,291 - Yes? - A mint cordial. 80 00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:00,232 - Certainly. - With water. 81 00:09:00,377 --> 00:09:02,193 Certainly. 82 00:10:14,368 --> 00:10:16,409 (shots) 83 00:10:33,846 --> 00:10:35,886 - Albin, please. Come home. - (huflk) 84 00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:38,957 - Be reasonable. - No! Go away! 85 00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:43,182 Don't make a scene. Let's go home. Come on. 86 00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:46,386 - Leave me alone! - Be reasonable. Come on. 87 00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:48,566 No. Later. 88 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:54,804 (sighs) 89 00:11:19,934 --> 00:11:21,808 Lovely day, isn't it? 90 00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:27,937 Would you like something to drink? 91 00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:32,568 What are you doing? 92 00:11:32,696 --> 00:11:37,110 Young man, where are you taking me? What are you doing? Oh! 93 00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:41,727 Drive on. Step on it! 94 00:11:46,252 --> 00:11:48,067 (whistles) 95 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:55,418 - Where to, lovebirds? - Turn right. 96 00:11:56,553 --> 00:11:58,713 - Where are you taking me? - Left. 97 00:11:59,348 --> 00:12:03,465 I mustn't be back too late. I have a dance class at six. 98 00:12:03,602 --> 00:12:06,296 - Right. - (Albin laughs) Right! 99 00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:09,926 - What did you say your name was? - Stop! 100 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,857 But... but... 101 00:12:25,541 --> 00:12:26,288 Ah! 102 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,457 There you are. 103 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:33,041 Honestly! You don't seem to know what you want. 104 00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:35,867 - A room. - A room? What are you thinking? 105 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:38,299 A room! 106 00:12:41,348 --> 00:12:45,892 Renato! Come on, pet, let's go. That'll teach him. 107 00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:57,820 Hi there. 108 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,369 I know you're going to be disappointed, but... 109 00:13:02,494 --> 00:13:05,662 ...I didn't come up here for what you think. 110 00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:09,076 I just wanted to make a point to a friend. 111 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,113 Well, the point has been made. 112 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:14,485 I'll run along now. 113 00:13:15,424 --> 00:13:18,711 Please forgive me if l led you on. That's not at all my style. 114 00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:21,587 I hope we can be good friends. 115 00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:27,299 It was a pleasure to meet you. 116 00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:30,046 And, in the hope of meeting you again... 117 00:13:30,189 --> 00:13:34,519 ...please accept my warmest wishes. 118 00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:36,692 - Zaza. - (footsteps) 119 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:40,432 No, be reasonable! 120 00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:44,062 I have my life, and I'm sure you have yours! 121 00:13:45,496 --> 00:13:49,577 We must be strong! Please! 122 00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:53,124 That's better. Thank you. 123 00:13:53,254 --> 00:13:55,294 Thank you. 124 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,254 Thank you for being so understanding - 125 00:13:58,384 --> 00:14:00,424 you hunk, you. 126 00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:03,492 There. It's better this way. 127 00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:11,724 Believe me, it wouldn't have led anywhere. 128 00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:14,300 And there's also the age difference. 129 00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:17,607 I'm two or three years older than you. 130 00:14:17,736 --> 00:14:20,110 It's not a big difference now, but... 131 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:23,617 ...in ten years... 132 00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:25,653 Give me a smile. 133 00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:28,455 - It's hard for me, too. - (Renato) Albin! 134 00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:35,736 - Aren't you ashamed? - I can explain. 135 00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:38,822 - Do you know what you picked up? - Listen, Renato! 136 00:14:38,966 --> 00:14:41,884 He's in for a hell of a surprise. 137 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,707 Shut up! 138 00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:46,290 Because this “lady" is really a man. 139 00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:54,543 There. You've killed him. 140 00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:58,061 Come on, pet. 141 00:14:58,193 --> 00:15:01,053 Pet, are you all right? 142 00:15:02,364 --> 00:15:04,654 Speak to me. 143 00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:07,322 Are you all right, my sweet? 144 00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:09,766 Are you all right? 145 00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:12,322 He's dead. 146 00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:28,622 The police! We've got to call the police, Renato. 147 00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:32,254 No police! We're definitely not calling the police. 148 00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:35,269 Why not? 149 00:15:36,357 --> 00:15:41,221 Listen to me. You call the police and what will they find? 150 00:15:41,362 --> 00:15:44,114 An unmarried couple? Well, that isn't so bad. 151 00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:47,312 A couple where the woman is actually a man? 152 00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:49,765 That could pose a problem. 153 00:15:50,746 --> 00:15:56,274 But where the woman, I repeat, is a man and the man is a corpse? 154 00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:59,112 - Well, that's serious shit! - (wails) 155 00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:01,070 Quiet! 156 00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:07,927 My God! 157 00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:16,130 We've got to get out of here, Renato. 158 00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:50,968 The balcony over the street - which room is it? 159 00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:53,578 - Number 24. - Who's in it? 160 00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:56,205 A fat redhead and a guy of about 25. 161 00:16:57,521 --> 00:16:59,147 - (foot - 0h! steps) 162 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,698 Leave me alone. 163 00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:13,534 Oh! 164 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,080 God, I look awful. 165 00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:33,328 - Albin. - Aagh! 166 00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:36,677 What? What? Hm? 167 00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:39,055 Read this. 168 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,881 - You're crazy waking me up like that. - Read this! 169 00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:44,397 - What? - Take out your earplugs. 170 00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:46,567 Oh, yes. The earplugs. 171 00:17:49,073 --> 00:17:51,113 Read this. 172 00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:54,912 - Your glasses. - Yes. Thank you. 173 00:17:58,582 --> 00:18:01,026 “Double murder in a Nice hotel.“ 174 00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:06,211 “A mysterious woman flees, leaving two corpses.“ 175 00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:14,208 I wasn't dreaming? It wasn't a nightmare then. 176 00:18:15,307 --> 00:18:17,977 My God. How awful. 177 00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:21,842 Hold on, read the article. Go on, read it. 178 00:18:24,441 --> 00:18:27,016 “It's 1pm at the Hotel des Lys... 179 00:18:27,152 --> 00:18:32,052 ...one of those places which rents rooms by the hour.“ 180 00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:35,023 We know what that means. 181 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,477 Carry on. 182 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:39,195 “A couple appears at the reception desk.“ 183 00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:43,662 “A man of about 30 with a woman old enough to be his mother.“ 184 00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:47,628 Who is he talking about? 185 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:56,260 “The receptionist describes her as a fa... 186 00:18:57,808 --> 00:19:00,501 ...as a fat... a fat redhead... 187 00:19:02,438 --> 00:19:04,478 ...of about 60... 188 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,190 ...and rather vulgar.“ 189 00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,653 Well... 190 00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:20,522 I'd like to go back to sleep now. 191 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:26,238 You'll sleep for 20 years if you carry on like this! 192 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:32,092 “The woman was wearing a silk trouser suit with a beige floral pattern." Look. 193 00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:35,753 You'll get 20 years for this, and that's if you're lucky! 194 00:19:35,888 --> 00:19:38,367 Look, there's even a Photofit picture! 195 00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:44,638 That's supposed to be me?! 196 00:19:44,772 --> 00:19:48,509 Look at me! I've lost 6lbs. I hardly eat anything! 197 00:19:48,651 --> 00:19:50,775 I'm all skin and bones. 198 00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:56,223 - Jacob! - Oh. Jacob. 199 00:19:59,036 --> 00:20:02,738 - Yes, master? - Could you take a look at the newspaper? 200 00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:04,914 It's on the bed. 201 00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:12,486 Leave it alone. 202 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:16,584 Go on, look at the photo on the front page. 203 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,844 Oh, mistress! 204 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:23,515 - Out. - Sorry? 205 00:20:23,686 --> 00:20:27,103 Go back up your coconut tree, you idiot! 206 00:20:35,698 --> 00:20:37,738 20 years! 207 00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:41,617 What's going to happen to us? 208 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:48,001 No, no! I don't want to hear another word! Your escapades don't interest me. 209 00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:54,412 If you've got yourselves into a mess, that's your problem. I don't want to know. 210 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:58,536 Just because your son is married to my daughter doesn't make us friends. 211 00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:01,597 We belong to two different worlds. 212 00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:04,666 And you know what I think of yours! 213 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:09,105 Besides, I'm in the middle of my electoral campaign. 214 00:21:09,231 --> 00:21:12,648 And your presence is a constant menace... 215 00:21:12,776 --> 00:21:14,651 ...a constant menace to me! 216 00:21:14,778 --> 00:21:19,761 So, I'm sorry to have to be so harsh, but please leave my office at once! 217 00:21:27,124 --> 00:21:29,034 No. No chocolate. 218 00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:31,778 It's not good for you and it won't solve anything. 219 00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:35,694 That Charrier's a bastard. I wanted to... 220 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:42,426 I was a fool to ask him. A politician can't dirty his hands with the likes of us. 221 00:21:42,556 --> 00:21:45,415 We'll have to handle it ourselves, Albin. 222 00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:48,017 - Give me a chocolate. - No! 223 00:21:55,778 --> 00:21:59,135 - What are you doing? - Since the police are after a woman... 224 00:21:59,281 --> 00:22:02,817 ...the only solution is to make her disappear. 225 00:22:02,952 --> 00:22:05,146 (gasps) Renato. 226 00:22:05,287 --> 00:22:08,289 You must never dress like a woman again. Never. 227 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,166 It's out of the question. 228 00:22:13,879 --> 00:22:18,210 Don't cry. It's not such a tragedy to dress like a man. 229 00:22:18,342 --> 00:22:21,450 The world is full of men dressed like men. 230 00:22:25,015 --> 00:22:27,210 Don't cry. We have no choice. 231 00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:30,794 I can't help it. I'm just so upset. 232 00:22:33,941 --> 00:22:35,816 Don't overdo it, please. 233 00:22:36,318 --> 00:22:40,364 Well, of course you can't understand. It's beyond you. 234 00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:45,807 You know, when I started out I didn't even own a suspender belt. 235 00:22:45,953 --> 00:22:49,690 All I had was a little skirt borrowed from my sister. 236 00:22:49,832 --> 00:22:53,035 I've had to work hard for all this. 237 00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:55,233 But then, what do you care? 238 00:22:55,379 --> 00:23:00,742 No man has worked as hard as me to buy himself dresses. 239 00:23:02,052 --> 00:23:04,746 Not one! I can't believe it. 240 00:23:05,306 --> 00:23:08,628 If you hadn't been so foolish, this wouldn't have happened. 241 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:13,750 I know, but when you tell a man he can no longer attract other men, well... 242 00:23:13,897 --> 00:23:15,772 ...you drive him to despair. 243 00:23:15,899 --> 00:23:20,135 There, see? Look what you've done to me. 244 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:32,071 - What are you doing with that dress? - We have to burn it. 245 00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:37,694 - But I only wore it once! - It's key evidence. 246 00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:43,671 A part of myself is burning, Renato. 247 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:47,261 All of my youth... 248 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,337 ...is going up in smoke. 249 00:23:50,476 --> 00:23:52,516 Be brave, Albin. Be brave. 250 00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:55,089 It's true. 251 00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:59,644 A page has been turned. All that was graceful, fragile... 252 00:23:59,777 --> 00:24:02,221 ...delicate in me... 253 00:24:02,363 --> 00:24:04,593 ...has turned to ashes. 254 00:24:06,659 --> 00:24:09,328 I have become a man, Renato. 255 00:24:12,414 --> 00:24:15,167 - Who's going to replace me? - Sorry? 256 00:24:16,919 --> 00:24:18,580 In the show. 257 00:24:18,712 --> 00:24:23,078 Ah, yes, you want us to get someone to replace you. Why? 258 00:24:24,093 --> 00:24:27,344 Listen, Renato, you told me not to dress like a woman any more. 259 00:24:27,471 --> 00:24:30,758 But let me point out that in the show... 260 00:24:30,891 --> 00:24:34,059 ...I am rarely dressed like a man. 261 00:24:34,186 --> 00:24:35,847 Shit! 262 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,795 Exactly. 263 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,635 But for the show it doesn't matter. 264 00:24:41,694 --> 00:24:45,111 - Sorry? - In your wig and costume... 265 00:24:45,239 --> 00:24:47,469 ...I'm sure no one could recognise you. 266 00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:52,150 - You're afraid of losing business. - Me? That didn't even cross my mind. 267 00:24:52,288 --> 00:24:53,949 Liar! 268 00:24:54,081 --> 00:24:58,530 You'd send me off to war just to save your pennies! 269 00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:03,374 Right. Well, would you rather end up at the Salvation Army... 270 00:25:03,507 --> 00:25:06,960 ...or under a bridge like an old tramp? 271 00:25:07,094 --> 00:25:09,787 Imagine what you'll look like then! 272 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:13,217 Yes, I can already picture you in the gutter. 273 00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:15,581 OK, I'll replace you. 274 00:25:19,231 --> 00:25:21,272 (whistles) 275 00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:34,281 Mama! 276 00:25:34,413 --> 00:25:37,332 What's the matter with you? It's me, idiot! 277 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:41,790 “Mama" is going to give you a spanking, if you carry on like that. 278 00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:45,379 “4“ dance music)' 279 00:25:56,185 --> 00:26:01,962 (compere) And here she is: the queen of sex appeal, the unforgettable Blue Angel. 280 00:26:02,107 --> 00:26:04,551 The divine Marlene! 281 00:26:06,987 --> 00:26:09,028 (laughter) 282 00:26:19,124 --> 00:26:20,999 Oh, no. 283 00:26:21,210 --> 00:26:22,835 (laughter) 284 00:26:24,046 --> 00:26:26,087 They like it! 285 00:26:26,757 --> 00:26:28,798 Actually, it's not all that bad. 286 00:26:28,926 --> 00:26:32,462 ♪ I can see you're mine 287 00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:36,251 ♪ I drive you so insane 288 00:26:36,392 --> 00:26:38,871 I With my sweet caress 289 00:26:41,438 --> 00:26:44,926 I Look at my body 290 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:49,232 ♪ It's waiting for you 291 00:26:50,114 --> 00:26:53,032 ♪ Follow my eyes 292 00:26:53,158 --> 00:26:58,058 I Yes, they're burning you through 293 00:26:58,205 --> 00:27:02,535 ♪ Darling, I wait for you, so... 294 00:27:02,668 --> 00:27:06,156 I My body's aching now 295 00:27:06,297 --> 00:27:09,156 I Come closer to me 296 00:27:18,976 --> 00:27:22,179 Bravo! A real success. That was a great idea of yours. 297 00:27:22,313 --> 00:27:26,643 Behind the pillar I think there's one of the men we saw at the hotel. I'm scared! 298 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:31,604 You're imagining things. Take a bow. Can't you hear the applause for you? 299 00:27:31,739 --> 00:27:33,779 Oh, yes. 300 00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:43,959 I'm never going to dress up like a woman again! 301 00:27:44,084 --> 00:27:47,442 Look, I'm still shaking. Protect me, Renato! 302 00:27:47,588 --> 00:27:51,005 Renato, I've got to hide! They're going to find me. 303 00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:53,257 I don't want to go to jail! 304 00:27:53,385 --> 00:27:55,011 Renato! 305 00:28:20,537 --> 00:28:24,393 - Don't you think they're a bit feminine? - Feminine? 306 00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:29,619 - They're carpenter's trousers. - But velvet for a man could suggest... 307 00:28:29,755 --> 00:28:31,985 Do you have something more... rugged? 308 00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:34,508 More rugged? 309 00:28:49,984 --> 00:28:52,143 (horn blares) 310 00:28:52,987 --> 00:28:54,766 Poof! 311 00:29:09,253 --> 00:29:11,483 Is that him? 312 00:29:11,755 --> 00:29:17,284 Who? Zaza Napoli? The idea! That guy? 313 00:29:17,428 --> 00:29:19,208 - Who is it? - Sorry? 314 00:29:19,346 --> 00:29:22,419 - Who is it? - It's... Maurice. 315 00:29:25,311 --> 00:29:28,917 - My window cleaner. Hi, Maurice. - Morning! 316 00:29:29,064 --> 00:29:32,980 - How are you, Maurice? - Fine, M. Baldi. Fine. 317 00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:36,397 - Good. How's the family? - Fine. 318 00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:38,571 - Your wife and children? - Fine. 319 00:29:38,699 --> 00:29:41,617 Do you know how many kids he has? Guess. 320 00:29:41,744 --> 00:29:43,784 How many? 321 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,107 - Eight! - Eight! 322 00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:48,692 And his wife is expecting another. Right? 323 00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:52,951 Well, it's not for want of trying. 324 00:29:54,256 --> 00:29:57,709 (giggles effminately) Ouch, that hurts! 325 00:29:58,636 --> 00:30:00,925 Don't just stand there, get to work. 326 00:30:03,974 --> 00:30:05,920 Morning. 327 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,246 Morning. 328 00:30:08,354 --> 00:30:11,925 - Where should I start? Here, there? - Wherever. 329 00:30:12,066 --> 00:30:14,130 - I don't mind. - It's your job. 330 00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:16,317 OK. OK. 331 00:30:23,285 --> 00:30:25,326 So he just disappeared? 332 00:30:25,496 --> 00:30:29,612 Like I told you, last night at dinner we quarrelled. We began to shout. 333 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:32,752 He threw a plate at me, then all of a sudden... 334 00:30:33,295 --> 00:30:36,712 ...he got up and left, slamming the door behind him. 335 00:30:37,132 --> 00:30:39,506 Don't lie to us, M. Baldi. 336 00:30:39,635 --> 00:30:43,206 I'm not lying. If I knew where he was, I'd tell you. 337 00:30:43,347 --> 00:30:48,496 Like I said, we've been having problems. It happens to couples, doesn't it? 338 00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:52,804 Fin own voice) Yes, unfortunately these things do happen... 339 00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:59,465 - Maurice, the windows. - Hey, what am I? A workhorse? 340 00:31:02,157 --> 00:31:04,198 (wails dramatically) 341 00:31:04,326 --> 00:31:06,142 Oh! 342 00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:10,708 I cut myself! 343 00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,621 I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding! Look. 344 00:31:20,426 --> 00:31:23,712 - Oh, mistress! - I'm bleeding. 345 00:31:24,221 --> 00:31:28,516 Get out of here. Hurry and get the first-aid kit in the kitchen. 346 00:31:30,894 --> 00:31:34,311 I'm innocent! I swear I didn't do anything. 347 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,556 Don't send me to prison, I beg you, Superintendent! 348 00:31:38,694 --> 00:31:43,309 They're not from the police. They're secret agents. 349 00:31:43,449 --> 00:31:46,142 - Show me where you hurt yourself. - That one. 350 00:31:46,285 --> 00:31:47,471 Excuse us. 351 00:31:47,703 --> 00:31:51,060 Did the guy who took you to the hotel give you anything? 352 00:31:51,206 --> 00:31:54,315 - Like what? - A small capsule. 353 00:31:56,045 --> 00:31:58,868 - A capsule? - He was a foreign agent. 354 00:31:59,006 --> 00:32:01,047 He'd come over to our side. 355 00:32:01,175 --> 00:32:03,714 He was about to give us a microfilm. 356 00:32:05,179 --> 00:32:07,623 My God. 357 00:32:07,765 --> 00:32:11,051 - Show me your hand. - Why? I've five fingers like everyone else. 358 00:32:11,185 --> 00:32:13,000 There's nothing there, you ninny. 359 00:32:13,646 --> 00:32:16,090 You've got to help us, Mougeotte. 360 00:32:16,774 --> 00:32:19,348 Help you? Do what? 361 00:32:19,485 --> 00:32:21,360 Flush them out. 362 00:32:21,487 --> 00:32:24,275 They must think that you have the microfilm. 363 00:32:24,406 --> 00:32:27,076 You've got to put them on your trail. 364 00:32:31,246 --> 00:32:34,948 You're going to dress like a woman again, in the same wig... 365 00:32:35,084 --> 00:32:37,208 ...and show yourself around town. 366 00:32:39,630 --> 00:32:41,920 That'II smoke them out. 367 00:32:42,049 --> 00:32:46,534 No. There is no way that Albin will do such a thing. No. No. 368 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,951 Should I call the police? 369 00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:55,098 You can tell them why you were in a hotel room with two corpses. 370 00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:01,305 Life's a funny thing. 371 00:33:01,443 --> 00:33:06,486 For 30 years I've had problems with the police for dressing like a woman. 372 00:33:06,615 --> 00:33:10,032 And when I decide to start dressing like a man... 373 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,732 ...the police insist I dress like a woman again. 374 00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:16,103 It's totally absurd. 375 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:19,738 Hurry. They'll be here any minute. 376 00:33:19,878 --> 00:33:21,694 Renato? 377 00:33:22,298 --> 00:33:26,118 Are cyanide darts very painful? 378 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:29,013 What an idea! Don't be so silly. 379 00:33:29,138 --> 00:33:31,119 Everything will be fine. 380 00:33:31,265 --> 00:33:32,890 You think so? 381 00:33:33,017 --> 00:33:35,057 I'm positive. 382 00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:46,527 (lift bell) 383 00:34:02,296 --> 00:34:04,705 - Is she ready? - Almost. 384 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,593 - I'm going with him. - That won't be necessary. 385 00:34:07,718 --> 00:34:11,325 There's no way I'm letting him go alone. I'm coming with you. 386 00:34:32,493 --> 00:34:34,533 This could be my last. 387 00:34:37,081 --> 00:34:40,154 - Let's go. - But, M. Mougeotte... 388 00:34:41,001 --> 00:34:43,789 ...your hair wasn't like that on the Photofit. 389 00:34:43,921 --> 00:34:47,622 No. This is more of an evening outfit. 390 00:34:47,758 --> 00:34:53,037 - But we want them to recognise you. - Hey! What's he doing? Is he crazy? 391 00:34:54,932 --> 00:34:56,972 Look at what you've done. 392 00:34:58,894 --> 00:35:02,216 So, Broca, you don't like me like this? 393 00:35:07,278 --> 00:35:09,947 M. Broca, where are we going? 394 00:35:10,281 --> 00:35:14,066 A very chic birthday party. All the press will be there. 395 00:35:14,201 --> 00:35:16,242 But this isn't dressy enough! 396 00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:19,443 It's just a little something I got in the sales. 397 00:35:19,582 --> 00:35:22,749 You should have told me. I'd have worn... I don't know. 398 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:25,190 You look fine like that. 399 00:35:25,337 --> 00:35:28,161 The main thing is that you attract attention. 400 00:35:28,674 --> 00:35:31,118 And we'll see to that. 401 00:35:41,103 --> 00:35:43,642 Happy birthday, M. Manderstam. 402 00:35:43,772 --> 00:35:45,149 M. Charrier. 403 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:06,169 I shouldn't have come. What kind of cake is it? 404 00:36:06,295 --> 00:36:08,490 - Meringue. - Oh, meringue. 405 00:36:08,631 --> 00:36:11,633 - You can't expect me to get in there! - I certainly can. 406 00:36:12,593 --> 00:36:16,200 Don't worry, miss, you'll still be paid. You can go home. 407 00:36:17,222 --> 00:36:20,082 - Come on. - A meringue! Can you believe it? 408 00:36:25,689 --> 00:36:27,255 It's not even my size! 409 00:36:27,399 --> 00:36:30,188 - Yes it is. - No it isn't. 410 00:36:30,319 --> 00:36:33,676 - Get in. - Take my bag and gloves. 411 00:36:33,822 --> 00:36:36,053 What an adventure! 412 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,430 I can't believe I'm doing this. 413 00:36:38,577 --> 00:36:39,645 (giggles) 414 00:36:39,787 --> 00:36:42,017 (shrieks) 415 00:36:43,624 --> 00:36:45,499 I'm scared now. 416 00:36:45,626 --> 00:36:47,666 Renato, don't leave me! 417 00:36:50,714 --> 00:36:54,321 - Get in. We have to hurry. - All right, all right! 418 00:36:54,468 --> 00:36:57,327 I'll suffocate in there. Oh, my goodness. 419 00:36:57,471 --> 00:37:00,140 - And I'm afraid of the dark. - In you go. 420 00:37:01,058 --> 00:37:04,546 - Besides, I'm a diabetic. - Nobody's asking you to eat it! 421 00:37:04,687 --> 00:37:07,759 Oh, no! I won't get enough air in there. 422 00:37:07,898 --> 00:37:10,129 Hurry up. 423 00:37:10,276 --> 00:37:13,598 (screams) Could we leave the lid off? 424 00:37:13,737 --> 00:37:15,778 No! No! 425 00:37:17,574 --> 00:37:19,390 (muffled cries) 426 00:37:19,535 --> 00:37:25,657 Ladies and gentlemen, if I may I have your attention. 427 00:37:27,001 --> 00:37:30,857 The time has come for us to tell our friend... 428 00:37:31,171 --> 00:37:33,212 ...Andrew Manderstam... 429 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,280 ...all the nasty things we think about him. 430 00:37:37,428 --> 00:37:39,468 (laughter) 431 00:37:39,597 --> 00:37:43,452 M. Manderstam is that American chap... 432 00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:47,382 ...who settled in France some 15 years ago... 433 00:37:48,564 --> 00:37:53,049 ...here in this town, for which I am MP. 434 00:37:53,193 --> 00:37:58,236 He has found two ways of attracting attention: 435 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:02,394 ...his generosity... 436 00:38:02,536 --> 00:38:04,577 ...and his kindness. 437 00:38:15,424 --> 00:38:17,168 Let's go. 438 00:38:17,301 --> 00:38:20,160 - Are you there, Renato? - Yes, I'm here. 439 00:38:20,304 --> 00:38:22,344 Everything's going to be fine. 440 00:38:24,308 --> 00:38:26,752 Albin, you need to go back on a diet. 441 00:38:26,894 --> 00:38:29,896 That's a nice thing to say in front of the chefs! 442 00:38:34,902 --> 00:38:37,026 (I "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow") 443 00:38:40,699 --> 00:38:42,740 (applause) 444 00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:57,321 Albin, it's Charrier. 445 00:38:57,466 --> 00:38:58,913 - What? - It's Charrier! 446 00:38:59,051 --> 00:39:01,092 Oh, my God! Oh, no! 447 00:39:07,017 --> 00:39:09,556 My son's father-in-law is Charrier, the MP. 448 00:39:09,687 --> 00:39:13,803 We promised never to show our faces in his presence. Albin must stay in the cake! 449 00:39:13,941 --> 00:39:15,258 Shh! 450 00:39:15,401 --> 00:39:19,067 He's in the middle of his campaign. We'll ruin his career! 451 00:39:19,196 --> 00:39:21,237 We can't... No... 452 00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:34,414 My dear Andrew... 453 00:39:34,545 --> 00:39:40,287 ...our entire town today wishes you a happy birthday. 454 00:39:41,093 --> 00:39:46,966 Our town wanted to hold an American-style birthday party... 455 00:39:47,099 --> 00:39:50,172 ...for its American benefactor. 456 00:39:50,936 --> 00:39:53,416 (I hand holds single note) 457 00:40:20,507 --> 00:40:24,209 There seems to be a slight technical problem. 458 00:40:24,970 --> 00:40:28,079 Usually there's... there's a surprise inside. 459 00:40:29,683 --> 00:40:33,599 It seems our “surprise" didn't hear the orchestra! 460 00:40:34,229 --> 00:40:36,270 The surprise! 461 00:40:37,316 --> 00:40:38,728 Ahem! 462 00:40:38,859 --> 00:40:42,905 My dear Andrew, happy birthday! 463 00:40:44,823 --> 00:40:46,568 (I hand repeats note) 464 00:41:00,214 --> 00:41:03,073 It seems our “surprise" has fallen asleep. 465 00:41:03,217 --> 00:41:04,961 (laughter) 466 00:41:07,179 --> 00:41:09,220 We're ready, miss! 467 00:41:10,975 --> 00:41:13,917 Maybe she can't hear with all that cream. 468 00:41:15,312 --> 00:41:17,353 It's such a rich cake... 469 00:41:18,148 --> 00:41:20,189 ...you see. 470 00:41:26,865 --> 00:41:29,974 I've never gone to the rescue of a cake before! 471 00:41:39,336 --> 00:41:41,377 There's no one there! 472 00:41:42,923 --> 00:41:44,964 She's not there. 473 00:41:55,436 --> 00:41:57,310 Aaaaaagh! 474 00:41:59,106 --> 00:42:01,147 (laughter) 475 00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:12,282 (Albin whimpers) 476 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,478 (Jacob sobs) Poor mistress. She's going to die. 477 00:42:16,624 --> 00:42:18,664 She's going to die! 478 00:42:21,211 --> 00:42:23,252 Will you shut up, Jacob? 479 00:42:25,507 --> 00:42:28,331 Jacob, for heaven's sake! 480 00:42:28,469 --> 00:42:31,506 Hello. Sorry, I can't hear a thing. 481 00:42:32,514 --> 00:42:37,094 Could you come over straightaway? 17 rue Boulanger. 482 00:42:37,227 --> 00:42:39,458 It's an emergency, Doctor. 483 00:42:57,706 --> 00:42:59,747 303 Medical. 484 00:44:09,862 --> 00:44:11,986 This way, Doctor. 485 00:44:12,114 --> 00:44:17,157 He's just gone off to sleep. He had a terrible shock yesterday. 486 00:44:17,911 --> 00:44:19,952 He's very sick. 487 00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:26,235 Albin, the doctor's here. 488 00:44:32,259 --> 00:44:35,866 It might be best to take his blood pressure first. 489 00:44:37,014 --> 00:44:39,683 And give him something for his heart. 490 00:44:43,270 --> 00:44:46,521 I'm so afraid he might let himself die. 491 00:44:47,358 --> 00:44:49,588 I'll take care of it. 492 00:45:35,197 --> 00:45:36,823 (sobs) 493 00:45:36,949 --> 00:45:39,144 Stop crying. It's annoying. 494 00:45:39,618 --> 00:45:42,442 Poor mistress. She was so nice. 495 00:45:42,746 --> 00:45:46,412 She's not dead yet. Go and do the shopping. Pain in the neck. 496 00:45:54,466 --> 00:45:58,761 There you are! Well done. You really did a great job! 497 00:45:58,887 --> 00:46:01,118 His photo's in all the papers. 498 00:46:02,016 --> 00:46:06,180 The doctor's with him. I hope he can pull him through, for your sakes. 499 00:46:16,989 --> 00:46:19,029 The microfilm. 500 00:46:20,242 --> 00:46:21,773 The microfilm! 501 00:46:21,910 --> 00:46:24,983 Is that you? Is that you, Renato? 502 00:46:28,459 --> 00:46:31,211 Is that you, sweetness? 503 00:46:32,755 --> 00:46:34,795 (giggles) 504 00:46:45,434 --> 00:46:46,846 (screams) 505 00:46:47,436 --> 00:46:50,260 - What's that? - Nothing. An injection. 506 00:46:50,397 --> 00:46:52,272 Albin hates injections. 507 00:46:55,861 --> 00:46:57,902 The microfilm. 508 00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:03,741 I'll get him back on his feet. 509 00:47:06,288 --> 00:47:09,112 - No, you can't go in. - Let me in, Baldi. 510 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,029 Certainly not. It's our bedroom. 511 00:47:11,168 --> 00:47:14,170 He's with the doctor. Leave him alone, damn it! 512 00:47:14,296 --> 00:47:16,527 You're beginning to annoy me! 513 00:47:19,635 --> 00:47:21,581 Who locked the door? You? 514 00:47:48,247 --> 00:47:51,450 (Albin) Oh, no. Not that. 515 00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:55,530 “When one is president of the Union for Moral Order... 516 00:47:55,671 --> 00:47:59,408 ...one tries to play down any ties with La Cage aux Folles." 517 00:47:59,592 --> 00:48:04,800 “By putting a transvestite in M. Manderstam's birthday cake... 518 00:48:04,930 --> 00:48:09,130 ...Charrier added indecency to the ridiculous.“ 519 00:48:09,268 --> 00:48:11,498 “The voters will pass judgment.“ 520 00:48:11,645 --> 00:48:14,848 That, gentleman, is how you condemn a man to death. 521 00:48:16,734 --> 00:48:18,774 This article... 522 00:48:19,778 --> 00:48:22,222 “S the coup de grace.. 523 00:48:22,823 --> 00:48:25,113 We'll make the bastard eat his paper! 524 00:48:25,534 --> 00:48:30,363 No, gentlemen, those to blame are not the journalists. 525 00:48:31,081 --> 00:48:33,122 Those to blame... 526 00:48:34,376 --> 00:48:39,988 ...are those two people besmirching the Riviera with their filthy nightclub! 527 00:48:40,716 --> 00:48:43,196 That depraved Italian... 528 00:48:43,344 --> 00:48:47,129 ...and that Frenchman who brings shame upon his race! 529 00:48:47,264 --> 00:48:49,424 Those two! 530 00:48:49,558 --> 00:48:51,599 They are to blame! 531 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,190 We'll kick their faces in! 532 00:48:56,315 --> 00:48:59,068 We'll teach those queers a thing or two! 533 00:49:08,994 --> 00:49:12,696 Excuse me. Will we get our rug back? 534 00:49:13,499 --> 00:49:15,539 We'll have it cleaned and sent back. 535 00:49:15,668 --> 00:49:19,203 - As usual. - (Albin) I can't take all these corpses. 536 00:49:19,338 --> 00:49:21,379 (doorbell) 537 00:49:37,356 --> 00:49:41,022 303 Medical. I'm Dr Bocquillon. 538 00:49:48,075 --> 00:49:50,614 - Hey, Michaux! - Yes? 539 00:49:50,744 --> 00:49:53,603 - There's going to be another trip. - OK. 540 00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:58,121 You wouldn't have another rug, would you? 541 00:49:58,252 --> 00:50:00,292 No, no more rugs. 542 00:50:00,796 --> 00:50:02,837 Do your dirty work somewhere else. 543 00:50:02,965 --> 00:50:05,504 (Albin) Could you take me home, please? 544 00:50:05,884 --> 00:50:08,044 Sorry? 545 00:50:08,178 --> 00:50:11,382 I'd like you to take me home now. 546 00:50:13,475 --> 00:50:16,299 - But you are at home, my dear. - Mm? 547 00:50:16,437 --> 00:50:18,976 Don't you recognise our living room? 548 00:50:20,399 --> 00:50:24,516 - Take this. - Look at what you've done to him. 549 00:50:24,653 --> 00:50:29,067 If you keep this up, the next rug will be for him. 550 00:50:29,575 --> 00:50:33,063 He has nothing to fear. We'll take care of him. 551 00:50:33,954 --> 00:50:36,434 From now on, we don't leave his side. 552 00:50:36,582 --> 00:50:39,833 We'll protect him discreetly until they show themselves. 553 00:50:41,003 --> 00:50:42,913 Have you got that? 554 00:50:43,047 --> 00:50:46,618 Close surveillance, but discreet. 555 00:50:55,976 --> 00:50:57,388 (sighs) 556 00:50:57,519 --> 00:51:01,636 - You think that's discreet? - Just ignore us. Carry on. 557 00:51:07,154 --> 00:51:09,195 (gunfire-like noise) 558 00:51:10,699 --> 00:51:12,930 (Albin) Ah! Ooh! 559 00:51:22,336 --> 00:51:25,907 - So much for discretion. - It's a reflex. 560 00:51:26,048 --> 00:51:30,877 If you want them to show themselves, you'll have to change your technique. 561 00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:34,681 How about this? Don't move! 562 00:51:34,807 --> 00:51:37,251 No, that's not him at all. 563 00:51:39,395 --> 00:51:41,839 Something else, then. The mauve, perhaps. 564 00:51:41,981 --> 00:51:45,647 - Yes, that'd suit him like a dream. - I'm not wearing that! 565 00:51:45,776 --> 00:51:48,849 - Don't argue, Michaux! - But what will I look like? 566 00:51:48,988 --> 00:51:53,033 - Shut up! - What about the one with the moustache? 567 00:51:53,158 --> 00:51:56,575 - I see him in my kaftan. - He looks like a Turk. 568 00:51:56,704 --> 00:51:58,899 (laughs) A Turk! 569 00:51:59,039 --> 00:52:03,120 And the young man here is like me. He can wear anything. 570 00:52:03,502 --> 00:52:07,168 - Fetching, isn't he? - Not really. 571 00:52:17,182 --> 00:52:19,852 Come on, come on. Come forward. 572 00:52:22,938 --> 00:52:27,423 Stop! Stop! No, no, I'm sorry, but that will never do. 573 00:52:27,568 --> 00:52:32,681 You need to make an effort to be worthy of these clothes. 574 00:52:32,823 --> 00:52:36,181 Pretend you're walking a tightrope. Like this. 575 00:52:39,121 --> 00:52:41,067 - Hmm? - That's right. 576 00:52:41,206 --> 00:52:44,873 You're walking like this. It's horrible. 577 00:52:45,002 --> 00:52:49,119 Listen, you just have to draw an imaginary line... 578 00:52:49,256 --> 00:52:53,337 ...a line that separates man from woman. 579 00:52:53,469 --> 00:52:56,138 And all you have to do is walk on it like this. 580 00:52:59,934 --> 00:53:03,979 You have to learn to move as gracefully and lightly... 581 00:53:04,104 --> 00:53:06,643 ...as the lovely Albin. Right? 582 00:53:06,774 --> 00:53:09,004 - Thank you, my sweet. - Not at all. 583 00:53:09,151 --> 00:53:11,904 Now, let's see. We'll start with him. 584 00:53:12,029 --> 00:53:14,971 He looks like the most gifted. 585 00:53:15,115 --> 00:53:17,156 Go on, Milan. 586 00:53:17,785 --> 00:53:20,727 That's it. Not bad. 587 00:53:20,871 --> 00:53:23,730 A little lighter. Hold your hands up higher. 588 00:53:25,918 --> 00:53:28,777 I can't. I'm sorry, but I just can't do it. 589 00:53:29,088 --> 00:53:33,204 - Please, Milan. - I can't. This is what a bird would wear! 590 00:53:33,342 --> 00:53:35,632 They are not what a bird would wear. 591 00:53:35,761 --> 00:53:38,241 All the fashionable men are wearing them. 592 00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:42,589 And if we're trying to give you the grace you lack... 593 00:53:42,726 --> 00:53:45,669 ...it's for the benefit of this mission, madame. 594 00:53:45,813 --> 00:53:49,728 He's right. We've started and we're going to see it through. 595 00:53:49,858 --> 00:53:51,899 Carry on. 596 00:53:54,446 --> 00:53:57,056 I'm married with two kids. I can't... 597 00:53:57,199 --> 00:54:00,901 It's an order! Don't be stupid. You're up for a promotion. 598 00:54:03,706 --> 00:54:05,402 No long faces. 599 00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:08,210 All together now. Line up with me. 600 00:54:11,005 --> 00:54:13,045 About face. 601 00:54:14,466 --> 00:54:16,840 Forward... march! 602 00:54:24,351 --> 00:54:26,392 Relax your wrist. Let it hang. 603 00:54:29,273 --> 00:54:31,313 And look at the men as they pass. 604 00:54:32,192 --> 00:54:34,233 Oh, isn't he handsome? 605 00:54:35,154 --> 00:54:37,527 - Watch Milan. - He has a flair for it. 606 00:54:37,656 --> 00:54:41,144 - (Milan giggles) - Perhaps a little too much flair. 607 00:54:52,379 --> 00:54:54,823 Good morning, ladies. 608 00:55:04,725 --> 00:55:07,513 - Excuse me. - Poof. 609 00:55:07,645 --> 00:55:10,587 - I said excuse me. - And I said poof! 610 00:55:11,982 --> 00:55:13,963 - Excuse me. - Poof. 611 00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:31,457 What did you say? 612 00:55:33,045 --> 00:55:36,332 Leave it, Renato. Just ignore him. Come on. 613 00:55:40,552 --> 00:55:43,162 Hey, hold on. Where are you going? 614 00:55:43,305 --> 00:55:46,378 He's looking for a fight. Ignore him. 615 00:55:52,398 --> 00:55:54,213 That's enough now! 616 00:55:55,442 --> 00:55:58,610 I'm warning you, there'll be trouble. 617 00:55:58,737 --> 00:56:02,225 These girls are really scaring us. Aren't they, boys? 618 00:56:07,955 --> 00:56:10,185 I advise you to let us pass. 619 00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:15,066 Look how she clenches her little fists. I bet she can really scratch. 620 00:56:18,966 --> 00:56:21,825 - Let us through, please. - With pleasure. 621 00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:30,081 The little thing's nervous. 622 00:56:30,227 --> 00:56:32,268 I'll calm her down. 623 00:56:37,776 --> 00:56:39,817 (Albin screams) 624 00:56:51,165 --> 00:56:56,314 I'm fed up with all this brutality and violence. 625 00:56:58,672 --> 00:57:01,591 - Oh, God. - Everything will be fine. Calm down. 626 00:57:01,717 --> 00:57:06,866 - Everything will be fine. - No, it will never be fine. Never, never. 627 00:57:09,683 --> 00:57:12,056 - What's that? - Get in the car. 628 00:57:13,437 --> 00:57:15,478 Renato... 629 00:57:15,898 --> 00:57:17,938 He has a gun. 630 00:57:21,153 --> 00:57:24,689 Sorry, gentlemen. We thought this was our car. 631 00:57:29,995 --> 00:57:32,036 - Get in. - OK. 632 00:57:46,929 --> 00:57:48,969 - (door shuts) - Get back! 633 00:57:56,230 --> 00:57:59,232 There they go. Straight into the lion's mouth. 634 00:57:59,358 --> 00:58:01,399 Poor darlings. 635 00:58:21,714 --> 00:58:25,795 You have something of interest to us. We're prepared to negotiate. 636 00:58:26,594 --> 00:58:29,880 We'll give you two million francs, not a penny more. 637 00:58:31,098 --> 00:58:34,634 We'll call you tonight to give you instructions. 638 00:58:40,357 --> 00:58:42,398 Very pretty, your posters. 639 00:58:42,526 --> 00:58:47,236 - (Renato) Our posters? - They make you want to see the show. 640 00:58:47,364 --> 00:58:52,822 How sweet of you. If you drop by, I'll make sure you get a good seat. 641 00:58:52,953 --> 00:58:54,365 - Take this. - Sorry? 642 00:58:54,538 --> 00:58:57,291 - Press the red button. - What is it? 643 00:58:57,416 --> 00:58:58,911 - Press it. - Don't. 644 00:58:59,043 --> 00:59:00,787 - Let me do it! - Leave it! 645 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,328 - Let me do it! - I said no. 646 00:59:03,464 --> 00:59:06,038 I'm going to press it! Yes! 647 00:59:06,717 --> 00:59:08,497 (screams) 648 00:59:08,636 --> 00:59:11,175 - There, you see? - What was that? 649 00:59:11,305 --> 00:59:13,345 Just a few dozen grams. 650 00:59:14,141 --> 00:59:17,677 Imagine what 100 grams would do... but this time inside. 651 00:59:18,646 --> 00:59:21,019 - During the show. - (wails) 652 00:59:21,148 --> 00:59:24,091 - Or in your apartment. - No. 653 00:59:24,526 --> 00:59:26,567 We'll call you later... 654 00:59:27,237 --> 00:59:29,278 ...for your answer. 655 00:59:29,406 --> 00:59:32,574 - (Broca) I knew this would happen. - To my posters? 656 00:59:32,701 --> 00:59:35,371 You'll go to the rendezvous. 657 00:59:35,496 --> 00:59:38,284 With what? We don't have the microfilm. 658 00:59:38,415 --> 00:59:40,990 But they think you have it. 659 00:59:41,126 --> 00:59:44,199 What's so important about that damn microfilm? 660 00:59:44,338 --> 00:59:48,538 It's a list of their agents operating in France. With it, we destroy their network. 661 00:59:48,676 --> 00:59:51,962 - They'll do anything to get it back. - (phone rings) 662 01:00:02,648 --> 01:00:03,835 Hello. 663 01:00:03,983 --> 01:00:08,847 Tomorrow morning at six, be at the Montcoulèche motorway exit. 664 01:00:10,281 --> 01:00:11,906 Come alone. 665 01:00:12,032 --> 01:00:15,520 If we notice anything suspicious... 666 01:00:15,661 --> 01:00:17,701 ...you'll be shot on sight. 667 01:00:18,330 --> 01:00:19,778 It's done. 668 01:00:19,915 --> 01:00:21,695 - Any news? - We've got them! 669 01:00:21,834 --> 01:00:24,907 You'll go to the rendezvous. We'll be behind you. 670 01:00:25,045 --> 01:00:26,956 Right, and we get killed! 671 01:00:27,089 --> 01:00:31,538 We've waited months to catch one alive. I'll question him myself. 672 01:00:32,219 --> 01:00:36,170 Gentlemen, you're in a situation that requires courage... 673 01:00:36,307 --> 01:00:38,371 ...and virility. 674 01:00:38,517 --> 01:00:42,124 Today you have the chance to be real men. 675 01:01:01,290 --> 01:01:03,330 - Ready? - Off you go. 676 01:01:17,431 --> 01:01:20,255 If there's shooting, jump into the bushes. 677 01:01:20,392 --> 01:01:24,343 - What if there aren't any bushes? - Don't argue. Jump, and we'll do the rest. 678 01:01:29,193 --> 01:01:31,886 - It wasn't true, you know. - What wasn't? 679 01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:35,810 That you're less attractive. It wasn't true. 680 01:01:36,033 --> 01:01:38,786 You're just saying that because of what's happened. 681 01:01:38,911 --> 01:01:41,355 No, no. It's the truth. 682 01:01:42,164 --> 01:01:45,652 I swear you haven't got any fatter or older. 683 01:01:45,793 --> 01:01:48,616 You've just become a bigger pain in the neck. 684 01:01:50,089 --> 01:01:51,904 Maybe. 685 01:01:55,386 --> 01:01:58,803 You know, we have been pretty happy together. 686 01:02:03,352 --> 01:02:05,167 Albin. 687 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,586 (honking) 688 01:02:10,734 --> 01:02:13,178 Where are you going? Come back! 689 01:02:16,198 --> 01:02:18,263 They locked the doors, damn it! 690 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:29,165 Your papers. 691 01:02:32,673 --> 01:02:34,488 Taxi! 692 01:02:35,175 --> 01:02:36,801 Stop! 693 01:02:39,388 --> 01:02:40,835 The border, fast! 694 01:03:06,498 --> 01:03:09,168 There's a car following us. Try to lose it. 695 01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:16,337 . (be - Chips} 696 01:03:26,185 --> 01:03:28,225 Bloody queers! 697 01:03:34,652 --> 01:03:36,882 That car over by Customs. 698 01:03:37,905 --> 01:03:39,720 It's the police. 699 01:03:42,409 --> 01:03:46,360 - Over there? - I just thought I'd tell you. 700 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:53,661 Do you know what we can do to avoid any problems? 701 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:57,049 No. No idea. 702 01:04:04,348 --> 01:04:06,389 Hey. 703 01:04:19,822 --> 01:04:22,432 Oh! I can't go on. 704 01:04:22,574 --> 01:04:26,775 It's a medical problem. I can't walk. I have flat feet. 705 01:04:26,912 --> 01:04:29,143 That's how I got my discharge. 706 01:04:29,290 --> 01:04:31,034 Because of flat feet? 707 01:04:31,166 --> 01:04:33,480 Exactly. 708 01:04:33,627 --> 01:04:37,234 You told me it was because you appeared before the board in a skirt. 709 01:04:37,381 --> 01:04:39,695 They still noticed I had flat feet. 710 01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:43,413 When I think how easily we could have gone by boat... 711 01:04:43,554 --> 01:04:45,998 But no, we had to go jogging. 712 01:04:46,932 --> 01:04:53,018 Everyone knows that ports and airports are the first places the police check, idiot! 713 01:04:53,147 --> 01:04:59,174 And you think it's a good idea to hide out at your family's in Italy? 714 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,642 Oh, no, they won't look for us there! 715 01:05:02,781 --> 01:05:06,768 But in Italy, when a man goes into hiding... 716 01:05:06,910 --> 01:05:11,870 ...everyone becomes his accomplice. The cops can't do a thing. 717 01:05:32,186 --> 01:05:35,437 Those two queers you picked up this morning. 718 01:05:35,564 --> 01:05:37,854 Where did you take them? 719 01:05:39,234 --> 01:05:43,090 - We've crossed the border, Albin. - We're in Italy? Oh, we're in Italy! 720 01:05:43,238 --> 01:05:44,864 Oh, no! 721 01:05:44,990 --> 01:05:47,743 I forgot my powder. I don't believe it. 722 01:05:47,868 --> 01:05:53,361 I can't go into Italy looking like this. Where did I put my powder? 723 01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:57,956 No, you can't meet my family looking like that. 724 01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:00,756 - Why not? - How am I supposed to introduce you? 725 01:06:00,881 --> 01:06:03,076 - Go away! - As a friend. 726 01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:05,633 Have you looked at yourself? 727 01:06:06,553 --> 01:06:11,892 Once, in my village, the butcher's son had an affair with the blacksmith's son. 728 01:06:12,017 --> 01:06:15,754 - And? - The father killed them with a hammer. 729 01:06:17,022 --> 01:06:18,055 How dreadful! 730 01:06:18,190 --> 01:06:23,434 - Renato! What if we go to Switzerland? - No. You're coming home with me. 731 01:06:24,029 --> 01:06:25,845 (whistle) 732 01:06:35,499 --> 01:06:38,168 I'm uncomfortable in these clothes. 733 01:06:38,294 --> 01:06:40,334 I feel awful. 734 01:06:41,422 --> 01:06:43,866 I feel sad. I feel old. 735 01:06:47,469 --> 01:06:52,203 And to think that just three days ago I was such a hit in The Blue Angel. 736 01:06:53,267 --> 01:06:55,581 Look what's happened to me! 737 01:06:55,728 --> 01:06:57,958 I've aged 50 years in three days. 738 01:06:58,105 --> 01:07:00,146 Don't be silly. You look great. 739 01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:04,859 What are you laughing at? 740 01:07:04,987 --> 01:07:07,561 Nothing. You just look like a real matron. 741 01:07:07,698 --> 01:07:11,020 Thanks(!) That's just what I wanted to hear. 742 01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:27,654 - Can you get me something to drink? - We're only stopping for a minute. 743 01:07:27,801 --> 01:07:31,538 Be nice. If I don't drink something, I'll faint. It's not far. 744 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,501 - OK, I'll go. - You could make a bit of an effort. 745 01:07:45,903 --> 01:07:49,320 There's nothing here. Not even a snack bar. 746 01:07:49,615 --> 01:07:51,845 We're really in the sticks. 747 01:07:52,534 --> 01:07:54,575 Excuse me. 748 01:07:57,122 --> 01:07:59,697 - Don't bother to apologise! - Excuse me! 749 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:01,578 Renato! 750 01:08:06,674 --> 01:08:08,335 Renato! Agh! 751 01:08:09,051 --> 01:08:11,341 Albin, get off at the next station and wait! 752 01:08:11,470 --> 01:08:13,914 Oh, Renato! My wig! 753 01:08:15,641 --> 01:08:19,177 Stop the train! imitates whistle) 754 01:08:20,646 --> 01:08:22,686 (mutters incoherently) 755 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,981 - Father. - Sisters. 756 01:09:02,605 --> 01:09:04,645 (bell rings) 757 01:09:10,112 --> 01:09:12,805 - Your Reverence. - You scared me! It's about time. 758 01:09:12,948 --> 01:09:19,224 Take this. I've been waiting for ages, but you don't give a damn about me, oh, no. 759 01:09:19,371 --> 01:09:22,195 - Hold this, too. - Quiet. The nuns are looking at you. 760 01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:24,777 - What? - Someone might recognise us. 761 01:09:24,919 --> 01:09:26,959 - Hurry! - Just a second. 762 01:09:27,463 --> 01:09:32,007 Let's go. We mustn't keep your mother waiting. I can't wait to meet her. 763 01:09:37,514 --> 01:09:43,470 The sheet isn't straight. Pull it on your side, you clumsy girl. It's all wrinkled. 764 01:09:43,604 --> 01:09:48,089 And you, don't just stand there. Get the other room ready. 765 01:09:48,233 --> 01:09:53,905 - Why don't they sleep together? - I wasn't told of this marriage. 766 01:09:54,031 --> 01:09:57,318 As far as I'm concerned, they are not married. 767 01:09:57,660 --> 01:10:00,697 (Albin) The change of air will do me good. 768 01:10:00,955 --> 01:10:05,499 It's been ages since I've been in the country. 769 01:10:05,626 --> 01:10:09,411 I'm thrilled about meeting your mother. What should I call her? 770 01:10:09,546 --> 01:10:12,121 Mme Baldi or “Mother"? 771 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:22,056 Mother. 772 01:10:23,894 --> 01:10:26,338 Renato, my son. 773 01:10:28,816 --> 01:10:30,880 My son. 774 01:10:31,026 --> 01:10:33,067 Madame. 775 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:47,708 Come in. 776 01:10:57,469 --> 01:10:59,510 Come over here a minute, you. 777 01:11:04,685 --> 01:11:06,726 Ladies. 778 01:11:16,572 --> 01:11:19,265 Why did you keep your marriage a secret? 779 01:11:19,992 --> 01:11:24,192 It's just that it happened on the spur of the moment. 780 01:11:25,581 --> 01:11:27,621 You're looking well. 781 01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:30,826 Why have you come back, Renato? 782 01:11:35,382 --> 01:11:37,613 There are people looking for me. 783 01:11:38,719 --> 01:11:41,756 You've got to hide me, Mother. I'm on the run. 784 01:11:41,889 --> 01:11:43,799 You've got to hide me! 785 01:11:44,475 --> 01:11:47,583 You've done something foolish, haven't you? 786 01:11:48,729 --> 01:11:50,355 Yes. 787 01:11:52,566 --> 01:11:54,797 Renato, did you kill a man? 788 01:11:56,278 --> 01:11:57,904 Yes. 789 01:11:59,323 --> 01:12:01,363 Over a woman? 790 01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:04,200 Well... 791 01:12:05,329 --> 01:12:06,895 Yes. 792 01:12:07,039 --> 01:12:09,269 Over her? 793 01:12:16,257 --> 01:12:18,297 Come! 794 01:12:25,391 --> 01:12:29,472 We'll hide you for as long as we have to. You'll be safe here. 795 01:12:30,104 --> 01:12:32,263 We're used to this sort of thing. 796 01:12:32,481 --> 01:12:35,589 Thank you, Mother. You're very kind. 797 01:12:36,193 --> 01:12:38,803 - Now get to work. - Excuse me? 798 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,819 Get to work! 799 01:12:41,949 --> 01:12:44,559 Here all the women work. 800 01:12:44,702 --> 01:12:46,742 But, Mother... 801 01:12:47,371 --> 01:12:51,286 - Did you hear what your mother said? - Yes. It's not humiliating. 802 01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:54,620 That's how it is here. Go and help with the cooking. 803 01:12:54,753 --> 01:12:56,794 OK, I heard you! 804 01:12:57,590 --> 01:12:59,630 This is unbelievable. 805 01:13:00,759 --> 01:13:07,380 Morning, ladies. Shall I knead this? Excuse me. May I? 806 01:13:08,517 --> 01:13:12,432 Goodness, what a nasty job. Just look at this! 807 01:13:12,896 --> 01:13:16,384 Tell her to wear less perfume... 808 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:19,135 ...and to learn how to knead the pasta dough. 809 01:13:19,278 --> 01:13:20,464 Yes, Mother. 810 01:13:26,201 --> 01:13:28,242 (laughter and chat) 811 01:13:39,089 --> 01:13:41,664 Come on, let's drink to the good old days. 812 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,841 (I Albin sings from next room) 813 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:49,872 Yoo-hoo! It's me! 814 01:13:50,017 --> 01:13:53,268 Good evening, gentlemen. Let me introduce myself. 815 01:13:53,395 --> 01:13:56,184 I'm Mme Baldi. How are you all? 816 01:13:56,315 --> 01:13:58,474 Isn't Mother here? 817 01:13:58,609 --> 01:14:02,595 Sorry if I'm a little late, but I wanted to freshen up before dinner. 818 01:14:03,572 --> 01:14:07,428 Did everything go well in the fields? Did you have a good day? 819 01:14:07,576 --> 01:14:09,321 Good. 820 01:14:09,453 --> 01:14:14,033 I'd love a little drop of wine. I'm very thirsty. 821 01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:16,041 Oh! 822 01:14:16,168 --> 01:14:18,398 All right, what happened? 823 01:14:19,213 --> 01:14:21,194 What happened? 824 01:14:21,340 --> 01:14:23,570 My dress, sweetie. My dress. 825 01:14:26,303 --> 01:14:29,720 I'd really like a drop of wine. I'm dying of thirst. 826 01:14:29,848 --> 01:14:31,593 It must be the heat. 827 01:14:32,226 --> 01:14:35,394 I helped make the dinner. Is everything OK? 828 01:14:35,521 --> 01:14:38,807 It's fun to cook every once in a while. 829 01:14:38,941 --> 01:14:42,548 - Come here! - I've never rolled noodles before. 830 01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:45,554 Excuse us. A little secret. 831 01:14:45,698 --> 01:14:50,597 Come here! The women don't sit with the men here. Sit there with the women. 832 01:14:50,744 --> 01:14:53,817 What's got into you, my dear? 833 01:15:28,449 --> 01:15:30,489 Some wine. 834 01:15:37,458 --> 01:15:39,498 That's enough. Thank you. 835 01:15:41,629 --> 01:15:44,701 - Thanks, dear. - Yes, I should think so. 836 01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,249 (I women sing) 837 01:16:36,475 --> 01:16:38,599 (I harmonises operatically) 838 01:16:47,319 --> 01:16:49,135 (sighs) 839 01:16:51,907 --> 01:16:53,723 (moans) 840 01:17:10,509 --> 01:17:13,760 Well, well. His Highness is tired? 841 01:17:14,513 --> 01:17:16,554 I certainly am. 842 01:17:16,682 --> 01:17:18,912 Help me off with my shoes. 843 01:17:25,774 --> 01:17:28,005 Take off my shoes. 844 01:17:31,488 --> 01:17:33,897 Tomorrow morning we have to be up at four. 845 01:17:34,033 --> 01:17:37,520 - Oh? - Because you have to prepare lunch... 846 01:17:37,661 --> 01:17:41,992 ...for me and all the men working in the field. 847 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:44,999 For everyone? 848 01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:01,934 Listen, Renato. I want to go back to being a man. 849 01:18:02,061 --> 01:18:04,813 I don't like being a woman in this country. 850 01:18:04,939 --> 01:18:07,383 I don't want to do it any more! 851 01:18:07,524 --> 01:18:10,728 Just look at the state I'm in. 852 01:18:10,861 --> 01:18:12,902 I've had... I've had... 853 01:18:14,657 --> 01:18:16,887 I've had it up to here! 854 01:18:18,077 --> 01:18:20,272 I'm fed up. 855 01:18:29,546 --> 01:18:31,836 - Mme Baldi? - Yes. 856 01:18:31,966 --> 01:18:36,415 - I have a postal order for Renato Baldi. - Renato Baldi is out of the country. 857 01:18:37,179 --> 01:18:39,339 Really? 858 01:18:39,473 --> 01:18:42,166 That's too bad. It's quite a sum. 859 01:18:42,810 --> 01:18:47,105 He hasn't been here for 20 years, and I have no idea where he is. 860 01:18:48,399 --> 01:18:51,341 Oh, well. We'll just keep it then. 861 01:18:52,653 --> 01:18:55,132 But we'll be back. 862 01:18:55,281 --> 01:18:57,321 Thank you, Mme Baldi. 863 01:19:26,478 --> 01:19:28,424 Good morning. 864 01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:36,550 Don't look at me like that. 865 01:19:36,697 --> 01:19:39,556 If Renato saw you, he wouldn't like it at all. 866 01:19:44,496 --> 01:19:46,976 I'm not the only pretty girl on the farm. 867 01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:50,336 Take Laura, for example. She's charming. 868 01:19:51,754 --> 01:19:54,827 Without her moustache, she'd be me 20 years ago. 869 01:20:00,304 --> 01:20:03,721 Oh, I'm no different from the others, believe me. 870 01:20:03,849 --> 01:20:05,890 It's just that I'm a new face. 871 01:20:19,907 --> 01:20:22,137 I want you. 872 01:20:24,828 --> 01:20:27,747 Yes, but... it's wrong. 873 01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:30,581 Very wrong. 874 01:20:30,709 --> 01:20:34,126 You're forgetting Renato. You mustn't say such things to me. 875 01:20:35,256 --> 01:20:37,000 Renato. 876 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:41,502 Swear to me... Swear you'll never try to see me again. 877 01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:42,823 Swear it! 878 01:20:47,810 --> 01:20:52,354 - What's happening? - They're on our trail. We can't stay here! 879 01:20:52,606 --> 01:20:53,638 Oh! 880 01:20:53,774 --> 01:20:57,476 Luigi, take them to the shepherd's hut and stay with them. 881 01:20:58,362 --> 01:21:01,933 - I'm entrusting them to you. - Very good, Mme Baldi. 882 01:21:03,158 --> 01:21:08,402 You'll be safe with Luigi. He's the best marksman in the mountains. 883 01:21:21,677 --> 01:21:25,842 We'll stop at Luigi's house to get provisions... 884 01:21:25,973 --> 01:21:28,452 ...and some men's clothes for your wife. 885 01:21:30,102 --> 01:21:31,099 What? 886 01:21:31,228 --> 01:21:35,642 There are only men, only shepherds, in the mountains. You know that. 887 01:21:35,774 --> 01:21:40,259 Up there a woman would attract attention, especially that one. 888 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,317 You wife must pass for a man, Renato. 889 01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:52,367 - You'll wear this to hide your hair. - My hair? 890 01:21:52,499 --> 01:21:56,236 Let her change. We have to hurry. We've wasted enough time. 891 01:22:00,591 --> 01:22:02,964 I'm not going to dress like a man! 892 01:22:03,093 --> 01:22:06,095 Don't argue. Hurry up and put these clothes on. 893 01:22:06,221 --> 01:22:08,535 But if l do, it'll show! 894 01:22:08,682 --> 01:22:10,747 - What will show? - That I'm a man. 895 01:22:10,893 --> 01:22:12,708 Don't count on it. Come on. 896 01:22:12,853 --> 01:22:17,053 In any case, I'm not going to put a cap over my wig. 897 01:22:17,191 --> 01:22:19,860 You dress like a man, but you're not a man. 898 01:22:19,985 --> 01:22:22,299 You're a woman who is dressed like a man. 899 01:22:22,446 --> 01:22:25,934 - Could you repeat that, please? - Some other time. 900 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:29,736 And remember to keep your bosom. 901 01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:35,529 You're not a man dressed like a woman. You're a woman disguised as a man. 902 01:22:35,668 --> 01:22:37,708 Is that clear? 903 01:22:37,836 --> 01:22:39,877 I'm a woman... 904 01:22:41,465 --> 01:22:43,506 ...disguised as a man. 905 01:22:46,553 --> 01:22:47,965 (door opens) 906 01:22:49,306 --> 01:22:51,347 Right. I'm ready. 907 01:22:57,064 --> 01:23:00,920 Seen from a distance, she could pass. 908 01:23:01,068 --> 01:23:02,599 From a great distance. 909 01:23:06,824 --> 01:23:09,138 Watch yourself, madame. 910 01:23:09,285 --> 01:23:12,891 Call me sir. It'll arouse less suspicion. 911 01:23:13,038 --> 01:23:16,526 Ah! Careful. 912 01:23:18,877 --> 01:23:23,991 - There you go, madame. Can I carry you? - No, I'll be fine. 913 01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:26,173 She's not made of glass. 914 01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:30,418 - But it's a difficult climb for a woman. - Yes, it's not easy. 915 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,886 And here we are. The lookout post. 916 01:23:36,562 --> 01:23:39,635 - It overlooks the whole valley. - Ah! 917 01:23:39,773 --> 01:23:42,217 As long as I'm here with my gun... 918 01:23:42,359 --> 01:23:44,803 ...you can sleep in peace. 919 01:23:45,112 --> 01:23:47,236 The shepherd's hut is over there. 920 01:23:50,909 --> 01:23:53,484 - Ladies first. - Excuse me. 921 01:23:53,621 --> 01:23:55,910 Thank you, Luigi. Oh! 922 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:58,080 It's certainly rustic. 923 01:24:04,632 --> 01:24:07,634 - Madame will sleep here. - Thank you. 924 01:24:08,052 --> 01:24:10,092 And you, over there. 925 01:24:10,220 --> 01:24:12,451 I'll be up at the lookout post. 926 01:24:13,307 --> 01:24:16,000 You'll be well protected, madame. 927 01:24:16,143 --> 01:24:18,184 I'll walk you to the door. 928 01:24:20,314 --> 01:24:22,354 Good night... 929 01:24:22,483 --> 01:24:24,927 - ...little princess. - Good night. 930 01:24:27,321 --> 01:24:30,643 That you have no respect for me is one thing. 931 01:24:30,783 --> 01:24:33,642 But have at least some respect for yourself. 932 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:38,442 - You're jealous. - Me? Don't be ridiculous. 933 01:24:38,582 --> 01:24:41,370 I just don't want to be shot by that moron. 934 01:24:41,502 --> 01:24:45,073 And whose fault would that be? You've been asking for it. 935 01:24:45,214 --> 01:24:48,251 Look at how you've been treating me since we left France. 936 01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:51,551 Such brutality, it's shocking! 937 01:24:51,679 --> 01:24:54,289 You're ugly, Renato. Do you hear me? 938 01:24:54,431 --> 01:24:56,840 Jealousy has disfigured you. 939 01:24:56,976 --> 01:24:59,016 You're very ugly. 940 01:25:01,605 --> 01:25:02,792 Aaah! 941 01:25:02,940 --> 01:25:05,135 The man that I loved is long gone. 942 01:25:05,401 --> 01:25:08,260 And so is the man that I loved. 943 01:25:08,404 --> 01:25:11,192 You have never looked more ridiculous. 944 01:25:18,706 --> 01:25:20,746 Come on. Hurry up! 945 01:25:36,807 --> 01:25:41,600 - Albin, get back in your trousers at once. - So that you can insult me again? 946 01:25:42,396 --> 01:25:45,398 - What do you intend to do? - Sorry? 947 01:25:45,566 --> 01:25:47,725 With that poor halfwit. 948 01:25:49,737 --> 01:25:52,311 I don't know. I have to think about it. 949 01:25:53,198 --> 01:25:55,488 In any case, it can't go very far. 950 01:25:55,618 --> 01:25:59,663 He has no education. He is a bit uncouth. 951 01:26:00,205 --> 01:26:02,875 And what's more, you're not a woman. 952 01:26:04,209 --> 01:26:07,911 You know, Renato, you're a real killjoy. 953 01:26:08,047 --> 01:26:10,111 (moans) 954 01:26:16,931 --> 01:26:18,627 Are you all right? 955 01:26:18,766 --> 01:26:20,581 Albin? 956 01:26:24,104 --> 01:26:27,391 You do everything to hurt me, Renato! 957 01:26:27,524 --> 01:26:31,440 - You're exaggerating. - Believe me, I'm not exaggerating. 958 01:26:31,570 --> 01:26:37,277 Let me tell you something. I've had... I've had... 959 01:26:37,409 --> 01:26:40,862 (wails) 960 01:26:40,996 --> 01:26:44,247 I've had it up to here with you! There, I've said it. 961 01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:47,862 Now I'm getting the hell out of here! I've had it! Oh! 962 01:26:48,003 --> 01:26:51,491 - Albin! - It's over! Leave me alone! 963 01:26:51,632 --> 01:26:53,672 (wails) 964 01:26:56,178 --> 01:26:59,666 I can't take this any more! 965 01:27:07,523 --> 01:27:10,346 - A little trout for my little princess. - (wailing) 966 01:27:18,575 --> 01:27:20,806 What's wrong? Why are you crying? 967 01:27:23,247 --> 01:27:27,897 Is it that bastard who's made you cry? I'll kill him! 968 01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:30,167 - No! Luigi! - I'll kill him! 969 01:27:30,671 --> 01:27:32,712 I'll kill him! 970 01:27:39,930 --> 01:27:41,971 Renato! 971 01:27:46,103 --> 01:27:48,393 - Good morning. - Renato... 972 01:27:50,524 --> 01:27:52,339 Morning. 973 01:28:06,832 --> 01:28:09,241 Don't scream. Not a word. 974 01:28:12,963 --> 01:28:16,451 The others are out there. Just act natural. 975 01:28:22,514 --> 01:28:24,828 That's fine. Just like that. 976 01:28:29,813 --> 01:28:31,854 You bastard! 977 01:28:37,029 --> 01:28:40,102 - Who's that? - Some nut. 978 01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:42,471 (Albin) Renato! 979 01:29:24,243 --> 01:29:26,283 Come on! 980 01:29:29,415 --> 01:29:31,230 - What about Albin? - Come on! 981 01:29:38,090 --> 01:29:41,033 So the microfilm got to Italy all by itself... 982 01:29:41,176 --> 01:29:43,407 ...all the way to the top of a mountain! 983 01:29:43,554 --> 01:29:45,713 I don't give a damn about the microfilm. 984 01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:47,888 I just want to find Albin. 985 01:29:48,392 --> 01:29:52,936 You'd better give a damn. It may be our only way to get him back. 986 01:29:54,064 --> 01:29:57,552 - Why? - If it is the list of their agents... 987 01:29:57,693 --> 01:29:59,758 ...we'll know exactly where to find him. 988 01:29:59,987 --> 01:30:02,146 (Albin wails) 989 01:30:07,411 --> 01:30:09,535 Shut him up! I can't stand it. 990 01:30:09,663 --> 01:30:12,736 I can't make him talk and shut up at the same time. 991 01:30:15,753 --> 01:30:18,042 I've had enough of this! 992 01:30:18,172 --> 01:30:20,153 Enough, enough, enough! 993 01:30:20,299 --> 01:30:23,835 - I was giving him a truth serum. - We've given it to him three times. 994 01:30:23,969 --> 01:30:28,549 - But he talked yesterday. - Yeah, right! He admitted he was gay! 995 01:30:28,682 --> 01:30:32,419 30ccs of Pentothal to have him say he's gay! 996 01:30:32,561 --> 01:30:34,875 It's a start, isn't it? 997 01:30:35,022 --> 01:30:38,190 We've already wasted a lot of time. Mougeotte. 998 01:30:38,317 --> 01:30:40,512 - Mm? - Dear Mougeotte... 999 01:30:40,653 --> 01:30:44,140 ...tell us where the microfilm is or I'll put a bullet in your head! 1000 01:30:44,281 --> 01:30:48,197 I don't know where it is. I don't even know what a microfilm is. 1001 01:30:48,327 --> 01:30:53,286 - I don't know! I don't know! - (phone rings) 1002 01:30:54,541 --> 01:30:56,582 The phone's ringing. 1003 01:30:58,545 --> 01:31:00,171 Yes? 1004 01:31:01,090 --> 01:31:03,130 What? 1005 01:31:04,677 --> 01:31:07,156 No need to look any further. They have it. 1006 01:31:07,304 --> 01:31:12,548 They've arrested Martin and Dupré. Bastards! They'll take the ring apart. 1007 01:31:14,895 --> 01:31:18,182 - You sold it to the other side! - Sorry? 1008 01:31:19,775 --> 01:31:22,694 You chose the wrong side. Too bad. 1009 01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:27,435 No, no, don't kill me! No! I didn't do anything! 1010 01:31:27,574 --> 01:31:30,268 (Broca over loudspeaker) The house is surrounded. 1011 01:31:30,411 --> 01:31:33,899 You haven't got a chance. Give yourselves up. 1012 01:31:35,499 --> 01:31:37,540 Untie him. 1013 01:31:44,425 --> 01:31:48,470 - On your feet. - Hold your horses. Goodness me! 1014 01:31:48,596 --> 01:31:50,126 Argh! 1015 01:31:50,264 --> 01:31:52,388 Where are your manners? Please! 1016 01:31:52,516 --> 01:31:55,185 If you try anything on, I'll kill her! 1017 01:31:58,397 --> 01:32:00,343 Don't make it worse for yourselves. 1018 01:32:00,482 --> 01:32:03,401 Come out with your hands up. We won't hurt you. 1019 01:32:03,986 --> 01:32:08,150 Albin, I'm here. Don't worry any more. Your Renato is here. 1020 01:32:08,282 --> 01:32:10,097 You'll ruin everything! 1021 01:32:10,242 --> 01:32:13,529 Renato, I want to go home! 1022 01:32:14,038 --> 01:32:17,988 - Don't worry, I'll take you home... - Shut up, for God's sake! 1023 01:32:18,584 --> 01:32:23,662 - Get him out of here! - Don't talk to me in that tone of voice. 1024 01:32:23,797 --> 01:32:27,049 OK, don't get so excited. I'll just stay here. 1025 01:32:27,176 --> 01:32:29,216 Tie him up! 1026 01:32:30,971 --> 01:32:33,012 Listen to me... 1027 01:32:34,475 --> 01:32:36,599 The bastards took a shot at me! 1028 01:32:37,311 --> 01:32:39,541 Ask for a plane. 1029 01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:42,263 - In exchange for what? - For that. 1030 01:32:42,399 --> 01:32:45,686 For that thing? Would you exchange a plane for that? 1031 01:32:46,695 --> 01:32:50,053 A child, a woman, a priest, yes. But that! 1032 01:32:50,199 --> 01:32:53,485 That's right, just pretend I'm not here. I don't mind. 1033 01:32:53,619 --> 01:32:55,683 Agh! 1034 01:32:58,624 --> 01:33:02,444 You have two minutes to come out, or we'll open fire. 1035 01:33:02,586 --> 01:33:04,876 Come and get us, you bastards! 1036 01:33:05,005 --> 01:33:09,656 They wouldn't shoot. After all, there's a hostage in here. 1037 01:33:11,679 --> 01:33:14,348 - Are you cold? - No, I'm scared. 1038 01:33:27,736 --> 01:33:31,224 - 40 seconds. - You can't shoot! Albin's inside. 1039 01:33:31,365 --> 01:33:34,853 - Get out of here! - But Albin! 1040 01:33:36,704 --> 01:33:39,622 Who does he think he is? 30 seconds. 1041 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:45,200 So I'm not even a hostage. I'm nothing at all. 1042 01:33:46,755 --> 01:33:50,671 I'm not the Blue Angel. I'm not a princess. 1043 01:33:52,386 --> 01:33:54,427 I'm not even a hostage. 1044 01:34:01,562 --> 01:34:04,041 OK, then. 1045 01:34:09,778 --> 01:34:11,819 Excuse me. 1046 01:34:12,906 --> 01:34:14,947 Where are you going? 1047 01:34:15,951 --> 01:34:17,992 I'm going to Renato. 1048 01:34:25,210 --> 01:34:27,334 (Broca) Ready up there? 1049 01:34:27,463 --> 01:34:29,503 (cocking of firearms) 1050 01:34:40,100 --> 01:34:42,224 What's he doing now? 1051 01:34:42,353 --> 01:34:44,393 I'm going to Albin. 1052 01:34:46,398 --> 01:34:49,317 (I dreamy string orchestra) 1053 01:35:01,872 --> 01:35:03,498 Are you all right, Albin? 1054 01:35:05,417 --> 01:35:08,087 I'm all right, Renato. And you? 1055 01:35:17,221 --> 01:35:19,261 It's so beautiful. 1056 01:35:27,523 --> 01:35:28,709 Shit! 1057 01:35:37,533 --> 01:35:39,478 (rings) 1058 01:35:42,329 --> 01:35:44,204 Yes? 1059 01:35:44,331 --> 01:35:48,033 The Secretary of State? Yes, put him through. 1060 01:35:53,299 --> 01:35:55,529 Good morning, Minister. 1061 01:35:55,676 --> 01:35:59,627 Yes, I'm fine. Fine, thank you, Minister. 1062 01:36:03,309 --> 01:36:06,002 Me? Me, Minister? 1063 01:36:07,313 --> 01:36:09,543 But why me? 1064 01:36:23,871 --> 01:36:26,979 Oh! It's M. Charrier. 1065 01:36:27,833 --> 01:36:29,245 Sorry. 1066 01:36:29,585 --> 01:36:31,116 Gentlemen... 1067 01:36:31,253 --> 01:36:36,924 ...your courage has enabled us to eradicate a dangerous spy ring. 1068 01:36:37,051 --> 01:36:43,077 The government has asked me to express its thanks and its congratulations. 1069 01:36:43,223 --> 01:36:48,835 - Could we take three of you? - Come, come this way. Over here. 1070 01:36:48,979 --> 01:36:51,589 - There. How's this? - A little closer. 1071 01:36:51,732 --> 01:36:57,320 - Closer? I can't get any closer than this! - Take a seat. 1072 01:36:58,530 --> 01:37:00,227 There. Thank you! 1073 01:37:00,366 --> 01:37:01,552 Agh! 1074 01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:04,773 No pictures, no pictures, no pictures! 1075 01:39:00,694 --> 01:39:04,396 Visiontext Subtitles: Natasha Cohn 76049

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