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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,160 STAN: Previously on 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,296 "Frisky Dingo"... 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:06,770 They're making a 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,172 documentary about my run for the Presidency. 5 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,837 - Say "hello!" - mem-ow! 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,347 And we don't have lots of time for exposition, 7 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:18,578 so if you want to know what happened between then and now... 8 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:19,778 try iTunes. 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,652 HOOPER: Greetings, America. 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,525 I am Sinn. 11 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:29,494 [all gasp] 12 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:30,394 What? 13 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,590 [ Stammering ] 14 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,599 And I, with my lover, the dread lobster... 15 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,829 - Hi! - ...my sisters in chaos, 16 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:38,497 Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone... 17 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,539 [ growls ] 18 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:40,767 [ laughs evilly ] 19 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:41,774 What -- hey. 20 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,640 ...who is soon to give birth 21 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,169 to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant baby, 22 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:50,410 unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon 23 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,713 Xander Crews... 24 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,980 God... 25 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:53,917 ...damn it. 26 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,682 ...now control the 27 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:59,021 Annihilatrix and your new President in office, 28 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,652 thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court... 29 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,992 And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. 30 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:04,895 Boosh! 31 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,228 And/or ka-kow. 32 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,394 ...is powerless to stop me. 33 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,698 For backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, 34 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:16,107 the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world. 35 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,077 And now back to the Haggar Pants 500. 36 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:22,013 Wha-- how can she afford a media buy? 37 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,413 [ Mumbling ] 38 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,212 Still, though. 39 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,946 Right. I thought that went well... 40 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,749 - What? - ...given all the exposition 41 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:29,983 I -- I actually have some notes. 42 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:30,888 Yeah. 43 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,619 The Deceptacles don't rate a mention? 44 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,718 J Deceptacles! 45 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,492 TOGETHER: J More than you bargained for J 46 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,396 And what's up with Sisterhood of Chaos? 47 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:40,695 Yeah, what's up with that? 48 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,758 What's up with the bug lady stepping all over my line? 49 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:43,667 Yeah. 50 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,637 What's up with "giant, hideous ant baby"? 51 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,800 Well, you know it's gonna be hideous. 52 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,308 Like you're one to talk! 53 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,606 How dare you raise your voice to him? 54 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:52,509 How dare her? 55 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,410 - She. - She? 56 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,311 - Who? - What? 57 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,850 All this time, we thought you were this super-cool dude, 58 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,318 Hooper, who just happened to have great tits... 59 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,411 ...when really you're some other dude who just happens to 60 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:02,319 have great tits. 61 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:03,447 Yeah, what's up with that? 62 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:04,615 Yeah, what is up with that? 63 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:05,749 I'm a woman! 64 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,294 -[all gasp] - You idiots. 65 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,453 - Wait. - What? - Yeah. 66 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:11,122 Now some stuff's kind of making more sense. 67 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:14,065 Come on! I got a pope's nose out here! 68 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:14,965 HOOPER: Just a minute! 69 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,003 Hey, what, are you jerking your knob? 70 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,094 - Come on. -[ screams ] 71 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,196 - Oh, sorry. - What is wrong with you? 72 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,297 [ Glass shatters ] 73 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,809 What's he -- jerking the knob? 74 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,970 Shh! Guys! Shh. Guys? 75 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:27,241 Here's the thing. 76 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,679 Hooper's got a vagina. 77 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:29,580 God! 78 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,948 Can you imagine how tough that must have been for him -- 79 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,043 you know, growing up? 80 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,417 I don't think any of us can. 81 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,820 Yeah, so from now on, ll don't want to hear anybody 82 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,415 calling anybody a dick or -- 83 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,256 and definitely not "pussy.” 84 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,317 Oh, god, no. 85 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,727 "Pussy" is -- hey, buddy! 86 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,821 What is going on here? 87 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,957 Uh... 88 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,365 Pictionary. [ laughter ] 89 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:49,334 Is it a cow? 90 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,734 Is it Hooper's vagina? 91 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,135 & Winner! J 92 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:55,368 How stupid could you possibly be?! 93 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,432 Oh ho! Listen. 94 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,571 Sounds like you need to climb down off that rag. 95 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,307 Aah! God. 96 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,315 [ Thud, car alarm wails ] 97 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,441 You just, uh... 98 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,645 [ car alarm deactivates ] 99 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,814 ...need to give us some time with this. 100 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,449 And time is a luxury we don't have. 101 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,789 So I'll convene the joint chiefs and -- 102 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,624 Naw. [bleep] that. 103 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,993 We're taking this one. 104 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:17,895 "We're"? 105 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:21,127 As in you, the President, and me, the Vice President? 106 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,635 Yeah. 107 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:25,669 Why? 108 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,003 'Cause I said. 109 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,236 Now go get your [bleep] on. 110 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,607 XANDER: Yeah, I could if you'd get out of the way. 111 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:32,543 All right. Okay. 112 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:34,205 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 113 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:35,112 Yeah. Yeah. 114 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,844 It's there. It's close. 115 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:38,908 I never had it. 116 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,180 Yeah. So listen. 117 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:42,745 I can't really give you a medical okay to... 118 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,348 Stand those pants up. 119 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,223 ...go battle a cadre of supervillains on top of a giant 120 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,159 doomsday device. 121 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,253 Well, not with that attitude. 122 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,298 Yeah, so remember when Killface punched 123 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,426 you with a penguin at the Haggar Pants Presidential debate? 124 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,267 Uh, vaguely, yeah. 125 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:00,773 Well, that cracked your C3 and C4 vertebrae. 126 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,172 So , you ever see "Hooper"? 127 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,734 Yeah -- that robot with the big tits? 128 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:05,937 No, but that sounds awesome. 129 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:06,843 It is. 130 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,039 I meant the Burt Reynolds movie 131 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,879 where he's a hard-living stunt man. 132 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:10,940 That sounds awesome. 133 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:11,848 It is. 134 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:15,183 Anyway, one more impact to the neck and you'll be paralyzed. 135 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,246 [gasp] My third-greatest fear! 136 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,452 Yeah, same basic plot as in the movie. 137 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:20,459 God, that sounds awesome! 138 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,358 It is. 139 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,918 But who's gonna stop Hooper? 140 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,464 Well, it's already out on DVD. 141 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,431 No -- the robot with the big tits! 142 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,399 Really sounds awesome. 143 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,298 It is. 144 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,200 - Anyway -- - Aah! 145 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,102 I actually have some thoughts on that. 146 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,230 DOCTOR: Oh, my god! 147 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,364 Now my neck's broken! 148 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,465 [ Sighs ] 149 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,600 [ Intercom beeps ] 150 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:38,974 ASHLEY: Oh, and there's a Wendell X to see you. 151 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:41,173 Yeah, so where is Wendell? 152 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,273 We could really use another gunhand. 153 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:46,217 You've got the Crab Man, the Bug Lady, and Val, 154 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,618 not to mention that perfidious whore -- 155 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:49,621 [ mumbling ] 156 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:50,781 Ah-ah! 157 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,450 Don't you -- down. Down. 158 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,826 Well, maybe you can whinge about how much you love Sinn 159 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,491 and hate me while you're missing the Hannah Montana concert. 160 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:00,397 What? 161 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,027 Eighth-row tickets at will-call, 162 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:07,973 claimable only with my picture 1.D. 163 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,175 Yeah, that's what I thought. 164 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,803 [ Mumbling ] 165 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,610 Well, I assumed we'd go together. 166 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,844 Gay. 167 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:18,885 No, that's cool. 168 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:22,252 Guess I'll have to celebrate our anniversary alone -- 169 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,847 or with Steve. 170 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,016 So listen. 171 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,991 About that rocket launcher... 172 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:27,891 [ cellphone beeps ] 173 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,656 [ Mumbling ] 174 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,992 Oh, right. 175 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,122 I'd embarrass you. 176 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,499 Oh, and I want to meet this hobbit of yours -- 177 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,037 Bobo Tea Baggins. 178 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,264 [gasps ] Oh, my god! 179 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,271 I just got that! 180 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,204 What? 181 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,206 Oh! 182 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,799 I-1 think I'm gonna throw up. 183 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,310 I think I'm gonna throw up! 184 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,038 How could you even say that? 185 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,206 I'm a freakin' force of nature here! 186 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,339 Yeah, and -- 187 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,542 Stop. Stop it! Stop it! 188 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:51,448 Oh. 189 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,849 I'll get you a new lamp. 190 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,217 Yeah, that was actually a sconce. 191 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,119 Still, though. 192 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,783 Yeah, it's just I kind of spent a lot of time, 193 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,987 you know, developing the Awesome " X" brand. 194 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,428 Totally, yeah, and it's understandable, you know -- 195 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,486 you're protective of it. 196 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,828 And I'd hate for you to go up there, and... 197 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,799 1 get it. 198 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,428 ...get your fat ass handed to you. 199 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,204 - Wow. - Yeah. 200 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,538 Just, uh, went ahead and put it out there. 201 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,543 Well... 202 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,442 Muffin-top X. 203 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,708 Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings. 204 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,442 Okay, you know what? 205 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:24,677 - Yeah, do it. - Really? 206 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,344 Yeah, 'cause either your dumb ass dies 207 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:29,855 or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror 208 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,984 about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb. 209 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,790 'Cause, uh, you know, big picture -- child support. 210 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:36,727 You gonna -- 211 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,491 XANDER: I'm not saying perform an abortion. 212 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,396 Oh, my god. 213 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,195 But let's see if you can't stab 214 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,929 that thing while it's still in her belly. 215 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,767 I could maybe stab her in the belly with a machete. 216 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,068 Well... 217 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,005 your words. 218 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,475 We shouldn't be on the same plane. 219 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:51,510 What if it goes down? 220 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,876 "A" --I've got a built-in parachute... 221 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,540 How does everybody have these? 222 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,743 ...a Presidential succession act... 223 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,411 the entire cabinet's up here. 224 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:03,218 And you're forgetting the Speaker of the House... 225 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,485 [gasps ] 226 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,355 ...the President pro tem of the Senate... 227 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,257 [gags] 228 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,762 ...and acting Secretary of Homeland Security, 229 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:10,660 Mr. Ford. 230 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,358 What's the matter -- too much ant poison? 231 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,164 [ laughs ] 232 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,398 Although he is kind of crazy. 233 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:19,302 No kidding. 234 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,000 So, scientists, what do we know about this giant, 235 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,133 hideous ant baby? 236 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:26,474 Well, this isn't really our field, but imagine a tiny, 237 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:27,377 tiny ant... 238 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,505 Okay. 239 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,607 ...and then a human mother 400,000 times his size... 240 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:32,777 TAQU'IL: Gotcha. 241 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:33,910 Mit a nice busen. 242 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,149 ...which -- and this is only speculation -- 243 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:39,988 would give you a monster ant baby 400,000 times 244 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:44,725 the size of a regular human baby. 245 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,432 Probably nourishing himself with trains. 246 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,934 - What? - Oh, my god. 247 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:49,935 Yeah. 248 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,835 I'm glad this ain't a train. 249 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,239 Well, this isn't really my field, 250 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,266 but I think we're looking at a perfectly healthy, uh... 251 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,244 ant baby. 252 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,748 A chitinous spawn grows within me! 253 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,148 And I don't know if you've been stretching, 254 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,118 but he's gonna be a big one. 255 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,155 [ laughs evilly ] 256 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,020 Yeah, and that's not getting old. 257 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,581 Really having second thoughts 258 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,388 about this whole Sisterhood of Chaos. 259 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,292 Wait. What? 260 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,295 No, no. Not you. 261 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,525 Yeah, 'cause I'm, like, totally charming. 262 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,565 Totally charming. 263 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:20,656 [ laughs evilly ] 264 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,826 [ Sighs ] Her, though... 265 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,596 - She's worse than Dane Cook. - Yeah. 266 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:28,437 You think your Deceptoids or whatever can, uh, kill her? 267 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,943 Mm...that might be a problem. 268 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,309 Oh, look at this! 269 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,540 - Love it! - Oh, my god. 270 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,877 You know, for when she starts getting her figure back? 271 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,383 You always get the best gifts. 272 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,281 Guys, guys, guys. 273 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,409 -[all gasp] - Lookit. 274 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,317 Oh, god! 275 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,912 That's great! 276 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,387 "Here comes trouble." 277 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,426 Well, we'd better think of something. 278 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,825 TAQU'IL: 'Cause here comes trouble! 279 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:49,760 STAN: Oh! 280 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:50,660 [ All screaming ] 281 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:51,925 My god, a missile! 282 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:52,931 We've been hit! 283 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,969 And you can thank Stephen Breyer for that! 284 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,401 HOBBIT: Um, here's the thing. 285 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,165 - Look here Hobbit... - That's actually my gay lover's. 286 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,833 Get the [bleep] out of my gazebo. 287 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,637 - I knew it! - Dude! 288 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,541 I knew it! 289 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,010 Everybody knew. 290 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,138 But, Mr. President, what about us? 291 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,581 Um... 292 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,049 stay gold, ponyboy! 293 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,552 - Aah! - Whoo-hoo! 294 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,385 Actually, now I wish this was the train. 295 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:17,855 Oh, no kidding. 296 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,552 Well, there's something you don't see every day. 297 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,458 [ laughs ] 298 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,393 Am I right? 299 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,488 Well, as long as it doesn't crash into the Annihila-- 300 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,657 [gasps ] Damn it! 301 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,757 VAL: What's up, cursey? 302 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:28,630 The Annihilatrix! 303 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:29,532 Yeah? 304 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,764 We left it completely unguarded. 305 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,704 [ laughs ] Duh-hoy. 306 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,241 Ha! 307 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,106 Completely unguarded. 308 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,636 Well, maybe things are finally looking up for your old man. 309 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:41,771 Hmm? What's that? 310 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,111 Wh-- oh. No. No. 311 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,810 Pull up. 312 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,316 Son of a whore! 313 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,525 [ Mumbling ] 314 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,185 Nope. 315 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,456 Did not have insurance. 20961