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Hold on. I gotta come up.
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I gotta take the world's
biggest fucking piss.
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We can't be late.
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We won't!
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- Who's holding?
- If you're not, then nobody.
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We were kind of hoping you were.
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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.
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It is not my fucking job to supply
y'all with weed when we go out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.
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You're getting angry kind of quick,
don't you think?
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- I was just teasing you.
- I'm not angry.
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It just would be nice if y'all didn't
just count on me all the fucking time,
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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.
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Okay, mean girl in a high school movie.
Are you through having a tantrum?
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- I'm not having a tantrum.
- Yes, you are.
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You've been in the car all of two seconds,
and you're already cursing at me.
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- I am not cursing at you.
- You said, "Jesus Christ, Shanna."
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And then,
before the sentence was over,
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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your "irritatance."
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All right. Come on, guys. Don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.
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One: It is not about the money.
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It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
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And two: We're not really fighting.
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Arlene, have you forgotten
what hanging out with Jungle Julia's like?
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That wasn't a fight.
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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch,
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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.
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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.
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Oh, billboard.
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So, what's the plan, man?
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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?
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- Of course.
- You're so good.
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I know.
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Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
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You bet your ass he is.
He's gonna be there with Jesse Letterman.
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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.
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He's got a big thing for Julia.
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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me
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as opposed to disappearing
for six months,
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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does,
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and on my birthday,
give me a fucking phone call.
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Oh, billboard.
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Yeah, but you get those legs
of yours around him, and it's all over.
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Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating
his house in the hills
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that I am also living in,
I'll let you know it worked.
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So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's,
touch base with Chris and Jesse,
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tell them about later,
and make damn sure they come.
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Those other guys will be waiting for us
to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.
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Oh, shit.
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Speaking of which, what happened
with you and Nate last night?
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Well, you know, not mu --
We just fucking met each other.
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I mean, if you don't
bust their balls a
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little bit, they're never
gonna respect you.
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Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.
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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?
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Nothing to write home about.
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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.
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Dressed, half-dressed or naked?
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Dressed. I said we made out.
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We didn't do the thing.
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Excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?
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You know, it's everything but.
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They call it "the thing"?
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I call it "the thing."
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Do guys like the thing?
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They like it better than no thing.
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Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.
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So, you're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?
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- Correct.
- Whose couch?
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- His or the one in your hotel room?
- What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?
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We started sitting up.
We worked our way to lying down.
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Mmm, the plot thickens.
Who was on top?
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I was straddling him.
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- What else?
- That was it.
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So we made out
for a little while on the couch,
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and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
so it's time for you to leave."
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And then he starts to whine,
"Oh, right now?"
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And I said, "Yep, right now.
Let's go."
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And he says,
"well, wait. what about this?"
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And I said, "No."
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He said, "What do you mean, no?
You don't even know what I'm gonna say."
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I said, "I already know
what you're gonna say,
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and the answer's no."
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He said, "How can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"
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I said, "Because you're gonna say,
'let's just go to sleep together.
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"'We don't gotta do nothing.
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"'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other,
wake up in the morning together.'
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No, you're gonna leave,
but I'll see you tomorrow."
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Yeah, fuck Nate.
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I mean, he's cute and all,
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but Jesse Letterman's
gonna be all over her.
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- Jesse Letterman --
- Remember, no hooking up tonight.
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You can hang out with him,
you can make out with him,
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but no hooking up with him,
because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight,
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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing.
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He said, "I am letting you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
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not you and a bunch of horny boys trying
to get their fuck on with my daughter."
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- Your dad talks like that?
- Hell, yeah!
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It's not like he ain't gonna know, either,
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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.
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Look, he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear.
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But, you know, when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang
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walking the floor of his lake house,
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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.
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And if you flirt shamelessly with him, like
the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat,
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you got a puppy dog for life.
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I have my own relationship
with Ben,
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and you're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.
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- You call her dad Ben?
- I'm not a child. That's his name.
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So when are the boys showing up?
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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.
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Maybe they can bring some pot.
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Fuck that. No.
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I don't wanna be either
A, depending on their fucking ass,
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or B, depending on their ass.
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Uh-uh. We don't score ourselves,
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we're gonna be stuck
with them all fucking night.
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Ooh, try Lanna Frank.
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Best idea you had all day.
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Oh, hey, that's your last billboard
before Guero's.
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Oh, come on.
Give me a break.
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"Oh, come on," my ass!
We said every time.
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Okay.
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Jules, let me get a drag?
Thanks.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, this is --
and I's U.T. days, Arlene.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.
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Oh.
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So you must be -- must be --
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So you must be the infamous Butterfly.
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Shh!
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She don't know nothing about it.
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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
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- Soon.
- Tell me what?
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Yeah, now thanks to you,
we gotta tell her sooner than later.
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All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
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I said a little somethin'-somethin'
about you on the air today.
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Julia, what the fuck did you say
about me on the radio?
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All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly
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who was in from out of town
for the weekend,
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and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,
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and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.
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And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,
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if they'd do something,
you'd do something.
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Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
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what did you say,
and what did you say I'd do?
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Anyhoo, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,
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or Marcy over here,
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who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,
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which, I think,
will give you a better idea
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of what you have in store
for you tonight.
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Okay, so just tell me your way.
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- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
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Okay, give Marcy your drink.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so, you're in a club or a bar,
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and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy
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or better be fucking hysterically funny,
but not funny-looking guy
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who you could fuck.
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- Got it.
- Okay, Marcy, take it.
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Howdy.
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Hi there.
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Excuse me, but your name
wouldn't be Butterfly, would it?
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Yes, it is. It seems you have me
at a disadvantage.
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Barry.
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Pleased to meet you, Barry.
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- Y'all are getting me hot.
- Shh!
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So, is, uh, Butterfly your real name?
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Yes, it is.
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And how'd you know my name, Barry?
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I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this morning.
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Oh, you did, did you?
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Oh, yeah. I listen to her show
every morning.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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Yeah. She's, like,
the coolest lady in town.
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Don't you think she's got a big ass?
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Nah, man.
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I like her ass that way.
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She got a black girl's ass.
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Well, that's what she always says,
but, natural fact,
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she doesn't really have
a black girl's ass.
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- She's got a big ass.
- Okay, what the fuck are you doing?
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Oh, look who wants to get
to the point all of a sudden.
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Okay, we'll get to the point.
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But for your information,
skinny bitch,
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black men and a whole lot
of motherfucking white men
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have had plenty fun
adoring my ass.
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I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.
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All right, if you're not gonna
buy me a drink, can I have mine back?
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No. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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So, Butterfly,
can I buy you a drink?
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- I'd love one.
- What can I get you?
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I'll take a margarita.
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Here you go.
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So, after they buy you a drink,
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when they raise their glass to toast,
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they look you dead in the eye
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and repeat this poem:
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"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep,
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"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
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"Did you hear me, Butterfly?
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Miles to go before you sleep."
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And then, if they say that ...
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you gotta give them a lap dance.
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What?
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If they call you Butterfly,
buy you a drink,
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repeat that poem,
you gotta give them a lap dance.
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That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothing.
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well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,
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everybody in Austin's
gonna think you're a chickenshit.
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And I don't think you want everybody
in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.
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I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.
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Oh, come on.
It's gonna be funny.
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Yeah, everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.
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Look, you don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.
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I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.
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So, some geek comes over,
trying to be cool,
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just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
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No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.
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But maybe a little later
in the evening,
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you've had a few drinks,
you're kind of loosey-goosey,
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you're safe with your girls,
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then some kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
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but not funny-looking guy
comes up and says it,
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then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.
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You made me trip.
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You made me trip,
you dumb bitch!
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Shut the --
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You fuckin' idiot!
234
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♪ Baby ♪
235
00:15:19,737 --> 00:15:22,405
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
236
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:24,742
♪ What they say ♪
237
00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:28,412
♪ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ♪
238
00:15:28,497 --> 00:15:31,915
♪ What can I do ♪
239
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,794
♪ Without you? ♪
240
00:15:34,878 --> 00:15:37,630
♪ Don't want nobody ♪
241
00:15:37,714 --> 00:15:40,049
♪ Nobody else ♪
242
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:49,017
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
243
00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:53,854
♪ Don't leave me alone ♪
244
00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:58,401
♪ Come on home ♪
245
00:16:00,196 --> 00:16:03,572
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
246
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:08,787
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
247
00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:12,123
Any dead soldiers here?
248
00:16:12,207 --> 00:16:14,125
Uh, these two. Thank you.
249
00:16:16,128 --> 00:16:17,753
Where the hell is Lanna Frank?
250
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,841
That's a good fucking question.
251
00:16:31,144 --> 00:16:33,185
Lanna Frank!
252
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:34,603
Where are you?
253
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:38,900
well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.
254
00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:41,194
Shit!
255
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,154
Hold on!
256
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,169
So where are you?
257
00:16:57,253 --> 00:17:00,173
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.
258
00:17:00,257 --> 00:17:02,300
No, we're not coming over there.
259
00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:05,385
You come over here
like you said you would.
260
00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:08,472
So, is it "Shawna" and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
261
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:10,933
- "Shawna"?
- Oh, fuck! I --
262
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:15,270
No. Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world
263
00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:18,231
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other,
264
00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:19,608
we all hate the name Shawna,
265
00:17:19,692 --> 00:17:22,027
and we really hate it
when people call us Shawna.
266
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:03,487
Just remember, it's Shanna
Banana, not Shawna Banawna.
267
00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:06,614
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.
268
00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:08,241
Yeah. I mean ...
269
00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:10,910
it wasn't bullish, but ...
270
00:18:36,729 --> 00:18:39,355
Okay, Warren's sending over shots.
271
00:18:39,439 --> 00:18:40,982
And you know the house rule:
272
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If he sends over shots,
you've gotta do them.
273
00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:46,029
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.
274
00:18:46,114 --> 00:18:47,823
Warren says it, we do it!
275
00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:52,077
I love that philosophy:
"Warren says it, we do it."
276
00:18:52,161 --> 00:18:55,289
- So let's do it!
- What is it?
277
00:18:55,373 --> 00:18:57,291
Hey, shot first, questions later.
278
00:18:57,375 --> 00:19:00,127
Here we go! Post time!
279
00:19:00,211 --> 00:19:01,628
Mmm!
280
00:19:04,048 --> 00:19:06,300
Whoo-hoo!
281
00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:07,844
Ow!
282
00:19:09,595 --> 00:19:13,056
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?
283
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:14,516
What the fuck is it?
284
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:19,563
Chartreuse, the only liquor so good,
they named a color after it.
285
00:19:21,399 --> 00:19:23,108
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
286
00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:25,360
Not me.
287
00:19:25,445 --> 00:19:27,529
- I'm going out for a smoke.
- Okay.
288
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:29,947
But careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?
289
00:19:30,032 --> 00:19:31,658
You'll blow up the joint.
290
00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:47,050
Drinks. What can I get you?
Shanna Banana?
291
00:19:47,134 --> 00:19:49,719
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.
292
00:19:49,803 --> 00:19:52,763
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic, no ice.
293
00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:55,350
Good boy.
294
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:58,227
Oh.
295
00:20:00,189 --> 00:20:03,441
♪ I found out ♪
296
00:20:03,525 --> 00:20:07,362
♪ Years I lost ♪
297
00:20:07,446 --> 00:20:11,699
♪ I found it so hard myself ♪
298
00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:16,037
♪ What's been seen
by everyone else ♪
299
00:20:16,121 --> 00:20:19,875
Oh, hey, Punky, uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
300
00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:56,369
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- Whoa!
301
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:59,248
You scared the fuck
out of me, you shitty asshole!
302
00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:02,000
I swear, Arlene,
I was not trying to scare you.
303
00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:03,751
I just got lucky.
304
00:21:03,836 --> 00:21:06,630
Oh, hardy-fucking-har.
Go inside.
305
00:21:06,714 --> 00:21:08,424
- Wait a minute.
- Why?
306
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:11,051
- I was thinking we could make out.
- What, on a porch?
307
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:12,928
Not even in the bar,
but in front of the entrance?
308
00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:15,264
- Forget it.
- No, in my car.
309
00:21:15,348 --> 00:21:17,724
What, out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
310
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,018
Not in my car it's not.
311
00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:21,980
Look, you won't get wet.
312
00:21:22,064 --> 00:21:24,189
I promise you.
313
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:28,694
You know, most guys
wouldn't brag about that.
314
00:21:28,778 --> 00:21:32,281
Ha-ha-ha.
You know what I mean.
315
00:21:32,365 --> 00:21:36,993
Look, I know you guys are going
to Lake LBJ, and we can't come.
316
00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:38,620
I wanna make out!
317
00:21:38,705 --> 00:21:41,915
Okay, just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.
318
00:21:47,547 --> 00:21:49,173
Okay, but I don't want it
super-fucking obvious
319
00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:51,133
to everybody
in the bar I've been gone,
320
00:21:51,217 --> 00:21:54,012
so we'll go in your car, we'll make out
for six minutes and that's it.
321
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:55,096
- Deal?
- Great.
322
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,597
No, no, no. Deal or no deal?
323
00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:59,016
If you're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes,
324
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,143
we can just walk back inside
the fucking bar right now.
325
00:22:01,227 --> 00:22:02,770
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.
326
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,273
And no begging.
When you say done, it's done.
327
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,483
I'm gonna remember
you said that.
328
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:09,109
Okay, let's go.
329
00:22:10,946 --> 00:22:12,322
Oh, you got two jobs:
330
00:22:12,406 --> 00:22:15,200
kiss good and make sure
my hair don't get wet.
331
00:22:36,305 --> 00:22:39,348
♪ It was early, early one morning ♪
332
00:22:39,432 --> 00:22:42,560
♪ When I heard my bulldog bark ♪
333
00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:45,897
♪ 'Twas Staggolee and Billy DeLyon ♪
334
00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:47,606
♪ Squabbling in the dark ♪
335
00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:50,276
Now look, you can't look like
you're trying to get her out of here
336
00:22:50,361 --> 00:22:51,736
before Christian Simonson shows up,
337
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:54,531
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.
338
00:22:54,615 --> 00:22:55,615
But what's the point?
339
00:22:55,699 --> 00:22:57,743
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake LBJ,
340
00:22:57,826 --> 00:23:00,370
and it's no guys --
absolutely no guys.
341
00:23:00,454 --> 00:23:03,248
Okay, so after we bring
the girls drinks,
342
00:23:03,332 --> 00:23:07,836
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
343
00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:10,380
You think they're
gonna fall for that?
344
00:23:10,464 --> 00:23:13,259
We'll be very convincing.
345
00:23:13,343 --> 00:23:15,636
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
346
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,097
We go to Jäger shots.
347
00:23:18,181 --> 00:23:20,557
Man, they're not gonna
drink Jäger shots.
348
00:23:20,641 --> 00:23:24,186
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
a fucking bitch'll drink anything.
349
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:25,938
Come on, dude, we can at least
get one shot of Jäger
350
00:23:26,022 --> 00:23:27,565
down these fucking bitches' throats.
351
00:23:27,649 --> 00:23:29,608
After that, we'll see if they got
another Jäger shot in them.
352
00:23:29,693 --> 00:23:30,693
You never know.
353
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,320
That could be the shot that puts
them past the point of "fuck it."
354
00:23:33,405 --> 00:23:35,197
Then all of a sudden,
"no guys at the lake house"
355
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:36,907
turns into "a couple of guys
at the lake house."
356
00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:38,409
My point exactly.
357
00:23:38,493 --> 00:23:40,785
I know I can at least get
Shanna "Suck My" Banana
358
00:23:40,869 --> 00:23:42,161
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
359
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,414
What's Julia's sweet shot?
360
00:23:44,498 --> 00:23:46,041
- Key lime pie.
- Oh, come on.
361
00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:48,961
Even fucking Leroy Brown'd
do one more for dessert.
362
00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:53,966
Dude, check it out.
363
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:55,926
I wonder if B.J.
brought the Bear with him.
364
00:23:56,011 --> 00:23:58,429
♪ Well, the last time he shot him ♪
365
00:23:58,513 --> 00:24:00,346
Jesus!
366
00:24:00,431 --> 00:24:02,850
♪ Eastbound and down ♪
367
00:24:02,934 --> 00:24:06,854
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.
368
00:24:06,938 --> 00:24:10,191
Could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace, please?
369
00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:14,903
♪ See the hole I shot in his head ♪
370
00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:17,741
♪ The high sheriff told the deputies ♪
371
00:24:17,825 --> 00:24:20,869
♪ Get your pistols and come with me ♪
372
00:24:20,953 --> 00:24:24,246
♪ We got to go
and arrest the bad man ♪
373
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:27,375
♪ Known as Staggolee ♪
374
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:30,337
♪ The deputies took their pistols ♪
375
00:24:30,421 --> 00:24:33,340
♪ They laid them on the shelf ♪
376
00:24:33,424 --> 00:24:36,635
♪ If you want that bad man Staggolee ♪
377
00:24:36,719 --> 00:24:39,471
♪ You'll have to arrest him yourself ♪
378
00:24:39,555 --> 00:24:42,139
♪ The high sheriff asked the bartender ♪
379
00:24:42,223 --> 00:24:44,350
And where did you two
disappear to?
380
00:24:44,434 --> 00:24:47,102
I had to get something out of the car,
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
381
00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:48,855
to escort me with his umbrella.
382
00:24:48,939 --> 00:24:51,316
Ah, good for you, Nate.
383
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,400
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?
384
00:24:56,113 --> 00:24:57,739
Who, the dirty hippie?
385
00:24:57,823 --> 00:24:59,658
Meow. She's not a hippie.
386
00:24:59,742 --> 00:25:02,494
She might as well be a hippie.
387
00:25:02,578 --> 00:25:05,080
Thank you, Timmy boy.
388
00:25:05,164 --> 00:25:07,832
well, do you know
what just happened to her?
389
00:25:07,917 --> 00:25:11,586
No. But I know she's a skinny,
fake-blonde bitch.
390
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:15,173
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story.
391
00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:16,841
What about her?
392
00:25:19,595 --> 00:25:23,890
Hey, Warren, is there anybody in this place
you could vouch for to give me a ride home?
393
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:29,021
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
394
00:25:29,106 --> 00:25:30,690
You've been eavesdropping?
395
00:25:30,774 --> 00:25:33,776
Oh, eavesdropping
and can't help but hear.
396
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:36,862
I think I belong
in the latter category.
397
00:25:36,947 --> 00:25:38,781
So, uh, Icy Hot,
398
00:25:38,865 --> 00:25:41,200
are you offering me a ride home?
399
00:25:41,284 --> 00:25:44,786
I'm offering you a lift if,
when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
400
00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:47,372
And when are you thinking
about leaving?
401
00:25:47,456 --> 00:25:49,708
Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.
402
00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:53,713
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.
403
00:25:53,797 --> 00:25:55,547
Will you be able to, uh, drive later?
404
00:25:55,631 --> 00:25:58,800
I know looks can be deceiving,
405
00:25:58,884 --> 00:26:00,553
but I'm a teetotaler.
406
00:26:00,637 --> 00:26:03,013
I've been drinking club soda
and lime all night,
407
00:26:03,098 --> 00:26:04,890
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.
408
00:26:04,975 --> 00:26:06,516
Which is what?
409
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,228
Virgin piña colada.
410
00:26:09,312 --> 00:26:13,065
Okay. Why would someone
who doesn't drink
411
00:26:13,150 --> 00:26:16,360
spend hours at a bar
drinking water?
412
00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:19,572
A bar offers all kind of things
other than alcohol.
413
00:26:19,656 --> 00:26:22,408
Mmm. Really?
414
00:26:22,492 --> 00:26:24,202
Like what?
415
00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:29,331
Women, nacho grande platters,
416
00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:32,043
the fellowship of some
fascinating individuals,
417
00:26:32,128 --> 00:26:33,253
like Warren here.
418
00:26:34,881 --> 00:26:37,965
Alcohol is just a lubricant
for all the individual encounters
419
00:26:38,049 --> 00:26:39,760
that a barroom offers.
420
00:26:39,844 --> 00:26:42,095
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
421
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:45,390
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
422
00:26:45,475 --> 00:26:47,224
I'm a stuntman.
423
00:26:47,309 --> 00:26:51,187
But that's a very easy mistake to make.
424
00:26:51,271 --> 00:26:53,522
How do you know my name?
425
00:26:53,607 --> 00:26:56,485
When you were talking with Warren,
426
00:26:56,569 --> 00:26:59,528
couldn't help but overhear.
427
00:26:59,613 --> 00:27:02,364
Fair enough.
So what's your name, Icy?
428
00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:06,036
Stuntman Mike.
429
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,703
Stuntman Mike's your name?
430
00:27:08,872 --> 00:27:11,792
You ask anybody.
431
00:27:11,876 --> 00:27:14,795
Hey, Warren, who is this guy?
432
00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:16,546
Stuntman Mike.
433
00:27:16,631 --> 00:27:19,841
- And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
- He's a stuntman.
434
00:27:19,926 --> 00:27:22,803
Warren, six shots of Wild Turkey!
435
00:27:22,887 --> 00:27:25,597
♪ And I just got to know ♪
436
00:27:25,681 --> 00:27:27,975
♪ Should I forgive ♪
437
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:32,270
♪ And find somebody else ♪
438
00:27:32,355 --> 00:27:35,983
♪ You know, I stood yesterday ♪
439
00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:37,360
Yeah!
440
00:27:37,444 --> 00:27:41,196
- ♪ Oh, I can't stand it again ♪
- Yeah.
441
00:27:42,657 --> 00:27:45,451
- Let's do 'em.
- Salud.
442
00:27:45,536 --> 00:27:47,286
Down the snatch.
443
00:27:47,371 --> 00:27:51,832
You know, Pam,
I think it's time for my big drink.
444
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:53,667
well, Stuntman Mike,
445
00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:57,671
since I have a tab here,
can I buy you that virgin piña colada?
446
00:27:57,755 --> 00:28:00,006
Thank you, Pam.
That would be lovely.
447
00:28:00,091 --> 00:28:04,678
warren, a, uh, virgin piña colada
for my stuntman friend,
448
00:28:04,762 --> 00:28:07,431
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
449
00:28:07,516 --> 00:28:10,183
Cabo Wabo, virgin.
450
00:28:41,092 --> 00:28:44,260
♪ People, I've been misled ♪
451
00:28:45,679 --> 00:28:49,474
♪ And I've been afraid ♪
452
00:28:50,518 --> 00:28:53,603
♪ I've been hit in the head ♪
453
00:28:53,687 --> 00:28:56,898
♪ And left for dead ♪
454
00:28:56,982 --> 00:28:59,317
♪ I've been abused ♪
455
00:29:00,611 --> 00:29:04,488
♪ And I've been accused ♪
456
00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:08,284
♪ I've been refused ♪
457
00:29:08,368 --> 00:29:11,079
♪ A piece of bread ♪
458
00:29:11,164 --> 00:29:13,497
Hi, honey. Lanna Frank.
459
00:29:13,582 --> 00:29:15,583
- Mwah! Hey, baby.
- How are you?
460
00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:18,962
- ♪ In my life before ♪
- Hey.
461
00:29:19,047 --> 00:29:22,674
Hey. What's shaking, bacon?
462
00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:24,926
Hey!
463
00:29:26,554 --> 00:29:29,181
♪ I want you to stop ♪
464
00:29:29,265 --> 00:29:31,516
It's about fucking time!
465
00:29:31,601 --> 00:29:34,269
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
466
00:29:34,354 --> 00:29:37,314
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
467
00:29:37,398 --> 00:29:39,024
What?
468
00:29:39,108 --> 00:29:42,028
That table. Seems to keep,
um, getting your attention.
469
00:29:42,112 --> 00:29:44,988
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?
470
00:29:45,073 --> 00:29:48,951
- Yep.
- She sure is a striking-looking woman.
471
00:29:49,035 --> 00:29:50,954
It's got gin, tequila --
472
00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:53,456
- Look at that hair.
- Lots of leave-in conditioner.
473
00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:58,543
- Is that jealousy I detect?
- Hardly.
474
00:29:58,628 --> 00:30:02,589
But if you wanna get with, uh, Jungle
Julia, there's a real easy way to do that.
475
00:30:02,674 --> 00:30:03,799
- Really?
- Yeah.
476
00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:06,009
- What would that be?
- Get famous.
477
00:30:06,094 --> 00:30:08,261
You won't have to find her.
She'll find you.
478
00:30:08,346 --> 00:30:11,640
And you don't even wanna know
what she did for that billboard.
479
00:30:11,724 --> 00:30:14,644
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
You've earned it.
480
00:30:14,728 --> 00:30:16,645
What did she ever do to you?
481
00:30:16,729 --> 00:30:19,189
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.
482
00:30:19,273 --> 00:30:21,442
That's what she did to me.
483
00:30:21,527 --> 00:30:24,278
She was her height right now at 12.
484
00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:25,988
She was a monster.
485
00:30:26,072 --> 00:30:27,990
Half the guys she still fucks
from the old class,
486
00:30:28,074 --> 00:30:30,034
she used to beat up and terrorize
in the fifth grade.
487
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,745
I see. And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?
488
00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:34,455
That pituitary case?
489
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:35,998
Might've kicked my ass
a couple of times.
490
00:30:36,082 --> 00:30:39,043
Sorry. I'm built like a girl,
not a black man.
491
00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:42,755
But I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
492
00:31:14,413 --> 00:31:18,124
Hey, are you famous or something?
493
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:19,667
Or something.
494
00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:22,170
No, no, no. Really.
495
00:31:22,254 --> 00:31:24,839
Hey, what do you do?
496
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,467
Really?
497
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:30,136
What I do is work my ass off
to get my own record label off the ground.
498
00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:33,098
But why that girl
wanted a picture of me
499
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,184
is because I'm a local deejay.
500
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,771
Wait a minute.
501
00:31:39,855 --> 00:31:43,442
You got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
502
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:47,446
Yeah. I got one there,
too, Zatoichi.
503
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,576
Yeah.
504
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,912
Jungle Julia Lucai.
505
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,915
Stuntman Mike McKay.
506
00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:01,543
Well, good to meet you,
Stuntman Mike.
507
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,879
Now, my friends and I are gonna
continue to get our weed on.
508
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:06,673
- Would you care for some?
- Thank you, Julia.
509
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,884
But just the same, no, thanks.
510
00:32:09,968 --> 00:32:11,969
- Suit yourself.
- But, you know --
511
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:25,192
Aw, shit. Oh, God.
512
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,446
Sorry. It's nothing.
513
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,450
What the fuck was that?
514
00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,911
Actually, I do want you
to have a shot.
515
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,958
You got some voucher here.
516
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:41,625
I asked him what movies
you worked on.
517
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,502
No fucking clue.
518
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:46,923
well, technically, I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.
519
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:49,592
I mean, he shows me
an episode of High Chaparall,
520
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:52,345
a guy falls off a horse,
he says it's him.
521
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:56,349
You know the show The Virginian?
522
00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:00,938
Yeah, well, there was another actor
on that show -- Gary Clarke --
523
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,856
and I looked like him a bit.
524
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:05,984
Obviously,
before I cut myself shaving.
525
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:07,819
Oh, I like it.
526
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:12,322
Well, damn if you ain't so sweet,
you make sugar taste just like salt.
527
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:16,161
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.
528
00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:19,706
And, uh, then that show
turned into The Men of Shiloh,
529
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:22,457
they brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.
530
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,712
From that point on,
I specialized mostly in car stunts.
531
00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:29,632
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of Vegas.
532
00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:31,886
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
533
00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:34,929
And then Bob did another show -- Gavilan,
534
00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:37,599
and he brought me
with him on that till ...
535
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:41,770
And after that ...
536
00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:47,734
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talking about?
537
00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:49,445
Sorry.
538
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,989
- No.
- No.
539
00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:58,871
So, how exactly does one
become a stuntman,
540
00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:00,956
Stuntman Mike?
541
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,292
Well, in Hollywood,
542
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:06,212
anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs
543
00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:08,214
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.
544
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:11,050
But, really, I got into the business
545
00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:12,760
the way most people
get in the stunt business.
546
00:34:12,844 --> 00:34:15,595
- How's that?
- My brother got me in it.
547
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,014
- Well, who's your brother?
- Stuntman Bob.
548
00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:27,691
I'm trying to get these two shows
happening in New York for November.
549
00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:34,240
- I'm ready to blaze.
- Finally. Yeah.
550
00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:36,992
- You need to catch up with us.
- Now the party can start.
551
00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:38,077
Yep.
552
00:34:38,161 --> 00:34:40,412
Anyhoo, I'm sorry.
553
00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:43,040
Will you forgive me?
554
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:47,253
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
555
00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:50,297
- Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
- Mm-hmm.
556
00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,050
How about your little friend?
You wanna bring him?
557
00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:53,802
I thought no boys.
558
00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:55,845
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.
559
00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:58,514
So, how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
560
00:34:58,598 --> 00:35:00,267
Us girls.
561
00:35:00,351 --> 00:35:03,103
Good idea.
562
00:35:03,187 --> 00:35:04,854
Ladies.
563
00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,733
Thanks.
564
00:35:08,818 --> 00:35:10,777
Cheers, Butterfly.
565
00:35:13,197 --> 00:35:17,324
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
566
00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:22,788
"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
567
00:35:22,872 --> 00:35:26,001
"Did you hear me, Butterfly?
568
00:35:26,085 --> 00:35:30,296
Miles to go before you sleep."
569
00:35:31,549 --> 00:35:33,174
Sorry, Stuntman Burt --
570
00:35:33,301 --> 00:35:34,509
Mike.
571
00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:37,970
Mike. She already
broke off that dance.
572
00:35:38,054 --> 00:35:41,016
Is that true?
573
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:43,810
Did I miss my chance?
574
00:35:46,564 --> 00:35:48,565
Do I frighten you?
575
00:35:53,195 --> 00:35:54,864
Is it my scar?
576
00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:58,825
It's your car.
577
00:35:58,909 --> 00:36:01,119
Ah. Yeah, I know.
578
00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:02,955
Sorry.
579
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,041
It's my mom's car.
580
00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:09,753
Have you been following us?
581
00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:12,006
No. But that's what
I love about Austin.
582
00:36:12,090 --> 00:36:14,175
It's just so damn small.
583
00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:17,553
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.
584
00:36:17,637 --> 00:36:20,513
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
585
00:36:20,598 --> 00:36:23,350
You saw my car, I saw your legs.
586
00:36:23,434 --> 00:36:26,771
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
587
00:36:26,855 --> 00:36:28,856
So you really weren't following us?
588
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:30,190
I'm not following you, Butterfly.
589
00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:33,443
I just got lucky.
590
00:36:34,988 --> 00:36:39,283
So, how about that lap dance?
591
00:36:39,368 --> 00:36:41,201
Sorry. It was a one-time-only offer,
592
00:36:41,285 --> 00:36:44,663
and she did it earlier
this evening at Anton's.
593
00:36:44,748 --> 00:36:47,041
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?
594
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,877
I'm good that way.
595
00:36:49,961 --> 00:36:51,754
And you look a little touchéd.
596
00:36:51,838 --> 00:36:54,215
- What's "touchéd"?
- Wounded slightly.
597
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,092
Why should I be wounded?
598
00:36:56,176 --> 00:36:58,595
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,
599
00:36:58,679 --> 00:37:02,556
but from your look,
I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
600
00:37:02,641 --> 00:37:05,101
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?
601
00:37:06,854 --> 00:37:10,065
There are few things
as fetching as a bruised ego
602
00:37:10,149 --> 00:37:12,108
on a beautiful angel.
603
00:37:15,405 --> 00:37:18,448
So ...
604
00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:23,244
how about that lap dance?
605
00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,830
I think I'm gonna have to
give you a rain check.
606
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,961
well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,
607
00:37:31,045 --> 00:37:34,839
that rain check will be worthless.
608
00:37:34,923 --> 00:37:37,926
But that's okay.
609
00:37:38,010 --> 00:37:40,595
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
610
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,431
You're still a nice girl,
611
00:37:43,515 --> 00:37:46,309
and I still like you.
612
00:37:46,436 --> 00:37:49,855
But I must warn you of something.
613
00:37:49,939 --> 00:37:51,940
You know how people say ...
614
00:37:52,024 --> 00:37:54,151
"You're okay in my book,"
615
00:37:54,235 --> 00:37:57,529
or, "In my book, that's no good"?
616
00:37:57,613 --> 00:38:02,869
Well, I actually have a book.
617
00:38:02,953 --> 00:38:04,828
And everybody I ever meet
618
00:38:04,912 --> 00:38:07,205
goes in this book.
619
00:38:07,290 --> 00:38:11,252
And now I've met you,
and you're going in the book.
620
00:38:12,921 --> 00:38:18,468
Except I'm afraid I must file you ...
621
00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:22,638
under "chickenshit."
622
00:38:22,723 --> 00:38:24,723
And what if I did it?
623
00:38:24,807 --> 00:38:29,478
Well, I definitely couldn't file you
under "chickenshit" then, now, could I?
624
00:38:29,562 --> 00:38:32,063
What's your name again?
625
00:38:32,148 --> 00:38:33,148
Stuntman Mike.
626
00:38:33,232 --> 00:38:36,985
Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly.
627
00:38:37,069 --> 00:38:41,866
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
628
00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:44,327
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.
629
00:38:44,411 --> 00:38:48,371
why don't you go get ready
for your lap dance?
630
00:39:01,637 --> 00:39:05,474
what about "kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
631
00:39:05,558 --> 00:39:08,059
but not funny-looking guy
who you could fuck"
632
00:39:08,143 --> 00:39:09,519
did you not understand?
633
00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:36,546
♪ A-down in a-Mexicali ♪
634
00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:41,551
♪ There's a crazy little
place that I know ♪
635
00:39:41,635 --> 00:39:46,515
♪ Where the drinks are hotter
than the chili sauce ♪
636
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:50,977
♪ And the boss is a cat named Joe ♪
637
00:39:51,061 --> 00:39:53,939
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪
638
00:39:54,023 --> 00:39:56,441
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪
639
00:39:56,568 --> 00:40:01,238
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
640
00:40:01,322 --> 00:40:04,241
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪
641
00:40:04,325 --> 00:40:06,577
♪ And a black moustache ♪
642
00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:10,914
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
643
00:40:10,999 --> 00:40:16,044
♪ Well, the first time
that I saw him ♪
644
00:40:16,129 --> 00:40:21,049
♪ He was a-sitting on a "piana" stool ♪
645
00:40:21,134 --> 00:40:25,805
♪ I said-a, "Tell me, man,
when does the fun begin"? ♪
646
00:40:25,889 --> 00:40:29,142
♪ He just winked his eye and said ♪
647
00:40:29,225 --> 00:40:30,726
♪ "Man, be cool" ♪
648
00:40:30,810 --> 00:40:33,562
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪
649
00:40:33,646 --> 00:40:35,731
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪
650
00:40:35,815 --> 00:40:40,652
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
651
00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:43,488
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪
652
00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:45,866
♪ And a black moustache ♪
653
00:40:45,950 --> 00:40:51,204
♪ In a honky-tonk
down in Mexico, in Mexico ♪
654
00:40:51,289 --> 00:40:55,876
- ♪ All of a sudden, in walks a chick ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
655
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:00,214
- ♪ Joe starts playing on a Latin kick ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
656
00:41:00,299 --> 00:41:04,344
- ♪ Around her waist
she wore three fishnets ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
657
00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:06,522
♪ She started dancing
with the castanets ♪
658
00:41:06,535 --> 00:41:08,640
♪ In Mexico ♪
659
00:41:08,724 --> 00:41:12,644
- ♪ I didn't know just what to expect ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
660
00:41:12,728 --> 00:41:16,856
- ♪ She threw her arms around my neck ♪
- ♪ In Mexico ♪
661
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:18,805
♪ We started dancing
all around the floor ♪
662
00:41:18,818 --> 00:41:20,694
♪ In Mexico ♪
663
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:24,614
♪ And then she did a dance
I never saw before ♪
664
00:41:24,698 --> 00:41:29,161
♪ So if you're south of the border ♪
665
00:41:29,245 --> 00:41:33,915
♪ I mean, a-down in a-Mexico ♪
666
00:41:33,999 --> 00:41:36,668
♪ And you wanna get straight, man ♪
667
00:41:36,752 --> 00:41:38,670
♪ Don't hesitate ♪
668
00:41:38,754 --> 00:41:42,673
♪ Just look up a cat named Joe ♪
669
00:41:42,757 --> 00:41:45,093
♪ He wears a red bandana ♪
670
00:41:45,177 --> 00:41:47,804
♪ Plays a cool "piana" ♪
671
00:41:47,888 --> 00:41:52,226
♪ In a honky-tonk down in Mexico ♪
672
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:55,103
♪ He wears a purple sash ♪
673
00:41:55,187 --> 00:41:57,438
♪ And a black moustache ♪
674
00:41:57,523 --> 00:41:59,023
♪ In a honky -- ♪
675
00:42:01,361 --> 00:42:03,194
I'm driving.
676
00:42:03,278 --> 00:42:05,446
we're gonna go somewhere else.
We're gonna go hang out.
677
00:42:05,531 --> 00:42:07,532
- You ready to go?
- Yeah.
678
00:42:07,616 --> 00:42:10,035
- Bye.
- Bye.
679
00:42:12,872 --> 00:42:14,706
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
680
00:42:16,459 --> 00:42:19,461
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
681
00:42:19,546 --> 00:42:21,755
He's just giving me a ride.
682
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,259
- Oh, no doubt.
- Have a nice ride!
683
00:42:26,928 --> 00:42:29,054
Look, double fucks ...
684
00:42:31,934 --> 00:42:34,810
uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him.
685
00:42:34,894 --> 00:42:37,730
I can hear you.
686
00:42:37,814 --> 00:42:41,734
- He's old enough to be my dad --
- I can still hear you.
687
00:42:44,154 --> 00:42:47,740
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
688
00:42:53,246 --> 00:42:55,163
Wow, that's fucking scary.
689
00:42:55,247 --> 00:42:56,915
Yeah, well,
I wanted it to be impressive.
690
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,878
Scary tends to impress.
691
00:43:00,962 --> 00:43:02,755
Is it safe?
692
00:43:02,839 --> 00:43:05,758
Oh, it's better than safe.
It's death proof.
693
00:43:05,842 --> 00:43:08,427
How do you make a car death proof?
694
00:43:08,511 --> 00:43:10,304
well, that's what stuntmen do.
695
00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:12,891
You've seen a movie
where a car gets into some smash-up
696
00:43:12,975 --> 00:43:15,893
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
697
00:43:15,977 --> 00:43:17,060
Yeah.
698
00:43:17,145 --> 00:43:18,896
Well, how do you think
they accomplish that?
699
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:21,608
CGI?
700
00:43:21,692 --> 00:43:25,945
well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays,
more often than not, you're right.
701
00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:28,948
But back in the all-or-nothing days,
the Vanishing Point days,
702
00:43:29,033 --> 00:43:31,201
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
703
00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:33,119
the White Line Fever days --
704
00:43:33,204 --> 00:43:35,915
real cars
smashing into real cars
705
00:43:35,999 --> 00:43:38,792
with real dumb people
driving them.
706
00:43:38,876 --> 00:43:42,003
So, you give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,
707
00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:44,297
take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere,
708
00:43:44,381 --> 00:43:49,718
and voilà, you got yourself
a death-proof automobile.
709
00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:51,805
That makes sense.
710
00:43:51,889 --> 00:43:54,182
I just didn't know you could
make a car death proof.
711
00:43:54,266 --> 00:43:56,184
Hell, I can drive this baby
into a brick wall
712
00:43:56,268 --> 00:44:00,396
doing 125 miles an hour
just for the experience.
713
00:44:07,364 --> 00:44:09,364
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
714
00:44:09,448 --> 00:44:11,157
well, this is a movie car.
715
00:44:11,242 --> 00:44:14,285
Sometimes when you're shooting a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car.
716
00:44:14,370 --> 00:44:16,914
You know, shoot the crash
from the inside.
717
00:44:16,998 --> 00:44:19,833
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a crash box. Here.
718
00:44:21,627 --> 00:44:23,170
There you go.
719
00:44:24,714 --> 00:44:26,841
You know, when you asked
to drive me home,
720
00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:28,842
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.
721
00:44:28,926 --> 00:44:31,846
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.
722
00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:35,224
You asked me for a ride, and I said yes.
But look at the bright side, Pam.
723
00:44:35,308 --> 00:44:38,352
I won't be getting fresh
putting my hand on your knee.
724
00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:42,982
That is the bright side.
725
00:44:43,066 --> 00:44:45,693
I thought so.
726
00:45:10,301 --> 00:45:12,636
Well, Pam, which way you going?
727
00:45:12,721 --> 00:45:14,555
- Left or right?
- Right.
728
00:45:14,639 --> 00:45:17,141
Ah, that's too bad.
729
00:45:17,225 --> 00:45:18,476
Why?
730
00:45:18,561 --> 00:45:22,229
Well, because there was a 50-50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.
731
00:45:22,314 --> 00:45:24,398
You see, we're both going left.
732
00:45:24,482 --> 00:45:26,693
You could've just as easily
been going left, too,
733
00:45:26,777 --> 00:45:27,903
and if that was the case,
734
00:45:27,987 --> 00:45:30,447
it would've been a while
before you started getting scared.
735
00:45:30,531 --> 00:45:32,990
But since you're going the other way,
736
00:45:33,074 --> 00:45:34,951
I'm afraid ...
737
00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:39,247
you're gonna have to start
getting scared ... immediately.
738
00:45:39,332 --> 00:45:41,458
What the fuck?
739
00:45:49,926 --> 00:45:51,926
Cocksucking motherfucker!
740
00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:53,761
Just fucking let me out of here!
741
00:45:53,845 --> 00:45:55,095
I'll fucking rip your fucking --
742
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:56,513
Stop the fucking car!
743
00:46:38,892 --> 00:46:41,852
Okay, here's the thing.
744
00:46:41,979 --> 00:46:44,145
I get it.
745
00:46:44,230 --> 00:46:47,650
I -- I know it's a joke,
and it's super-funny.
746
00:46:47,734 --> 00:46:51,779
Um, but if you just stop right now,
747
00:46:51,863 --> 00:46:54,156
you know, and -- and -- and let me out,
748
00:46:54,241 --> 00:46:57,367
I'll never tell anybody,
because I know it's a joke.
749
00:46:57,451 --> 00:46:59,369
I know all about jokes.
750
00:47:00,913 --> 00:47:03,624
I promise everything will be fine.
751
00:47:03,709 --> 00:47:06,376
Just -- Just -- Just let me out,
752
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,586
please, and -- and --
753
00:47:08,671 --> 00:47:10,506
Hey, Pam,
754
00:47:10,590 --> 00:47:13,843
remember when I said
this car was death proof?
755
00:47:14,845 --> 00:47:17,178
well, that wasn't a lie.
756
00:47:17,263 --> 00:47:20,349
This car is 100% death proof.
757
00:47:20,434 --> 00:47:23,644
Only, to get the benefit of it, honey,
758
00:47:23,729 --> 00:47:27,106
you really need to be
sitting in my seat.
759
00:48:04,394 --> 00:48:08,355
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
760
00:48:22,371 --> 00:48:23,371
No, no, no, no.
761
00:48:23,456 --> 00:48:27,417
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
762
00:48:27,502 --> 00:48:30,420
So you got it?
Thanks, honey.
763
00:48:30,505 --> 00:48:33,090
You're gonna play it next song, right?
764
00:48:33,174 --> 00:48:35,592
Good boy.
765
00:48:35,676 --> 00:48:38,304
Growl.
766
00:48:38,388 --> 00:48:40,430
Bye-bye.
767
00:48:40,515 --> 00:48:42,099
Who do you wanna hear?
768
00:48:42,183 --> 00:48:43,850
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
769
00:48:43,935 --> 00:48:45,186
Who?
770
00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:48,314
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
771
00:48:48,398 --> 00:48:50,107
Who the fuck are they?
772
00:48:50,191 --> 00:48:54,153
For your information, Pete Townshend,
at one point, almost quit The Who,
773
00:48:54,238 --> 00:48:56,656
and if he had,
he would've ended up in this group,
774
00:48:56,740 --> 00:49:00,617
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete.
775
00:49:00,701 --> 00:49:03,036
And if you ask me, he should have.
776
00:49:03,121 --> 00:49:06,414
That's my boy!
777
00:49:18,554 --> 00:49:20,762
♪ Hold tight, count to three ♪
778
00:49:20,847 --> 00:49:22,514
♪ Gotta stay close by me ♪
779
00:49:22,598 --> 00:49:24,642
♪ And hold tight, sing and shout ♪
780
00:49:24,726 --> 00:49:26,644
♪ Just ride my roundabout ♪
781
00:49:26,728 --> 00:49:28,479
♪ And hold tight, shut your eyes ♪
782
00:49:28,564 --> 00:49:33,860
♪ Girl, you suit me for si-i-i-i-i-i-ize ♪
783
00:49:33,944 --> 00:49:37,238
♪ Forget the other guys ♪
784
00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:39,699
♪ You'll never fall ♪
785
00:49:39,783 --> 00:49:41,200
♪ Each time you call ♪
786
00:49:41,285 --> 00:49:45,121
♪ Hold ti-ight, hold ti-ight ♪
787
00:49:45,205 --> 00:49:51,003
♪ Hold ti-i-i-i-ight ♪
788
00:49:51,087 --> 00:49:53,254
♪ Hold tight, make me feel ♪
789
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,173
♪ What you say is for real ♪
790
00:49:55,257 --> 00:49:57,217
♪ And hold tight, carousel ♪
791
00:49:57,302 --> 00:49:58,760
♪ Girl, you'll soon ring my bell ♪
792
00:49:58,845 --> 00:50:00,929
♪ And hold tight and we'll fly ♪
793
00:50:01,014 --> 00:50:06,100
♪ Swing it low, swing it hi-i-i-i-i-i-igh ♪
794
00:50:06,185 --> 00:50:10,021
♪ We're gonna make the sky ♪
795
00:50:10,105 --> 00:50:11,898
♪ You'll never fall -- ♪
796
00:50:53,775 --> 00:50:56,777
I wanna hear
this part of the song louder!
797
00:51:44,285 --> 00:51:46,576
Do you remember anything?
798
00:51:47,830 --> 00:51:50,790
Uh, I don't remember.
799
00:51:53,669 --> 00:51:55,671
Dr. Block.
800
00:52:01,802 --> 00:52:04,638
Self restraints to room 310.
801
00:52:04,723 --> 00:52:07,307
Self restraints to room 310.
802
00:52:08,392 --> 00:52:13,604
well, what's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?
803
00:52:13,689 --> 00:52:15,982
I don't really see
it's any of your business.
804
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:18,066
Come on now, sis.
805
00:52:18,151 --> 00:52:20,153
You just tell us.
806
00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:22,238
How bad is he?
807
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,161
He got banged up real good.
808
00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:30,371
Busted nose, broken collarbone,
809
00:52:30,456 --> 00:52:32,498
smashed up his left index finger.
810
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,417
Is that it?
811
00:52:35,670 --> 00:52:37,296
He was real lucky.
812
00:52:39,465 --> 00:52:41,174
That'll be all?
813
00:52:41,258 --> 00:52:45,220
Why, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
814
00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:50,224
Son of a bitch!
815
00:52:51,436 --> 00:52:54,688
So, Pop, what do you think?
816
00:52:54,773 --> 00:52:57,066
well, son number one,
817
00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:59,193
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish,
818
00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,612
I hesitate to speak it out loud.
819
00:53:01,696 --> 00:53:04,031
Well, give it a shot.
820
00:53:04,115 --> 00:53:07,369
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.
821
00:53:07,453 --> 00:53:10,204
That old boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.
822
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:14,083
I mean, he used a car and not a hatchet,
but they dead just the same.
823
00:53:15,585 --> 00:53:18,462
Well, what are you gonna do?
824
00:53:18,546 --> 00:53:20,546
Not a goddamn thing.
825
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:23,300
The DA says ain't no crime here.
826
00:53:23,385 --> 00:53:26,178
Every one of them gals
was swimming in alcohol
827
00:53:26,262 --> 00:53:28,389
and floating on weed.
828
00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:30,766
And old Hooper in there
829
00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:32,768
came out clean as a whistle.
830
00:53:32,852 --> 00:53:36,772
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatedly murdered them gals?
831
00:53:36,856 --> 00:53:38,691
Well, I can't prove it,
832
00:53:38,776 --> 00:53:42,194
but since thinking don't cost nothing,
I can think it, and I do.
833
00:53:42,278 --> 00:53:45,572
Yeah, but, Pop, he got
pretty banged up hisself.
834
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,909
Well, hell, yeah, he got banged up,
but God damn!
835
00:53:47,993 --> 00:53:50,911
Them pretty little gals
look like a goddamn giant
836
00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:52,538
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
837
00:53:52,622 --> 00:53:54,081
Any of 'em survive?
838
00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:55,792
Shit.
839
00:53:55,876 --> 00:53:58,420
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,
840
00:53:58,504 --> 00:54:01,255
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton ...
841
00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,800
They all princess died.
842
00:54:10,016 --> 00:54:11,641
Why?
843
00:54:11,725 --> 00:54:16,521
well, I'd guestimate
it's a sex thing.
844
00:54:16,605 --> 00:54:18,273
The only way I can figure it.
845
00:54:18,357 --> 00:54:20,442
High-velocity impact,
846
00:54:20,526 --> 00:54:23,444
twisted metal, busted glass,
847
00:54:23,528 --> 00:54:27,282
all four souls taken
exactly at the same time.
848
00:54:27,366 --> 00:54:32,661
Probably the only way that
diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
849
00:54:32,745 --> 00:54:35,457
Yeah, I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on
850
00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:38,960
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.
851
00:54:39,044 --> 00:54:41,964
That was just plain old goddamn
reckless endangerment.
852
00:54:42,048 --> 00:54:45,675
But I got me a goddamn bartender
gonna testify
853
00:54:45,759 --> 00:54:49,179
that old Stuntman Mike
didn't drink a drop all night,
854
00:54:49,263 --> 00:54:52,308
and his passenger
was left stranded by her date
855
00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:56,311
in the goddamn rain, no less,
and she asked him for the fucking ride.
856
00:54:56,395 --> 00:55:00,191
Now, on paper, it's gonna look like
he's just trying to help her out.
857
00:55:00,275 --> 00:55:02,610
I mean, that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.
858
00:55:02,694 --> 00:55:04,694
So what are you gonna do, Pop?
859
00:55:05,906 --> 00:55:09,241
well, I can take it upon myself
to work the case, you know,
860
00:55:09,326 --> 00:55:10,784
in my off hours.
861
00:55:10,869 --> 00:55:14,038
Search for evidence,
you know, to prove my theory.
862
00:55:14,122 --> 00:55:17,666
Alert authorities.
Dog that rotten son of a bitch.
863
00:55:17,751 --> 00:55:19,043
Wherever he goes, I go.
864
00:55:19,127 --> 00:55:21,837
Or I can spend
865
00:55:21,922 --> 00:55:24,506
the same goddamn amount
of time and energy
866
00:55:24,590 --> 00:55:27,342
following the NASCAR circuit.
867
00:55:27,426 --> 00:55:29,595
Hmm. I thought about it a lot.
868
00:55:29,679 --> 00:55:33,307
I think I'd have a hell of lot
happier life if I did the latter.
869
00:55:33,391 --> 00:55:38,604
And just because I can't punish old ...
Frankenstein in there for what he's done,
870
00:55:38,688 --> 00:55:41,649
I'm gonna tell you
like the Lord told John.
871
00:55:41,733 --> 00:55:43,609
If he ever does it again,
872
00:55:43,693 --> 00:55:47,029
I can make goddamn sure
he don't do it in Texas.
873
00:55:58,124 --> 00:56:01,545
♪ You know, you're sliding down ♪
874
00:56:01,629 --> 00:56:03,421
♪ Against your heart ♪
875
00:56:04,715 --> 00:56:06,882
♪ Yeah, you got one ♪
876
00:56:10,054 --> 00:56:12,931
♪ Just closing your eyes ♪
877
00:56:13,015 --> 00:56:19,854
♪ So you can see ♪
878
00:56:19,939 --> 00:56:22,607
♪ No, baby, I don't care
what they say ♪
879
00:56:22,692 --> 00:56:25,026
♪ It's so easy ♪
880
00:56:28,572 --> 00:56:31,532
♪ No, baby, I don't care
what they say ♪
881
00:56:31,616 --> 00:56:33,952
♪ It's so easy ♪
882
00:56:37,330 --> 00:56:40,749
♪ Yeah, it's coming on ♪
883
00:56:40,835 --> 00:56:44,421
♪ It's getting sweeter ♪
884
00:56:44,505 --> 00:56:47,382
♪ And sweeter ♪
885
00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:51,720
♪ If you're gonna drown ♪
886
00:56:53,055 --> 00:56:59,978
♪ Do it the right way ♪
887
00:57:00,062 --> 00:57:02,188
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
888
00:57:02,273 --> 00:57:05,735
♪ It's so easy ♪
889
00:57:08,821 --> 00:57:11,114
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
890
00:57:11,198 --> 00:57:12,867
♪ It's so --
891
00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:15,995
- So, are you on the same floor with him?
- No, he's on the 4th and I'm on the 7th.
892
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:18,414
- Who's in whose room?
- He's in mine.
893
00:57:18,498 --> 00:57:20,833
- And, so, what happened then?
- That was pretty much it.
894
00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:22,511
We made out in the hall
for about 10 minutes,
895
00:57:22,524 --> 00:57:24,128
and then I sent him
off to his room.
896
00:57:24,212 --> 00:57:28,049
- So, how's The Rock as a kisser?
- Mmm, he's damn good!
897
00:57:28,133 --> 00:57:30,634
He's got them mushy lips
and fingertips.
898
00:57:30,718 --> 00:57:32,469
Mmm, I love them mushy lips.
899
00:57:32,553 --> 00:57:33,637
And he's a big guy,
900
00:57:33,721 --> 00:57:35,722
so he spins me around
so my back's up against him.
901
00:57:35,806 --> 00:57:38,476
Then he takes his big hand,
and he puts it on my throat,
902
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,894
tilts my head back
and leans over me,
903
00:57:40,978 --> 00:57:43,104
kisses me from behind.
904
00:57:43,189 --> 00:57:46,442
- Damn, that sounds sexy!
- Mmm, it was sexy.
905
00:57:46,526 --> 00:57:48,361
But then that was it?
You sent him off?
906
00:57:48,445 --> 00:57:50,112
How'd he take it?
907
00:57:50,196 --> 00:57:51,821
Wait a minute.
What are we doing here?
908
00:57:51,906 --> 00:57:53,908
If I'm gonna power through
and pick up Zoë at the airport,
909
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:55,660
I need a big-ass cup of coffee.
910
00:57:55,744 --> 00:57:56,744
Since you're getting that,
911
00:57:56,828 --> 00:57:59,497
can you get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull?
912
00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:03,167
We didn't know you were awake.
913
00:58:03,251 --> 00:58:05,252
I'm not awake. I'm asleep.
914
00:58:05,337 --> 00:58:08,423
But get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
915
00:58:08,508 --> 00:58:10,342
And some Red Apple Tans.
916
00:58:10,426 --> 00:58:13,678
Damn! I didn't stop
to get you bitches groceries!
917
00:58:14,805 --> 00:58:17,474
- You remember how
to get to the airport, don't you?
- Uh-huh.
918
00:58:17,558 --> 00:58:19,017
well, then, you should
get behind the wheel,
919
00:58:19,102 --> 00:58:20,894
'cause you gonna drive.
920
00:58:22,312 --> 00:58:23,854
Motherfuckers!
921
00:58:40,832 --> 00:58:42,540
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
922
00:58:42,624 --> 00:58:45,751
They got regular Red Bull
and sugar-free G.O. juice.
923
00:58:45,836 --> 00:58:48,338
- G.O.
- G.O.!
924
00:59:13,323 --> 00:59:15,741
♪ It's not the way you kiss ♪
925
00:59:15,825 --> 00:59:19,746
♪ That tears me apart ♪
926
00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:27,252
♪ Many, many, many nights go by ♪
927
00:59:27,336 --> 00:59:31,174
♪ I sit alone at home and cry ♪
928
00:59:31,258 --> 00:59:33,092
♪ Over you ♪
929
00:59:33,177 --> 00:59:36,595
♪ What can I do? ♪
930
00:59:36,679 --> 00:59:39,306
♪ Don't want nobody ♪
931
00:59:39,390 --> 00:59:41,516
♪ Nobody ♪
932
00:59:41,601 --> 00:59:46,646
♪ 'Cause, baby, it's you ♪
933
00:59:54,615 --> 00:59:58,200
♪ Is it true what they say ♪
934
00:59:58,284 --> 01:00:03,289
♪ All about you? ♪
935
01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:07,877
♪ They say you'll never, ever, never ♪
936
01:00:07,961 --> 01:00:11,130
♪ Be true ♪
937
01:00:12,591 --> 01:00:15,552
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
938
01:00:15,637 --> 01:00:17,303
♪ What they say ♪
939
01:00:17,387 --> 01:00:20,807
♪ I know I'm gonna love you
any old way ♪
940
01:00:20,891 --> 01:00:24,520
♪ What would I do ♪
941
01:00:24,604 --> 01:00:27,104
♪ Without you? ♪
942
01:00:27,189 --> 01:00:30,358
♪ I don't want nobody ♪
943
01:00:30,442 --> 01:00:33,320
where the hell are my keys?
Oh, here they are.
944
01:00:33,404 --> 01:00:36,156
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean
to give you a concert there.
945
01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:39,033
No, it wasn't you.
946
01:00:39,117 --> 01:00:42,119
That guy bumped into my feet
when he walked by.
947
01:00:43,413 --> 01:00:45,832
I don't know why,
but that kind of creeped me out.
948
01:00:53,465 --> 01:00:55,551
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
949
01:00:55,635 --> 01:00:58,886
♪ It's so easy ♪
950
01:01:02,224 --> 01:01:04,268
♪ I don't care what they say ♪
951
01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:06,979
♪ It's so -- ♪
952
01:01:11,651 --> 01:01:13,068
Little dick.
953
01:01:15,697 --> 01:01:17,614
Clearly.
954
01:01:17,699 --> 01:01:19,825
Since I'm up,
955
01:01:19,909 --> 01:01:23,328
I might as well hit the ATM.
956
01:01:24,330 --> 01:01:26,541
Get me a fucking smoke.
957
01:02:50,501 --> 01:02:52,292
What?
958
01:02:52,377 --> 01:02:54,462
Did you just see the --
959
01:02:54,546 --> 01:02:56,089
What?
960
01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:59,300
Nothing, honey.
961
01:03:22,325 --> 01:03:23,366
Yello.
962
01:03:23,450 --> 01:03:24,826
It's me.
963
01:03:24,910 --> 01:03:26,453
Miss me?
964
01:03:26,538 --> 01:03:30,249
Oh, you best get your ass
off Kim's car.
965
01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:32,042
I've seen Kim sit on it before.
966
01:03:32,127 --> 01:03:34,086
Her ass ain't your ass.
967
01:03:34,170 --> 01:03:35,754
Okay.
968
01:03:35,839 --> 01:03:38,590
So, I think I'm in
this month's issue of Allure.
969
01:03:42,263 --> 01:03:43,680
You got Allure?
970
01:03:43,764 --> 01:03:45,681
Magazines by the window.
971
01:04:00,113 --> 01:04:02,531
Here you are!
972
01:04:04,034 --> 01:04:06,785
You hot mama, you.
973
01:04:06,870 --> 01:04:08,287
See you in a second.
974
01:04:09,414 --> 01:04:11,498
3.85. Out of 20.
975
01:04:15,670 --> 01:04:17,546
And you get 15 and change back.
976
01:04:17,630 --> 01:04:19,381
Thank you very much.
977
01:04:20,967 --> 01:04:24,179
You know, I got other fashion magazines
for sale behind the counter.
978
01:04:26,681 --> 01:04:29,184
No, that's okay.
This'll be all.
979
01:04:29,268 --> 01:04:31,061
- Thought I'd ask.
- Thanks anyway.
980
01:04:31,145 --> 01:04:32,771
Have a good one.
981
01:04:35,357 --> 01:04:38,651
I got this month's issue
of Italian Vogue.
982
01:04:43,324 --> 01:04:46,285
This month's?
983
01:04:46,369 --> 01:04:49,079
Listen to this.
984
01:04:49,163 --> 01:04:53,166
The Circle A clerk has
this month's issue of Italian Vogue.
985
01:04:53,250 --> 01:04:54,667
- No way.
- Way.
986
01:04:54,752 --> 01:04:57,252
I can't believe a fucking Circle A
carries Italian Vogue.
987
01:04:57,337 --> 01:05:00,005
It doesn't.
It's his own personal copy.
988
01:05:00,090 --> 01:05:02,092
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
989
01:05:02,176 --> 01:05:04,010
Twenty-seven bucks?
990
01:05:04,095 --> 01:05:06,471
What the fuck do you care?
We're talking about fucking per diem here.
991
01:05:06,555 --> 01:05:09,474
Look, we found an issue of Italian Vogue
in Lebanon, Tennessee.
992
01:05:09,558 --> 01:05:11,559
we're lucky he's not asking
for fucking Krugerrands.
993
01:05:11,644 --> 01:05:13,686
I'm getting it,
and we're splitting it three ways.
994
01:05:13,771 --> 01:05:14,938
What, me, you and Kim?
995
01:05:15,022 --> 01:05:16,606
No, Kim doesn't give a shit
about Italian Vogue.
996
01:05:16,691 --> 01:05:20,652
But Brandy will come in with us,
and if she won't, Tysla, her sister, will.
997
01:05:21,737 --> 01:05:24,615
Okay. But if anybody
tears out any sheets I want,
998
01:05:24,699 --> 01:05:26,158
you gotta make color Xerox
of those pages.
999
01:05:26,243 --> 01:05:28,119
And I'm not talking fucking Kinko's
here either, okay?
1000
01:05:28,203 --> 01:05:31,996
You take it to the art department,
you have them do it fucking right.
1001
01:05:34,376 --> 01:05:38,962
♪ La, la ♪
1002
01:05:39,046 --> 01:05:42,299
♪ La, la ♪
1003
01:05:44,386 --> 01:05:49,557
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1004
01:05:49,641 --> 01:05:51,475
♪ La, la ♪
1005
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,811
You guys are good.
1006
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,480
Oh, my God.
1007
01:05:56,565 --> 01:05:58,482
♪ La, la ♪
1008
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:06,657
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1009
01:06:08,618 --> 01:06:18,335
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
1010
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:23,257
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1011
01:06:23,341 --> 01:06:27,928
- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- That's it. That's it.
1012
01:06:28,013 --> 01:06:31,056
- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- Oh, boy.
1013
01:06:34,060 --> 01:06:36,020
Your timing couldn't be better, Zoë.
1014
01:06:36,105 --> 01:06:40,734
It just so happens that we're all three off
duty for the next three days of shooting.
1015
01:06:40,818 --> 01:06:43,277
Fucking hell.
How does that happen?
1016
01:06:43,361 --> 01:06:46,198
well, I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
and she's off for the next three days,
1017
01:06:46,282 --> 01:06:49,367
there's no stunts being filmed
during that time, so Kim's free,
1018
01:06:49,452 --> 01:06:53,455
and Lee's on a "will notify"
for the next four days.
1019
01:06:53,539 --> 01:06:55,373
So, how's the shoot going?
1020
01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:57,250
Great. We're having the best time.
1021
01:06:57,335 --> 01:06:59,502
The director, Cecil Evans,
is so much fun.
1022
01:06:59,587 --> 01:07:03,214
we're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.
1023
01:07:03,298 --> 01:07:06,383
Hell, yeah. The next job after this one
is definitely gonna suck.
1024
01:07:06,468 --> 01:07:08,428
So, let's hear it, ladies.
1025
01:07:08,512 --> 01:07:11,014
Set romances.
Who's getting it off?
1026
01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:13,307
That would be Lee and Toolbox.
1027
01:07:13,391 --> 01:07:16,603
Oh, Toolbox.
Name sounds promising.
1028
01:07:16,687 --> 01:07:18,813
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.
1029
01:07:18,898 --> 01:07:22,442
Well, he just keeps sounding
better and better.
1030
01:07:22,526 --> 01:07:24,611
What's his perversion?
1031
01:07:25,655 --> 01:07:28,490
He likes to watch me pee.
1032
01:07:28,574 --> 01:07:33,079
Lee is sitting on the toilet,
and Toolbox is watching her pee.
1033
01:07:33,162 --> 01:07:35,247
P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
1034
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:38,375
Yeah, but not no more.
1035
01:07:38,459 --> 01:07:41,254
Now she's getting it on with The Rock.
1036
01:07:41,338 --> 01:07:43,672
- You're having one off with The Rock?
- Not the real Rock.
1037
01:07:43,756 --> 01:07:45,090
He's this electrician named Bruce.
1038
01:07:45,174 --> 01:07:47,467
And Kim started calling him The Rock,
'cause he kind of looks like The Rock,
1039
01:07:47,552 --> 01:07:49,262
so now we all just call him The Rock.
1040
01:07:49,346 --> 01:07:50,930
Oh, yeah.
This is an all-star crew.
1041
01:07:51,014 --> 01:07:52,682
We got a guy who looks like Nick Cage
1042
01:07:52,766 --> 01:07:54,307
and a guy who looks
like Pee-wee Herman, too.
1043
01:07:54,392 --> 01:07:57,103
Kim, dick department.
Let's hear it.
1044
01:07:57,187 --> 01:07:58,813
Mm-mm. No dick this trip.
1045
01:07:58,897 --> 01:08:00,856
I got a man.
1046
01:08:00,941 --> 01:08:03,985
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.
1047
01:08:04,069 --> 01:08:05,610
Who'd you steal him from?
1048
01:08:05,695 --> 01:08:07,821
- Nobody.
- Kim!
1049
01:08:07,905 --> 01:08:09,281
Wha -- What?
1050
01:08:09,365 --> 01:08:11,492
He totally had a girlfriend.
1051
01:08:11,576 --> 01:08:14,828
All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.
1052
01:08:14,912 --> 01:08:16,871
I did not steal him.
1053
01:08:16,956 --> 01:08:19,124
I didn't steal any of them.
1054
01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:22,128
They just ... jumped ship.
1055
01:08:24,381 --> 01:08:26,298
So, what's your story, Abernathy?
1056
01:08:26,382 --> 01:08:28,301
Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.
1057
01:08:28,385 --> 01:08:31,470
I had a set crush on Cecil.
1058
01:08:31,555 --> 01:08:34,307
Set crush? Nigga, please!
You were his set wife.
1059
01:08:34,391 --> 01:08:37,143
"Were" and "had"
being the key words here.
1060
01:08:37,227 --> 01:08:39,353
Bitch, you two are still
into each other, and you know it.
1061
01:08:39,438 --> 01:08:41,397
Yeah, well,
if he's so in love with me,
1062
01:08:41,481 --> 01:08:45,193
then whey did he fuck
Daryl Hannah's stand-in?
1063
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,820
Ho-ho-ho!
1064
01:08:47,904 --> 01:08:51,742
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!
1065
01:08:51,826 --> 01:08:53,910
Oh, it's so funny!
1066
01:08:53,995 --> 01:08:55,871
Oh, stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.
1067
01:08:55,955 --> 01:08:58,331
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
1068
01:08:58,415 --> 01:09:00,834
Bitch, you need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.
1069
01:09:00,918 --> 01:09:04,504
Oh, well,
now that you put it like that.
1070
01:09:04,589 --> 01:09:07,006
Oh, I haven't told you
the best part.
1071
01:09:07,090 --> 01:09:10,301
He fucked her on my birthday.
1072
01:09:10,385 --> 01:09:13,012
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
1073
01:09:13,096 --> 01:09:14,472
Thank you.
1074
01:09:14,556 --> 01:09:16,183
Did he know it was your birthday?
1075
01:09:16,267 --> 01:09:19,185
He's the director.
He's kind of busy.
1076
01:09:19,269 --> 01:09:23,398
He ate a piece of my birthday cake
and he got me a present.
1077
01:09:23,483 --> 01:09:25,525
Yeah, I think he knew.
1078
01:09:25,610 --> 01:09:28,569
Well, what did he get you?
1079
01:09:32,158 --> 01:09:33,742
He made me a tape.
1080
01:09:33,826 --> 01:09:35,452
He made you a tape?
1081
01:09:35,536 --> 01:09:36,953
- Yeah.
- Wait.
1082
01:09:37,038 --> 01:09:39,039
He didn't burn you a CD.
He made you a tape?
1083
01:09:39,123 --> 01:09:42,459
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic.
1084
01:09:42,543 --> 01:09:45,420
Yes. I know what you're gonna say,
so don't even go there.
1085
01:09:45,505 --> 01:09:47,548
That sounds like the test
of true love to me.
1086
01:09:47,633 --> 01:09:49,966
Look, I know you guys like him.
1087
01:09:50,051 --> 01:09:54,179
He's likable, but he fucked
another woman on my birthday.
1088
01:09:54,263 --> 01:09:55,890
How can you not be on my side?
1089
01:09:55,974 --> 01:09:57,975
well, I admit, that sounds bad.
1090
01:09:58,060 --> 01:09:59,393
It is bad!
1091
01:09:59,477 --> 01:10:02,396
It just sounds like
there's a little more to it than that.
1092
01:10:02,481 --> 01:10:04,941
- Were you two fucking?
- Hell, no.
1093
01:10:05,025 --> 01:10:06,984
Hello. Is your name Abernathy?
1094
01:10:07,069 --> 01:10:08,569
Sorry.
1095
01:10:08,654 --> 01:10:12,447
The answer to your question
is no, of course not.
1096
01:10:12,532 --> 01:10:15,450
What do you mean,
"No, of course not"?
1097
01:10:15,535 --> 01:10:19,704
The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in
six years is because girls will fuck him.
1098
01:10:19,789 --> 01:10:23,083
And if you fuck Cecil,
you don't become one of his girlfriends.
1099
01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:26,838
Not to say I want
to be his girlfriend,
1100
01:10:26,922 --> 01:10:29,424
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
1101
01:10:29,508 --> 01:10:32,050
if I fucked him,
I wouldn't be his girlfriend.
1102
01:10:32,135 --> 01:10:34,512
I'd be one of his regulars.
1103
01:10:35,681 --> 01:10:37,598
And I'm just getting
too fucking old for that shit.
1104
01:10:37,683 --> 01:10:40,101
Have you let him do anything?
1105
01:10:40,185 --> 01:10:41,601
Yes!
1106
01:10:42,604 --> 01:10:44,564
I've let him give me a foot massage,
1107
01:10:44,648 --> 01:10:47,942
and when we go to the movies,
I've let him hold my hand.
1108
01:10:48,026 --> 01:10:51,195
Bitch, you might be acting
like you 12 years old,
1109
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,905
but he just acting like a man.
1110
01:10:52,990 --> 01:10:55,074
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.
1111
01:10:55,159 --> 01:10:57,160
Let me get this straight.
1112
01:10:57,244 --> 01:10:59,246
- You're not fucking him ...
- Mm-mm.
1113
01:10:59,330 --> 01:11:00,747
- You're not sucking him ...
- Mm-mm.
1114
01:11:00,832 --> 01:11:04,625
you're not giving him any tongue,
but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is.
1115
01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:06,837
Okay, can we just take
my sex life off the table?
1116
01:11:06,921 --> 01:11:11,467
Actually, uh, it was Cecil's sex life
that was on the table and your lack of one.
1117
01:11:11,551 --> 01:11:13,634
Ohhh!
1118
01:11:18,182 --> 01:11:20,183
Fuck both of you
and your little high five.
1119
01:11:20,267 --> 01:11:24,937
Before you can claim a nigga,
you got to claim a nigga,
1120
01:11:25,022 --> 01:11:27,523
and you can start by giving
that motherfucker a hand job
1121
01:11:27,608 --> 01:11:28,983
in the back of the van on Tuesday.
1122
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:30,694
I'm not gonna do that.
1123
01:11:30,778 --> 01:11:33,446
I know you won't.
But you know who will.
1124
01:11:33,530 --> 01:11:36,491
The bitch that ends up living
in that big-ass mansion of his.
1125
01:11:36,575 --> 01:11:41,038
Now, I gotta say, I haven't entirely agreed
with everything Kim said, but it is true:
1126
01:11:41,122 --> 01:11:43,498
If you stretch shit out
like you have with Cecil,
1127
01:11:43,582 --> 01:11:45,667
and you suddenly get dirty on them,
1128
01:11:45,752 --> 01:11:49,338
it blows their mind.
1129
01:11:49,422 --> 01:11:53,008
So, Zoë, Kim and I are in the Philippines
at an outdoor rave.
1130
01:11:53,092 --> 01:11:56,345
- What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head, Part Three.
1131
01:11:56,429 --> 01:11:59,932
And, admittedly,
we're a little fucked-up.
1132
01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:02,894
- Cheers to that.
- Word.
1133
01:12:02,978 --> 01:12:04,394
Cheers.
1134
01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:06,772
So, Zoë,
1135
01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:08,690
the genius,
1136
01:12:08,775 --> 01:12:11,528
wants to take a picture of me.
1137
01:12:11,612 --> 01:12:15,155
It's dark as hell,
and you can't see shit.
1138
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,616
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying,
1139
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,077
"Step back a little," so I do.
1140
01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:24,540
Then, "A little further,"
so I step back a little further.
1141
01:12:24,623 --> 01:12:27,918
Then, "A little more," so I do.
1142
01:12:28,002 --> 01:12:30,879
Then I realize I'm right at the edge
1143
01:12:30,964 --> 01:12:33,550
of a seven-foot concrete ditch
1144
01:12:33,634 --> 01:12:38,554
with God knows how many rocks
and broken bottles and rats in it,
1145
01:12:38,638 --> 01:12:41,933
and if I fell in that fucking thing, I'd
probably would've broken my fucking neck.
1146
01:12:42,017 --> 01:12:45,936
So I'm yelling at her,
"Zoë, you almost killed me!"
1147
01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:51,651
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,
1148
01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:54,320
and Zoë starts fucking around,
1149
01:12:54,488 --> 01:13:00,076
and damn if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch.
1150
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,412
Nice. Nice.
1151
01:13:02,496 --> 01:13:05,416
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
1152
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:08,209
I remember taking a step
and looking down.
1153
01:13:08,294 --> 01:13:11,421
Just as I'm thinking, "There's that
ditch Abbie was talking about,"
1154
01:13:11,505 --> 01:13:14,008
bam, I'm in the fucking ditch,
you know?
1155
01:13:14,092 --> 01:13:15,593
What happened?
1156
01:13:15,677 --> 01:13:19,012
what, with Zoë the cat?
Nothing.
1157
01:13:19,096 --> 01:13:20,888
If I fell in that fucking thing,
1158
01:13:20,973 --> 01:13:22,974
they would've had to
helicopter me out of there.
1159
01:13:23,058 --> 01:13:25,602
Zoë just lands on her feet.
1160
01:13:25,686 --> 01:13:29,105
But then, later, I started feeling
a little bad about myself.
1161
01:13:29,189 --> 01:13:32,984
Zoë falls in the ditch,
and it's nothing.
1162
01:13:33,068 --> 01:13:34,819
We're laughing about it.
1163
01:13:34,903 --> 01:13:37,031
If I fell in that fucking thing,
1164
01:13:37,115 --> 01:13:38,948
I probably would've been
fucking paralyzed.
1165
01:13:39,033 --> 01:13:40,617
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
1166
01:13:40,701 --> 01:13:43,244
You know, we all have
our individual talents,
1167
01:13:43,329 --> 01:13:44,997
and that just happens
to be one of Zoë's.
1168
01:13:45,081 --> 01:13:46,832
- Yeah.
- Well ...
1169
01:13:46,916 --> 01:13:49,834
physically speaking, Zoë is amazing.
1170
01:13:49,918 --> 01:13:53,297
I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.
1171
01:13:53,381 --> 01:13:56,216
There's few human beings
that can fuck with Zoë on that front.
1172
01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:58,509
Oh, Kim, I like you, too.
1173
01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,472
Having said that,
1174
01:14:01,556 --> 01:14:04,266
before you get too envious
of Zoë's prowess,
1175
01:14:04,351 --> 01:14:07,102
you're missing the most important
part of that story.
1176
01:14:07,187 --> 01:14:10,481
You didn't fall in the ditch,
Zoë did.
1177
01:14:10,565 --> 01:14:14,443
Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her,
1178
01:14:14,527 --> 01:14:16,571
and she still fell in.
1179
01:14:16,656 --> 01:14:19,657
So, Lee's right.
We all have our talents.
1180
01:14:19,741 --> 01:14:22,910
Hey, I resemble that remark.
1181
01:14:26,081 --> 01:14:28,290
So, Kim,
you still pack a roscoe?
1182
01:14:31,418 --> 01:14:33,504
Check it out, bitch.
1183
01:14:33,588 --> 01:14:35,923
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- I know this.
1184
01:14:36,007 --> 01:14:38,926
- What's a roscoe?
- A roscoe is a pistol.
1185
01:14:39,010 --> 01:14:41,470
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.
1186
01:14:41,554 --> 01:14:44,390
- You have a license to carry it?
- Yeah.
1187
01:14:44,474 --> 01:14:47,768
when I became a Secret Service agent,
they gave me a license.
1188
01:14:47,852 --> 01:14:50,271
Oh, I didn't know you were --
1189
01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:55,818
Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me. I didn't say it.
1190
01:14:55,902 --> 01:14:57,696
God!
1191
01:14:57,780 --> 01:14:59,698
Did you know Kim carried a gun?
1192
01:14:59,782 --> 01:15:03,784
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
1193
01:15:03,868 --> 01:15:05,870
Do I know? Yes.
1194
01:15:05,955 --> 01:15:09,749
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,
1195
01:15:09,834 --> 01:15:12,544
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.
1196
01:15:12,628 --> 01:15:16,464
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns
1197
01:15:16,549 --> 01:15:19,050
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.
1198
01:15:19,135 --> 01:15:21,387
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down
1199
01:15:21,471 --> 01:15:24,097
to the laundry room in my building
at midnight enough times,
1200
01:15:24,181 --> 01:15:26,015
I might get my ass raped.
1201
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:27,892
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
1202
01:15:27,977 --> 01:15:31,521
Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.
1203
01:15:31,605 --> 01:15:34,565
There are other things
you can carry other than a gun.
1204
01:15:34,649 --> 01:15:36,109
Pepper spray.
1205
01:15:36,193 --> 01:15:40,363
Uh, motherfucker try to rape me,
I don't wanna give him a skin rash.
1206
01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:42,781
I wanna shut that nigga down.
1207
01:15:44,076 --> 01:15:46,286
How about a knife at least?
1208
01:15:46,370 --> 01:15:49,539
Yeah. You know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?
1209
01:15:50,541 --> 01:15:52,585
They get shot!
1210
01:15:52,669 --> 01:15:55,420
Look, if I ever become
a famous actress,
1211
01:15:55,504 --> 01:15:56,963
I won't carry a gun.
1212
01:15:57,047 --> 01:15:59,550
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga,
and he'll carry the gun.
1213
01:15:59,634 --> 01:16:01,469
And when shit goes down,
I'll sit back and laugh.
1214
01:16:01,553 --> 01:16:04,387
But until that day,
it's wild West, motherfucker.
1215
01:16:04,472 --> 01:16:07,808
So, Zoë, you thought about
what you want to do first?
1216
01:16:09,227 --> 01:16:12,855
It just so happens
I know exactly what I wanna do.
1217
01:16:12,939 --> 01:16:14,606
Oh, really?
1218
01:16:14,690 --> 01:16:16,525
And what would that be?
1219
01:16:16,610 --> 01:16:18,778
To me, there's no point
in being in America
1220
01:16:18,862 --> 01:16:20,946
unless you can drive
a Detroit muscle car.
1221
01:16:21,031 --> 01:16:23,115
And I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger.
1222
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,577
Fuck me swinging, balls out.
1223
01:16:27,788 --> 01:16:31,123
Um, well, I guess we
can talk to Transpo.
1224
01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:33,501
But does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?
1225
01:16:33,585 --> 01:16:34,793
Not just that.
1226
01:16:34,877 --> 01:16:39,005
It has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a 440 engine.
1227
01:16:41,718 --> 01:16:44,928
How in the fuck do
you expect to do that?
1228
01:16:45,012 --> 01:16:46,805
No worries, mate.
1229
01:16:46,889 --> 01:16:48,891
I've got it all worked out.
1230
01:16:48,975 --> 01:16:52,019
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out
1231
01:16:52,103 --> 01:16:55,856
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.
1232
01:16:55,941 --> 01:16:57,817
- So, back home --
- I'm sorry. Where's home?
1233
01:16:57,901 --> 01:16:59,527
Australia, right?
1234
01:17:01,238 --> 01:17:03,281
What do you mean by that, mate?
1235
01:17:03,366 --> 01:17:06,659
Zoë's from New Zealand,
and you never --
1236
01:17:06,743 --> 01:17:10,412
I repeat, never --
call a Kiwi an Aussie.
1237
01:17:10,497 --> 01:17:14,292
That is, unless you want
your ass kicked.
1238
01:17:14,377 --> 01:17:16,418
I'm so sorry.
I really am.
1239
01:17:16,503 --> 01:17:19,214
Oh, it's okay.
1240
01:17:19,298 --> 01:17:22,551
we're just taking the piss
out of you, mate.
1241
01:17:22,635 --> 01:17:25,679
Auckland, to answer your question.
1242
01:17:25,763 --> 01:17:28,557
Anyway, I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.
1243
01:17:28,641 --> 01:17:32,143
Now, why the fuck you want a local
redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
1244
01:17:32,228 --> 01:17:34,729
Pipe down, and I'll tell you.
1245
01:17:34,856 --> 01:17:36,690
I've been getting the paper
for the last month,
1246
01:17:36,774 --> 01:17:39,400
and I've been checking the classified
at the back, looking at cars for sale.
1247
01:17:39,484 --> 01:17:42,111
So, as of yesterday,
1248
01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:44,447
for sale, in this town,
1249
01:17:44,532 --> 01:17:47,700
some dude is selling a stock
1970 Dodge Challenger
1250
01:17:47,784 --> 01:17:51,663
with a 440 engine
and a white paint job.
1251
01:17:51,747 --> 01:17:54,416
And you wanna buy it?
1252
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:58,544
Kim, I may be stupid,
but I'm not bloody stupid.
1253
01:17:58,629 --> 01:18:02,382
I wanna say I wanna buy it,
so he'll let me test-drive it.
1254
01:18:02,466 --> 01:18:05,844
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job.
1255
01:18:05,928 --> 01:18:08,972
- Oh, uh, Kowalski.
- Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
1256
01:18:09,056 --> 01:18:11,558
- Mate, it's a fucking classic!
- Mmm, I get it.
1257
01:18:11,642 --> 01:18:13,894
If I can get this guy
to let me drive it without him,
1258
01:18:13,978 --> 01:18:16,522
I will blow the doors off that bitch.
1259
01:18:16,607 --> 01:18:19,482
- What's Vanishing Point?
- Oh, God.
1260
01:18:19,567 --> 01:18:21,610
"What's Vanishing Point?"
1261
01:18:21,694 --> 01:18:24,739
Abs, I'm supposed to be
the illiterate one.
1262
01:18:24,823 --> 01:18:27,533
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.
1263
01:18:27,618 --> 01:18:32,038
Actually, Zoë, most girls
wouldn't know Vanishing Point.
1264
01:18:32,122 --> 01:18:34,707
Excuse me. "Most girls"?
1265
01:18:34,791 --> 01:18:36,667
What the fuck are you two?
1266
01:18:36,752 --> 01:18:39,920
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.
1267
01:18:40,004 --> 01:18:42,047
Y'all grew up watching
that Pretty in Pink shit.
1268
01:18:42,131 --> 01:18:44,758
Oh, I like Pretty in Pink.
1269
01:18:44,842 --> 01:18:47,345
what, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?
1270
01:18:47,429 --> 01:18:49,430
Of course I did.
I'm a girl.
1271
01:18:49,514 --> 01:18:51,556
But I also watched car shit, too.
1272
01:18:51,641 --> 01:18:52,922
Vanishing Point, Dirty
Mary Crazy Larry ...
1273
01:18:52,935 --> 01:18:54,226
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1274
01:18:54,311 --> 01:18:55,937
Gone in 60 Seconds --
1275
01:18:56,021 --> 01:18:58,648
The real one,
not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
1276
01:18:58,732 --> 01:19:00,941
We have an outdoors theater
in Auckland.
1277
01:19:01,025 --> 01:19:03,611
It plays Vanishing Point,
Big Wednesday,
1278
01:19:03,695 --> 01:19:06,280
all the classics.
1279
01:19:21,964 --> 01:19:23,589
What do you horny gals want?
1280
01:19:27,512 --> 01:19:30,597
Hey, you got a 1970
Dodge Challenger for sale?
1281
01:19:30,682 --> 01:19:32,974
Right up here, ladies.
1282
01:19:46,822 --> 01:19:49,741
This shit is off the fucking hook!
1283
01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:53,494
Fucking legendary, mate.
1284
01:19:54,579 --> 01:19:57,833
Sweet ass. Well, if you'll
excuse me for a moment,
1285
01:19:57,917 --> 01:20:00,043
I'd just like to have a word alone
with my business associate.
1286
01:20:00,128 --> 01:20:02,462
- You ladies take your time.
- Okay.
1287
01:20:04,923 --> 01:20:06,425
Mmm.
1288
01:20:08,511 --> 01:20:11,263
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
1289
01:20:11,347 --> 01:20:14,141
I -- I intend to, but first,
I need to ask you something.
1290
01:20:14,225 --> 01:20:15,475
What?
1291
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:20,480
If he lets us take it out on our own,
I wanna play ship's mast.
1292
01:20:20,565 --> 01:20:22,400
- Oh, hell, no!
- Would you keep it down?
1293
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:24,693
- Ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.
- For Christ sakes --
1294
01:20:24,777 --> 01:20:26,653
- Don't blaspheme.
- Sorry.
1295
01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:29,657
Now, what did you say
after the last time?
1296
01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:32,869
- Look, I know what I said --
- What did you say?
1297
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:34,484
- I know I said we
shouldn't do this again --
1298
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:36,038
- No. You didn't
say we shouldn't.
1299
01:20:36,122 --> 01:20:37,874
You said we ain't ever
gonna do that again.
1300
01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:40,043
- Yeah, but --
- "But," my ass!
1301
01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:43,129
You said not only are we never
gonna play ship's mast again,
1302
01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:46,089
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now
1303
01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:48,633
to not only refuse,
but that I had permission
1304
01:20:48,718 --> 01:20:51,261
to physically restrain
your ass if necessary.
1305
01:20:51,345 --> 01:20:53,598
Now, did you
or did you not say that?
1306
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:55,390
- Well --
- No, no, no, no.
1307
01:20:55,475 --> 01:20:57,267
Answer the question,
motherfucker.
1308
01:20:57,351 --> 01:20:59,061
Did you or did you not say that?
1309
01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:01,272
Yes, I said that.
However --
1310
01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:02,732
Whatever with your "however."
1311
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:06,777
Look, I know I said it,
and I know I meant it --
1312
01:21:06,861 --> 01:21:07,861
Damn skippy you meant it.
1313
01:21:07,945 --> 01:21:10,823
Yeah, but when I said it,
I didn't mean in America.
1314
01:21:10,908 --> 01:21:12,909
- Oh, nigga, please!
- Really --
1315
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,911
I meant we should never play
ship's mast again
1316
01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,080
in New Zealand or Australia.
1317
01:21:17,164 --> 01:21:19,165
You are such a liar.
1318
01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:21,918
Look, I know what I said
when I said it.
1319
01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:24,420
But when I said it, I didn't know
I'd ever come to America.
1320
01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:27,173
And when I said it, if I had known
I was going to come to America
1321
01:21:27,257 --> 01:21:28,925
and had the opportunity
to play ship's mast
1322
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:31,928
with a fucking
Vanishing Point Challenger,
1323
01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:34,223
I would've added a "however."
1324
01:21:34,307 --> 01:21:36,141
Right?
1325
01:21:41,106 --> 01:21:44,108
Okay, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.
1326
01:21:44,192 --> 01:21:48,402
However, just because you
talked yourself into some stupid shit
1327
01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:50,696
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.
1328
01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:53,574
You need two people
to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing.
1329
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:03,334
I'll be your best friend.
1330
01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:06,463
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of planet Earth.
1331
01:22:06,548 --> 01:22:09,298
- I'll crack your back.
- You'll crack it anyway.
1332
01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:11,968
Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.
1333
01:22:12,052 --> 01:22:15,848
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.
1334
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:18,724
Whenever you want it, you got it.
You don't even have to ask for it.
1335
01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,644
You just order me to do it.
Just be, like ...
1336
01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:22,980
"Bitch, get over here and get busy."
1337
01:22:29,571 --> 01:22:31,572
- You crack my back,
you'll give me foot massages ...
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
1338
01:22:31,656 --> 01:22:34,908
and after a shower,
you put moisturizer on my butt.
1339
01:22:34,993 --> 01:22:37,829
Deal.
1340
01:22:37,913 --> 01:22:40,664
So, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him.
1341
01:22:40,748 --> 01:22:43,750
If he does, you wait here with Lee,
and we'll be back in a moment.
1342
01:22:43,835 --> 01:22:45,336
What?
1343
01:22:45,421 --> 01:22:48,339
I said, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him --
1344
01:22:48,424 --> 01:22:50,007
I heard what you said.
1345
01:22:50,091 --> 01:22:53,385
I just can't believe what you said.
1346
01:22:54,762 --> 01:22:56,388
You know, you two got
some fucking balls.
1347
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:57,890
What?
1348
01:22:57,974 --> 01:22:59,724
Don't play dumbass with me.
1349
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,435
I've been up all night.
1350
01:23:01,519 --> 01:23:04,813
I'm still a little drunk
and I have a hangover.
1351
01:23:04,898 --> 01:23:08,276
I should be in my hotel room asleep,
not fucking around here on Tobacco Road.
1352
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:12,237
But because Zoë wanted to drive
some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.
1353
01:23:12,322 --> 01:23:15,407
Now you two got the balls
to ask me -- no, scratch that --
1354
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,536
tell me I gotta go make
conversation with Tom Joad
1355
01:23:18,621 --> 01:23:20,579
while the cool kids
get to go out and play?
1356
01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:22,456
Bullshit on that.
1357
01:23:22,540 --> 01:23:24,751
- It ain't like that.
- Then what's it like, Kim?
1358
01:23:24,835 --> 01:23:26,461
You guys are our collateral.
1359
01:23:26,545 --> 01:23:28,922
He is never gonna go for it
if we all go.
1360
01:23:29,006 --> 01:23:32,842
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.
1361
01:23:32,927 --> 01:23:35,053
You're not gonna wanna do
what we're doing.
1362
01:23:35,137 --> 01:23:36,679
What, drive a car?
1363
01:23:36,764 --> 01:23:38,848
- Mmm.
- We're doing more than that.
1364
01:23:38,933 --> 01:23:40,768
what, drive it fast?
1365
01:23:40,852 --> 01:23:43,645
We're doing more than that.
1366
01:23:43,729 --> 01:23:46,064
Actually,
we're paying you a compliment,
1367
01:23:46,148 --> 01:23:48,275
'cause we gonna do
some stupid shit.
1368
01:23:50,403 --> 01:23:52,695
But that's okay. We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.
1369
01:23:52,780 --> 01:23:53,863
But you got good sense,
1370
01:23:53,948 --> 01:23:56,574
and anybody with good sense
ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.
1371
01:23:56,659 --> 01:23:58,284
How do you know
I don't wanna do it?
1372
01:23:58,369 --> 01:24:01,788
- 'Cause you're a mom.
- Yeah.
1373
01:24:04,833 --> 01:24:07,252
You know, we're supposed
to be this big posse,
1374
01:24:07,336 --> 01:24:08,753
but that's the excuse you guys use
1375
01:24:08,837 --> 01:24:11,256
whenever you want
to exclude me from something.
1376
01:24:11,340 --> 01:24:16,261
So, what is it you two daredevils
are doing that I'm just so uncool,
1377
01:24:16,345 --> 01:24:18,596
I couldn't possibly understand?
1378
01:24:18,681 --> 01:24:21,267
You know,
we're kind of conning this guy,
1379
01:24:21,351 --> 01:24:24,978
so maybe it's best that we don't go into
detail about it while he's watching us.
1380
01:24:25,062 --> 01:24:29,775
Besides, he's probably not
gonna let us do it anyway.
1381
01:24:32,696 --> 01:24:36,490
Okay. How about this?
1382
01:24:36,574 --> 01:24:37,700
I'll talk him into it.
1383
01:24:37,784 --> 01:24:39,702
But if I talk him into it, I go along.
1384
01:24:41,037 --> 01:24:44,290
- How you gonna do that?
- Eh, that's my problem.
1385
01:24:44,374 --> 01:24:46,333
But don't worry.
1386
01:24:46,418 --> 01:24:48,544
He'll say yes.
1387
01:24:48,628 --> 01:24:50,296
What are you gonna do,
blow him?
1388
01:24:50,380 --> 01:24:53,300
No!
1389
01:24:53,384 --> 01:24:55,884
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.
1390
01:24:59,806 --> 01:25:01,974
That's good.
1391
01:25:02,058 --> 01:25:04,226
Not really.
1392
01:25:04,311 --> 01:25:07,521
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?
1393
01:25:11,609 --> 01:25:13,319
Okay, Mommy, listen up.
1394
01:25:13,403 --> 01:25:15,571
You wanna hang with the cool kids,
1395
01:25:15,655 --> 01:25:17,323
you got to be cool.
1396
01:25:17,407 --> 01:25:18,907
we take you along,
you don't say shit.
1397
01:25:18,992 --> 01:25:19,992
You don't even say crap.
1398
01:25:20,076 --> 01:25:21,744
You just sit in the back,
and I don't wanna hear
1399
01:25:21,828 --> 01:25:23,079
a peep out of your ass,
you understand?
1400
01:25:23,164 --> 01:25:24,539
- Got it.
- I'm serious now.
1401
01:25:24,623 --> 01:25:26,457
You start nagging us,
we're pulling over to the side of the road,
1402
01:25:26,541 --> 01:25:28,500
kicking your ass out
and picking you up later.
1403
01:25:28,585 --> 01:25:30,419
Agreed.
1404
01:25:34,091 --> 01:25:37,009
Okay. Go work your magic.
1405
01:25:43,517 --> 01:25:45,352
- Hello, sir.
- Hello!
1406
01:25:45,436 --> 01:25:46,852
- Hello. What's your name?
- Jasper.
1407
01:25:46,937 --> 01:25:48,563
Hello, Jasper.
I'm Abernathy.
1408
01:25:48,647 --> 01:25:50,273
- Aber -- what?
- Abernathy.
1409
01:25:50,358 --> 01:25:52,734
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.
1410
01:25:52,818 --> 01:25:54,444
What kind of first name is that?
1411
01:25:54,528 --> 01:25:56,364
You know what?
Just call me Abbie.
1412
01:25:56,448 --> 01:25:58,907
Okay, Abbie.
1413
01:25:58,991 --> 01:26:01,701
Jasper, we were wondering
if my friends and I
1414
01:26:01,786 --> 01:26:03,953
could take the car out
for a little test-drive out on our own.
1415
01:26:04,038 --> 01:26:05,705
You know, just to see
if we're comfortable in it.
1416
01:26:05,790 --> 01:26:07,539
Why would I do
something stupid like that?
1417
01:26:07,624 --> 01:26:09,917
To better sell your automobile.
1418
01:26:10,001 --> 01:26:12,212
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?
1419
01:26:12,296 --> 01:26:14,547
Four reasons, actually.
1420
01:26:14,632 --> 01:26:16,758
One, we're not thieves.
1421
01:26:16,842 --> 01:26:19,552
Two, that would be rude.
1422
01:26:19,637 --> 01:26:21,763
Three, we're staying
at the Days Inn in town.
1423
01:26:21,847 --> 01:26:23,598
You can call the hotel,
check with management.
1424
01:26:23,682 --> 01:26:25,350
We're registered
for the next month.
1425
01:26:25,434 --> 01:26:27,395
Actually, Zoë's not.
1426
01:26:27,479 --> 01:26:30,146
But Kim and I are,
so we're totally track-downable.
1427
01:26:30,231 --> 01:26:31,940
Who's Kim? The colored girl?
1428
01:26:33,025 --> 01:26:36,404
Yes. Kim would be
the girl of color.
1429
01:26:36,488 --> 01:26:39,114
And reason number four,
and the most important,
1430
01:26:39,198 --> 01:26:41,866
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin,
1431
01:26:41,951 --> 01:26:44,912
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted
1432
01:26:44,996 --> 01:26:48,374
with our other friend, Lee.
1433
01:26:51,545 --> 01:26:53,921
Why does she look kind of familiar?
1434
01:26:54,005 --> 01:26:56,882
That would be because
she's a famous actress.
1435
01:26:56,967 --> 01:26:58,969
Oh.
1436
01:26:59,052 --> 01:27:00,428
Why is she dressed like that?
1437
01:27:00,512 --> 01:27:03,639
well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,
1438
01:27:03,723 --> 01:27:06,767
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.
1439
01:27:06,852 --> 01:27:08,602
What's a cheerleader movie?
1440
01:27:08,687 --> 01:27:11,229
A movie about cheerleaders.
1441
01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:12,647
Is it a porno movie?
1442
01:27:14,150 --> 01:27:16,819
Yes, it is.
1443
01:27:16,903 --> 01:27:19,488
But don't mention it.
1444
01:27:19,573 --> 01:27:21,865
She's shy.
1445
01:27:24,619 --> 01:27:27,955
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.
1446
01:27:28,039 --> 01:27:30,041
Now, you two kids
stay out of trouble.
1447
01:27:30,126 --> 01:27:33,252
Hey, good-lookin',
be back to pick you up later.
1448
01:27:33,336 --> 01:27:35,171
Ta-ta!
1449
01:27:44,598 --> 01:27:46,475
Gulp.
1450
01:28:01,324 --> 01:28:03,783
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1451
01:28:03,868 --> 01:28:05,494
I think I'm thinking it.
1452
01:28:05,578 --> 01:28:07,037
What are you and you thinking?
1453
01:28:07,121 --> 01:28:10,457
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.
1454
01:28:13,543 --> 01:28:15,711
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.
1455
01:28:15,795 --> 01:28:17,756
I gotta take a --
1456
01:28:34,190 --> 01:28:37,150
So, you ready to do this?
1457
01:28:37,235 --> 01:28:38,652
You sure?
1458
01:28:38,736 --> 01:28:41,989
well, I always don't wanna do it
right before I'm gonna do it.
1459
01:28:42,074 --> 01:28:43,074
You know what I mean?
1460
01:28:43,157 --> 01:28:45,575
Yeah, I know what you mean,
'cause I don't wanna do it.
1461
01:28:45,660 --> 01:28:47,786
- Kim ...
- I'm just saying.
1462
01:28:47,870 --> 01:28:49,539
Look, if you're gonna take
the piss out of it --
1463
01:28:49,623 --> 01:28:51,249
I'm just saying.
1464
01:28:52,793 --> 01:28:54,793
You wanna start out on top?
1465
01:28:55,878 --> 01:28:59,715
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.
1466
01:29:03,554 --> 01:29:06,597
Here are your gloves.
1467
01:29:12,938 --> 01:29:15,855
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing the jacket.
1468
01:29:15,940 --> 01:29:17,649
This is my jacket.
1469
01:29:17,733 --> 01:29:22,113
Um, ain't you 'posed to be
my slave or some shit?
1470
01:29:22,197 --> 01:29:25,240
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet!
1471
01:29:25,324 --> 01:29:28,285
"Bonnet," my ass.
You on the hood.
1472
01:29:36,919 --> 01:29:39,255
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming!
1473
01:29:39,339 --> 01:29:40,965
Give me your belt.
1474
01:29:41,049 --> 01:29:42,466
Oh.
1475
01:29:45,138 --> 01:29:48,097
But this is my cute shit.
1476
01:29:48,181 --> 01:29:49,307
- Well --
- Fuck that.
1477
01:29:49,391 --> 01:29:51,851
Get Abernathy's belt.
1478
01:29:51,935 --> 01:29:53,937
Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.
1479
01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:01,320
- Give me your belt.
- No.
1480
01:30:01,404 --> 01:30:03,780
- Prada.
- Come on, give her the belt.
1481
01:30:03,865 --> 01:30:05,782
Magic word.
1482
01:30:05,867 --> 01:30:07,950
Please give her the belt.
1483
01:30:08,035 --> 01:30:10,621
Just 'cause you asked nicely.
1484
01:30:13,374 --> 01:30:16,627
- It's nice to be nice, Kim!
- Whatever.
1485
01:30:16,711 --> 01:30:17,877
You know what?
1486
01:30:17,961 --> 01:30:21,130
Don't even fucking think about asking me
next time you want me to do your hair.
1487
01:30:21,214 --> 01:30:22,214
Your ass gonna do it.
1488
01:30:22,299 --> 01:30:23,633
Yeah, and you'll ask
"pretty please," bitch,
1489
01:30:23,717 --> 01:30:25,469
because that's what you do
when no one else is looking.
1490
01:30:25,553 --> 01:30:26,637
You ain't that fucking hard.
1491
01:30:26,721 --> 01:30:27,845
I ain't getting that shit.
1492
01:30:27,929 --> 01:30:30,389
Abernathy, don't get
on my nerves right now.
1493
01:30:30,474 --> 01:30:31,515
I got shit on my mind.
1494
01:30:31,642 --> 01:30:33,226
Ooh!
1495
01:30:33,311 --> 01:30:35,312
You know, I ain't six.
1496
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:50,994
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?
1497
01:30:51,079 --> 01:30:53,330
No.
1498
01:30:53,414 --> 01:30:56,918
Okay, Abernathy.
Check this out.
1499
01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:10,764
What the fuck are you guys doing?
1500
01:31:19,066 --> 01:31:21,066
What does that mean?
1501
01:31:22,694 --> 01:31:24,861
Whoa.
1502
01:31:28,992 --> 01:31:31,702
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
1503
01:31:39,545 --> 01:31:41,712
Is that fast enough
for your bony ass?
1504
01:31:41,796 --> 01:31:43,839
Whoohoo!
1505
01:31:43,923 --> 01:31:46,217
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
1506
01:31:50,097 --> 01:31:52,640
Abernathy, get your ass up here.
1507
01:31:59,983 --> 01:32:01,566
All righty.
1508
01:32:01,650 --> 01:32:04,444
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1509
01:32:15,539 --> 01:32:17,750
Go, go, go!
1510
01:32:17,834 --> 01:32:20,502
Check it out, bitch.
You want it fucking faster?
1511
01:33:36,037 --> 01:33:39,748
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? Shit!
1512
01:33:42,335 --> 01:33:44,295
Zoë!
1513
01:33:46,005 --> 01:33:47,881
Damn it!
1514
01:33:55,723 --> 01:33:56,849
Now.
1515
01:33:58,184 --> 01:33:59,394
Did you do something to him?
1516
01:33:59,478 --> 01:34:01,604
- Did you say something?
- Nothing! Nothing!
1517
01:34:01,689 --> 01:34:02,814
Shit!
1518
01:34:02,898 --> 01:34:03,982
Shit, here he comes!
Here he comes!
1519
01:34:08,070 --> 01:34:10,780
- Oh, Shit!
- Shit! Oh, shit!
1520
01:34:10,865 --> 01:34:13,074
- Whoa.
- Hold on, Zoë!
1521
01:34:22,334 --> 01:34:24,378
Oh, my God! Zoë!
1522
01:34:24,462 --> 01:34:26,672
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!
1523
01:34:28,173 --> 01:34:30,884
Whoo!
1524
01:34:30,968 --> 01:34:32,260
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1525
01:34:33,888 --> 01:34:36,264
Zoë! Zoë!
1526
01:34:37,807 --> 01:34:40,727
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you! Now hold the fuck on!
1527
01:34:40,811 --> 01:34:42,896
Whoa! Whoa! Get away!
1528
01:34:45,232 --> 01:34:47,901
Oh, shit!
I can't fucking see! I can't see!
1529
01:34:47,985 --> 01:34:49,903
Zoë, move your legs!
1530
01:34:51,906 --> 01:34:54,198
Fuck you!
1531
01:34:54,283 --> 01:34:56,076
Come on! Come on!
1532
01:34:59,121 --> 01:35:00,622
Redneck lunatic bastard!
1533
01:35:00,706 --> 01:35:02,081
Get away from me!
1534
01:35:02,166 --> 01:35:05,252
Baby, just hold on!
1535
01:35:05,337 --> 01:35:07,630
- Zoë --
- Fuck you!
1536
01:35:07,714 --> 01:35:11,467
- Oh, my God!
- Come on! Come on!
1537
01:35:14,638 --> 01:35:17,014
Fucking get away from me!
1538
01:35:20,018 --> 01:35:22,937
- Oh, shit!
- I'm scared, Kim! I'm really scared!
1539
01:35:23,021 --> 01:35:26,316
- I know, baby. Just hold on.
- Watch your feet!
1540
01:35:29,319 --> 01:35:31,987
- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot?
- You fucking psychotic bitch!
1541
01:35:32,072 --> 01:35:35,532
- Zoë
- Here, suck on this for a while!
1542
01:35:36,868 --> 01:35:39,453
Zoë!
1543
01:35:39,537 --> 01:35:41,037
God damn it!
1544
01:35:52,092 --> 01:35:54,802
Zoë!
1545
01:36:06,232 --> 01:36:07,857
He's coming up!
1546
01:36:07,984 --> 01:36:09,734
Get away from us, you cocksucker!
1547
01:36:09,819 --> 01:36:11,318
Leave us alone!
1548
01:36:11,403 --> 01:36:14,656
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Fuck you!
1549
01:36:18,869 --> 01:36:21,704
Zoë! Zoë! Zoë!
1550
01:36:23,624 --> 01:36:24,791
Hold on!
1551
01:36:46,897 --> 01:36:48,273
- Zoë!
- Zoë!
1552
01:36:52,361 --> 01:36:55,780
I don't want to die.
1553
01:36:56,949 --> 01:36:59,576
Look out!
1554
01:37:26,063 --> 01:37:28,773
Get ready to fly, bitch!
1555
01:37:32,652 --> 01:37:34,278
- Zoë!
- Zoë, hold on!
1556
01:37:41,578 --> 01:37:44,288
He's right on your ass.
He's right on your fucking ass.
1557
01:37:58,845 --> 01:37:59,845
Hey!
1558
01:37:59,930 --> 01:38:01,639
Whoo-hoo!
1559
01:38:01,723 --> 01:38:04,100
Hey, ladies!
1560
01:38:04,184 --> 01:38:06,143
That was fun!
1561
01:38:09,689 --> 01:38:12,566
well, adios!
1562
01:38:12,651 --> 01:38:14,569
Ow! Fuck!
1563
01:38:15,987 --> 01:38:17,905
Shit! Fuck!
1564
01:38:19,157 --> 01:38:22,577
Ooh, I know I hit your ass!
1565
01:38:22,662 --> 01:38:24,996
Better run, motherfucker!
1566
01:38:31,295 --> 01:38:32,879
Bitch!
1567
01:38:48,061 --> 01:38:49,145
I'm okay!
1568
01:38:49,229 --> 01:38:53,066
Oh, shit! God damn it!
1569
01:38:53,151 --> 01:38:55,527
Oh, you fucking bitch!
1570
01:38:55,611 --> 01:38:57,528
Of course you are.
Of course you are.
1571
01:38:57,612 --> 01:39:00,406
What was I thinking?
1572
01:39:00,490 --> 01:39:03,201
what was I thinking?
Zoë the fucking cat!
1573
01:39:07,331 --> 01:39:09,332
Whew! That was a close one.
1574
01:39:12,670 --> 01:39:16,298
So, where's the maniac?
1575
01:39:16,382 --> 01:39:19,384
I shot him,
and his punk-ass sped off.
1576
01:39:19,468 --> 01:39:21,720
You wanna go get him?
1577
01:39:21,804 --> 01:39:23,847
Oh, hell, yeah!
1578
01:39:23,931 --> 01:39:28,436
Honey, I think
you might want to get out.
1579
01:39:28,520 --> 01:39:30,353
Fuck that shit.
1580
01:39:31,522 --> 01:39:33,482
Let's kill this bastard.
1581
01:39:36,111 --> 01:39:38,321
Okay, get your ass in the back.
Let's go.
1582
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:41,949
Fuck this mother --
1583
01:39:43,202 --> 01:39:45,536
- wait.
- Where the fuck you going?
1584
01:39:45,621 --> 01:39:47,038
I'll be back.
1585
01:39:55,254 --> 01:39:57,590
Yeah, that'll smart.
Sweet. Let's go.
1586
01:39:57,674 --> 01:40:01,426
Oh, fuck, yeah, bitch!
Come on. Bring that shit.
1587
01:40:03,846 --> 01:40:05,848
Giddyap, Kim!
1588
01:40:13,106 --> 01:40:15,316
Yeah!
1589
01:40:36,673 --> 01:40:38,882
Ohhh!
1590
01:41:09,747 --> 01:41:13,708
Oh, why? Oh, no!
1591
01:41:19,882 --> 01:41:22,050
Ah, do it!
1592
01:41:22,427 --> 01:41:25,554
Do it!
1593
01:41:31,144 --> 01:41:33,729
Ohhhh, no!
1594
01:41:33,813 --> 01:41:35,939
No, no, no!
1595
01:41:36,024 --> 01:41:38,317
No, God --
1596
01:41:38,401 --> 01:41:41,154
All right, get it together.
1597
01:41:41,238 --> 01:41:42,989
Get it -- Get it --
1598
01:41:43,073 --> 01:41:46,408
what are you -- what are you --
What are you gonna do?
1599
01:41:51,623 --> 01:41:53,333
Kick his ass, Zoë!
1600
01:41:55,084 --> 01:41:57,711
Hey, now I wanna play!
1601
01:41:57,795 --> 01:41:59,588
Fucking fuck you!
1602
01:41:59,672 --> 01:42:01,381
Where do you think
you're fucking going?
1603
01:42:01,466 --> 01:42:03,384
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?
1604
01:42:06,929 --> 01:42:09,097
Come here --
1605
01:42:15,396 --> 01:42:17,230
Go!
1606
01:42:23,447 --> 01:42:26,198
what's wrong with your ass now,
motherfucking cocksucker?
1607
01:42:26,282 --> 01:42:27,450
I got your ass!
1608
01:42:32,956 --> 01:42:35,751
Oh, you gonna wiggle your ass at me?
Gonna wiggle it at me? Oh, no.
1609
01:42:36,585 --> 01:42:40,963
Oh, don't like it up the ass,
do ya, ya redneck lunatic bastard?
1610
01:42:42,383 --> 01:42:43,384
- Oh, yeah!
- Hola, papi!
1611
01:42:43,468 --> 01:42:46,594
Bitch, I'm gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!
1612
01:42:47,679 --> 01:42:51,767
Ow! I'm the horniest
motherfucker on the road!
1613
01:42:53,436 --> 01:42:55,145
Boo-yah, bitch!
1614
01:43:00,150 --> 01:43:03,277
Did you just hit a boat?
1615
01:43:05,572 --> 01:43:07,573
Yeah, Kim, get him!
1616
01:43:07,658 --> 01:43:09,951
Get him, get him, get him!
1617
01:43:10,035 --> 01:43:13,037
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker, move!
1618
01:43:14,916 --> 01:43:16,458
Move, motherfucker!
1619
01:43:16,543 --> 01:43:19,335
I'm about to bust a nut
up in this bitch, motherfucker!
1620
01:43:27,929 --> 01:43:30,597
Watch it, watch it,
watch it, watch it.
1621
01:43:36,646 --> 01:43:39,148
Tapping that ass! Tapping that ass!
Tapping it, tapping it, tapp --
1622
01:43:46,740 --> 01:43:47,782
Stupid bastard.
1623
01:43:58,377 --> 01:44:00,169
Shit.
1624
01:44:03,256 --> 01:44:05,799
Oh, you know I can't let you go ...
1625
01:44:07,010 --> 01:44:09,470
without tapping that ass ...
1626
01:44:09,554 --> 01:44:11,388
Oh, fuck me!
1627
01:44:11,473 --> 01:44:13,182
- One ...
- Kim?
1628
01:44:13,266 --> 01:44:15,309
- More ...
- Kim?
1629
01:44:15,393 --> 01:44:16,810
Time!
1630
01:44:16,895 --> 01:44:19,230
Boo-yah!
1631
01:44:22,901 --> 01:44:26,529
That's what the fuck
I'm talking about, bitch!
1632
01:44:30,575 --> 01:44:31,992
Oh, shit.
1633
01:45:27,216 --> 01:45:29,384
Aw, come on!
1634
01:46:08,967 --> 01:46:12,136
Come on!
1635
01:46:12,220 --> 01:46:13,679
You thought you lost us, motherfucker.
1636
01:46:13,763 --> 01:46:15,930
We back, motherfucker.
We back.
1637
01:46:16,015 --> 01:46:18,017
Who's got you now, bitch?
1638
01:46:20,437 --> 01:46:22,062
Shit.
1639
01:46:25,066 --> 01:46:26,275
Come on!
1640
01:46:26,359 --> 01:46:30,112
Here's Cha Cha!
1641
01:46:31,740 --> 01:46:34,075
You miss us,
you lunatic bastard?
1642
01:46:34,160 --> 01:46:36,160
- I'm sorry!
- What?
1643
01:46:36,244 --> 01:46:38,245
I didn't -- I didn't mean anything!
1644
01:46:38,330 --> 01:46:40,581
I -- I was just playing around!
1645
01:46:40,665 --> 01:46:45,003
- Oh, he was playing around.
- He was just playing.
1646
01:46:45,087 --> 01:46:47,463
Well, I ain't playing with you!
1647
01:46:52,762 --> 01:46:55,972
Oh, look out, look out, look out! Oh!
1648
01:47:03,648 --> 01:47:05,650
Watch the sign!
1649
01:47:05,734 --> 01:47:07,984
Oh, shit! Aah!
1650
01:47:09,654 --> 01:47:11,404
- Whoa, Kim ...
- Oh, sh --
1651
01:47:11,489 --> 01:47:13,782
- Come on.
- Don't run, don't run, motherfucker.
1652
01:47:13,866 --> 01:47:15,992
Don't run! Shit!
1653
01:47:23,167 --> 01:47:25,877
Whoa!
1654
01:47:25,961 --> 01:47:30,090
Yeah!
1655
01:47:32,176 --> 01:47:34,010
Yeah!
1656
01:47:34,095 --> 01:47:38,431
Jesus fucking Christ!
It's about time!
1657
01:47:52,614 --> 01:47:55,408
- Go, Daddy, go.
- Just go, go, go, go, go, go!
1658
01:47:57,327 --> 01:48:00,371
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1659
01:48:00,455 --> 01:48:02,456
Please don't dead-end.
1660
01:48:02,541 --> 01:48:05,292
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1661
01:48:05,377 --> 01:48:07,253
Please don't dead-end.
1662
01:48:07,337 --> 01:48:10,089
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1663
01:48:10,173 --> 01:48:11,966
Oh, there the motherfucker is.
1664
01:48:12,050 --> 01:48:13,926
- Go, go, go, go!
- Get him, get him, get him!
1665
01:48:14,010 --> 01:48:15,970
Ahh.
1666
01:48:33,530 --> 01:48:35,322
Help me!
1667
01:48:37,534 --> 01:48:40,203
Oh, help me!
1668
01:48:45,500 --> 01:48:47,501
Be careful!
My right arm's broken!
1669
01:48:47,586 --> 01:48:49,212
This one?
1670
01:48:52,215 --> 01:48:53,591
Oh, you want some shit?
1671
01:48:53,675 --> 01:48:56,261
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
1672
01:49:00,057 --> 01:49:01,807
You piece of shit.
1673
01:49:05,271 --> 01:49:06,521
Bitch!
1674
01:49:09,567 --> 01:49:14,654
Motherfucker!
1675
01:49:19,577 --> 01:49:20,869
Asshole!
1676
01:49:38,596 --> 01:49:40,430
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1677
01:49:40,515 --> 01:49:42,807
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick ♪
1678
01:49:42,891 --> 01:49:43,975
- Come on, Abbie.
- I got this.
1679
01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:47,354
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1680
01:49:47,438 --> 01:49:51,149
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix ♪
1681
01:49:52,569 --> 01:49:54,528
♪ I'm telling you it's not a trick ♪
1682
01:49:54,612 --> 01:49:56,321
♪ Pay attention, don't be thick ♪
1683
01:49:56,405 --> 01:49:58,031
♪ Or you're liable to get licked ♪
1684
01:49:59,242 --> 01:50:01,494
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪
1685
01:50:01,578 --> 01:50:04,996
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪
1686
01:50:06,165 --> 01:50:08,167
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1687
01:50:08,252 --> 01:50:12,004
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
a girl's not a tonic or a pill ♪
1688
01:50:13,465 --> 01:50:15,131
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1689
01:50:15,217 --> 01:50:16,425
♪ Hang it up, Daddy ♪
1690
01:50:16,510 --> 01:50:18,886
♪ You're just jonesing for a spill ♪
1691
01:50:20,222 --> 01:50:22,306
♪ Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst ♪
1692
01:50:22,391 --> 01:50:25,892
♪ When you meet another nurse,
she'll be driving in a hearse ♪
1693
01:50:26,936 --> 01:50:29,187
♪ You're gonna need a heap of glue ♪
1694
01:50:29,272 --> 01:50:32,859
♪ When they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two ♪
1695
01:50:34,111 --> 01:50:35,485
♪ Now your ears are ringing ♪
1696
01:50:35,570 --> 01:50:37,404
♪ The birds have stopped their singing ♪
1697
01:50:37,488 --> 01:50:40,658
♪ Everything is turning gray ♪
1698
01:50:40,742 --> 01:50:44,078
♪ No candy in your till,
no cutie left to thrill ♪
1699
01:50:44,162 --> 01:50:47,331
♪ You're alone on a Tuesday ♪
1700
01:50:47,416 --> 01:50:49,417
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1701
01:50:49,501 --> 01:50:53,212
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick ♪
1702
01:50:54,590 --> 01:50:56,382
♪ Hang up the chick habit ♪
1703
01:50:56,466 --> 01:51:00,094
♪ Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix ♪
1704
01:51:01,471 --> 01:51:03,515
♪ I'm telling you it's not a trick ♪
1705
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:05,183
♪ Pay attention, don't be thick ♪
1706
01:51:05,268 --> 01:51:07,059
♪ Or you're liable to get licked ♪
1707
01:51:08,312 --> 01:51:10,479
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪
1708
01:51:10,564 --> 01:51:14,067
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪
1709
01:51:14,986 --> 01:51:17,445
♪ You're gonna see the reason why ♪
1710
01:51:17,529 --> 01:51:20,991
♪ When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye ♪
1711
01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:25,579
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1712
01:51:25,663 --> 01:51:27,914
♪ Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera ♪
1713
01:51:29,249 --> 01:51:32,501
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1714
01:51:32,586 --> 01:51:34,755
♪ Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras ♪
1715
01:51:35,715 --> 01:51:39,926
♪ Oui j'ai pleuré mais ce jour là,
non je ne pleurerai pas ♪
1716
01:51:40,010 --> 01:51:42,763
♪ Non je ne pleurerai pas ♪
1717
01:51:42,847 --> 01:51:45,015
♪ Je dirai c'est bien fait pour toi ♪
1718
01:51:45,099 --> 01:51:49,644
♪ Je dirai ça t'apprendra,
je dirai ça t'apprendra ♪
1719
01:51:49,728 --> 01:51:53,398
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1720
01:51:53,483 --> 01:51:56,485
♪ Ça te jouera un mauvais tour ♪
1721
01:51:56,569 --> 01:52:00,280
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1722
01:52:00,365 --> 01:52:03,742
♪ Tu le paieras un de ces jours ♪
1723
01:52:03,826 --> 01:52:05,953
♪ On ne joue pas impugnément ♪
1724
01:52:06,037 --> 01:52:10,624
♪ Avec un coeur innocent,
avec un coeur innocent ♪
1725
01:52:10,708 --> 01:52:12,960
♪ Tu verras ce que je ressens ♪
1726
01:52:13,044 --> 01:52:17,465
♪ Avant qu'il ne soit longtemps,
avant qu'il ne soit longtemps ♪
1727
01:52:17,549 --> 01:52:20,968
♪ La chance abandonne celui qui ne sait ♪
1728
01:52:21,052 --> 01:52:24,389
♪ Que laisser les coeurs blessés ♪
1729
01:52:24,473 --> 01:52:27,767
♪ Tu n'auras personne pour te consoler ♪
1730
01:52:27,851 --> 01:52:30,811
♪ Tu ne l'auras pas volé ♪
1731
01:52:30,895 --> 01:52:34,523
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1732
01:52:34,607 --> 01:52:37,734
♪ Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera ♪
1733
01:52:37,819 --> 01:52:41,405
♪ Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles ♪
1734
01:52:41,489 --> 01:52:44,783
♪ Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras ♪
1735
01:52:44,867 --> 01:52:47,036
♪ Non pour te plaindre il n'y aura ♪
1736
01:52:47,121 --> 01:52:51,832
♪ Personne d'autre que toi,
personne d'autre que toi ♪
1737
01:52:51,916 --> 01:52:54,002
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1738
01:52:54,086 --> 01:52:58,756
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
1739
01:52:58,841 --> 01:53:01,008
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1740
01:53:01,092 --> 01:53:05,638
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
1741
01:53:05,723 --> 01:53:07,849
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1742
01:53:07,933 --> 01:53:12,562
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
1743
01:53:12,646 --> 01:53:14,814
♪ Alors tu te rappelleras ♪
1744
01:53:14,898 --> 01:53:18,736
♪ Tout ce que je te dis là,
tout ce que je te dis là ♪
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