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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,064 --> 00:00:02,692 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:02,693 --> 00:00:04,327 Oh! Come on, Wanda. 3 00:00:04,328 --> 00:00:06,794 Can't fall asleep on the job of... 4 00:00:06,796 --> 00:00:09,197 finishing this crossword. 5 00:00:28,451 --> 00:00:34,088 ♪ You're in the arms of the angel ♪ 6 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:39,793 ♪ May you find ♪ 7 00:00:39,795 --> 00:00:42,729 ♪ Some comfort here ♪ 8 00:00:43,632 --> 00:00:48,302 I said... find your comfort! Find it! 9 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:54,808 - Marshmallow pillow. - No! 10 00:00:54,810 --> 00:00:56,076 That's a tasty way to nap. 11 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:57,378 I just had the worst dream! 12 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,813 Sarah McLachlan coming at you 13 00:00:58,814 --> 00:01:02,982 - with a broken bottle again? - No, pillow this time. 14 00:01:02,984 --> 00:01:05,886 Does this mean your kid's birthday sleep-over was a success? 15 00:01:05,888 --> 00:01:07,788 Ten boys, one me. 16 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:10,524 Can't let your guard down around those creeps for a second, 17 00:01:10,526 --> 00:01:12,825 or you wake up with an alligator glued to your forehead. 18 00:01:12,827 --> 00:01:14,328 Oh, so he liked my present? 19 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:16,362 - Present? - Yeah. The alligators. 20 00:01:16,364 --> 00:01:19,565 Uh, right. Yeah! Oh, he loved 'em. 21 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:20,901 Best present ever. 22 00:01:20,902 --> 00:01:23,869 Worst present ever. 23 00:01:23,871 --> 00:01:26,911 See ya never, alligator. 24 00:01:26,975 --> 00:01:28,174 So, how big do they get? 25 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:31,276 - Well, genetically, each kid is a... - Not the kids, 26 00:01:31,278 --> 00:01:33,245 the Ginormous Expanding Gro-gators. 27 00:01:33,247 --> 00:01:34,347 Put them in water, 28 00:01:34,348 --> 00:01:36,515 watch them expand 600 times their size! 29 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:38,918 - Takes about five hours, but... - Guys! 30 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,253 Did ya hear? The town's sewer system 31 00:01:40,254 --> 00:01:42,087 got completely backed up last night 32 00:01:42,089 --> 00:01:44,189 - for some weird reason. - Oh, no. 33 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:48,026 - Oh, no. - Are you going to sleep again? 34 00:01:48,028 --> 00:01:51,196 - # I will remember you # - No! 35 00:01:51,265 --> 00:01:54,732 ♪ You think there's not a lot going on ♪ 36 00:01:54,734 --> 00:01:56,035 ♪ Look closer, baby ♪ 37 00:01:56,036 --> 00:01:57,869 ♪ You're so wrong ♪ 38 00:01:58,842 --> 00:02:01,139 1x05 - Flush Photography 39 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:03,174 What's the emergency, Mom? 40 00:02:03,176 --> 00:02:05,910 - Did you finally kill him? - Kill who? 41 00:02:05,912 --> 00:02:08,480 Oh. Okay, then what's the emergency? 42 00:02:08,482 --> 00:02:10,949 Read the fine print on this for me. 43 00:02:10,951 --> 00:02:13,551 You called me here for that? Get Dad to do it. 44 00:02:13,553 --> 00:02:15,987 I'm not reading any fine print. That's how they getcha. 45 00:02:15,989 --> 00:02:18,356 Strain your eyes with tiny words, and suddenly you're agreeing 46 00:02:18,491 --> 00:02:20,424 to terms and conditions like a chump. 47 00:02:20,426 --> 00:02:22,360 And that's why we have two time-shares 48 00:02:22,362 --> 00:02:26,063 - we've never been to. - The second one was half off! 49 00:02:26,065 --> 00:02:28,632 The fine print says it expires tomorrow, 50 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:30,501 and that this is a gift certificate 51 00:02:30,503 --> 00:02:33,804 to a photography studio that I gave you in 1997. 52 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:35,339 Geez, what's your rush? 53 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:37,407 Your dad and I need a new portrait. 54 00:02:37,409 --> 00:02:40,128 Can't take another second of looking at that thing. 55 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,455 I think it looks great. 56 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,485 Can I have your attention, everyone? 57 00:02:48,487 --> 00:02:51,354 Everybody? Hello? 58 00:02:51,356 --> 00:02:54,357 According to the town ordinance, you need to bang the gavel 59 00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:55,926 to bring the meeting to order. 60 00:02:59,564 --> 00:03:01,264 Wow... Okay. 61 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:03,299 Last night, the sewer system broke. 62 00:03:03,301 --> 00:03:05,001 At first, it was just backed up, 63 00:03:05,003 --> 00:03:08,771 but over the course of five hours, it got 600 times worse. 64 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:11,206 Well, whoever's responsible probably feels terrible. 65 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:12,876 Their own shame is punishment enough. 66 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:16,211 I'm gonna find the culprit and give them a forgiving hug. 67 00:03:16,213 --> 00:03:19,381 Uh, if this is a town meeting, shouldn't Fitzy be here? 68 00:03:19,383 --> 00:03:20,784 Yeah. Where's Fitzy? 69 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:23,952 Fitzy's at an important mayor conference. 70 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,324 He left me in charge, 'cause he trusts me. 71 00:03:29,326 --> 00:03:32,928 So until further notice, no one can flush their toilets. 72 00:03:32,930 --> 00:03:35,574 - What? - Outrageous! 73 00:03:35,609 --> 00:03:37,299 Settle down! 74 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:40,135 Some of you are just saying "rhubarb" over and over. 75 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,637 Rhubarb! Rhubarb! 76 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:46,875 Ooh, I like you. There's money in the town budget 77 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:50,211 to bring in temporary human waste disposal units. 78 00:03:50,213 --> 00:03:53,048 You mean... plasti-potties? 79 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:54,316 - Cool! - Cool? 80 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,352 - How many? - One. 81 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,270 - One? - There's only enough money 82 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,204 for one plasti-potty for the entire town? 83 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:02,206 Where's our tax dollars going? 84 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:10,081 How long are we going to have to use this, uh, plasti-potty? 85 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,250 Just until we can afford to fix the sewer. 86 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,351 So... 18 months? 87 00:04:14,353 --> 00:04:15,954 - Outrageous! - That's crazy! 88 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:18,350 - This can't be... - Rhubarb! 89 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:20,991 Please, Oscar. It's going to expire. 90 00:04:20,993 --> 00:04:24,329 - Portraits are a waste of money. - It's already paid for. 91 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,464 You wanna look at me? 92 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,197 Swivel your head and fill your eyeballs 93 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,800 with the real deal, 'cause I'm right here, woman. 94 00:04:29,801 --> 00:04:31,102 You millennials... 95 00:04:31,103 --> 00:04:33,703 need to stop taking pictures of everything 96 00:04:33,705 --> 00:04:36,441 - and live in the moment. - I'd be flattered 97 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,675 if I thought you knew what a millennial was. 98 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:40,878 Emma? Karen said 99 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:42,380 you have the keys to the Mayor's office. 100 00:04:42,381 --> 00:04:44,448 Yup, he didn't trust Davis with them. 101 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,916 Figured he'd get into some kind of shenanigans. 102 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:49,586 I need the blueprints to the town's utility network. 103 00:04:49,588 --> 00:04:53,356 - That sounds like a shenanigan. - Shenanigan? Balderdash. 104 00:04:53,358 --> 00:04:56,125 I'd like to keep talking like it's the 1800s, 105 00:04:56,127 --> 00:05:00,429 but I'm busy convincing Oscar to use this coupon from the 1900s. 106 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:04,634 A $35 gift certificate from the '90s? Wow. With inflation, 107 00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:08,138 - this must be worth 500 bucks by now. - 500 bucks? 108 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:11,107 Ooh. Time to cash this baby in. 109 00:05:11,109 --> 00:05:15,744 Well played. You just earned these. 110 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:19,781 Here are the potty protocols. 111 00:05:19,783 --> 00:05:21,384 No books, no smart phones, 112 00:05:21,385 --> 00:05:24,152 no "good time" numbers, and no daydreaming. 113 00:05:24,154 --> 00:05:27,723 Ladies, the sprinkle/tinkle rule is in effect, 114 00:05:27,725 --> 00:05:31,060 and gentlemen... aim! You shouldn't have to be told. 115 00:05:31,061 --> 00:05:32,695 She's good to go. 116 00:05:32,696 --> 00:05:37,633 Hey! Line up in an orderly fashion! Davis? 117 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:42,537 Where have you been all my life? 118 00:05:42,539 --> 00:05:45,740 I have the hammer! 119 00:05:45,742 --> 00:05:49,911 Anyway... Sergeant Thor and I will be policing the line. 120 00:05:49,913 --> 00:05:52,948 No cutsies, no buttsies, no savesies. 121 00:05:52,949 --> 00:05:55,216 - Davis! - What? 122 00:05:55,217 --> 00:05:59,219 You, uh... drive a plasti-potty truck for a living? 123 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:01,822 I bet the pay is crap. 124 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:03,958 Nope. The pay is real good. 125 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,193 Don't believe me? Ask my Mercedes. 126 00:06:06,195 --> 00:06:09,963 - You drive a Mercedes? - No. My wife's name is Mercedes. 127 00:06:09,965 --> 00:06:11,332 She does our bookkeeping. 128 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:14,201 Huh. So it's good money, you say? 129 00:06:14,203 --> 00:06:15,936 What's with the kerfuffle? 130 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:18,639 It's not a kerfuffle. It's a catastrophe. 131 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,508 That is now the town's only working toilet. 132 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,810 We're not allowed to flush till the sewer's fixed. 133 00:06:23,812 --> 00:06:26,846 - Mm, could be worse. - It actually literally could not be. 134 00:06:26,848 --> 00:06:30,117 - Our bathrooms at work could be kaput. - They're not? 135 00:06:30,118 --> 00:06:31,985 No. We're on a separate septic system. 136 00:06:31,987 --> 00:06:35,321 I'll let everyone know. Hey, everybody... 137 00:06:35,323 --> 00:06:37,725 Half-priced pie! At the Ruby! 138 00:06:37,726 --> 00:06:39,026 That's what Brent was saying. 139 00:06:39,027 --> 00:06:41,294 - Oh, nice! - I love pie! 140 00:06:41,296 --> 00:06:42,862 - Better not be rhubarb. - Delicious. 141 00:06:42,863 --> 00:06:46,532 Uh, so, uh... any particular reason 142 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:48,549 you cram this filthy dishtowel into my yap? 143 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:49,703 You can't tell them about our toilets. 144 00:06:49,704 --> 00:06:52,205 They're happy with their rancid hobo bucket. 145 00:06:52,207 --> 00:06:54,207 I need to keep that bathroom a secret. 146 00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:56,542 I see. Well, I can't tell anybody anything 147 00:06:56,544 --> 00:06:59,477 if I got a full pie-hole. 148 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:02,948 Okay, if I were a bunch of reasonably discarded 149 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:06,184 expanding alligators, where would I be? 150 00:07:06,186 --> 00:07:08,453 Huh. There's the lateral pipe to my house. 151 00:07:08,455 --> 00:07:10,756 That's the storm sewer cross-connection. 152 00:07:10,758 --> 00:07:14,226 If I can access a faulty manhole... 153 00:07:14,228 --> 00:07:17,462 Speaking of faulty manholes, here's Hank. 154 00:07:17,464 --> 00:07:19,164 What's with all the pine tree fresheners? 155 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:20,466 None of your business. 156 00:07:20,467 --> 00:07:21,867 What's with the snakes- and-ladders map? 157 00:07:21,868 --> 00:07:24,103 - None of your business. - All right, then. 158 00:07:24,104 --> 00:07:27,540 - All right, then. - You gonna ring these up? 159 00:07:27,541 --> 00:07:30,208 - None of your business. - It isn't? 160 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,844 Okay, yes, that is your business. 161 00:07:34,114 --> 00:07:36,248 How long do you think it takes 162 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:39,584 - to digest a chicken pot pie? - Too risky. 163 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:43,721 I'm ordering the white rice with a side of cheese. 164 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:48,026 We've been waiting to order for ten minutes. Where ya been? 165 00:07:48,027 --> 00:07:50,461 Yeah. Where have you been, Lacey? 166 00:07:50,463 --> 00:07:53,931 Um, I had to... take care of a package... 167 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,234 being delivered... to the back door. 168 00:07:56,235 --> 00:07:57,968 - Classy. - Coffee? 169 00:07:57,970 --> 00:08:00,738 - No! - You trying to send us back to the line? 170 00:08:00,739 --> 00:08:04,908 Typical that the bureaucrats put the town's only plasti-potty 171 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,677 in front of their office. 172 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:11,247 How come you're not more upset about this, Lacey? 173 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:13,316 Yeah, Lacey. You've got the smallest bladder 174 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,218 of anyone I've ever watched a movie with. 175 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,187 Why don't you have to go? 176 00:08:17,189 --> 00:08:20,023 That'll keep your big mouth busy. 177 00:08:20,025 --> 00:08:22,525 You know what? I am furious! 178 00:08:22,527 --> 00:08:25,461 We should rise up and make our voices heard! 179 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,164 At the town office. Away from here! 180 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:31,433 Each of us has the strength within each of us to fight. 181 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:34,269 To be tested to the fibre of our very core. 182 00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:37,073 To look inside, but go outside ourselves 183 00:08:37,075 --> 00:08:40,676 and those doors to fight for our hygienic dignity! 184 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:43,445 Clean hands, warm seats, can't lose! 185 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:48,818 - To the cop shop! - Nice! 186 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,287 You probably should've gotten them to pay their bills first. 187 00:08:51,288 --> 00:08:52,955 Dammit. 188 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:58,594 I'm gonna make a fortune when people get a look at my loo. 189 00:09:00,396 --> 00:09:03,297 Hey. Where'd everyone go? 190 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:04,466 Hello. 191 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:06,501 Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch? 192 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:07,803 I just had five of them. 193 00:09:07,804 --> 00:09:09,771 They're not free, they're extortion. 194 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:11,873 Well, yeah, but the result's the same. 195 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,210 Whatever it takes to keep the bathroom secret, 196 00:09:14,211 --> 00:09:17,178 - just between us. - Yup. And Wanda. 197 00:09:17,179 --> 00:09:18,547 Wanda knows? 198 00:09:18,548 --> 00:09:22,848 Well, who do you think installed the septic system? Me? 199 00:09:23,152 --> 00:09:25,747 Lock her down, Brent. 200 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:29,323 - or I end the fries-and-gravy train. - Oh... Understood. 201 00:09:29,325 --> 00:09:31,826 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to enjoy some quiet time 202 00:09:31,827 --> 00:09:34,161 in my "because I can" can. 203 00:09:34,163 --> 00:09:36,245 - This is outrageous! - R!barb! 204 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:40,768 - Now, that's a kerfuffle. - What's... that doing here? 205 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:44,938 The townsfolk came to see us, and we had a vigorous debate 206 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:47,540 as to where the potty should be placed. 207 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,611 Order. Order! 208 00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:53,012 Why have you forsaken me? 209 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:55,715 Okay, okay! We'll move it somewhere more convenient. 210 00:09:55,717 --> 00:09:58,650 Occupied! Occupied! 211 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,187 Thanks to you, Lacey, 212 00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:03,890 the plasti-potty is now in the most convenient place. 213 00:10:03,892 --> 00:10:06,225 - Next to The Ruby. - Congrats! 214 00:10:06,227 --> 00:10:09,195 You're the town's number-one and number-two hero. 215 00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:18,547 Lacey gets front-of-the-line VIP access whenever she wants. 216 00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:19,750 I don't want. 217 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:22,184 The only way to secretly keep the bathroom you love 218 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,620 is to publicly use the bathroom you hate. 219 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:28,624 - Oh! Do I have to? - Go on, Lacey. Get in there! 220 00:10:28,626 --> 00:10:31,662 - Make your bladder gladder. - You're gonna pay. 221 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:34,797 Literally. For all the food! 222 00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:38,801 Everything okay in there? Didn't fall in, did ya? 223 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,669 Ha-ha-ha. Fall in? 224 00:10:40,671 --> 00:10:42,272 Oh, I've never thought of falling in, and now... 225 00:10:42,273 --> 00:10:46,108 Oh, god! Now all I can think about is falling in! 226 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,679 Ah-ha! That's where the pipes intersect 227 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,680 and you suckers have congregated. 228 00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:54,617 Hey, Wanda. You're missing some great Lacey-baiting out there. 229 00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:57,152 Can't talk. Gotta go wrestle some gators. 230 00:10:57,153 --> 00:10:59,220 Yeah, speaking of whatever you're talking about, 231 00:10:59,222 --> 00:11:01,423 don't tell anyone that our bathrooms here are... 232 00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:03,592 ...working. 233 00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:07,629 Huh. Yes, you may leave early. Thanks for asking. 234 00:11:08,765 --> 00:11:11,498 I thought monitoring the plasti-potty 235 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,401 in front of the police station was convenient... 236 00:11:13,402 --> 00:11:16,304 - Argh! - But this is even more convenient. 237 00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:17,405 Thanks, Lacey. 238 00:11:18,441 --> 00:11:20,943 These town by-laws are fascinating! 239 00:11:20,944 --> 00:11:22,810 Did you know it's illegal 240 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,746 to challenge someone to a duel while holding a duck? 241 00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:29,316 Ooh. Sorry. Unless you're holding a duck. 242 00:11:29,318 --> 00:11:32,153 What's this, then? 243 00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:34,788 Attention, plebes and plebettes! 244 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,690 Your days of waiting in line are over. 245 00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:39,025 Now you can wait in two lines! 246 00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:41,462 Behold! Hank's Pay-Per-Poo! 247 00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:44,531 Ooh... Smells like pine trees. 248 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,632 Nothing but the best for my customers. 249 00:11:46,634 --> 00:11:49,402 Heated seat, scented hand sanitizer, 250 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,839 - and a bowl of mints. - Well, that's unsanitary. 251 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:56,343 All for the low, low price of five bucks a plop. 252 00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:57,678 Do you have a permit? 253 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,179 You don't need a permit to go potty. 254 00:12:00,181 --> 00:12:02,648 You can't put handcuffs on Mother Nature. 255 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:06,754 According to by-law 43, subsection 12-A, 256 00:12:06,755 --> 00:12:09,321 "a sanitation unit shall not be placed 257 00:12:09,323 --> 00:12:11,925 within the town limits without a permit." 258 00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:13,460 What? How can I get a permit 259 00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:16,028 when Fitzy's out of town on important business? 260 00:12:19,783 --> 00:12:22,935 Sorry, Hank. No permit, no go. 261 00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:24,970 You haven't heard the last of me! 262 00:12:24,972 --> 00:12:28,554 I will fight for my right to potty! 263 00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:33,678 Okay. If my calculations are correct, 264 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,182 the clog should be right around this... Motha! 265 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:39,452 Oh! Whoa! 266 00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:42,421 I really croc-blocked the whole town. 267 00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,825 I wish there was someone around to hear that. 268 00:12:46,827 --> 00:12:49,460 Ha! 269 00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:52,797 I booked the photographer for 5:00. 270 00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:57,201 - Here. I made you hot chocolate. - Hey! Thanks. 271 00:12:58,504 --> 00:13:00,639 Wait a minute. This tastes funny. 272 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,408 Are you trying to drug me so you can give me a haircut again? 273 00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,476 Why would you think that? 274 00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:09,147 Well, the joke's on you. I want a haircut! 275 00:13:09,148 --> 00:13:11,449 Gotta look spiffy for this portrait... 276 00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:14,552 probably worth close to a thousand bucks by now. 277 00:13:14,554 --> 00:13:16,721 I even booked you an appointment at the salon. 278 00:13:16,722 --> 00:13:20,463 Looking a little rough around the edges there... woman. 279 00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:24,829 ♪ Mm-mm-mm Mmm, mm-, hmm-mm ♪ 280 00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:26,264 True or false... 281 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,865 if someone doesn't pay their hotel bill, 282 00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:31,502 - we can take their horse. - Please be true. 283 00:13:31,503 --> 00:13:34,404 Wait. Something's not right. Look at that. 284 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,845 That is weird. 285 00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:43,746 Two pregnant women in a town this size? 286 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:45,815 No! The line's too short. 287 00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:48,652 They're probably at that swanky new loo 288 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,386 Hank's running outside the Foo Mart. 289 00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:53,857 Unbelievable! After I told Hank he needed a permit. 290 00:13:53,859 --> 00:13:55,258 You go investigate. 291 00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:57,627 I'll stay here and keep an eye on this line. 292 00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:01,560 - Hurry up! - I'm hurrying. 293 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,632 I can hear you turning pages. 294 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:06,536 Hmm... 295 00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:08,770 Okay, carry the three, divided by "x"... 296 00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,606 subtract the hypotenuse... 297 00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:12,975 Okay! I know what I have to do! 298 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,191 Ahh! 299 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,385 Glad there was no one around to see that. 300 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:28,956 Karen? 301 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,691 Ahem. You're not on the list. 302 00:14:30,693 --> 00:14:32,328 I told you, you need a permit 303 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,795 to place that potty within town limits. 304 00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:37,465 Exactly! So I haven't placed it. 305 00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,734 It's not illegal if it's not touching the ground. 306 00:14:39,736 --> 00:14:42,770 Yeah, but... Y-you can't just... 307 00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:45,541 Damn! 308 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:48,576 There's got to be something in the binder about this. 309 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,314 I can't use our bathroom with all these people around. 310 00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:56,484 - Fix this, Brent! - Or? 311 00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:59,387 - Or I'll pull your free food privileges. - Pull my free food, 312 00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:01,888 and I'll make everyone privy to your privy. 313 00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:11,598 Looks like what we have here is a Mexican standoff. 314 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,168 No, it's not. 315 00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:15,703 Oh, because we're not Mexican? That's racist! 316 00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:16,938 And before you say a Mexican standoff 317 00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:19,406 needs three people, it doesn't. 318 00:15:20,609 --> 00:15:23,094 A Mexican standoff just means two or more 319 00:15:23,095 --> 00:15:25,579 participants cannot proceed or retreat without losing, 320 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,913 so they must maintain strategic tension 321 00:15:27,915 --> 00:15:30,816 until an outside force changes the event. 322 00:15:30,818 --> 00:15:34,887 Yes, very dramatic. But they're already making me 323 00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,288 use the plastic stench-closet. 324 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,323 You're the only one with anything to lose. 325 00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:41,926 Oh. Right. Plus, we're not Mexican. 326 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:45,114 Hey, everyone! I'm going down into the sewer 327 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:46,698 to find what's plugging it up. 328 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:50,035 - Who wants to go with me? - No! Don't go in the sewer! 329 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,537 Let the professionals fix it 330 00:15:51,538 --> 00:15:54,072 within the reasonable 18 months' time-frame. 331 00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:56,842 - Just use the bathroom here. - Wanda, no! 332 00:15:56,843 --> 00:15:58,943 Sure. They're on their own septic system. 333 00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:06,207 And an outside force has changed the event. 334 00:16:10,061 --> 00:16:12,661 Anyone want to order while they wait? 335 00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,098 I'm sorry, okay? 336 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:19,234 But you have no idea how much I hate plasti-potties. 337 00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:21,470 I swear, I'll find a way to make this right. 338 00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:23,338 Wanda, you need to make this right. 339 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,273 You're the one who blew the bathroom secret. 340 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,709 You shouldn't have lied to everyone. 341 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,677 And you shouldn't have taken food bribes. 342 00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:30,879 She's right! This is all your fault. 343 00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:34,316 Me? You seduced me with your salty sauces 344 00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:36,050 and your gooey gravies. 345 00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:39,254 And now that we all agree that you're both terrible people, 346 00:16:39,255 --> 00:16:41,322 I have something to confess. 347 00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:43,757 I can't believe Hank got the best of me. 348 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,260 You were right, though. 349 00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:48,096 These town by-laws are pretty interesting. 350 00:16:48,098 --> 00:16:50,331 You read them? When? 351 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,100 It's illegal to wake up a bear? 352 00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:54,703 Who'd even want to? 353 00:16:54,704 --> 00:16:57,238 - Come on! - My water broke! 354 00:16:57,239 --> 00:16:58,939 Maybe you should take a look-see 355 00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:01,809 at subsection 12-F of by-law 43. 356 00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:04,745 You hold it. I'll read without touching. 357 00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:07,280 It's your fault the sewer system broke? 358 00:17:07,282 --> 00:17:09,116 Let's stick to what's important here... 359 00:17:09,118 --> 00:17:11,719 - You flushed my present? - ...shared guilt! 360 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,676 If we work together, we can fix that little sewer problem. 361 00:17:14,711 --> 00:17:16,123 We don't know how to fix a sewer. 362 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:20,360 I do. Those expanding animals shrink in salt water. 363 00:17:20,362 --> 00:17:22,195 How on Earth do you know that? 364 00:17:29,804 --> 00:17:33,205 I can just know things without learning them the hard way. 365 00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:34,907 I'll get the salt. 366 00:17:38,046 --> 00:17:41,414 These just need to process for a few more minutes. 367 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,683 Oh! My Puber is here. 368 00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:47,435 - Your what? - That'll be five bucks, Louise. 369 00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:51,425 Oh, uh... Hello, officers. 370 00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:54,193 Beautiful day to not be touching the ground. 371 00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,994 You can keep your potty on your truck, 372 00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:59,265 but according to subsection 12-F of by-law 43, 373 00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:02,001 you can't use a parked vehicle for profit 374 00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:03,069 without a permit either. 375 00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:05,170 It's related to an early solicitation law 376 00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:08,339 when ladies of ill repute would hitch their wagons to... 377 00:18:08,341 --> 00:18:10,341 Whatever. I'll just keep driving. 378 00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:12,243 I called it "Puber" for a reason. 379 00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:15,381 - It's a pun based on "Uber"? - What? No. 380 00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:19,317 It stands for "Public Urination's Better En Route." 381 00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,686 Hey! What's happening? 382 00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:25,224 Louise... Louise? 383 00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:27,658 I smell smoke. 384 00:18:28,428 --> 00:18:31,096 Emma! Where's the shoe polish? 385 00:18:31,098 --> 00:18:34,298 Doesn't matter. Your shoes won't be in the portrait. 386 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,168 - Nor will we. - Holy hell! 387 00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:40,638 - What happened to you? - Hank. Hank happened to me. 388 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,807 Well, put on a hat or something, 389 00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:44,108 because we're getting this portrait taken. 390 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:48,500 - Not a chance. - We can't afford to waste three grand! 391 00:18:49,014 --> 00:18:50,648 You're sure this will work? 392 00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:52,616 Yup. The water will take the salt to the blockage, 393 00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:55,253 and the alligators will shrink to their original size. 394 00:18:55,254 --> 00:18:57,421 Nothing could possibly go wrong. 395 00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:59,924 - And yet every week, it seems like... - You ready, Wanda? 396 00:18:59,925 --> 00:19:02,927 Roger that! Release the salt! 397 00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:08,165 Emma, darling... how about we take a... 398 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,465 a nice, long walk in the park? 399 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,935 Mm? Take your mind off things. 400 00:19:11,937 --> 00:19:15,238 Nothing's happening. Did you dump all the salt? 401 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,641 Yeah. Things are fizzing on our end. 402 00:19:17,643 --> 00:19:18,442 Hang on. 403 00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:22,211 Something's happening now. It's working! 404 00:19:22,213 --> 00:19:23,514 I did it. 405 00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:26,548 Water's trickling through. Now there's a stream! 406 00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:28,656 In my experience, things open up pretty quick. 407 00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:30,184 You might want to get out of there now. 408 00:19:30,219 --> 00:19:31,920 Wha? Repeat that? 409 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,856 I couldn't hear you over the sucking sound. 410 00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:37,518 It's really... uh-oh! 411 00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,928 Thanks, Oscar. 412 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,165 This has helped get my mind off that portrait fiasco. 413 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,168 Tut-tut, my love. 414 00:19:45,169 --> 00:19:48,271 - What's that sound? - I don't know... 415 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,007 but look, over there! Now! 416 00:19:57,645 --> 00:20:01,113 - How'd the portrait turn out, Mom? - Not bad. 417 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:04,082 I managed to salvage it thanks to a little photo-scotching. 418 00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:06,185 - You mean Photoshopping? - No. 419 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,425 Can't we do something about Wanda? 420 00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:16,126 Already on it. 421 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:21,599 Cupid? Bit sappy... but it does the trick. 422 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,467 Well, if we've learned one thing, 423 00:20:23,469 --> 00:20:25,469 it's that people love my gifts. 424 00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:30,206 Oh, you're back to work, are you? 425 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:34,077 Good news, everyone! We cleared the clog in the sewer. 426 00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:35,380 - Yay! - Woo! 427 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,582 - All right! - Now you can go home 428 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,383 and flush to your heart's content. 429 00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:41,418 Rhubarb! 430 00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:45,589 The mass flushing caused the pipes to crack, 431 00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:47,690 and sewage is leaking into the river. 432 00:20:47,692 --> 00:20:49,825 - Aww! - How can this be? 433 00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:52,897 Oh, come on! How does this affect us now? 434 00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:53,864 It actually doesn't. 435 00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:55,698 The leak is downstream from the town. 436 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,034 So? 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