Original subtitles

WELCOME TO HONG KONG, BELOVED FAMILY

AND DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND.

COME. I'LL SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOMS.

HEY, DAD. DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE

WE CAN DIAL DOWN THE CRAZED SIGHTSEEING

ON THIS VACATION A LITTLE BIT?

OH, DON'T WORRY, JAKE.

I'VE NARROWED OUR MUST-SEE LIST

TO A MERE 748 SIGHTS AND/OR ATTRACTIONS.

BUT, DAD, ISN'T THIS THE TIME FOR YOU

TO, YOU KNOW, CHILL OUT

AND GET TO KNOW YOUR FAMILY?

OH, OF COURSE, JAKE.

THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SEE WHERE

YOUR MOM'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY COMES FROM.

I DON'T WANT TO MISS A SINGLE SOLITARY THING.

OH.

AH. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE GRAMPS IS SPRINGING FOR US

TO TAG ALONG ON THE BIG FAMILY VACATION.

HEY, JAKEY. WHAT'S WRONG? WATER TOO HOT FOR YOU?

IT'S ROSE.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE THE CHANCE TO SEE HER AGAIN,

BUT SHE'S HERE IN HONG KONG.

JAKEY, YOU WISHED FOR HER TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE,

AND SHE GOT IT.

IT JUST DOESN'T INCLUDE YOU, DUDE.

YOU HAVE TO LET HER GO.

I KNOW. COME ON.

LET'S KICK BACK AND ENJOY THE VIEW.

WE GOT THE HARBOR OVER THERE,

THE CITY DOWN THERE.

YO, LOOK AT THOSE HILLS.

Grandpa: THE TALLEST ONE IS CALLED

VICTORIA PEAK.

YUP, BUT IT'S KNOWN BY THE LOCALS

AS THE BACK OF THE DRAGON.

THE FIRST DRAGON TEMPLE WAS BUILT

ON THAT VERY SUMMIT THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.

COME ON, SPUD. LET'S JUST ROTATE BACK INSIDE

AND DIAL FOR SOME ROOM SERVICE.

YUP. [SNIFFING]

I THINK I SMELL SOME DRAGON BUSINESS IN THE AIR.

COME ON, G. I'M ON VACATION HERE, REMEMBER?

I AM SORRY, YOUNG DRAGON,

BUT THE TIMING OF THIS VACATION IS NO COINCIDENCE.

YOU SEE, THAT TEMPLE ONLY APPEARS ON THE HILL

ONCE EVERY THOUSAND YEARS DURING A VERY RARE LUNAR ECLIPSE

WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE--BADUMSKY--TOMORROW NIGHT!

AND ON THAT NIGHT, ALL OF THE WORLD'S DRAGONS

GATHER THERE FOR A MANDATORY MEETING.

YEAH, BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.

THE ECLIPSE ONLY LASTS A COUPLE OF HOURS,

KIND OF LIKE MOST OF MY ROMANTIC ATTACHMENTS.

YA YA GA GOO GOO.

SO FOR THE REST OF THE TIME,

WE ARE COMPLETELY FREE TO ENJOY THE CITY

WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

YES. EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶

¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNING DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVEWIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ ¶ HEY! ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTING FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ¶

¶ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE NYC ¶

¶ YOU HEARD? ¶ ¶ HEY! ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ YOWW! ¶

OH, MY, OH, MY! WASN'T THAT SNAIL FARM SOMETHING?

AND ONLY 48 BLOCKS AWAY FROM OUR HOTEL, TOO.

JONATHAN, WAIT. LET'S TAKE A BREAK.

BUT, HONEYBUNCH, IT'S 10 A.M.,

AND WE'VE ONLY HIT 72 SIGHTS.

DAD, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHANCE

FOR US TO HANG TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.

YOU'RE SPENDING MORE TIME WITH THOSE TOUR BOOKS

THAN WITH US.

THAT REMINDS ME-- I REALLY WANT TO CHECK OUT

SOME OF THE STUFF IN THIS BOOK.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

THIS? OH, I FOUND IT IN YOUR DAD'S OFFICE

WHEN WE LOCKED UP THE STORE.

IT IS FULL OF COOL LOCAL STUFF

THAT IS NOT IN THE OTHER BOOKS.

MOM, THAT'S A MAGICAL TOUR BOOK.

HE'S GONNA FIND OUT EVERYTHING.

HALEY, COME ON. WE HAVE TO GET THAT BOOK AWAY FROM HIM.

GREETINGS.

[INDISTINCT]

CHANG JUST SNATCHED YOUR GRAMPS.

WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

CAN'T DRAGON UP HERE. TOO MANY PEOPLE.

WE NEED SOME WHEELS.

COME ON!

IT'S NO USE, AMERICAN DRAGON.

YOUR GRANDFATHER IS MINE!

HA HA HA!

HA!

AAH!

[SHOUTING]

AAH!

GUYS, WATCH OUT!

[HORN HONKS]

THEY GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

THIS IS THE HONG KONG CONVENTION CENTER

AND EXHIBITION CENTER, JAKEY.

THIS PLACE IS HUGE.

I DON'T MEAN TO BE A DOWNER,

BUT I GOT A FEELING THAT WE JUST WALKED INTO A, UH--

A TRAP!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

THE DARK DRAGON.

QUESTION. IS THE BAD-GUY LAUGH REALLY NECESSARY?

I MEAN, COME ON. IT'S SUCH A CLICHÉ.

OR IS IT A STEREOTYPE?

SPUD! NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

NO. NOW IS THE TIME FOR THIS.

DRAGON UP!

COME NOW. IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT AN OLD FRIEND?

HA HA HA!

UH!

[INDISTINCT]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW AND IMPROVED DARK DRAGON?

UH, HE DOES SEEM A LOT BIGGER.

YEAH, LIKE MAYBE HE'S BEEN WORKING OUT.

I HAVE IMBUED THE DARK ONE

WITH POWERS YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.

LET MY GRANDFATHER GO!

UH!

Dark Dragon: OF COURSE, BUT FIRST I EXPECT

A FAVOR FROM YOU.

TONIGHT DURING THE ECLIPSE,

THE WORLD'S DRAGONS WILL HOLD

THE TRADITIONAL THOUSAND-YEAR TOAST.

YOU WILL SLIP A FEW DROPS OF THIS POTION

INTO EACH OF THEIR DRINKS.

YOU'RE GONNA TO SLIP THEM A LITTLE SURPRISE

AT THE PARTY, YO.

AND IF I DON'T?

YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR GRANDFATHER AGAIN.

HA HA HA!

THERE'S THE EVIL LAUGH.

CLICHÉ.

JAKE, DON'T DO IT. DON'T!

UH!

GRANDPA, NO!

TOO MUCH EXERCISE.

UH, WHAT? DID I MISS ANYTHING?

WHAT HAPPENED?

OK, THIS IS DEFINITELY SOME KIND OF

DARK MIND CONTROL POTION.

IF YOU SLIP THIS INTO THE TOAST TONIGHT,

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THE DARK DRAGON A FREE PASS

TO RULE THE MAGICAL WORLD.

I KNOW, BUT IF I DON'T,

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO GRANDPA?

Dad: THERE YOU KIDS ARE!

HEY, I THOUGHT WE'D TRY THIS LITTLE

HOLE-IN-THE WALL PLACE FOR LUNCH.

YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO WALK THROUGH A WALL

TO GET THERE.

IMAGINE THAT.

Dad: WOW. WOULD YOU TAKE A LITTLE LOOKY LOOK AT THIS PLACE?

IT'S LIKE DINNER THEATER FOR DUNGEON MASTERS.

UH, YEAH. GREAT COSTUMES.

OOH, HERE WE GO.

IT'S A LOCAL SPECIALTY-- TRANSFORMATION TEA.

MMM. OH, MY. YEP, THAT NEEDS A LITTLE SUGAR.

UH, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE MENU.

WE HAVE TO RESCUE GRANDPA

BEFORE THE ECLIPSE TONIGHT.

IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.

YEAH. WE GOT TO FIGHT THE DARK DRAGON.

AND BY "WE," I MEAN MOSTLY JAKE

AND THE OTHER DRAGONS.

IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD.

ALL THE DRAGONS IN THE WORLD

ARE RIGHT HERE IN HONG KONG.

I DON'T KNOW, KID.

IF THE DARK DRAGON IS AS PUMPED UP AS YOU SAY,

HE MAY BE TOO POWERFUL.

YOU SEE, THE DARK DRAGON IS THE ONLY DRAGON

THAT'S EVER GONE BAD.

DRAGONS JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE

FIGHTING OTHER DRAGONS.

NO, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES.

Spud: ROSE? BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO FIND HER.

I LOOKED UP WHERE SHE GOES TO SCHOOL.

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

HEY, I GUESS I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT LETTING GO.

JAKE, SHE NEVER TRAINED TO SLAY DRAGONS.

SHE WAS NEVER A MEMBER OF THE HUNTSCLAN.

I KNOW, BUT SHE STILL HAS THE BIRTHMARK.

SHE'S STILL A NATURAL DRAGON SLAYER.

BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

THIS PHOTO OF YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST.

IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAD IT WITH YOU

WHEN YOU CREATED THE PARALLEL REALITY

OF THE--OH. MY HEAD HURTS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S A LONG SHOT,

BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE.

THE DARK DRAGON IS TOO POWERFUL.

YEAH, BUT EVEN IF YOU CONVINCE HER,

SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER NINJA HUNTSGIRL STAFF THINGY

OR ANY OTHER GEAR.

HEY, I KNOW.

THE HUNTSCLAN HAD LAIRS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

MAYBE THEY HAD A HONG KONG FRANCHISE.

CHECK IT OUT. I'LL GET ROSE

AND MEET YOU BACK AT THE HOTEL.

UH, I GOT TO GO MEET GRANDPA.

HE WANTED TO SHOW ME

HIS OLD NEIGHBORHOOD AND STUFF.

WELL, CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.

AH.

AAH!

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

HEY!

HEY, YOURSELF.

UH, IT'S ROSE, RIGHT?

DO I KNOW YOU?

YOU DO, OR YOU DID.

MY NAME IS JAKE LONG.

WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER BACK IN NEW YORK.

IT'S COMPLICATED. CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE AND TALK?

TALK? ABOUT WHAT?

IT'S JUST--

YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME.

I'M PRETTY OPEN-MINDED. GIVE IT A SHOT.

OK. HERE GOES.

THE HAPPY LIFE THAT YOU'RE LIVING NOW

IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY THAT I WISHED FOR YOU.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY A MYTHICAL DRAGON SLAYER

WHO WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE HUNTSCLAN

AND TRAINED SINCE BIRTH TO FIGHT AND SLAY DRAGONS.

I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME TONIGHT

TO VICTORIA PEAK TO SLAY THE DARK DRAGON

IN ORDER TO SAVE MY GRANDFATHER

AND POSSIBLY THE ENTIRE MAGICAL WORLD.

WHEW.

YEAH. I'M NOT THAT OPEN-MINDED.

Dad: YES SIRREE BOB,

THE HONG KONG BOTANICAL GARDENS.

WELL, WE CAN CHECK OFF NUMBER 128

ON THE OLD LIST HERE.

CHECK IT OUT. THERE'S AN ABANDONED HUNTSCLAN LAIR

JUST A COUPLE OF BLOCKS FROM HERE.

UH, HEY, PAPADOP, SPUD AND I ARE GOING TO, UH, GO CHECK OUT

THIS--YEAH-- MUSEUM THING.

A'IGHT?

OH, A MUSEUM. GREAT!

HOW DID I MISS THAT ONE?

LEAD THE WAY.

Jake: HOLD ON.

LOOK, IF YOU JUST LET ME EXPLAIN, I--

LOOK, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

OK. IF I'M SOME SORT OF DRAGON SLAYER,

THAT WOULD MEAN THAT DRAGONS ARE REAL, RIGHT?

ABSOLUTELY, BUT WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS, ACTUALLY.

WE?

OH, YEAH. I ALMOST FORGOT.

I'M A DRAGON.

I'M OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT. BYE!

LOOK. WAIT.

LOOK AT THIS MARK ON YOUR HAND.

IT'S A DRAGON.

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

COME WITH ME SOMEPLACE PRIVATE.

I'LL TURN INTO A DRAGON AND PROVE IT TO YOU.

ROSE, LOOK AT MY EYES.

SOMEHOW YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER ME.

LET ME CALL AHEAD AND MAKE SURE MY FAMILY'S NOT HOME.

IF YOU HAVE PROOF, YOU CAN SHOW ME THERE.

WELL, THIS IS JUST THE STRANGEST MUSEUM

I HAVE EVER SEEN.

IT--IT'S LIKE SOME COMBINATION

OF ANCIENT CHINESE WARRIOR ARTIFACTS AND MODERN ART.

YOU KNOW?

OH, LOOK. IT'S SOME KIND OF INTERACTIVE DISPLAY.

I WONDER WHAT THIS DOES.

Female voice: SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.

T-MINUS 10 SECONDS UNTIL THERMAL DETONATION.

UH, WE GOT TO GO, MR. LONG.

YEAH. I THINK THIS MUSEUM MIGHT BE CLOSING EARLY TODAY.

DO WE NEED TO PAY FOR THIS STUFF

AT THE GIFT SHOP OR SOMETHING?

Spud: UH, YEAH. I'M SURE THEY'LL JUST SEND US A BILL.

WHOA!

Rose: SO HERE WE ARE.

ROSE, I'M SO SORRY I HAD TO SPRING

ALL THIS ON YOU.

IT'S JUST THAT MY GRANDFATHER'S--

JAKE, THESE ARE MY PARENTS.

YOU CALLED THEM?

I HAD TO. LISTEN, JAKE, YOU SEEM REALLY NICE,

BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME POWERFUL DELUSIONS,

AND I THINK YOU NEED HELP LETTING GO.

ROSE, NO. I KNOW IT SOUNDS UNBELIEVABLE,

BUT EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU IS TRUE.

I CAN PROVE IT. WATCH THIS.

DRAGON--OH!

PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM.

ROSE, WAIT! YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER ME.

YOU HAVE TO. PLEASE!

UH!

DRAGON UP!

NO. I'M TOO LATE.

THE ECLIPSE ALREADY STARTED.

I'M GONNA GO GRAB SOME ICE.

BE BACK IN A JIFF AND A HALF.

[DOOR CLOSES]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

LONG STORY SHORT-- GRAMPS HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY THE DARK DRAGON,

WHO'S FORCING JAKE TO SLIP A MIND-CONTROL POTION

TO ALL THE WORLD'S DRAGONS AT A SECRET MEETING TONIGHT.

OH. YOU'D THINK I'D GET USED TO THIS KIND OF THING BY NOW.

WHERE IS JAKE? HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE WITH ROSE

AN HOUR AGO.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'D BETTER PRACTICE MY FIGHT MOVES.

DRAGON UP!

SILLY ME. I FORGOT THE ICE BUCKET--AAH! OH, GOOD GOLLY.

HONEY, WAIT. I CAN EXPLAIN.

MY DAUGHTER. SHE'S--SHE'S SOME KIND OF

PINK FLYING REPTILE HERE.

UH, IT'S A MIRAGE. NO, WAIT.

UM, YOU'RE DREAMING. YEAH. IT'S--IT'S--

OH, IT'S MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY.

WE'RE DRAGONS.

I JUST NEVER KNEW HOW TO TELL YOU, HONEY.

AND SINCE THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG HERE,

I CAN TALK, TOO.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

HEE HEE. OK, LISTEN.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SIT DOWN. YOU KNOW--

UH!

OR LIE DOWN. THAT WORKS, TOO.

Dad: I KNOW I SAID

I WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOUR SIDE

OF THE FAMILY ON THIS TRIP,

BUT THIS IS A LITTLE MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR.

OK, LET ME JUST SUM IT ALL UP HERE.

YOU'RE ALL DRAGONS--

MAGICAL FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS.

WELL, IT SKIPPED MY GENERATION,

BUT MY FATHER, HALEY, AND--

JAKE! WHERE IS HE?

HE'S IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE, JOHN.

CAN I CALL YOU JOHN?

WE HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED MUCH

BEFORE NOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU.

WELL, IF JAKE IS IN TROUBLE,

THEN WE'VE GOT TO HELP.

COME ON. YOU CAN FILL ME IN ON THE WAY.

THE AMERICAN DRAGON-- LATE AS USUAL, I SEE.

JAKE, WHERE ARE YOUR GRANDFATHER AND HALEY?

THEY'RE GONNA MISS THE THOUSAND-YEAR TOAST.

UH, THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME.

YOU KNOW TRAFFIC.

HERE. LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND POURING THAT.

Dad: OK, ONE MORE QUESTION.

ARE UNICORNS REAL? SURE.

FAIRIES? YOU BET.

GNOMES, ELVES, MERMAIDS?

YES, YES, AND YES.

SANTA CLAUS?

JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD

AND YOUR FOOT ON THE PEDAL, WILL YOU?

WELCOME, DRAGONS, ONE AND ALL,

TO THE THOUSAND-YEAR GATHERING.

Dark Dragon: YES. THE BOY IS SLIPPING THEM

THE MIND-CONTROL POTION JUST AS WE COMMANDED.

Grandpa: JAKE, NO. DON'T.

QUIET, OLD MAN.

HIS LOVE FOR HIS FAMILY IS HIS WEAKNESS.

AND NOW WE TOAST TO ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS

OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY

THROUGHOUT THE MAGICAL WORLD.

Dark Dragon: HA HA HA!

GREETINGS, MY DRAGON BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

ALLOW ME TO PROPOSE ANOTHER TOAST--

TO DRAGONS RULING THE WORLD!

HA HA HA!

FOOLS! IT IS USELESS TO FIGHT ME.

THE DARK DRAGON SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

YOU ARE ALL UNDER A MIND-CONTROL SPELL

THAT YOU CANNOT RESIST.

YOU CAN THANK THE AMERICAN DRAGON

FOR SLIPPING THE SURPRISE INTO YOUR DRINKS.

JAKE!

I HAD NO CHOICE. HE HAS GRANDPA.

UH.

GO AHEAD, DOUBLE "D." MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING.

VERY WELL. KOREAN DRAGON,

I COMMAND YOU TO DESTROY

COUNSELOR RANDAM.

OH!

HMM. THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Jake: THE MEANING IS SIMPLE, DARK DRAG.

I DITCHED YOUR POTION AND GAVE THEM

A LITTLE LOCAL SPECIALTY INSTEAD--

TRANSFORMATION TEA.

GRRR. AAAH!

I TRIED TO GIVE YOU ALL THE CHANCE TO JOIN ME

IN RULING THE WORLD, BUT THE AMERICAN DRAGON

HAS JUST SEALED YOUR DESTRUCTION.

Jake: IF WE HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN DESTRUCTION

AND JOINING YOU, WE'LL TAKE DESTRUCTION EVERY TIME.

THEN YOU SHALL HAVE IT,

STARTING WITH YOUR OWN GRANDFATHER.

HA HA!

SORRY, TALL, DARK, AND UGLY...

BUT IF YOU WANT THEM...

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH US, TOO.

ALL OF US.

DAD?

VERY WELL.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO JOIN ME IN VICTORY.

INSTEAD YOU SHALL ALL--

UH, EXCUSE ME.

YEAH. SORRY TO INTERRUPT,

BUT I MOVE THAT WE SKIP THE REST OF THIS DUDE'S VILLAIN BANTER

AND GET RIGHT TO THE COOL KUNG-FU FIGHTING.

I SECOND THE MORTAL'S MOTION. ATTACK!

[SHOUTING]

WHOA!

OH!

I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION.

IT'S JUST BOTHERING ME.

WHEN THEY TURN INTO DRAGONS,

WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR CLOTHES?

AAH!

SPUDINSKI, WOULD YOU GET THIS THING TO SHOOT ALREADY?

TASTE THIS, SHADE DUDES.

SORRY. MY BAD.

HALEY!

HUH! WHOA!

GRRR!

I THINK I'M JUST GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE, YOU KNOW.

I'M AGAINST VIOLENCE.

REALLY?

[SCREECHING] [GROWLING]

BECAUSE I'M ALL FOR IT.

HA HA--OH!

UH, JONATHAN, WE'RE SURROUNDED.

LET'S SEE. SHADE DEMONS. WEAKNESS: LIGHT!

HONEY!

Dad: HEY, SHADE DEMONS. CARE TO BE ENLIGHTENED?

Jake: LOOKS LIKE YOUR SHADE DUDES

JUST GOT THEIR BUTTS KICKED BY MY DAD.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF MY DARK POWERS!

UH!

SO MUCH POWER. IT'S TOO EASY.

HA HA HA!

YEAH. YOU MIGHT BE WINNING,

BUT THAT EVIL LAUGH IS STILL A CLICHÉ, SO THERE.

AAH!

HE'S NOT KIDDING ABOUT THAT DARK POWER STUFF.

IT'S NO USE.

EVEN ALL OF US TOGETHER

ARE NO MATCH FOR HIM.

HA!

ARE THERE NONE WHO CAN CHALLENGE ME?

HYAH!

LOOK. IT'S A SLAYER.

BUT HOW? WHO IS SHE?

LET'S JUST SAY SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND.

ROSE, HEADS UP.

[GROANING]

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE

BEFORE THE ECLIPSE ENDS,

OR WE'LL BE STUCK IN THIS TEMPLE

FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS, OK?

Jake: HUH?

ROSE!

UH!

[DARK DRAGON GROANING]

JAKE!

I'M NOT LOSING HER AGAIN.

UH!

UH!

JAKE, IT'S TOO LATE! LET ME GO!

UH! UH!

Jake: COME ON!

HUH?

AAH!

HA HA HA!

EYAH!

NO! NO!

UH! UH! UH! UH!

ALL RIGHT! BRAVO!

WAY TO GO, JAKE!

ROSE, YOU REMEMBERED. BUT HOW?

YOU LEFT THIS AT MY HOUSE.

LET'S JUST SAY IT BROUGHT BACK SOME MEMORIES.

[SIGH] WHAT A DAY.

I COULD GO FOR A LITTLE SOAK IN THE HOT TUB.

SPUD?

COUNT ME IN!

OOH, ME, TOO. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I'M SHEDDING.

GETS THE HAIR IN THE THING, IN THE FILTER.

AH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

GOOD NIGHT, YOUNG DRAGON.

ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE MADE ME PROUD

TO CALL MYSELF YOUR MASTER.

THANKS, G.

WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS WE STILL HAVE 6 DAYS

TO SEE THE SIGHTS IN HONG KONG.

YUP. SO WHAT'S LEFT ON THE LIST?

OH, FORGET THE LIST.

I JUST WANT TO CHILL OUT

AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY FAMILY, YOU KNOW?

DAD, YOU JUST FOUND OUT TODAY

THAT YOU MARRIED INTO A WHOLE FAMILY OF MAGICAL REPTILES.

IT'S JUST YOU SEEM TO BE TAKING THE NEWS PRETTY WELL.

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS DEEP DOWN, I ALWAYS KNEW

THERE WAS SOMETHING MAGICAL ABOUT MY FAMILY.

TRUST ME, THERE'S SOMETHING MAGICAL

ABOUT YOU, TOO.

OK, WHO DEALT IT?

[PFFT] NOBODY GETS ME.

DO THE SCRIPT.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO ESCALATE THIS.

MONKEY STEALS THE PEACHES.

DID YOU SAY HOLLA?

[WHEEZING]

¶ HOODY HOODY HEEDY HEEDY ¶

¶ HOODA HOODA WHA ¶

PASS THE DRAGON WHAT, NOW?

SNACK MIX.

BLECH.

[COUGHS]

AUF WEINERSTEIN.

THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF PEANUTS.

BLEACH!

DO I HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR THAT?

Haley: I'LL PICK UP AN ENERGY DRINK AND SOME PORK RINDS

ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL.