Original subtitles

"HALLOWEEN DANCE"? ONLY THE TEACHERS DRESS UP.

"FIFTIES SOCK HOP"! MORE LIKE A STINKY FOOT HOP.

WHAT YOU THINK, JAKEY?

[CRUNCH]

WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING?

OH, I DON'T KNOW. I COULDN'T HEAR MYSELF

THROUGH THE CRACKLE SMACKING SNACK ATTACKING.

SORRY. BUT YOU GOT TO TRY THIS NEW PLACE--DER FRY HUT.

THESE FLAMING CRISPIRITOS ARE SO SPICY,

I HAVE TO BLOW FIRE JUST TO COOL MY MOUTH.

AHH.

AS STUDENT BODY CO-PRESIDENT,

THE EYES OF FILLMORE ARE ON ME

TO COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THEME

FOR THE NEXT SCHOOL DANCE.

I MEAN, WE'VE DONE IT ALL.

Spud: NOT QUITE ALL.

[IMITATING FANFARE]

Jake: COOL! LOLLIPOPS. I COULD USE SOME DESSERT

TO CAP OFF MY DER FRY HUT GOODNESS.

AH, AH, AH, AH!

THIS IS A DIORAMA OF A DANCE HONORING A SEASONAL EVENT

THAT HAS BEEN OVERLOOKED FAR TOO LONG,

THE FIRST EVER DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME DANCE AND FITNESS EXPO.

YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO TELL ME THAT'S THE GYM.

AND WHY IS THE CHEERLEADER DOLL KISSING THE POTATO

IN YOUR LITTLE FREAK-FEST?

POTATO--SPUD.

STACY. STACY.

THAT'S WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT--

ABUSING YOUR CO-PRESIDENTIAL POWERS

FOR A LOVE CONNECTION.

WHAT GOOD ARE PRESIDENTIAL POWERS

IF YOU CAN'T USE THEM TO GET GIRLS?

BESIDES, YOU GUYS KNOW I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH LUCK

CONVINCING STACY THAT SHE LIKES ME.

[RECORD SCRATCHING ON SOUNDTRACK]

HI, STACY. EW!

[RECORD SCRATCHING ON SOUNDTRACK]

HI, STACY. EW!

[RECORD SCRATCHING ON SOUNDTRACK]

HI, STACY. EW!

SO WHY WOULD STACY SAY YES TO YOU THIS TIME?

HENCE THE BRILLIANCE OF A DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME DANCE AND FITNESS EXPO--

TWO THINGS STACY LOVES--

DAYLIGHT AND FITNESS.

I'VE GOT IT ALL PLANNED TO THE SMALLEST DETAIL.

WAIT A MINUTE!

WHERE ARE JAKEY AND I IN YOUR LITTLE WHACKED-OUT WORLD?

YOU'RE RIGHT OVER-- HEY! WHERE ARE THE GINGERBREAD COOKIES?

[CRUNCH CRUNCH]

OH. SORRY. WAS THIS YOU?

[SIGHS]

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶

¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNING DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVEWIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ ¶ HEY! ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTING FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ¶

¶ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE NYC ¶

¶ YOU HEARD? ¶ ¶ HEY! ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ YOWW! ¶

THAT'S YOUR LUNCH?!

CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON TORTILLA CHIPS?

CHOCO NACHOS, ANOTHER DELICACY FROM DER FRY HUT.

WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR CHOW CHOICES LATELY?

SHOULDN'T THE AMERICAN DRAGON STAY IN SHAPE?

YEAH. IF THERE'S SOMETHING TO STAY IN SHAPE FOR.

THE DRAGON BUSINESS HAS BEEN SLOW FOR WEEKS.

EVEN GRAMPS TOOK TIME OFF

FOR HIS ANNUAL MEDITATION RETREAT TO TIBET.

[HIGH-ENERGY DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

I FIGURE IF HE'S TAKING A BREAK,

I CAN TAKE A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIET AND TRAINING.

SORT OF MY TUMMER VACATION.

LIGHTEN UP, TRIX.

I WOULDN'T BE ON THE CHOW-TOWN EXPRESSWAY

UNLESS I WAS POSITIVE NOTHING WAS GOING DOWN IN THE MAGICAL WORLD.

[COUGHS]

OHH. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO MAKE A MASCARA THAT WON'T RUN

AFTER YOU'VE BEEN STUCK IN STONE FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS?

OH, SPHINX.

MY POWER BRACELET'S BROKEN.

OH. MY SISTERS ARE SO GONNA GET THEIR SNAKES IN A BUNCH

IF I DON'T BREAK THEM FREE.

THERE SHE IS.

OK, TIME TO PUT MY PERFECT PLAN INTO PLACE.

WAIT. I'VE GOT TO PRACTICE ASKING HER OUT ONE MORE TIME.

Jake: YOU WROTE A SCRIPT?

DUDE, JUST BE YOURSELF.

TRIXIE, WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME IF I WAS JUST MYSELF?

DO THE SCRIPT.

[BRITISH ACCENT] GOOD AFTERNOON, ALL.

YO. HEY, NIGEL.

COME ON, JAKE. FINAL TEST RUN.

OK, YOU BE STACY.

AHEM.

STACY, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY DAYLIGHT AND FITNESS.

[WHISTLE BLOWING, SNARE DRUM PLAYING ON SOUNDTRACK]

SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO

TO THE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME AND FITNESS EXPO WITH ME?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

OH, NO. I'M SORRY, SPUD.

NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T TURN ME DOWN.

STICK TO THE SCRIPT.

OH, AND DO IT IN A GIRLY VOICE, LIKE THIS.

[HIGH-PITCHED TONE] "SPUD, I WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU."

UH, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A CHARACTER MISSING IN YOUR SCRIPT.

IN SHORT, I WOULD BE HONORED TO SHARE

THE DAWNING OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

WITH A DATE WHOSE BRILLIANCE RIVALS THE SUN ITSELF.

OK.

[KISS]

NO!

MM!

SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME LICORICE?

I'LL UNTIE A COUPLE OF FEET FOR YOU.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH CANDY IN THE WORLD

TO TAKE AWAY THE BITTERNESS I'M DESTINED TO TASTE THE REST OF MY LIFE.

I FEEL FOR YOU, BRO. ROOT BEER?

WHAT WAS THAT?

THIS IS THE BEFORE PICTURE.

IF I'M ORGANIZING A DANCE AT A FITNESS EXPO,

I NEED TO SHOW MY FELLOW FILLMOREANS

WHAT DIET AND EXERCISE CAN DO FOR THEM.

SO AS OF RIGHT NOW, I'M TURNING THIS GARBAGE DISPOSAL OFF.

TRIX, STOP TRIPPING. IT'S JUST A LITTLE HARMLESS SNACKING.

I WAS MAKING YOU GUYS FRIENDSHIP NECKLACES.

Spud: LOOK AT THEM. SO PERFECT,

LIKE ONE OF THOSE PICTURES THAT COMES IN THE FRAME WHEN YOU BUY IT.

LOOK, SPUD, YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF, IS STACY REALLY WORTH IT?

UH, SPUD?

SHH! I'M ASKING MYSELF. OK. GOT IT.

YUP. TURNS OUT SHE IS WORTH IT.

WHAT?! NO WAY!

THANKS, GUYS.

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY NEXT: FIGHT FOR HER.

WHAT?! NO WAY!

AND YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN.

I WILL PROVE TO STACY THAT NIGEL THRALL IS

NO MATCH FOR THE ROMANCE OF ARTHUR P. SPUDINSKI.

OHH. WHY CAN'T I LEARN

THAT RHETORICAL QUESTIONS

DON'T WORK WITH THIS ONE?

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE-- OR YOU.

[SNIFFS]

AW! AW! AW!

[NEIGHING]

WHOA!

MY FAIR STACY, I COME TO WHISK THEE AWAY

ON MY MIGHTY STEED TO A STORYBOOK BALL IN THE GYM.

HEY, KID, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PET THE ANIMALS,

NOT TAKE THEM FOR A JOY RIDE.

OK. PLAN "B."

[SPUD TRILLS TONGUE]

SENORITA, MY DANCE OF PASSION FOR YOU.

BY WIZARD'S CLOAK, BECOME POISON OAK.

BLECCH! AAH!

[SPUD SPITS]

YUP, SPUD, IT LOOKS LIKE POISON OAK.

WELL, THAT EXPLAINS THE ITCHIES.

LOOK, SPUD, THIS TIME, WE'RE NOT ASKING YOU TO ASK YOURSELF

IF STACY'S WORTH IT,

WE'RE TELLING YOU. SHE'S NOT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY ROMANTIC SKILLS DIDN'T SEND HER INTO MY ARMS,

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE NIGEL'S SCRATCHY-CADABRA SPELL COMING.

A SPELL. THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHY SHE'S INTO HIM.

HE MUST HAVE CAST

SOME KIND OF "LIKE-US NIGEL-US, NOT-US SPUD-US."

OR YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. RIDICULOUS.

I DEMAND-US JUSTICE.

WE'LL FIGHT MAGIC WITH MAGIC.

JAKE, HELP ME OUT HERE, BRO. COME ON.

[RINGTONE]

SORRY, SPUD. IT'S FU. I'M OUT.

AND YOU BETTER NOT STOP AT DER FRY HUT ON THE WAY.

MM! OUR GRUNION INFORMANT REPORTS

THAT ONE OF THE GORGON SISTERS

HAS ESCAPED FROM HER STONE PRISON.

HEY, DETECTIVE, WANT A FISH TACO

OR IS THAT JUST WEIRD?

KID, GIVE YOUR CHOPPERS A BREAK

SO YOU CAN HEAR DETECTIVE DERCETO.

SHE'S TRYING TO WARN US ABOUT FURY.

FURY'S OUT? I'D BETTER BACK OFF THE JUNK.

IT'S ALL YOURS, FU.

UH-UH. WHEN YOU HIT 600 YEARS OLD, LIKE I HAVE, KID,

YOU CAN'T EAT LIKE YOU DID IN YOUR 200s.

FORTUNATELY, WE FOUND HER BROKEN BRACELET

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HARBOR.

WITHOUT IT, SHE'LL BE UNABLE TO FREE

HER SISTERS-- MEDUSA AND EURYALE.

UNFORTUNATELY, FURY CAN REGAIN FULL POWERS

IF SHE FINDS ANOTHER PHOENICIAN SNAKE BRACELET,

LIKE THIS LITTLE BABY WE'VE BEEN KEEPING SAFE IN THE VAULT.

SO YOU'RE SAYING WE'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL, RIGHT?

I CAN GET BACK TO MY FOODAPALOOZA.

WE MUST BE CAREFUL, JAKE.

FURY WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO GET ANOTHER BRACELET.

PHOENICIAN SNAKE BRACELET, HUH?

LET ME CHECK WITH MY SUPPLIERS.

AH, HERE'S ONE.

OH, IT'S AT LAO SHI'S ON CANAL STREET.

HE'LL NEVER GIVE IT UP.

THAT OLD GOAT'S A PACK RAT.

JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE. THE AMERICAN DRAGON'S GRANDFATHER?

YEAH. LOOK, IT'S BEEN A SLOW WEEK.

WHY DON'T YOU PICK OUT A COUPLE OF YETI BONE BRACELETS

FROM OUR CLEARANCE TABLE?

UH, HI. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF LOVE SPELL UNDOER,

PREFERABLY IN A BUBBLE GUM FLAVOR.

I'M SORRY. ARE YOU A WARLOCK OR A WIZARD OR--CAN I SEE SOME I.D.?

OH, UH, I'M NOT MAGICALLY INCLINED,

BUT MY BEST FRIEND IS.

YOU PROBABLY KNOW HIM--

THE AMERICAN DRAGON. I THINK THAT'S ALL THE I.D. I NEED.

WHOA! OHH.

I ALSO HAVE A VERY IDENTIFIABLE BIRTHMARK

BETWEEN MY--

HA HA. HI. EXCUSE ME.

I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING. YOU NEED A SPELL REMOVED.

UH, AREN'T YOU FURY? PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

OH, GOSH. NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE THINKING OF THE OLD FURY.

I'VE CHANGED. I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN STONE LIKE I WAS,

YOU HAVE TIME TO REALIZE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS.

HUH. OK. UM, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. ADIOS!

WHAT?! OHH. YOU DON'T TRUST ME. IT'S OK.

NOBODY DOES. THAT'S WHY I'M OUT TRYING

TO PROVE TO THE WORLD ONE GOOD DEED AT A TIME

THAT THIS GORGON HAS GOR-GONE GOOD.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

MAYBE I CAN HELP.

WELL, UM, THERE'S THIS GUY.

HE PUT A SPELL ON A CHEERLEADER I WAS GOING TO ASK

TO THE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME DANCE AND FITNESS EXPO.

HE JUST SLITHERED IN AND--

OK, OK! I GET IT.

SO HOW ABOUT I JUST MAKE HER LIKE YOU?

LIKE ME OR--

LIKE LIKE YOU.

I LIKE LIKEY.

OK, SO WHAT DO YOU NEED FOR THE MAGIC?

A LOCK OF STACY'S HAIR?

I HAVE A COLLECTION THAT'S CROSS-INDEXED BY DATE AND SHAMPOO SMELL.

ACTUALLY, FUNNY STORY.

I'M HAVING A SMIDGE OF A POWER FIZZLE-OUT RIGHT NOW.

WHAT I COULD REALLY USE IS A SPECIAL BRACELET TO RESTORE MY POWER.

REALLY? I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHERE.

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

OK. CAN I TELL MY FRIENDS?

NO! IT'S A SECRET. UGH.

THIS WOULD BE EASIER WITH A MONKEY.

OH. CARAMEL CORN, HUH?

IT LOOKS...SO...TASTY.

[LOUD BURP] IT WAS.

BUT THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF UNPOPPED KERNELS.

YEAH. WHAT A WASTE.

HOLD ON.

I'M WAITING.

THERE. I SAID IT. RACE YOU TO THE BOTTOM!

REACH FOR IT AGAIN

AND I'LL TAKE YOUR HAND OFF WITH A RICE CAKE.

OH, MAN!

COME TO FU DOG, MY CARAMEL LOVE.

[CLANG]

THIS IS HOW YOU'RE PROTECTING THE BRACELET?

WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT IT IN THE FRONT WINDOW?

IT'S THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE.

FURY IS SO INTO HERSELF,

SHE'D NEVER TOUCH CARAMEL CORN.

TOO FATTENING.

HEY, GUYS, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY,

AND I WAS THINKING, WOW! GRAMPS SURE HAS

A TON OF COOL MAGICAL GEAR AROUND THE SHOP.

YOU GOT YOUR CRYSTALS, POTIONS, GADGETS. HMM.

WHAT ELSE?

WHAT AM I MISSING?

UH, KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

WE GOT ENOUGH BROKEN STUFF AROUND HERE.

I'M GONNA FIND A PLACE TO STASH THIS.

Spud: HMM.

I LOVE--I MEAN LIKE YOU, SPUD.

LIKE LIKE YOU.

UH...

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO KEEP YOUR BRACELET?

WELL, HOW ABOUT MY HOUSE?

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST LAME-BRAINED,

IDIOTIC-- BRILLIANT IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD FROM YOU,

SPUDINSKI. IT IS?

IT IS? IT IS?

YUP. WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING

FOR THE GREAT POWERS OF THE ANCIENT PHOENICIANS,

YOU DON'T EXACTLY START WITH SPUD.

YOU TAKE CARE OF THAT,

AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

OK, SPUD, LET'S GET THIS OVER TO YOUR HOUSE.

UH, IT'S COOL.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] I CAN HANDLE IT.

ANOTHER GOOD IDEA, SPUD.

THAT WAY, JAKEY AND I CAN STAY HERE AND PREPARE

A JUNK-FOOD FREE MENU HE CAN STICK TO BETWEEN NOW AND THE FITNESS EXPO,

WHERE HIS "AFTER" BODY WILL BE AN INSPIRATION TO THE STUDENT BODY.

AH, YES! YES! YES!

I CAN FEEL THE POWER COURSING

THROUGH MY SNAKES.

[FURY LAUGHING SINISTERLY]

[CACKLING]

WE'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M GONNA TAKE STACY AWAY FROM NIGEL, RIGHT?

HA HA HA!

COOL!

HEY, SPUD, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TRIXIE, HAVE YOU?

NOPE.

GOOD, BECAUSE I GOT A SLICE OF APPLE PIE IN HERE

THAT KEPT ME AWAKE ALL THROUGH HISTORY.

HUH?

"HERE'S YOUR APPLE MINUS THE PIE."

AW, MAN!

CHECK IT OUT, BRO. THIS WILL CHEER YOU UP.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY BREAKING UP WITH ME?

WHAT ABOUT THE DANCE?

PEOPLE'S TONGUES WILL WAG ON ABOUT US.

SAY AGAIN?

IT MEANS THEY'LL GOSSIP.

HA HA. I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT IT MEANS.

I JUST LIKE HEARING THE WAY YOU TALK.

SO, BYE, I GUESS.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

YEAH. BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT.

"MEET ME IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET AT NOON."

EXCELLENT.

[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES ON SOUNDTRACK]

UH, HI. SORRY I'M LATE.

YOU DIDN'T SAY WHICH JANITOR'S CLOSET. HEH.

LOOK, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,

AND I WAS, LIKE, THINKING ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF

YOU WERE, LIKE, DOING FOR ME YESTERDAY.

AND I THINK I KIND OF LIKE LIKE YOU,

LIKE, LIKE LIKE YOU. ACK! SORRY. INSTINCT.

MY BODY IS TRYING TO, LIKE, REJECT YOU.

ANYWAY, WE SHOULD, LIKE, HANG SOMETIME.

REALLY? OK. WELL, HOW ABOUT NOW?

YEAH. UH, THAT'S THE THING.

WE CAN, LIKE, DO STUFF,

BUT ONLY IF NOBODY ACTUALLY, LIKE, SEES US TOGETHER.

TOTALLY. WHY?

WELL, WE BOTH HAVE REPUTATIONS,

AND I REALLY WANT TO KEEP MINE.

YEAH. YOURS IS GOOD.

SO, UM, I GOT TO GET TO CLASS,

AND, UM, I KNOW THIS IS AWKWARD, BUT...

COULD YOU WAIT 20 MINUTES BEFORE YOU LEAVE?

UH-HUH, YEAH. I CAN DO THAT.

[INDIGESTION NOISE]

BYE!

THANK YOU, FURY. THANK YOU.

WELL-DONE, MY BURLY MINIONS.

YOU REUNITED ME WITH MY SISTERS.

NOW BEFORE I RELEASE YOU FROM MY MIND CONTROL,

BRING BACK 3 LARGE MOCHA LATTES.

AND DON'T FORGET THE BISCOTTI.

I CAN'T BELIEVE FURY TOOK SO LONG.

YEAH. SHE KNOWS WE HATE WAITING FOR HER.

HELLO. HA HA HA.

I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--

OK, OK!

WE CAN'T FIGHT IF WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

THANK YOU. NOW, BEFORE WE START

OUR LIFE OF WORLD DOMINATION,

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

WE DESTROY THE AMERICAN DRAGON.

HA HA HA!

[THUNDER]

WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SPUD'S NOT HERE TO HELP.

THIS WHOLE THING WAS HIS IDEA.

CUT HIM A BREAK, TRIX. NOT GETTING HIS CHANCE WITH STACY

WAS A PRETTY BIG BLOW.

HE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN GOING TO SHOW UP.

WELL, THAT JUST MEANS MORE WORK FOR YOU.

NOW, DRAGON UP AND FLY THESE STREAMERS OVER THERE.

SURE.

DRAGON UP!

[GROANING]

YOU'VE BEEN CRUNCH CREEPIN', HAVEN'T YOU?

UH, I WAS JUST HOLDING THAT FOR FU.

DANGER ISN'T GONNA WAIT FOR YOU TO GET BACK INTO SHAPE.

AND BY DANGER, I MEAN FURY.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I AM.

AND BESIDES, SHE'S POWERLESS WITHOUT THAT BRACELET,

WHICH IS SAFELY STASHED IN SPUD'S CRIB.

[FURY CACKLING]

WHOA!

UH!

OR NOT.

OH, LOOK, GIRLS, THE AMERICAN DRAGON.

HA HA. HELLO, TUBBY. HAVE YOU PUT ON A FEW POUNDS?

IT'S ALL MUSCLE.

AND I'M GONNA GIVE THE THREE OF YOU BEAT-DOWNS TO PROVE IT.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] YOU'RE...

IN FOR IT...NOW. AAH!

AAH! OOF!

[CRASH] OOH!

UH-OH.

UH! HE'S SO HEAVY.

I THOUGHT HE PUT ON WEIGHT.

OOH! I BROKE A NAIL.

DON'T LISTEN TO ME. I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED HIM INTO STONE

CLOSER TO THE HARBOR.

OH, JAKEY.

SPUD, WE GOT A 911.

FURY AND HER SISTERS JUST TOOK JAKE.

FURY? NO, IT CAN'T BE.

SHE LIED.

WHO LIED? FURY TRICKED ME.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO TURN GOOD

AND IF I HELPED HER, SHE'D HELP ME.

HELP YOU HOW?

Stacy: HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING, CREEP.

I BAKED YOU COOKIES. THEY'RE BEHIND THE DUMPSTER.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

YOU MADE A DEAL WITH FURY TO GET WITH THAT?

I'M SORRY.

BUT I THINK I KNOW WHO COULD SAVE JAKE.

YOU THOUGHT I HAD STACY UNDER A SPELL.

PLEASE.

WHY WOULD I NEED TO DO THAT WHEN I HAVE MY BRITISH CHARM

AND RUGGED GOOD LOOKS?

SO YOU REALLY DIDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE-US NIGEL-US ON HER?

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.

NO WORRIES, CHAP. SHE BROKE UP WITH ME ANYWAY.

UH, ABOUT THAT. I KIND OF HAD SOME MIND CONTROL HELP,

BUT IF YOU HELP ME SAVE JAKE, YOU'LL BE BACK WITH STACY LICKITY-SPLIT.

[SISTERS GROANING]

[TRIXIE AND SPUD COUGHING]

I THINK YOUR WAND IS DUE FOR A SMOG CHECK.

LOOKS LIKE THE SNAKE WENCHES ARE ABOUT TO DROP THE DRAGON

IN THE DRINK.

EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

UH, I DON'T REALLY KNOW.

OK, SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON HERE.

HURRY, LADIES. WE HAVE EVIL TO SPREAD.

AND THEN SHOE SHOPPING. DEFINITELY SHOE SHOPPING.

SPUD, KEEP THE GORGONS OCCUPIED.

NO PROBLEMO.

SOMEBODY OWES ME AN EXPLANATION-O.

FURY, YOU LIED TO ME! YOU'RE NOT GOOD.

UH, WHO'S THAT?

THE HEART-BROKEN SAP I USED TO GET ANOTHER BRACELET.

LET ME TURN HIM TO STONE.

AAH! AAH!

JAKE!

WHOA!

NO!

ANOTHER ONE?

THIS ONE'S MINE.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAVE YOUR ENERGY

FOR THE BEAT-DOWN THE AMERICAN DRAGON'S ABOUT TO GIVE YOU.

YEAH! UH, CAN YOU PUT ME DOWN FIRST?

AAH!

LET'S START OFF WITH A SHRIMP COCKTAIL.

HYAH!

DISGUSTING! EW!

THAT BOY HAS GOT TO GET HIMSELF BACK IN SHAPE.

ENOUGH OF THIS. LET'S FINISH HIM.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

NO...ENERGY. CAN'T.

HUH? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

YOU'RE WELCOME, LONG.

WHAT? HEY!

THANKS FOR THE MASK, NIGEL.

NO WORRIES. BUT WHAT ABOUT FURY?

SHE STILL HAS THAT BRACELET.

LET HER GO. I'LL DEAL WITH HER LATER,

AFTER I LIGHTEN MY LOAD A LITTLE.

WHERE DID SHE GET THAT BRACELET ANYWAY?

IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE ONE FROM GRANDPA'S SHOP,

BECAUSE SPUD HID THAT ONE AT HIS HOUSE.

RIGHT, SPUD?

I'M SORRY, SORRY, SORRY...

SORRY, SORRY.

YOU CAN STOP APOLOGIZING, SPUD.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

I WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT I PROMISE TO NEVER, EVER LET JEALOUSY GET

THE BETTER OF ME AGAIN.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I OWE NIGEL A CHEERLEADER.

WHILE WE'RE SPREADING THE "I'M SORRIES" ALL AROUND HERE,

DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SAY TO ME?

Jake: YEAH. I'VE GOT TO STAY IN SHAPE.

GOOD-BYE, JUNK FOOD, AND WELCOME HOME, HEALTHY EATING.

AND EXERCISING?

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

GOOD, BECAUSE DANCING IS GREAT EXERCISE.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU SNAPPED OUT OF LIKING ME,

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DUMP ME.

JUST GO AHEAD AND BE WITH NIGEL.

OK. I KNOW WHO I LIKE, POTATO BOY,

AND I TOLD YOU, IT'S, LIKE, YOU.

[INDIGESTION NOISE]

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET USED TO HIM, TUMMY.

IT'S OK, STACE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE THAT ANYMORE,

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT BEING MIND CONTR--WAIT.

YOU REALLY LIKE ME?

FURY LIED ABOUT THIS, TOO?

¶ AWESOME ¶

I HEARD YOU PLANNED THIS DANCE FOR ME.

YEAH. STUPID, HUH?

WELL, ARE WE GONNA DANCE OR NOT?

HECK YEAH, WE ARE!

HELLO! I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU.

OH. RIGHT.

[SONG PLAYING]

[KNOCK KNOCK]

Jake: SPUD, ARE YOU IN THERE?

MAN, WHO CARES IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH STACY?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE.

Trixie: YEAH. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.

SHE AIN'T EVEN MUCH OF A CHEERLEADER,

SHAKIN' HER NO-RHYTHM BOOTY UP ON TOP OF A PYRAMID.

YO, SPUD, BETTER DRY YOUR EYES AND COME OUT.

ROTWOOD'S COMING.

Jake, as Rotwood: MARK MY BALD SPOT!

COME OUT OF HERE OR YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED.

SCHNAKEN-HOSEN.

OK, THAT WAS STILL ME.

BUT, SERIOUSLY, THE MOPS ARE IN THERE,

AND WE JUST WANT TO CLEAN UP AND GO HOME.

SPUDINSKI!

SPUD, COME ON, MAN!

SPUD!