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THIS IS IT, JAKE.

WE'RE TIED WITH CABIN 7.

BUT, COUNSELOR JENKINS, MY ANKLE!

I KNOW, I KNOW. JUST SUCK IT UP.

THE WINNER OF THIS CROSS-COUNTRY RACE WINS THE MUGWOMP CUP.

Brad: FORGET IT, LOSER.

THE BRADSTER IS GONNA DESTROY YOU!

[GRUNTING]

HA!

HERE THEY COME!

JAKE'S IN THE LEAD!

[PANTING]

[COUGHING]

HUH? FIRE? AAH!

WHOA, AAH, OOH, STOP!

Brad: COMING THROUGH!

HA HA! I WIN! WHOO-HOO! WHOO!

SORRY, LOSER, BUT THE MUGWOMP CUP

IS MINE, ALL MINE.

YES! THE BRADSTER RULES! OW!

NO, NO, NO...

NO, NO!

YO. WAKE UP, JAKEY. WE'RE HERE!

HUH? WHA? WHO? WHERE?

CHECK IT OUT-- CAMP MUGWOMP.

AND WE ARE JUNIOR CAMP COUNSELORS!

WHOO-HOO! HOW COOL IS THAT?

THESE NEXT TWO WEEKS ARE GONNA ROCK!

¶ BOW NOW NOW NOW ¶

I HAVEN'T BEE BACK HERE SINCE I WAS JUST A LITTLE KID.

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S CHANGED MUCH--

CABINS OVER THERE, MESS HALL OVER THERE,

AND THE SAME MUGWOMP CUP.

UH, CUP OF WHAT NOW?

IT'S THE CAMP'S OFFICIAL TROPHY.

AT THE END OF EACH SESSION,

ALL THE CABINS COMPETE FOR IT.

Brad: ONLY JAKE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WINNING IT

BECAUSE HE NEVER ACTUALLY DID.

HA HA! SURPRISE!

THE BRADSTER'S A JUNIOR COUNSELOR, TOO!

Spud: WHOAAA!

HEY, GUYS. I THINK I FOUND THE LAKE.

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶

¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNING DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVEWIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTING FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ¶

¶ HIS DESTINY WALKS UP STREETS ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE NYC ¶

¶ YOU HEARD? ¶ ¶ HEY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ YOWW ¶

Jenkins: TWO JUNIOR COUNSELORS

WILL BE ASSIGNED TO EACH CABIN.

REMEMBER, AS JUNIOR COUNSELORS,

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WELL-BEING OF YOUR CAMPERS,

BUT EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY,

YOU WILL ALSO COACH YOUR CAMPERS

IN OFFICIAL MUGWOMP CUP GAMES.

YO, SPUD. WHERE'S YOUR LUGGAGE?

OH, YEAH. I DECIDED TO PACK LIGHT.

LIGHT? BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE BAG.

EXACTAMUNDO.

JUST THE CLOTHES ON MY BACK!

WHOA. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU'RE GONNA BE WEARING THOSE SAME NASTY CLOTHES

EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS?

EWW! NO! OF COURSE NOT.

I'M GONNA BE WEARING SOMEONE ELSE'S NASTY CLOTHES

EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

OBSERVE. YOU SEE, EVERY CAMP ALWAYS BUILDS UP

A VAST SUPPLY OF LOST AND FOUND ITEMS OVER THE YEARS.

I FIGURE I COULD GET THROUGH THE ENTIRE SESSION HERE

WITH NOTHING BUT THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOX.

BUT, SPUD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S EVEN IN THERE!

THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.

IMAGINE THE MYSTERY, THE DANGER.

YES! YOU SEE?

I'M AN ADRENALINE FIEND

BEWITCHED BY THE THRILL OF THE LOST AND FOUND.

HOO HOO!

WHAT'S CRACKALATIN', Y'ALL?

CHECK ME OUT. YOU ARE NOW LOOKING

AT THE OFFICIAL JUNIOR COUNSELOR ASSISTANT

TO THE CAMP NURSE.

THAT'S GREAT, TRIX.

YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING

DR. TRIXIE CARTER FOR SURE.

MM-HMM! DR. TRIXIE CARTER!

WHOO! I DO LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

UH, JAKEY, DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW

WHY SPUD IS CARRYING AROUND A LOST AND FOUND BOX

AND A JAPANESE FAN?

TRUST ME. YOU REALLY DON'T.

SO WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO?

DID YOU GET A CABIN ASSIGNMENT?

CABIN NUMBER 9 IS ALL US.

COME ON, SPUD. LET'S GO MEET OUR CAMPERS.

I JUST HOPE WE HAVE TIME TO WHIP THESE KIDS INTO SHAPE.

WHOA, SPUD. CHECK THEM OUT.

WHOA! THEY'RE, LIKE, GENETICALLY ENGINEERED SUPERCAMPERS OR SOMETHING.

HEY, KIDS. WHAT'S UP, MY CAMP-PADRES?

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE JUNIOR COUNSELOR

WHO IS GOING TO PERSONALLY LEAD YOU TO VICTORY

IN THIS YEAR'S MUGWOMP CUP COMPETITION.

WELL, WELL, THANKS, JAKE,

BUT THE BOYS AND I HAVE ALREADY MET.

SEE, I HANDPICKED THEM FOR ONE PURPOSE--

TO WIN THAT CUP!

LOOK, BRAD. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HELD BACK,

LIKE, 3 GRADES OR SOMETHING,

BUT EVEN YOU MUST KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN A NUMBER 6 AND AN UMBER 9.

Spud: UH, JAKE.

SO HOLD UP. IF THIS IS CABIN 6,

THEN WHERE'S OUR CABIN.

Boy: HEY, GUYS. CAN I PLAY, TOO?

Jake: SAY WHAT?

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

ATTENTION, CABIN 9 CAMPERS.

I'M SPUD. THIS IS JAKE.

WE'RE YOUR J.C. BUDDIES FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

NOW, GATHER UP AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES, PLEASE.

HI. I'M BENNY. I GET PICKED ON A LOT,

SO I'VE SEALED MYSELF IN THIS BULLY-RESISTANT WONDER BALL.

PERFECT. JUST PERFECT.

[BOY CRYING]

I'M EUGENE! I'M SCARED OF EVERYTHING!

TAKE ME BACK TO MY MOMMY.

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING.

MARKY. I HAVE AN IQ OF 240

AND A CRIPPLING FEAR OF GERMS.

UH, CAN SOMEONE PASS ME SOME LIQUID HAND SANITIZER?

SOMEONE? ANYONE?!

HE'S CHRIS. HE'S CRAIG.

WE'RE IDENTICAL TWINS,

ONLY I WEIGH 5 POUNDS MORE THAN CHRIS.

NOT FOR LONG YOU DON'T!

ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GUESS I'M STUCK WITH YOU GUYS,

SO LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

I GOT TO CHANGE INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE.

OK. CABIN 9, LISTEN UP.

THE CAMP MUGWOMP CUP COMPETITION

IS A ONE-DAY EVENT THAT PITS CABIN AGAINST CABIN

IN A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT OUTDOOR EVENTS.

THERE'S CROSS-COUNTRY, CANOEING, ARCHERY, WATER SKIING.

SO LET'S HEAR IT. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOOD AT?

COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING

YOU GUYS CAN DO.

[BELCHING "CAMPTOWN RACES"]

WHAT?

THAT WAS IN PERFECT TUNE!

[SNIFFS]

AND WITH JUST A HINT OF BEEF JERKY.

Spud: NOW, WATCH CLOSELY

WHILE I SHOW YOU THE GOURMET ART

OF THE S'MORE.

COUNSELOR SPUD,

WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SKIRT?

UH, IT'S ACTUALLY A TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH KILT

OR A TABLECLOTH.

I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE.

ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT IT ONCE WAS LOST

BUT NOW IS FOUND.

OK. HERE, GANG. COME ON. FEAST UP.

ACTUALLY, IT'S AGAINST MY MORAL CODE

TO EAT ANYTHING CONTAINING HYDROGENATED--

OH, MAN. IT'S ONLY DAY ONE,

AND I'VE ALREADY TREATED 6 CASES OF POISON IVY,

4 BEE STINGS, AND 2 INNER TUBE RASHES.

OH. LOOK AT THEM. MY CABIN DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE

OF BEATING BRAD IN THE CUP COMPETITION.

JAKEY, REMEMBER, BABY,

THIS IS NOT ABOUT SOME STUPID CUP.

WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN,

AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANT,

THEY'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN.

ATTENTION, EVERYONE.

3-TIME MUGWOMP WINNER JUNIOR COUNSELOR BRAD

WILL NOW ENTERTAIN EVERYONE

WITH A FRIGHTFUL GHOST STORY--

THE LEGEND OF SHACKLES JACK.

HA HA HA!

SHACKLES JACK?

PSS. IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY

THEY USED TO TRY TO SCARE US WITH

WHEN I WAS A CAMPER HERE.

CAMP MUGWOMP WASN'T ALWAYS A SUMMER CAMP

FOR YOU LITTLE POTTY SQUATTERS.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO DURING THE CIVIL WAR

BETWEEN THE EAST COAST AND THE WEST COAST,

IT WAS A PRISON CAMP FOR THIS NATION'S

MOST HORRIBLE CRIMINALS AND OUTLAWS,

AND THE GHOSTS OF THESE FIENDS

STILL HAUNT THE CAMP TO THIS DAY.

BUT THE WORST OF THEM ALL WAS AN INMATE CALLED SHACKLES JACK.

I'M GONNA READ TO YOU DIRECTLY FROM HIS OWN JOURNAL.

"OCTOBER 31, 1864, I SHACKLES JACK KNOW

"THAT I SHALL NEVER LEAVE THIS PRISON ALIVE,

"BUT I HAVE CAST A SPELL OF DARK MAGIC

"SO THAT MY FELLOW INMATES AND I WILL ONE DAY

"ESCAPE IT IN DEATH.

"WHEN ALL THE PLANETS ALIGN,

"ALL OF US SHALL RISE FROM OUR GRAVES

AND SEEK OUR REVENGE ON THE LIVING."

Voices: OOH! OOH! WHOO!

BOO!

[SCREAMING]

GUYS, CHILL. COME BACK!

IT'S A JOKE. HE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU.

GOOD JOB, GUYS.

DID YOU SEE THOSE LOSERS FROM CABIN 9?

CABIN 6 RULES! OW-WHOOH!

YES, SIR, COUNSELOR BRAD, SIR!

Jake: GUYS, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S JUST A STUPID GHOST STORY.

NOW, GO TO BED.

BUT I READ ABOUT MUGWOMP'S HISTORY.

IT REALLY WAS A PRISON CAMP

DURING THE CIVIL WAR.

JUST BECAUSE IT WAS A HORRIBLE PRISON CAMP

WHERE INMATES VOWED REVENGE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S HAUNTED.

SPUD'S RIGHT. LOOK I WENT TO CAMP HERE WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.

I NEVER SAW ANY GHOSTS.

WHY WOULD THEY SUDDENLY SHOE UP NOW?

BECAUSE MARKY CHECKED IT OUT.

SHOW HIM!

IN EXACTLY 17 MINUTES,

ALL THE PLANETS ARE GONNA BE IN PERFECT ALIGNMENT.

JUST LIKE IT SAID I SHACKLE JACK'S DIARY.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT'S HAPPENED

SINCE THE CIVIL WAR.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.

UNICORNS MAYBE, LEPRECHAUNS SURE,

BUT NO GHOSTS.

YOU CAN TRUST US ON THIS, OK?

ERR.

AT LAST!

SOLITARY SAM, CHAIN GANG CHUCK,

PEG LEG PAT, ALL THE OLD GANG.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO FIND

SOME WARM BODIES WE CAN STEAL

AND POSSESS AS OUR OWN.

[ALL LAUGHING]

UH, LISTEN, COUNSELOR JAKE AND SPUD.

WE'RE SORRY WE GOT SO FREAKED OUT

FROM THE GHOST STORY LAST NIGHT.

OH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, LITTLE BUDDIES.

THINGS ALWAYS SEEM MUCH SCARIER IN THE DARK.

IT'S JUST-- THE WHOLE THING IS KIND OF--

EMBARRASSING. YEAH.

DON'T SWEAT IT, GUYS.

THE WHOLE THING IS FORGOTTEN,

LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.

AHEM. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

MYSELF AND THE CAMPERS OF CABIN 6

WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT A LITTLE SLIDE SHOW

WE'RE CALLING "THE FRAIDY CAT LOSERS OF CABIN 9."

NOTICE THE LOOK OF SHEER FRIGHTITUDE

ON THE FACE OF THE DOOFUS.

I CALL THIS ONE "WHEN PLANETS COLLIDE."

OHH. OHH.

AND TALK ABOUT A GOOFBALL.

Jake: ALL RIGHT, BRAD. THAT'S ENOUGH.

OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

FOR JUNIOR COUNSELOR JAKE LONG,

WE HAVE A SPECIAL GOLDEN OLDIE

GOING WAY BACK 7 SUMMERS AGO

WHEN HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY LOST THE MUGWOMP CUP FOR HIS CABIN.

HA HA! HA HA HA!

UM, COUNSELOR JAKE?

LISTEN. ME AND THE GUYS HAVE BEEN TALKING,

AND, WELL...

WE'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT TO GO

TO HEAD COUNSELOR JENKINS AND GET REASSIGNED

TO A DIFFERENT CABIN.

WHAT?

WELL, WE KNOW HOW BAD YOU WANT

TO WIN THE MUGWOMP CUP COMPETITION,

AND WE JUST FIGURE...

IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU

THAT YOU GOT STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF LOSERS LIKE US.

YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING.

I DO WANT TO WIN THAT MUGWOMP CUP AND BEAT BRAD,

BUT I ONLY WANT TO DO IT WITH YOU GUYS,

ALL OF US TOGETHER AS A TEAM!

WI--WITH US?

YOU MEAN IT?

BUT YOU SAW HOW THEY MADE FUN OF US

BACK IN THERE.

WE CAN'T SWIM, WE CAN'T RUN,

WE CAN'T SAIL, WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

RIGHT, WHICH MEANS I BETTER START TEACHING YOU

STARTING TOMORROW 5 A.M. SHARP.

SO WHO'S WITH ME?

"MUGWOMP CUP" ON 3.

1, 2, 3...

MUGWOMP CUP!

YAAH! OHH! UNH!

UNH!

HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT...

OHH!

Cabin 6 campers: HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT...

[GRUNTING]

UNH! AAH!

AAH!

[SCREAMING]

HUH?

EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH.

LOOK. JUST KEEP THIS TIGHT AROUND YOUR ANKLE,

STAY OFF OF IT, AND YOU ARE GOOD TO GO, LITTLE MAN.

UH, THANKS, COUNSELOR TRIXIE.

EUGENE, HIT THE OBSTACLE COURSE.

I WANT YOU TO GET IN 6 MORE LAPS BEFORE SUNDOWN.

YES, SIR!

DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR WHAT I SAID, BOY?

HE NEEDS TO STAY OFF THAT ANKLE.

AND HE WILL RIGHT AFTER WE'RE FINISHED

WHUPPING ON BRAD IN THE COMPETITION TOMORROW.

JAKEY, I'VE BEEN CHECKING MY MEDICAL RECORDS HERE,

AND GUESS WHAT CABIN IS LEADING THIS CAMP IN INJURIES.

THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S CABIN 9, YOUR CABIN!

I GOT SPRAINED ANKLES,

I GOT BLOODY NOSES,

I GOT BLISTERS ON TOP OF BLISTERS.

YEAH. I'VE BEEN TRAINING THEM HARD.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

MY POINT IS THAT MAYBE YOU'RE PUSHING

THEM A LITTLE TOO HARD.

THEY'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN, REMEMBER?

THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN LAUGHED AT AND HUMILIATED

BY GUYS LIKE BRAD THEIR WHOLE LIVES.

NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE THEM THE CHANCE TO DISH OUT SOME PAYBACK.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

HMM. ARE YOU REALLY DOING IT FOR THEM,

OR ARE YOU DOING IT FOR YOURSELF?

I JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

TO BE WINNERS, TO HOLD THAT CUP.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH THAT?

I'M TIRED OF LAYING LOW, JACK.

ME, TOO. WHEN DO WE GET OUR NEW BODIES?

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TASTE, TO TOUCH, TO FEEL!

PATIENCE, BOYS.

THE SECRET TO OUR REBIRTH IS IN THIS HERE CUP.

WELL, I'LL BE. IT'S THE VERY SAME CUP

THE WARDEN KEPT ON HIS DESK.

AH. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THE FIRST FLESH AND BLOOD HUMANS

TO TOUCH IT, THOSE ARE THE BODIES WE'LL STEAL

AND TAKE FOR OUR OWN.

HA HA HA!

LET THE MUGWOMP CUP GAMES BEGIN!

PREPARE TO DINE ON DEFEAT, LOSERS!

THAT CUP IS OURS!

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

HMM. LET'S SEE.

FORCE OF PROJECTILE TIMES WIND VELOCITY.

HUH?!

YES!

[GRUNTING]

Spud: STROKE, STROKE.

COME ON! "STROKE," I SAY!

[GROANING]

AAH!

HA HA! YEAH!

Jenkins: THIS IS IT, FOLKS.

CABIN 9 AND CABIN 6 ARE TIED

FOR THE LEAD AS WE MOVE

INTO THE FINAL EVENT--

THE CROSS-COUNTRY RACE!

DON'T WORRY, KID. THIS CHUMP IS YOURS.

TOTALLY WET, FREEZING.

M-M-MUST CHANGE. OHH!

Shackles Jack: NOT LONG NOW, BOYS.

WHATEVER TEAM TAKES THAT CUP,

WE GRAB THEM AND TAKE THEM UP TO THOSE ABANDONED CAVES

OVER THE LAKE.

GHOSTS! REAL GHOSTS!

THEN WE PERFORM THE RITUAL, RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT. THIS CUP IS THE VESSEL

THAT WILL LET US TRANSFER OUR GHOSTLY SOULS

INTO THEIR BODIES. HA HA HA!

Jenkins: THIS RACE WILL DECIDE

THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S MUGWOMP CUP.

RUNNERS, TAKE YOUR MARK!

UNH! I'M OK.

I HAVE TO DO THIS. WE HAVE TO WIN THIS CUP FOR JAKE.

GET SET.

HOLD UP. STOP.

I'M PULLING MY RUNNER FROM THE RACE.

HIS ANKLE IS SPRAINED. HE SHOULDN'T BE ON IT.

Jenkins: CAN'T HE JUST SUCK IT UP?

I MEAN, IF YOU PULL HIM,

YOUR CABIN HAS TO FORFEIT THE EVENT.

YOU'LL LOSE THE CUP!

I DON'T WANT THE CUP.

I JUST WANT MY CAMPERS TO HAVE FUN.

Brad: YES! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

THE BRADSTER WINS AGAIN!

CABIN 6 RULES! CABIN 6 RULES!

OW-WHOO!

[CABIN 6 CAMPERS CHEERING]

I'M SORRY, JAKE.

WHAT FOR? I'M PROUD OF ALL OF YOU.

AND I AM PROUD OF YOU, DAWG.

COME ON, GUYS.

LET'S GO CELEBRATE.

Spud: AAH!

Trixie: SPUD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BOY?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST SAW--

G-G-G-GHOSTS! IT'S SHACKLES JACK!

HE'S REAL! THE GHOSTS ARE REAL!

WE HAVE TO STOP EUGENE FROM WINNING THE CUP!

SPUD, CHILL.

I PULLED EUGENE FROM THE RACE ALREADY.

BUT THE CUP! WHO WON THE CUP?!

NO. WE'RE TOO LATE.

SHACKLES JACK HAS ALREADY TAKEN BRAD AND HIS CAMPERS!

OK, SPUD. WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU HEAR THEM SAY?

THE CUP HAS SOME KIND OF SPELL CAST ON IT.

THEY'RE GONNA TAKE BRAD AND THE OTHER CAMPERS

TO THE CAVES ABOVE THE LAKE

AND USE THE CUP TO STEAL THEIR BODIES!

LOOKS LIKE IT'S DRAGON TIME.

Brad: HA HA! SORRY, JAKE, BUT I KNOW IT'S JUST YOU

AND YOUR CABIN OF LOSERS TRYING TO SCARE US, RIGHT?

HA HA! JAKE, UH, RIGHT?

THAT'S FINE, BOY. YOU JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

I'LL BE TAKING YOUR BODY FOR MESELF!

OHH!

JUST THIS ONE LAST INGREDIENT,

AND ALL OUR SOULS WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THIS CUP.

AND WHEN THE SUN RISES IN THE MORNING...

OUR SOULS WILL GO FROM THE CUP INTO THEIR BODIES.

AND WE BEGIN OUR NEW LIVES.

Jake: IS THAT A FACT, JACK?

HYAH! UNH!

UNH!

HUH? UNH!

HEY! NOW THAT JUST AIN'T FAIR!

YOU'LL FIND IT AIN'T EASY BATTLING A GHOST.

UNH!

Spud: JAKE, HURRY. COME ON.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME,

I DON'T WANT IT HAPPENING IN A WEDDING DRESS.

AND MY SHOES DON'T MATCH!

Jake: HYAH!

UNH! AAH!

ERR!

HUH? WHA? WHA?

AAH! AAH!

JAKE, THIS LAST INGREDIENT WILL PUT THEIR SOULS INTO THE CUP!

NO! STOP HIM!

ARR!

NOW WE JUST GOT TO MAKE SURE THEY STAY IN THE CUP FOR GOOD.

HUH? AAH!

Spud: JAKE, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

NOW WOULD BE NICE, PLEASE.

YO, JAKE, COME ON!

WE'RE TAKING THE EXPRESS TRAIN.

HANG ON, GUYS.

[SCREAMING]

OHH! WHA--WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU JUST GOT SERVED, CHUMP.

THAT'S RIGHT. A LITTLE PRACTICAL JOKE.

HA!

BUT I--I MEAN, I SAW--

Benny: ANYBODY NEED A LIFT?

Jenkins: I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE,

CAMPERS AND COUNSELORS ALIKE,

FOR ANOTHER GREAT SESSION.

[GASPS]

[ALL GASP]

[HUMMING]

OHH! SPUD, FOR THE LOVE OF CHICKEN LEGS, BOY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, I RETURNED ALL THE CLOTHES

I BORROWED FROM THE LOST AND FOUND.

YOU KNOW, IN CASE ANYONE EVER COMES BACK TO CLAIM THEM.

THAT'S FINE, DUDE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES,

THE ONES YOU CAME IN?

HEH HEH. YEAH. FUNNY THING. I LOST THEM.

JAKE, WE JUST WANT TO SAY...

THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN US.

YEAH! TOTALLY!

THANK YOU!

DON'T SWEAT IT. UNH!

HA HA!

WE CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN, RIGHT?

SO WATCH THIS.

UH, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

WE AT CABIN 9 WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT

A LITTLE GOOD-BYE SLIDE SHOW TAKEN LAST NIGHT

AFTER CABIN 9 FISHED CABIN 6 OUT OF THE LAKE.

OHH...

NO!

IN THIS FIRST SHOT, YOU'LL SEE

A COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL BRAD INSISTING

THAT HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY SHACKLES JACK, A REAL GHOST.

OH. AND NOW HERE ARE SOME SHOTS TAKEN

AFTER BRAD'S TOWEL GOT SNAGGED ON A TREE BRANCH.

[LAUGHTER]

Spud: WHO ARE WE? CABIN 9!

HOW ARE WE FEELING?

MIGHTY FINE, AND WE'LL TELL

YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN THE KEY OF "G."

¶ WE GOT BEAT BY CABIN 6 ¶

¶ WITH HER EVIL, DIRTY TRICKS ¶

¶ YES, THEY SHAMED US WITH A SLIDE SHOW OF DISGRACE ¶

¶ BUT WE SURE GOT OUR REVENGE ¶

¶ THEY'RE THE ONES SCARED IN THE END ¶

¶ AND I HOPE THEY ALL GET BEE STINGS IN THE FACE ¶

¶ I HOPE IT HURTS BAD ¶