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OH, MAN.
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COME ON, FU.
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
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[DIALING AND RINGING]
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Fu: IF I OWE YOU DOUGH,
YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER.
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OTHERWISE, IT'S FU.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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AY YA YA YU!
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FU, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DOGGING PATROL.
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AGAIN.
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THERE'S A SEWER RIOT
GOING DOWN,
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SO I COULD REALLY USE
A SEWER TROLL REPELLANT.
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WHICH YOU HAVE.
SO DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
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[VOICES GRUMBLING]
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KEEP LOOK OUT.
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ATTACK EVERYTHING
THAT MOVES.
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COME ON, FU. I GOT
A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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LOOK. THE DRAGON'S BACK.
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BACK? I THINK YOU BOYS
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NEED TO GET SOME
BETTER LIGHTING.
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'CAUSE I JUST GOT HERE.
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GET HIM!
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WHEN DRAGON ATTACK TROLLS,
DRAGON FORGET SOMETHING.
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
IT'S MINE?
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WHATEVER YOU'RE UP TO, FU,
IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
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ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP.
I NEED SOMETHING.
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I NEED...AN 8!
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GO FISH!
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GO FISH! GO FISH!
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AH, FOR CRIMINY'S SAKE.
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT
TO TELL MYSELF,
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NEVER PLAY
WITH A CARDSHARP.
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NEVER!
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HEY, I AM A SHARK WOMAN.
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MY SHARKNESS
DOES NOT DEFINE ME.
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BESIDES, I'M JUST A BEGINNER.
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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YO, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
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I FLEW THROUGH 2 MILES
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OF STANK INFESTED
SEWER TUNNELS.
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[RETCHES] SORRY, GO ON.
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GOT COVERED IN WHAT
I CAN ONLY HOPE IS MUD.
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[RETCHING] OK, I'M GOOD NOW.
KEEP YAPPING.
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HAD TO CLIMB OUT
THROUGH A TOILET
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IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION.
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THAT'S GONNA MAKE IT.
OH...
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AND YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU BLEW ME OFF
FOR A CARD GAME?
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HEY!
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AH, MUCH BETTER.
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NOW, ABOUT THIS NECKLACE
THE TROLLS GAVE YOU.
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IT LOOKS FAMILIAR.
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I WILL DO
SOME RESEARCH ON IT.
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[COUGHING]
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SOMEPLACE WITH
BETTER VENTILATION.
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IT'S WEIRD HOW SMELL
AFFECTS TASTE.
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LIKE, I CAN'T SMELL,
SO THESE GRAPES
TASTE LIKE--
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EW!
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THEY'RE PLASTIC.
I SEE THAT NOW.
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KID, YOU GOTTA
UNDERSTAND,
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IT'S NOT JUST
A CARD GAME.
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MAGIC IS THE BUSINESS
OF RELATIONSHIPS.
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NEXT TIME WE NEED
INFO PRONTO,
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I'LL BE LOOKING TO
MY CARD BUDDIES
FOR THE TIP-O.
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FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO
HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS.
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LATELY, I'M GETTING
THE FEELING
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THE ONLY BACK
YOU HAVE COVERED IS YOUR OWN.
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JAKE, BUDDY, COME ON.
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WHEN HAVE I EVER
LET YOU DOWN?
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OK, NOW.
BUT BEFORE THAT,
NAME ONE TIME.
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LET'S SEE, THERE WAS
THE TIME WITH THE GIANT.
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DON'T WORRY, KID.
I'LL FREE YOU.
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HMM? HELLO, LADY.
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Jake: AND THE TIME
AT THE SKATE PARK.
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DON'T WORRY, KID.
I GOT YOU.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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HELLO? WHY, YES.
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I AM INTERESTED IN SAVING
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25 PERCENT ON
MY CAR INSURANCE.
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DOES IT MATTER
THAT I DON'T HAVE A CAR?
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[CRASH]
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AND THEN THERE WAS
THE TIME WHEN--
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OK. I SAID ONE.
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HOW MANY TIMES
CAN I APOLOGIZE
FOR BEING ME?
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I'M A DOG, JAKE.
I ACT LIKE A DOG.
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THEN HOW ABOUT ACTING
LIKE MAN'S BEST FRIEND
FOR ONCE.
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WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT
ACTING LIKE--
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[BOTH ARGUING]
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[MAKING NOISE WITH ARM PIT]
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WHAT? I CAN'T WHISTLE.
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OK, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHO TOLD YOU GUYS
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THAT BEING BEST FRIENDS
WAS EASY,
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BUT THEY WERE LYING.
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I MEAN,
TAKE ME AND SPUD.
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WE'VE HAD OUR SHARE
OF FIGHTS,
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BUT WE SQUASH THEM
EVERY TIME.
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YEAH. YOU SING IT,
SISTER GIRL.
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WAIT. WHAT FIGHTS?
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YOU KNOW,
LIKE WHEN I BURIED
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THAT GAG NASTY PINK
PALM TREE SWEATER
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YOU BOUGHT ME
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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YOU BURIED THAT SWEATER?
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
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OH, RIGHT, WELL,
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YOU KNOW,
I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.
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THEN I REALIZED
IT WOULD PROBABLY LEAD
TO SOME KIND OF FIGHT,
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SO I JUST LET IT GO.
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YOU WANT TO FORGIVE ME NOW?
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I DIDN'T BUY THAT SWEATER.
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NANA AND I JOINED
THE NATTERING KNITTERS
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AND I MADE IT.
NO, NOT IT, THEM,
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'CAUSE THAT'S NOT
A ONE OF A KIND SWEATER,
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IT'S A TWO OF A KIND
FRIENDSHIP SWEATER.
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YOU MADE TWO OF THOSE
NASTY THINGS?
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WELL, HOW COME I AIN'T NEVER
SEEN YOU WEAR YOURS?
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
TO WEAR YOURS
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SO WE COULD GO TWINSIES.
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WELL, IT AIN'T LOOKING GOOD,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A LONG WAIT.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
RUMPLESTILTSKIN LONG.
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RUMPLESTILTSKIN?
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LOOK, KID, I'M SORRY
I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU.
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BUT I'M HERE NOW.
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YEAH, WELL...
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COME ON.
I'M MR. RESPONSIBILITY.
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LOOK AT THIS.
MY ANIMAL GUARDIAN
SCHOOL YEARBOOK.
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I WAS VOTED
MOST RESPONSIBLE.
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"MOST REPREHENSIBLE?"
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HOO!
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REMEMBERED THAT WRONG.
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ANYWHO, I'M
TELLING YOU, JAKE,
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YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
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ARE YOU DOG COMMA FU?
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YES, INDEEDY.
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YOU'VE BEEN SUMMONED
TO APPEAR AT THE DMC.
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DEPARTMENT OF
MAGICAL CREATURES.
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ASAP.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
MY LICENSE EXPIRED?
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I DIDN'T GET ONE NOTICE
FROM THE DMC.
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DIDN'T YOU GET
LIKE 12?
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YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT ONE.
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DOG COMMA FU.
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YOU ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FROM
ALL MAGICAL GUARDIAN DUTIES
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
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YOUR RENEWAL TEST
IS SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
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I GOTTA GO 4 DAYS
WITHOUT A MAGICAL
GUARDIAN?
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[BUZZER]
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THE DMC HAS ASSIGNED
LONG COMMA JAKE
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A TEMPORARY
ANIMAL GUARDIAN
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FOR THE DURATION OF THE
PROBATIONARY PERIOD.
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SIGN HERE.
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NEXT!
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BANANAS B?
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BANANAS B IS WHAT
ME IS NAMING.
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ANIMAL GUARDIAN'S
WHAT I'M GAMING.
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I'M TELLING YOU, DOG,
YOU QUIT YOUR YELPING.
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I'M A MONKEY WAS SENT
TO HELP YOU.
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MEET YOUR FOREMATE, MATE.
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YO, CHECK IT.
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YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF
THE FIRST HIP-HOP HELPER
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ANIMAL MONKEY GUARDIAN, YO.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.
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[LAUGHING]
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DON'T WORRY. I'LL STUDY
FOR THE TEST ON FRIDAY,
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AND THIS GRUNT PICKER
WILL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR
FOR GOOD.
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YO, YO. NO DISRESPECT.
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BUT ONCE YOU'VE GONE MONKEY,
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EVERYTHING ELSE
BE SEEMING FUNKY.
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WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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YO. YOUSE WANT
TO THROW DOWN
AND SETTLE THIS NOW?
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OH, YEAH, MONKEY BOY?
BRING IT ON.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC STARTS]
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BREAK DANCING?
OH, IT'S PATHETIC.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'S A WHIMP.
A 'IGHT?
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GO 'HEAD, DO IT.
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OH! YEAH!
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OW!
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MY SCIATICA.
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STEP OFF.
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MESS WITH ME,
I'LL VOTE YOU
UNDER THE TABLE.
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YEAH. THANKS A LOT, FU.
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JAKE! THE NECKLACE
THE SEWER TROLLS
GAVE YOU.
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I KNEW
I'D SEEN IT BEFORE.
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HAND IT OVER,
OLD TIMER.
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MEES TAKE A LOOK.
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AI-YA! WHAT IS
THE MEANING--
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FU DOG, DID YOU ALLOW
YOUR LICENSE TO EXPIRE?
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AGAIN?
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UH-UH. DON'T PLAY ME
THE CHUMP, CHIMP.
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DOES ANYTHING
IN THIS PICTURE
BOTHER YOU?
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YOU WANT ME TO PICK
JUST ONE?
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WHOA. THE QUEEN
OF CRUEL IS WEARING
THE JEWEL.
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YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOU LET
THE REST OF US IN
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ON YOUR LITTLE
"AHA!" MOMENT?
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YOU GUYS REMEMBER CHANG.
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WAS GOOD, TURNED EVIL.
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PLOTTED WITH
THE DARK DRAGON
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TO RISE UP
AGAINST HUMANS
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SO MAGICAL CREATURES
COULD RULE THE EARTH.
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OH, THAT OLD STORY.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WHERE THE WOMAN BETRAYS
HER FRIENDSHIP
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AND UNRAVELS YOUR PINK
BAHAMAS SUNSET SWEATER
WITH HER LIES?
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YEAH. I KNOW IT.
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I KNOW IT WELL.
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WELL, IF CHANG'S NECKLACE
IS IN NEW YORK,
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SHE IS IN NEW YORK.
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AND IF SHE'S HERE,
NONE OF US ARE SAFE.
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BUT ISN'T SHE DOING
HARD TIME IN
THE MAGICAL SLAMMER?
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YO, YO. WE BEST BE TAKING
A LITTLE LOOK SEE
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AT THE LOCK UP DEN.
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WE AS IN YOU?
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THANKS, BUT I THINK
FU AND I CAN
HANDLE IT.
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ACTUALLY, KID,
IF THE DMC CATCHES ME
WORKING WITHOUT A LICENSE,
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I'M BANNED FOR LIFE.
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SORRY. BUT YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DO THIS ONE
WITHOUT ME.
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00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,262
UH, GRAMPS.
THIS IS ELLIS ISLAND.
232
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,688
IN ONE DIMENSION, YES.
233
00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,293
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
234
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,433
Jake: WHOA!
235
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:29,725
THERE SHE IS.
236
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,736
JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.
237
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,507
HASN'T EATEN OR SPOKEN
IN 10 DAYS.
238
00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:37,207
CHANG. THAT IS ALL
I NEED TO KNOW.
239
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,440
HMM. YO, YO. CHECK IT.
240
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,345
CHANG SPEAK NO EVIL.
CHANG EAT NO EVIL.
241
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,318
CHANG BE NO EVIL?
242
00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,351
OPEN YOUR EYES,
MAYBE YOU CAN SEE
243
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,693
ALL WE'VE GOT HERE
IS DOPPELGANGER CHI.
244
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,560
THAT WAS HER CHI
DOPPELGANGER.
245
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,888
CHANG HAS ESCAPED!
246
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,233
I MUST GO REPORT THE NEWS
TO THE DRAGON COUNCIL.
247
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,799
SURELY CHANG
IS ASSEMBLING AN ARMY
248
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,428
TO RESUME HER QUEST
FOR POWER
249
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,503
OVER CREATURES BOTH
MAGICAL AND HUMAN.
250
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:04,101
SO WHAT SHOULD WE
DO, KID?
251
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,544
A LITTLE RESEARCH?
SOME SURVEILLANCE?
252
00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,639
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
ANIMAL GUARDIAN TALK, YO.
253
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:12,611
WHICH IS A BIG NO NO
FOR AN UNLICENSED BLOKE
LIKE YOUSE IS.
254
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,933
HEY, BACK OFF, FU.
255
00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:16,451
WE NEVER WOULD'VE
FIGURED OUT CHANG ESCAPED
256
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,580
IF IT WEREN'T
FOR BANANAS.
257
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,215
YEAH, RIGHT.
258
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,420
SERIOUSLY?
259
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,791
AND CHECK IT.
ON THE WAY BACK,
260
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,389
HE OFFERED TO DO
MY HOMEWORK
261
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,461
AND CLEAN MY ROOM.
262
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,529
AH, BANGERS.
MEES A HELPER MONKEY.
263
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:28,527
IT'S WHAT MEES DO.
264
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,398
SO DON'T SWEAT
YOUR LICENSE THING.
265
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,657
SURE BANANAS
HAS HIS QUIRKS,
266
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,525
BUT MAYBE
HAVING HIM AROUND
267
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,843
ISN'T GONNA BE SO BAD
AFTER ALL.
268
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,680
YO, YOUSE BE WANTING
EXTRA CREDIT IN ALGEBRA?
269
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,810
ALGEBRO.
270
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,384
ALGEBRO.
271
00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:51,824
[LAUGHING]
ALGEBRO. FUNNY.
272
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,548
YOU KNOW, JAKE ALSO
BE A LITTLE HUNGRY.
273
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,837
YO, YO.
I'M ALL OVER IT.
274
00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:02,532
THEN I'LL...
I'LL WHIP YOU UP
A LITTLE KIBBLE NACHOS.
275
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:16,936
IT'S NOT ASSEMBLED.
276
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,283
HEY, NOT ASSEMBLED.
277
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,345
NO!
278
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,645
THERE YOU GO.
279
00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:32,193
MMM. THANKS, B.
280
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,530
NO WAY. LEVEL 76?
281
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,699
I'VE ONLY BEEN THERE ONCE.
282
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,427
GOT DISSECTED
BY A ZOMBIE DOCTOR.
283
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,332
OH, NO. YOU SHOULD
RECHECK THE MEMORY CARD.
284
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,603
YO, SO MOVE IT UP
TO LEVEL 76.
285
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,472
SO YOUSE CAN PLAY 77.
286
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,401
WHOA! THAT'S LIKE
THE COOLEST THING
287
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,306
ANYONE'S EVER
DONE FOR ME.
288
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,638
I WOULD'VE
DONE THAT FOR YOU.
289
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,284
YOU DON'T PLAY
VIDEO GAMES.
290
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,509
BANGERS. LEVEL 77.
291
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,514
NO WAY!
292
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,454
NO! FU, DON'T!
293
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:00,393
I CAN TAKE YOU HIGHER.
294
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,787
I CAN--WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
295
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,718
IS IT GOOD?
DID I WIN SOMETHING?
296
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,114
OH, WOW.
297
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,488
I'M BEING TORN APART
BY ZOMBIE BURROS.
298
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,533
YEESH, THESE THINGS
ARE VIOLENT.
299
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,428
YO, YO. MEES CAN
WALK YOU TO SCHOOL,
CAN'T ME?
300
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,401
YEAH, COOL.
YOUSE TOTALLY CAN.
301
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,571
UH, JAKE?
302
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,439
I HATE TO ASK,
303
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,697
BUT MY LICENSE
RENEWAL EXAM
304
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:23,876
IS AN ANIMAL GUARDIAN
GUARDEE FIELD TEST.
305
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,252
SO I KIND OF NEED YOU
TO BE THERE.
306
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,447
RIGHT. I CAN COUNT ON YOU,
RIGHT, JAKE?
307
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,979
HUH? OH, YEAH. SURE.
308
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,524
GREAT. DMC. 4 O'CLOCK.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
309
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,605
I'M TELLING YOU, TRIX.
310
00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:39,556
BANANAS HAS GONE
FROM BOGUS TO BONUS.
311
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,329
HE DID MY HOMEWORK.
GOT ME UP TO LEVEL 77,
312
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,329
AND SEARCHED THE WEB
FOR THE 10 BEST
313
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,431
BRIDESMAIDS CATCHING
THE BOUQUET WIPEOUT
VIDEOS.
314
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,704
HE'S AWESOME!
315
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,971
I DON'T MEAN TO CRASH
YOUR HARD DRIVE.
316
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,500
BUT WHAT ABOUT FU?
317
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,565
OH, FU. YEAH.
318
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,843
WELL, WITH FU
I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE
319
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,282
I'M PULLING ALL THE WEIGHT
IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.
320
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,558
AND OUR PARTNERSHIP.
321
00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:00,852
BUT WITH BANANAS,
IT'S DIFFERENT.
322
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,447
IT'S LIKE I CAN ACTUALLY
COUNT ON HIM
323
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,820
TO BE THERE FOR ME
AND HELP ME OUT NO MATTER--
324
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,648
WHAT'S THIS?
325
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,492
JAKE LONG HAS BROUGHT
AN ANIMAL TO SCHOOL?
326
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,548
WHOA, WAIT.
327
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,486
YOU CAN'T PUNISH ME.
328
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,390
I'M NOT EVEN
IN SCHOOL YET.
329
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,532
OH, HELLO.
A SWEET, LITTLE MONKEY.
330
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,559
OH, HE REMINDS ME
OF MR. RICHERSCHNOT,
331
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,904
WHO WAS A STREET PERFORMER
ON THE CORNER I LIVED
AS A CHILD.
332
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,501
OH, HE WAS...
MY ONLY FRIEND.
333
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,704
A MONKEY
WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND?
334
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,066
AH, IT'S TRUE.
335
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,443
HE HAD MITES, AND HE WAS
A COMMON PICKPOCKET,
336
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,712
BUT WHAT ARE A FEW
DEUTSCHE MARKS
BETWEEN FRIENDS.
337
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,712
COME, LITTLE MONKEY MAN.
338
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,854
COME TO MY CLASSROOM.
339
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,947
SEE, BONUS.
340
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,717
I AM THE SWEATER.
341
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,821
YOU BURY IT,
YOU BURY ME.
342
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,444
OH, BUT SPUD.
343
00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:47,061
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THE SWEATER REPRESENTED
344
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,430
OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP?
345
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,528
READ THE TAG!
346
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,770
"THIS SWEATER REPRESENTS
OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP."
347
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,068
YEAH!
348
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,599
GOODBYE, SWEET MONKEY FRIEND.
349
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,565
WHAT? WHERE'S MY WALLET?
350
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:04,475
OH, BOY. COME ON.
351
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,037
OH, BOY.
352
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,076
HMM.
353
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,580
COME ON, KID.
IT'S TEST TIME.
354
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,653
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
355
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,520
YEAH!
356
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,407
I'M DOWN.
357
00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:21,358
YEAH, JAKE.
SO COOL, MAN.
358
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,425
NO PROBLEM. HE'S GOT IT.
359
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,395
[BEEP] YEAH, JAKE.
360
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,536
SCHOOL LET OUT
AN HOUR AGO.
361
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,681
SO WHERE ARE YOU?
MY TEST IS STARTING IN--
362
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,077
NOW.
363
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,079
DOG COMMA FU.
364
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,781
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE
A MAGICAL GUARDEE,
365
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,123
ONE WILL BE
APPOINTED FOR YOU.
366
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,649
YEAH, I'LL BE NEEDING THAT.
367
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,624
MR. KRUNKERS!
368
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,993
YOU WILL BE TESTED
ON SPEED,
369
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,632
AGILITY, AND STRENGTH.
370
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,858
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.
371
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,732
I HAD TO TEST
THE BUILDING, TOO.
372
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,566
WHY SO MANY? WHY?
373
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,740
I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM.
374
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,115
MR. KRUNKERS,
TAKE IT EASY.
375
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,047
WHOA! DOWN!
376
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,690
OH, YOUR MONKEY
IS SO CUTE.
377
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,159
HERE'S MY NUMBER.
GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME.
378
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,788
AND IT JUST KEEPS
GETTING BETTER.
379
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,156
HUH. ONE MISSED CALL.
380
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,865
FU? OH, NO! FU!
381
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,198
OH, MAN!
382
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,102
I FORGOT ABOUT HIS TEST.
383
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,003
JAKEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE DIGGIN' BANANAS,
384
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,506
BUT YOU AND FU,
YOU GOT A HISTORY.
385
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,609
YOU CAN'T JUST
DIS HIM LIKE THIS.
386
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,811
THAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
387
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,612
FREAKY FAULTS AND ALL.
388
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,714
YEAH, BUT
IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
389
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,746
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO GO HOME AND SEE
HOW THE TEST WENT.
390
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,852
AND, YOU KNOW,
BE HIS FRIEND.
391
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,054
I'LL MEET YOU OVER THERE.
392
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,686
I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING
I NEED TO DIG UP.
393
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,034
ADD A PINCH
OF LEPRECHAUN DUST.
394
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,529
A PINCH OF
TREE NIP HUSKS.
395
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,802
NO! NO! AH, BLUE.
396
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,036
CAN'T MOVE.
397
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,637
I'M SORRY.
YOU FAILED THE TEST.
398
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,640
YOUR ANIMAL MAGICAL
GUARDIAN LICENSE
399
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,582
IS REVOKED
FOR ONE YEAR.
400
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,477
GOOD. 'CAUSE YOU'RE
A LOUSY ANIMAL GUARDIAN.
401
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,851
GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
402
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,949
A YEAR?
403
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,370
AH, MAN.
404
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:26,777
I CAN'T BELIEVE JAKE
DIDN'T HAVE MY BACK
405
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,666
WHEN I NEEDED HIM.
406
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,561
IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW I
DIDN'T HAVE HIS BACK
407
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,117
WHEN HE NEEDED ME.
408
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,215
YOU KNOW, I BET IF I
LOOK HARD ENOUGH,
409
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,126
THERE'S A LESSON IN HERE
SOMEWHERE.
410
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,525
HEY, FU. HOW'D IT GO?
411
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,533
COME ON. I KNOW IT WAS
SERIOUSLY UNCOOL
I WASN'T THERE.
412
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,896
BUT...FU?
413
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,174
THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I SAY,
414
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,942
LAO CHI'S GRANDSON.
WE MEET AGAIN.
415
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:50,913
CHANG?
416
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,580
LET GO!
417
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,952
HANDS OFF THE FRIENDSHIP
SWEATER, TROLL DUDE.
418
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,201
NICE ESCAPE.
419
00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:04,685
TOO BAD I CONVINCED
THE SEWER TROLLS
420
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,091
IT WAS IN THEIR
BEST INTEREST TO JOIN ME.
421
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,632
NOW REVENGE WILL BE MINE.
422
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,627
YOUR GRANDFATHER
TURNED ME IN.
423
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,659
LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN DO
TO HURT HIM LIKE THAT.
424
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,825
OH, YES. SLAY HIS
DRAGON GRANDSON.
425
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,166
WAIT. YOU GUYS ARE ON
HER SIDE NOW?
426
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,206
DON'T YOU GET IT?
427
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,840
CHANG ATTACKED YOU
IN THE SEWERS.
428
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,005
NOT ME.
429
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,182
THE GREAT THING
ABOUT TROLLS,
430
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,281
DUMB AS CUSTARD.
431
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,922
AND YET SO HELPFUL
OF THE LITTLE THINGS.
432
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,148
LIKE WORLD DOMINATION
433
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,254
AND SLAYING DRAGONS.
434
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,586
BUT FIRST, LET'S DISPENSE
OF THE EXTRA BAGGAGE.
435
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,862
DONE IN BY
EVIL FOOTWEAR.
436
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,130
SOMEHOW I ALWAYS KNEW
IT WOULD END THIS WAY.
437
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,030
HEY, YO, CHANG.
438
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,931
THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND
YOU'RE STILETTOING, BABY.
439
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,734
YAH!
440
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,666
SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY
TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
441
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,580
JAKE, MAKE IT EASY
ON YOURSELF.
442
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,179
ALONE YOU ARE
NO MATCH FOR ME.
443
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,781
HE'S NOT ALONE NOW,
IS HE, MATE?
444
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,467
JAKEY!
445
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,001
I SHOULD FINISH YOU HERE,
446
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,006
BUT IF I TAKE YOU WITH ME,
447
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,007
I CAN LURE YOUR GRANDFATHER
TO MY LAIR.
448
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,617
YOU ARE FINISHED
HERE AND NOW.
449
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,190
COME ON, BANANAS.
MAKE A MOVE.
450
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,559
NOW!
451
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,917
YOUSE WOULDN'T BE NEEDING
A HELPFUL MONKEY,
WOULD YOUSE?
452
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,357
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
453
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,202
MEES WORK FOR PEANUTS.
454
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,127
LITERALLY.
455
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:52,932
FU WOULD NEVER--
456
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,402
ME'S NOT FU NOW, IS ME?
457
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,772
I LIKE YOUR STYLE, MONKEY.
458
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,370
NOT THAT RIDICULOUS
TRACK SUIT,
459
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,072
BUT YOUR NO SCRUPLES STYLE.
460
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,114
YO, YO. LEAST ME WASN'T
WEARING SOMETHING
461
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,339
AS RIDICULOUS
AS THEM TWO SWEATERS.
462
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,405
HEY! NO ONE DISSES
THE FRIENDSHIP SWEATER BUT ME.
463
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,384
YOU GOT THAT?
464
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,823
YOU LIKE ME.
YOU REALLY LIKE ME.
465
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,889
LEAVE NOW.
466
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,060
[CAN RATTLES]
467
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:22,861
HEY, FU.
468
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,812
CHANG'S GOT JAKE.
469
00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:26,748
AND IF YOU DON'T
FIND HIM,
470
00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:28,704
SHE'S GONNA MAKE
DRAGON FRICASSEE
FOR SURE.
471
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:33,673
DON'T WORRY.
I GOT JAKE'S BACK.
472
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:38,444
IF I WIN, YOU TELL ME
WHERE CHANG TOOK
THE AMERICAN DRAGON.
473
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,244
GOT IT? HEY, ESMERALDA.
474
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,176
EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD.
475
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,364
All: HUH? WHAT?
476
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,328
IF YOU GUYS
ARE TROLLING FOR TROUBLE,
477
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,287
YOU'VE JUST FOUND IT.
478
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,926
GET HIM!
479
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,697
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
TROLLING FOR DOLLARS.
480
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,929
MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?
481
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,495
THAT IS JUST
TO HOLD YOU STILL.
482
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:41,013
THIS NEXT BLAST
WILL FINISH YOU.
483
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,007
CAN'T...MOVE.
484
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,414
AT LEAST MR. KRUNKERS
WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
485
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,312
ONE DOG COMMA FU
AT YOUR SERVICE.
486
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,346
FU!
487
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,421
I'M SORRY.
488
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,818
YEAH, I KNOW. SO AM I.
489
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,451
FU, GET OUT OF HERE.
490
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,936
NO CAN DO, KID.
491
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,420
WITH OR WITHOUT A LICENSE,
I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU.
492
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,585
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST BUD,
493
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,494
AND I COULDN'T
LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
494
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,256
FU!
495
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,336
I'LL BE BACK
496
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,767
FOR YOU
AND YOUR GRANDFATHER.
497
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,343
KID, I'LL BE FINE.
GO AFTER HER.
498
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,882
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
499
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,538
FU!
500
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:29,448
LOOK, FU MAY NOT BE
THE MOST RESPONSIBLE
ANIMAL GUARDIAN,
501
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,415
BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
502
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,393
AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING
I DIDN'T SHOW
A LOT OF THIS WEEK.
503
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,393
LOYALTY.
504
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,834
BOTTOM LINE,
THIS DOG'S GOT MY BACK
505
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,799
NO MATTER HOW LAZY
OR RUDE OR ANNOYING OR...
506
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,429
YEAH, KID. OVERSTATE
THE POINT THERE. PLEASE.
507
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,366
SO WE'RE GOOD?
508
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:47,000
WE ARE IF YOU HAVE A 9.
509
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,237
SINCE YOU FOUND THE LOVE
FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP
SWEATERS,
510
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:53,343
I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU
A FRIENDSHIP BEANIE, TOO.
511
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,346
LUCKY ME.
512
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,949
WHAT DID I TELL MYSELF
513
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,220
ABOUT PLAYING
AGAINST CARD SHARKS?
514
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:04,489
AI-YA. WE'RE JUST
PLAYING A FRIENDLY
GAME OF CARDS.
515
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,187
OK, CHECK IT OUT.
516
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,464
MAGICAL ANIMALS HAVE A LONG
AND PROUD HISTORY
517
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,533
OF ADDING A LITTLE COLOR
TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
518
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:16,332
EARLIER YOU SAW WHERE
THE PHRASE "CARDSHARK"
COMES FROM.
519
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,836
NOW WONDER NO MORE
ABOUT THE ORIGINS
520
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,058
OF THE TERM LEGAL EAGLE.
521
00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:23,266
AND LOOK NO FURTHER
FOR THE ORIGINAL
LOUNGE LIZARD.
522
00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,276
OF COURSE, WE HAD OUR SHARE
OF MISSES, TOO.
523
00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:28,448
BUT HEY, YOU KNOW,
GOOSE PIMPLES HAD TO COME
FROM SOMEWHERE.
524
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,478
NO, NO. CUT TO
THE CASTLE LOGO QUICK.
525
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,554
WHOO! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
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