Original subtitles

SO I WAS THINKING--

TONIGHT'S THE SCHOOL'S LOVE CRUISE.

AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D GO WITH ME.

I'D LOVE TO, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

HA HA. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

KYLE WILKINS IS ASKING ME, TRIXIE CARTER,

TO GO FOR THE BOAT ON THE OCEAN.

OK, SEE, THE THING IS

JUST THINKING ABOUT BOATS MAKES ME...OH...

OH, MAMA, HERE COME THE CHUNKS.

[VOMITS]

JAKE, THIS COMBAT SMOKE SIMULATION

REQUIRES COMPLETE FOCUS AND CONCENTRA--

SHE'S MY BOO.

YOUNG DRAGON!

I AM TRYING TO SHOW YOU A VALUABLE TRAINING TOOL,

AND YOU ARE TALKING NONSENSE ABOUT--WHO YOUR BOO?

ROSE IS MY BOO AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,

AND A LOVE THAT'S TABOO,

WE'RE GOING ON THE LOVE CRUISE,

ME AND MY BOO.

ENOUGH RHYMING!

JAKE, THINK OF YOUR DRAGON FORM

AND IT WILL APPEAR IN THE TRAIL OF THE INCENSE.

WHOA. CHECK ME OUT

IN SMOKE-A-VISION.

NOW LOOK SHARP!

COUNTER EACH ATTACK WITH YOUR MIND.

ARROWS...

FIREBALL...

GOOD LUCK. THE LEGENDARY GIANT MOSQUITO OF JUNG SU.

HA! HOW YOU LIKE THAT?

MY FOCUS AND CONCENTRATION ARE TIGHT.

YOUR CONTROL OVER YOUR ASTRAL FORM IS MOST IMPRESSIVE,

AND--GRANDSON!

LING FA TU! THE ICEBERG MONSTER!

NO! ROSE!

[SNIFF SNIFF] DOES SOMEONE SMELL--EEW!

[CRASH]

[STRAINING]

YOU ARE BECOMING DISTRACTED, JAKE,

AND DISTRACTION IS DANGEROUS.

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶

¶ IT'S DESTINY, WHO WANTS SOME TEA? ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

[FOOTSTEPS]

ROSE, WE MUST TALK.

YOU WANT ME TO BREAK UP WITH JAKE?

I AM ONLY CONCERNED FOR HIS SAFETY.

BUT I COULD NEVER HURT HIM.

I REALIZE THAT MIGHT SOUND STRANGE

COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO'S SPENT THE LAST YEAR TRYING TO SLAY HIM,

BUT I COULD NEVER BREAK HIS HEART...

OR MY OWN.

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, ROSE.

YOUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRANDSON

HAS MADE HIM UNFOCUSED AND DISTRACTED.

AND AN UNFOCUSED AND DISTRACTED DRAGON...

IS A SLAIN DRAGON.

THEY TAUGHT US THAT AT THE HUNTSCLAN ACADEMY.

IF YOU TRULY CARE FOR MY GRANDSON,

YOU WILL DO WHAT IS BEST FOR HIM.

EVEN IF THAT MEANS KEEPING YOUR RELATIONSHIP STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.

SO NOW KYLE THINK THE SIGHT OF HIM MAKES ME HURL.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM YOU GET SEASICK REALLY EASILY?

THAT WAY, HE'LL KNOW IT WASN'T PERSONAL.

AND RISK COVERING HIS KICKS WITH ANOTHER TECHNICOLOR TIDAL WAVE?

UH-UH. I'M COOL ON THAT.

WELL, I OFFICIALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

I'M DONE--DONE WITH THE LOVE CRUISE,

AND I'M DONE WITH STACEY.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

OH, YAY. STACEY JUST UPDATED HER BLOG.

LET'S SEE WHAT SHE'S-- [GASPS] NO!

SPUD, PUH-LEASE!

NOBODY CARES WHAT STACEY'S WRITING IN HER DUMB OLD--

"DEAR CYBER FRIENDS,

"I AM SO SMILEY-FACE, SMILEY-FACE, SMILEY-FACE,

I AM FOR REAL GOING ON THE LOVE CRUISE WITH..."

KYLE WILKINS!

MAN, WHO'S EVER IN CHARGE OF THIS LOVE THING

NEEDS A SERIOUS BEAT DOWN. IF I EVER--

OLA, BABIES.

QUE TAL? IT'S CUPID, KIND OF THE LOVING.

DANG! NOW, THAT IS SERVICE.

AAH!

AAH! SAVE ME FROM A WOMAN SCORNED.

LET ME GO! HE'S MINE!

KEEP HER BACK! WHERE IS THE LOVE?

HEY, IT'S CUPID. LONG TIME NO SEE.

TIME FOR ANOTHER VACATION ALREADY?

A VACATION? HUH. LIKE HE DESERVES ONE.

ESE, CHICA. YOU MUSTN'T BLAME ALL YOUR ROMANTIC BOO-BOOS ON THE CUPID.

THE ROMANCE IS NOT EASY TO CONTROL,

EVEN WITH MY PRECIOUS LITTLE ARROWS OF LOVE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM,

MR. MAGICAL WORLD PROTECTOR.

PAPI'S OFF TO CANCUN TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK ON.

UH, WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

IT'S PART OF THE JOB, KID.

ANY OF THE MORE POWERFUL MAGICAL ITEMS OUT THERE--

YOU KNOW, SANTA'S NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST,

THE GRIM REAPER'S SCYTHE,

CUPID'S BOW AND ARROWS--

IT'S UP TO THE LOCAL DRAGON TO PROTECT THEM.

PAPI WE WILL BE BACK IN 2 WEEKS, BABIES.

WATCH MY STUFF GOOD, OK?

UHH!

SURE THING. AND WHEN YOU'RE BACK,

I GOT A FAVOR TO ASK ABOUT A COUPLE OF CHOW CHOW TWINS

WHO LIVE AROUND THE CORNER.

OH, CHOW CHOWS.

GUYS, GUYS, CHECK THIS WEBSITE.

ACCORDING TO ASK MISS MYTH,

ANYONE HIT BY ONE OF CUPID'S ARROWS

WILL FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH THE NEXT PERSON THEY SEE.

I'M THINKING WE USE A FEW OF 'EM TO--

SAY WHAT? SORRY, SPUD. NO CAN DO.

BESIDES, I'M ALREADY MADLY IN LOVE.

OW!

YOU OK?

ROSE! OH, HECK YEAH.

JUST A THORN.

CHECK IT. I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU.

I REMEMBERED YOU SAID YOU LIKED ROSES, SO--

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO ON THE LOVE CRUISE.

HUH?

WELL...THAT'S COOL.

WE COULD JUST STAY IN. RENT A COUPLE OF KUNG FU MOVIES--

WHAT I MEAN IS

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO TOGETHER.

SO...YOU WANNA TAKE SEPARATE RIDES?

JAKE, DO YOU TRUST ME?

WELL...YEAH. TOTALLY.

THEN JUST TRUST THAT I REALLY HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU,

BUT WE NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME APART.

I'M SORRY.

BUT--

SPUD, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW

THAT DROWNS HIS SORROWS IN GUM.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW.

ROSE SAID SHE ISN'T GOING ON THE CRUISE WITH ME.

SHE JUST SAID TO TRUST HER.

OK, LOVE OFFICIALLY STINKS.

I MEAN, IT JUST NEVER WORKS OUT. AM I RIGHT?

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS COULD EVER WORK OUT.

GIMME AN L-O-V-E!

LOVE IS REAL FOR YOU AND ME! HA HA!

CHECK IT. EVERYBODY'S GETTING

THEIR FAIRY TALE, LOVE STORY, HAPPY ENDING

EXCEPT US.

[MUMBLING WITH MOUTH FULL OF GUM]

HUH?

HOLD UP. I GOT AN IDEA.

HEY, G, FU. WHAT'S UP?

LISTEN, I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING CUPID'S BOW AND ARROWS,

SO I WAS THINKING I BETTER JUST TAKE 'EM WITH ME ON THE CRUISE. COOL?

VERY WELL. DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF

TO BE DISTRACTED FROM YOUR DUTY.

GRAMPS, PLEASE.

I'M SURE ONCE I GET THESE BABIES ON THE BOAT,

I WON'T BE THE LEAST BIT TEMPTED TO MISUSE THEM FOR MY OWN PERSONAL GAIN.

WELL, PEACE.

SO I'M GUESS YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW HIM

AND KEEP HIM FROM GETTING INTO ANY TROUBLE, RIGHT?

YEP.

SO ALL I GOTTA DO

IS FIRE OFF A FEW OF THESE LOVE ROCKETS

TOWARDS STACEY AND KYLE AND BINGO!

HOUSTON, WE HAVE NO LOVE PROBLEMS.

OK, I CAN DO THIS.

IT'S JUST A BOAT, AND THE WATER'S SMOOTH AS GLASS.

IS IT SHAKING? WHY IS IT SHAKING?

WHO'S SHAKING THIS?

[GAGGING]

YOU GUYS SEE ROSE ANYWHERE?

I WANNA KEEP AN EYE ON HER.

DUDE, DON'T YOU TRUST HER?

PFFFT. TOTALLY.

I THINK.

GOTTA STAY ON THE KID. GOTTA STAY ON THE KID.

GOTTA--[SNIFFING] DO I SMELL TOASTED RAVIOLI?

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME TO COME WITH YOU, ROSE.

I KNOW IT MAY BE HARD TO BELIEVE,

BUT I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TOO MANY CLOSE FRIENDS.

REALLY? THAT IS HARD TO--

WANNA CONJUGATE SOME LATIN VERBS?

WELL, UM...

HOW ABOUT SOME PUNCH?

HOW'S YOUR STOMACH FEELING, TRIX?

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

THAT'S GREAT. HEY, WHATEVER YOU DO,

DON'T THINK ABOUT THE CONSTANT LURCHING OF THE BOAT, YOU KNOW?

THE BACK AND FORTH. THE BACK AND FORTH.

THE BACK AND... [GAGGING]

HUH. I DON'T SEE ROSE ANYWHERE.

HEY, ROSE-ALICIOUS.

LISTEN, YOU'RE THE HOTTEST GIRL HERE

AND I AM BY FAR THE HOTTEST GUY.

TOGETHER, WE WOULD SIZZLE FOR SHIZZLE.

THERE SHE IS.

AT THE PUNCH BOWL WITH BRAD.

OH...

OH!

HUH. ROSE WITH BRAD.

THAT'S... TOTALLY COOL.

IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND, I'M JUST GONNA GO...

WEEP IN THE BOYS ROOM.

COME ON, ROSE-ALICIOUS.

YOU KNOW I'M HOT AND I KNOW I'M HOT.

WHY FIGHT THIS, BABY?

IF YOU'RE SO HOT,

LET ME COOL YOU OFF.

HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW THE BRADSTER WAS THIRSTY?

IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

I'D SAY THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS

IS PLAYING ME TO BE HERE WITH BRAD.

IT'S LIKE I SAID,

EVERYBODY'S GETTING THEIR FAIRY TALE

LOVE STORY HAPPY ENDING,

EXCEPT US.

NOT FOR LONG.

IT'S TIME TO LET THE LOVE FLY.

WE JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE

YOU GUYS ARE THE FIRST PEEPS

STACEY AND KYLE PEEP AFTER I HIT 'EM.

BRO, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW THIS THING WORKS?

YOU'RE RIGHT. BETTER TRY ONE ON ROTTWOOD JUST TO MAKE SURE.

HUH?

AH, LADY LIBERTY...UH!

I...I...I'VE NEVER REALLY FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANYONE BEFORE.

I'M KIND OF A LONER, YOU KNOW.

JUST ME AND THE SEA.

BUT WITH YOU IT'S DIFFERENT.

IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO LOVE AN EVEN BIGGER WOMAN,

AND, WELL, I LOVE YOU, MISS LIBERTY!

OK, TAKE 2.

WHOO! OH, I LOVE THIS SONG.

I MEAN, I REALLY, REALLY LOVE THIS SONG!

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, JAKEY.

NO, ME! NOW LET ME TRY.

AAH! I LOVE YOU!

AAH! BALONEY!

WELL, CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH LOVE.

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST CRUISE EVER.

AND MY TUMMY IS STRAIGHT.

NOTHING BUT SMOOTH SAILING AHEAD.

I'M ON MY WAY, BABY!

OK, GET INTO POSITION.

REMEMBER, YOU TWO HAVE TO BE THE FIRST PEOPLE KYLE AND STACEY SEE.

ON IT! READY-O.

THEY SAY WOMEN ACCIDENTALLY EAT,

LIKE, A POUND OF LIP GLOSS EVERY YEAR,

AND I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT.

HEY.

HEY.

OH!

UHH!

TRIXIE, YOU CAME!

AND MY HEART IS ALIGHT.

LIKE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE,

BUT I TOTALLY LOVE YOU!

WANNA KNOW MY FAVORITE LATIN QUOTE?

[SPEAKING LATIN]

A LITTLE SONG, A LITTLE DANCE,

A LITTLE SELTZER DOWN YOUR PANTS!

I THINK I NEED SOME AIR.

SORRY, ROSE.

BUT NO WAY AM I LOSING YOU TO BRAD.

HUH? JAKE.

HEY, ROSE.

I'M...SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.

PATRICIA, YOU SPELLED L-O-V-E.

I'M A CHEERLEADER, JOSHUA.

I SPELL A LOT OF THINGS.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT WHOLE THING.

BUT WE WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

JAKE, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

YEAH, OK.

HYAH!

UH, ROSE?

I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON YOUR KISSING.

PREPARE TO BE SLAYED, DRAGON!

WHAT?

HYAH!

WHOA! WHY?

BECAUSE I HATE YOU!

HYAH!

DRAGON UP!

AAH! UH!

HEY, KID. TOASTED RAVIOLI?

FU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

I'M MAKING SURE YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID WITH THE--

HOLD UP. WHERE'S CUPID'S LOVE KIT, KID?

AW, MAN!

I MUST HAVE LEFT IT OUT ON THE DECK.

LISTEN, FU, ROSE SUDDENLY HATES ME

AND WANTS TO SLAY ME AGAIN.

LET ME GUESS. EITHER YOU TOLD HER

THAT DRESS MAKES HER LOOK HIPPY,

OR YOU SHOT HER WITH A LOVE ARROW.

A DIRECT HIT.

WHY'S SHE TRYING TO SKEWER ME LIKE A SHISH-KABOB?

SIMPLE, KID. SHE MUST LOVE YOU.

SAY WHAT NOW?

CUPID'S ARROWS HAVE A KIND OF POSITIVE/NEGATIVE CHARGE.

YOU HIT AN "A" THAT'S ALREADY DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH "B,"

THEN BINGO, BANGO, BAZINGO,

THE LOVES TURNS TO HATE.

SO ROSE LOVES ME?

CORRECTION. SHE LOVED YOU.

NOW SHE HATES YOU.

WOW! THAT'S AWESOME.

AND HORRIBLE.

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN REVERSE

THE EFFECTS OF CUPID'S ARROW IS CUPID'S ARROW.

SO IF WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS, YOU GOTTA HIT HER WITH ANOTHER ONE.

LET'S GO.

WHOA! [THUNDER]

UH, FU, WHERE'S THE CITY?

MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE'S THE CAPTAIN?

AW, KID, YOU HIT THE CAPTAIN WITH AN ARROW, TOO?

UH, IT'S POSSIBLE.

WHOA! WHOA!

GREAT. WE GOT NO CAPTAIN

AND WE'RE HEADING OUT TO SEA RIGHT INTO A STORM.

OY VEY, THIS AIN'T GOOD.

I'LL GET CUPID'S GEAR.

DO THAT. I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO STEER THIS THING BACK TOWARDS THE CITY.

THERE IS NO LOVE. THERE IS NO ANYTHING.

DESPAIR HAS PIERCED MY SOUL LIKE A--OH!

OH, JOY.

THE PERFECT STINKING METAPHOR.

HUH?

AW, MAN!

THIS IS HUNTSGIRL CALLING HUNTSCLAN COMMAND.

I'VE CORNERED THE AMERICAN DRAGON ON A CRUISE SHIP.

COPY THAT, HUNTSGIRL.

I ALSO KNOW THE HUMAN IDENTITY OF THE AMERICAN DRAGON.

HIS NAME IS-- [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

SAY AGAIN, HUNTSGIRL. YOU'RE BREAKING UP.

WE'RE LOSING THE TRANSMISSION IN THE STORM.

I'M ACTIVATING MY HOMING BEACON.

SEND BACKUP TO THESE COORDINATES NOW.

I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH,

LIKE, LIKE, ALMOST TILL IT HURTS.

UH...

KYLE, DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKY-TOWN THIS IS?

LIKE ARROWS INTO THE DARKNESS,

THIS IS HOW WE LIVE.

OK, IS STARBOARD LEFT AND PORT RIGHT,

OR IS THE PORT RIGHT AND THE STARBOARD WRONG?

YAAH!

WELL, HELLO.

HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW?

GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO.

HYAH!

IT ENDS NOW.

ROSE, LISTEN TO ME.

I HIT YOU WITH ONE OF CUPID'S ARROWS.

YOU ONLY HATE ME BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.

THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IS REAL.

NO ONE'S GONNA WIN, ROSE.

WE'RE EVENLY MATCHED.

I'M GOING TO WIN, JAKE.

I'VE GOT REINFORCEMENTS.

AW, MAN!

DRAGON UP!

ROSE, LISTEN,

UNLESS WE DO SOMETHING, THIS SHIP'S GOING DOWN

WITH EVERYBODY ONBOARD.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH IT.

HYAH!

HYAH!

WHOA!

COME ON!

UH, KYLE, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO SQUEEZE SO HARD.

OR I MIGHT--

MIGHT WHAT? DON'T BE SHY, PRINCESS.

WHATEVER IT IS, JUST LET IT OUT.

[VOMITS]

SEE? NOW A PART OF YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME.

[STRUGGLING]

WHEW! UM, AHEM, STACEY?

YOU'RE CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION,

AND MY CIRCULATION IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES ME ME.

OH, UH! IT'S, LIKE, SUCH A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR CLOSENESS!

HEY, SPUD, CHECK IT!

WE GOTTA DITCH THE DEADWEIGHT

AND STOP HIM BEFORE HE USES THEM ALL UP.

DO THE OLD WRONG-WAY CORRIGAN PLAY

FROM GRADE SCHOOL KICKBALL.

UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,

BUT...LOOK! A KICKBALL!

WITH OUR PICTURES ON IT.

OOH! OH!

YEAH, SPUD. THAT OUGHT TO HOLD THOSE LOVE FREAKS.

NO! MY SPUD-WUDDY!

TRIXIE!

EXCUSE US.

DO YOU MIND IF WE TAKE THE BOW AND ARROWS OFF YOUR HANDS?

ACTUALLY, I--

NO? OH, GREAT. THANKS.

COME ON! WE GOT JUST ENOUGH ARROWS

TO HOOK IT ALL UP.

RRRREOWR.

I JUST LOOK AT YOU, AND IT'S LIKE BOW WOW.

FU, WHY AREN'T YOU STEERING THE SHIP?

DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM THAT WAY.

HE'S A HERO, AND HE'LL SAVE US ALL.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

YOU REALLY THINK I'M A HERO?

AW, MAN.

[THUMP]

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, DRAGON.

HYAH! HUH!

I'M A BIT OF A BACKSEAT DRIVER.

[GASPS] AAH!

HYAH! HYAH!

I NEED MY SPUDDY!

TRIXIE!

HUH? WHAT? OK, I HAVE NO IDEA

HOW I GOT TIED TO KYLE WILKINS,

BUT I AM SO NOT COMPLAINING.

[GROANS]

WHAT'S THAT ON MY SHOES?

AAH! GROSS. GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!

I JUST LOVE YOUR WRINKLES.

SAY, WILL YOU GIVE A LITTLE BELLY RUB?

HYAH!

YAAH!

HYAH!

Trixie: JAKEY!

GAVE OVER, DRAGON.

OH, WHEN YOU RUB MY TUMMY--

WHAT THE-- WHAT AM I DOING?

YAAH!

ROSE, THIS ISN'T YOU.

YOU DON'T WANT TO SLAY DRAGONS ANYMORE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I JUST WANT TO SLAY YOU!

JAKE, CATCH!

HUNTSGIRL, WHERE'S THE DRAGON?

YOU FOOLS! YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE THE DRAGON IS?

HE'S--

HE'S ESCAPED.

THAT WAY! YOU CAN STILL CATCH HIM!

ROSE, ARE YOU OK?

YOU USED ONE OF CUPID'S ARROWS ON ME?

I...I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING THEM,

BUT THEN I SAW YOU WITH BRAD.

I GUESS...I GUESS I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE.

IF I'D KNOW THIS WHOLE THING WAS ALMOST GONNA GET ME SLAIN, I--

AN UNFOCUSED AND DISTRACTED DRAGON

IS A SLAIN DRAGON.

WHAT?

I'M SORRY, JAKE.

BUT I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT.

ROSE, DON'T SAY THAT.

I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU. I--

FROM NOW ON,

I THINK WE NEED TO KEEP OUR RELATIONSHIP...

STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.

BUT--

¶ RUB-A-DUB WITH A MILKSHAKE JUG ¶

¶ RUB-A-DUB ¶

WHAT IS THIS MILK SHAKE JUG?

I'M TELLING YOU, YOU SAID YOU LOVED THIS SANDWICH.

NO WAY. I LIKE CIABATTA BREAD WITH ALL THE TOPPING ON.

THIS IS LIKE SLICED BORING ON A HARD ROLL.

HEY.

HEY.

UM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY I WASN'T WITH YOU.

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I WANNA BE.

WITH YOU.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE

WE GOT EVERYBODY BACK TO NORMAL.

JAKEY, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOU AND ROSE.

I DID IT MYSELF, TRIX.

ROSE HAD REAL FEELINGS FOR ME.

I JUST DIDN'T TRUST HER.

[DOOR OPENS]

HAPPY LUNES. BABY'S HOME.

BABY, WHAT HAPPENED?

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TOOK YOUR CROISSANT,

TIED IT TO A BOWLING BALL, AND ROLLED 10 FRAMES.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

UH-UH-UH.

I NO SEEING AS MANY ARROWS IN HERE

AS I CAME IN WITH, MIJO.

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE.

YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT, YOU CAN'T CREATE IT,

AND EVEN THEN, SOMETIMES IT ISN'T ENOUGH.

OH, NO SAD FACES.

PAPI HAS JUST THE CURE FOR YOUR BROKEN HEART.

CHOCOLATES AND A PINT OF HEARTBREAK BUTTER BUTTER ICE CREAM.

TRY AND HAVE SOME FUN, BABY.

THAT'S WHAT PAPI'S GONNA DO.

[CRASH]

HUH?

GRANDSON, YOUR DUTY CALLS.

A GRIFFIN IS LOOSE IN THE STREETS.

[SHRIEKING]

ON MY WAY, GRAMPS.

Fu: WE SURE HAD SOME FUN

WITH CUPID'S ARROWS TODAY, HUH, GANG?

BUT IT ALL GOT FIXED IN THE END.

YES, SIR. EVERY SINGLE LAST--

Captain: I'M ON MY WAY, BABY.

Fu: OOH, BOY.

YOU'VE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST SKIPPER

ON LAND OR SEA, MISS LIBERTY.

OR SHOULD I CALL YOU...

MRS. BOAT CAPTAIN?

Fu: OH, BOY.

WELL, 7 OUT OF 8 FIXED AIN'T BAD, RIGHT?

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]