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¶ HE'S SLOBBY ¶
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¶ SHE'S SNOTTY ¶
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¶ BUT HE THINKS
SHE'S A HOTTIE ¶
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¶ THE SPUD AND STACEY SHOW ¶
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¶ SHE'S PERKY ¶
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¶ HE'S LUCKY ¶
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¶ CAN THEIR LOVE
EVER WORKY ¶
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¶ THE SPUD AND STACY SHOW ¶
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¶ WHEREVER THEY GO ¶
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¶ HE SAYS YES ¶
¶ THEY SAY NO ¶
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¶ THEY ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE TONIGHT ¶
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¶ WHEREVER-- ¶
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UH, SPUD, HELLO?
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ARE YOU DREAMING
YOU AND STACY
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ARE STARS
IN YOUR OWN
SITCOM AGAIN?
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NO.
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[SIGHS] OK, YES.
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THERE'S GONNA BE ONE
WHERE SHE BURNS
THE POT ROAST,
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AND THEN WE ALL LEARN
THE TRUE MEANING
OF NEW YEAR'S EVE.
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SORRY, SPUD.
BUT TRUST US,
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YOU CAN TOTALLY
DO BETTER THAN HER.
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YEAH, THAT GIRL
IS SHALLOWER
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THAN A KIDDIE POOL
WITH A LEAK IN IT.
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UH, COLUMBUS SHMULUMBUS.
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NOW, WHICH ONE OF MY TOES
IS THE PRETTIEST?
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BITE YOUR TONGUES.
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STACY'S GOT MORE LAYERS
THAN AN ONION.
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I JUST...
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DIG HER SO MUCH.
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ATTENTION, HOODLUMS.
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TONIGHT IS FILLMORE FEST
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WHERE WE SHOWCASE
TO YOUR PARENTAL GUARDIANS
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ALL THAT IS GOOD
AT THIS SCHOOL.
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IT IS THE FIRST
OF MY ADMINISTRATION,
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AND IT WILL GO SMOOTHLY!
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AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW NOT
TO DRESS THIS EVENING,
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OBSERVE JAKE LONG.
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[GASPS]
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HAIR SHALL BE COMBED,
NOT SPIKY.
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PROPER SLACKS
WILL BE MANDATORY.
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NONE OF THIS
HALF PANTS, HALF SHORTS,
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CHICKEN LEGGED LOOK.
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[STUDENTS LAUGH]
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YO, ROT--
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AND NO MORE
OF THIS "YO. "
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WHEN YOU SPEAK
YOUR STREET SLANG,
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NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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DISMISSED!
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OK, THAT IS IT.
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I HAVE HAD IT
WITH ROTWOOD.
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TONIGHT AT FILLMORE FEST,
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IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
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[CRYING] WE'RE THERE
FOR YOU, MAN.
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WE TOTALLY
FEEL YOUR PAIN.
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THANKS, SPUD.
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BUT DUDE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TAKE IT SO HARD.
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[SNIFFLING]
I'M NOT.
IT'S THE ONION.
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UM, ARE YOU CRYING?
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UH...NO, I WAS--
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YES, YOU TOTALLY WERE.
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YOU WERE TOTALLY
TEARING UP
LIKE A BABY
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BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND
GOT HUMILIATED
BY ROTWOOD.
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NO, IT WAS--
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THAT IS SO SENSITIVE.
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AND SWEET.
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AND SO TOTALLY...
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HOT.
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UH...CAN'T WE ALL
JUST LEARN TO LOVE?
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[CRYING]
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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I GIVE YOU THE PRINCIPAL
OF FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL,
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HANS ROTWOOD.
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[CHEERING]
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DANKE. THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
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BEFORE WE ARE BEGINNING,
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I AM PROUD TO UNVEIL
THE WOODSHOP'S NEWEST CREATION,
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A MAHOGANY STATUE
OF FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT
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MILLARD FILLMORE.
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
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YES, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
YES, YES.
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AND LATER TONIGHT,
PRESIDENT FILLMORE'S
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6-YEAR-OLD GREAT,
GREAT, GREAT,
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GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER
MILLIE WILL BE HERE
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TO SHARE HER
MELODIOUS SINGING.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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PARENTS, STUDENTS, FRIENDS,
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THE STATE OF OUR SCHOOL
IS STRONG.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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HEAR ME WHEN I SAY,
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I CHEW OTHER PEOPLE'S GUM
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AND SPIT IT IN THE HAIR
OF YOUR MONKEY-FACED
CHILDREN.
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[MICROPHONE WHISTLES]
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DID HE JUST CALL HIMSELF
A GUM SPITTER?
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FORGET THAT.
HE CALLED OUR KIDS
MONKEY FACED.
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NO, NO. I DIDN'T.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
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SOMEONE HAS CHANGED
THE TELEPROMPTER.
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HE'S WAVING.
THAT'S OUR CUE.
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[BAND PLAYS]
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NO! NOT YET.
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STAY BACK, PLEASE.
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I MUST FINISH
MY SPEECH.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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Crowd: OOH, OH!
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MY MAHOGANY MILLARD!
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HE WAS SO HARD
TO CARVE.
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PLEASE, THIS WAS ALL
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
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I WAS PUNKED.
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THE TELEPROMPTER!
THE BAND!
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THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE A SONG.
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¶ YANKEE DOODLE
WENT TO LONDON ¶
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¶ RIDING ON A PONY ¶
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SILENCE YOUR MELODIOUS SINGING.
I DIDN'T MEAN NOW.
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[CRYING]
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OH! I'M SORRY.
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I--OH!
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HE JUST DESECRATED
OUR 13TH PRESIDENT.
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ROTWOOD, YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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[CROWD YELLING]
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[SIGHS]
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MAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE
LAST NIGHT?
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WE CHANGED ONE LINE
IN ROTWOOD'S SPEECH,
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ONE LINE.
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AND THE WALL
CAME TUMBLING DOWN.
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TOTALLY, MAN. I, OH!
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STACY!
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HAVE YOU GUYS,
LIKE, HEARD?
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PRINCIPAL ROTWOOD
WAS, LIKE, FIRED.
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SAY WHAT?
HUH?
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YOU KNOW, I'M NO FAN
OF OLD ROTTY,
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BUT A MAN...
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FIRED FROM
HIS LIFE'S PASSION.
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I MEAN...
IT'S JUST SO SAD.
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AH, THERE, THERE.
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DO YOU WANT TO GO
GET SOME ICE CREAM
OR SOMETHING?
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[SNIFFLING]
WILL THERE BE HOT FUDGE?
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A SQUIRT FOR EVERY TEAR.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,
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BUT I ACTUALLY FEEL
KIND OF BAD THAT...
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JAKE, WAY TO GO.
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WAY TO GO, JAKE.
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YEAH, BABY!
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THAT WE DIDN'T
GET RID OF HIM SOONER.
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THINK ABOUT IT, TRIX,
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NO MORE ROTWOOD,
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AND I'M THE MOST
POPULAR KID IN SCHOOL.
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WE CAN GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.
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[KIDS CHEERING]
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AT LEAST WITH ROTWOOD,
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YOU KNEW WHAT YOU
WAS IN FOR.
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WHO KNOWS HOW BAD
THIS NEW DUDE'S
GOING TO BE?
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HELLO, CHILDREN.
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I AM YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL.
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MY NAME IS SIGMUND BRONK.
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AND THIS SCHOOL YEAR
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IS GOING TO ROCK!
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[PLAYS ROCK MUSIC]
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HA! HA!
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WHAT MAKES A SCHOOL
BURNING FOR LEARNING?
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LESS RULES AND MORE FUN.
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SO WHO WANTS CHEESEBURGERS?
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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BURGERS INCOMING.
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I HAVE TWO WORDS, TRIX.
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OH, YEAH.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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[SNIFFING]
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IT'S JUST SO MOVING
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TO SEE MEAT BEING
DISTRIBUTED AERIALLY.
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YOU ARE SO DEEP.
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DO YOU SMELL ONIONS?
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MAYBE IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING
TO DISPOSE THE ROT.
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YOU FEEL ME?
'CAUSE THE SCHOOL IS BUMPING
WITH POSITIVITY, OK?
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HEY, SOMEBODY
GET PRINCIPAL BRONK.
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THERE'S SOME KIND OF
CRITTER IN
THE BOILER ROOM.
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AND IT AIN'T NATURAL.
IT AIN'T REAL.
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OK, NOBODY PANIC.
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I'M SURE IT'S JUST
MY PET...EMU.
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HOW'D SHE GET OUT?
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OK, THIS IS THE PART
OF THE MOVIE
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WHERE SOMEONE
IN THE AUDIENCE YELLS,
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DON'T GO DOWN THERE!
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WHAT THE CREATURE
DOUBLE FEATURE WAS THAT?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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IT LOOKED LIKE
SOME KIND OF GIANT--
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BEAST!
BEAST!
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SLIMY TONGUE PUNCHES. NASTY!
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TIME TO DRAG--
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TO START DRAGGIN YOU, UM...
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OFF ME, YOU SILLY EMU!
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HIYA!
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OK, ANY BUG THAT BIG
HAS GOT TO BE MAGICAL.
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BUT WHAT'S IT DOING
IN SCHOOL?
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WELL, IF HE'S HERE
FOR THE LEARNING,
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HE'S GOT TO FIND
A STUDY GROUP.
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THERE HE IS. LOOK OUT!
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I CALL THAT ONE
THE WINDSHIELD.
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IT GOES 90 MILES AN HOUR
AND FLATTENS BUGS.
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[ALL SCREAM]
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TSK TSK. INFESTATION
IN THE BASEMENT.
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IF ONLY ROTWOOD
HAD SPENT MORE TIME
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KEEPING THIS PLACE TIDY
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AND LESS TIME
DESECRATING WOODEN STATUES.
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JAKE, I ADMIRE
YOUR DEDICATION
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TO CLEANING UP THIS SCHOOL.
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COME WITH ME.
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[LAUGHING] YOUR PALS
SEEMED TO LEAVE VERY QUICKLY
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WHEN THEY SAW ME,
DIDN'T THEY?
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I GUESS THEY THOUGHT
YOU WERE--
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LET'S CUT THROUGH
THE CREAM CHEESE.
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EXCUSE ME?
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I'M NOT HERE
TO LAUNCH BURGERS
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AND WIPE SNOTTY,
LITTLE NOSES.
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I CAME TO DO WHAT THAT
BAVARIAN BOZO ROTWOOD COULDN'T.
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GIVE A SPEECH?
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CATCH THE DRAGON.
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D-DRAGONS?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALK--
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STOP PLAYING ME.
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AHEM. I, TOO,
AM A RESEARCHER
OF THE MAGICAL WORLD.
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ROTWOOD MAY BE A FOOL,
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BUT I BELIEVE
HE WAS ON TO SOMETHING
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00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,542
WITH HIS TALK OF A DRAGON
AT THIS SCHOOL.
241
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:40,514
BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT DRAGONS.
242
00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,454
BUT YOU DO, JAKE,
YOU DO.
243
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:45,419
SEE, I'VE READ
ROTWOOD'S FILES
ON YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS,
244
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,789
THE UNEXPLAINED
ABSENCES,
245
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,287
THE CURIOUS BEHAVIOR,
246
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,438
LIKE YOUR REACTION
247
00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:50,589
TO THOSE CREATURES
I PLANTED
IN THE BASEMENT.
248
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,691
EVERYONE'S
FROZEN IN FEAR,
249
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,862
BUT YOU THREE
RACE INTO ACTION.
250
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,290
ALMOST AS IF YOU ALL
HAD EXPERIENCE
251
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,455
FIGHTING MAGICAL
CREATURES.
252
00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,633
IF I KNOW MY MYTHOLOGY,
THAT'S A DRAGON'S JOB.
253
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:03,273
SO THEN,
WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS ON THE CLOCK, HMM?
254
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,240
YOU PLANTED THOSE THINGS?
BUT--
255
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,738
OH, I'VE HAD SOME
SMALL LUCK IN THE FIELD,
256
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,571
BUT THE PEOPLE
WHO FUND MY KIND
OF RESEARCH
257
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:10,676
NEED TO SEE
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
258
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:14,177
LIKE A CAPTURED DRAGON,
AND SOON...
259
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,281
I WILL DELIVER.
260
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,448
THIS IS BRONKIUM.
261
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,593
A CHEMICAL
OF MY OWN INVENTION
262
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,317
THAT WILL MAKE ANY
DISGUISED DRAGON
263
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,693
REVERT TO ITS TRUE FORM.
264
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,141
I HAVE BUT ONE VIAL NOW,
265
00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,592
BUT ONCE I USE IT
TO EXPOSE
THIS SCHOOL'S DRAGON,
266
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,464
I'LL HAVE THE FUNDING
TO MASS PRODUCE
267
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,333
ALL THE BRONKIUM
I COULD EVER WANT.
268
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,431
DRAGON'S EVERYWHERE
WILL BE UNMASKED.
269
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:38,543
AND THE NAME
SIGMUND BRONK
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY.
270
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,668
BUT, OF COURSE,
WE REGULAR HUMANS
271
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,814
HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.
NOW, DO WE?
272
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:47,409
NOPE. GUESS YOU'LL
JUST BE WASTING
YOUR ONLY VIAL THEN, HUH?
273
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,584
[BELL RINGS]
274
00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:50,582
PRINCIPAL BRONK!
275
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,583
IT'S RECESS.
CAN WE HANG OUT
WITH YOU?
276
00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:54,196
OF COURSE.
277
00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:55,823
NOW WHO WANTS TO LEARN
EXTREME FOUR SQUARE?
278
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,462
I DO! I DO!
279
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,517
[ALL CHEERING]
280
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,725
ANY TIME YOU WANT
TO TALK, JAKE.
281
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,455
RIGHT ON.
282
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,263
PEACE.
283
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,397
OH, MAN!
284
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,607
YO, GRAMPS,
WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS.
285
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,266
WITH THAT CHEMICAL,
BRONK IS BEYOND DANGEROUS.
286
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,336
HE MUST BE STOPPED.
287
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,884
YOU GOT ONE PRINCIPAL
FIRED, KID.
288
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,449
TIME TO GET WORKING
ON THE SEQUEL.
289
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,747
WHY DON'T I
JUST SNEAK IN,
290
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,448
STEAL THE BRONKIUM,
AND GET RID OF IT?
291
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,031
TOO RISKY.
292
00:11:26,035 --> 00:11:27,615
IF YOU WERE CAUGHT,
IT WOULD ONLY
PROVE TO HIM
293
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,971
THAT YOU WERE A DRAGON.
294
00:11:29,972 --> 00:11:32,322
FU DOG IS RIGHT,
YOU MUST GET RID
OF YOUR PRINCIPAL.
295
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,725
GET RID
OF YOUR PRINCIPAL?
296
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,487
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO--
297
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,526
DO YOU MIND?
298
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,431
ROTWOOD?
299
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,632
YOU, UH...
NEED SOME HELP?
300
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:41,804
NEIN. NO, NO. NO, NO.
301
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,602
I LOVE
THE SCAVENGING LIFE. AHA!
302
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:47,313
FOR EXAMPLE,
YOU SEE A HALF EATEN
CAN OF SOUP.
303
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,567
I SEE A HILARIOUS
NOVELTY HAT.
304
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,636
PUT HER THERE.
305
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,350
NO, WHO AM I KIDDING?
306
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,508
THIS IS A CRUEL WORLD.
307
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,976
WHICH HAS THE CAPACITY
TO SMASH DREAMS.
308
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,515
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
WITH YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL.
309
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,522
PRINCIPAL BRONK
IS A FREAK.
310
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,664
YES, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'M SURE HE'S A VERY--
311
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:10,560
BRONK! SURELY YOU DO NOT
MEAN SIGMUND BRONK.
312
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,304
UH...YEAH.
YOU KNOW HIM?
313
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:13,930
KNOW HIM?
314
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,834
ACH MEIN STRUDEL.
315
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,735
HE WAS MY PROFESSOR
AT THE UNIVERSITY.
316
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,308
IT WAS HE
WHO OPENED MY EYES
317
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,867
TO THE UNSEEN MAGICAL WORLD.
318
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,606
HE CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.
319
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,852
BUT BRONK WAS TOO HARSH
A TASK MASTER.
320
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:32,518
HE EXPLODED WITH RAGE
AT THE SLIGHTEST MISTAKE.
321
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,899
YEAH.
322
00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:35,267
I KIND OF KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
323
00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,645
BUT I'D STILL TAKE YOU
OVER BRONK ANY DAY.
324
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:41,026
AND I WOULD RETURN
IN A HEARTBEAT
IF I COULD.
325
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,562
HEY, EVERYBODY.
326
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,026
I HAVE A SURPRISE.
327
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,613
DON'T TAKE MOM'S
REACTION TOO PERSONALLY.
328
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,042
SHE BEATS ALL
OUR HOUSE GUESTS
329
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,646
OVER THE HEAD
WITH A BROOM.
330
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,648
IT'S, UH, JUST HER WAY.
331
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,750
AH...
332
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,921
I SEE I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE
333
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,449
WITH AN INTERESTING
MAGICAL CREATURE.
334
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,455
HUH? OH, YEAH. UM...
335
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,317
FAMILY TRIP
TO DRAGON HEAD VENTURES
AMUSEMENT PARK.
336
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,486
GOOD TIMES.
337
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,764
I HAVE NEVER HEARD
OF THIS AMUSEMENT PARK.
338
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,564
YO, JAKEY J,
LET'S GO, BABY.
339
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,596
I'M TAKING SPUD
ONION SHOPPING, YOU WANNA--
340
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,952
WHAT THE--
341
00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,303
AAH! ANOTHER
BASEMENT CRITTER.
342
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,605
LOOK, IT'S KIND OF
A LONG STORY.
343
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,807
BUT ME AND ROTWOOD
ARE WORKING TOGETHER
344
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,640
TO GET BRONK FIRED.
345
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,335
I STARTED
WORKING UP A PLAN.
346
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,346
BUT I'M GONNA NEED
YOUR HELP.
347
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,477
HERE'S WHAT
I'M THINKING.
348
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,582
ME, TRIXIE AND SPUD
WILL, UH, ARRIVE
349
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:42,715
ON THE SCHOOL ROOFTOP
TOMORROW AT 5:03AM.
350
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,492
WHILE TRIX AND I
ACCESS THE SCHOOL
351
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,681
THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT,
352
00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:48,856
SPUD WILL SUCTION CUP
ACROSS THE EAST SIDE
OF THE BUILDING,
353
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,462
AND CUT THE SECURITY
CAMERA WIRES.
354
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:55,504
ONCE THAT'S DONE,
I'LL LET IN
ONE OF THE LUNCH LADIES.
355
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,922
THE HOT ONE.
356
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,339
WHO WILL THEN FLIRT
WITH THE SECURITY GUARD
357
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,968
AND GET HIM TO UNLOCK
THE CAFETERIA DOOR.
358
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,684
AND HOW ARE WE GONNA
LET Y'ALL IN?
359
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,537
THAT'S THE THING.
IT WON'T BE
THE LUNCH LADY.
360
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,246
IT'LL BE ROTWOOD.
361
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,948
WHILE HE STANDS GUARD,
I'LL CLIMB INTO
THE AIR VENT,
362
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,022
FOLLOW IT TO BRONK'S OFFICE,
363
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,649
AND USE, MY, UH,
SPECIAL SKILLS
364
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,085
TO BORROW THE SCHOOL'S
FUNDRAISER CASH.
365
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,761
WHEN THE SAFE
IS DISCOVERED EMPTY,
366
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,789
THEY'LL BLAME
THE ONLY DUDE
WITH THE COMBINATION.
367
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:26,526
AND LATER, WE CAN
ANONYMOUSLY
RETURN THE MONEY.
368
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,783
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
369
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,033
WHOO-HOO!
IT'S WUNDERBAR!
370
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,035
LET'S ROLL!
371
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,741
OH! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHERS
TEACH YOU HOW TO
TREAT A LADY?
372
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,542
ROTWOOD,
MY OLD PUPIL.
373
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,944
SOMEHOW I ALWAYS
PICTURED YOU
374
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,575
ENDING UP
PRETTY MUCH
EXACTLY LIKE THIS.
375
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,951
HELP!
IT'S SUCKING MY BRAIN.
376
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,021
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
377
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,050
OH, BY THE WAY, JAKE,
378
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,994
YOU LEFT YOUR PLANS
ON THE ROOF.
379
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,820
YOU WERE TRYING
TO SET ME UP!
380
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,625
WHAT? NO! I--
381
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:54,527
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST COME CLEAN
382
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,057
ABOUT THE DRAGON'S
IDENTITY?
383
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,532
SAVE ME SOME TIME
AND A WORLD OF MISERY.
384
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,121
PEOPLE WILL HEAR.
385
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:03,696
RELAX, JAKE, I'M JUST
MAKING THE MORNING
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
386
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:04,943
HOLA, STUDENTS.
387
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,608
THIS IS YOUR PAL
PRINCIPAL BRONK.
388
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,837
I AM SAD TO INFORM YOU
389
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,662
THERE HAS BEEN AN ATTEMPT
390
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,480
TO HAVE ME FIRED
FROM THIS SCHOOL.
391
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,009
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
392
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,234
NO WAY!
393
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:18,452
BUT I SUPPOSE JAKE LONG
IN HOMEROOM 217,
394
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,521
LOCKER NUMBER A331
395
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,549
IS ENTITLED TO HIS
OWN OPINION OF ME.
396
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,655
THAT IS ALL.
[TURNS MIC OFF]
397
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,707
I'M GOING TO EXPOSE
THE TRUTH, JAKE.
398
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,758
YOU CAN HELP ME,
OR YOU CAN CONTINUE
TO SUFFER.
399
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,201
SAY HI TO YOUR
CLASSMATES FOR ME.
400
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,497
THAT'S THE BRONK HATER.
401
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,569
I HEAR HE BEAT UP
THE SCHOOL MASCOT.
402
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,796
WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
YOU BRONK BASHER?
403
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,435
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS?
404
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,541
ANYBODY ELSE HAVE
THE PIZZA YESTERDAY?
405
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,113
LOTS OF OREGANO
IN THE SAUCE, AM I RIGHT?
406
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,852
OH, GREAT.
407
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,576
NOW HE'S TRYING TO GET
THE HOT LUNCH LADY
FIRED, TOO.
408
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,122
I LIVE FOR THAT SAUCE.
409
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,788
NO, NO, NO, I JUST--
410
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,547
EXTREME FOUR SQUARE!
411
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,091
BRONK ROCKS!
412
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,628
HEY, JAKE, I'VE BEEN
WORKING UP NEW IDEAS
413
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,061
ON HOW TO GET RID
OF BRONK.
414
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,026
MY FAVORITE SO FAR,
415
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,503
MAKE HIM ALLERGIC
TO CHILDREN.
416
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,572
IT'S PRETTY WEIRD, HUH?
417
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,640
US THROWING IN
CONSIDERING ALL
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
418
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,070
OH, YEAH, LIKE THE TIME
I GAVE YOU A WEEK'S
DETENTION
419
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,736
FOR SAYING, "OH,"
AND ANOTHER WEEK
FOR SAYING "MAN."
420
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,545
OR THE TIME I PUT
MONDO BONDO GLUE AROUND
YOUR MONOCLE FRAME.
421
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,649
OR THE TIME
I GAVE YOU DETENTION
422
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,081
WHILE YOU WERE IN
DETENTION.
423
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,846
OR THE TIME I MESSED WITH
YOUR TELEPROMP--
424
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,585
DATE. UH, YOU KNOW,
425
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,590
YOUR DATE TO TEL AVIV.
426
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,662
[GASPS] YOU!
427
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,560
YOU STARTED TO SAY
TELEPROMPTER.
428
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,502
YOU ARE THE RIFFRAFF
THAT GOT ME FIRED.
429
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,058
I JUST CHANGED ONE LINE.
430
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,796
KNOW THIS DAY THAT YOU
HAVE MADE A POWERFUL
NEW ENEMY.
431
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,513
YES, I TECHNICALLY,
AM AN OLD ENEMY WHO
WASN'T FOR AWHILE,
432
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,667
BUT NOW AGAIN IS
ON THE SIDE--
433
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,505
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING!
434
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,651
NO, WAIT! COME BACK!
435
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,205
AH, DON'T SWEAT IT, KID.
436
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,816
WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?
437
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,217
YES. THE PHOTO
IS QUITE REAL.
438
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,590
I'VE SENT IT TO EVERY
NEWS ORGANIZATION
IN THE CITY.
439
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,290
I WILL PROVE THE PHOTO'S
AUTHENTICITY
440
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,721
AT A PRESS CONFERENCE
TOMORROW.
441
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,626
YES. THE DRAGON IS
MASQUERADING AS A HUMAN,
442
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,799
BUT MY NEW ASSISTANT
ASSURES ME
443
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:15,698
HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHO HE IS.
444
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,307
WHAT'S [SNIFFLING]
GOING ON, BABY?
445
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,939
GET THIS, BRONK SAYS
HE'S GONNA REVEAL
446
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,875
THAT SOMEBODY
AT SCHOOL IS--
447
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,681
INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE?
448
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,552
A GROSS,
FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON.
449
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,652
OH, MAN!
450
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,653
WE GOTTA GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, BRO.
451
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,255
I CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM
WITH THE BRONKIUM.
452
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,257
NO DRAGON WILL BE SAFE.
453
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,229
SO, THEN WHAT DO WE DO?
454
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,757
WE FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.
455
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,333
YO, WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
456
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,601
ONIONS.
457
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,700
I REALLY DIG 'EM NOW.
CHECK THIS OUT.
458
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,673
[BELCHES]
459
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,701
OH!
YUCK!
460
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,305
I'M OVER THAT
ONION BREATH ALREADY.
461
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,108
UH, JAKEY,
WAS BRONK'S OFFICE
462
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,281
LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT?
463
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:10,685
HE MAY HAVE...
REDECORATED A LITTLE.
464
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,592
DRAGON UP!
465
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,702
IT'S LIGHTS OUT TIME.
466
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,141
GUYS, I GOT HIM.
467
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:29,108
THAT BLUE STUFF'S GOTTA BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
468
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,837
SPUD, LOOK OUT!
469
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,076
GO!
470
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,116
[CRYING]
471
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,618
AH, YES, THEY ASK
FOR SO LITTLE,
472
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,790
AND YET, THEY GIVE SO MUCH.
473
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,363
YO, THIS IT?
474
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,991
THAT'S IT.
LET'S TAKE--
475
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,926
HEY!
WHAT THE?
476
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,625
WELL, ISN'T THIS TIDY.
477
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,373
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
478
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,968
YOU'RE BRONK,
YOU CAN'T--
479
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,900
YES, I CAN.
AND I WILL, SEE...
480
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,006
THANKS TO MY
FORMER PROTEGÉ
481
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,837
I NOW KNOW
WHICH OF YOU
IS THE DRAGON.
482
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,443
ROTWOOD?
483
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,044
COME ON, LET'S GO
EXPOSE THE DRAGON.
484
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,646
OH, AND JUST SO
HIS FRIENDS
485
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,848
DON'T TRY ANY
FUNNY BUSINESS,
486
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,749
YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP.
WON'T THAT BE FUN?
487
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,862
WHOA! HE'S GOT
THOSE CHILDREN IN A CAGE!
488
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,728
THAT IS AN OUTRAGE.
489
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,827
IS THIS AN OUTRAGE,
490
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,228
OR WILL WHAT YOU'RE
ABOUT TO SEE
491
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:26,299
REVOLUTIONIZE SCIENCE
AS WE NOW KNOW IT?
492
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,669
WATCH AND BELIEVE!
493
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,168
ROTWOOD, ARE YOU SURE
HE'S THE ONE?
494
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,138
[SIGHS]
THIS IS IT, GUYS.
495
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,410
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS.
496
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:39,208
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY DRAGON.
497
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,242
[CROWD GASPS]
498
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,676
CHANGE INTO YOUR TRUE FORM.
499
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,982
DUDE!
500
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:47,353
THAT STUFF TASTES LIKE
SOCKS AND OLD CABBAGE.
501
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,793
YUCK!
502
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,148
IT NEEDS ONION.
503
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,956
CHANGE INTO YOUR TRUE FORM!
504
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,388
Woman: HE'S YELLING
AT THAT POOR BOY.
505
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,834
THIS BOY IS A DRAGON!
506
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,729
THAT BOY IS A BOY.
507
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,401
NOW LET GO OF HIM
THIS INSTANT.
508
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,651
YOU SET ME UP.
509
00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:03,901
YOU TOLD ME
HE WAS THE DRAGON.
510
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,443
BUT IT, IT MUST BE HIM.
511
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,108
HE HAS THE DRAGON BREATH.
512
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,777
LOOK AT HIM.
STEAM'S COMING OUT OF
HIS MOUTH RIGHT NOW.
513
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,357
SHARE THIS?
514
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,452
A DRAGON AT THIS SCHOOL?
[LAUGHING]
515
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:19,018
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
FANTASTICAL DELUSIONS,
PRINCIPAL.
516
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,818
WHAT I CARE ABOUT
ARE THE CHILDREN.
517
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,991
THE BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD.
518
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,732
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
519
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,456
Man: YOU SHOULD BE
RUNNING THIS SCHOOL,
NOT HIM.
520
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,392
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
521
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,396
ONE OF THOSE KIDS
IS A DRAGON!
522
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,999
A DRAGON!
523
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,467
HEY, STACY.
524
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,971
FAKER!
525
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,937
WHAT'S UP WITH HER?
526
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:43,912
SHE SAW ME EATING
THE ONION
527
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,680
AT BRONK'S PRESS CONFERENCE,
528
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,448
AND SHE WAS ABLE TO PUT
TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.
529
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,247
BUT NO MATTER,
ONCE I FINISH WHITTLING
MY ONION STACY,
530
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,481
I'LL ALWAYS HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL SHOULDER TO...
531
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,316
[SNIFFING] CRY ON.
[CRYING]
532
00:20:56,322 --> 00:21:01,532
OW! HER BEAUTIFUL,
STINGING JUICES.
533
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,257
[CRYING HYSTERICALLY]
534
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,033
YOU EVER THINK WE DIDN'T
GIVE ROTWOOD
ENOUGH CREDIT?
535
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,972
I MEAN,
IT WAS PRETTY SLICK
536
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,896
HOW HE PRANKED BRONK
AND GOT HIS OLD
JOB BACK.
537
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,302
PLEASE, YOU THINK
THAT WAS PLANNED?
538
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,406
ROTWOOD'S SO CLUELESS.
539
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,767
HE PROBABLY DID THINK
THE DRAGON--
540
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,806
JAKE LONG!
HUH?
541
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,780
I WOULD LIKE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.
542
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,510
TO THANK YOU.
543
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,445
UH, SURE.
544
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,188
HUH? WHAT THE--
545
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,488
SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
546
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,185
ONE DROP LEFT.
547
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:41,526
IT SEEMED A SHAME
TO LET IT ALL GO TO WASTE.
548
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,201
OH, DON'T BOTHER,
MR. LONG.
549
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,343
I ALWAYS SUSPECTED
IT WAS YOU.
550
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,909
BUT I'LL BE
A SHRINE PRINCE UNCLE
551
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,437
BEFORE I LET SIGMUND BRONK
TAKE CREDIT FOR MY DISCOVERY.
552
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:55,214
I WILL FIND A WAY
TO EXPOSE YOU MYSELF ONE DAY.
553
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,584
BUT UNTIL THEN,
I'VE GOT A SCHOOL TO RUN.
554
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,954
TA!
555
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:06,259
OH, MAN!
556
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,861
YOWSA! NOW ROTWOOD
KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT JAKE.
557
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,463
HEY, I WONDER WHAT OTHER
MAGICAL SECRETS
THAT GUY KNOWS?
558
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:17,296
Rotwood: THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE?
ACTUALLY A TRAPEZOID.
559
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,503
PIXIE DUST MADE FROM
REAL PIXIES.
560
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,506
[SCREAMING]
561
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:26,478
BIG FOOT, QUITE LOVELY
IN ANKLE-HIGH
STILETTO BOOTS.
562
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,609
WOW! HELLO, MADAME SASQUATCH.
563
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:31,345
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA.
564
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,521
BUT, OF COURSE,
A FOOT RUB WILL BE
NO PROBLEM FOR--
565
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,290
AAH! YOU PEOPLE
ARE STILL HERE?
566
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:37,219
YOU SAW NOTHING.
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