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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:06,207 YO, WELCOME TO THE JAKE INVITATIONAL, 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,837 WHERE Y'ALL GET TO CHALLENGE THE REIGNING SKATE CHAMP 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:12,213 OF THE 5 BOROUGHS: ME! 4 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:14,433 [CHEERING] 5 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,651 QUICK SHOUT OUT TO LAST WEEK'S CHALLENGER, RICK MALAMUTE. 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:20,120 THE RICKSTER'S JUST BEEN UPGRADED TO STABLE AT COUNTY GENERAL, PEOPLE. 7 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:25,721 AND REMEMBER, A DOO-RAG IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR A HELMET. OK. 8 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,904 Jake: OH, YEAH. 9 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,665 HA HA HA. BRILLIANT. 10 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,884 I SCORE YOU A PERFECT 10... 11 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,487 OUT OF 20. 12 00:00:45,495 --> 00:00:48,105 HUH. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A CHALLENGER. 13 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:58,289 WITH THE LADY'S PERMISSION. 14 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,875 WHOO-HOO! AWESOME! 15 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:19,577 UH, YOU SQUASHED HER LUNCH. 16 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,010 DID I? 17 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:25,754 YOU'LL FIND THE SALAD TOSSED... 18 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,247 THE ORANGE PEELED... 19 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:32,593 AND THE PERSONAL PIZZA CUT IN FOURTHS. 20 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,630 HA! NICE TRY-- 21 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,330 WHOA! DUDE! 22 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:42,032 NIGEL THRALL, FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL'S NEWEST EXCHANGE STUDENT. 23 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:44,336 SPIFFING TO MEET YOU. 24 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:46,637 SPIFFING? YO, MAYBE THEY TALK LIKE THAT WHERE YOU'RE FROM, 25 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,160 BUT YOU'RE STATESIDE NOW. 26 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,680 TRIX, LET'S SHOW OUR FRIEND HOW WE FLOW IN THE N-Y-C. 27 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,281 YEAH, BABY JAKE, LET'S DO THIS. 28 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,652 ¶ LITTLE LOST KITTEN JUST IN FROM GREAT BRITAIN ¶ 29 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,371 ¶ GOT YOUR TAIL 'TWEEN YOUR LEGS ¶ 30 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,089 ¶ FROM THE RHYMES I'M SPITTIN' ¶ 31 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,448 YEAH, JAKE! 32 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,256 OH, IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL FREESTYLE RAP? 33 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,759 OH, YES, MAY I CONTRIBUTE A VERSE? 34 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:11,899 OK. OH, DEAR. LET'S SEE... 35 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,399 ¶ CHECKITY CHECK IT, FOR GOODNESS SAKE ¶ 36 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,170 ¶ YOUR HAIR'S LIKE A WEED, IT NEEDS A GOOD RAKE ¶ 37 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:19,121 OOH! WHOA! OOH! 38 00:02:19,122 --> 00:02:21,072 ¶ YO, THE DOLLAR'S WORTH LESS THAN THE POUND IN THE U.K. ¶ 39 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:24,135 ¶ TRY NOT TO CRY WHEN I'M POUNDING YOU, 'K? ¶ 40 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:25,905 [CROWD CHEERS] 41 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,682 ¶ YOU DO REACH MY KNEES ON THE B-BALL COURT ¶ 42 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:32,281 ¶ WHY'S A KID NAMED LONG GOT TO BE SO SHORT? ¶ 43 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,316 [CHEERING] 44 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,160 BE HONEST. HOW'D I DO? 45 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,817 UH... 46 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,955 ¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶ 47 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:44,401 ¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶ 48 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:47,398 ¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 49 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:51,341 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 50 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,368 ¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶ 51 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,764 ¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶ 52 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:58,139 ¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶ 53 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,405 ¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶ 54 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,484 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 55 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,254 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 56 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,930 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 57 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,830 ¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶ 58 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,408 ¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶ 59 00:03:16,412 --> 00:03:18,002 ¶ IT'S DESTINY, WHO WANTS SOME TEA? ¶ 60 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,368 ¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶ 61 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,717 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 62 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:23,068 ¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 63 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,570 ¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶ 64 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:30,083 ¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶ 65 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:38,247 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 66 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,892 I'VE BEEN OUT-SKATED, OUT-RAPPED, OUT-CLASSED. 67 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:43,318 STICK A FORK IN ME. I'M DONE. 68 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,724 [PFFFFFT] YEOW! OH! 69 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,226 FIGURE OF SPEECH. 70 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,388 UH, MY BAD. 71 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,225 YO, WE NOMINATING SCHOOL OFFICERS TODAY. 72 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:54,501 SO FAR, IT LOOKS LIKE THE USUAL GANG OF JOCKS AND JERKS. 73 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,831 WHO CARES ABOUT ELECTIONS? 74 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,846 WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING? 75 00:03:57,854 --> 00:03:59,874 OH, BOY, DON'T TELL ME YOU STILL TRIPPIN' OFF THIS MORNING. 76 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,983 SO WHAT IF NIGEL BEAT YOU AT ALL THE STUFF YOU'RE INTO. 77 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:05,337 JUST BEAT HIM AT SOMETHING HE'S INTO. 78 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,876 SUCH AS? 79 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,410 WELL, FROM WHAT I SAW AT THE SNACK BAR A MINUTE AGO, 80 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,115 NIGEL LIKES BAGELS. 81 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,168 SO? 82 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,218 SO BUST OUT A GIANT BAGEL 83 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,990 THE SIZE OF A TRACTOR TIRE. 84 00:04:14,989 --> 00:04:17,289 YOU START MUNCHING, LIKE, GNGNGNGNGN, 85 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,791 AND HE'LL BE LOOKING AT IT, ALL SALIVATING. 86 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,362 [CLEARS THROAT] "MAY I HAVE A BITE, OLD CHAP?" 87 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,432 AND YOU'LL BE, LIKE, "NO WAY, DUDE. 88 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,450 GET YOUR OWN GIANT BAGEL." 89 00:04:25,448 --> 00:04:27,468 BUT HE CAN'T 'CAUSE YOU HAD IT MADE SPECIAL! 90 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,268 [GROANS] BOO-YAH! 91 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,170 JAKIE, GET OVER YOURSELF, OK? 92 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,401 WE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY, 93 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,466 LIKE THE FUTURE OF OUR SCHOOL. 94 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,805 FOR THE LAST TIME, TRIX, 95 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,439 NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE DUMB ELECT-- 96 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,244 I'M QUITE NEW AT FILLMORE, 97 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,045 BUT I'D BE HONORED TO SERVE AS YOUR PRESIDENT. 98 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:44,018 THAT IS, IF YOU'LL HAVE ME. 99 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,319 KNOW WHAT, GUYS? 100 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,320 I'M SUDDENLY FEELING POLITICALLY ACTIVE. 101 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,423 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 102 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,182 HEY, YO. WHAT'S UP? 103 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:56,557 I'M JAKE LONG, AND I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 104 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:01,125 DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE TABLING THE BAGEL IDEA? 105 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,335 I'M TELLING YOU, FU, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN OUT THE SHOP. 106 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,538 I'VE GOTTA MEET TRIXIE AND SPUD TO PLAN MY CAMPAIGN. 107 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:10,080 BESIDES, SINCE WHEN DOES GRAMPS EVEN CARE HOW THIS PLACE LOOKS? 108 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,407 SINCE BOOMGARDEN'S OPENED ACROSS THE STREET. 109 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,813 GRAMPS SAYS IF WE WANT TO STAY IN BUSINESS, 110 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,975 THE SHOP NEEDS A FACELIFT. 111 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,054 ALL RIGHT. 112 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:19,322 CHUPACABERBILE? 113 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,820 [SNIFFING] OH, YES! 114 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,861 THIS STUFF EXPIRED DURING THE CHANG DYNASTY. 115 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,417 OOH, LOSE IT. 116 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,030 OH, THAT'S A KEEPER. 117 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,498 THE GALIAVERA OR HELMET OF TRUTH. 118 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,657 WHAT'S IT DO? 119 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,834 WELL, ASIDE FROM PROTECTING YOUR NOGGIN 120 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,533 IN CONTACT SPORTS, 121 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,234 THE HELMET LETS YOU HEAR PEOPLE'S TRUEST THOUGHTS. 122 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,566 USED TO BELONG TO AN OGRE NAMED MAXIMINUS. 123 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,592 GLADIATOR, ANCIENT ROME. 124 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,610 OLD MAXI USED IT TO ANTICIPATE HIS OPPONENT'S MOVES, 125 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,509 MAKING HIM UNBEATABLE. 126 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,410 PRETTY SOON HE WAS PICKING FIGHTS OUTSIDE THE ARENA. 127 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,913 SACKED ABOUT HALF THE ROMAN EMPIRE 128 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,545 TILL THE DRAGON COUNCIL CONFISCATED HIS HELMET. 129 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,581 WE'VE HAD IT EVER SINCE. 130 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,415 SO THIS THING READS MINDS? 131 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,321 KID, I WOULDN'T DO THAT-- 132 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:57,393 WHAT'S UP, FELLAS? 133 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,591 NICE HELMET. 134 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,637 [THINKING] TYPICAL JAKE. 135 00:06:01,645 --> 00:06:03,355 WE'RE OUT CAMPAIGNING, HE'S PLAYING DRESS UP WITH THE DOG. 136 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,364 HEARD WHAT? YO, I HEARD THAT. 137 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:06,526 WHAT YOU DIDN'T SAY. 138 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,373 LET ME TRY SPUD. 139 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,539 [THINKING] INHALE. EXHALE. 140 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,367 INHALE AGAIN, EXHALE AGAIN. 141 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,414 EYES STARTING TO DRY OUT. 142 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:19,439 BLINKING. TIME TO BLINK. 143 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,896 "JAKE FOR PRESIDENT?" 144 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:27,191 THAT'S RIGHT. JAKE'S GONNA BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF FILLMORE. 145 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,287 ALL HE'S GOTTA DO IS WIN A LITTLE POPULARITY CONTEST 146 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,490 AGAINST THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN SCHOOL. 147 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:35,333 WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 148 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,929 SUCH COMPETITION IS UNWISE, YOUNG DRAGON. 149 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:40,301 HE WHO THINKS ONLY OF DEFEATING HIS ENEMY 150 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,530 DEFEATS HIMSELF. 151 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,465 OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT YOUR ENEMY? 152 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:47,010 HIYA, FRIENDS. CHICK BOOMGARDEN FROM BOOMGARDEN ELECTRONICS. 153 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,067 ARE YOU TIRED OF SLOW REPAIRS? 154 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,556 I'M LOUSHI. 155 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,040 I'LL FIX YOUR TV JUST AS SOON AS... 156 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,305 I FEEL LIKE IT. HA! 157 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,924 AT BOOMGARDEN'S, WE FIX YOUR GADGETS THE SAME DAY. 158 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,617 AND WHILE YOU WAIT, ENJOY FRESH BASS FROM OUR FISH MARKET, 159 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:04,190 INDOOR LAWN BOWLING, AND SHETLAND PONY RIDES FOR THE LITTLE SQUIRTS. 160 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,391 GIDDYUP! 161 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:06,591 BY THE TIME YOU'RE FINISHED, WE'RE FINISHED. 162 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,463 SO COME ON TO BOOMGARDEN'S. 163 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,462 All: WE FIX IT FAST! 164 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:13,604 [SHOUTING IN CHINESE] 165 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,600 HYAH! 166 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:21,635 SO I'M THINKING, YOU NEED A PLATFORM, JAKIE. 167 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:25,312 PLATFORM? YEAH, IDEAS ON HOW TO IMPROVE THE SCHOOL. 168 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,052 TAKE MY TEXTBOOK, FOR INSTANCE. 169 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,047 THIS BAD MAMA JAMA WEIGHS MORE THAN I DO. 170 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,519 SO WHAT IF WE PUT ALL THIS STUFF ONLINE? 171 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,488 SAVE A FEW TREES, YOU KNOW, SAVE A FEW SPINES. 172 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,348 Student: OH, MY BACK. 173 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,286 SEE? IDEAS, OK? IDEAS. 174 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,533 OH, I GOT ONE. 175 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,257 I SAY WE CHANGE OUR SCHOOL FIGHT SONG. 176 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:46,002 I ALWAYS FEEL FUNNY SINGING HAIL, THE CONQUERING SPARTANS 177 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,299 WHEN OUR GOALIE JUST SCORED ON HIMSELF. 178 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,732 IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE HONESTY. 179 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:53,096 ¶ FILLMORE'S TEAM IS NOBLE ¶ 180 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,436 ¶ A VALIANT BROTHERHOOD ¶ 181 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:58,482 ¶ BUT LET'S JUST GET OUT THERE ¶ 182 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:03,079 ¶ WE DON'T PLAY SPORTS SO GOOD ¶ 183 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:03,983 WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 184 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,754 JUST A BASIC 2 CHORD PROGRESSION. 185 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,592 YOU LIKE? YOU LIKEE? 186 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,618 I MEAN THAT! 187 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,572 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 188 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:27,440 YOU THINK YOU CAN GET VOTES BY GIVING OUT FREE STUFF? 189 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,211 [SHOUTING AND SCREAMING] 190 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,440 FREE STUFF? 191 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:34,345 AWESOME! 192 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:38,478 COME ON, VOTERS. PLENTY FOR EVERYONE. 193 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,617 MAN, NIGEL SCHOOLED US TODAY. 194 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,223 DON'T WORRY, BRO. 195 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,564 HE MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, 196 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,259 BUT YOU'LL WIN THE WAR. 197 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:50,331 HEY, IS THAT A NIGEL TRACK SUIT? 198 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,160 OH, WELL... 199 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,295 IT WAS FREE. 200 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,130 OFF! 201 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,797 AND THE SHIRT. 202 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:04,408 AND THE GIRDLE. 203 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:07,210 WE'RE TAKING THIS STUFF BACK RIGHT NOW, LITTLE MISTER. 204 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,414 JAKIE, JUST FORGET THAT BOY. 205 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,545 WHY YOU GETTING SO JEALLY? 206 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,051 HELLO! YOU GOT MAGICAL POWERS. 207 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,522 THAT'S SOMETHING NIGEL THRALL WILL NEVER HAVE. 208 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,422 HMM. 209 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,464 YEAH, WELL, HERE WE ARE. 210 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:22,088 NIGEL THRALL'S CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS. 211 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,533 HE WON'T MIND IF I LET MYSELF IN. 212 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,503 HUH? HUH? HUH? 213 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,579 UH, JAKE, WHAT IS-- 214 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,078 STAY BACK. 215 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,549 DRAGON UP! 216 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:03,365 EVENING, ALL. 217 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,814 YOU'RE A WIZARD? 218 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,338 YOU'VE BEEN USING MAGIC TO BUY THE ELECTION. 219 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,514 I PREFER SORCERER, 220 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,511 AND UNLESS IT'S THE DRY CLIMATE, 221 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,213 YOU HAD A NASTY CASE OF SCALES A MINUTE AGO. 222 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,476 WELL-- AS FOR BUYING THE ELECTION, 223 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,145 I'VE DONE NO SUCH THING. 224 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,593 I ONLY USE MAGIC TO SPEED THINGS UP A BIT. 225 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,319 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW. 226 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,564 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 227 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,630 ARE YOU KIDDING? 228 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,687 WE'VE GOT FLYING HORSES AT BELMONT, 229 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,255 SINGING CATS ON BROADWAY. 230 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,733 NEW YORK'S A MAGICAL TOWN. 231 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,502 THE PERFECT PLACE TO COMPLETE MY TRAINING. 232 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,330 TRAINING? YOU MEAN YOU'RE JUST AN APPRENTICE? 233 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,436 ALSO SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW. 234 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,698 TRIX, NOT HELPING. 235 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,636 MY TRAINING'S A FORMALITY. 236 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,581 YO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT PASSES FOR MAGIC IN FRU-FRU LAND, 237 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:47,277 BUT HERE, YOU GOTTA DO MORE THAN FLOAT A FEW BUTTONS TO IMPRESS. 238 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,810 CAREFUL, LONG. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE. 239 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,846 MAYBE IT IS. 240 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,891 HMM. NO SPELLS BARRED ELECTION. 241 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,487 MAY THE BEST MAGIC WIN. 242 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,790 ALL RIGHT, 2 CANDIDATES, HOLD STILL. 243 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,998 AND CHEESE. 244 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,403 ACTUALLY, I WELCOME THE PRESSURE OF PUBLIC OFFICE. 245 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,206 I QUITE ENJOY THE HOT SEAT. 246 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,837 THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS. 247 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,704 [SIZZLING] 248 00:11:22,698 --> 00:11:24,478 AAH! OH, MY BUNS! HOT CROSS BUNS! 249 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,694 ONE PENNY, 2 PENNY, AAH! 250 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:29,947 TEMPEST IN A JAR, SPREAD THE RUMOR FAR. 251 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,886 JAKE LONG DOESN'T BATHE. 252 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,731 I--UH, I THINK I'VE GONNA VOTE FOR LONG. 253 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:41,401 Nigel: JAKE LONG DOESN'T BATHE. 254 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,931 UHH. THEN AGAIN, I HEARD HE-- 255 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,636 DOESN'T BATHE? I HEARD THAT, TOO. 256 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:48,209 SEE THAT GREEN JUNK IN HIS HAIR? 257 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,338 FUNGUS. 258 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,812 EEW! EEW! EEW! 259 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,262 POLL RESULTS ARE IN. 260 00:11:53,263 --> 00:11:54,713 NOW, IF THE ELECTION WAS HELD TODAY, 261 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,275 MOST OF THE STUDENTS WOULD BE CONFUSED 262 00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,454 BECAUSE IT'S NOT ELECTION DAY. 263 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,623 BUT 80% SAY THEY'D RATHER HAVE ROOT BEER WITH NIGEL. 264 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,863 FOR THE LAST TIME, BOY, 265 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,788 YOU GOTTA STOP NIGEL FIXATING 266 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,263 AND START LEGISLATING. 267 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,861 JUST TAKE A STAND ON SOMETHING YOU CARE ABOUT. 268 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,634 IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT, TRIX. 269 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,752 IT'S ABOUT BEATING NIGEL. 270 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,870 TO DO THAT, I GOTTA THINK ABOUT WHAT THE VOTERS CARE ABOUT. 271 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:22,710 IF I CAN ONLY FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN THEIR MINDS. 272 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,311 COME TO LOUSHI'S REPAIR-ADISE. 273 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,984 I WORK ON YOUR RADIO 274 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,651 WHILE MASSAGE THERAPIST WORK ON YOUR DEEP TISSUE 275 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,380 AT OUR RELAXATION STATION. 276 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,715 AND REMEMBER, IF I CAN'T BEAT BOOMGARDEN'S ADVERTISED PRICE, 277 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:39,522 I'LL THROW IN THIS DELIGHTFUL LIFE'S A BEACH BEVERAGE COOZY. 278 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,586 CUT! SHEESH. WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SMILE? 279 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,296 YOU LOOK LIKE A MUG SHOT. 280 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,627 Jake: AH, HERE IT IS. 281 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,004 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 282 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,242 YOU TELL ME. 283 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,466 [THINKING] I THINK THIS THING'S BAD NEWS. 284 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,771 [THINKING] NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, 285 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,643 IF YOU TRY TO HIDE, 286 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,981 THE MOON WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU. 287 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,038 COME ON, JAKE. YOU DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA NOTICE 288 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,816 THAT YOU GOT A 2,000 YEAR OLD HUNK OF METAL ON YOUR HEAD? 289 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,647 I MEAN, HOW YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? 290 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:11,917 AS YOU CAN SEE, NO ONE'S GOT MORE SPARTAN SPIRIT THAN JAKE LONG. 291 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,385 I DIG YOU, FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL, 292 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,663 AND I WANNA HEAR WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 293 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:19,802 [VOICES EXPRESSING BOREDOM] 294 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,600 OH! MIGRAINE! 295 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,771 SO HOW ABOUT ONE AT A TIME? 296 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,142 LET'S TALK. 297 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,509 [THINKING] WHATEVER. I'M JUST A VOTE TO YOU. 298 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,978 'CAUSE TO ME, YOU'RE MORE THAN JUST A VOTE. 299 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,607 [THINKING] WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME? 300 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,582 I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU. 301 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,072 UH, YEAH. 302 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,546 TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING? 303 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,852 I GUESS I'D SAY A QUALITY EDUCATION. 304 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:44,524 [THINKING] CUTIE PATOOTIE'S PHONE NUMBER. 305 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:48,428 I THINK MY CUTIE PATOOTIE CAMPAIGN MANAGER 306 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:51,998 CAN EXPLAIN MY PLATFORM... OVER SMOOTHIES. 307 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,328 GIVE HER A CALL, SAY SEVENISH? 308 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,445 UH, I, UH... 309 00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:59,573 [THINKING] I'M DEFINITELY VOTING FOR THIS GUY. 310 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,684 [THINKING] UGH. I HATE TRIGONOMETRY. 311 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,351 [THINKING] LASAGNA ROLLUPS AGAIN? 312 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,880 UGH. I'M GONNA HURL. 313 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,437 [THINKING] PUH-LEASE. 314 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,889 WHAT DOES COACH SACKERSON KNOW ABOUT SHAKESPEARE? 315 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,432 ELECT JAKE LONG, 316 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,487 AND I'LL BAN TRIGONOMETRY... 317 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,385 WHOO-HOO! 318 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,656 OUTLAW LASAGNA ROLLUPS... 319 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,934 YEAH! AND MAKE SURE THE ONLY THING THIS MAN TEACHES 320 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,634 IS ZONE DEFENSE! 321 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,696 HEE HEE! YAY! 322 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:34,414 [CHANTING] JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! 323 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,837 WHAT'S THIS THING? 324 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,442 HEY, HEY, PUT ME DOWN. 325 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,764 INTERESTING PROP, LONG. 326 00:14:38,761 --> 00:14:40,081 IT SEEMS YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUR. 327 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,480 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 328 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,481 LET'S JUST SAY MY LISTENING TOUR 329 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,574 REALLY PAID OFF. 330 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,649 WELL, ENJOY YOUR POPULARITY WHILE IT LASTS, 'CAUSE IT WON'T. 331 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,785 I'VE GOT SOME MAGIC THAT WILL BLOW YOUR DOORS OFF. 332 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,991 OH, YEAH? LIKE WH-- 333 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,825 NIGEL? 334 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,627 I'M TELLING YOU, NIGEL'S SWEATING ME. 335 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:03,644 48 HOURS TILL E-DAY, BIG SPEECHES TOMORROW. 336 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,137 I GOT THIS THING IN THE BAG. 337 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,638 UH, JAKE, IS YOUR GRAMPS STILL REDECORATING? 338 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:10,613 HUH? 339 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,980 GRAMP'S SHOP! 340 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,680 GRAMPS AND I WERE GONE A HALF HOUR TOPS. 341 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,623 WHEN WE CAME BACK, THE PLACE LOOKED LIKE A TWISTER HIT IT. 342 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,149 CHICK BOOMGARDEN WILL PAY FOR THIS! 343 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,885 [SPEAKING CHINESE] 344 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,498 MAN, I'VE SEEN THIS KIND OF DESTRUCTION BEFORE. 345 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,197 OOF. BUT NEVER FROM A HUMAN. 346 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,898 SOMETHING TELLS ME CHICK DIDN'T DO THIS. 347 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,440 Nigel: I'VE GOT SOME MAGIC THAT WILL BLOW YOUR DOORS OFF. 348 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,567 BUT I THINK I KNOW WHO DID. 349 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,574 WELL, I KNEW YOU WERE BOLD, 350 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,936 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BOLD. 351 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,456 YOU MEAN THE TUX? 352 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:48,983 I DON'T TRY TO OUTCLASS YOU, LONG, 353 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,112 BUT YOU MAKE IT SO EASY. 354 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,576 I MEAN TRASHING MY GRANDPA'S SHOP. 355 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,615 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? 356 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,620 I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD A GRANDFATHER, 357 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,742 MUCH LESS ONE WITH A SHOP. 358 00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:01,861 DON'T LIE TO ME. YOU SAID YOU'D BLOW MY DOORS OFF, REMEMBER? 359 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,726 [CLEARS THROAT] AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, 360 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,932 HERE ARE YOUR CANDIDATES FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT! 361 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,966 NIGEL THRALL AND... 362 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,642 JAKE LONG. 363 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,540 [COUGHING] 364 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,082 UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 365 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,808 YOUR CANDIDATES! 366 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,714 WHERE'S JAKE? 367 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,915 HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 368 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,577 MAKING THAT DUFUSY NIGEL 369 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,645 PAY FOR HIS DUFUS-ITINESS. 370 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,894 YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. 371 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,888 AW, MAN, YOU SERIOUS? 372 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,560 OK, WE GOTTA STALL. 373 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,629 HEY, HEY, HEY, FILLMORE! 374 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,858 WHAT'S UP, PEOPLE? 375 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,203 [SILENCE] 376 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,268 OK, SO LET'S TALK ISSUES, 377 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,117 STUFF THAT AFFECTS US ALL, 378 00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:44,968 STARTING WITH THESE CINDER BLOCKS THEY'RE CALLING TEXTBOOKS. 379 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,511 YEAH. DO WE REALLY NEED 2,000 PAGES ON MARINE BIOLOGY? 380 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,178 THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT FISH: 381 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,677 STAY AWAY FROM PIRANHA, 382 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,179 NEVER PUT TARTAR SAUCE ON SUSHI, 383 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,681 AND IF YOU GOTTA TREAT A JELLYFISH STING WITH NATURAL ACIDS, 384 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,635 AIM CAREFULLY. 385 00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:04,587 THE HELMET OF TRUTH WILL EXPOSE YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL. 386 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,631 NOW, DID YOU WRECK MY GRANDPA'S SHOP? 387 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,287 [THINKING] I HONESTLY DID NOT. 388 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,555 BUT IF YOU DIDN'T, THEN WHO-- 389 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,625 [CRASHES] 390 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,869 [ROARS] 391 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,075 MAXIMINUS. 392 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,310 I THINK THE OGRE LIKES YOUR HELMET. 393 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,724 GET INSIDE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM. 394 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,277 DRAGON UP! 395 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,785 AND DRAGON DOWN. 396 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,290 NICE TRY, LONG. NOW IT'S MY TURN. 397 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,262 FETCH A PEN AND PAPER. 398 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,330 NO SHAME IN TAKING NOTES. 399 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:47,698 STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE, MAKE THIS OGRE FLY. 400 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,901 STEAK...UH... 401 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,073 AH HA HA HA HA! 402 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,605 YO, I'M TAKING NOTES. 403 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,109 IS WIPEOUT ONE WORD OR TWO? 404 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,182 AAH! AAH! 405 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,848 GRAMPS, WE GOT PROBLEMS. 406 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,324 AND WHAT'S UP WITH OUR SCHOOL DANCES? 407 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,893 NO DISRESPECT, PRINCIPAL ROTWOOD, 408 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,961 BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BE PICKING THE MUSIC. UH-UH. 409 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,060 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, 410 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,161 BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET MY SUAVE ON 411 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,704 TO ROLL OUT THE BARREL. 412 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,949 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE, JAKE? 413 00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:24,201 MAXIMINUS HAS A STRONG PSYCHIC CONNECTION WITH THAT HELMET. 414 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:28,374 YOU AWAKENED HIM, ALERTING HIM TO ITS LOCATION. 415 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,074 OK, NOW IT'S MAKING SENSE. 416 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,636 I TRIED THE HELMET AT YOUR SHOP, SO HE WENT THERE FIRST. 417 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,905 HE MUST HAVE TRASHED THE PLACE LOOKING FOR IT. 418 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,895 WHAT? 419 00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:37,879 WHEN I USED IT HERE AT SCHOOL, 420 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,774 MAXI SHOWED UP TO SNATCH IT. 421 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:41,648 LOOK, KID, ME AND GRAMPS WILL NEVER GET THERE IN TIME. 422 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,324 IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT PAST THIRD PERIOD, 423 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,963 YOU GOTTA JOIN FORCES WITH THAT SORCERER 424 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,359 AND DOUBLE-TEAM THE BIG FELLA. 425 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,830 AND WHATEVER YOU DO-- 426 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,798 UH! 427 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,756 DON'T LET MAXIMINUS GET THE HELMET! 428 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,144 [THINKING] CAN HE HEAR ME? 429 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,810 OH, MAN, HE CAN HEAR ME. 430 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,408 I GOTTA KNOCK THAT HELMET OFF. 431 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,709 [THINKING] MAYBE THIS BRANCH. 432 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,876 [NIGEL THINKING] IF I CAN JUST REMEMBER THAT SHRINKING SPELL. 433 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,857 WHY IS HE STILL FIGHTING? 434 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,888 HE'S GOT HIS HELMET. 435 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,033 HE'S A GLADIATOR, LONG. 436 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,158 THEY'RE STICKLERS FOR THE WHOLE FIGHT TO THE DEATH THING. 437 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,704 HE'S TAKING US TO THE ROOF. 438 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,399 ¶ WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BEAT US ¶ 439 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,301 ¶ WE THINK THAT'S PRETTY CLEAR ¶ 440 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,673 ¶ BUT PLEASE DON'T RUN THE SCORE UP ¶ 441 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:39,812 ¶ OUR FAMILIES ARE HERE ¶ 442 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,212 [GRUNTING] 443 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,116 LET'S THINK, LONG. HOW CAN WE-- 444 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:49,448 WHY WHISPER? TRUST ME, UGLY'S PICKING UP EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT. 445 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,385 WAIT, THAT'S IT. 446 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,161 THE FIRE ALARM. 447 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,889 HMM? 448 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,404 NIGEL, THE ALARM. CAN YOU MOVE IT? 449 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,297 UH, I THINK SO. 450 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,869 GO AHEAD. ALERT SCHOOL. 451 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,739 BELL, BOOK, AND CANDLE. 452 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,237 PULL DOWN THE HANDLE. 453 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,369 HA! STUDENTS WON'T SAVE YOU. 454 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,135 BELL, BOOK, AND CANDLE. 455 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,284 PULL DOWN THE HANDLE. 456 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:17,109 [ALARM RINGS] 457 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,446 GET READY FOR A SONIC BOOM OF TEEN ANGST. 458 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,923 HUH? 459 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,494 [EVERYONE TALKING] 460 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,260 SO MANY VOICES. 461 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:36,065 I CAN'T TAKE IT! 462 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,711 SO I JUST WANT TO SAY 463 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:03,029 I THINK I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY WITH OUR COMPETITION. 464 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,329 IF YOU WIN, I'LL SUPPORT YOU. 465 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,232 LIKEWISE, MATE. 466 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,374 HANG ON. YOU'RE NOT BUCKING 467 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,499 FOR A JOB AS MY VICE PRESIDENT, ARE YOU, LONG? 468 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,765 NOW, THAT'S JUST SAD. 469 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,473 WHAT? IN YOUR DREAMS. 470 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,205 I'M IN IT TO WIN IT. 471 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,510 FINE. FINE. 472 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,981 AHA! THE ELECTION RESULTS HAVE BEEN TALLIED 473 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,481 AND...[SPEAKING GERMAN]. 474 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,853 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FILLMORE HISTORY, 475 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,822 IT APPEARS WE HAVE A TIE. 476 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,245 BEGINNING THIS MONTH, 477 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,516 YOUR CLASSROOM PRESIDENTS WILL BE... 478 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,026 TRIXIE CARTER AND ARTHUR SPUDINSKI. 479 00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:38,029 2 WRITE-IN CANDIDATES. 480 00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,431 WHOA! HUH? WHAT? 481 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,372 [CROWD CHEERS] 482 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,527 TRIXIE AND SPUD? BUT HOW? 483 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,396 I GUESS THEY WON BECAUSE THEY HAD REAL IDEAS. 484 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,436 ALL NIGEL AND I EVER DID 485 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,570 WAS TEAR EACH OTHER DOWN. 486 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,374 AH, YES. I, TOO, HAVE LEARNED 487 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,236 THAT GRUDGES ARE A WASTE OF TIME. 488 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:57,346 THAT'S RIGHT, YOUNG DRAGON. 489 00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:01,449 I'VE DECIDED TO END MY CHILDISH FEUD WITH BOOMGARDEN'S ELECTRONICS... 490 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,591 STARTING TOMORROW. 491 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,258 Announcer: WHO IS LOUSHI? 492 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,202 LET'S START WITH WHAT WE KNOW. 493 00:22:12,196 --> 00:22:14,126 FACT: HE HAS SERIOUS ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES. 494 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,403 [SHOUTING IN CHINESE] 495 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:17,841 FACT: HE IS A MENACE ON THE ROAD. 496 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,397 [SHOUTING IN CHINESE] 497 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:22,905 FACT: IN THIS FOOTAGE RECORDED BY A CONCERNED CITIZEN, 498 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:26,339 HE CAN CLEARLY BE SEEN TALKING TO A DOG. 499 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:31,476 LOUSHI: WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN WITH YOUR APPLIANCES? 500 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,554 PAID FOR BY FRIENDS OF CHICK BOOMGARDEN. 35563

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