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YO, WELCOME TO
THE JAKE INVITATIONAL,
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WHERE Y'ALL GET TO CHALLENGE
THE REIGNING SKATE CHAMP
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OF THE 5 BOROUGHS: ME!
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[CHEERING]
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QUICK SHOUT OUT TO
LAST WEEK'S CHALLENGER,
RICK MALAMUTE.
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THE RICKSTER'S JUST BEEN
UPGRADED TO STABLE AT
COUNTY GENERAL, PEOPLE.
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AND REMEMBER, A DOO-RAG
IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE
FOR A HELMET. OK.
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Jake: OH, YEAH.
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HA HA HA. BRILLIANT.
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I SCORE YOU
A PERFECT 10...
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OUT OF 20.
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HUH. LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A CHALLENGER.
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WITH THE LADY'S
PERMISSION.
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WHOO-HOO!
AWESOME!
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UH, YOU SQUASHED HER LUNCH.
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DID I?
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YOU'LL FIND
THE SALAD TOSSED...
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THE ORANGE PEELED...
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AND THE PERSONAL PIZZA
CUT IN FOURTHS.
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HA! NICE TRY--
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WHOA!
DUDE!
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NIGEL THRALL,
FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL'S
NEWEST EXCHANGE STUDENT.
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SPIFFING TO MEET YOU.
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SPIFFING? YO, MAYBE
THEY TALK LIKE THAT
WHERE YOU'RE FROM,
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BUT YOU'RE STATESIDE NOW.
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TRIX, LET'S SHOW OUR FRIEND
HOW WE FLOW IN THE N-Y-C.
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YEAH, BABY JAKE,
LET'S DO THIS.
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¶ LITTLE LOST KITTEN
JUST IN FROM GREAT BRITAIN ¶
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¶ GOT YOUR TAIL
'TWEEN YOUR LEGS ¶
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¶ FROM THE RHYMES
I'M SPITTIN' ¶
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YEAH, JAKE!
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OH, IS THIS
WHAT THEY CALL
FREESTYLE RAP?
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OH, YES, MAY I
CONTRIBUTE A VERSE?
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OK. OH, DEAR.
LET'S SEE...
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¶ CHECKITY CHECK IT,
FOR GOODNESS SAKE ¶
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¶ YOUR HAIR'S
LIKE A WEED,
IT NEEDS A GOOD RAKE ¶
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OOH!
WHOA!
OOH!
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¶ YO, THE DOLLAR'S WORTH
LESS THAN THE POUND
IN THE U.K. ¶
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¶ TRY NOT TO CRY WHEN
I'M POUNDING YOU, 'K? ¶
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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¶ YOU DO REACH MY KNEES
ON THE B-BALL COURT ¶
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¶ WHY'S A KID NAMED LONG
GOT TO BE SO SHORT? ¶
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[CHEERING]
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BE HONEST.
HOW'D I DO?
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UH...
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ IT'S DESTINY,
WHO WANTS SOME TEA? ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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I'VE BEEN OUT-SKATED,
OUT-RAPPED, OUT-CLASSED.
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STICK A FORK IN ME.
I'M DONE.
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[PFFFFFT]
YEOW! OH!
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FIGURE OF SPEECH.
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UH, MY BAD.
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YO, WE NOMINATING
SCHOOL OFFICERS TODAY.
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SO FAR, IT LOOKS
LIKE THE USUAL GANG
OF JOCKS AND JERKS.
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WHO CARES
ABOUT ELECTIONS?
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WHO CARES
ABOUT ANYTHING?
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OH, BOY, DON'T TELL ME
YOU STILL TRIPPIN'
OFF THIS MORNING.
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SO WHAT IF NIGEL
BEAT YOU AT ALL THE STUFF
YOU'RE INTO.
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JUST BEAT HIM
AT SOMETHING HE'S INTO.
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SUCH AS?
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WELL, FROM WHAT I SAW
AT THE SNACK BAR
A MINUTE AGO,
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NIGEL LIKES BAGELS.
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SO?
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SO BUST OUT A GIANT BAGEL
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THE SIZE OF A TRACTOR TIRE.
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YOU START MUNCHING,
LIKE, GNGNGNGNGN,
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AND HE'LL BE LOOKING
AT IT, ALL SALIVATING.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
"MAY I HAVE A BITE,
OLD CHAP?"
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AND YOU'LL BE, LIKE,
"NO WAY, DUDE.
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GET YOUR OWN GIANT BAGEL."
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BUT HE CAN'T 'CAUSE
YOU HAD IT MADE SPECIAL!
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[GROANS]
BOO-YAH!
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JAKIE, GET OVER
YOURSELF, OK?
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WE GOT BIGGER FISH
TO FRY,
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LIKE THE FUTURE
OF OUR SCHOOL.
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FOR THE LAST TIME,
TRIX,
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT
THESE DUMB ELECT--
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I'M QUITE NEW AT FILLMORE,
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BUT I'D BE HONORED
TO SERVE AS YOUR PRESIDENT.
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THAT IS, IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.
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KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
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I'M SUDDENLY FEELING
POLITICALLY ACTIVE.
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EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
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HEY, YO.
WHAT'S UP?
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I'M JAKE LONG, AND I'M
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
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DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE
TABLING THE BAGEL IDEA?
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I'M TELLING YOU, FU,
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO CLEAN OUT THE SHOP.
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I'VE GOTTA MEET TRIXIE
AND SPUD TO PLAN MY CAMPAIGN.
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BESIDES, SINCE WHEN
DOES GRAMPS EVEN CARE
HOW THIS PLACE LOOKS?
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SINCE BOOMGARDEN'S
OPENED ACROSS
THE STREET.
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GRAMPS SAYS IF WE WANT
TO STAY IN BUSINESS,
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THE SHOP NEEDS
A FACELIFT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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CHUPACABERBILE?
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[SNIFFING]
OH, YES!
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THIS STUFF EXPIRED
DURING THE CHANG
DYNASTY.
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OOH, LOSE IT.
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OH, THAT'S A KEEPER.
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THE GALIAVERA
OR HELMET OF TRUTH.
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WHAT'S IT DO?
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WELL, ASIDE FROM
PROTECTING YOUR NOGGIN
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IN CONTACT SPORTS,
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THE HELMET LETS YOU
HEAR PEOPLE'S
TRUEST THOUGHTS.
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USED TO BELONG TO
AN OGRE NAMED MAXIMINUS.
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GLADIATOR, ANCIENT ROME.
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OLD MAXI USED IT
TO ANTICIPATE
HIS OPPONENT'S MOVES,
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MAKING HIM UNBEATABLE.
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PRETTY SOON
HE WAS PICKING FIGHTS
OUTSIDE THE ARENA.
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SACKED ABOUT HALF
THE ROMAN EMPIRE
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TILL THE DRAGON COUNCIL
CONFISCATED HIS HELMET.
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WE'VE HAD IT EVER SINCE.
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SO THIS THING READS MINDS?
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KID, I WOULDN'T
DO THAT--
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WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?
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NICE HELMET.
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[THINKING]
TYPICAL JAKE.
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WE'RE OUT CAMPAIGNING,
HE'S PLAYING DRESS UP
WITH THE DOG.
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HEARD WHAT?
YO, I HEARD THAT.
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WHAT YOU DIDN'T SAY.
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LET ME TRY SPUD.
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[THINKING]
INHALE. EXHALE.
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INHALE AGAIN,
EXHALE AGAIN.
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EYES STARTING
TO DRY OUT.
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BLINKING.
TIME TO BLINK.
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"JAKE FOR PRESIDENT?"
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THAT'S RIGHT. JAKE'S
GONNA BE THE NEXT
PRESIDENT OF FILLMORE.
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ALL HE'S GOTTA DO
IS WIN A LITTLE
POPULARITY CONTEST
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AGAINST
THE MOST POPULAR
GUY IN SCHOOL.
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WHAT?
WHAT DID I SAY? I
DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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SUCH COMPETITION
IS UNWISE, YOUNG DRAGON.
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HE WHO THINKS ONLY
OF DEFEATING HIS ENEMY
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DEFEATS HIMSELF.
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OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT
YOUR ENEMY?
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HIYA, FRIENDS.
CHICK BOOMGARDEN
FROM BOOMGARDEN ELECTRONICS.
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ARE YOU TIRED
OF SLOW REPAIRS?
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I'M LOUSHI.
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I'LL FIX YOUR TV
JUST AS SOON AS...
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I FEEL LIKE IT. HA!
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AT BOOMGARDEN'S, WE FIX
YOUR GADGETS THE SAME DAY.
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AND WHILE YOU WAIT,
ENJOY FRESH BASS
FROM OUR FISH MARKET,
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INDOOR LAWN BOWLING,
AND SHETLAND PONY RIDES
FOR THE LITTLE SQUIRTS.
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GIDDYUP!
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BY THE TIME YOU'RE FINISHED,
WE'RE FINISHED.
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SO COME ON TO BOOMGARDEN'S.
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All: WE FIX IT FAST!
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[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]
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HYAH!
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SO I'M THINKING,
YOU NEED A PLATFORM, JAKIE.
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PLATFORM?
YEAH, IDEAS ON HOW
TO IMPROVE THE SCHOOL.
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TAKE MY TEXTBOOK,
FOR INSTANCE.
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THIS BAD MAMA JAMA
WEIGHS MORE THAN I DO.
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SO WHAT IF WE PUT
ALL THIS STUFF ONLINE?
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SAVE A FEW TREES,
YOU KNOW, SAVE A FEW SPINES.
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Student: OH, MY BACK.
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SEE? IDEAS, OK? IDEAS.
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OH, I GOT ONE.
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I SAY WE CHANGE
OUR SCHOOL FIGHT SONG.
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I ALWAYS FEEL FUNNY
SINGING HAIL,
THE CONQUERING SPARTANS
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WHEN OUR GOALIE
JUST SCORED ON HIMSELF.
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IT'S TIME FOR
A LITTLE HONESTY.
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¶ FILLMORE'S TEAM
IS NOBLE ¶
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¶ A VALIANT
BROTHERHOOD ¶
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¶ BUT LET'S JUST
GET OUT THERE ¶
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¶ WE DON'T PLAY SPORTS
SO GOOD ¶
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WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
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JUST A BASIC
2 CHORD PROGRESSION.
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YOU LIKE?
YOU LIKEE?
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I MEAN THAT!
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YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
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YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET VOTES BY
GIVING OUT FREE STUFF?
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[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
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FREE STUFF?
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AWESOME!
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COME ON, VOTERS.
PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.
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MAN, NIGEL
SCHOOLED US TODAY.
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DON'T WORRY, BRO.
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HE MAY HAVE WON
THE BATTLE,
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BUT YOU'LL WIN
THE WAR.
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HEY, IS THAT
A NIGEL TRACK SUIT?
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OH, WELL...
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IT WAS FREE.
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OFF!
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AND THE SHIRT.
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AND THE GIRDLE.
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WE'RE TAKING THIS STUFF BACK
RIGHT NOW, LITTLE MISTER.
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JAKIE, JUST FORGET
THAT BOY.
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WHY YOU GETTING
SO JEALLY?
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HELLO! YOU GOT
MAGICAL POWERS.
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THAT'S SOMETHING NIGEL THRALL
WILL NEVER HAVE.
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HMM.
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YEAH, WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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NIGEL THRALL'S
CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS.
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HE WON'T MIND
IF I LET MYSELF IN.
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HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
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UH, JAKE, WHAT IS--
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STAY BACK.
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DRAGON UP!
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EVENING, ALL.
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YOU'RE A WIZARD?
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YOU'VE BEEN USING MAGIC
TO BUY THE ELECTION.
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I PREFER SORCERER,
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AND UNLESS
IT'S THE DRY CLIMATE,
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YOU HAD A NASTY CASE
OF SCALES A MINUTE AGO.
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WELL--
AS FOR BUYING
THE ELECTION,
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I'VE DONE NO SUCH THING.
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I ONLY USE MAGIC TO
SPEED THINGS UP A BIT.
225
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,319
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY
I KNOW.
226
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,564
SO WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
227
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,630
ARE YOU KIDDING?
228
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,687
WE'VE GOT FLYING HORSES
AT BELMONT,
229
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,255
SINGING CATS
ON BROADWAY.
230
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,733
NEW YORK'S
A MAGICAL TOWN.
231
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,502
THE PERFECT PLACE
TO COMPLETE MY TRAINING.
232
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,330
TRAINING? YOU MEAN
YOU'RE JUST
AN APPRENTICE?
233
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,436
ALSO SOUNDS LIKE
SOMEBODY I KNOW.
234
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,698
TRIX, NOT HELPING.
235
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,636
MY TRAINING'S
A FORMALITY.
236
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,581
YO, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT PASSES FOR MAGIC
IN FRU-FRU LAND,
237
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:47,277
BUT HERE, YOU GOTTA DO MORE
THAN FLOAT A FEW BUTTONS
TO IMPRESS.
238
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,810
CAREFUL, LONG. THAT
SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE.
239
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,846
MAYBE IT IS.
240
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,891
HMM. NO SPELLS
BARRED ELECTION.
241
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,487
MAY THE BEST MAGIC WIN.
242
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,790
ALL RIGHT, 2 CANDIDATES,
HOLD STILL.
243
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,998
AND CHEESE.
244
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,403
ACTUALLY,
I WELCOME THE PRESSURE
OF PUBLIC OFFICE.
245
00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,206
I QUITE ENJOY THE HOT SEAT.
246
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,837
THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
247
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,704
[SIZZLING]
248
00:11:22,698 --> 00:11:24,478
AAH! OH, MY BUNS!
HOT CROSS BUNS!
249
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,694
ONE PENNY, 2 PENNY, AAH!
250
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:29,947
TEMPEST IN A JAR,
SPREAD THE RUMOR FAR.
251
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,886
JAKE LONG DOESN'T BATHE.
252
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,731
I--UH, I THINK
I'VE GONNA VOTE FOR LONG.
253
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:41,401
Nigel: JAKE LONG
DOESN'T BATHE.
254
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,931
UHH. THEN AGAIN,
I HEARD HE--
255
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,636
DOESN'T BATHE?
I HEARD THAT, TOO.
256
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:48,209
SEE THAT GREEN JUNK
IN HIS HAIR?
257
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,338
FUNGUS.
258
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,812
EEW!
EEW!
EEW!
259
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,262
POLL RESULTS ARE IN.
260
00:11:53,263 --> 00:11:54,713
NOW, IF THE ELECTION
WAS HELD TODAY,
261
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,275
MOST OF THE STUDENTS
WOULD BE CONFUSED
262
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,454
BECAUSE IT'S NOT
ELECTION DAY.
263
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,623
BUT 80% SAY THEY'D
RATHER HAVE ROOT BEER
WITH NIGEL.
264
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,863
FOR THE LAST TIME,
BOY,
265
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,788
YOU GOTTA STOP
NIGEL FIXATING
266
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,263
AND START
LEGISLATING.
267
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,861
JUST TAKE A STAND
ON SOMETHING
YOU CARE ABOUT.
268
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,634
IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT, TRIX.
269
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,752
IT'S ABOUT BEATING NIGEL.
270
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,870
TO DO THAT,
I GOTTA THINK ABOUT
WHAT THE VOTERS CARE ABOUT.
271
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:22,710
IF I CAN ONLY FIND OUT
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON
IN THEIR MINDS.
272
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,311
COME TO LOUSHI'S
REPAIR-ADISE.
273
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,984
I WORK ON YOUR RADIO
274
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,651
WHILE MASSAGE THERAPIST
WORK ON YOUR DEEP TISSUE
275
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,380
AT OUR RELAXATION STATION.
276
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,715
AND REMEMBER, IF I CAN'T BEAT
BOOMGARDEN'S ADVERTISED PRICE,
277
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:39,522
I'LL THROW IN THIS
DELIGHTFUL LIFE'S A BEACH
BEVERAGE COOZY.
278
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,586
CUT! SHEESH.
WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO SMILE?
279
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,296
YOU LOOK LIKE
A MUG SHOT.
280
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,627
Jake: AH, HERE IT IS.
281
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,004
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
282
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,242
YOU TELL ME.
283
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,466
[THINKING] I THINK
THIS THING'S BAD NEWS.
284
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,771
[THINKING]
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO,
285
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,643
IF YOU TRY TO HIDE,
286
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,981
THE MOON WILL ALWAYS
FIND YOU.
287
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,038
COME ON, JAKE. YOU DON'T
THINK ANYONE'S GONNA NOTICE
288
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,816
THAT YOU GOT A 2,000
YEAR OLD HUNK OF METAL
ON YOUR HEAD?
289
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,647
I MEAN, HOW YOU
GONNA HIDE THAT?
290
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:11,917
AS YOU CAN SEE, NO ONE'S
GOT MORE SPARTAN SPIRIT
THAN JAKE LONG.
291
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,385
I DIG YOU,
FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL,
292
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,663
AND I WANNA HEAR
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.
293
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:19,802
[VOICES EXPRESSING BOREDOM]
294
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,600
OH! MIGRAINE!
295
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,771
SO HOW ABOUT
ONE AT A TIME?
296
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,142
LET'S TALK.
297
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,509
[THINKING]
WHATEVER. I'M JUST
A VOTE TO YOU.
298
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,978
'CAUSE TO ME,
YOU'RE MORE THAN
JUST A VOTE.
299
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,607
[THINKING]
WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?
300
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,582
I BET YOU'RE WONDERING
WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU.
301
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,072
UH, YEAH.
302
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,546
TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU
WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING?
303
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,852
I GUESS I'D SAY
A QUALITY EDUCATION.
304
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:44,524
[THINKING]
CUTIE PATOOTIE'S
PHONE NUMBER.
305
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:48,428
I THINK
MY CUTIE PATOOTIE
CAMPAIGN MANAGER
306
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:51,998
CAN EXPLAIN
MY PLATFORM...
OVER SMOOTHIES.
307
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,328
GIVE HER A CALL,
SAY SEVENISH?
308
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,445
UH, I, UH...
309
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:59,573
[THINKING]
I'M DEFINITELY VOTING
FOR THIS GUY.
310
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,684
[THINKING]
UGH. I HATE TRIGONOMETRY.
311
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,351
[THINKING]
LASAGNA ROLLUPS AGAIN?
312
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,880
UGH. I'M GONNA HURL.
313
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,437
[THINKING]
PUH-LEASE.
314
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,889
WHAT DOES COACH SACKERSON
KNOW ABOUT SHAKESPEARE?
315
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,432
ELECT JAKE LONG,
316
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,487
AND I'LL BAN TRIGONOMETRY...
317
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,385
WHOO-HOO!
318
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,656
OUTLAW LASAGNA ROLLUPS...
319
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,934
YEAH!
AND MAKE SURE
THE ONLY THING THIS MAN TEACHES
320
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,634
IS ZONE DEFENSE!
321
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,696
HEE HEE! YAY!
322
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:34,414
[CHANTING]
JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!
323
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,837
WHAT'S THIS THING?
324
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,442
HEY, HEY, PUT ME DOWN.
325
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,764
INTERESTING PROP, LONG.
326
00:14:38,761 --> 00:14:40,081
IT SEEMS YOU'RE
THE MAN OF THE HOUR.
327
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,480
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
328
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,481
LET'S JUST SAY
MY LISTENING TOUR
329
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,574
REALLY PAID OFF.
330
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,649
WELL, ENJOY YOUR POPULARITY
WHILE IT LASTS,
'CAUSE IT WON'T.
331
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,785
I'VE GOT SOME MAGIC
THAT WILL BLOW
YOUR DOORS OFF.
332
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,991
OH, YEAH?
LIKE WH--
333
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,825
NIGEL?
334
00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,627
I'M TELLING YOU,
NIGEL'S SWEATING ME.
335
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:03,644
48 HOURS TILL E-DAY,
BIG SPEECHES TOMORROW.
336
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,137
I GOT THIS THING IN THE BAG.
337
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,638
UH, JAKE,
IS YOUR GRAMPS
STILL REDECORATING?
338
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:10,613
HUH?
339
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,980
GRAMP'S SHOP!
340
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,680
GRAMPS AND I WERE GONE
A HALF HOUR TOPS.
341
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,623
WHEN WE CAME BACK,
THE PLACE LOOKED LIKE
A TWISTER HIT IT.
342
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,149
CHICK BOOMGARDEN
WILL PAY FOR THIS!
343
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,885
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
344
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,498
MAN, I'VE SEEN THIS KIND
OF DESTRUCTION BEFORE.
345
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,197
OOF. BUT NEVER
FROM A HUMAN.
346
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,898
SOMETHING TELLS ME
CHICK DIDN'T DO THIS.
347
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,440
Nigel: I'VE GOT SOME MAGIC
THAT WILL BLOW
YOUR DOORS OFF.
348
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,567
BUT I THINK
I KNOW WHO DID.
349
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,574
WELL, I KNEW
YOU WERE BOLD,
350
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,936
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW BOLD.
351
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,456
YOU MEAN THE TUX?
352
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:48,983
I DON'T TRY
TO OUTCLASS YOU, LONG,
353
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,112
BUT YOU MAKE IT SO EASY.
354
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,576
I MEAN TRASHING
MY GRANDPA'S SHOP.
355
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,615
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?
356
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,620
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU HAD A GRANDFATHER,
357
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,742
MUCH LESS
ONE WITH A SHOP.
358
00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:01,861
DON'T LIE TO ME.
YOU SAID YOU'D BLOW
MY DOORS OFF, REMEMBER?
359
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,726
[CLEARS THROAT] AND NOW,
WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY,
360
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,932
HERE ARE YOUR CANDIDATES
FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT!
361
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,966
NIGEL THRALL AND...
362
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,642
JAKE LONG.
363
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,540
[COUGHING]
364
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,082
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
365
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,808
YOUR CANDIDATES!
366
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,714
WHERE'S JAKE?
367
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,915
HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
368
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,577
MAKING THAT DUFUSY NIGEL
369
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,645
PAY FOR HIS
DUFUS-ITINESS.
370
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,894
YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.
371
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,888
AW, MAN, YOU SERIOUS?
372
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,560
OK, WE GOTTA STALL.
373
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,629
HEY, HEY, HEY, FILLMORE!
374
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,858
WHAT'S UP, PEOPLE?
375
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,203
[SILENCE]
376
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,268
OK, SO LET'S TALK ISSUES,
377
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,117
STUFF THAT AFFECTS US ALL,
378
00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:44,968
STARTING WITH
THESE CINDER BLOCKS
THEY'RE CALLING TEXTBOOKS.
379
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,511
YEAH. DO WE REALLY NEED
2,000 PAGES ON MARINE BIOLOGY?
380
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,178
THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS
TO KNOW ABOUT FISH:
381
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,677
STAY AWAY FROM PIRANHA,
382
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,179
NEVER PUT TARTAR SAUCE
ON SUSHI,
383
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,681
AND IF YOU GOTTA TREAT
A JELLYFISH STING
WITH NATURAL ACIDS,
384
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,635
AIM CAREFULLY.
385
00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:04,587
THE HELMET OF TRUTH
WILL EXPOSE YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
386
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,631
NOW, DID YOU WRECK
MY GRANDPA'S SHOP?
387
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,287
[THINKING]
I HONESTLY DID NOT.
388
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,555
BUT IF YOU DIDN'T,
THEN WHO--
389
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,625
[CRASHES]
390
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,869
[ROARS]
391
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,075
MAXIMINUS.
392
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,310
I THINK THE OGRE
LIKES YOUR HELMET.
393
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,724
GET INSIDE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
394
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,277
DRAGON UP!
395
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,785
AND DRAGON DOWN.
396
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,290
NICE TRY, LONG.
NOW IT'S MY TURN.
397
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,262
FETCH A PEN AND PAPER.
398
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,330
NO SHAME
IN TAKING NOTES.
399
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:47,698
STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE,
MAKE THIS OGRE FLY.
400
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,901
STEAK...UH...
401
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,073
AH HA HA HA HA!
402
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,605
YO, I'M TAKING NOTES.
403
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,109
IS WIPEOUT
ONE WORD OR TWO?
404
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,182
AAH!
AAH!
405
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,848
GRAMPS, WE GOT PROBLEMS.
406
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,324
AND WHAT'S UP
WITH OUR SCHOOL DANCES?
407
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,893
NO DISRESPECT,
PRINCIPAL ROTWOOD,
408
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,961
BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BE
PICKING THE MUSIC. UH-UH.
409
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,060
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL,
410
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,161
BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
TO GET MY SUAVE ON
411
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,704
TO ROLL OUT THE BARREL.
412
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,949
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'VE DONE, JAKE?
413
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:24,201
MAXIMINUS HAS A STRONG
PSYCHIC CONNECTION
WITH THAT HELMET.
414
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:28,374
YOU AWAKENED HIM,
ALERTING HIM
TO ITS LOCATION.
415
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,074
OK, NOW
IT'S MAKING SENSE.
416
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,636
I TRIED THE HELMET
AT YOUR SHOP, SO
HE WENT THERE FIRST.
417
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,905
HE MUST HAVE
TRASHED THE PLACE
LOOKING FOR IT.
418
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,895
WHAT?
419
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:37,879
WHEN I USED IT
HERE AT SCHOOL,
420
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,774
MAXI SHOWED UP
TO SNATCH IT.
421
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:41,648
LOOK, KID, ME AND GRAMPS
WILL NEVER GET THERE IN TIME.
422
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,324
IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT
PAST THIRD PERIOD,
423
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,963
YOU GOTTA JOIN FORCES
WITH THAT SORCERER
424
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,359
AND DOUBLE-TEAM
THE BIG FELLA.
425
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,830
AND WHATEVER
YOU DO--
426
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,798
UH!
427
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,756
DON'T LET MAXIMINUS
GET THE HELMET!
428
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,144
[THINKING]
CAN HE HEAR ME?
429
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,810
OH, MAN, HE CAN HEAR ME.
430
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,408
I GOTTA KNOCK
THAT HELMET OFF.
431
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,709
[THINKING]
MAYBE THIS BRANCH.
432
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,876
[NIGEL THINKING]
IF I CAN JUST REMEMBER
THAT SHRINKING SPELL.
433
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,857
WHY IS HE STILL FIGHTING?
434
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,888
HE'S GOT HIS HELMET.
435
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,033
HE'S A GLADIATOR,
LONG.
436
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,158
THEY'RE STICKLERS
FOR THE WHOLE FIGHT
TO THE DEATH THING.
437
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,704
HE'S TAKING US
TO THE ROOF.
438
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,399
¶ WE KNOW
YOU'RE GONNA BEAT US ¶
439
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,301
¶ WE THINK
THAT'S PRETTY CLEAR ¶
440
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,673
¶ BUT PLEASE
DON'T RUN THE SCORE UP ¶
441
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:39,812
¶ OUR FAMILIES ARE HERE ¶
442
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,212
[GRUNTING]
443
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,116
LET'S THINK, LONG.
HOW CAN WE--
444
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:49,448
WHY WHISPER? TRUST ME,
UGLY'S PICKING UP
EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT.
445
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,385
WAIT, THAT'S IT.
446
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,161
THE FIRE ALARM.
447
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,889
HMM?
448
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,404
NIGEL, THE ALARM.
CAN YOU MOVE IT?
449
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,297
UH, I THINK SO.
450
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,869
GO AHEAD.
ALERT SCHOOL.
451
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,739
BELL, BOOK, AND CANDLE.
452
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,237
PULL DOWN THE HANDLE.
453
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,369
HA! STUDENTS
WON'T SAVE YOU.
454
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,135
BELL, BOOK, AND CANDLE.
455
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,284
PULL DOWN THE HANDLE.
456
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:17,109
[ALARM RINGS]
457
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,446
GET READY FOR
A SONIC BOOM
OF TEEN ANGST.
458
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,923
HUH?
459
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,494
[EVERYONE TALKING]
460
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,260
SO MANY VOICES.
461
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:36,065
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
462
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,711
SO I JUST WANT TO SAY
463
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:03,029
I THINK I GOT
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY
WITH OUR COMPETITION.
464
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,329
IF YOU WIN,
I'LL SUPPORT YOU.
465
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,232
LIKEWISE, MATE.
466
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,374
HANG ON.
YOU'RE NOT BUCKING
467
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,499
FOR A JOB AS MY
VICE PRESIDENT,
ARE YOU, LONG?
468
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,765
NOW, THAT'S JUST SAD.
469
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,473
WHAT? IN YOUR DREAMS.
470
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,205
I'M IN IT TO WIN IT.
471
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,510
FINE.
FINE.
472
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,981
AHA! THE ELECTION RESULTS
HAVE BEEN TALLIED
473
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,481
AND...[SPEAKING GERMAN].
474
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,853
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN FILLMORE HISTORY,
475
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,822
IT APPEARS WE HAVE A TIE.
476
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,245
BEGINNING THIS MONTH,
477
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,516
YOUR CLASSROOM PRESIDENTS
WILL BE...
478
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,026
TRIXIE CARTER
AND ARTHUR SPUDINSKI.
479
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:38,029
2 WRITE-IN CANDIDATES.
480
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,431
WHOA!
HUH? WHAT?
481
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,372
[CROWD CHEERS]
482
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,527
TRIXIE AND SPUD?
BUT HOW?
483
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,396
I GUESS THEY WON
BECAUSE THEY HAD
REAL IDEAS.
484
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,436
ALL NIGEL AND I
EVER DID
485
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,570
WAS TEAR
EACH OTHER DOWN.
486
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,374
AH, YES.
I, TOO, HAVE LEARNED
487
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,236
THAT GRUDGES
ARE A WASTE OF TIME.
488
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:57,346
THAT'S RIGHT, YOUNG DRAGON.
489
00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:01,449
I'VE DECIDED TO END
MY CHILDISH FEUD WITH
BOOMGARDEN'S ELECTRONICS...
490
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,591
STARTING TOMORROW.
491
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,258
Announcer:
WHO IS LOUSHI?
492
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,202
LET'S START
WITH WHAT WE KNOW.
493
00:22:12,196 --> 00:22:14,126
FACT: HE HAS SERIOUS
ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES.
494
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,403
[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]
495
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:17,841
FACT: HE IS A MENACE
ON THE ROAD.
496
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,397
[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]
497
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:22,905
FACT: IN THIS FOOTAGE RECORDED
BY A CONCERNED CITIZEN,
498
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:26,339
HE CAN CLEARLY
BE SEEN TALKING TO A DOG.
499
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:31,476
LOUSHI: WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN
WITH YOUR APPLIANCES?
500
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,554
PAID FOR BY FRIENDS
OF CHICK BOOMGARDEN.
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