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¶ PACKEE, PACKEE,
PUT IT IN THE SACKEE ¶
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¶ 'CAUSE I'M NEVER COMIN'
BACKEE FROM VACATION ¶
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¶ HA HA HMM
HMM HMM HMM HMM ¶
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¶ HMM HMM HMM HMM ¶
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UGH!
I'M BEGGING, DAD!
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FULL ON,
DOWN-ON-MY-KNEES
ACTION HERE.
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PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
GO TO AUNT CATHY'S
THIS YEAR!
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HA HA!
NO CAN DO, JAKE-A-ROO!
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IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S
FAMILY REUNION,
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AND THAT MEANS
ALL THE FAMILY
HAS TO BE THERE
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TO, UH, YOU KNOW,
RE...UNE.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
THE PROBLEM.
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OH! ISN'T HE PRECIOUS?
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COOTCHIE-COO!
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JAKEY WANT
THE TEDDY BEAR?
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Jake: I'M TIRED
OF ALL MOM'S FAMILY
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TREATING ME
LIKE A BABY...
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[YELLING]
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JUST 'CAUSE
I'M STILL STUCK
AT THE KIDDY TABLE
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WITH ANNOYING
COUSIN GREGGY
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AND ALL
THE OTHER SNOT-WIPERS.
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UGH!
LITCHI NUT PUDDING?
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I'M THE OLDEST ONE THERE.
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WHEN DO I GET MY TURN
AT THE BIG TIME?
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WELL, I'M SORRY, JAKE,
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BUT THE GROWN-UP TABLE
IS AT MAX CAPACITY.
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SO UNLESS ONE
OF YOUR AUNTS OR UNCLES
SKIPS THE REUNION,
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OR, HEAVEN FORBID...
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Haley: OH, NO!
THAT'S TERRIBLE
AUNT CATHY!
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UNCLE LEE HAD TO GET
HIS APPENDIX OUT.
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HE'S OK,
BUT HE'S GONNA MISS
THE FAMILY REUNION.
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HA HA! NO WAY!
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LEE'S APPENDIX
IS OUT,
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WHICH MEANS I'M IN?!
YEAH!
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¶ GO APPENDIX ¶
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¶ GO APPENDIX ¶
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¶ HOLLAH BACK NOW ¶
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¶ APPENDICITIS ¶
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UH, I'M JUST...HEH,
EXCITED HE'S OK?
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT KIDDIN' ¶
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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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[GONG]
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[SPEAKING CHINESE]
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LOTUS FLOWER BEATS SWAN.
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YOU'RE STUCK
WITH JONATHAN THIS YEAR.
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[SPEAKING CHINESE]
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HE IS YOUR HUSBAND.
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WHY MUST I BE THE ONE
TO BABY-SIT HIM?
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I'VE MISSED PLENTY OF
FAMILY REUNIONS ALREADY,
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TRYING TO KEEP JONATHAN
AWAY FROM OUR MAGICAL
FAMILY SECRET.
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FOR PETE'S SAKE,
I DIDN'T EVEN
GET TO ENJOY
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MY OWN
WEDDING RECEPTION.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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I BRING
99 GARDEN GNOMES.
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GOOD LUCK
FOR THE BRIDE AND--
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WHOOPS!
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[GNOMES LAUGHING
AND SHOUTING]
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NOW, WHAT
IN THE DICKENS IS--
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HAI!
WHAAH!
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I HAD TO TELL HIM
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THAT BODY-SLAMMING
THE GROOM
INTO THE WEDDING CAKE
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IS AN ANCIENT
CHINESE CUSTOM.
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SHE'S RIGHT, GRAMPS.
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YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM THAT REUNION.
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YOUR FAMILY'S
JUST TOO SLOPPY
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AT KEEPIN'
A SECRET DOUBLE LIFE--
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ALL READY-ROO!
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I'M A REAL DOG. WOOF!
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WHO'S UP
FOR A FAMILY FUNBOREE?
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OOH! ME!
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JAKE? I'VE NEVER
SEEN YOU SO EXCITED
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TO SEE MY FAMILY
BEFORE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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3 DAYS ON AUNT CATHY'S
PRIVATE ISLAND
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IN THE FLORIDA KEYS?
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WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
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NICE PLACE.
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JUST FIND ME
WHAT I NEED,
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AND IT'S ALL OURS.
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OH, SUSAN!
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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MWAH! MWAH!
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HALEY, FU,
YOU BOTH LOOK FABULOUS!
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THANK YOU,
AUNT CATHY.
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YEAH, GREAT.
BEEN CUTTIN' THE CARBS.
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WHERE'S UNCLE LONG SHI?
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HE'LL BE TAKING CARE
OF JONATHAN
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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I DON'T MEAN TO BE
A NOSY-ROSY,
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BUT WHY DID WE
JUST WASTE 2 PERFECTLY
GOOD PLANE TICKETS
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TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY
TO FLORIDA?
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I TOLD YOU,
BECAUSE I AM...
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AFRAID TO FLY.
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NOW BEAR RIGHT!
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ARE YA SURE?
BECAUSE THE SIGN SAYS--
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DO NOT QUESTION
THE NAVIGATOR,
DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND!
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[SCREECH]
RIGHT!
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OH!
AAH!
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RIGHT.
THE NON-MAGICAL HUSBAND.
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OOH! AND WHO IS
THIS BIG, HANDSOME MAN?
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HA HA!
YEAH, BIG MAN. HA!
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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
FOR DINNER,
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AND I'VE GOT
AN EXTRA SPECIAL SEAT
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SAVED JUST FOR YOU!
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YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
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NOW FOOD ME UP AT THE--
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KIDDY TABLE?!
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[SHOUTING]
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PLEASE, JAKE,
I PREFER YOU CALL IT
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THE RESPONSIBLE
YOUNG ADULTS TABLE.
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SUN TAUGHT ME
WE SHOULD ALWAYS TREAT OTHERS
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AS IF THEY ALREADY WERE
WHAT WE EXPECT THEM TO BECOME.
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IT'S FROM GOETHE.
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COUSIN ANDREW, WOULD YOU
PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER?
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BUTTER? FINE!
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[LAUGHING]
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I AM A HUMMINGBIRD
IN THE BREEZE.
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I AM A HUMMINGBIRD
IN THE BREEZE.
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YO! I GOT ROBBED HERE!
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I'M THE NEXT OLDEST
IN THE FAMILY.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY SEAT AT THE--
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[SNIFFING]
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RICE PUDDING?
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THANK YOU, GREGORY.
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COUSIN GREGGY?
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WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO CALL HIM
GREGORY NOW.
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I DON'T CARE
WHAT WE CALL HIM!
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HE'S A YEAR YOUNGER
THAN ME.
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HOW'D HE GET MY SEAT?
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YOU MEAN,
YOU DON'T KNOW?
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GREGORY GOT HIS...
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[WHISPERING]
dragon powers.
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OK, THAT'S IT!
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[DEEP BREATH] OK,
HOW TO PUT THIS?
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I'M STUCK
AT THE KIDDY TABLE
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ALL BECAUSE
COUSIN GREGGY
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JUST NOW GOT
HIS DRAGON POWERS?
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JAKE, MAYBE WE SHOULD
DISCUSS THIS LATER.
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OK, FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S GREGORY.
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AND SECOND OF ALL,
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DON'T HIS CHEEKS
LOOK SUPER PINCHABLE?
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THEY SURE ARE!
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COOTCHIE-
COOTHCIE-COO.
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UH, MAYBE YA'LL
DON'T REALIZE,
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BUT I'VE BEEN
THE AMERICAN DRAGON
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FOR, LIKE,
A YEAR AND A HALF NOW!
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I'VE FOUGHT NIXES
AND KRYLOCKS AND--
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AW, HOW ADORABLE!
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HE'S JEALOUS!
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HAVE YOU SEEN
GREGORY'S DRAGON FORM?
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VERY IMPRESSIVE!
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT
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WITH THE OTHER CHILDREN,
DEAR?
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IF YOU'RE A GOOD BOY,
MAYBE LATER AUNT MAI
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WILL LET YOU
PLAY WITH HER TEETH.
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BLEH!
HERE YA GO!
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UH, BUT I--
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GREGGY...AW!
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AI-YAH!
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WHY DO YOU NOT TRUST
THE NAVIGATOR?
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I DO! I DO, HONESTLY!
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IT'S JUST,
WELL, I'M HAVIN' TROUBLE
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SEEING HOW WE ENDED UP
WAY OVER HERE
IN WESTERN KENTUCKY.
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I...ASSUMED
YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST
TURKEY FARM.
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[TURKEYS GOBBLING]
WELL, DUH!
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NORMALLY, YOU BET
YOUR BUTTER-BASTED
BEAK I WOULD,
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BUT WE'RE ALREADY
LATE ENOUGH AS IS.
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BESIDES, IT'S
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
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I MEAN, HOW CAN WE
GET A GANDER
AT THE GOBBLERS
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WHEN WE CAN'T
EVEN SEE THE--
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OW!
[PECK]
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HA HA HA!
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I THINK THE LITTLE NIPPER
JUST NIPPED ME IN THE--
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OW! OW!
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UH, UH, OK, MR. GIZZARD.
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NOW, THAT'S
QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT.
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[MANY TURKEYS GOBBLING]
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AAH! OH! OH!
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THEY'VE GOT
A TASTE FOR MAN!
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BACK IN THE CAR!
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UH, YEAH,
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
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I'M THE ONLY DRAGON
WHO COUNTS HERE.
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YOU WANT THE THRONE,
YOU GOTTA TAKE OUT
THE KING.
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YOU MEAN
THE ROYAL PAIN?
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LET'S DO IT.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I--
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WAIT. WHAT?
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IF YOU'RE
SUCH A GREAT DRAGON,
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PROVE IT.
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YOU AND ME
IN A FACE-OFF.
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WINNER GETS THE CHAIR
AT THE GROWNUP TABLE,
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LOSER GETS...
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Girl: I CAN SUCK
NOODLES IN MY NOSE!
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[SLURP]
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EWW!
EWW!
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NOODLE SNOT!
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O...K.
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I'M IN!
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SO, UM, WHAT DID YOU
HAVE IN MIND?
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ALL RIGHT, STANDARD
DRAGON CHALLENGE RULES.
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YOU'RE GONNA TRADE OFF
PICKIN' THE CHALLENGES.
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IF THE OTHER GUY
MUFFS YOUR TEST,
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THAT'S A POINT FOR YOU.
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HE MAKES IT,
ONE POINT FOR HIM.
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BEST 2 OUT OF 3 WINS.
GOT IT?
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MM-HMM.
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DRAGON UP!
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THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
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PLEASE, CUZ.
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DRAGON UP!
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HA HA HA!
YOU SCARED YET?
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OH, I'M SCARED...
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THAT WHATEVER YOU GOT
IS CONTAGIOUS.
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DID I NOT TELL YOU
GREGORY'S DRAGON FORM
236
00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:06,519
WAS IMPRESSIVE?
237
00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,320
WHAT? OH, LOOKS
LIKE THEY'RE HAVING
238
00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,293
SOME SORT OF COMPETITION.
239
00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,231
OK. HOO HOO!
240
00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,657
STUDLY, UH, YOU'RE UP.
241
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,631
WHAT'S THE CHALLENGE?
242
00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,399
[SHAKING,
EARS FLAPPING]
243
00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:22,167
ALL RIGHT,
WELL, LET'S TEST
YOUR FIRE-BREATHING,
244
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,819
DRAGON.
245
00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:25,470
TRY THIS ONE
ON FOR SIZE.
246
00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,612
WOW. JAKE'S
FIRE-BREATHING
HAS REALLY COME ALONG.
247
00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,603
MM-HMM.
248
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,576
GREGGY LIKE TO GIVE
HIS COMPETITORS
249
00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,381
A FALSE SENSE
OF SELF-CONFIDENCE
250
00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,523
BEFORE HE CRUSHES THEM.
251
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,288
RIP HIM
TO PIECES, HONEY!
252
00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,447
POINT, JAKE,
AND HE'S UP.
253
00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:45,016
HOW ABOUT
SOME SPEED FLYING?
254
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,215
ONE TIME
AROUND THE BEACH.
255
00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,556
WE'LL GO ON 3.
YOU READY?
256
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,691
HEY, YO, YO,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
257
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,056
YOU SAID 3!
YOU SAID 3!
258
00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,325
[STRUGGLING]
259
00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:02,372
HA! TASTE MY DRAGON DUST,
GREGGY!
260
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:06,576
[FEMALE VOICE]
DRAGONS?
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
261
00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,684
MY POINT.
262
00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,645
MY POINT!
263
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,693
SAY, HUH?
SAY, WHAT?
264
00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,547
YOU SAID,
ONE TIME AROUND THE BEACH.
265
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:19,556
YOU DID 13,
SO YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED.
266
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,690
MY POINT!
267
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,214
OK, FINE.
268
00:09:22,211 --> 00:09:23,731
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA SCORE
ANOTHER POINT ON ME.
269
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,300
MY TURN, MY TURN AGAIN!
270
00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,599
OK, I CHALLENGE
YOU TO GO--
271
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:31,241
OH, DRAGONS! I AM
SO GLAD I FOUND YOU.
272
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,038
I NEED YOUR HELP.
273
00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:32,838
THEY'RE COMIN'
AFTER ME,
274
00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,409
AND THEY'RE
PLANNING TO--
275
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,368
HYAH! WAH!
276
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,505
WHOA, HEY! STOP!
277
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:37,680
YOU CAN'T ATTRACT
ATTENTION!
278
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,638
THEY'LL SEE US
AND--
279
00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,075
I CHALLENGE YOU
TO BEAT DOWN
280
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,509
THIS MAGICAL SEA BEAST
BEFORE I DO!
281
00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:42,445
UNH! UNH! UNH!
282
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,519
SHE'S NOT
A SEA BEAST, FOOL!
283
00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:46,148
SHE'S TRYING
TO TALK!
284
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,093
GREGORY, NO!
285
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,617
OH, THAT'S MY BOY!
286
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,192
HE'S BAD!
287
00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,759
THAT'S A POWERFUL
YOUNG MAN!
288
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,428
YEOW! QUIT!
289
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,657
[GASPING]
290
00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:57,231
NO! WAIT!
COME BACK!
291
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,730
OH, YEAH!
YOU BETTER RUN!
292
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,502
DOPE! I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU JUST--
293
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,101
SAVED US ALL!
294
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,243
MY BIG MAN HERO!
295
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,108
2 OUT OF 3!
296
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,387
I WIN!
297
00:10:08,391 --> 00:10:09,671
I BEAT
THE AMERICAN DRAGON!
298
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,276
CAN I GET A WHOOP?
299
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,438
WHOOP!
WHOOP!
300
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,006
WHAT?!
301
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,583
HEY, LOOK!
IT'S NOT CREAMED CORN!
302
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,352
IT'S BRAINS!
303
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,251
[LAUGHING]
304
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,552
NO, NO, NO,
IT'S A MANTRA.
305
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,494
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO CHANT IT WITH ME.
306
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,159
OHM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA.
307
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,628
OHM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA.
308
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,288
HUH?
UH, WHAT?
309
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,726
UH, YOUR PATOOTIE
LIKES POTATOES.
310
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,697
AW, MAN!
311
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,137
Fu Dog; NIFTY BUBBLE,
HUH, KID?
312
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,442
I ALWAYS KEEP
A FEW MAGICAL
AIR CAPSULES HANDY
313
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,914
JUST IN CASE A--
OH!
314
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,882
MY SUSHI SENSE
IS TINGLING.
315
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,211
RARR RARR!
316
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,356
FOCUS, FU.
317
00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:51,511
THAT SHARK LADY
COULD BE ANYWHERE.
318
00:10:51,506 --> 00:10:52,646
WAIT A MINUTE,
WE'RE LOOKIN'
FOR THE SHARK LADY?
319
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,123
I FIGURED YOU WERE
JUST TAKIN' A BREAK
320
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,591
FROM GREGGY THE GREAT
AND THE COOTCHIE-COO
PATROL.
321
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,461
SHE LOOKED
PRETTY SCARED.
322
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,788
WHATEVER TROUBLE
SHE'S IN,
323
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,333
IT MUST BE SERIOUS.
324
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,857
AND IF OUR SEARCH
HAPPENS TO GET YOU AWAY
325
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,933
FROM THE FAMILY
FOR A WHILE...
326
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,201
IT'S ALL GOOD.
327
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,369
[MOTOR]
SAY WHAT?
328
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,438
WHOO-HOO!
CATCH THE SHOW!
YEAH!
329
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,738
YO, GREGGY!
I'M TRYIN' TO DO
330
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,210
SOME DRAGON WORK DOWN HERE.
331
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,678
YOU SURE THAT'S
SUCH A GOOD IDEA?
332
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,577
'CAUSE WE GOT SHARKS
IN THESE WATERS,
333
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,378
AND WE ALL SAW
HOW SCARED
334
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,910
THE WIDDLE BABY DWAGON
IS OF SHARKS!
335
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,626
HA HA HA!
336
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,354
YOU WANT TO ORDER A 4-FLIPPER
SLAPDOWN FOR THE KID?
337
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,353
'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE
TO DELIVER IT.
338
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,185
OK, FIRST OFF,
I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU,
339
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,491
SO STEP OFF
THE BABY STUFF,
340
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,492
AND, SECOND,
I AM NOT SCARED OF SH--OH!
341
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,485
NOT GOOD.
342
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,196
HA! NICE TRY, FAKER.
343
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,771
MMM! MMM! UGH!
344
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,539
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
GUT HIM, TIBURON!
345
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,738
GUT HIM!
346
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,939
NOT YET. FIRST, I WANT
TO KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS.
347
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,642
MMM...MMM!
348
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,343
YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE
LOOKING FOR, DON'T YOU?
349
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,245
MAYBE YOU EVEN
KNOW WHERE IT IS.
350
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,677
IF YOU EVER WANT
TO TASTE OXYGEN AGAIN,
351
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,383
YOU'RE GOING
TO TELL ME!
352
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,675
OOH!
353
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,450
GO! AFTER HIM!
354
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,386
I'M COMIN', KID!
355
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,820
I GOT ONE LAST
AIR CAPSULE LEFT!
356
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,556
WHOA!
357
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:08,731
COME ON!
358
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,229
HEY! WHAT'S THE RUSH!
359
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,960
HEY! [YELPING]
360
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,399
GO, DOG!
361
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,701
THERE! LOSE 'EM
IN THAT CORAL MAZE!
362
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,719
AAH!
363
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,831
UH-OH, KID, DEAD END!
364
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,526
OVER HERE!
365
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,337
Jake: COME ON!
COME ON!
366
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,609
UH, KID, UNLESS
YOU WANT TO BE
367
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,937
A SHARK'S NEW BEST CHUM,
368
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,481
YOU MIGHT
WANT TO GO NOW!
369
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,014
[GRUNTING]
370
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,114
GOT IT!
COME ON!
371
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,615
AAH!
372
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,717
MOVE YOUR FIN!
373
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:05,648
[ALL GRUNTING]
374
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,992
OH! GO, GO, GO!
375
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,787
[DOG FU PANTING]
376
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,360
LOOKS LIKE
WE LOST 'EM.
377
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,893
AAH!
AAH!
378
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,994
SORRY. GUESS I SHOULDN'T
HAVE SNUCK UP LIKE THAT,
379
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,797
BUT I REALLY
NEED YOUR HELP.
380
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,300
PLEASE DON'T BLAME
ALL THE SHARK PEOPLE
FOR THIS.
381
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,303
DESPITE
OUR MULTIPLE ROWS
382
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,004
OF JAGGED,
FLESH-TEARING TEETH,
383
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,606
WE REALLY A TENDER,
LOVING RACE.
384
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,677
AAH!
385
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:35,945
INSTINCT. SORRY.
386
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,819
WE'LL EAT ANYTHING.
HEH HEH.
387
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,848
ANYWAY, THERE'S
A FEW BAD FISH
IN THE BARREL.
388
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,454
TIBURON AND
HIS WHOLE SKARK-MADA.
389
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,485
THEY THINK
WE SHOULDN'T GET ALONG
WITH YOUR KIND.
390
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,031
THEY'D RATHER
SWEEP YOU ASIDE
AND TAKE OVER YOUR LAND.
391
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,528
CAN THEY DO THAT?
392
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,029
I MEAN, AREN'T YOU GUYS,
YOU KNOW,
393
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,530
"GLUB GLUB, NEED THE WATER,
CAN'T LIVE ON DRY LAND"?
394
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,632
ACTUALLY, SHARK PEOPLE
ARE ONLY HALF FISH.
395
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,474
THEY CAN SPEND TIME
ON DRY LAND,
396
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,399
BUT THEY ALWAYS GOTTA
RETURN TO THE SEA.
397
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,995
THE ONLY WAY TIBURON
AND HIS MEN
398
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,466
CAN RULE OVER YOUR LAND,
399
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,744
IS IF THEY MOVE IT
UNDERWATER.
400
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,943
CAN THEY DO THAT?
401
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:05,955
UH, THEY CAN
402
00:14:05,962 --> 00:14:06,982
IF THEY FIND WHAT
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR--
403
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,750
NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT.
404
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,878
OH, BOY.
405
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,503
WHAT?
406
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,120
NEPTUNE'S THE ANCIENT GOD
OF THE SEA.
407
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,389
THAT TRIDENT OF HIS
408
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,646
HOLDS THE POWER
TO CONTROL THE OCEANS.
409
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,615
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT WITH THAT THING.
410
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,124
LIKE MOVE THE EASTERN SHORE
OF YOUR COUNTRY
411
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,586
FROM HERE TO...
412
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,655
OH, SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.
413
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,574
WHICH MEANS
EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
WOULD BE UNDERWATER,
414
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,597
AND TIBURON'S TERRITORY
TO RULE!
415
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:33,543
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
THEY'LL NEVER FIND
THE TRIDENT WITHOUT ME.
416
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,540
YOU KNOW
WHERE IT IS?
417
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,071
TELL ME.
I CAN PROTECT IT.
418
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,306
IT'S MY JOB.
419
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,551
NO! I...I'VE ALREADY
CAUSED YOU ENOUGH TROUBLE.
420
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,747
IF YOU COULD
JUST HELP ME FIND
421
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,078
A MORE PERMANENT PLACE
TO HIDE.
422
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,423
UH, MAYBE A NICE
INLAND AQUARIUM
OR A THEME PARK OR...
423
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,589
DONE. BUT FIRST,
I GOTTA CUT OUT OF
424
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,618
THIS LAME
FAMILY REUNION.
425
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,314
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
426
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,988
I AM QUITE SURE
THAT MOBILE, ALABAMA,
427
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,664
IS SOUTH OF KEY WEST.
428
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,862
DOH! DOH!
429
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,503
KEY WEST IS
THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT
430
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,699
IN THE CONTINENTAL
UNITED STATES!
431
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,831
HOW CAN IT BE
MORE SOUTH
432
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,636
THAT THE SOUTHERNMOST
POINT?!
433
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:05,538
GIVE ME THAT MAP!
434
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,938
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
435
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,682
OH HO HO!
SO NOW WE'RE DOIN'
THAT AGAIN, HUH?
436
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,609
WELL, TWO CAN PLAY
AT THAT GAME, MISTER!
437
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,014
I TOOK
HIGH SCHOOL NORWEGIAN,
438
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,946
AND I CAN TELL YOU...
[SPEAKING NORWEGIAN]
439
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:25,058
I, TOO, TOOK
HIGH SCHOOL NORWEGIAN.
440
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:25,958
OH!
441
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:26,858
[TIRES SCREECH]
YI!
442
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,630
[BLOWS LANDING]
TAKE THAT!
443
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,088
[BOTH SHOUTING]
444
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,946
HI-YAH!
OW!
445
00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,797
AFTER SEEING A HERO
LIKE ME IN ACTION...
446
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,120
AHH!
447
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,427
IT'S NO WONDER JAKE
ISN'T SHOWIN' HIS FACE.
448
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,866
HEY, MOM, ME AND FU
GOTTA BOUNCE FOR A FEW.
449
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,512
WE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM
WITH THIS...
450
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,178
IS THAT, UH,
LAND GRUB?
451
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,937
NO, NO, NO, NO!
SHARK LADY, DON'T!
452
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,006
SHARK INSTINCT
TAKING OVER!
453
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,775
AAH! GO AWAY!
FISHY BAD!
454
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,622
GREGGY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
455
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,460
SHOW THIS BEAST
WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!
456
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,085
OH!
457
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,933
UNH! UNH!
458
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,503
UH! AHH! UNH!
459
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,598
[DOOR CLOSES]
460
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,540
DID I...
SCARE HER AWAY?
461
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,568
[GIGGLING]
462
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,612
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
463
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,237
THE LAST THING
I WANTED WAS
TO CAUSE YOU TROUBLE.
464
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,543
TROUBLE? THAT WAS AWESOME!
465
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,476
I GOT A FEELING
THE TABLE'S HAVE TURNED,
466
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,551
AND I'M GETTIN' MY TURN
AT THE ADULT TABLE.
467
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,221
OK, HUH?
FOCUS, KID.
468
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,689
WE STILL GOT A...
469
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,817
[ROARING]
470
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,492
THERE'S MY GIRL.
471
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,793
YOU DIDN'T REALLY
THINK YOU COULD RUN
FROM ME, DID YOU?
472
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,895
AW, MAN!
473
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,710
YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT I'VE COME FOR.
474
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,808
BUT...HOW DID YOU
FIND US?
475
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,510
WE'RE SHARKS.
[SNIFFING]
476
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,152
WE FOLLOWED
OUR NOSES.
477
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,177
[FAMILY SCREAMING]
478
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,484
LET THEM GO!
479
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,785
THEY CAN'T GET YOU
WHAT YOU WANT.
480
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,617
WAIT! ISN'T SHE
THE BAD GUY?
481
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,563
WE'RE A FAMILY
OF DRAGONS, PUNK.
482
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,858
YOU CAN THREATEN
ALL YOU WANT,
483
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,090
BUT WE'RE NEVER
GONNA LET HER TELL YOU
484
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,734
WHERE NEPTUNE'S
TRIDENT IS.
485
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,799
OH, I DON'T
EXPECT HER TO TALK.
486
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,295
[REGURGITATING]
487
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:21,543
YOU HID NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT
IN YOUR STOMACH?
488
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,011
UH, I TOLD YOU,
489
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,679
WE'LL EAT ANYTHING.
490
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,807
[TIBURON LAUGHING]
491
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:26,712
NICE TRY,
492
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,753
BUT NOW IT'S OVER...
493
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,048
FOR ALL OF YOU!
494
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,151
HA HA HA HA HA!
495
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,561
[MUSIC PLAYING]
496
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,790
¶ WHERE
IS THE LOVE? ¶
497
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,826
¶ WHERE DID
THE LOVE GO? ¶
498
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,631
GET READY
DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND.
499
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,633
HERE COMES YOUR CUE!
500
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,904
OK, THIS IS
WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
501
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,143
THERE IS NO WAY I'M--
502
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,567
¶ I WISH I KNEW ¶
503
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,712
¶ BUT IT'S A THING
THAT NO ONE KNOW ¶
504
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,038
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶
505
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,283
¶ BACK DE LOVE ¶
506
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,808
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶
507
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:00,883
¶ YEAH ¶
508
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,750
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE ¶
509
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,919
¶ BACK DE LOVE ¶
510
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,347
¶ BRING BACK DE LOVE! ¶
511
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,652
YEAH!
512
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,194
[APPLAUSE]
513
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,589
[THUNDER]
514
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,660
SAY GOOD-BYE
TO DRY LAND
515
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,689
AND BOW TO YOUR NEW RULER!
516
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,658
WHAA!
517
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,976
OH!
518
00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:22,303
HOW ABOUT YOU
SAY GOOD-BYE
TO YOUR LITTLE FORK
519
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,242
AND BOW
TO MY BACKSIDE?
520
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,668
RARR!
521
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,713
HYAH!
522
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,605
SO, WE JUST WAIT HERE,
OR WHAT?
523
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,712
OOH!
524
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,153
DRAGON UP!
525
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,115
GREGORY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
526
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,677
I'M GOIN'
AFTER THAT SHARK!
527
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:42,045
NO WAY I'M LETTIN'
JAKE STEAL MY GLORY.
528
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,015
AH-CHOO!
529
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,022
AH-CHOO!
530
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:44,823
AH-CHOO!
531
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,924
NOBODY ELSE ESCAPES!
532
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,785
THAT'S GONNA BE
A RULE FROM NOW ON.
533
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,855
COOL?
534
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,374
WHOA!
535
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,372
[COUGHING]
536
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,973
I MEANT TO DO THAT
TO HIM!
537
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,626
HEY!
538
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:06,277
NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT
DOESN'T WORK SO GOOD
539
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,109
FOR DRY LAND RATS.
540
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,854
ALLOW ME.
541
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,918
HUH? OH!
542
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,219
WHOA! WHOO!
543
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,390
[GRUNTING]
544
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,688
YOU WANT TO MESS
WITH A REAL DRAGON?
545
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,060
MESS WITH ME!
546
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,058
EH, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
547
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,930
HEY! YOU CAN'T
USE THE TRIDENT!
548
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:23,959
I DON'T HAVE A TRIDENT!
549
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,803
THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
550
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,098
MMM MMM MMM!
551
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,400
NOW WHY DON'T YOU
JUST DRY UP
AND BLOW AWAY?
552
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,044
RARR!
553
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,180
YOU THINK
YOU CAN DRY ME UP
554
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,849
WITH YOUR DRAGON FIRE?
555
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,877
I RULE THE SEAS,
556
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,951
AND, SOON, ALL
OF YOUR LAND AS WELL!
557
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:47,790
ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T YOU
I WAS TALKING TO.
558
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,017
[SEA SERPENT MOANS]
559
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,962
[PANTING]
560
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:51,857
UNH!
561
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,888
NO, NO, NO!
562
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,362
NO!
THANK YOU.
563
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,800
NO!
564
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,071
[GASPING FOR AIR]
565
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,367
THANKS.
566
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,898
NO PROBLEM.
567
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,442
YOU MAY BE A JERK,
BUT YOU'RE FAMILY.
568
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,038
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.
569
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,908
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
GUT 'EM! GUT 'EM!
570
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,930
I DON'T KNOW.
571
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:12,937
YOU THINK HE WOULD'VE
SAID SOMETHIN'
572
00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,446
IF THAT'S
WHAT HE WANTED.
573
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,147
SHOULD WE MAKE A CALL?
574
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,379
Jake: GAME'S UP,
SHARK DUDES!
575
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,224
HEY!
HEY!
576
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,020
[SHOUTING]
577
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,986
I THINK I'M GETTIN'
THE HANG OF THIS THING.
578
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,192
GREAT WORK, KID.
579
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,493
I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU.
580
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,064
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR JAKE!
581
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,753
YAY, JAKE!
582
00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:33,427
THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKIN' ABOUT.
583
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,233
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
584
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,366
WITHOUT GREGORY.
585
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,400
YEAH, AND I THINK YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO MAKE
586
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,505
A PERMANENT PLACE FOR ME
AT THE ADULT TABLE,
587
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,768
ONCE YOU HEAR
HOW I HAD TO SAVE
588
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,506
JAKE'S LITTLE BABY
DWAGON TAIL.
589
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,452
OK, THAT IS IT!
590
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,348
WAH!
591
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,049
AAH-HA! MOMMY!
592
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,100
OW!
593
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,150
SUSAN,
CONTROL YOUR CHILD!
594
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,752
OH! PUT A SOCK
IN IT, CATHY!
595
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,415
WHAT?!
596
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,892
YOU HEARD ME!
597
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:58,760
[EVERYONE ARGUING]
598
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,588
I PUT CRAB
DOWN YOUR BACK!
599
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,784
[PINCH]
HA HA HA!
600
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:03,958
OW! AND I'M TIRED
OF PRETENDING
601
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,503
YOUR KIDS AREN'T
DEGENERATE MONSTERS!
602
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,999
HEY!
TAKE IT BACK!
603
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,201
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
TO ME!
604
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:12,942
SO, UH, I'LL JUST
BE TAKING THESE GUYS
605
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,439
TO SHARK PRISON THEN.
606
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,280
HEY, AFTER DINNER
WITH THESE FREAKS,
607
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,437
PRISON SOUNDS
LIKE A DREAM.
608
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,106
[ARGUING]
609
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,675
Haley:
YOU BE QUIET!
610
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,253
WHAT IN THE NAME OF
FAMILY DYSFUNCTION
IS GOIN' ON HERE?
611
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:31,023
HONEY! YOU...MADE IT.
612
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,434
THIS IS NOT WHAT
FAMILY REUNIONS
ARE ABOUT!
613
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,457
ACTUALLY, IN THIS FAMILY,
IT USUALLY IS.
614
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,283
HE'S RIGHT.
615
00:21:39,281 --> 00:21:41,101
WE HAVE BEEN ACTIN'
LIKE A BUNCH
OF SPOILED KIDS,
616
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,970
ESPECIALLY ME.
617
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:43,999
ME, TOO,
618
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,143
AND I'M SORRY.
619
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,408
BUT WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?
620
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,312
TO FAMILY?
621
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,410
TO FAMILY.
622
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,341
MMM, MMM, MMM!
623
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,206
THIS SPREAD
LOOKS DELISH!
624
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,824
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE MISSIN', PEOPLE!
625
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,517
HA HA HA!
626
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,888
[ALL LAUGHING
AND TALKING]
627
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,237
IT'S COOL, DAD.
628
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,587
I DON'T THINK
WE'RE MISSIN' ANYTHING.
629
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,351
Dog Fu: IT'S THE GAME SHOW
SENSATION
630
00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:12,341
THAT'S SWEEPIN' THE NATION.
631
00:22:12,341 --> 00:22:14,331
WHAT'S THAT SHARK GONNA HURL UP NEXT?
632
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,204
Jake: ANCHOR!
I GUESS ANCHOR!
633
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,942
Haley: IT'S
A SCUBA TANK!
634
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,197
Dog Fu:
ANCHOR IT IS!
635
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,815
YES!
UGH!
636
00:22:20,823 --> 00:22:22,443
ROUND TWO! TAKE A GUESS
WHAT'S COMIN' UP THE PIPE.
637
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,542
SNORKEL!
PIZZA!
638
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,083
I HAD
A GUT FEELING.
639
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,108
LOOKS LIKE
IT'S A BIGGIE THIS TIME.
640
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:30,483
SUBMARINE!
IT'S A SUBMARINE!
641
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:33,852
UH, WELL, I WAS WONDERIN'
WHERE THEY'VE BEEN
ALL EPISODE.
642
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,553
Shark lady:
SORRY.
643
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,254
WE'LL EAT ANYTHING.
HEH HEH.
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