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WHAT? WHAT IN THE CUCKOO
ARE YOU DOING?
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IN CASE YOU FORGOT,
WE HAVE A STANDARDIZED
TEST TO STUDY FOR.
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IF YOU MUST KNOW, I, TOO,
AM PLANNING FOR MY FUTURE.
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YEAH, UH,
HOW'S THAT EXACTLY?
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MY GUIDANCE
COUNSELOR REVIEWED
MY ACADEMIC RECORDS.
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IT SUGGESTED I WAS
MOST SUITED TO A CAREER
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AS A STREET PERFORMER.
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BEHOLD,
I'M STUCK IN A BOX.
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THIS BOX HAS FOUR WALLS.
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I CAN'T GET OUT.
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I'M STARTING TO PANIC.
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OK, MIMES DON'T TALK.
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I'M JUST A BEGINNER.
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IT TAKES YEARS BEFORE
YOU CAN CREATE A WALL
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WITHOUT TALKING, YEARS.
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YOU KNOW, YOUR GUIDANCE
COUNSELOR WOULD BE SINGING
A DIFFERENT TUNE
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IF SHE KNEW HOW SMART
YOU REALLY ARE.
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FOR REAL.
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WHY DON'T YOU
ACTUALLY TRY
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ON TOMORROW'S
TEST FOR ONCE?
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NO CAN DO.
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I ONLY NEED
TO FAIL 57 MORE TESTS
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TO COMPLETE MY ANSWER
BUBBLE ODE TO DaVINCI'S
LAST SUPPER.
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SPUD, WHY ARE
YOU SO AFRAID
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TO LET ANYONE KNOW
YOU'RE A BRAINIAC?
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I'M HOLDING ON TO A ROPE.
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IT'S PULLING ME
OUT OF THE ROOM.
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AH!
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IF THAT BOY WOULD
JUST SHOW EVERYONE
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WHAT HE CAN DO
WITH THAT HEAD OF HIS.
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OH, AND I DON'T MEAN
THAT DANCING BOWTIE
TRICK HE DOES
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WITH HIS ADAM'S APPLE.
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YEAH, THEN HE WOULDN'T
HAVE TO ROLL THROUGH LIFE
AS A MIME.
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YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
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[KISSING]
[KISSING]
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[GIGGLING]
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[BURP]
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TOMORROW'S TEST DETERMINES
WHAT HONORS CLASSES
WE CAN TAKE NEXT YEAR,
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AND HONORS CLASSES
GET YOU INTO COLLEGE,
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AND A GOOD COLLEGE
MEANS A GOOD JOB.
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SO, I'M GOING
TO DO SPUD THE BIGGEST
FAVOR OF HIS LIFE.
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HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
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I'M GONNA MAKE SURE HE
FINALLY GETS THE PROPS
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HE DESERVES
BY GETTING HIM TO TAKE
THE TEST FOR REAL.
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[CRASH]
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HEY, SPUD.
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MY ACADEMIC
STANDINGS COULD USE
A LITTLE JUICING.
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MIND ACING
MY TEST FOR ME?
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I'M BEHIND A WALL.
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I'M OPENING A DOOR,
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AND I'M GIVING YOU
A THUMBS UP.
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AND, BEGIN.
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NOW REMEMBER, EYES FORWARD,
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NUMBER 2 PENCILS ONLY,
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AND IF YOUR IN NEED
OF THE RESTROOM FACILITIES,
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TOO BAD FOR YOU.
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[BEEPING]
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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THE FIRST PERFECT
STANDARDIZED TEST SCORE
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IN THE HISTORY
OF MILLARD FILLMORE
MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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OUR OWN RESIDENT
GENIUS IS...
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SPUD?!
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[NO AUDIO]
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I'M YELLING...NO!
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY,
WHAT'S UP, G? ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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[BELL RINGS]
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OH, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL
THAT IS SUPERIOR,
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GERMAN CARS, GERMAN STRUDEL,
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GERMAN GIRDLES,
AND THE WOMEN WHO WEAR THEM,
THIS CAN'T BE.
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DANG, IT'S BEEN LIKE
A DAY AND A HALF.
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YOU THINK HE'D BE
OVER IT BY NOW.
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YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT IF
I SHOWED MY NOGGIN
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AND ALL ITS
NOGGINATING GLORY,
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MY LIFE WOULD CHANGE
LIKE, SHABAAM,
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BUT SO FAR
IT'S LIKE, TOTALLY
SHABORING.
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[GASPS]
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THE NAME IS BRAINERD,
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AGENT BRAINERD FROM THE
MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE.
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I'M HERE FOR--
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[GASPS] M.G.I.?
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THE ELITE TWO-WEEK BOOT
CAMP FOR BRAINS?
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WELL, I ASSUMED
YOU'D WANT TO RECRUIT ME
TO TEACH THERE,
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BUT YOU'VE COME FASTER
THAN I EXPECTED. YES.
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OH, HOTVASH SCHMORTBAN.
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I ACCEPT.
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I'M GOING TO TEACH
AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE.
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¶ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ¶
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NO. I'M HERE FOR ONE
ARTHUR P. SPUDINSKI.
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WHAT!?
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SPUDINSKI?
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YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.
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LOOK AT HIM.
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WHAT? IN MY BOOK, A CLEAN
TOE IS A HAPPY TOE.
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HA HA.
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MR. SPUDINSKI,
MAY I HAVE A WORD?
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NO.
THIS IS A MISTAKE.
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THE MACHINE,
IT MALFUNCTIONED.
I'M SURE OF IT.
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[GRUNTING]
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MR. SPUDINSKI, YOUR TEST
SCORE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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SO IMPRESSIVE, WE'RE
OFFERING YOU A PLACE AT THE
MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE.
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WHAT IS THIS NOW?
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THE WHAT?
THE GENIUS INSTITUTE?
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IT'S A TWO-WEEK PROGRAM
DESIGNED TO CULTIVATE
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THE BRIGHTEST MINDS
IN THE TRI-STATE AREA.
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WOW, I'M HONORED AND ALL,
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BUT I'VE GOT NO MULLAH
FOR THE SCHOOLAH.
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I MEAN, SO UNLESS
I CAN PAY TUITION
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IN POCKET LINT
AND PRE-CHEWED GUM,
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I'LL HAVE
TO RESPECTFULLY DECLINE.
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YOUR TUITION
WILL BE COVERED BY AN
ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR.
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YOUR PARENTS
HAVE ALREADY SIGNED
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THE PAPERWORK,
SO IT'S SETTLED.
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I EXPECT TO SEE
YOU TOMORROW MORNING
AT THE INSTITUTE.
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NO!
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GOT TO TELL YOU
PROFESSOR ROT, DUDE,
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I'M PRETTY UPSET
ABOUT IT MYSELF.
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YOUVISHDIAGI...OOH.
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PSST.
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FU?
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SORRY TO BUG YOU
AT SCHOOL, KID.
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WE GOT A LITTLE
DRAGON EMERGENCY.
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A SEWER TROLL
ALERTED GRAMPS
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THAT SOMEONE'S STASHING
A POWERFUL MAGICAL
ARTIFACT DOWN HERE.
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WE GOT TO FIND IT
BEFORE IT ENDS UP
IN THE WRONG HANDS.
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IN OTHER WORDS, THE USUAL.
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SPEAKING OF USUAL,
THAT'S HOW
I LIKE MY LIFE.
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USUAL.
SAME OLD, SAME OLD.
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BUT NOW,
THANKS TO SOMEONE,
WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED,
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MY EXISTENCE
IS CAREENING OFF
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IN A COLLISION
COURSE WITH CHANGE.
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SPUD, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE OVER DOING IT
JUST A TAD BIT?
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NO, TRIX, I DON'T.
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ONCE YOU GET LABELED
A SMART LASS OR LADDIE,
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LIFE IS ALL WORK
AND NO PLAY.
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MY POPS TAUGHT ME THAT
WHEN I WAS BUT A BABE.
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AND THAT SON,
IN A NUTSHELL, IS
TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS.
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[LAUGHTER]
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YOU'RE TOO SMART
TO LAUGH AT THAT
KIND OF BROAD,
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SLAPSTICK KIND
OF HUMOR, MISTER.
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[BURP]
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[LAUGHTER]
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ALL I'M SAYING IS,
I LIKE MY LIFE JUST
THE WAY IT IS.
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YEAH, TRAGIC, KID,
BUT IF WE COULD GET BACK
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TO SAVING
THE MAGICAL WORLD, HUH?
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YO, WHAT IS THAT?
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UH, HARD TO SAY
FOR SURE, KID,
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BUT IF MEMORY SERVES--
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[ELECTRIC SURGING]
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NOT YOURS.
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NOW, STEP AWAY
FROM THE BOX AND MAYBE,
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JUST MAYBE
I'LL LET YOU ALL LIVE.
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ELI PANDARUS.
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WHAT'S A LYING,
CHEATING, EVIL WIZARD
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DOING IN A PLACE
LIKE THIS?
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AH HA HA HA.
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YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS,
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BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE
THAN FLATTERY TO STOP ME
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FROM TAKING WHAT'S
MINE SO THAT I CAN--
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OH, LET'S SEE,
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
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OH, YES.
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TAKE OVER THE MAGICAL WORLD.
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SORRY, PANDARUS,
BUT THE ONLY WORLD
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YOU'RE TAKING OVER
IS A WORLD OF PAIN.
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DRAGON UP.
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I'D LOVE TO STAY
AND CHITTER CHAT,
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BUT I'VE GOT
BIG PLANS,
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WORLD DOMINATION
AND SO FORTH,
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SO, I'LL HAVE TO LET
MY MINIONS' FISTS
DO THE TALKING.
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TIME FOR A LITTLE
MINION MASHING.
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HYAH!
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[GRUNTING]
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I'M THROWING A BRICK.
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IT'S HAVING
NO APPARENT EFFECT.
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[GROWLS]
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AAH!
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I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE!
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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HEY, YOU.
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WATCH OUT
FOR THAT THIRD RAIL.
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[GRUNTING]
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'CAUSE IT'S
ABOUT TO GET HOT.
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[GROWLS]
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THIS IS WHAT I CALL
MY BLINDSIDE MOVE.
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[GRUNTS] HA!
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WHOA!
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SO HARD TO GET GOOD
HELP THESE DAYS.
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TA-TA, DRAGON.
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UH!
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AW, MAN.
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PANDORA'S BOX.
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LOCKED WITHIN,
IS AN EVIL,
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CAPABLE
OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS.
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WHAT DOES PANDARUS WANT
WITH A BIG OLD BOX OF BAD?
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GOOD QUESTION.
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ONLY DIRECT DESCENDENTS
OF PANDORA ARE CAPABLE
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OF CONTROLLING
THE EVIL LOCKED WITHIN.
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HMM. PANDORA,
PANDARUS.
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HA! PANDORA,
PANDARUS.
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SPUD, YOU THINK
THEY'RE RELATED?
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NO, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING
THOSE WOULD MAKE GOOD NAMES
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FOR A BROTHER/SISTER TEAM
OF CRIME FIGHTING PANDAS,
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BUT RELATED? ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GO WITH THAT.
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HOLD UP.
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IF PANDARUS
CAN CONTROL THE EVIL,
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WHY DIDN'T HE JUST
OPEN UP THE BOX
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WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE?
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I DO NOT KNOW,
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00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,736
BUT WE MUST FIND OUT
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.
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YEAH, WELL,
I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU
232
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SAVE THE MAGICAL
WORLD AND ALL,
233
00:09:09,432 --> 00:09:11,752
BUT I START MY
INTERNMENT AT THE GENIUS
INSTITUTE TOMORROW.
234
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,352
GENIUS INSTITUTE?
235
00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,253
YOU?
236
00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,154
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
237
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,417
SPUD?
238
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,425
[SPEAKING CHINESE
AND LAUGHING]
239
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:29,272
THANKS FOR WALKING ME TO MY
FIRST DAY OF GENIUSIZING.
240
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,739
THERE'S NO PLACE
I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW.
241
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,208
EXCEPT ON A DATE
WITH KYLE WILKINS.
242
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,067
I'D SELL MY MAMA
DOWN A RIVER
243
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,636
FOR A DATE
WITH KYLE WILKINS, OK?
244
00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,214
I MEAN, IF FINE WAS A CRIME--
245
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,412
YEAH, AND I JUST WANTED
TO SAY, YOU'LL SEE.
246
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:45,575
LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
ALL PLAY AND NO WORK, OR
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY.
247
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,146
SEE YA LATER.
248
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,855
AND I'M SORRY
I SWITCHED THE TESTS, YO.
249
00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,487
WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU.
250
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,062
HEY, I CAN MULTIPLY
251
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,863
UP TO THE 16th DECIMAL POINT
WITHOUT A CALCULATOR.
252
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,664
HI! I WON THE
NATIONAL SPELLING
BEE WHEN I WAS 7.
253
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,097
SO, WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY?
254
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,272
I DO AN AWESOME MIME
RENDITION OF ROAD RAGE.
255
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,472
I'M GETTING IN MY CAR.
256
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,443
SOMEONE CUTS ME OFF.
257
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,571
I HONK MY HORN
AND YELL AT THEM.
258
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,406
HONK, HONK!
HEY, YOU!
259
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,541
WHERE YOU GOING?
260
00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,146
MIMES DON'T TALK.
261
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,407
I AM JUST A BEGINNER!
262
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,476
STUDENTS, WELCOME
TO THE GENIUS INSTITUTE.
263
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:22,615
TOMORROW WE BEGIN
TO TEST THE DEPTHS
OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE.
264
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,563
YEAH!
265
00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:24,557
ALL RIGHT!
266
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,588
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
267
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,162
THIS ROOM IS FILLED
268
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,730
WITH THE WORLD'S MOST
EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG MINDS.
269
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,429
TAKE EACH FACE IN
AND ASK YOURSELF,
270
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,331
"WHO AMONGST US IS THE ONE?
271
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,904
THE SMARTEST OF THEM ALL."
272
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,602
YES, YOU HAVE A QUESTION.
273
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,504
HUH?
274
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,535
NO, I'M FLYING A KITE,
275
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,509
AND THE WIND
IS VERY STRONG.
276
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,538
AH!
277
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,613
THAT'S RIGHT.
278
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,551
ONE OF THEM
IS THE ONE.
279
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,476
AND WHEN I FIND HIM,
HE'LL BE MINE FOREVER.
280
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,022
AND BY FOREVER,
I ACTUALLY MEAN
281
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,547
A FEW MINUTES
BEFORE I DO AWAY
WITH THE LITTLE BUGGER.
282
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,693
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
283
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,794
HEY, TRIX, CHECK IT.
ACCORDING TO THIS JOURNAL,
284
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,556
A FEW CENTURIES BACK,
285
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,334
PANDORA'S BOX WAS MODIFIED
WITH AN ENCHANTED LOCK.
286
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,533
MAYBE THAT'S WHY PANDARUS
HASN'T OPENED IT YET,
287
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,795
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
KNOW HOW TO.
288
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,544
TRIX?
289
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,476
THAT WAS OUT BY A MILE.
290
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,207
UH, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
291
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,453
IT'S THE MIME CHANNEL.
292
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,598
I KNOW I SHOULD
BE HAPPY FOR HIM,
293
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,749
BUT I CAN'T
HELP MISSING OUR
LITTLE MIME BOY.
294
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:29,222
YEAH, I MISS HIM, TOO.
295
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,229
"I" BEFORE "E,"
EXCEPT AFTER "C."
296
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,927
"I" BEFORE "E,"
EXCEPT AFTER "C."
297
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,457
YOU TWO ARE GOIN' DOWN.
298
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,766
THESE TESTS ARE
FOR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE,
299
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,438
NOT ANNOYANCE.
300
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,537
SO, HELLO,
I'M GONNA WIN.
301
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,939
YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT
IT IS I DO BETTER THAN YOU?
302
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,282
FAIL.
303
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,607
I BET YOU THAT I CAN FAIL
OUT OF HERE IN ONE DAY.
304
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,913
THAT'S RIGHT.
305
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,214
AND I'M GOING
TO HAVE FUN DOING IT.
306
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,776
FAIL?
307
00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,384
ON PURPOSE?
308
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,616
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
309
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,020
NO TRUE GENIUS
WOULD DO THAT.
310
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,462
IT'S AGAINST OUR NATURE,
OUR RAISON D'ETRA.
311
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:09,559
MMM, I HAD A RAISON BAGEL
FOR BREAKFAST.
312
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,553
DELISH.
313
00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,527
WE WILL NOW BEGIN
THE ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE
TESTING.
314
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,033
FOR THE FIRST EXAM,
315
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,535
THE STUDENT WHO BUILDS
THE STRONGEST LASER WINS.
316
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,344
[CRYING]
317
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:39,022
MMM.
MOST IMPRESSIVE, IRA.
318
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,457
[LAUGHTER]
319
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,402
ARTHUR SPUDINSKI!
320
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,927
READY TO ROCK.
321
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,532
OH, AND YOU MIGHT
WANT SOME EARPLUGS.
322
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,825
[LOUD ELECTRIC
GUITAR PLAYING ]
323
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,496
¶ WO'OW, WO'OW,
WO'OW, WO'OW ¶
324
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,536
¶ MY FINGERS
ARE GOIN' ¶
325
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,412
¶ AND WE MELT, FALL TO
THE GROUND EXHAUSTED ¶
326
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,652
I'VE GIVEN MY SOUL
TO THE GODS OF ROCK.
327
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,108
PRONOUNCE ME WORTHY.
328
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,476
WELL, SPUD.
329
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,024
THAT WAS VERY LOUD.
330
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,700
FAILED IT.
331
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,385
NEXT, WE WILL TEST YOUR
KNOWLEDGE OF CHEMISTRY.
332
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,276
WHAT DID YOU MAKE, DEAR?
333
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,871
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK
I'M ALLERGIC TO IT.
334
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,036
I MADE SOME FROTHY
PURPLE STUFF.
335
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,938
OH, AHH.
336
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,310
WHAT THE--
337
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,538
OHH. OH,
MR. SPUDINSKI,
338
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,884
ARE YOU SURE
YOU RECEIVED AN
INVITATION TO M.G.I.?
339
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,610
YEP. OH, AND
MRS. GRUMPLESTOCK?
340
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,576
DIG THE BEARD.
341
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,715
MR. SPUDINSKI, I DON'T
KNOW HOW YOU CHEATED
342
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,201
ON THE ENTRANCE EXAM,
343
00:13:43,205 --> 00:13:44,685
BUT I WON'T STAND
FOR IT ANY LONGER.
344
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,061
THERE'S
ONLY ONE MORE TEST.
345
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,430
WHEN YOU FAIL IT,
YOUR TIME AT THE GENIUS
INSTITUTE IS OVER.
346
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,181
STILL NOTHING
ON PANDARUS
347
00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:54,632
AND HIS CONTROL
OVER PANDORA'S BOX?
348
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,434
NO, BUT I DID FIND A VIDEO
349
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,666
OF A GUY STANDING TOO
CLOSE TO THE BUSINESS END
OF AN ELEPHANT.
350
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:02,072
"THAT'S A WHOLE
LOT OF PEANUTS,"
IS ALL I CAN SAY.
351
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,605
JAKIE, THIS IS POINTLESS.
352
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,740
SPUD'S THE COMPUTER
GENIUS, NOT ME.
353
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,746
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE.
354
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,218
BEFORE THERE
WAS AN INTERNET,
355
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,676
WE USED TO GET THE SCOOP
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
356
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,515
BELIEVE YOU ME, IF PANDARUS
IS UP TO SOMETHING,
357
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,562
SOMEBODY HERE'LL
KNOW ABOUT IT.
358
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,557
NOTHIN' BUT NET.
359
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,989
[GRUNTING]
360
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,432
CAN SOMEONE
GET ME SOME WATER?
361
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,033
THANKS, I WAS PARCHED.
362
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,345
HEY, HEY. BINGO.
363
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,672
LOOK WHO'S
AT THE END OF THE BAR
364
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,741
NURSING A MILKSHAKE,
365
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:33,798
AND A GRUDGE,
BY THE LOOKS OF IT.
366
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,837
THIS MILKSHAKE,
IT'S LIKE LIFE.
367
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,642
SO SWEET UNTIL THE CHIPS
GET STUCK IN THE STRAW
368
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,775
AND IT GIVES YOU A HEADACHE.
369
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,910
A ROUND OF BROWNIE DELIGHTS,
AND KEEP 'EM COMIN'.
370
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,526
OH, I KNOW YOU.
371
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,153
ELI PANDARUS' SIDEKICK.
AM I RIGHT?
372
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,022
YEAH, UNTIL HE GAVE ME
MY WALKING PAPERS.
373
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:52,123
WHY DON'T YOU TELL
FU ALL ABOUT IT.
374
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,825
PANDARUS DROPPED ME
LIKE YESTERDAY'S NEWS
375
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:57,627
AND TOOK OVER THE MANHATTAN
GENIUS INSTITUTE WITHOUT ME.
376
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,911
SAY WHAT, NOW?
377
00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,189
HE'S LOOKING
FOR A SUPER GENIUS
378
00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:01,457
TO UNLOCK THE CODE
FOR SOME BOX HE HAS.
379
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,468
HE'S BEEN FUNDING THE WORLD'S
GREATEST SCIENTISTS,
380
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,770
BUT THEY HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO CRACK IT.
381
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:08,571
SO, HE DECIDED
TO SEE IF A FRESH,
NEW MIND COULD DO IT.
382
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,035
AND THUS, M.G.I.
383
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,483
PROBLEM IS, THE
POOR SUCKER WHO DOES IT
384
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,649
IS GOING TO BE
IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
385
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,007
WHEN PANDARUS GETS
HIS HANDS ON HIM.
386
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,716
SPUD!
SPUD!
387
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,647
YOU FAILED ME.
388
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,493
YOUR ASSIGNMENT WAS
TO FIND THE ONE
389
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,118
WITHOUT HAVING
TO REVEAL THE CODE.
390
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,993
NOW, I HAVE NO
CHOICE BUT TO SHOW
THEM THE TEMPLATES.
391
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,792
JUST REMEMBER,
IF NO ONE CRACKS IT,
392
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,504
YOU'LL SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE AS A TOAD.
393
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,727
AND AN UGLY ONE
AT THAT.
394
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,068
[CROAK]
395
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,167
I WON'T FAIL YOU.
396
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,710
THIS IS OUR FINAL
PLACEMENT TEST.
397
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,539
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL PRESSURED,
398
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,184
BUT IT WILL
DETERMINE THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE,
399
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,830
AND MINE.
400
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:52,482
WHOEVER CRACKS THIS
CODE IS THE ONE.
401
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,015
WE WILL NOW BEGIN.
402
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,587
[GASPING]
403
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,525
BUT I NEVER FAIL.
404
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,604
AH, THE HUMILIATION.
405
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:12,071
H-U-M-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N.
406
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,742
HUMILIATION.
407
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,635
OH, THE TABLES
HAVE TURNED.
408
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,044
THIS CODE HAS CRACKED ME.
409
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,506
OH, NO.
410
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,014
NO ONE CRACKED THE CODE.
411
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,246
YOU ALL CROAKED,
412
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,550
I MEAN CHOKED.
413
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,252
I HAVE ONE
FINAL LESSON.
414
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,523
ALWAYS BE KIND TO TOADS.
415
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,522
HEY, HO.
OVER HERE.
416
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,564
I HAVEN'T
TRIED IT YET.
417
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,409
WHY WASTE OUR TIME,
MR. SPUDINSKI?
418
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,260
IT'S CLEAR
YOU DON'T BELONG AT
THE GENIUS INSTITUTE.
419
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,732
WHY DON'T YOU PACK YOUR
PROTRACTOR AND LEAVE?
420
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,633
YES!
421
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,174
TOLD YOU I COULD
FAIL OUT OF HERE!
422
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,039
IT'S OBVIOUS.
HE'S NOT A REAL GENIUS.
423
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,740
OH, WHY?
424
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,441
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR?
425
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,142
YOU GUYS ARE
THE REASON I DON'T WANT
TO USE MY NOGGIN.
426
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:55,645
WHO WANTS TO BE A
STRESSED OUT TYPE "A"
WHO FORGETS TO BE A KID,
427
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,918
'CAUSE THEY'RE
SO BUSY TRYING TO BE
PERFECT ALL THE TIME?
428
00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,778
OH, I DO!
429
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,916
WELL, I DON'T.
430
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,061
ALL WORK, NO PLAY,
ALL PLAY, NO WORK?
431
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,817
THERE HAS
TO BE A BALANCE.
432
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,585
THAT SPEECH WOULD BE MOVING,
IF YOU REALLY WERE A GENIUS.
433
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,696
OK, I'LL PROVE IT.
434
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,828
YOUR CODE IS EASY.
435
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,133
I MEAN, IT MIGHT SEEM HARD
436
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,525
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
AT IT IN 2-D,
437
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,536
BUT IN 3-D IT'S LIKE
TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
438
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,070
3-D?
439
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,074
I DON'T SEE IT.
440
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,676
DUH.
441
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,277
YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE
EVERY FOURTH DERIVATIVE
442
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,549
OF THE DANGLING PARTICIPLE
443
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,747
OF THE 10th LETTER
OF EVERY SIXTH--
444
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,678
OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT?
445
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,552
NO ONE'S WITH ME HERE?
446
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,323
YOU!
YOU'RE THE ONE.
447
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,672
ELI PANDARUS?
448
00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:39,023
WAIT, AREN'T YOU LIKE,
TOTALLY EVIL?
449
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,625
AGAIN WITH THE FLATTERY,
BUT IT WON'T WORK.
450
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,629
HA HA HA HA!
451
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,001
AAH!
452
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,104
[ALARM BLASTING]
453
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,337
JAKIE, I'M TELLING YOU.
454
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,275
THERE IS NO WAY
WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE
455
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,651
TO STEALTH
OUR WAY IN WITH YOU
ALL DRAGONED UP.
456
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,651
HOLD UP.
I GOT AN IDEA.
457
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,889
TAIL OF THE DRAGON.
458
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,592
[GRUNTS]
459
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,231
COME ON, FOLLOW ME.
460
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,260
JAKIE, LOSE THE TAIL.
461
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,042
AH, YES.
462
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,187
THERE'S NOTHING
MORE EXCITING
463
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,338
THAN EXECUTING A PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
464
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,491
I'LL HAVE TO TAKE
YOUR WORD FOR THAT.
465
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,642
TRUE, AND I'LL HAVE
TO TAKE YOUR WORDS FOR IT.
466
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,805
YOU SEE, PANDORA'S BOX
WAS MISSING FOR YEARS,
467
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,415
BUT THE CODE
TO UNLOCK IT
468
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,016
HAS BEEN PASSED
DOWN THROUGH MY FAMILY
FOR GENERATIONS.
469
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,988
MY FATHER AND HIS FATHER
BEFORE HIM WERE NEVER ABLE
470
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,058
TO FIND ANYONE
WHO COULD CRACK IT.
471
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,687
NOW, ALL I NEED IS
FOR YOU TO FINISH THE CODE
472
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:51,663
AND I'LL FINALLY
HAVE MY ARMY TO TAKE OVER
THE MAGICAL WORLD.
473
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,764
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
474
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,730
REALLY GOOD
EVIL LAUGH, DUDE.
475
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,636
OH, CHILLS.
476
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,038
BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO HELP YOU?
477
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,240
[WIMPY EVIL LAUGH]
478
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,643
MY LAUGH OF EVIL
NEEDS A LITTLE WORK.
479
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,376
A MOMENT, PLEASE.
480
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,650
ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.
481
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,648
MANIS ATMOVAYO
MOHAIR MOTEM!
482
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,021
AH! OK! OK,
I'LL READ YOUR CURSE.
483
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,761
I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
484
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,275
OK, LET'S SEE.
485
00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:23,326
FLIP THE OUTER HANDLE,
TURN THE LOCK 14 DEGREES,
486
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,559
YADA, YADA, YADA.
487
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,804
THEN UNSEAL THE 6 LATCHES
AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
488
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,430
JAKE!
489
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,073
TOO LATE DRAGON.
490
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,070
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW.
491
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,172
GUESS AGAIN.
492
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,924
HYAH!
493
00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:37,659
HOW ABOUT WE DECIDE
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
494
00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,414
WHO WINS IN A FIGHT
BETWEEN BRAINS AND BRAWN.
495
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,252
TOO BAD FOR YOU
I'VE GOT BOTH.
496
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,708
UH! UH!
497
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,046
AND TOO BAD FOR YOU,
MR. SPUDINSKI.
498
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,852
I HAVE NO USE
FOR YOU NOW.
499
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,785
AAH!
500
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,063
HUH?
501
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,161
SPUD, HANG ON.
502
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,462
HUH! HUH! OW!
503
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,796
COULD SOMEONE
GIVE ME A HAND?
504
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,801
OH, WAIT.
I ALREADY DID.
505
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,973
[JAKE GRUNTING]
506
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,476
WAS THIS THE KIND
OF HAND YOU NEEDED?
507
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,478
OOF!
508
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,180
OR WAS IT THIS KIND?
509
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,052
UH!
510
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,421
WOW!
511
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:24,016
OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.
NOW, WHAT WAS IT?
512
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,463
OH, YEAH.
513
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,888
MEDAS ATMOVAYER
MOOVAYER MOOTAM.
514
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:29,825
[MOOING]
515
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:30,758
OOPS.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
516
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:35,973
MANTIS ATMOVAYER
MOVAYER MONTAM.
517
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,839
NOPE. LAST TRY.
518
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:44,207
MANIS ATMOVAYO
MOHAIR MOTEM.
519
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,104
UHH!
520
00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,346
I WON'T
BE STICKING AROUND
FOR THE BIG FINALE.
521
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,321
HUH?
522
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,315
YOU CAME FOR ME.
523
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,293
WE COULDN'T GET THROUGH
TWO DAYS WITHOUT YOU,
524
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,362
LET ALONE TWO WEEKS.
525
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,430
AH, YOU'RE CRUSHING
MY SPINE A LITTLE BIT,
THOUGH.
526
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,599
OH, SORRY.
527
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,797
COME HERE, YOU.
528
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:06,998
COME ON,
GIVE SPUD THE LOVE.
529
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,930
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA.
COME HERE.
530
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,025
OK, OK.
531
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,196
I'M GIVING YOU THE LOVE.
532
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,144
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
533
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,232
HEY, SPUD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
534
00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:22,008
TEACHING MY NEW BUDS
OVER HERE YOU CAN BE
SMART AND HAVE FUN.
535
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,475
AN AVERAGE SPEED
OF 15 MILES PER HOUR DOWN
A 47-DEGREE ANGLE...
536
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:29,815
SPUD, I'M SORRY I PUSHED
YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO DO.
537
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,692
IT'S OK.
538
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,560
SOMETIMES A KID
NEEDS A LITTLE PUSH
FROM HIS FRIENDS.
539
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,329
WHOA, HA HA! YEAH!
540
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,098
TRUTH IS, I WAS WRONG
TO HIDE MY NOGGIN.
541
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,747
WHEN I WAS CRACKIN' THE CODE,
542
00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:41,398
IT FELT GOOD, LIKE
I WAS BEING CHALLENGED.
543
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,871
AND I WOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU
HADN'T BELIEVED IN ME.
544
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:47,510
I MEAN, I WAS EVEN
THINKING OF TAKING
SOME ADVANCED CLASSES.
545
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,537
THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR, SPUD.
546
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,212
OH, YOU GUYS WILL
BE GLAD TO KNOW
547
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,880
THAT I'M THINKING MAYBE
THE LIFE OF A MIME,
548
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,249
NOT SO MUCH
THE LIFE FOR ME.
549
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,898
SO, THEN WHAT YOU GONNA BE?
550
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,549
A FAMOUS SCIENTIST?
OOH, A MATHEMATICIAN?
551
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:03,291
NO, I'M THINKING MAYBE
I'M MORE OF A ONE-MAN
BAND KIND OF DUDE.
552
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,989
AW, MAN.
AW, MAN.
553
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,361
SPUDINSKI'S MIND IS ONE STRANGE
AND MYSTERIOUS PLACE.
554
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,362
HERE'S ON OF HIS IQ TESTS
YOU DIDN'T SEE.
555
00:22:12,363 --> 00:22:14,363
SPUD, I'M GOING TO SHOW
YOU A NUMBER OF IMAGES.
556
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,227
JUST BLURT OUT WHATEVER
IT IS THEY REMIND YOU OF.
557
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,636
MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE.
558
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:22,038
OH, I KNOW, THAT'S A MONKEY
RIDING A UNICYCLE.
559
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,191
AND THIS ONE?
560
00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:26,343
MMM, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE
HARDER TO DECIPHER.
561
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,176
IT'S A STINKING MONKEY
RIDING A UNICYCLE.
562
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,952
NOPE, SORRY,
JUST NOT SEEING IT...
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