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THIS IS NICE, ISN'T IT?

WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE PART

WHERE MY FINGERS TURN INTO POPSICLES.

YEAH, IT IS NICE TO FINALLY BE DONE WITH THE SECRETS.

THE LIES.

THE YOU TRYING TO SLAY ME, STUFF ME,

AND MOUNT ME ON YOUR MANTLE.

IT'S ALL SO WEIRD.

THE HUNTSMAN ALWAYS TAUGHT ME

THAT DRAGONS WERE DISGUSTING AND...OH.

WHAT? IT'S THE HUNTSMAN.

EVER SINCE I LEFT THE ACADEMY,

HE'S BEEN KEEPING A CLOSE WATCH.

IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF ALL OVER AGAIN,

AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S PLOTTING.

[SIGHS] US SPENDING TIME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW,

IT'S JUST TOO RISKY.

IF I NEED TO SEE YOU,

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST USE MY CHARM BRACELET

TO TALK TO YOU IN YOUR DREAMS LIKE BEFORE.

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN IF WE'RE TOGETHER?

IT'S NOT LIKE THE HUNTSCLAN'S JUST GONNA COME CHARGING OUT--

AAH! DON'T LET HIM EAT ME!

NO! AAH!

[COUGHING AND GASPING] 88, CHECK IT OUT.

ROSE WENT AND FOUND HERSELF A BIG HUNK OF MAN.

WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

ACTUALLY, UM--

ROSE AND HER BOYFRIEND SITTING IN A TREE,

K-I-S-S-I-N--AAH!

WHAT ARE THOSE JOKERS DOING IN THE CITY?

THEY'RE WORKING AS APPRENTICES FOR THE HUNTSMAN, AND--

[ROARING]

ON SECOND THOUGHT, EXPLAIN LATER.

HA! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH THE--

JAKE, LOOK OUT!

YO, MAN, IS SHE FIGHTING WITH THAT DRAGON?

COME ON, 89. LET'S GO TELL THE HUNTSMAN, DUDE.

AAH! UH!

WHOA!

OK, THAT WAS FREAKY.

SO, YOU UP FOR DINNER LATER?

JAKE, WE CAN'T.

WHAT IF 88 AND 89 HAD SEEN US FIGHTING TOGETHER?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP OUR DISTANCE FROM NOW ON.

I'M SORRY.

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶

¶ HIS DESTINY WHO WANTS SOME TEA ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

YIKES, BRO. SOUNDS LIKE ROSO

GAVE YOU THE OLD HEAVE-HO.

I'D OFFER YOU SOME ADVICE ON HOW TO HANDLE IT,

BUT THE SPUDSTER'S NEVER FACED THAT KIND OF REJECTION FROM THE LADIES.

EH, THERE, STACY.

WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

EEW! AAH!

OH, I'LL CALL YOU.

THAT'S THE FRUSTRATING PART, SPUD.

ROSE TOTALLY DIGS ME.

BUT SHE'S CONVINCED THAT SPENDING TIME TOGETHER'S TOO DANGEROUS.

YOU KNOW, JAKEY, LITTLE MISS NINJA THANG DOES HAVE A POINT.

BUT IT'S ONLY DANGEROUS IF I'M AROUND HER AS A DRAGON.

AS LONG AS I'M IN HUMAN FORM,

WE'RE JUST 2 KIDS WHO CHILL AT THE SAME SCHOOL.

ROSE AND I CAN TOTALLY MAKE THIS WORK.

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO SPEND TIME WITH HER.

[SCRAPING]

ATTENTION, HOODLUMS!

SINCE MR. UGENSTEIN, YOUR SCIENCE TEACHER,

IS STILL RECOVERING FROM LAST WEEK'S BUNSEN BURNER DEBACLE,

I'LL HAVE THE DISTINCT PLEASURE

OF HANDING OUT THIS WEEK'S ASSIGNMENT.

[STUDENTS GRUMBLING]

ENOUGH WITH YOUR OVERLAPPING GRUMBLINGS!

YOU WILL EACH PAIR UP WITH A PARTNER

TO INVENT SOMETHING THAT WILL IMPRESS THE LEDERHOSEN OFF OF ME.

PARTNER?

PROJECTS ARE DUE FRIDAY.

I WILL GRADE YOU ON ORIGINALITY,

FUNCTIONALITY, AND REVOLUTIONALITY.

JAKE LONG, BEGIN THE CHOOSING OF THE PARTNERS.

WITH PLEASURE.

EYE OF THE DRAGON.

BUT MISTER--I MEAN PRINCIPAL ROTWOOD,

JAKE AND I CAN'T BE PARTNERS.

RIGHT, JAKE?

WELL, I DID TOTALLY RANDOMLY PULL YOUR NAME OUT OF THE--

BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, 'CAUSE JAKE AND I...

UH...CAN'T STAND EACH OTHER.

I MEAN, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND

WEARS THAT MUCH HAIR GEL?

SAY WHAT? WELL, YOUR HAIR'S TOTALLY...

GOLDEN AND NICE.

ENOUGH! YOU WILL BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER THIS WEEK,

SO WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU HAVE WITH EACH OTHER,

DEAL WITH IT!

HOW ABOUT WE INVENT A PICK 'N' FLICK?

AUTOMATIC NOSE PICKER?

BOY, DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU.

SOME PEOPLE JUST AREN'T READY FOR PROGRESS.

OOP. TIME FOR A LIBERAL SLATHERING OF LIP OINTMENT.

BEHOLD. MY WINTER SUPPLY OF LIP TREATMENTS,

FACE LOTIONS, AND PETROLEUM JELLIES.

TOGETHER, THEY CREATE A FORTRESS OF PROTECTION

AGAINST THE HARSH ELEMENTS OF MOTHER NATURE.

"HANGNAIL HELPER. APOCALYPSE WOW."

SPUDINSKY, YOU GOT, LIKE, 100 DIFFERENT THINGS GOING ON HERE.

WHAT'S UP WITH JUST ONE SKIN PRODUCT?

THAT'S IT! WE'LL INVENT ONE PRODUCT WITH 100 USES.

AND WE SHALL CALL IT... 100 USE CREAM.

HMM. WELL, THE NAME NEEDS WORK,

BUT LET'S GET FIXIN' TO DO SOME MIXIN'.

FOR THE RECORD, YOU DON'T WEAR TOO MUCH HAIR GEL.

OK, YOU DO, BUT IT'S CUTE.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE TOTALLY WORRIED ABOUT US HANGING OUT,

BUT IT'S OUT OF OUR HANDS, RIGHT?

I MEAN, YOU'VE GOTTA PASS SCIENCE

AND I'VE GOTTA PASS SCIENCE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN, IT'S JUST AN INNOCENT SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT.

SO HOW'S TOMORROW NIGHT SOUND?

4th STREET LIBRARY? SAY AROUND SIXISH?

IT'S A DATE! I MEAN, STUDY DATE.

NOT EVEN A DATE. A STUDY ADVENTURE.

A BORING STUDY ADVENTURE.

BUT NOT TOTALLY BORING.

I'LL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

GUYS, CHECK IT OUT.

OPERATION ROSE IS OFFICIALLY A GO.

ONE STUDY DATE WILL LEAD TO TWO,

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, WE'LL BE STUDYING FROM THE BOOK OF LOVE.

AH, THE BOOK OF LOVE.

I KNOW IT WELL.

EH, THERE, GIRL.

UH! AAH!

HA HA! IT'S LIKE I'M A ROCK STAR.

SO WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? MY RED JACKET

OR SHOULD I MIX IT UP AND WEAR MY OTHER RED JACKET?

YO, BRO? I THINK YOU'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS

THAN WHAT TO WEAR.

OH, YEAH, AND IT'S STARING AT US FROM THE END OF YOUR NOSE.

STAND BACK, GRAMPS. I THINK THIS THING IS GONNA BLOW!

DO NOT WORRY, YOUNG ONE.

I AM SURE THE BLEMISH IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF YOUR MOLTING CYCLE.

NOW TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE SERPENT YOU ENCOUNTERED.

WELL, LET'S SEE. IT HAD THIS FREAKY SKULL AROUND ITS NECK,

AND I HAVE A MOLTING CYCLE?

OH. SURE. A DRAGON SHED ITS SKIN EVERY 10 YEARS OR SO.

DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER TELL YA?

I THINK I'D REMEMBER HAVING A DISCUSSION

ABOUT MY SKIN PEELING OFF MY BODY!

LISTEN, KID, BEFORE YOU GO MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL,

LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

YOU KNOW HOW A CATERPILLAR TRANSFORMING INTO A BUTTERFLY

IS A PERFECTLY NATURAL AND BEAUTIFUL PROCESS?

YEAH.

GOOD, 'CAUSE MOLTING'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.

OH, IT STARTS WITH A ZIT.

THEN IT TURNS INTO A HUNDRED ZITS.

THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOUR FLESH TURNS GRAYER AND LUMPIER

THAN A BIG OLD BOWL OF EXPIRED OATMEAL.

SAY WHAT? I HAVE A STUDY DATE WITH ROSE TOMORROW NIGHT,

WHO, UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO, THOUGHT DRAGONS WERE SICK AND NASTY.

LOOK, KID, THERE'S NO REASON

YOU CAN'T GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS AS USUAL.

TAKE THE OLD MAN, FOR EXAMPLE.

HE COULD'VE LET MOLTING GET IN THE WAY

OF HIS SINGLES CRUISE TO BOCA LAST YEAR,

BUT HE DIDN'T.

WELCOME TO THE LIDO DECK, LADIES.

THE WATER'S F-I-N-E. FINE.

QUIET.

WE HAVE MUCH MORE SERIOUS MATTERS

TO WORRY ABOUT THAN--AH-YAH!

JAKE, YOU MUST TELL ME.

IS THIS THE SERPENT YOU ENCOUNTERED?

YEAH. WHY?

GRAMPS, WHAT IS IT?

A GUARDIAN SERPENT.

YOU FOOLS!

HOW COULD YOU LET THE SERPENT GET AWAY?

OK, CHECK IT OUT.

SEE, WE WERE OPENING UP A CAN OF HUNTS SMACK ON THAT SMACK SUCKER.

ESPECIALLY ME, BUT LOOK, OUT OF NOWHERE,

POW! ZING! HYAH! HUNTSGIRL TAGS IN

AND STARTS FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH A DRAGON. FOR REAL.

WHAT? MASTER, I WAS LEFT FIGHTING AGAINST THE DRAGON

AND THE SERPENT AFTER THESE 2 RAN AWAY LIKE COWARDS.

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?

SILENCE! I WANT THAT SERPENT, NOT EXCUSES.

BUT MASTER, IF I MAY ASK,

WHAT IS IT ABOUT...

THIS CREATURE THAT'S SO IMPORTANT?

THE SERPENT GUARDS ONE OF 13 MYSTICAL AZTEC SKULLS.

IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE SKULLS, IF EVER BROUGHT TOGETHER,

WOULD SPELL CERTAIN DOOM FOR ALL MAGICAL CREATURES.

THAT'S GOTTA BE WHAT THE HUNTSMAN'S BEEN PLANNING.

AND IF HE GETS AHOLD OF THE REST OF THE SKULLS...

I SHALL FINALLY HAVE THE POWER

TO WIPE OUT MAGICAL CREATURES FOREVER.

HA HA HA HA HA!

MORNING, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?

HEY, JAKE--AAH!

SWEET FANCY MUSTARD!

DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?

WHAT? OH, THIS? JUST A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, MOLTING.

IT'S A WHOLE ONCE EVERY 10 YEAR DRAGON THING.

IS IT THAT NOTICEABLE?

[BOTH GAGGING AND RETCHING]

YOU GOOD.

LOOKING GOOD, BRO.

WHAT AM I THINKING? I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS,

LET ALONE GO OUT WITH ROSE TONIGHT.

OK, DUDE, I GOT AN IDEA.

LAST NIGHT, ME AND TRIX DEVELOPED A PROTOTYPE

OF OUR 100 USES CREAM.

BUT WE ONLY CAME UP WITH 99 USES.

YEAH! MAYBE TIGHTENING DRAGON SKIN CAN BE USE 100.

AFTER ALL, WE DID MIX IN SOME OF GRANDMA CARTER'S FIRMING EYE GEL.

LAY IT ON ME. I'LL TRY ANYTHING.

WELL, IS IT HELPING?

YEAH, IF BY HELPING YOU MEAN MAKING IT GET NASTY.

JAKE!

OH, MAN.

JAKE, I WAS CALLING YOU.

OH, YOU WERE SAYING JAKE?

'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING, UM...STEAK.

WHY WOULD I BE SAYING--

LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE--

SORRY. NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

I GOTTA GO, UM, FIND HOMES FOR...STRAY PIGEONS.

STUPID! STUPID!

UH, IS EVERYTHING OK?

[BELL RINGS]

MM-HMM. LET'S TALK LATER, OK?

BUT JAKE, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

ROSE.

HUH?

HEY. JAKE? WHY ARE YOU--

STAY BACK.

NEVER MIND. LISTEN, THERE'S SOMETHING

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ABOUT TONIGHT.

ME, TOO. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID THIS MORNING,

AND YOU'RE RIGHT. WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE.

NOT EVEN AT SCHOOL.

WHAT?

IT'S JUST TOO DANGEROUS. I'M SORRY.

BUT JAKE, I--

I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THE HUNTSMAN'S PLAN.

88, CHECK IT OUT. THE DRAGON!

OOH, AND HUNTSGIRL.

YO, THIS PROVES SOMETHING IS GOING ON BETWEEN THEM.

TONIGHT AFTER OUR MISSION,

I AM TELLING HUNTSMAN WHAT'S UP.

[SNORING]

GARCON, TOILET WATER ALL AROUND,

AND KEEP IT RUNNING.

FU DOG? OH! EEW.

HEY, ROSE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DREAM?

THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I NEED TO TELL JAKE,

BUT HE'S ACTING ALL WEIRD AND WON'T LET ME TELL HIM

WHAT I NEED TO TELL HIM.

SO I'M HOPING I CAN TELL YOU TO TELL HIM.

INTERESTING. DO TELL.

THE HUNTSMAN HAS TRACKED DOWN THE GUARDIAN SERPENT

TO A CAVERN IN CENTRAL PARK.

I'M SUPPOSED TO RETRIEVE THE SKULL TONIGHT

WITH 88 AND 89, BUT IT'S IMPERATIVE

THAT JAKE GET THERE FIRST AND INTERCEPT IT.

OK, I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HIM JUST AS SOON AS I WAKE UP.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET MY GROOVE ON.

VA VA VOOM!

YEOW!

WHAT UP, FU?

BAD DREAM?

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

YOUR LITTLE SWEETHEART JUST INTERRUPTED MY DREAM

TO PASS ALONG A MESSAGE.

HUH?

YOU GOTTA GET TO CENTRAL PARK PRONTO.

HERE, SNAKEY, SNAKEY.

HUH?

[ROARING]

YO, CHILL, SNAKE DUDE.

JUST GIVE ME THE SKULL AND I'M OUT OF HERE.

WELL, LOOKIE WHO IT IS.

HUNTSGIRL'S B-F-F FOREVER.

FOOL, THE LAST "F" STANDS FOR FOREVER.

YOU JUST SAID BEST FRIENDS FOREVER FOREVER.

MAN, YOU SHUT UP. SHUT UP!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT EITHER OF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

NOW GET THAT SKULL!

AAH! AAH!

[ROARING]

HYAH!

AAH! AAH!

HYAH!

HUH?

[GASPS] AAH! UHH!

[ROARING]

[BOTH SHOUTING]

[ROARING]

AAH!

HERE'S A TIP, HUNTSCHUMPS.

NEVER SEND AN APPRENTICE TO DO A DRAGON'S JOB.

WHOA!

HUH?

ALL RIGHT! WE GOT THE SKULL!

I BELIEVE THAT'S MINE.

HEY!

MAN, YOU JUST LET THE DRAGON GET AWAY WITH THE SKULL.

NO, I DIDN'T--

HAH!

OOH, SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET

A WICKED HARD SMACKDOWN FROM THE HUNTSMAN,

AND HER NAMES RHYMES WITH--

SMUNTSGIRL.

SO YOU TWO HONESTLY BELIEVE

THAT HUNTSGIRL MIGHT BE WORKING WITH THE AMERICAN DRAGON?

MASTER, I WAS AT THE LIBRARY EARLIER,

BUT I NEVER MADE CONTACT WITH THAT DRAGON.

FOR ALL I KNOW, IT'S STALKING ME.

ENOUGH EXCUSES!

TWICE YOU'VE HAD THE CHANCE TO RETRIEVE THAT SKULL,

AND TWICE YOU HAVE FAILED ME.

YOU HARDLY SEEM LIKE THE SAME FIGHTER

WHO SLAYED HER FIRST DRAGON BACK AT THE ACADEMY.

HEY, 88, CHECK IT OUT.

IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HUNTSGIRL'S B-F-F FOR...EVER.

HELLO! IS ANYBODY HOME?

'CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE,

'CAUSE HUNTSGIRL ALREADY SLAYED THAT DRAGON, REMEMBER?

YES...OR DID SHE?

WHAT? THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS.

YOU WERE ALL THERE.

YOU SAW ME SLAY THAT DRAGON.

I WANT PROOF.

BRING ME THE PELT OF THE SLAIN DRAGON.

AND IF I REFUSE?

THEN I SHALL TAKE YOUR REFUSAL

AS AN ADMISSION OF TREASON.

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES

OF BETRAYING THE HUNTSCLAN.

AND SINCE I CANNOT TRUST ANY OF YOU

TO BRING ME THE SKULL,

I WILL RETRIEVE IT MYSELF.

THE AZTEC SERPENT HAS AN INNATE ABILITY

TO TRACK THE SKULL TAKEN FROM IT.

IT'LL USE THE SNAKE TO LOCATE THE SKULL

AND THE AMERICAN DRAGON.

[DOOR OPENS]

YEAH, WHAT'S CRACK-A-LACKIN', JAKEY?

ME AND SPUD ARE HERE TO FIND A CURE FOR YOUR ILLIN' SKIN

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

TOTALLY! 'CAUSE AS CO-FOUNDERS OF 100 USES CREAM INC.,

WE FEEL YOUR COMPLEXION

SHOULD RESEMBLE PEACHES AND CREAM,

NOT PEACHES AND CREAMED CORN.

THANKS, GUYS, BUT I THINK MY SKIN MIGHT BE GETTING BETTER.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[GAGGING AND RETCHING]

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.

HELLO?

JAKE!

ROSE! THIS, UH, ISN'T A GOOD TIME.

EXCUSE ME, WHILE I, UM,

USE THE CAN.

YEAH, DON'T MIND HIM.

HIS GRANDPA MADE A PRUNE CAKE.

JAKE, YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.

THE HUNTSMAN IS USING THE GUARDIAN SERPENT

TO TRACK THE LOCATION OF THE SKULL.

WHAT?

THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE NOW!

I'M ON IT.

WHEW! MUST HAVE BEEN SOME PRUNE CAKE.

Jake: ROSE, STAY HERE!

JAKE, WAIT! THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

[ROARING]

ROSE, HIDE. WE CAN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

AAH!

I BELIEVE YOUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

SO, HUNTSPUNK, WE MEET AGAIN.

ONLY THIS TIME, YOU AND THE SKULL

SHALL ME MINE!

AAH!

AT LAST, DRAGON,

IT IS OVER.

AAH!

HUH?

JAKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

UH, YEAH. THE HUNTSMAN.

MY STAFF WAS SET ON STUN.

HE'LL ONLY BE OUT FOR 10, MAYBE 15 MINUTES.

JAKE, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

CAN YOU COME OUT HERE?

LOOK, 88 AND 89 SAW US TOGETHER AT THE LIBRARY.

SAY WHAT?

THE HUNTSMAN'S SUSPICIOUS.

HE'S DEMANDING PROOF I'VE SLAIN A DRAGON.

JAKE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THE CITY FOR GOOD.

OH, NO. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

I SET UP THE WHOLE SCIENCE PARTNER THING

TO PROVE THAT US BEING TOGETHER WOULDN'T BE DANGEROUS.

THEN I END UP PUTTING YOU IN DANGER

ALL BECAUSE I WAS TOO ASHAMED TO LET YOU SEE THE REAL ME.

THE REAL YOU?

FILTHY, DISGUSTING DRAGON ME.

JAKE, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

I LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR SKIN IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

[GROANING]

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE FOR GOOD.

HEY, Y'ALL OK?

DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED?

ROSE, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

[GROANING]

HUNTSGIRL, WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU WERE ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY THE ELDER DRAGON.

LUCKILY, I WAS ABLE TO RESCUE YOU.

I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING THE ELDER DRAGON AT ALL.

YOU STILL QUESTION MY LOYALTY?

IF MY WORD ISN'T ENOUGH,

HERE IS YOUR PROOF.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE, I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS.

HUNTSGIRL!

WELL DONE.

DUDE, I KNEW WE COULD FIND A 100th USE

FOR OUR 100 USE CREAM.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S REAL. ONE HEALTHY SLATHERING

AND YOUR OLD SKIN SLID OFF YOUR BODY

LIKE A PAIR OF SILK PAJAMAS.

BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ROSE.

I JUST HOPE THE HUNTSMAN BOUGHT IT.

[BELL RINGS]

JAKE LONG, WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR PARTNER

BE THE FIRST TO UNVEIL YOUR MAGNIFICENT INVENTION.

WHAT? NOW? BUT WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE--

I MEAN, MY PARTNER ISN'T--

ENOUGH EXCUSES!

FRONT AND CENTER.

AND I EXPECT TO BE DAZZLED.

UH, OUR PROJECT IS REVOLUTIONARY...

AND, UH...

MY PARTNER ROSE...

SHE'S HERE!

MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

I GOT NOTHING FOR THE PROJECT.

ME, NEITHER. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

MY BRACELET.

UH-HUH.

HMM. INTERESTING.

THIS LOOKS UNCANNILY SIMILAR TO THE DREAM CHARMS

I HAVE READ ABOUT IN MYTHOLOGICAL FOLKLORE.

BUT THE SLIPSHOD CRAFTSMANSHIP

PROVES OTHERWISE.

AS A HOLOGRAPHIC PAPERWEIGHT,

I FIND IT MILDLY INVENTIVE.

C MINUS.

WHEW. WHEW.

I GUESS I REALLY SCREWED THINGS UP THIS WEEK.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT EVERYTHING TURNED OUT OK WITH THE HUNTSMAN.

BUT I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I'D FREAK OUT ABOUT HOW YOU LOOKED.

YOU'RE A DRAGON, AND I'M COOL WITH THAT.

SO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

WELL, THE HUNTSMAN'S STILL GONNA BE KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON ME.

AND HE'S DETERMINED MORE THAN EVER

TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE REST OF THOSE SKULLS.

SO I GUESS WE REALLY SHOULDN'T HANG OUT ANYMORE.

I'D LOVE TO, BUT IT'S JUST TOO DANGEROUS.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I...

DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'D LOVE TO?

DANG! SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT IT BAD

FOR THE JAKE MAN.

IN YOUR DREAMS, HONEY.

WHAT'S THIS?

YOU'RE GIVING ME YOUR DREAM CHARM?

ACTUALLY, I'M GIVING YOU YOUR OWN DREAM CHARM.

I FIGURE SINCE YOU'VE GOT TO DREAM

AND I'VE GOT TO DREAM...

SEE YOU TONIGHT?

DEFINITELY.

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE ALL ASKING.

OUT OF ALL THE HUNTSCLAN'S MINIONS,

WHAT MADE THE HUNTSMAN PICK THESE TWO YAHOOS

AS HIS APPRENTICES?

WAS IT THEIR COURAGE?

AAH! DON'T LEAVE ME!

THEIR CLEVER WITS?

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?

I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

I SEE FROM YOUR RESUMES

THAT YOU'VE SLAIN 3 DRAGONS, A GIANT LEECH,

AND A WHOLE PACK OF MANTICORS.

WELCOME ABOARD.

LET'S GO HUNTING.

UH, HE DOES KNOW IT WAS ALL IN A VIDEO GAME, RIGHT?

MM, MM, MM, MM.