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[GERMAN ACCENT] AH, THERE.

IT COVERS 2/3 OF THE EARTH'S SURFACE.

DOES IT THEREFORE HOLD

2/3 OF THE WORLD'S MAGICAL CREATURES IN ITS DEPTHS?

WE CAN DRAW BUT ONE CONCLUSION--

I HAVE A BEEF JERKY HEAD.

NOW WATCH ME DANCE THE CHA-CHA.

SPUDS...

THAT ROTWOOD PUPPY IS FOR SERIOUS MESSED UP, SPUDS.

YEAH, YO, BUT YOU GOT THE VOICE ALL WRONG. CHECK THIS.

[IMITATES ROTWOOD] YOU KIDS WANT TO SEE MAGICAL CREATURES?

CHECK OUT ALL ZE NASTY NOSE TROLLS AND GAS MONSTER I GOT IN MY--

I WAS QUITE THE POOPENSPIELER BACK IN MY DAY, TOO,

MR. MARIONETTE MOCKERY MAN. HEY!

SHALL WE SEE IF I'VE STILL GOT IT?

I AM BEEF JERKY JAKE LONG, AND I'M A REAL JERK-Y!

HA HA HA HA. I'M SORRY, BRAH,

BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT, THAT WAS SOME SWEET POOPENSPIELING.

PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, NOW!

THIS IS YOUR 37TH TRIP TO MY OFFICE

IN THE YEAR I'VE BEEN HERE, JAKE.

I SEE MY SECRETARY LESS THAN YOU.

YOUR GRADES ARE SLIPPING, THERE'S BEEN A HUG UPTICK IN ABSENCES AND TARDYS.

I'VE READ YOUR PERMANENT RECORD. YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU THIS PAST YEAR?

IT'S, UH, BEEN, YOU KNOW, LOTS OF...

CHANGES.

WELL, IT'S HIGH TIME YOU CHANGED BACK.

AND I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT HOW TO DO JUST THAT.

MY PARENTS? YOU CAN'T. I...

WHAT THE...? FU?

EXCUSE ME?

I WAS JUST SAYING, PHEW, WHAT THE...

HECK TOOK US SO LONG TO HAVE THIS TALK?

NO, YOU SAID FU. THERE WAS CLEARLY NO "YA" SOUND IN THE MIDDLE.

UH, I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM, AND I NEED TO--

WE'RE NOT DONE HERE, MR. LONG.

YOUR PARENTS NEED TO KNOW--

YEAH, I'M SURE THEY'D LOVE TO CHAT, BUT MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN

AT SOME JUNIOR GENIUS CONVENTION FOR MY LITTLE SISTER.

IT'S JUST ME AND GRAMPS KICKING IT AT THE CRIB AND--

AW, MAN. I REALLY GOTTA GO.

SORRY, MISS D.

ACH, NOW THAT'S JUST WRONG.

YES, JAKE, SOMETHING HERE IS VERY WRONG.

AND IT'S ABOUT TIME I FOUND OUT WHAT IT IS.

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶

¶ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, AND I'M BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

¶ YA HEARD? ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

YEOW!

YOU CAN'T JUST PULL ME OUT OF DURSETTO'S OFFICE LIKE THAT, GRAMPS.

I GET ENOUGH HASSLE FROM YOU. I DON'T NEED ANY MORE FROM SCHOOL.

I AM SORRY, JAKE, BUT SOMETIMES THE NEEDS OF OTHERS

MUST COME BEFORE YOUR OWN.

I HAVE RECEIVED A MOST DISTRESSING MESSAGE

FROM THE EAST RIVER MERMAID CITY.

THERE'S A MERMAID CITY?

COULD THE BEDTIME STORIES MY BELOVED NANA USED TO TELL ME BE TRUE?

COULD THERE REALLY BE SUCH A MAGICAL PLACE?

SO NOW WHAT? WE GOTTA GO DIVING IN NEW YORK'S FUNKIEST SWIMMING HOLE?

OUR TRANSPORT TO THE MERMAID CITY WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY.

THEY'RE PROBABLY STUCK IN SQUIDLOCK.

GAA GOO FLOOGY GOOGY.

NOBODY GETS ME.

FOLLOW ME.

OH, NANA, DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

WHAT? YOU AND YOUR GRAMPS NEVER HAD DREAMS?

WHOA.

[LAUGHTER] IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS I ALWAYS DREAMED IT WOULD BE.

LOOK AT THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT.

YO, SILVER?

JAKE, I'M DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

HOW'S IT GOIN' WITH THE WHOLE FEAR-OF-WATER THING?

NNN, YEAH, NOT SO GOOD.

I HAD A BIT OF A RELAPSE LAST CINCO DE MAYO.

[MARIACHI MUSIC]

TOP OFF YOUR AGUA, SEÑORITA?

AAH!

BUT I'VE GOT A GOOD JOB IN MERMAID DRYLANDER RELATIONS NOW.

THAT'S WHY THEY SENT ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR KELPY PROBLEM.

AW, KELPY. THAT SOUNDS CUTE.

WELL, YOU CAN SET IT TO CHILL, SIL,

'CAUSE YOUR KELPY PROBLEM IS MY NO PROBLEM.

NOW, WHAT'S A KELPY?

THIS IS SECURITY FOOTAGE OF THE KELPY'S ESCAPE

FROM OUR PRISON A YEAR AGO.

YEESH.

NOT MUCH OF A KARAOKE VOICE ON THAT ONE.

AS YOU'LL SEE HERE,

IT'S A SHAPE-SHIFTER OF THE ORDER VAMPIRA MORPHUS,

ABLE TO ABSORB THE FORM AND POWER

OF ANY MAGICAL CREATURE ON WHICH IT FEEDS.

MANY OF OUR BEST MERMAID DETECTIVES HAVE SPENT THE PAST YEAR

TRACKING THE KELPY DOWN, BUT--

I FEEL YOU, SILVER. NOT EVERYBODY CAN HACK IT LIKE I MACK IT.

THE AM DRAG IS HERE FOR YOU.

ACTUALLY, WE CALLED YOU DOWN HERE TO WARN YOU.

THERE'S BEEN A FLURRY OF KELPY ATTACKS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD RECENTLY.

WE THINK IT MAY HAVE FOUND OUT WHAT YOU ARE,

AND IT'S LOOKING TO FEED ON YOUR DRAGON POWER.

WHOA, REWIND AND REMIX.

THIS THING WANTS TO EAT ME SO IT CAN BE ME?

HE WON'T ACTUALLY EAT YOU. HE'LL SLOWLY DRAIN YOUR ESSENCE WITH HIS ICY-COLD BITE,

SENDING YOUR SOUL INTO ETERNAL DARKNESS

AND LEAVING YOUR LIFELESS HUSK OF A BODY BEHIND.

OH, THAT'S NOT MUCH BETTER, IS IT?

WELL, I GUESS IT'S NICE THAT YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR HUSK.

SPUD? WHERE'D THAT BOY GO?

UH, I DON'T MEAN TO BAG ON YOUR CONSTRUCTION,

BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH GIVE IN THESE BUBBLES.

SO BEAUTIFUL. OHH.

AND DID YOU KNOW THAT IN MERMOPOLIS,

YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP EVERY NIGHT TO THE SONGS OF PASSING DOLPHINS?

LOOK, I FOUND AN MP3.

[DOLPHINS VOCALIZING]

IT'S LIKE MUSIC THAT ONLY MY HEART UNDERSTANDS.

[IMITATES DOLPHINS]

[SPEAKS CHINESE]

WHY AM I HEARING DOLPHIN SONGS? IT IS KELPY WE ARE AFTER!

WE'RE ON IT, GRAMPS.

FOR REAL, I'M GETTIN' PUNKED HERE.

MY FOLKS ARE OUTTA TOWN. WE SHOULD BE OUT ALL NIGHT PARTYING,

PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GOTTA COME ON SO HARDCORE?

WHAT THAT DUDE NEEDS IS A HOBBY.

I HEARD THAT. THEN HE'D HAVE NO TIME TO BE STEALIN' AWAY MY TIME.

TOO BAD THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. HOO HOO HOO.

SORRY, LADIES, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH OF THE FU TO GO AROUND.

RRRR.

CHECK IT OUT. THE WORLD'S ONLY ONLINE MAGICAL DATING SERVICE?

I GOTTA TELL YA, IT'S WAY EASIER THAN DATING WAS IN THE OLD DAYS.

[FANFARE PLAYS]

HUZZAH, FINE LASS.

MY NAME IS FU DOG, AND I--

[WHINNIES]

[WHIMPERS]

YOU KNOW WHAT? KEEP HER.

YOU PUT IN A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF.

"PUREBRED AIREDALE TERRIER WITH VACATION HOMES

IN PARIS AND BERMUDA?"

LOOK AT ALL THOSE TYPOS IN MY BIO. YOU SHOULD TRY TYPING WITH PAWS.

ANYWAY, THEN YOU TELL 'EM WHAT KIND OF DAME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,

AND PALOOKAZOOM-- INSTANT LOVEY-DOVEY.

SO, IF I WAS TO SAY I WAS, FOR EXAMPLE,

A MANLY HUNK OF CHINESE DRAGON LOOKING FOR A LITTLE SPICY CHOW MEIN

TO NOODLE AROUND WITH...

WHY WOULD YOU...? AW, KID, HOLD ON.

I DON'T KNOW IF GRAMPS WANTS TO GET BACK INTO THE SWINGING SINGLES' SCENE.

HEY, I'M JUST DOING WHAT HE TOLD ME--

TAKING CARE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S NEEDS.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

JAKE, AREN'T YOU GOING TO ANSWER THAT?

YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO, GRAMPS, BUT I GOTTA STUDY UP ON THAT KELPY.

[MUTTERS IN CHINESE] YES?

WELL, YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME FLOWERS?

EXCUSE ME?

I GOTTA SHOW UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP FOR A DATE,

I EXPECT AT LEAST SOME POSIES FOR MY TROUBLES.

DATE? EH, FORGET IT.

BLECCH. I CAN SEE YOU GOT NO CLASS.

THAT WAS CERTAINLY STRANGE. [DOORBELL RINGS]

HI THERE. I LIKE LONG WALKS IN THE FULL MOONLIGHT--

HI. SO MEET TO GREAT YOU. OH, I MEAN--

GREAT, SANDY. YOU RUINED IT AGAIN!

YES, I KNOW I'M A SHARKWOMAN,

BUT I LOVE AND I FEEL,

AND I'D REALLY LIKE TO TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK.

JAKE!!

WHACK OLD MAN. NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

I'M TRYING TO HELP A LONELY, CRANKY, NO-GIRLFRIEND-HAVIN' BROTHER OUT.

[EERIE SCREECHING] WHAT THE...?

DRAGON UP!

WOW! UH...

EASY, LITTLE GUY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

IT ATTACKED US OUT OF NOWHERE. PLEASE SAVE US.

FROM WHAT? WHAT'S OUT THERE?

K-K-K-K-K-KELPY!

HAAH! YO, KELPY, YOU WANNA THROW DOWN THE HARSH,

BRING IT TO THE AM DRAG, CHUMP.

[GROWLS]

SO THAT'S HOW WE PLAY IT, HUH? ALL RIGHT, THEN.

WHEN YOU WANNA BRING IT, I'LL BE WAITING.

SOON, YES, VERY SOON,

I BUILD MY POWER AND FIND A WAY TO STRIKE FROM THE INSIDE.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT THE...? GRAMPS AND...

HE FOUND HIMSELF A LADY.

HEY, GRAMPS, WHO'S THE LUCKY-- PRINCIPAL DURSETTO?

AH, JAKE, WE THOUGHT YOU HAD FALLEN ASLEEP.

HOW DID THE WEBSITE AND YOU AND HER--HUH?

I CAME HERE TO TALK WITH YOUR PARENTS.

I KNOW YOU SAID THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN,

BUT, TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED YOU WERE LYING. SORRY.

NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

JAKE OFTEN HAS PROBLEMS WITH DISHONESTY,

NOT TO MENTION DISCIPLINE, FOCUS...

Both: STUDY HABITS. OH.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS JAKE'S ISSUES WITH ME INSTEAD.

SAY OVER DINNER? OH...

IT'S A DATE.

NO-O-O-O-O!

JAKE, DOLORES TELLS ME YOU FAILED ANOTHER MATH QUIZ.

JAKE, DOES YOUR GRANDFATHER PREFER EASY LISTENING OR SMOOTH JAZZ?

JAKE, GO RENT US A ROMANTIC MOVIE WHILE WE DISCUSS YOUR MANY PROBLEMS.

JAKE, I BELIEVE YOUR GRANDFATHER SENT SOMETHING WITH YOU.

AH, YES, MA'AM.

"TILL NEXT WE MEET, A ROSE TO REMIND YOU--OH--

YOU ARE MY SWEET."

[LAUGHTER]

AREN'T WE SWEET.

A'IGHT, SO IT DIDN'T WORK OUT EXACTLY LIKE WE THOUGHT.

YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN?

I FOUND ME A CUTE FRENCH POODLE NAMED LA BETTY 42,

AND, OOH, LA LA,

ANY WOMAN WHO MAKE ME LOL ON MY PC 24/7

IS A-OK WITH M-E.

[EERIE SCREECHING]

LET ME CHECK IT OUT.

HELLO? SOMEBODY OUT HERE?

WHOA.

WHOA, GIRL.

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? KELPY BITE.

COME ON NOW. YOU'RE OK.

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT AWAY BEFORE HE FINISHED FEEDING.

LET'S JUST GET YOU SOMEWHERE SAFE AND--

[KELPY SCREECHES]

PRINCIPAL DURSETTO? OH.

JAKE. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.

I THINK MY CHAIR RUSTED UP A LITTLE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

WE JUST GOT BACK. I CAME TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

I--I WAS JUST... IS THAT SEAWEED ON YOUR CHAIR?

OH, YES. WE, UH, WENT TO THE BEACH.

OH, CHERRY BLOSSOM.

I AM STILL WAITING FOR MY GOOD-NIGHT HUG.

OR ARE YOU INTERESTED IN A LIP-LOCK UPGRADE?

Trix: HEY, YO, GRAMPS, WE STILL STANDIN' HERE.

I'LL SEE YOU IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY.

YEAH.

DURSETTO?

IT ALL FITS, TRIX.

THE SCREECHING, THE SEAWEED.

HOW SHE KEEPS TURNING UP RIGHT AFTER THE KELPY ATTACKS.

HOW SHE'S ALWAYS OVER AT MY PLACE, GETTING ALL CLOSE TO GRAMPS AND ME.

[SCOFFS]

YEAH, GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH TO SNEAK A BITE OF DRAGON

THE SECOND WE LET OUR GUARD DOWN.

OK, MAYBE. BUT WHY ARE WE HERE BUSTING INTO HER OFFICE

AT DAG NASTY O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING

INSTEAD OF TELLING YOUR GRAMPS WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU THINK LOVER BOY GRAMPS IS GONNA LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY

WITHOUT SOME KIND OF PROOF?

A'IGHT, BUT I JUST GOT ONE MORE QUESTION--

WHO TOLD SPUD HE COULD BRING THE FISH?

WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR SECRETS?

IN MY HEART, I'M ALREADY ONE OF YOU.

GLUB GLUB. GLUB GLUB. GLUB GLUB.

GLUB GLUB...GLUB...GLUB.

GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB... GLUB...GLUB.

FISH TANKS, BLUE WALLS, OCEAN MURALS.

SHE'S DEFINITELY GOT AN UNDERWATER THEME GOING ON.

OOH, AND CHECK IT. BROKEN CUFFS AND CHAINS.

PRETTY RUSTED. LOTS OF OLD SEA JUNK ON 'EM.

EAST RIVER. VINTAGE--LAST YEAR.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTED TO KEEP A SOUVENIR OF HER BREAKOUT.

[CREAKING] GO.

DON'T SAY MAYBE. SAY YES TO GRANDPA.

BABY.

[SINGS IN CHINESE]

CUT THE MIKE, G. THIS IS SERIOUS.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S THE KELPY.

I'M SORRY. I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FIND OUT YOUR LADY IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY.

BUT THIS PROVES IT.

A RUSTED OLD CHAIN PROVES ONLY THAT YOU ARE BOUND TO YOUR OWN BIASES.

I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE ISSUES WITH MY DATING YOUR PRINCIPAL,

BUT I THINK I WOULD KNOW

IF THE ADMINISTRATOR OF MY HEART WAS A KELPY.

IF YOU DISCOVER ANY REAL LEADS TO THE KELPY'S WHEREABOUTS,

I SHALL BE BURNING A MIX CD FOR TONIGHT.

¶ I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME ¶

¶ LET'S GO EAT SOME SNOW PEAS... ¶

MMM-MMM-MMM.

THE THINGS LOVE WILL DO TO A MAN.

ALAS, LA BETTY 42, MY YACHT IS IN THE SHOP RIGHT NOW.

UH, NO, YOU CAN'T COME OVER TO THE MANSION

'CAUSE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE CAVIAR SPILL IN THE POOL HOUSE,

AND WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF GOLD-PLATING THE BARS ON THE MENAGERIE.

[STAMMERS]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO US.

MM-HMM. YEAH.

UH, TO DO WHAT EXACTLY?

TO CATCH DURSETTO.

[KNOCKING]

PRINCY D, WHAT'S UP?

THIS IS DEFINITELY A SURPRISE.

YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR GIVING YOU AND MY GRAMPS SUCH A HARD TIME,

SO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANNA... COME OUTSIDE AND TALK.

IT'S A LITTLE COLD OUTSIDE. WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CUT THE FRONTIN'.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

ALL RIGHT, THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO GET UGLY.

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT IT LIKE--YAAH!

WHOA. TRIX, SPUD! DROP IT!

DRAGON UP! NO MORE RUNNING AWAY, KELPY!

GOTCHA. AND THE CATCH OF THE DAY IS FRESH UGLY KELPY.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU'RE THE KELPY.

SAY WHAT?

YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER. I'M NOT THE ONLY MERMAID WHO'S AFTER YOU.

MERMAID?

AW, MAN.

I WAS ONE OF THE MERMAID DETECTIVES

SENT OUT TO FIND THE ESCAPED KELPY.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE YOU. THE WAY I KEPT FINDING YOU EVERYPLACE THE BEAST ATTACKED,

THE CHANGES YOU SAID YOU'D GONE THROUGH IN THE PAST YEAR.

I THOUGHT THE REAL JAKE LONG HAD BEEN EATEN AND REPLACED.

IT'S THE PERFECT COVER, REALLY.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHAINS WE FOUND WHEN WE BROKE INTO YOUR OFFICE?

ACH, EVIDENCE I PICKED UP ON THE--

YOU BROKE INTO MY OFFICE?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO EAT ME AND GRAMPS.

BUT IF YOU'RE NOT-- I MEAN, THAT MEANS THE KELPY IS STILL...

GRAMPS!

WHERE IS SHE? DOLORES PROMISED SHE WOULD BE HERE BY NOW.

HEY, I HEAR YA. LIES CAN TOTALLY RUIN THE RELATIONSHIP.

TAKE IT FROM ME, A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE-WINNING DOG

WHO JUST WANTS THE PAPARAZZI TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, LA BETTY 42?

GO FETCH ME A DRINK.

RIGHT AWAY, BABY CAKES.

I SHOULD CALL DOLORES.

[SNARLS] HMM? OH, IT'S YOU, LA BETTY 42.

THE REST ROOM IS DOWN THE HALL.

[KELPY MORPHS]

DO YOU MIND, LA BETTY 42? I AM TRYING TO--HYAH!

[SCREECHES]

UNH.

I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR TAP WATER WARM, BABY BECAUSE--AAH!

WHEN I SAID YOU COULD SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE,

I DIDN'T MEAN TO--OOF.

AND NOW THE FEASTING.

AII. OHH...OHH.

YO, MY GRAMPS IS NOT SURF 'N' TURF.

[SCREECHES]

JAKE, NO. HE'S ABSORBED YOUR GRANDFATHER'S POWER.

[SCREAMS]

I TOLD YOU I WOULD FIND A WAY INSIDE, DRAGON.

NOW YOUR POWER WILL BE MINE.

AAH!

YO, YO, COWBOY.

CHECK THE AM DRAG RIDING BAREBACK, BABY.

JAKE, LOOK OUT.

THANKS.

DON'T LET THE WHEELCHAIR FOOL YOU.

[SCREECHES]

GOTCHA. HAH, WHO'S YOUR MACK DADDY NOW, TINY?

AW, MAN. WHEN DID HE EAT A TROLL?

BACK, SCUZ PASTE. YOU MESS WITH ONE MERMAID, YOU MESS WITH US ALL.

SORRY WE LATE. HOMIE OVER HERE MADE US STOP

TO GET HIS MERMAID COSTUME.

MERMAN, TRIXIE. YOU GOTTA CHILL-ATE WITH THE GILL HATE.

WHATEVER, FREAK.

QUICK, HELP ME UP SO I CAN SLAP THAT PUNK WITH MY MIGHTY FIN.

HIGHER, HIGHER.

HUH? YAAH!

[GROANS]

WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BEAT HIM IF HE KEEPS CHANGING FORM LIKE THAT.

HE'S COUNTERING EVERY MOVE WE MAKE.

THEN I GUESS I GOTTA CONVINCE HIM TO STAY PUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

CHECK IT, I GOT A PLAN.

TASTE...MY...MERMAID...FURY.

OH, HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. IT'S ALL YOU, PLAYA.

YO, SCARED TO TAKE ME ON AS YOURSELF, CHUMP?

OR ARE YOU AS WEAK AS YOU ARE UGLY?

YES. A MEAL LIKE DRAGON

DESERVES TO BE CONSUMED WITH MY OWN TEETH.

I FEED ON YOUNG, STRONG DRAGON.

DURSETTO, GO!

AAH!

UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, SWEETIE,

I'M GONNA NEED SOME EXTRA CREDIT FOR THIS.

LA BETTY 42, I'M DISGUSTED WITH YOU.

HOW COULD YOU SO MISREPRESENT YOURSELF?

WHEN I WAS BACK IN THE ROYAL NAVY BEFORE I MADE MY FORTUNE IN RUBY MINING,

WE HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

I'M SORRY I MISJUDGED YOU, JAKE.

ME, TOO. AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,

IF YOU AND GRAMPS WANNA, YOU KNOW, GET SERIOUS,

I'M COOL WITH THAT.

OH, I...I ASSUMED YOU KNEW.

NOW THAT THE KELPY HAS BEEN CAPTURED,

DETECTIVE DURSETTO MUST TAKE A NEW UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT.

WHAT? BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR! THEY CAN'T--

NO, IT ISN'T FAIR,

BUT SOMETIMES THE NEEDS OF OTHERS MUST COME BEFORE OUR OWN, YOUNG DRAGON.

AND SO, I GUESS THIS IS...

TAKE ME WITH YOU, PLEASE.

GOODBYE.

FAREWELL, MY CHERRY BLOSSOM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'M REALLY GOING.

WHEE!

WAIT. DO OVER. I BREATHED IN A MINNOW.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

I TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH NOT HAVING DURSETTO TALK TO MY PARENTS.

AND NOW THAT THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW PRINCIPAL, I GET A CLEAN SLATE.

STUDENTS, I HAVE ZE SAD DUTY TO INFORM YOU

THAT DUE TO THE DISORDER CAUSED BY MISS DURSETTO'S SUDDEN DEPARTURE,

I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SERVE AS YOUR TEACHER.

[CHEERING]

INSTEAD I HAVE CHOSEN TO BE

YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL. TA-DA!

[ALL COMPLAIN]

I HAD TO SPECIAL ORDER THE BERET.

NOT OFFICIAL PRINCIPAL WEAR, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?

CLASSY, NO?

AW, MAN.

Fu: WHO'S THE THE CRAZY COP

THAT'S A FISH ON BOTTOM AND ALL LADY ON TOP? DURSETTO!

WHO CAN RUN A JUNIOR HIGH ON THE SLY

AND ALWAYS GETS HER GUY? DURSETTO!

UNDERCOVER, UNDERWATER.

AW, YEAH.

DURSETTO--MERMAID DETECTIVE.

OOH, CALL UP THE MAGIC CHANNEL, KID.

FU SMELLS A NEW HIT SHOW. GAA GOO FLOOGY GOOGY.

NOBODY GETS ME.