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MY NAME IS JAKE LONG,
AND I'M THE AMERICAN DRAGON.
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ONLY, THIS IS THE WEEK I WASN'T.
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IT'S KIND OF A LONG STORY.
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HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
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GUYS,
I'M OVER THE TARGET.
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TRIXIE, YOU COPY?
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DEFINITELY. YOU READY
TO ROCK 'N' ROLL, SPUD?
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[THEME PLAYING]
¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT,
LIKE THE FROZEN-- ¶
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Trixie: SPUD!
[MUSIC STOPS]
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OH. SORRY.
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OK, I'VE TAPPED
INTO THE 32nd STREET
TRAFFIC SIGNAL,
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WHICH WILL BE TURNING
RED RIGHT ABOUT...
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NOW.
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HUH?
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[TAPS KEY]
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[TAPPING KEY]
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[CHUCKLES]
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HEY, LOOK, GUYS.
I'M MAKING THE COWBOY
DO A HOEDOWN.
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Jake and Trixie: SPUD!
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RIGHT. MORE FOCUS.
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NICE WORK.
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YOU GUYS SURE
YOU'RE DOWN?
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THIS MISSION
COULD GET DANGEROUS.
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BOY, PUH-LEASE.
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ME AND SPUD
WILL USE THESE HOOKS
TO RAPPEL DOWN--
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OHH! OHH!
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WHUHH!
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Both: UHH-AAH!
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IT'S OFFICIAL.
I'VE BECOME SPUD.
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COME ON. IF WE'RE
GONNA INTERCEPT
THIS STUFF,
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IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
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WHOA. THEY'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN A SCHOOL OF MERMAIDS.
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MORE VALUABLE
THAN LEPRECHAUN GOLD.
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Jake: AND THEY'RE OURS.
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All: SNEAK PEEK
AT THE NEW YEARBOOKS!
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP STREETS ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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Jake: ¶ I'M A DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M NOT BRAGGIN',
IT'S MY DESTINY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ YA HEARD? ¶
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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YAH-HAH-HOO!
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[GONG]
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Trixie: ONLY 4 MORE DAYS
'TIL GRADUATION,
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AND, BOY, WE ARE
GOIN' OUT IN STYLE.
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TOTALLY. THANKS TO
JAKE'S DRAGONOSITY,
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WE GOT OUR YEARBOOKS
7 WHOLE HOURS
BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE.
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OH, ADVANCE
YEARBOOK COPY,
HOW I LOVE YOUR LOOK,
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YOUR TOUCH, YOUR SMELL.
[SNIFFS]
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OK, EWW, NOT YOUR SMELL.
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UNH! UNH!
STUPID YEARBOOK.
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WHAT'S UP,
BABY JAKIE?
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YOU GUYS NOTICE
ANYTHING ODD
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AS YOU WERE FLIPPING THROUGH
OUR MIDDLE SCHOOL MEMORIES?
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ODD AS IN
MRS. MERKER'S MUSTACHE
SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN
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MYSTERIOUSLY
AIRBRUSHED OUT?
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ODD AS IN THERE WERE
NO MEMORIES OF ME.
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I'M NOWHERE IN HERE.
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SO WHY WEREN'T YOU AROUND?
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I MEAN, WHERE WERE YOU
ON CLASS PICTURE DAY?
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YEAH,
AND CLASS DITCH DAY?
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AND THE EIGHTH GRADE
MIDNIGHT MASQUERADE?
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LET'S SEE.
SAVING THE CITY
FROM THE HUNTSMAN,
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SAVING THE CITY FROM
A GANG OF HOBGOBLINS,
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AND SAVING THE CITY
FROM AN EVIL WIZARD
WITH BAD SLEEPING HABITS.
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[SIGHS] GUYS,
MIDDLE SCHOOL'S
OVER IN 4 DAYS,
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AND THANKS TO DRAGON BUSINESS,
I'VE TOTALLY MISSED OUT.
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CHIN UP, BRO.
COME ON.
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THINGS HAVE MELLOWED
ON THE MAGICAL
FRONT, RIGHT?
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I MEAN, AS LONG AS
THEY STAY THAT WAY,
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YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE
TO PARTAKE OF
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THE YEARBOOK SIGNINGS,
THE KARAOKE EVENT...
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CAROLINE'S AND CARMINE'S
MAKE FUN OF ROTWOOD PARTY.
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YEAH.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OK, STARTING RIGHT NOW,
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I'M GONNA JUICE
EVERY MINUTE OF MIDDLE SCHOOL
FOR ALL IT'S--
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[CELLPHONE RING TONE]
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Grandpa: JAKE, COME TO
GRANDPA'S SHOP!
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THERE IS A CRITICAL
DRAGON EMERGENCY!
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...WORTH.
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GRAMPS,
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?!
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IT WAS ONLY A TEST.
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Haley: WOW.
JAKE'S RESPONSE TIME
WAS OVER 12 MINUTES.
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I COMPOSED MY FIRST SYMPHONY
IN JUST UNDER 9.
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HEY, WANNA HEAR IT?
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DRAGON BUSINESS
MAY BE SLOW, YOUNG ONE,
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BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE
FOR LAZINESS,
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ESPECIALLY SINCE
FU DOG AND I ARE
LEAVING TONIGHT
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FOR OUR
DRAGON COUNCIL RETREAT.
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Fu Dog: OH, YEAH.
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ME, THE OLD MAN,
AND A BUNCH OF STIFFS
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TALKIN' DRAGON POLITICS
FOR 3 DAYS.
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SOMEBODY PASS
THE LIMBO STICK.
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NO, REALLY, PASS IT TO ME.
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I WANNA WHACK MYSELF
SENSELESS WITH IT.
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JAKE, WHILE
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S AWAY,
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YOU'LL BE TRAINING
WITH ME AND HALEY.
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WON'T THAT BE GROOVY?
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YOU SHALL SPEND THE WEEK
WITH SUN AND HALEY
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REVIEWING 2,000 YEARS
OF DRAGON COUNCIL BYLAWS.
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AW, COME ON, G.
IT'S THE LAST WEEK
OF MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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GRADUATION'S ON FRIDAY.
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CAN'T I JUST GET
A FEW DAYS TO HANG
WITH MY PEEPS AND...
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YOU KNOW, CHILL?
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YOUNG DRAGON,
YOUR MAGICAL
RESPONSIBILITIES
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MUST NOT BE
OVERSHADOWED
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BY CHILLING AND
HANGING WITH PEEPS.
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YOU DON'T SEE FU DOG
TRYING TO GET OUT
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OF HIS MAGICAL DUT--
FU DOG, HANDS OFF
THE LIMBO STICK!
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YOU TAKE ALL THE FUN.
YOU KNOW THAT?
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SORRY I'M LATE, COACH!
I OVERSLEPT AND--
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UH, DID I MISS SOMETHING?
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ONLY MY HI-LARIOUS SCHEME
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WHICH RESULTED IN STACEY
BEING MY GRADUATION PARTNER.
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HILARIOUS!
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AND KYLE PICKED ME
TO WALK DOWN
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THE GRADUATION AISLE
WITH HIM,
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THE KYLE WILKINS.
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HAVE I MENTIONED
THAT HE IS FINE--
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All: LIKE LEMON-LIME
IN THE SUMMERTIME.
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[CHUCKLES]
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WAIT. WE GET TO PICK
GRADUATION PARTNERS?
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YEAH. WELL, UH, ROTWOOD
MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT
THIS MORNING,
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SO WE ALL PICKED,
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AND YOU KINDA
JUST MISSED IT.
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WHAT?! NO FAIR.
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I WAS UP LATE
DRAGON TRAINING,
AND I OVERSLEPT.
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AND--AND--AND DID SOMEBODY
PICK DANICA HONEYCUTT,
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'CAUSE I WAS KINDA
HOPING THAT--
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SORRY, JAKIE,
BUT ALL THE GIRLS HAVE
ALREADY BEEN SPOKEN FOR.
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WELL,
NOT EVERY GIRL.
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JAKE, MEET
RESUSCI-PATTY,
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THE SCHOOL'S CPR
TRAINING DUMMY.
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OK, I KNOW SHE'S
NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT,
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BUT SHE CLEANS UP
REAL NICE.
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I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANY MORE!
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THE NEVER-ENDING
DRAGON TRAINING,
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THE COMPLETE LACK
OF A SOCIAL LIFE,
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AND NOW
MY ONLY POSSIBLE
GRADUATION PARTNER
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IS A STUPID CPR DUMMY?!
[AIR ESCAPING]
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WORDS HURT, JAKE.
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PLUG YOUR EAR HOLES
RESUSCI-KINS.
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GUYS, I NEED A BREAK
FROM BEING THE AM DRAG
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NOT FOREVER,
NOT EVEN A MONTH,
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JUST A WEEK.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
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OH, SORRY, JAKIE,
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BUT I'M GUESSING THE JOB
OF AMERICAN DRAGON
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DIDN'T EXACTLY COME
WITH VACATION DAYS.
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MAYBE NOT,
BUT THERE'S GOTTA BE
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SOMETHING I CAN DO
TO CATCH A BREAK.
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Brad, loudspeaker:
ATTENTION, FELLOW FILMORIANS.
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THANKS TO THE FINE FOLKS
AT MURRAY'S GAG SHOP,
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THE BRADSTER'S FOURTH ANNUAL
END-OF-EIGHTH-GRADE PRANK
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IS ABOUT TO SPLAT
INTO ACTION.
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IT LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY
DESSERTY TREAT ON THE OUTSIDE,
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BUT WHEN ROTWOOD
CUTS INTO IT,
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KABLAM!
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AND AS LONG AS YOU
LITTLE POTTY-SQUATTERS
KEEP YOUR TRAPS SHUT,
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HE'LL NEVER FIND OUT IT'S ME.
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SO BRAD'S SUSPENDED?
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YOU CALL THE WHOLE CLASS
"POTTY-SQUATTERS,"
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SOMEONE'S BOUND TO RAT.
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POOR ROTWOOD.
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WHO KNEW CAKE COULD DO THAT
TO A MAN'S FACE?
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER UNDERSTOOD
THE WHOLE SUSPENSION THING.
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YOU DO SOMETHING BAD,
AND YOUR PUNISHMENT
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IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO SCHOOL FOR A WEEK?
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YEAH. IT REALLY
DOESN'T MAKE--
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HOLD UP. I JUST
FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET
MY NORMAL LIFE BACK.
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SPUD, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
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Haley: I FOUND IT.
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SECTION 8,
SUBSECTION 14,
PARAGRAPH "B."
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"BEHAVIOR DEEMED IRRESPONSIBLE
BY THE DRAGON COUNCIL
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"SHALL RESULT
IN THE IMMEDIATE SUSPENSION
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"OF ALL DRAGON
POWERS AND RESPONSIBILITIES
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FOR THE DURATION
OF ONE WEEK."
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WAIT. YOU'RE NOT
CONSIDERING...
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I'M CALLING GRANDPA.
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AND PASS UP BEING
THE AMERICAN DRAGON
FOR A WEEK?
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I DON'T--PASS--DRAG--
UH, WHAT, NOW?
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YOU DO KNOW THAT
YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE
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IF I'M DEEMED UNFIT
TO PERFORM MY
AM DRAG DUTIES, RIGHT?
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M-M-ME?
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AS IN "AMERICAN DRAGON:
HALEY LONG"?
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Haley: ¶ I'M GONNA
STOP MY ENEMIES
WITH MY DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNING DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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Jonas Brothers:
¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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SO LAY IT ON ME, JAKE.
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HOW ARE WE
GETTING YOU SUSPENDED?
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THANKS, HALES,
BUT I GOT IT COVERED.
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Councilor: LOOK, COUNCILORS.
HOW THOUGHTFUL.
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THE AMERICAN DRAGON
SENT US A CAKE.
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WHO'D LIKE A SLICE?
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[KABLAM]
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LOOK, REALLY,
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE CAKE ACCIDENT.
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I THOUGHT IT'D BE
A NICE GESTURE,
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BUT I MUST HAVE
PUT IN--I DON'T KNOW,
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TOO MUCH BAKING SODA?
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AI-YAH.
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POOR COUNCILOR
KUKULKHAN.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN CAKE
DO THAT TO A MAN'S FACE.
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PER THE DRAGON COUNCIL
BYLAWS,
221
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WE HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO OFFICIALLY
SUSPEND YOU
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FROM THE DRAGON ORDER
FOR THE PERIOD
OF ONE WEEK.
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I AM SORRY.
224
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FOR THE NEXT 7 DAYS,
225
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HALEY LONG WILL STEP UP
AS THE NEW AMERICAN DRAGON.
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WOW. I'M ACTUALLY HUMAN.
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THIS IS GONNA BE--
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AWESOME.
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THAT, MY FRIEND,
IS THE ONLY WORD
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TO DESCRIBE THE POWER
OF WHAT WE ARE ABOUT
TO UNLEASH UPON THE WORLD.
231
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RIGHT. YOU KNOW
WHAT WORD IS MORE AWESOME
THAN "AWESOME"?
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"BANGERS"!
233
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OR WE'S COULD STICK
WITH "AWESOME."
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ONCE OUR SPELL IS COMPLETE,
235
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,235
ALL HUMANKIND SHALL BOW
BEFORE THEIR NEW MASTERS,
236
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:09,505
AND NO ONE,
NOT EVEN THE AMERICAN DRAGON,
WILL STOP US.
237
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
238
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[HOOTING LAUGHTER]
239
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AWESOME.
240
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,418
AHH, JUST HASN'T GOT
THE SAME RING.
241
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,444
HERE YOU GO, HALEY--
242
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YOUR NEW
AMERICAN DRAGON
TRAINING SCHEDULE,
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00:09:24,286 --> 00:09:26,126
A CELL PHONE SO I CAN
ALERT YOU WHEN THERE'S
A MAGICAL EMERGENCY,
244
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AND THIS IS MADGE,
THE MOTIVATIONAL
UNICORN,
245
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,699
FOR WHEN THINGS
GET STRESSFUL.
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Madge:
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
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OH, SUN, I'M HALEY,
248
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,605
THE NEW AND IMPROVED
AMERICAN DRAGON.
249
00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:40,210
I GRIND UP STRESS
FOR BREAKFAST AND
SPRINKLE IT ON MY OATMEAL.
250
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,653
UNLIKE JAKE, I WILL NOT
BE LETTING ANYONE DOWN.
251
00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,549
GRAMPS, I'M REALLY SORRY
I LET YOU DOWN.
252
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:48,852
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED.
253
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,085
BAD RECIPE, I GUESS.
254
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,790
BUT TRUST ME,
I'M GONNA SPEND
255
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,532
THESE NEXT FEW DAYS
AS A POWERLESS HUMAN
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00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:58,398
REFLECTING ON
THE CARELESSNESS
OF MY ACTIONS.
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[IMITATING] MY NAME
IS PRINCIPAL ROTWOOD,
258
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,667
AND I BELIEVE
IN PIXIES AND FAIRIES,
259
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,599
AND I DANCE A MEAN
SCHUPLATLER.
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00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,165
¶ HOODUH HOODUH,
HEEDUH HEEDUH ¶
261
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,513
¶ HOODUH HOODUH, BLAH ¶
262
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,967
[LAUGHTER]
263
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,435
DUDE, THIS IS THE BEST
MAKE FUN OF ROTWOOD PARTY EVER!
264
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,034
OHH! OH, THAT'S GREAT.
265
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,608
JAKE'S ROTWOOD
IMPRESSION ROCKS!
266
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,714
Haley: UNH!
267
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,676
AHH!
268
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,282
TA-DA!
269
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,446
OH, HALEY,
THAT WAS PERFECT.
270
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,455
NOW I JUST NEED YOU
TO DO THE SAME THING
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00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,428
PERFECTLY
199 MORE TIMES.
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00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,612
¶ YO, EAST COAST ¶
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00:10:29,612 --> 00:10:30,762
¶ THERE'S A PARTY
OVER HERE ¶
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00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,204
¶ GOT SOME KICKS ON MY FEET ¶
275
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,299
¶ AND SOME ROCKS
IN MY EAR ¶
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00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:37,903
All: WHAT?
277
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,304
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
278
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,166
[CHEERING]
279
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,483
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
280
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,537
WHAT? BUT, MS. BIRCH,
281
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,444
I'VE NEVER BEEN TARDY
MY WHOLE LIFE.
282
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,606
I WAS UP LATE LAST NIGHT
WITH MY DRAGON--
283
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,616
I MEAN,
GAGGING PROBLEMS.
284
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:55,748
'CAUSE I ATE SOME...
ROTTEN TACOS.
285
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,786
[GROANS]
286
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,831
SUN, ARE YOU SURE
THIS QUALIFIES AS
A MAGICAL EMERGENCY?
287
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,808
I MEAN, IF THAT
ANNOYING TROLL WOMAN
288
00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:05,803
WAS CARELESS ENOUGH
TO FLUSH HER WEDDING RING
DOWN THE DRAIN,
289
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:09,799
SHOULDN'T SHE BE THE ONE
DOWN HERE LOOKING FOR IT?
290
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,570
[SIGHS]
291
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,441
[DEEP BREATH]
292
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,005
YO, JAKE.
293
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,539
GREAT IMPRESSION
OF ROTWOOD THE OTHER DAY.
294
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,645
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
295
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,746
HEY, MAN,
LET'S HANG LATER, OK?
296
00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,847
SERIOUSLY, I DON'T
KNOW HOW THIS WEEK
CAN GET ANY BETTER?
297
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,721
UH, HEY, DANICA.
298
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,589
I, UH--I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
AROUND MUCH SINCE...
299
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,358
SINCE WE WENT OUT
AND YOU FREAKED OUT?
300
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,528
YEAH. DID I MENTION
I WAS SORRY?
301
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,357
ABOUT 263 TIMES.
302
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,462
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
303
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,563
I STARTED FORGIVING YOU
SOMEWHERE IN THE 240s.
304
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,766
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
305
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,567
I, UH, NEED TO GO
TALK TO ROTWOOD.
306
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,670
SINCE BRAD
GOT SUSPENDED,
307
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,441
I'M KINDA
GRADUATION PARTNERLESS.
308
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,540
WHAT?! ME, TOO.
WHY DON'T WE--
309
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,582
WELL, YOU KNOW,
GO TOGETHER?
310
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,508
YOU AND ME?
311
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,962
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
312
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,424
LISTEN, I HAD A LOT
OF STUFF GOING ON BACK
WHEN WE WERE HANGING OUT,
313
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,577
BUT ALL THAT'S BEHIND ME NOW.
COME ON.
314
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,016
YOU AND ME, ONE NIGHT.
315
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,951
NO FLAKINESS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
316
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,616
WELL, CONSIDERING
THAT MY CHOICES
317
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,064
ARE BETWEEN YOU
AND RESUSCI-BILLY,
318
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,489
I'D HAVE TO SAY
YOU'RE DEFINITELY
THE BETTER OPTION.
319
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,226
SO IT'S A DATE?
320
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,261
A DATE IT IS.
321
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,226
YOU KNOW, LITTLE MAN,
IT'S ALMOST LIKE
322
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:19,535
GRADUATION'S GOT SOME KIND OF
COSMIC CALMING EFFECT ON YOU.
323
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,909
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
SO RELAXED.
324
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,638
WHEW. HALEY,
ON THE OTHER HAND...
325
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,383
Madge: YOU'RE SPECIAL.
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
326
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,380
HONEY, ARE YOU OK?
327
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,622
WE HAD A TEST
A SCHOOL TODAY.
328
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,617
I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO STUDY,
329
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:36,289
AND I F-F-FAILED.
THERE I SAID IT.
330
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,556
WHAT'S WRONG?
331
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,557
CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURES
OF BEING THE AM DRAG?
332
00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:42,558
WHAT?! NO.
IT'S JUST A MINOR
ADJUSTMENT PERIOD.
333
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,302
I'LL BE FINE.
REALLY. I...
334
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,557
[CELLPHONE RING TONE]
335
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,175
HELLO?
336
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,787
Sun: HALEY,
CHANG IS ON THE MOVE.
337
00:12:48,789 --> 00:12:50,399
I NEED YOU TO MEET ME
AT MAGUS BAZAAR IMMEDIATELY.
338
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,153
WHAT?!
339
00:12:52,154 --> 00:12:53,904
UH, SURE THING,
OLD MAN WITHERSPOON.
340
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,737
I'LL PUCK UP SOME
OF THAT BUNION CREAM,
341
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,943
AND I'LL BE OVER
LICKETY-SPLIT.
342
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,605
MY, UM, ADOPT-A-SENIOR.
343
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,445
DON'T WAIT UP.
344
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,119
BANGERS!
345
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,463
NOW THAT'S WHAT
I CALL AN ENTRANCE.
346
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,528
QUICKLY, MY PET.
FIND ME HYDRA SCALES
AND A PHOENIX FEATHER,
347
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,959
AND OUR SPELL WILL BE
NEARLY COMPLETE.
348
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,014
Haley:
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
349
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,065
HOW ABOUT I IMPEDE
YOUR FORWARD PROGRESS
INSTANTLY?
350
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,298
HAH HAH!
351
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,292
GOOD ONE, HALEY,
352
00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,510
BUT WE REALLY
NEED TO WORK ON
YOUR ENTRANCE LINES.
353
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:36,752
SO JAKE LONG
SENT LITTLE SIS AND
HER DRAGON MASTER
354
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,680
TO DO HIS DIRTY WORK.
355
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,615
IN CONTRAST,
DEFEATING YOU BOTH
WON'T BE WORK AT ALL.
356
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,493
COME ON, COME ON.
[GASPS] BANGERS!
357
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,792
HYDRA SCALES
AND A PHOENIX FEATHER.
I'S GOT IT.
358
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,055
OH, NO, YOU DON'T,
SIMIAN.
359
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,564
AHH!
GET OFF ME!
360
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,966
Haley: MOVE OVER!
361
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,768
ESSENCE OF TROLL, EH?
362
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,840
LET'S SEE
WHAT THIS DOES.
363
00:13:58,839 --> 00:13:59,939
AAH!
364
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,740
UNH!
365
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,822
[PANTING]
YO, CHANGY CHANG,
WE'S GOT THE GOODS.
366
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,989
LET'S BLOW THIS CRIB.
367
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,430
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT YOU ARE BOTH OK.
368
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,660
OK? YOU CALL THIS OK?
369
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,495
NOT ONLY DID I
LET CHANG GET AWAY,
370
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,570
I'VE GOT A TROLL FACE!
371
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,438
AW, COME ON, HALEY.
YOU LOOK CUTE.
372
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,867
[GAGS] I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
YOU LOOK PRECIOUS.
373
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,913
[GAGS] AW,
WHO ARE WE KIDDIN'?
374
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,738
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE
YOUR NECK THREW UP.
375
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,564
ON THE PLUS SIDE,
376
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,382
ESSENCE OF TROLL
USUALLY WEARS OFF
IN A COUPLE OF...
377
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,111
OH, BOY. HEY, SUN,
378
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,646
WHAT INGREDIENTS DID YOU
SAY CHANG ESCAPED WITH?
379
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,722
HYDRA SCALES AND
A PHOENIX FEATHER. WHY?
380
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,991
WELL, ACCORDING
TO THIS JOURNAL,
381
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,509
THOSE 2 THINGS
ARE THE KEY INGREDIENTS
382
00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:54,017
IN A SPELL THAT WILL
BRING THE DARK DRAGON
BACK TO POWER.
383
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,727
"AND WITH THE DROP
OF A PHOENIX FEATHER,
384
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,659
THE DRAGON OF DARKNESS
SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES."
385
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,625
I KNOW THAT SPELL.
386
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,603
BUT FOR IT TO BE COMPLETE,
SHE'LL NEED SOMETHING ELSE.
387
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,642
THE CH'I OF
THE AMERICAN DRAGON.
388
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:07,508
IT SAYS HERE A DROP
OF BLOOD WOULD WORK, TOO,
389
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,937
BUT SHE REALLY AVOIDS
THE ICK FACTOR.
390
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,182
BUT WHY DIDN'T SHE
COME AFTER ME WHEN
SHE HAD THE CHANCE?
391
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,538
WELL, BECAUSE AS FAR
AS SHE KNOWS, KID,
392
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,546
THE AMERICAN DRAGON
ISN'T YOU, IT'S--
393
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:19,478
JAKE, HEY, THEY HANDED OUT
CAPS AND GOWNS EARLY,
394
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,916
SO I PICKED YOURS UP
FOR YOU.
395
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,521
HOPE THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
396
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,142
UH, YEAH.
397
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,760
HARD TO BELIEVE WE'RE
GRADUATING TONIGHT, HUH?
398
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,179
YEAH. IT'S KINDA SAD.
399
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,586
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
IT'S NICE TO FINALLY
400
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,455
CLOSE THAT CHAPTER AND
MOVE ON TO SOMETHING NEW.
401
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,504
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
402
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,528
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.
403
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,603
SEE YOU
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS?
404
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,731
WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR THE WORLD.
405
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,144
TSK TSK, MR. LONG.
406
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,442
HASN'T ANYONE
TAUGHT YOU IT'S RUDE
407
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,744
TO MAKE PROMISES
YOU CAN'T KEEP.
408
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,506
CHANG? DRAGON U--
409
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,646
AW, MAN!
410
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,181
UHH!
411
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,085
ACCORDING
TO YOUR MOTHER,
412
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,519
JAKE SHOULD HAVE
BEEN HOME HOURS AGO.
413
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,525
WE FOUND HIS BACKPACK
ON THE SIDEWALK.
414
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,927
CHANG MUST'VE
ALREADY GOTTEN TO HIM.
415
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:05,528
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
I HAD THE CHANCE TO STOP HIM
416
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,572
FROM PULLING THAT PRANK
ON THE COUNCIL, AND NOW--
417
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,798
OH, LOOK.
AZALEAS ARE IN BLOOM.
418
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,974
PRANK!
419
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,142
JAKE DITCHED HIS
AMERICAN DRAGON DUTIES
ON PURPOSE?
420
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,011
AI-YAH.
[SPEAKING CANTONESE]
421
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,410
OF ALL THE IMMATURE
SELF-SERVING--
422
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,812
HEY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
EITHER OF YOU WERE
THE AMERICAN DRAGON?
423
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,845
WELL, AS THE LITTLE
TROLL GIRL CURRENTLY
FILLING THE POSITION,
424
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,771
LET ME TELL YOU
IT'S STINKIN' HARD.
425
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:30,690
I CAN'T IMAGINE
DOING IT 2 MORE DAYS,
LET ALONE 2 MORE YEARS.
426
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,560
AND TO THINK
ABOUT EVERYTHING
JAKE'S GONE THROUGH,
427
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,589
HE'S HAD TO SAVE
MAGICAL CREATURES
ON A DAILY BASIS,
428
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,895
LIE TO HIS OWN DAD
ABOUT WHO HE IS,
429
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,397
SAY GOOD-BYE
TO THE GIRL HE LOVED,
430
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,899
ALL TO PROTECT
A MYSTICAL WORLD THAT
NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT.
431
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,802
HE MAY BE
THE AMERICAN DRAGON,
432
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,844
BUT HE'S ALSO
A 14-YEAR-OLD KID
433
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,810
WHO JUST WANTED
A COUPLE DAYS OFF.
434
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,038
IF THAT MAKES HIM
IMMATURE, FINE,
BUT SELF-SERVING?
435
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:56,945
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
TO BOTH OF YOU, STEP OFF!
436
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,620
HEH. I CROSSED THE LINE
WITH THAT "STEP OFF" PART,
DIDN'T I?
437
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,090
SUN, YOU AND HALEY
TRACK DOWN CHANG
AND RESCUE JAKE.
438
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,531
BUT, LAO SHI,
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
439
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,527
I HAVE SOMETHING
TO TAKE CARE OF.
440
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,030
[SCREECHES]
441
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,302
UHH! UNH!
442
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,569
YO, CHANG,
NOTHING PERSONAL,
443
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,637
BUT I KINDA GOT
SOMEPLACE TO BE,
444
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,337
SO IF
YOU DON'T MIND--
445
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,038
SILENCE! THESE CHAINS
ARE REINFORCED
446
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,971
WITH SPHINX HAIR,
RENDERING YOU POWERLESS.
447
00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:28,606
IN THE MEANTIME,
THE CH'I OF THE
AMERICAN DRAGON IS MINE.
448
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,885
YO, CHANGITY CHANG,
SAY THEM MAGIC WORDS.
449
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,130
AND WITH THE DROP
OF A PHOENIX FEATHER,
450
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:48,699
THE DRAGON OF DARKNESS
SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES.
451
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,601
[SIZZLE]
452
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,593
OK, NOT A BAD SHOW,
453
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,568
BUT THE ENDING'S
NOT REALLY LIVING UP
TO THE HYPE.
454
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,614
CAN I GO NOW?
SILENCE!
455
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,039
WHY DIDN'T THE SPELL WORK?
456
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:01,954
WAIT. JAKE'S CH'I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN DRAGON FORM.
457
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,878
WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN',
THEN, HE'S NOT A DRAGON?
458
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:05,884
'CAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN--
459
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,915
Haley: THAT YOU
ANSWER TO ME.
460
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,321
YA HEARD?
461
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,122
OHH! UNH!
462
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:15,688
HALEY--UHH!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
463
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,655
[CELLPHONE RING TONE]
464
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,603
NEVER MIND.
COVER ME FOR A SEC.
465
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,158
IT'S WHAT I DO.
466
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,196
HYAH!
467
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,301
YO, JAKIE,
WHERE ARE YOU?
468
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,873
GRADUATION'S
ABOUT TO START,
469
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,741
AND DANICA'S
BEEN ASKING ABOUT YOU.
470
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,809
RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE,
471
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,607
BUT HEY,
IT'S WHAT I DO.
472
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,239
YOU AND SPUD
COOL TO--
473
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,684
COVER FOR YOU?
474
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,108
HEY, BABY,
IT'S WHAT WE DO.
475
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,714
HEY, YO!
STOP THE MUSIC!
476
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:37,746
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
477
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,550
GIVE A WARM WELCOME
478
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,351
TO ARTHUR SPUDINSKI
AND HIS, UH...
479
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,124
COMEDY STYLINGS.
480
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,193
WHAH! I CA--I, UH...
481
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,661
OH. HEY, UH...
482
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:52,900
[ARMPIT POPPING
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB]
483
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:58,341
SUN PARK, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ALL ABOUT
PEACE AND LOVE.
484
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:03,978
AND WHAT I'D REALLY LOVE
IS TO GIVE YOU
A PIECE OF THIS.
485
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,107
WHAAH!
486
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,612
SUN!
SUN!
487
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,113
SO I'M THINKING
JAKE LONG
488
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,115
IS NO LONGER
THE AMERICAN DRAGON,
489
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,377
AND SINCE LITTLE SISTER
IS NEXT IN LINE,
490
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,746
THAT WOULD MEAN YOU'VE
GOT SOMETHING I WANT.
491
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,216
LEAVE HER ALONG,
CHANG!
492
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,364
UNH! UHH!
493
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,089
PATHETIC HUMAN.
494
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,833
WHO ARE YOU
TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?
495
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,099
HIS NAME
IS JAKE LONG,
496
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:27,427
AND HE IS
THE AMERICAN DRAGON.
497
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,440
MY DRAGON CH'I.
498
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:32,937
BUT, GRAMPS,
HOW DID YOU--
499
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:36,169
AN EARLY GRADUATION GIFT
FROM THE DRAGON COUNCIL.
500
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,336
YOU'VE EARNED IT.
501
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,813
HOW VERY TOUCHING.
502
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:42,111
UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT CH'I IS MINE.
503
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,816
NO WORRIES, CHANG.
I'LL SAVE YOU.
504
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,448
NOT TODAY, MONKEY. HAH!
505
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:53,785
AAH! OUT OF MY WAY,
YOU BUGGY TROLL GIRL.
506
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,057
JAKE, LOOK OUT!
507
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,802
YOW!
508
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,698
HYAH!
509
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,443
AAH!
510
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,338
KNOW WHAT, CHANG?
511
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,239
BEING THE AMERICAN DRAGON
KIND OF ROCKS.
512
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,412
OH, AND SPEAKING OF ROCKS...
513
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,881
WHA--NO!
514
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,481
[HOOTS]
515
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:23,392
AS I'VE SAID BEFORE
AND WILL SURELY SAY
MANY TIMES TO COME,
516
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,059
"WELL DONE,
YOUNG DRAGON."
517
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,728
GRAMPS, LISTEN.
THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
518
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,388
ABOUT THE CAKE ACCIDENT, I--
519
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,956
IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.
520
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,495
I KNOW,
AND AS A PUNISHMENT,
521
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,469
I'M CUTTING
YOUR DRAGON TRAINING
IN HALF THIS SUMMER.
522
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,399
LISTEN, I TOTALLY UNDER--
523
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,624
WH-WH-WHAT NOW?
524
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:42,842
JAKE, I TRAIN YOU HARD
BECAUSE I KNOW THE ENEMIES
YOU HAVE TO FACE.
525
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,312
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
YOU'RE ONLY
14 YEARS OLD.
526
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,781
YOU DESERVE SOME TIME
TO CHILL AND HANG
WITH YOUR PEEPS.
527
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:52,781
AND THERE'S NO REASON
WHY HALEY CAN'T FILL IN
FROM TIME TO TIME.
528
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,985
SHE DID A GREAT JOB
THIS WEEK.
529
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,058
I DID?
530
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,116
YOU MOST CERTAINLY DID,
BUT A QUICK PIECE OF ADVICE.
531
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,985
STAY AWAY FROM
ESSENCE OF TROLL.
532
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,975
COME, YOUNG DRAGON.
533
00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:05,959
WE HAVE A GRADUATION
TO ATTEND.
534
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,465
Jake: SO THERE YOU HAVE IT,
535
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,967
THE WEEK I WASN'T
THE AMERICAN DRAGON.
536
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,069
THAT NIGHT AT GRADUATION,
I GOT TO THINKING.
537
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,212
BEING HUMAN WAS A WAKE-UP CALL.
538
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,240
SURE THERE HAVE BEEN
SOME TOUGH TIMES,
539
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,445
BUT HAVING MAGICAL POWERS
HAS KIND OF ROCKED,
540
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:26,417
AND NOT JUST IN A SAVING
THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT
KIND OF WAY,
541
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,449
BUT IN A COOL,
EVERYDAY KIND OF WAY, TOO.
542
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,324
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
543
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:35,393
HAVING A SECRET DOUBLE LIFE IS
ALWAYS GONNA BE A BALANCING ACT,
544
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:39,195
BUT WITH THE HELP
OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY...
545
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:42,218
WAY TO GO, JAKERS!
546
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,237
I KNOW I CAN TOTALLY FACE
ANYTHING LIFE THROWS AT ME.
547
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,013
[DRIP]
548
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:55,807
[DRIP]
549
00:21:55,815 --> 00:22:04,485
[SIZZLES]
550
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,060
[ROARS]
551
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,414
Fu Dog:
TODAY WE ALL GOT TO HEAR
552
00:22:10,407 --> 00:22:12,417
JAKE'S DEEPEST,
MOST PERSONAL THOUGHTS
553
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:14,430
THANKS TO AN INGENIOUS LITTLE
DEVICE CALLED VOICE-OVER.
554
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:17,034
SO I WAS THINKIN'
WHY NOT USE VOICE-OVER
555
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:21,406
TO LET YOU, THE VIEWER,
HEAR MY DEEPEST,
MOST PERSONAL THOUGHTS?
556
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,437
HUH? HUH? AHEM.
557
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,212
OK, HERE GOES.
558
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,410
AH GEH GEH.
559
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:26,541
WAIT. THERE'S MORE.
560
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,976
AH GUH GUH GUH?
561
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,410
AND THEN MY PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE.
562
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:32,475
AH GOO GOO GOO, GOO GOO GOO.
563
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,552
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTIN',
SOCRATES?
564
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,524
I'M A DOG,
FOR CRYIN' OUT SAKES.
565
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,462
AH GEH GEH HOO HOO!
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