Original subtitles

? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ?

? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH, WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? BREAK IT DOWN WITH THE DRAGON ?

? SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP SHEETS ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J" TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K" TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGON OF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACK TO WORK!

AW, MAN.

[BELL RINGS]

YO. THIS IS SOME SERIOUSLY MESSED UP HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.

WHAT'S THE POINT IN MAKING US CARRY AROUND

STUPID? DUDE, DON'T TALK ABOUT OUR BABY LIKE THAT.

TO BECOME NURTURING CAREGIVERS. HA HA.

I THINK I'M GONNA NAME HIM SMILEY.

I WANT HIM TO BE JUST LIKE ME.

UH, SPUD, I HATE TO BUST YOUR BUBBLE, BABY,

BUT WHEN HE GROWS UP, HE'S GONNA BE AN OMELET.

DELIVERY FOR JAKE LONG. SIGN HERE.

JAKE, COME TO GRANDPA'S SHOP.

THERE IS A CRITICAL DRAGON EMERGENCY.

DO ME A FAVOR AND WATCH THE EGG FOR ME

UNTIL I GET BACK.

WHAT ABOUT SOME QUALITY TIME WITH OUR CHILD?

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

THE AMERICAN DRAGON HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO

THAN GUARD AN EGG.

EGG?! YOU WANT ME TO GUARD AN EGG?

NOT JUST ANY EGG. A GRIFFIN EGG.

A GRIFFIN IS A MAGICAL CREATURE

WITH THE BODY OF A LION

AND THE WINGS AND HEAD OF AN EAGLE.

IT LAYS AN EGG ONLY ONCE EVERY THOUSAND YEARS.

AND BECAUSE GRIFFIN EGGS ARE SO RARE,

THERE'S A LOT OF UNDESIRABLES

JAKE, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU GUARD THE EGG UNTIL IT HATCHES.

NO PROB, G.

YO. WHERE'S THIS GRIFFIN AT ANYWAY?

WHOA!

THAT'S LONG WAY DOWN.

HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT WINGS, KID.

[SQUAWKS]

NO WORRIES. THE AM-DRAG'S IN THE HIS HOUSE!

DRAGON UP!

AIN'T NOBODY EVEN GONNA THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH YOUR...

[SQUAWKS]

EGG?

THE EGG IS OURS.

COME ON, KID. WE GOTTA GO GET THAT EGG POACHER.

HA HA. GET IT? POACHED? EGG?

WITH THE-- OH, FORGET IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR EGG.

I'M ALL OVER THIS.

LET'S FLY.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT'S VALUABLE.

ONE PROBLEM. WHAT?

UHH!

IT'S NOT YOURS.

AAH--UHH!

HYAH!

UHH! UHH!

WHAAA!

HEY! GOT IT. I GOT IT.

I DON'T GOT IT. THE EGG!

OH, SO THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE EGG DROP SOUP, HUH?

HA HA HA. GET IT?

EGG? HA HA. DROP?

WE GOTTA GET THAT EGG BACK TO ITS MOM BEFORE IT HATCHES.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE.

BALL...BALL...

BALL...BALL...BALL.

BALL...

EGG!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, BUT I'LL TAKE IT ANYWAY.

YOU KNOW, I LIKE A GIRL WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS.

TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT.

DIVE!

HYAH!

HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

HYAH! HYAH!

AAH!

Both: WHOA!

EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, BUT THE BALL BED

IS ONLY FOR CHILDREN AGE 6 AND UNDER.

CAN IT, PIPSQUEAK!

WHOA! OW!

WHOA! HEY!

I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE, DRAGON.

[PANTING] WE BETTER HIDE HERE FOR A WHILE.

[HUMMING LE MARSEILLAISE]

MONSIEUR, THE FOOD CRITIC IS HERE.

NO. C'EST INCROYABLE.

SHE JUST ORDERED THE CHEESE OMELET.

OMELET DU FROMAGE IN ALL OF CULINARY HISTORY. HMM.

I'M OUT OF THE EGG. SACR� BLEU!

AN EGG!

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

UH, ADIOS, SE�OR.

UHH! WHOA!

[CHEF SPEAKING FRENCH]

Woman: AAH!

WHOA!

RUN!

HALT, YOU LITTLE--OH!

HUH?

COME BACK-- [SPEAKING FRENCH]

[PANTING]

SACR� BLEU!

HEY, YOU'RE NOT IN AN ANIMAL COSTUME,

AND YOU'RE COSTUME REEKS, MAN.

DON'T YOU EVER DRY CLEAN THAT THING?

HEY. I HAD A BATH JUST THE OTHER MONTH.

WHY, I OUGHT TO...

[PUNCHING]

WHOA! THE EGG!

[BOTH PANTING]

WHOA!

UHH! WHOO!

WELL, HERE'S THE EGG.

WAIT. THIS IS PURPLE.

THERE ARE EGGS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

THERE IT IS!

UHH!

LOOKEE! PRETTY!

HEY, UH, LITTLE GIRL,

WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME THAT EGG?

PLEASE? NO! MY EGG!

MINE! I FINDED IT, DOOFUS!

YEAH, BUT SEE, IT'S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT THAT I--

[CRIES]

HUH?

MOMMY! MOMMY! THE MEAN BOY STOLDED MY EGG!

THAT PUNK STOLE MY LITTLE GIRL'S EGG.

Man: LET'S GET IT BACK!

Woman: LET'S GET HIM.

DRAGON UP!

Second man: WELL, HE WAS RIGHT HERE.

WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE. I THINK THAT THERE--

HEY, LOOK OUT!

AAH! UHH!

UHH! UHH!

WHAT IS THIS BROWN STUFF?

[SNIFFS]

SMELLS KINDA FUNKY.

[TASTING] IT TASTES LIKE...

PEANUT BUTTER.

Both: WHOA!

THIS SURE IS TURNING INTO ONE EGG-HAUSTING DAY.

HA HA HA HA!

WITH THE EGGS AND THE THING--

[SIGHS] AT LEAST THE EGG IS SAFE.

[EVIL LAUGH] MINE AT LAST.

AND NOW, DRAGON, I SHALL DESTROY YOU.

UHH! WHOA!

AAH!

THE EGG!

AFTER IT!

YO. GOOD LUCK FINDING THAT EGG NOW.

DRAGON!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS.

Both: UHH.

OH, THIS AIN'T GONNA BE PRETTY.

FIND THE EGG!

Both: AAH!

I AM NEVER EATING PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO UNWRAP EVERY ONE OF THESE

AND LICK THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FIND THE EGG.

ARE YOU GOOFY, JAKE? THERE'S MILLIONS OF 'EM.

THEN WE BETTER GET STARTED.

EGG NUMBER ONE.

OH, BOY.

[GROANS] EGG NUMBER 8,032.

UHH. PEANUT BETTER AGAIN.

[GROANS]

TOO MUCH... PEANUT BUTTER.

[GROANS] 8,033.

YECCH! THE GRIFFIN EGG!

AH. HIP...HIP...

[GROANS] WE BETTER GET BACK TO THE NEST.

[GROANS]

TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!

COME ON.

COME ON. UHH!

HOW MUCH--UHH--LONGER?

UHH!

HYAH!

HA!

THE GRIFFIN EGG THAT WILL--AAH!

THIS TIME I GOT IT.

THIS TIME...I DON'T GOT IT.

DO YOU THINK SMILEY'S SAFE IN MY BACKPACK?

MAYBE WE SHOULD INVEST IN A BABY STROLLER.

OK. IMAGINE YOUR STAMINA...

NO! THE EGG!

WE'RE TOO LATE, KID.

IT'S SUNNYSIDE UP.

THE EGG IS SCRAMBLED, MASTER.

IT'S A POOR THING.

BACK TO HOME SLED.

OH. HE NEVER EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO GET OUT OF HIS SHELL.

THE POOR--HEY!

THAT'S NO MAGICAL GRIFFIN EGG.

IT'S SMILEY. SMILEY?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

I'M GONNA FLUNK HOME ECONOMICS THIS SEMESTER.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY,

WE GOTTA FIND SPUD AND TRIXIE.

Spud and Trixie: YAY! WHOO-HOO! YEAH!

Trixie: YEAH, BABY,

NEXT! HA HA!

Spud: TOSS SMILEY OVER HERE.

I WANT TO SHOW HIM A TRICK.

TRIXIE! SPUD!

NO!

UHH!

OOH.

NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN OUR FAMILY.

HERE IT IS.

SAFE AND SOUND.

[SQUAWKS]

AND JUST IN TIME, KID. CHECK OUT THE EG.

ONE OF THE MIRACLES OF THE MAGICAL WORLD.

[SQUAWKS]

BEING THE AMERICAN DRAGON IS A ROUGH JOB,

BUT IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS THAT MAKE IT ALL WORTH--

[GULPS, BELCHES]

HEY--NO--WHAT THE--WHA--

THE GRIFFIN JUST ATE THE--

BUT--BUT I THOUGHT WE--

YO. THAT'S GOTTA BE THE MOST MESSED UP THING

I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

RELAX, KID. THE GRIFFIN BABY'S FINE.

IT JUST HAS TO LIVE INSIDE THE MOTHER'S DIGESTIVE TRACK

FOR A WEEK OR TWO AFTER IT HATCHES.

THEN THE MOM THROWS IT BACK UP.

[BABY GRIFFIN SQUAWKS]

AIN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

I THINK...I'M GONNA HURL.

WELL, TIME TO MAKE OUR EGGS-IT.

MISSION EGG-COMPLISHED.

THAT'S ALL, YOLKS.

[LAUGHS]

UH, FU, ABOUT THOSE EGG PUNS,

SHEESH. SUE A DOG FOR HAVING A LITTLE FUN.

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