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SO, MR. LONG,

CARE TO EXPLAINTODAY'S INCIDENT?

PRINCIPAL DESETTO, I WASALL CHILLING IN CLASS,

YO, YO, YO, REPORT TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

IS SHE BUYING IT? ALL ICAN HEAR IS...[MUMBLING]

YO, SPUD,WHERE'S YOURGLASS AT?

I TOLD YOUTO PRESS ITTO YOUR EAR.

IT IS.

NO, BOY.YOUR EAR.

IT IS!

THAT ISYOUR REAR.

SO, JAKE, IF WHATYOU SAY IS TRUE--

THEN I MUST ASSUMETHE IMAGES CAUGHTBY THE SCHOOL'S

STATE-OF-THE-ARTSECURITY SYSTEM ARESOME SORT OF ILLUSION.

? MY GRADES, THEY BESLIPPING, BUT ROTWOOD,HE BE TRIPPING AND ?

? YO, YOU KNOW,IT'S OVER, JUST LOOK ATHIS HAIR COMB-OVER ?

? YO, YO, YO, YO-YO ?

HEY, YO-YO, HERE'S YOUR YO.

JAKE LONG, REPORT TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

SO HOW MANYDAYS OF DETENTIONWE TALKING? 2? 3?

NO DETENTION.I THINK YOU MIGHT BENEFITFROM A LITTLE ASSIGNMENT.

A 15-PAGE ESSAYDESCRIBING YOURREAL-LIFE ROLE MODEL.

YO, DESETTO ISTRIPPIN' HARD, DUDE.

LIKE SOME ESSAY'SGONNA TEACH ME A LESSON

ABOUT RESPECTINGMY AUTHORITY FIGURES.

[SIGHS] MAN, THIS DAYCOULD NOT GET ANY WORSE.

I'VE BEEN WATCHINGTHE AMERICAN DRAGON GROWMORE POWERFUL BY THE DAY,

JUST LIKE HIS MASTERBEFORE HIM.

TONIGHT, THEY WILLBOTH BE OURS.

[MENACING LAUGHTER]

? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? A REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH,WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? BREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON ?

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

SO JAKEY, WHOYOU GONNA WRITE ABOUT

'CAUSE YOU KNOW,I'M OPEN FOR INTERVIEWS

THIS EVENING BETWEEN6:00 AND SAY 6:15.

COME ON, TRIX,EVERYONE KNOWSI'M JAKE'S ROLE MODEL.

WHO ELSE CAN FLOSSTHEIR SINUS CAVITYWITH SPAGHETTI?

UHH, STOP, BOY!

HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR GRAMPS?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITEYOUR PAPER ON HIM.

MY GRAMPS. REALLY?

YEAH, NOT A BAD IDEA.I DIG HIS YINAND HIS YANG.

YANG, HE NEEDSA BOOSTER SEAT WHENHE EATS AT RESTAURANTS.

HE'S SO CUTE.

WELL, G'S COOL AND ALL,

JAKE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UPTHE SHOP.

YO, G, CHILL. THISPLACE IS SO SPOTLESS,

YOU COULD EAT OFFTHE COUNTER.

TIKAMASALAFROM MURRY'S HOUSEOF CURRIES.

MMM.

UHH!

WHOA!

SEE, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.

AW, MAN.

JAKE, THERE IS NO TIMEFOR HORSEPLAY.

THE SHOP MUST BEIN TIP-TOP SHAPE

WHEN COUNSELOR CHANGARRIVES.

CHANG. HER ROYAL PAIN-NESSIS COMING HERE? TONIGHT?

SEEMS SHE'SGOT SOME HOT TIPON THE DARK DRAGON.

CHANG WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE,

AND WE MUST ALL MAKEA GOOD IMPRESSION.

DID YOU GIVE FU DOGHIS FLEA BATH LIKE I ASKED?

UHH, YEAH. TSK,OF COURSE I DID.

SORRY, FU. DESPERATE TIMESCALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.

KID, NO.DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

BESIDES, THIS PUPPYIS 100% FLEA-FREE.

HEY, FRANK, HOW WASYOUR TRIP DOWN SOUTH?

WELL, THE RENT'S DIRTCHEAP, BUT YOU PAYFOR IT IN OTHER WAYS--

IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.OHH.

TRUST ME, IT'LLJUST TAKE 2 SECONDS,

AND--WHOA!

OHH, OHH, OHH! AHH.

AAH! WHOA!

I ASK YOU,WHERE'S THE DIGNITY?

[MUTTERING]

[JABBERING]

JAKE!

LOOK ONTHE BRIGHT SIDE, G,

AT LEAST CHANGISN'T HERE YET.

HEY, CHANG.

WAZ UP?

OUR MISSION, LAO SHI,IS SIMPLE.

MY SOURCE HASINFORMED US THAT A TROLL,

LIVING INTHE NEARBY SEWERS,

HAS HAD A RECENT CONTACTWITH THE DARK DRAGON.

I KNOW THAT TUNNEL. IT'SRIGHT UNDER MY SCHOOL.

I USE IT ALL THE TIMETO SNEAK OUTOF ROTWOOD'S...

UH, ARE YOU DOINGSOMETHING NEWWITH YOUR HAIR?

THE 3 OF US MUST GETANSWERS FROM THIS TROLLBEFORE HE RUNS.

TSK, THAT'S WHATI'M SAYING.

WELL, WHAT'S THAT,DARK DRAGON?YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

WELL, GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSEFREAKY CAN'T TOUCHTHE PRETTY.

YOU MUST STAY ANDCLEAN UP THE MESSYOU HAVE MADE.

WHAT? NO WAY, GRAMPS.

I FACED THE DARK DRAGONAND SURVIVED, JUST LIKE YOU.

JAKE, YOU WILLNOT QUESTIONYOUR DRAGON MASTER.

BUT, AYE,VERY WELL, LAO SHI.

THAT'S IT, FU.I'VE HAD IT WITH GRAMPS.

I COULD TAKE ONTHE DARK DRAGON

ALL BY MYSELFIF I WANTED TO.

YOU KNOW WHOYOU SOUND LIKE, KID?

GRAMPS, BACK WHENI FIRST MET HIM.

YEAH, RIGHT.G WAS BORN OLD.

FOLLOW ME. I THINKIT'S TIME YOU LEARNED

A LITTLE BIT MOREABOUT THE OLD MAN.

LET'S SEE, WHERE...AH, BINGO.

EVERY OFFICIALANIMAL GUARDIAN HAS 'EM.

IT'S OUR JOB TO KEEPDETAILED ACCOUNTSOF ALL OUR MISSIONS...

AND TO MASTER OLD MACDONALDON THE NOSE FLUTE.

[PLAYS OLD MACDONALD]

HEY.WHAT'S IN THIS ONE?

KID, DON'T!

THAT'S ONE OF MY,AH, HEH HEH...

PERSONAL JOURNALS. HEH HEH.

I'LL JUST KEEP THATHANDY FOR LATER.

AHA! HERE WE GO.

PICTURE IT, KID.HONG KONG, 1972.

LET'S JUST SAY IT WASN'TTHE TIME OF MY LIFEI'M EXACTLY PROUD OF.

? WELL, HEY THERE, SISTER,I'LL BE YOUR MISTER ?

? CAST ASIDETHOSE OTHER MEN ?

? 'CAUSE THIS CANINE'SMORE LIKE A 10 ?

MMM, HOW YA DOING?YOU FROM OUT OF TOWN?

I'M HERE ALL WEEK.TRY THE VEAL.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

WHAT'S THIS?

? HEY, THERE, LADIES ?

? STRAIGHT FROM HADES ?

? LOOK AT ME,I'M QUITE THE CATCH ?

? THROW ME A BONE,AND I'LL GO FETCH ?

HEY, YOU STEALIN'FROM THESE NICE WOMENS?

HEY, HEY, IT--IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKSLIKE. HEH HEH HEH.

DON'T WORRY.IT AIN'T MY JOBTO HURT YOU.

WAH! WAZZA! WHOO! HYAH!

SO WHICH ONE OF YOUGROOVY BABIES CALLEDFOR A DRAGON, HUH?

HYAH!

DANG, FU, GRAMPS REALLYUSED TO DRESS THAT WACK?

WACK? KID, HE WASTHE MACK-DIZADDYOF HIS DAY.

WHO WAS THE MACK-DIZADDYOF HIS DAY?

FU DOG WAS JUST TELLINGME ABOUT GRANDPA.

HUH, CAN WE?PLEASE SAY YES.

SURE. JUST SIT BACK,RELAX, AND LISTEN

TO A GREAT TALE TOLDBY A MASTER STORYTELLER.

SO ANY-WHO, BLAH, BLAH,BLAH, YADA, YADA, YADA.HONG KONG, 1972.

GRAMPS WAS NEWON THE SCENE.

AND, JUST LIKE JAKE,HE THOUGHT HE COULD

TAKE ON THE WORLDALL BY HIMSELF.

HE WAS AS COCKYAS THEY COME.

OOH.

WHOA. PATIENCE,PRETTY MAMAS.

BEFORE IT CAN BE JUST US,

LAO SHI MUSTDISPENSE SOME JUSTICE!

HA HA HA!

ARE YOU READY TO GETGROOVE-A-DELICK?

AND IT'S YOUR GROOVE THAT'SABOUT TO GET DELICKED.

THAT SOUNDED SO MUCHBETTER IN MY HEAD.

HOO-AAH! AH!

EEE-AH!

AHH! OW-AH!

WHOA. HOLD UP.THAT CANNOT BEHOW IT WENT DOWN.

YEAH, DAWG MAN,SINCE WHEN WERE YOUTHE KUNG FU MASTER?

SO I'M EMBELLISHINGA LITTLE. SUE ME.

TRUTH IS, GRAMPSHAD ME IN 2 MOVES.

BOO!

Fu: OK. ONE MOVE.

[SOBBING] PLEASE,DON'T HURT ME.

I GOT A WIFEAT HOME AND KIDS.

IT'S--OK, I DON'THAVE A WIFE AND KIDS

OR EVENA HOME, BUT I'M UPTO MY NECK FOLDS

IN GAMBLING DEBTSAND I DON'T KNOWWHAT ELSE TO DO.

WHAA! HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

LADIES,HANDS IN THE AIR.

[WOMEN YELLING]

PLEASE, PICK ME!

MY HERO!

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCREAMING]

OH, YEAH.BOOGIE, BABY.

DANCE, BABIES.DANCE.

SAY, MAYBE YOU'REJUST THE GUY TO PULL ME OUTOF THIS LIFE OF CRIME.

YOU LOOKING FOR AN ANIMALGUARDIAN BY ANY CHANCE?

AH, NO CHANCE, MAN.

LAO SHI WORKS ALONE.

COME ON, THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M GREATWITH THE ONE-LINERS,

I GOT FUNNYSTRETCHY FUR. SEE?

AND WHEN IT COMESTO MAGICAL POTIONS,

I'M THE GUYWHO SUPPLIES. HUH?

AAH!

[FROG CROAKS]

RIBBIT.

SEE? I GOT SIDEKICKWRITTEN ALL OVER ME.

SORRY, GROOVY BABY,BUT I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

Fu: THAT'S WHEN THE OLD MANFIRST LAID EYES

AH, BUT THAT'S ANOTHERSTORY FOR ANOTHER DAY.

POINT IS, YOU AND THE OLDMAN AIN'T SO DIFFERENT.

COME ON, FOOL!

DON'T LEAVEUS HANGIN', DAWG.

OK, KID, BUT AFTER THIS,

YOU THINK CHANG ANDTHE OLD MAN ARE HANGING OUT

IN THE SEWERS RIGHT NOW,CHATTING ABOUT THE OLD DAYS?

LAO SHI, IT HAS BEENA LONG TIME.

WE HAVE BEENTHROUGH MUCH TOGETHER.

HEH HEH HEH.INDEED, WE HAVE.

YET, I REMEMBERTHE DAY WE MET

AS IF IT WEREYESTERDAY.

WHOO! SOMEBODYCALL HEAVEN

BECAUSE THE GODS AREMISSING AN ANGEL.

OR IS THAT JUSTMY HEART TAKING OFF?

IF I COULD REARRANGETHE ALPHABET,

I WOULD PUT "U"AND "I" TOGETHER.

IF YOU WERE WORDSON A PAGE,

THEY'D CALL YOU FINE PRINT.

WHOA, FU! CHANG AND GRAMPS?

GETTIN' ALL UPIN EACH OTHER'S GRILLS?

BLECH! THE WHOLE THINGMADE ME SICK

JUST LISTENING TO IT.

CALL YOU FINE PRINT...

OOH! KEEP 'EM COMING, GUYS.

THESE LINES ARE PURE GOLD!HEH HEH HEH!

GUYS?

BUT AS I REMEMBER,

OUR MEETING WASNOT A COINCIDENCE.

THAT IS CORRECT.I CAME SEEKING YOUR HELP.

SO, DO YOU HAVE A MAP,BECAUSE I GOT LOST IN--

MY EYES.YEAH, HEARD IT.

LISTEN, THE WORLDDRAGON COUNCILOR

BELIEVES THE DARKDRAGON HAS RETURNED.

WE NEED YOU TOLOCATE HIM BEFORE HEDESTROYS HUMANITY.

DANG, BABY CAKES.

YOU SURE KNOW HOWTO KILL A MOOD.

HE'S BEEN SPOTTEDHERE IN HONG KONG.

BUT SO FAR,OUR SOURCES HAVETURNED UP NOTHING.

DON'T SWEAT IT, SUNSHINE.

ME AND DRAGON MANARE ON THE CASE.

THIS IS GREAT SNACK MIX,BY THE WAY.

FIRST OF ALL,THAT'S KITTY LITTER.

SECOND OF ALL, YOUFOLLOWED US HOME?

IT'S THE LEASH I COULD DO.HACHA!

SEE POPS, A WITTY ONE-LINER.

AND LOOK HOW FUNNYMY FUR IS.

I'M A PONY.

I'M A CLOWN.

AND HAVE I MENTIONEDI'M HOUSE BROKEN?

WELL, ALMOST HOUSE BROKEN.

CLEAN UP, AISLE YOUR BED.

POINT IS, I COULDN'T BEA MORE PERFECT SIDEKICK.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH?CAN I HELP, HUH? CAN I?

UNH, UNH, UNH, SORRY,FREAKY FOLDS DUDE.

NO FRIENDS, NO FAMILY,NO SIDEKICK.

THIS DRAGON DOES NOTNEED NOBODY'S HELP.

UHH.

SO, AFTERI PEELED GRAMPS OFFTHE BILLBOARD...

I AGREED TO LET FU DOGACCOMPANY US

FOR THAT MISSIONAND THAT MISSION ONLY.

TO SOMEONE WHO HAD SPOTTEDTHE DARK DRAGON.

THE BEST DANCERIN HONG KONG.

HYAH. SPILL WHAT YOU KNOWABOUT THE DARK DRAGON,

OR FACE LAO SHI'SFIST OF KUNG FU FURY.

HYAH!

DON'T FLIP YOUR WIG,CAT.

I'M NOT TELLINGYOU ANYTHING.

BESIDES, THE DANCE FLOORISN'T FOR FIGHTING,

IT'S FOR GROOVING.

OK, BOY, THEN WE'RE GONNASETTLE THIS WITH A LITTLEGROOVING CONTEST.

I WIN, YOU SPILL THE BEANSABOUT THE DARK DRAGON,YOU DIG?

UH, LAO, I DON'T THINKTHIS IS SUCH A GOOD--

YEAH, HEY, WATCH MEDANCE, HUH. DIG ME.

DIG MY DANCIN'.

YEAH, OHH!SO MANY LEGS.

HUH?

WHOO.WOW.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

THERE'S NO SHAMEIN BACKING OUT IF YOU--

BECAUSE LUCKY LAO SHIIS ABOUT TO LIGHT UPTHE DANCE FLOOR.

Jake: LIGHT UPTHE DANCE FLOOR?

GRAMPS?

GRAMPS, GRAMPS,GRAMPS, GRAMPS?

WAIT, GRAMPSINFINITY! I WIN!

SORRY, I THOUGHT WEWERE DOING A THING.

NOT ONLY DIDGRAMPS LIGHT UPTHE DANCE FLOOR, KID,

HE PUT JOHNNY TO SHAME.

I'M GONNA DO THE THINGAND DO THAT THING.

SHAKE IT LIKE YOU ARENEVER GOING TO BREAK IT.

LAO SHI DOESTHE RIGHTEOUS MOVES.

HYAH!

[RIP]

WHOO-HOO!WHOO!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

ROUND 2, THIS TIMEWITH PARTNERS.

FU DOG, MAN,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOW GET THAT TAIL OFYOURS READY 'CAUSE IT'STIME TO SHAKE IT.

OOF!

AAH!

YEAH!YEAH!

OK, BOY, FOR OUR FINALE,

A LITTLE SOMETHING I CALLTHE LAO SHI LIFT-OFF.

YEOW!

[GROANING]

[CHEERING]

WE HAVE A WINNER.

AAH!

OOF!

NO, 2 WINNERS, BOY.

LAO SHI AND HIS NEWSIDEKICK, THE FU DOG.

Jake: SO THAT JOHNNY WONGDUDE TOLD YOU

Fu Dog: YEAH, HE SPOTTEDTHE DARK DRAGON ONTQUEEN ELIZABETH,

A RUSTED OUT,HALF-SUNKEN OCEAN LINERIN THE HONG KONG HARBOR.

Chang: HE MUST BEHERE SOMEWHERE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP.

GROOVY IDEA,MY LITTLE DIM SUM.

I'LL TAKE THE STERN,YOU TAKE THE CARGO HOLD.

UH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKETHE CARGO HOLD?

OK, WHATEVER FLOATSYOUR BOAT, BABY CAKES.

COME ON, FU DOG.

[LAUGHING]

CHINESE DRAGON,I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

Fu Dog: IT WASOBVIOUSLY A TRAP.

[ROARING]

Fu Dog: GRAMPS ANDTHE DARK DRAGON FOUGHTLIKE I'D NEVER SEEN.

BUT BEFORE I COULD HELP,SOMEONE AMBUSHED ME FROM BEHIND.

I WENT DOWN LIKEA SACK OF POTATOES

AND DIDN'T WAKE UPTILL THE NEXT MORNING.

COME ON, DARK DRAGON,LET'S RUMBLE.

OOH, WAIT, WHERE AM I?

[SNIFFING] WHY DOES HEAVENSMELL LIKE FISH GUTS?

Fu Dog: TURNS OUT,GRAMPS HAD DEFEATED HIM.

YOU SHOULD BE PROUD,LAO SHI.

NO ONE OTHER THAN YOUHAS HAD THE POWER

TO FACE THE DARK DRAGONAND SURVIVE,

EXCEPT FOR YOUR PUPIL.

I SURVIVED COUNCILOR,BUT AT A PRICE.

SEE, THE FIGHT CHANGED HIM.

FROM THEN ON, THE OLD MANWAS DIFFERENT.

SERIOUS, MORE LIKEHE IS TODAY.

SO, GRAMPS IS THE WAY HE ISBECAUSE OF THE DARK DRAGON?

I'M JUST GLAD CHANG'SWITH HIM NOW.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S STILLGOT THE STRENGTH

TO FACE THE DARK DRAGONALL BY HIMSELF.

YOU AND YOUR PUPILARE BOTH VERY POWERFUL,LAO SHI.

TOO POWERFUL.

THAT IS WHY I BETRAYEDYOU THEN,

AS I DO NOW.

WHOA!

[YELLING]

HA HA HA.

ONE DOWN,ONE TO GO.

HEY, YO, JAKE.I TOLD YOU YOUR OLD MANWAS OFF THE CHAIN.

AND TO THINK, HE'D TOTALLYBE DIFFERENT

IF THAT CHANG LADY HADCHECKED THE CARGO AREAINSTEAD OF HIM.

OK, NOW. IT WAS CHANG WHOWAS THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU GUYS

WHAT IF IT WAS HER PLANALL ALONG TO LEAD YOUTO THE DARK DRAGON?

THAT MEANS SHE'S WORKIN'FOR THE DARK DRAGON

SHE'S TRYINGTHE SAME THING30 YEARS LATER.

ONLY INTHE SEWER!

GRAMPS!GRAMPS!

GRAMPS!

GRAMPS INFINITY!

BLECH. HAVE I MENTIONEDHOW MUCH I HATE THE SEWER?

UH, ISN'T THIS WHERE YOUMEET MOST OF YOUR DATES?

HEY, I RESENT THAT!

BUT YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

OHH.

JAKE...MUST LEAVE!IT IS A TRAP.

A TRAP WHICH APPEARSTO HAVE WORKED.

HEY, SCALES FOR BRAINS,JUST 'CAUSE I FAINTEDTHE LAST TIME WE MET

DOESN'T MEAN I'M SOMEHELPLESS LITTLE...

[MUMBLING]

OK, SO EVERYBODY KNOWS

THE DARK DRAGON ISONE TWISTED DUDE.

I THOUGHT YOU CAREDABOUT MAGICAL CREATURES.

I DO. MAGICAL CREATURESONCE RULED THE EARTH,

UNTIL HUMANS FORCEDUS INTO HIDING.

TOGETHER WE SHALL CREATEAN ARMY OF MAGICAL CREATURES.

SO WE CAN TAKE BACKOUR RIGHTFUL PLACEAS RULERS OF THE EARTH.

YOU HAVE A CHOICE,AMERICAN DRAGON.

JOIN US OR BE SLAIN.

GEE, THANKS SO MUCH FORTHE OFFER, GUYS, REALLY.

SEE, I'VE GOT AN ARMYOF MY OWN.

[CHATTERING]

MAGICAL AND HUMAN.

AND WE GET ALONGJUST FINE.

UH, YEAH, EXCEPTSOMETIMES

TRIXIE HOGSTHE HALF PIPE.

ZIP THE LIP,DOUGHBOY.

OK.

HA HA HA.

HOW VERY AMUSING.

SHADES, SEIZE THEM!

DRAGON UP.

OK, GUYS. JUSTLIKE WE PLANNED.

TOOTH FAIRY, NOW!

ABRACADABRA.

[GROWLING]

AAH!

WHY HELLO,EVIL SHADE THINGIES.

WELCOMETO VERONICA'SWORLD WIDE WEB.

STICK AROUND.

[GRUNTING]

COME ON, GRAMPS.WE'RE GETTING YOUOUT OF HERE.

UNLESS I STOP YOU.

OR UNLESS MEAND SPUD STOP YOUFROM STOPPING HIM.

UNLESS YOU CAN STOP USFROM STOPPING YOU STOP HIM.

WAIT, WILL SOMEONE TELL MEWHAT I'M SAYING?

PLEASE, YOU'RENOTHING BUTINFERIOR HUMANS.

SEE, THAT'S THE THING,HOME SLICE.

WE HUMANS ARE TRICKED OUTWITH SOME OF FU DOG'SSERIOUS MAGICAL MOJO.

YEAH, NOW TASTE OUR SNEAKERS.

Both: YEAH!

HYAH!

TARA, SARA,FOLLOW ME.

AAH!

HEY, YO, CHECK.

HANDS UP, BABY.

NO!

YEAH!THAT'S RIGHT. UH-HUH.

WE BAD, WE BAD.

YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON.

WHERE YOU'LL MEET LOTSOF NICE LADIES

WITH COMMON INTERESTSAND GENERIC HAIRCUTS.

EXCUSE ME, MR. MEAN GENE.

IF YOU SURRENDER, I'LL GIVEYOU A FREE TOOTHBRUSH.

RAH!

AAH! OH! CRUM!

A STAIN ONMY LA LA LOVELY DRESS.

PREPARE TO TASTE FAIRY DUST,DIRTBALL!

MASTER, THEY'RE ESCAPING.

[GRUNTING]

GUYS, THIS WAY.

YO, G. YOU'LLBE SAFE UP HERE.

RAH!

AMERICAN DRAGON!

YOU THINK YOU CANESCAPE ME SO EASILY?

RIGHT, WHAT WAS I THINKING?

YO, GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.

RAH!

OOF.

HE'S GONNASWING LEFT.

RIGHT, DUCK, JUMP!

ORACLES, VERYRESOURCEFUL.

BUT YOU'RESTILL NO MATCHFOR ME.

REALLY? I WAS THINKINGIT WAS TIME FOR A LITTLELAO SHI LIFT-OFF.

GUYS! NOW!

AAH!

OOF.

AND THIS IS FOR THE DRESS.

WHAT! AAH!

YO, IS HE GONE?

YEAH, FOR NOW.

[CHEERING]

YOU DID IT, YOUNG DRAGON.

I COULD HAVENEVER TAKEN ONTHE DARK DRAGON ALONE.

IT WAS TRIXIE, SPUD,FU--

HEY, ANYBODY SEE FU?

COME ON, DARK DRAGON,LET'S RUMBLE.

WAIT, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?

Jake: I OWE A LOT TO A LOTOF PEOPLE IN MY LIFE,

ESPECIALLY MY FRIENDSAND FAMILY.

BUT EVERYTHING I'VEACCOMPLISHED THIS YEAR

I OWE TO MY REAL LIFEROLE MODEL...

GRANDPA.

YOU SEEM TO HAVE EARNEDA GREAT RESPECTFOR YOUR GRANDFATHER.

STARTING TODAY, THINGSARE GONNA CHANGE. HA!

EVEN THINGS BETWEEN MEAND PROFESSOR ROTWOOD.

WELL, HOLLA.

[SCREAMING]

THIS IS A VERYLONG STAIRCASE.

[SCREAMING]

MEOW.

JAKE LONG, TO THEPRINCIPAL'S OFFICE,

NOW!

AW, MAN.

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