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YO, G, THANKS FOR GETTINGME OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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MOM'S JUST STRAIGHT BUGGIN'OVER HER BIG CATERING GIG.
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I TRIED TO GOIN THE KITCHEN,AND SHE ABOUT FROSTED ME.
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HEY, KID, YOU STILLGOT A LITTLE BIT.
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EH, RIGHT THERE.
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THAT SHOULD NOTCONCERN YOU NOW, JAKE.
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WHAT? MY MIND'SALL OVER THIS MISSION.
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WH--WHAT ARE WEGOING AFTER AGAIN?
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WHO LOVE TODISMANTLE MACHINERYAND MECHANICAL DEVICES
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BUT THEY'RE NOT SO GOODAT RE-MANTLING AFTER,
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SO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM.
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[SCOFFS]NO PROBLEM.
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JUST TELL MEWHERE THIS GREMLIN IS
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AND HOW BAD A SMACK-DRAGONYOU WANT ME TO LAY ON IT.
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YOU CANNOT DEFEATEVERY FOE WITHDRAGON SMACKS, JAKE.
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DID YOU BRING THECD PLAYER LIKE I ASKED?
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POW! EVEN BETTER!
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I BROUGHTTHE M.P. BLASTER 3000.
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FRESH AND BRAND NEW!
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HYAH! I CANNOTPLAY THIS ON THAT!
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THE HUBBA HUBBA HULA?
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Fu: BY LUAU LEGENDELVIS KAMEHAMEHA.
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IT'S A KARAOKE CLASSIC.
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GRAMPS, YOU KNOWI CAN'T BE SEENWITH MUSIC THIS WHACK.
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WHAT'S THIS HAVE TO DOWITH GREMLINS?
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IT'S THE ONLY WAYTO DEFEAT THEM.
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NOT THAT YOU'LL BEDEFEATING ANYONE TODAY
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SINCE YOU LEFTYOUR CD PLAYER AT HOME!
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DON'T HAVEA CABBAGE, GRAMPS.
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AND IF YOU NEED A CABBAGE,I GOT THAT, TOO.
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YO, FU, I DON'T KNOWWHERE THIS HAS BEEN.
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'CAUSE I DON'T THINKYOU WANT TO GO THERE,MR. SAME SOCKS.
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Grandpa: GIVE METHE CD PLAYER. HMM.
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[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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THIS WILL HAVE TO DO.
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NOW, WHEN IGIVE THE WORD,
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FU DOG WILLCREATE A DIVERSION.
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THEN, AND ONLY THEN--
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LOOK.THERE'S A TRAIN COMING.
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OK, WAS NOW THE WORD?'CAUSE I DIDN'T GETTHAT E-MAIL.
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FU DOG!SHEESH.
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WE'VE GOT TO WORK OUTA HAND SIGNAL.
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THE OLD INJURED PUP ROUTINEOUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
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YIPE!
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[WHIMPERING]
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LOOK AT THE POOR PUPPY!
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PUPPY! PUPPY!
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PULL HIS TAIL!
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SO WHERE'S THE GREMLIN?
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IS HE ON THE TRAIN?
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WHOA! HEY!
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HE'S NOT ON THE TRAIN.
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HE'S DRIVING IT!
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HA HA HA! NEED FOR SPEED!
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? HE'S COOL ?
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? HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?
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? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ?
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? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?
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? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?
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? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?
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? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?
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? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?
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? BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?
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? REAL LIVE WIRE ?
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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DRAGON UP!
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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OH, OH, OH.WHOA!
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? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?
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? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?
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? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?
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? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?
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? THE THE "K"TO THE "E" ?
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? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?
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YA HEARD!
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JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!
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AW, MAN.
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JAKE, YOU FORGOTTHE CD PLAYER!
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Fu: OW! HEY, KID,
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THAT'S TAIL, NOT A TOY.
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BUT YOU DIDN'THEAR THAT FROM ME.
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HEH HEH. WOOF?
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[SNARLS]
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OOH, HOO, HOO! SPARKLE!
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OOH, HOO!
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GREMLINS ARE EXTREMELYDIFFICULT TO CAPTURE.
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THE BEST WAY TO CATCH ONEIS TO LULL IT TO SLEEP
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WITH THE SOOTHING SOUNDSOF SOFT ISLAND JAZZ.
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YOU JUST HAVE TOSING A FEW BARS--
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I DON'T WANTTHAT ELEVATOR MUSICANYWHERE NEAR ME.
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LET'S JUST STICKTO PLAN "J."
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WHAT IS PLAN "J"?!
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[GRUNTING]
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CRABBY LITTLE GRIPPER.
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AH...HA HA!
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WAIT FOR GRANDPA!
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[GRUNTING]
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AHA!
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WHAT'S UP?
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[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
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JAKE, USE THE MUSIC!
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WHAT THE--
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BYE-BYE, BOYS.
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AH! OOH! EEH! UNH!
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JAKE!
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[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
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[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
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WHOA!
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[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
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OY!
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[GRUNTING]
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HOT! HOT! HOT!WHOO-HOO! HOT!
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COME BACK HERE,YOU LITTLE--
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GINGERBREAD!HA HA HA HA HA!
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OH, NO! IT'S BAD!
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[GRUNTS]
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NOW WHAT DIDYOU DO? AAH!
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[SCREECHING]
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BYE-BYE.
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HA HA!
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HA...
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
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WE BETTER GO. HURRY.
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AT LEAST THE GREMLINPROBLEM IS HISTORY.
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GOOD. WHERE IS IT?OH, IT'S GONE.
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HUH? YOU MEANIT GOT AWAY?
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I MEAN IT GOT DEFEATED.
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YOU LET IT ESCAPE?
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I LET IT KNOWWHO'S BOSS.
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IT'S STILL ON THE LOOSE?
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STILL RUNNING, GRAMPS!
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JAKE![SPEAKING CHINESE]
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AH! WHAT'S THIS?
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A GIZMO! HA!
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WHAT UP, POPS?
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AH-AH-AH! DON'T GOIN THE KITCHEN.
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YOUR MOM'SMAKING MUSHROOM CAPS
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Man, on television:THIS IS GONNA BE THEWEDDING OF THE YEAR.
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MAYBE THE CENTURY.COOL.
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I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOINGIN MY ROOM?
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STAYING OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
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WANNA HEAR A HAIKU?
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JAKE'S ROOM IS DIRTY.
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MOLDY SANDWICHES ABOUND.
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HE LIVES LIKE A PIG.
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OUT!DOES THAT MEAN
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YOU DON'T WANT TOHEAR THE SONNET?
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HOW WAS YOUR MISSIONWITH GRANDPA?
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WAS IT FUN?WAS IT DANGEROUS?
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DID YOU DESTROY ANYTHINGYOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO?
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[SIGHS]
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WE NEVER TALK ANYMORE.
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FINALLY, A LITTLEPEACE AND QUIET
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AND A LITTLE BUMPIN THE TRUNK.
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AAH![SCREECHING]
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[SCREECH]
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[BOING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[RING]
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Woman, on telephone:HI, IS YOUR MOM THERE?
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Man, on television:SOAP STARS THAD AND JASMA,
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JAKE, DON'T GET--NO! DON'T--[SIGHS]
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I TRIED.
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I THINK ONE OF YOUR CATERERSIS ON THE PHONE.
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HELLO?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,BJORN ISN'T THERE YET?
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Inga: SORRY, BOSS.HE'S STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
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THERE WAS A BIG ACCIDENTON THE SUBWAY.
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THE WHOLE UPTOWN LINEIS SHUT DOWN.
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OH, NO! I WRECKEDMY MOM'S RECEPTION!
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NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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THERE'S STILLTOO MUCH TO DO HERE!
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YO, MOM! I CAN HELPIF YOU WANT.
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UH, HOLD ON, INGA.
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[ECHOING]I CAN HELP...
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WHOA! HEH HEH.
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EXCUSE ME.PARDON ME. OH!
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HEY, IS THISBUTTER CREME FROSTING?
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[SLURPS]
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YO, DOES THIS THING WORK?
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OOH.
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OH. I WAS JUST THINKINGABOUT THE LAST TIMEYOU HELPED ME OUT.
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OH, INGA, PLEASE!
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YOU HAVE TO TAKE OVERUNTIL I CAN GET THERE.
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I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
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YOU CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST MEBECAUSE I MESSED UPTHAT ONE TIME.
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IT WAS 6 TIMES.
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YEAH, BUT IT WASALL IN ONE NIGHT.
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AND I'M NOT HOLDING ITAGAINST YOU, JAKE.
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I'M SURE YOU'LL BEA BIG HELP.
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IT'S JUST THAT, UH...
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I WOULDN'T KNOWWHAT TO HAVE YOU...
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I KNOW! KEEP AN EYEON THE OVEN
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WHILE I FAX A MENUOVER TO THE HOTEL.
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THAT'S IT?
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THE MUSHROOM CAPSWILL BE DONE INEXACTLY ONE MINUTE.
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CONGRATULATIONSON YOUR NEW JOB, JAKE.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S OK IF YOUWANT TO ASK ME FOR HELP.
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I KNOW. I'LL JUST BERIGHT HERE IF YOU DO.
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NOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTOTHIS THING?
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[STAMMERING]
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OOH! COOK PLACE! HA!
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YAH, YAH, YAH!FOOD! GOOD FOOD!
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FOOD! YAH!
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HA HA!
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[GIGGLING]
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WHOO!
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THAT'S GOTTA BE ABOUTA MINUTE. WHAT THE...
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HUH?
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WHAT?
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AAH!
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[SPITS]
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[SMACKS LIPS]
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[SPARKINGAND HISSING]
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HEY! OCCUPIED!
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HEY!
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[GRUNTS]
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[DING-DONG]
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I'LL GET IT.
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THAT'S ODD.
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[DING-DONG]
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I'LL GET IT!
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HONEY, ARE YOUGONNA GET THAT?
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YAY!
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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IT'S A GREMLIN.HELP ME FIND IT.
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I DON'T KNOW,BUT WE HAVE TO CATCH IT
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BEFORE MOM FINDS OUTI LET IT IN.
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YOU LET IT IN?
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I MEAN IT GOT IN ON ITS OWN.
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WHY DON'T YOUJUST GRAB IT?
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IT'S SLIPPERY, ALL RIGHT?
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ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
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WHAT'S IT DOINGTO THE TOASTER?
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DON'T! NO!
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WHAT ABOUT A MASON JARWITH HOLES IN THE LIDFOR VENTILATION?
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WHAT? HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP?
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WHAT IS ALL THE HULLABALOO?
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SWEET MOTHEROF INVENTION!
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WELL, LOOKAT THE BRIGHT--OK, I'LL JUST BE QUIET.
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Mom: JACOB LUKE LONG!
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OOPS.
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[MUMBLING]
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HERE. TRY THIS.
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[MUTTERING]
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AH, HA!
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SPECIAL ON AISLE SIZZIX.PICKLED GREMLINS.
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GET IT? 'CAUSE NOW,YOU'RE IN A PICKLE. HA HA!
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THERE?
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YOUR MOTHER'S MUSHROOM CAPSARE RUINED.
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SO, YOU THREW THEMAGAINST THE WALLAND DESTROYED THE KITCHEN?
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TECHNICALLY, YES.
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I WOULDN'T WANT TO BEIN YOUR SHOES RIGHT NOW,LITTLE MISTER. NO, SIR.
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WHAT ON EARTHWERE YOU THINKING?
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OH, NEVER MIND.I DON'T HAVE TIMETO ARGUE ABOUT THIS NOW.
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I HAVE TO LOAD UP THE CARAND GET TO THE HOTEL.
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OH, THIS IS TURNINGINTO THE WORST DAY EVER!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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AT LEAST YOU'REOUT OF THE PICTURE.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Man, French accent:HOTEL POUBELLE.
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ON WHETHER THE WEDDINGOF MONSIEUR THADAND MADEMOISELLE JASMA
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IS TAKING PLACE IN OUR GRANDTERRACE BALLROOM TONIGHT.
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OOPS. I SAID TOO MUCH.
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I'D BRING THIS TO G's SHOPMYSELF, BUT MOMS NEEDS MY HELP.
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DON'T WORRY.I'LL GET THIS LITTLE GUYTO THE BIG GUY.
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YOU JUST MAKE SURE NOTHINGGOES WRONG WITH THADAND JASMA'S BIG WEDDING.
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AFTER ALL THOSE 2HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER,
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DON'T THEY DESERVEA MOMENT OF HAPPINESS?
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AW! DON'T THEY?
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UH, YEAH.
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I GOTTA GO.
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[CRYING]
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OH, I SWORE I WASN'T GONNACRY IN FRONT OF THE GREMLIN!
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[SOBBING]
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AW, PRETTY PUPPY.
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THIS ISTHE TERRACE BALLROOMWHERE, AS YOU CAN SEE,
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YOUR CAPABLE STAFFIS ALREADY HARD AT WORK.
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THANK YOU.I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
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HELLO, EVERYBODY.SORRY I'M LATE.
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IT'S OK, BOSS.WE'RE ALMOST DONE SETTING UP.
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OH, SVEN, INGA,YOU DID IT!
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EVERYTHING LOOKSFABULOUS.
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[FOREIGN ACCENT]WE KNEW YOU WERE COUNTINGON US,
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SO WE DIDN'T WANTTO LET YOU DOWN.
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Inga: PLUS,YOU COULD FIRE US.
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LET'S GO AHEAD AND LIGHTTHE TIKI TORCHES, THEN.
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AND I THINK THE CAKEIS A LITTLE TOO CLOSETO THE KARAOKE STAGE.
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YOU WANT METO HELPWITH THE CAKE?
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I MEAN, UH, WHY DON'T YOUGO DOWN TO THE COPY CENTER
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AND SEE IF THEY GOTTHE MENUS I FAXED OVER?
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[SIGHS]JAKE--
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EVERYONE, COME QUICK!
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THE WEDDING IS STARTING!THE WEDDING IS STARTING!
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YAY!
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I LOVE TV WEDDINGS.
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TV announcer:ON TV, THEY PLAYSTAR-CROSSED HEARTTHROBS
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JASMA SINCEREAND THAD WILFORD CHASE.
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BUT TONIGHT, HEARTSWILL THROB FOR REAL
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AS THEY TAKE THAT UNSCRIPTEDWALK DOWN THE AISLE.
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[GIGGLES]WE LOVE YOU!
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THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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Both: MAKING COPIES.
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JINX!
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ANOTHER JINX!
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[COPIER WHINES]
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OH! MORE OF ME.
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PROBABLY THINKS I'LL WRECKTHE PLACE
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IF SHE LETS ME DO ANYTHING.
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WHAT THE?
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WHERE DID ALL Y'ALL COME FROM?
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
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DRAGON UP!
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HI!HEY.
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WHAT THE?
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TV announcer:THE BRIDE IS RESPLENDENT
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JUST LIKE THE ONE SHE WOREIN THE EPISODE WHERE THADFOUND OUT JASMA'S BABY
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IS REALLY AN ALIEN-HYBRIDIMPLANTED BY A COVERTAGENCY.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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[JABBERING]
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DEARLY BELOVED,
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WE ARE GATHEREDHERE TODAY
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TO GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH.CAN YOU SIGN MY COLLAR?
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I AM SUCH A BIG FAN!
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LOOK!LET'S GO THERE.
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YOU DON'T GETS NO CAKE, BOY.
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HUH?
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TEST, TEST, TEST.
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LOOKIN' AT YOU.
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RAISE 'EM UP.
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BOO. BOO.
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WHAT THE?
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[YAWNS]
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[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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? OH, THE HUBBA HUBBA HULAIS A HULA THAT YOU DO ?
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? WHEN YOU MEET A GIRL-AWHO YOU'RE GONNA LOVE-A,LOVE A LOT ?
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OH, MY EYES!
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HEY, FU. I DIDN'THEAR YOU COME IN.
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUYAND THEN THIS.
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NEVER MIND THAT.WHERE IS THE GREMLIN?
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WE MUST KEEP IT AWAYFROM ANY TECHNOLOGY.
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OOH. PROBABLYSHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT ITTO AN ELECTRONICS SHOP THEN.
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HE HE. EWW.
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[GREMLINS JABBERING]
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[INDISTINCT]
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HA HA! ONE DOWN AND--
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2 MILLIONOF YOU GUYS, MAN!
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HMM?
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WE'RE MISSINGTHE "I DOs"!
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HMM.
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HMM. WHAT'SIT DO?I DON'T KNOW.
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EMERGENCY SOMETHING.DO SOMETHING.
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TOUCH.
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[LAUGHING]
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OH, AND ONE MORE.
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THANKS SO MUCH.
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NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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DO I TAKETHIS WOMAN?
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DO YOU, THAD...
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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OOH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
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WE RENTED THE BALLROOMON THE ROOF
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SO LET'S JUSTHEAD UPSTAIRSIN AN ORDERLY FASHION.
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THE GUESTS AREON THEIR WAY.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,BATTLE STATIONS.
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[ALL GASP]
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OH, MY.
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I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN.
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AHH...
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[MAKING RAP NOISES]
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WHAT HAPPENED OUT HERE?
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YO, MOM, IT WASN'T ME.
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IT WAS THE GREMLINS!
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THEY'RE PESKY.TOTALLY PESKY!
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YOU BROUGHT GREMLINSTO MY RECEPTION?!
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NO!
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WELL, MAYBE,
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BUT NOT ON ON PURPOSE.
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OH, JAKE, THISREALLY TAKES THE CAKE.
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AAH! OH!
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OK, I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,BUT I CAN FIX IT.
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NO! YOU'RE NOTFIXING ANYTHING.
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YOU'RE NOT HELPING.YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING.
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YOU'RE NOTEVEN BREATHING.
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DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
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HUH?
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OH--OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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NO BREATHING.
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SVEN, UTE,STOP THAT THING.
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INGA, YOU'VE GOT5 MINUTES
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TO MAKE THIS PLACEFABULOUS AGAIN.
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I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRSTO TRY AND STOP THEGUESTS FROM COMING UP.
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All:YOU GOT IT, BOSS!
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AND YOU...
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[INHALES]
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[EXHALES]
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EAR OF THE DRAGON!
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[GREMLINS BABBLING]
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I GOTTA GO.
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WHEN ARE WEGONNA GET THERE?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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ALL RIGHT,THERE'S NO WAY OUT.
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AND I'M NOT PLAYINGNO MORE!
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I WANT ALL Y'ALLTO SURRENDER NOW!
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AND--AND GET INTHIS BAG.
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All: WHOO-HOO!
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WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
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HA! THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU'RE MESSING WITHTHE AM-DRAG NOW!
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'CAUSE WHENI SAY JUMP--
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Gremlins: JUMP!WHAT THE--
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WHOO-HOO!
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GOING DOWN!
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WHEN ARE WEGONNA GET THERE?
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OH, HI!
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I'M THE RECEPTIONPLANNER.
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YOU MUST BETHE HAPPY COUPLE.
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WE ARE NOT HAPPY YET.
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AS SOON AS WEGET THEM UP TOTHAT NICE DRY ROOFTOP.
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UH, THAT'S THE THING.THE ROOFTOP?
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IT'S NOT QUITE READY.
431
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I'M NOT STAYINGIN THIS STAIRWELLONE MORE MINUTE!
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COME ON!
433
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BUT--OH!
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THIS IS TOTALLYOUT OF CONTROL...
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[ALARMS WAILING]
436
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AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
437
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MORE THAN ONE CD PLAYERIN THIS PLACE,
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BUT NO!
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EH! JUST FIX IT ALREADY!
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WHAA! YAH!
441
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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WHERE'S GRANDPA?THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
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UH, GRAMPS,JAKE-TASTROPHE, LINE ONE.
444
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JAKE! WHAT'S WRONG?
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YES! YOU MUSTSERENADE THEM WITHTHE HUBBA HUBBA HULA.
446
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IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
447
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
448
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THERE'S TOO MANYOF THEM NOW,
449
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AND THEY'RE ALLOVER TIMES SQUARE.
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I'D HAVE TOHAVE A...
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BIG SCREEN TV ANDA KARAOKE MACHINE.
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BUT EVEN IFI HAD ALL THAT,
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THAT SONG IS JUSTTOO EMBARRASSING.
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KID, IF YOU DON'TFIND A WAY TO DO THIS,
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YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONEWHO'S GONNA BE EMBARRASSED.
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THIS IS THE WORST WEDDINGI'VE EVER BEEN IN!
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AND THAT INCLUDESTHE TIME
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I WAS KIDNAPPED BY AMAZONSDURING SWEEPS.
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OH, YEAH? HEH HEH.WELL, I'D RATHERBE MARRIED
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ON A SINKINGOCEAN LINER,LIKE I WAS LAST SEASON,
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THAN LISTEN TO ANYMOREOF YOUR WHINING!
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I'LL SEE TO ITTHAT YOU NEVER CATERIN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
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EVER!
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BUT--NOT EVER!
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FU, I'VE GOT TO GO.
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00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,803
MY MOM NEEDS ME.
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DRAGON UP!
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00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,447
MY WEDDING IS INCOMPLETE SHAMBLES.
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OH, EVERY BRIDEFEELS THAT WAY.
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BUT SOMEDAY YOU'LLLOOK BACK ON THIS AND--
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OH, NO.
472
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WHAZZUP, NEW YORK CITY!
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JAKE LONG IS IN THE HOUSE!
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00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,296
JAKE, WHAT DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING?
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MAKING A COMPLETEFOOL OF MYSELF
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ON NATIONAL TV.
477
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:04,403
WELL, OK.
478
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,871
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
479
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,473
THIS IS A VERY SPECIALLOVE SONG
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GOING OUTTO JASMA AND THAD
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AND TO ALL YOUMUSIC LOVERS OUT THERE.
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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
483
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COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
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IT'S GOT TO BE HERE.
485
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YEAH!
486
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[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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JAKE, USEDRAGON KARAOKE!
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? OH, THE HUBBA HUBBA HULA ?
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? WHEN YOU MEET A GIRL-AWHO YOU'RE GONNA ?
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? LOVE-A LOVE A LOT ?
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[YAWNS]
492
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OH, NO.
493
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,503
OH, THAD...
494
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OH, JASMA...
495
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WHAT?
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? ALOOH ?
497
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,879
? WITH A SMILE,IT'S AN ISLAND HELLO ?
498
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,282
Jake:ALOHA EH ?
499
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:54,353
? HUBBA HUBBAYOUR TROUBLES AWAY ?
500
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,821
IT'S THE SONGTHAT WAS PLAYING
501
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,222
IN THAT HOSPITALELEVATOR IN FIJI
502
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,824
ON THE NIGHTWE FIRST MET.
503
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,092
YOU WERE THERETO DONATE A KIDNEY
504
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,194
TO YOUR POLYNESIANHALF-SISTER'S EVIL CLONE,
505
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,096
AND I WAS THE EX-SHOWGIRLWHO PERFORMED THE OPERATION
506
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,199
WHEN THE REAL DOCTORFELL INTO A SUDDEN COMA.
507
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,433
[SIGHS]
508
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,935
DO YOU, JASMA,
509
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,169
TAKE YOU, THAD--
510
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,939
I'M GOING TOTAKE THAT AS A YES.
511
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,874
THAT SHOULD PUT EVERYGREMLIN IN THE CITY
512
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:19,778
CALL JAKE.TELL HIM HE CANSTOP SINGING NOW.
513
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:24,049
Jake: ? HUBBA HUBBAYOUR TROUBLES AWAY ?
514
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,217
[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]CHECK IT OUT!
515
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,053
? NYC WHAT HOWS YOU DO YA ?
516
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,389
? MY NAME'S JAKE,AND I'M IN THE HOU-YA ?
517
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,091
? VOLCANO'S HOT,BUT JAKEY-JAKE IS COOLER ?
518
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,259
? 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY ?
519
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:38,230
? YOU HUBBACHICKA-CHICKA HULA BABY ?
520
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,232
AH, JAKE,YOU DID IT!
521
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:44,536
YEAH, AFTERI MESSED IT ALL UPIN THE FIRST PLACE.
522
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,271
I WASN'T GOING TOMENTION THAT.
523
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,806
AND IF IT'SANY CONSOLATION,
524
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,442
I DON'T THINK YOULOOKED LIKE A FOOLAT ALL.
525
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,010
YEAH, BUT YOU'RENOT THE ONE
526
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,079
WHO HAS TO GOTO SCHOOL ON MONDAY.
527
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,947
[GIGGLES]
528
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,417
[ALL LAUGHING]
529
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,222
DRAGON OUT!
530
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,124
HEE HEE HEE!
531
00:22:06,174 --> 00:22:10,724
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