Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Ewe
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Ga
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Interlingua
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kurdish (Soranรฎ)
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lingala
Lithuanian
Lozi
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Nigerian Pidgin
Northern Sotho
Norwegian
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Occitan
Oriya
Oromo
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Punjabi
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Runyakitara
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Serbo-Croatian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Spanish (Latin American)
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Telugu
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Tshiluba
Tumbuka
Turkish
Turkmen
Twi
Uighur
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
YO, G, THANKS FOR GETTINGME OUT OF THE HOUSE.
MOM'S JUST STRAIGHT BUGGIN'OVER HER BIG CATERING GIG.
I TRIED TO GOIN THE KITCHEN,AND SHE ABOUT FROSTED ME.
HEY, KID, YOU STILLGOT A LITTLE BIT.
EH, RIGHT THERE.
THAT SHOULD NOTCONCERN YOU NOW, JAKE.
WHAT? MY MIND'SALL OVER THIS MISSION.
WH--WHAT ARE WEGOING AFTER AGAIN?
WHO LOVE TODISMANTLE MACHINERYAND MECHANICAL DEVICES
BUT THEY'RE NOT SO GOODAT RE-MANTLING AFTER,
SO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM.
[SCOFFS]NO PROBLEM.
JUST TELL MEWHERE THIS GREMLIN IS
AND HOW BAD A SMACK-DRAGONYOU WANT ME TO LAY ON IT.
YOU CANNOT DEFEATEVERY FOE WITHDRAGON SMACKS, JAKE.
DID YOU BRING THECD PLAYER LIKE I ASKED?
POW! EVEN BETTER!
I BROUGHTTHE M.P. BLASTER 3000.
FRESH AND BRAND NEW!
HYAH! I CANNOTPLAY THIS ON THAT!
THE HUBBA HUBBA HULA?
Fu: BY LUAU LEGENDELVIS KAMEHAMEHA.
IT'S A KARAOKE CLASSIC.
GRAMPS, YOU KNOWI CAN'T BE SEENWITH MUSIC THIS WHACK.
WHAT'S THIS HAVE TO DOWITH GREMLINS?
IT'S THE ONLY WAYTO DEFEAT THEM.
NOT THAT YOU'LL BEDEFEATING ANYONE TODAY
SINCE YOU LEFTYOUR CD PLAYER AT HOME!
DON'T HAVEA CABBAGE, GRAMPS.
AND IF YOU NEED A CABBAGE,I GOT THAT, TOO.
YO, FU, I DON'T KNOWWHERE THIS HAS BEEN.
'CAUSE I DON'T THINKYOU WANT TO GO THERE,MR. SAME SOCKS.
Grandpa: GIVE METHE CD PLAYER. HMM.
[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
THIS WILL HAVE TO DO.
NOW, WHEN IGIVE THE WORD,
FU DOG WILLCREATE A DIVERSION.
THEN, AND ONLY THEN--
LOOK.THERE'S A TRAIN COMING.
OK, WAS NOW THE WORD?'CAUSE I DIDN'T GETTHAT E-MAIL.
FU DOG!SHEESH.
WE'VE GOT TO WORK OUTA HAND SIGNAL.
THE OLD INJURED PUP ROUTINEOUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
YIPE!
[WHIMPERING]
LOOK AT THE POOR PUPPY!
PUPPY! PUPPY!
PULL HIS TAIL!
SO WHERE'S THE GREMLIN?
IS HE ON THE TRAIN?
WHOA! HEY!
HE'S NOT ON THE TRAIN.
HE'S DRIVING IT!
HA HA HA! NEED FOR SPEED!
? HE'S COOL ?
? HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?
? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ?
? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?
? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?
? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?
? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?
? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?
? BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?
? REAL LIVE WIRE ?
? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
DRAGON UP!
? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
OH, OH, OH.WHOA!
? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?
? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?
? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?
? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?
? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?
? THE THE "K"TO THE "E" ?
? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?
YA HEARD!
JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!
AW, MAN.
JAKE, YOU FORGOTTHE CD PLAYER!
Fu: OW! HEY, KID,
THAT'S TAIL, NOT A TOY.
BUT YOU DIDN'THEAR THAT FROM ME.
HEH HEH. WOOF?
[SNARLS]
OOH, HOO, HOO! SPARKLE!
OOH, HOO!
GREMLINS ARE EXTREMELYDIFFICULT TO CAPTURE.
THE BEST WAY TO CATCH ONEIS TO LULL IT TO SLEEP
WITH THE SOOTHING SOUNDSOF SOFT ISLAND JAZZ.
YOU JUST HAVE TOSING A FEW BARS--
I DON'T WANTTHAT ELEVATOR MUSICANYWHERE NEAR ME.
LET'S JUST STICKTO PLAN "J."
WHAT IS PLAN "J"?!
[GRUNTING]
CRABBY LITTLE GRIPPER.
AH...HA HA!
WAIT FOR GRANDPA!
[GRUNTING]
AHA!
WHAT'S UP?
[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
JAKE, USE THE MUSIC!
WHAT THE--
BYE-BYE, BOYS.
AH! OOH! EEH! UNH!
JAKE!
[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
WHOA!
[GREMLIN GRUMBLING]
OY!
[GRUNTING]
HOT! HOT! HOT!WHOO-HOO! HOT!
COME BACK HERE,YOU LITTLE--
GINGERBREAD!HA HA HA HA HA!
OH, NO! IT'S BAD!
[GRUNTS]
NOW WHAT DIDYOU DO? AAH!
[SCREECHING]
BYE-BYE.
HA HA!
HA...
DID YOU SEE THAT?
WE BETTER GO. HURRY.
AT LEAST THE GREMLINPROBLEM IS HISTORY.
GOOD. WHERE IS IT?OH, IT'S GONE.
HUH? YOU MEANIT GOT AWAY?
I MEAN IT GOT DEFEATED.
YOU LET IT ESCAPE?
I LET IT KNOWWHO'S BOSS.
IT'S STILL ON THE LOOSE?
STILL RUNNING, GRAMPS!
JAKE![SPEAKING CHINESE]
AH! WHAT'S THIS?
A GIZMO! HA!
WHAT UP, POPS?
AH-AH-AH! DON'T GOIN THE KITCHEN.
YOUR MOM'SMAKING MUSHROOM CAPS
Man, on television:THIS IS GONNA BE THEWEDDING OF THE YEAR.
MAYBE THE CENTURY.COOL.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOINGIN MY ROOM?
STAYING OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
WANNA HEAR A HAIKU?
JAKE'S ROOM IS DIRTY.
MOLDY SANDWICHES ABOUND.
HE LIVES LIKE A PIG.
OUT!DOES THAT MEAN
YOU DON'T WANT TOHEAR THE SONNET?
HOW WAS YOUR MISSIONWITH GRANDPA?
WAS IT FUN?WAS IT DANGEROUS?
DID YOU DESTROY ANYTHINGYOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO?
[SIGHS]
WE NEVER TALK ANYMORE.
FINALLY, A LITTLEPEACE AND QUIET
AND A LITTLE BUMPIN THE TRUNK.
AAH![SCREECHING]
[SCREECH]
[BOING]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
Woman, on telephone:HI, IS YOUR MOM THERE?
Man, on television:SOAP STARS THAD AND JASMA,
JAKE, DON'T GET--NO! DON'T--[SIGHS]
I TRIED.
I THINK ONE OF YOUR CATERERSIS ON THE PHONE.
HELLO?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,BJORN ISN'T THERE YET?
Inga: SORRY, BOSS.HE'S STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
THERE WAS A BIG ACCIDENTON THE SUBWAY.
THE WHOLE UPTOWN LINEIS SHUT DOWN.
OH, NO! I WRECKEDMY MOM'S RECEPTION!
NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
THERE'S STILLTOO MUCH TO DO HERE!
YO, MOM! I CAN HELPIF YOU WANT.
UH, HOLD ON, INGA.
[ECHOING]I CAN HELP...
WHOA! HEH HEH.
EXCUSE ME.PARDON ME. OH!
HEY, IS THISBUTTER CREME FROSTING?
[SLURPS]
YO, DOES THIS THING WORK?
OOH.
OH. I WAS JUST THINKINGABOUT THE LAST TIMEYOU HELPED ME OUT.
OH, INGA, PLEASE!
YOU HAVE TO TAKE OVERUNTIL I CAN GET THERE.
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
YOU CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST MEBECAUSE I MESSED UPTHAT ONE TIME.
IT WAS 6 TIMES.
YEAH, BUT IT WASALL IN ONE NIGHT.
AND I'M NOT HOLDING ITAGAINST YOU, JAKE.
I'M SURE YOU'LL BEA BIG HELP.
IT'S JUST THAT, UH...
I WOULDN'T KNOWWHAT TO HAVE YOU...
I KNOW! KEEP AN EYEON THE OVEN
WHILE I FAX A MENUOVER TO THE HOTEL.
THAT'S IT?
THE MUSHROOM CAPSWILL BE DONE INEXACTLY ONE MINUTE.
CONGRATULATIONSON YOUR NEW JOB, JAKE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S OK IF YOUWANT TO ASK ME FOR HELP.
I KNOW. I'LL JUST BERIGHT HERE IF YOU DO.
NOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTOTHIS THING?
[STAMMERING]
OOH! COOK PLACE! HA!
YAH, YAH, YAH!FOOD! GOOD FOOD!
FOOD! YAH!
HA HA!
[GIGGLING]
WHOO!
THAT'S GOTTA BE ABOUTA MINUTE. WHAT THE...
HUH?
WHAT?
AAH!
[SPITS]
[SMACKS LIPS]
[SPARKINGAND HISSING]
HEY! OCCUPIED!
HEY!
[GRUNTS]
[DING-DONG]
I'LL GET IT.
THAT'S ODD.
[DING-DONG]
I'LL GET IT!
HONEY, ARE YOUGONNA GET THAT?
YAY!
WHAT WAS THAT?
IT'S A GREMLIN.HELP ME FIND IT.
I DON'T KNOW,BUT WE HAVE TO CATCH IT
BEFORE MOM FINDS OUTI LET IT IN.
YOU LET IT IN?
I MEAN IT GOT IN ON ITS OWN.
WHY DON'T YOUJUST GRAB IT?
IT'S SLIPPERY, ALL RIGHT?
ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
WHAT'S IT DOINGTO THE TOASTER?
DON'T! NO!
WHAT ABOUT A MASON JARWITH HOLES IN THE LIDFOR VENTILATION?
WHAT? HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP?
WHAT IS ALL THE HULLABALOO?
SWEET MOTHEROF INVENTION!
WELL, LOOKAT THE BRIGHT--OK, I'LL JUST BE QUIET.
Mom: JACOB LUKE LONG!
OOPS.
[MUMBLING]
HERE. TRY THIS.
[MUTTERING]
AH, HA!
SPECIAL ON AISLE SIZZIX.PICKLED GREMLINS.
GET IT? 'CAUSE NOW,YOU'RE IN A PICKLE. HA HA!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THERE?
YOUR MOTHER'S MUSHROOM CAPSARE RUINED.
SO, YOU THREW THEMAGAINST THE WALLAND DESTROYED THE KITCHEN?
TECHNICALLY, YES.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BEIN YOUR SHOES RIGHT NOW,LITTLE MISTER. NO, SIR.
WHAT ON EARTHWERE YOU THINKING?
OH, NEVER MIND.I DON'T HAVE TIMETO ARGUE ABOUT THIS NOW.
I HAVE TO LOAD UP THE CARAND GET TO THE HOTEL.
OH, THIS IS TURNINGINTO THE WORST DAY EVER!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
AT LEAST YOU'REOUT OF THE PICTURE.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
Man, French accent:HOTEL POUBELLE.
ON WHETHER THE WEDDINGOF MONSIEUR THADAND MADEMOISELLE JASMA
IS TAKING PLACE IN OUR GRANDTERRACE BALLROOM TONIGHT.
OOPS. I SAID TOO MUCH.
I'D BRING THIS TO G's SHOPMYSELF, BUT MOMS NEEDS MY HELP.
DON'T WORRY.I'LL GET THIS LITTLE GUYTO THE BIG GUY.
YOU JUST MAKE SURE NOTHINGGOES WRONG WITH THADAND JASMA'S BIG WEDDING.
AFTER ALL THOSE 2HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER,
DON'T THEY DESERVEA MOMENT OF HAPPINESS?
AW! DON'T THEY?
UH, YEAH.
I GOTTA GO.
[CRYING]
OH, I SWORE I WASN'T GONNACRY IN FRONT OF THE GREMLIN!
[SOBBING]
AW, PRETTY PUPPY.
THIS ISTHE TERRACE BALLROOMWHERE, AS YOU CAN SEE,
YOUR CAPABLE STAFFIS ALREADY HARD AT WORK.
THANK YOU.I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
HELLO, EVERYBODY.SORRY I'M LATE.
IT'S OK, BOSS.WE'RE ALMOST DONE SETTING UP.
OH, SVEN, INGA,YOU DID IT!
EVERYTHING LOOKSFABULOUS.
[FOREIGN ACCENT]WE KNEW YOU WERE COUNTINGON US,
SO WE DIDN'T WANTTO LET YOU DOWN.
Inga: PLUS,YOU COULD FIRE US.
LET'S GO AHEAD AND LIGHTTHE TIKI TORCHES, THEN.
AND I THINK THE CAKEIS A LITTLE TOO CLOSETO THE KARAOKE STAGE.
YOU WANT METO HELPWITH THE CAKE?
I MEAN, UH, WHY DON'T YOUGO DOWN TO THE COPY CENTER
AND SEE IF THEY GOTTHE MENUS I FAXED OVER?
[SIGHS]JAKE--
EVERYONE, COME QUICK!
THE WEDDING IS STARTING!THE WEDDING IS STARTING!
YAY!
I LOVE TV WEDDINGS.
TV announcer:ON TV, THEY PLAYSTAR-CROSSED HEARTTHROBS
JASMA SINCEREAND THAD WILFORD CHASE.
BUT TONIGHT, HEARTSWILL THROB FOR REAL
AS THEY TAKE THAT UNSCRIPTEDWALK DOWN THE AISLE.
[GIGGLES]WE LOVE YOU!
THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Both: MAKING COPIES.
JINX!
ANOTHER JINX!
[COPIER WHINES]
OH! MORE OF ME.
PROBABLY THINKS I'LL WRECKTHE PLACE
IF SHE LETS ME DO ANYTHING.
WHAT THE?
WHERE DID ALL Y'ALL COME FROM?
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
DRAGON UP!
HI!HEY.
WHAT THE?
TV announcer:THE BRIDE IS RESPLENDENT
JUST LIKE THE ONE SHE WOREIN THE EPISODE WHERE THADFOUND OUT JASMA'S BABY
IS REALLY AN ALIEN-HYBRIDIMPLANTED BY A COVERTAGENCY.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
[JABBERING]
DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHEREDHERE TODAY
TO GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH.CAN YOU SIGN MY COLLAR?
I AM SUCH A BIG FAN!
LOOK!LET'S GO THERE.
YOU DON'T GETS NO CAKE, BOY.
HUH?
TEST, TEST, TEST.
LOOKIN' AT YOU.
RAISE 'EM UP.
BOO. BOO.
WHAT THE?
[YAWNS]
[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
? OH, THE HUBBA HUBBA HULAIS A HULA THAT YOU DO ?
? WHEN YOU MEET A GIRL-AWHO YOU'RE GONNA LOVE-A,LOVE A LOT ?
OH, MY EYES!
HEY, FU. I DIDN'THEAR YOU COME IN.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUYAND THEN THIS.
NEVER MIND THAT.WHERE IS THE GREMLIN?
WE MUST KEEP IT AWAYFROM ANY TECHNOLOGY.
OOH. PROBABLYSHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT ITTO AN ELECTRONICS SHOP THEN.
HE HE. EWW.
[GREMLINS JABBERING]
[INDISTINCT]
HA HA! ONE DOWN AND--
2 MILLIONOF YOU GUYS, MAN!
HMM?
WE'RE MISSINGTHE "I DOs"!
HMM.
HMM. WHAT'SIT DO?I DON'T KNOW.
EMERGENCY SOMETHING.DO SOMETHING.
TOUCH.
[LAUGHING]
OH, AND ONE MORE.
THANKS SO MUCH.
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
DO I TAKETHIS WOMAN?
DO YOU, THAD...
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
OOH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
WE RENTED THE BALLROOMON THE ROOF
SO LET'S JUSTHEAD UPSTAIRSIN AN ORDERLY FASHION.
THE GUESTS AREON THEIR WAY.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,BATTLE STATIONS.
[ALL GASP]
OH, MY.
I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN.
AHH...
[MAKING RAP NOISES]
WHAT HAPPENED OUT HERE?
YO, MOM, IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS THE GREMLINS!
THEY'RE PESKY.TOTALLY PESKY!
YOU BROUGHT GREMLINSTO MY RECEPTION?!
NO!
WELL, MAYBE,
BUT NOT ON ON PURPOSE.
OH, JAKE, THISREALLY TAKES THE CAKE.
AAH! OH!
OK, I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,BUT I CAN FIX IT.
NO! YOU'RE NOTFIXING ANYTHING.
YOU'RE NOT HELPING.YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING.
YOU'RE NOTEVEN BREATHING.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
HUH?
OH--OH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
NO BREATHING.
SVEN, UTE,STOP THAT THING.
INGA, YOU'VE GOT5 MINUTES
TO MAKE THIS PLACEFABULOUS AGAIN.
I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRSTO TRY AND STOP THEGUESTS FROM COMING UP.
All:YOU GOT IT, BOSS!
AND YOU...
[INHALES]
[EXHALES]
EAR OF THE DRAGON!
[GREMLINS BABBLING]
I GOTTA GO.
WHEN ARE WEGONNA GET THERE?
[ALL LAUGHING]
ALL RIGHT,THERE'S NO WAY OUT.
AND I'M NOT PLAYINGNO MORE!
I WANT ALL Y'ALLTO SURRENDER NOW!
AND--AND GET INTHIS BAG.
All: WHOO-HOO!
WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
HA! THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE MESSING WITHTHE AM-DRAG NOW!
'CAUSE WHENI SAY JUMP--
Gremlins: JUMP!WHAT THE--
WHOO-HOO!
GOING DOWN!
WHEN ARE WEGONNA GET THERE?
OH, HI!
I'M THE RECEPTIONPLANNER.
YOU MUST BETHE HAPPY COUPLE.
WE ARE NOT HAPPY YET.
AS SOON AS WEGET THEM UP TOTHAT NICE DRY ROOFTOP.
UH, THAT'S THE THING.THE ROOFTOP?
IT'S NOT QUITE READY.
I'M NOT STAYINGIN THIS STAIRWELLONE MORE MINUTE!
COME ON!
BUT--OH!
THIS IS TOTALLYOUT OF CONTROL...
[ALARMS WAILING]
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
MORE THAN ONE CD PLAYERIN THIS PLACE,
BUT NO!
EH! JUST FIX IT ALREADY!
WHAA! YAH!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WHERE'S GRANDPA?THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
UH, GRAMPS,JAKE-TASTROPHE, LINE ONE.
JAKE! WHAT'S WRONG?
YES! YOU MUSTSERENADE THEM WITHTHE HUBBA HUBBA HULA.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
THERE'S TOO MANYOF THEM NOW,
AND THEY'RE ALLOVER TIMES SQUARE.
I'D HAVE TOHAVE A...
BIG SCREEN TV ANDA KARAOKE MACHINE.
BUT EVEN IFI HAD ALL THAT,
THAT SONG IS JUSTTOO EMBARRASSING.
KID, IF YOU DON'TFIND A WAY TO DO THIS,
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONEWHO'S GONNA BE EMBARRASSED.
THIS IS THE WORST WEDDINGI'VE EVER BEEN IN!
AND THAT INCLUDESTHE TIME
I WAS KIDNAPPED BY AMAZONSDURING SWEEPS.
OH, YEAH? HEH HEH.WELL, I'D RATHERBE MARRIED
ON A SINKINGOCEAN LINER,LIKE I WAS LAST SEASON,
THAN LISTEN TO ANYMOREOF YOUR WHINING!
I'LL SEE TO ITTHAT YOU NEVER CATERIN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
EVER!
BUT--NOT EVER!
FU, I'VE GOT TO GO.
MY MOM NEEDS ME.
DRAGON UP!
MY WEDDING IS INCOMPLETE SHAMBLES.
OH, EVERY BRIDEFEELS THAT WAY.
BUT SOMEDAY YOU'LLLOOK BACK ON THIS AND--
OH, NO.
WHAZZUP, NEW YORK CITY!
JAKE LONG IS IN THE HOUSE!
JAKE, WHAT DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING?
MAKING A COMPLETEFOOL OF MYSELF
ON NATIONAL TV.
WELL, OK.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
THIS IS A VERY SPECIALLOVE SONG
GOING OUTTO JASMA AND THAD
AND TO ALL YOUMUSIC LOVERS OUT THERE.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
IT'S GOT TO BE HERE.
YEAH!
[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
JAKE, USEDRAGON KARAOKE!
? OH, THE HUBBA HUBBA HULA ?
? WHEN YOU MEET A GIRL-AWHO YOU'RE GONNA ?
? LOVE-A LOVE A LOT ?
[YAWNS]
OH, NO.
OH, THAD...
OH, JASMA...
WHAT?
? ALOOH ?
? WITH A SMILE,IT'S AN ISLAND HELLO ?
Jake:ALOHA EH ?
? HUBBA HUBBAYOUR TROUBLES AWAY ?
IT'S THE SONGTHAT WAS PLAYING
IN THAT HOSPITALELEVATOR IN FIJI
ON THE NIGHTWE FIRST MET.
YOU WERE THERETO DONATE A KIDNEY
TO YOUR POLYNESIANHALF-SISTER'S EVIL CLONE,
AND I WAS THE EX-SHOWGIRLWHO PERFORMED THE OPERATION
WHEN THE REAL DOCTORFELL INTO A SUDDEN COMA.
[SIGHS]
DO YOU, JASMA,
TAKE YOU, THAD--
I'M GOING TOTAKE THAT AS A YES.
THAT SHOULD PUT EVERYGREMLIN IN THE CITY
CALL JAKE.TELL HIM HE CANSTOP SINGING NOW.
Jake: ? HUBBA HUBBAYOUR TROUBLES AWAY ?
[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]CHECK IT OUT!
? NYC WHAT HOWS YOU DO YA ?
? MY NAME'S JAKE,AND I'M IN THE HOU-YA ?
? VOLCANO'S HOT,BUT JAKEY-JAKE IS COOLER ?
? 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY ?
? YOU HUBBACHICKA-CHICKA HULA BABY ?
AH, JAKE,YOU DID IT!
YEAH, AFTERI MESSED IT ALL UPIN THE FIRST PLACE.
I WASN'T GOING TOMENTION THAT.
AND IF IT'SANY CONSOLATION,
I DON'T THINK YOULOOKED LIKE A FOOLAT ALL.
YEAH, BUT YOU'RENOT THE ONE
WHO HAS TO GOTO SCHOOL ON MONDAY.
[GIGGLES]
[ALL LAUGHING]
DRAGON OUT!
HEE HEE HEE!
Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.