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[IRISH ACCENT]A GOOD NIGHT TO YOU ALL.

NEXT TIME THE CORNED BEEF'SON ME, DON'T YOU KNOW?

HA HA HA HA!

OH!

TOP OF THE EVENIN'TO YOU, LASSIE.

AND WHAT MIGHTYOUR NAME BE?

MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION.

OH, MAL FUNCTION.

WOULD THAT BE SHORTFOR MALLORY THEN?

[WHISTLE]

AH, IS ITJUST ME, LASS,

OR ARE YOU SENSIN'SPARKS BETWEEN US?

I THINK YOU'VE FALLENFOR OUR HUNTING DECOY.

WE USE IT TO LURE OUTOUR PREY.

AND DESPITETHE MALFUNCTION,

IT APPEARSTO HAVE WORKED.

NOW HAND OVERTHE GOLD, LEPRECHAUN.

OOH!

BUT GOLD-DIGGINGDEFINITELY DROPS YOU

A FEW POINTSON THE "HOT METER."

YOU'RE THE ONEABOUT TO BE DROPPED,DRAGON BOY.

FINISH HIM!

HI-YAH!

HA!

HEY-YAH!

HA!UH!

HA HA!

AAH HA!

YAH!

WHAA!

NIGHT 739 OF URBANNOCTURNAL SURVEILLANCE.

STILL NO PROOFOF THE EXISTENCE OF...

[GASP] AT LAST!

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

ALL RIGHT, PEEPER,SHOW'S OVER.

NO, WAIT!I HAVE JUST CAPTURED

A MAGICAL CREATUREON ZE FILM!

THE MOST RESPECTED SCIENTISTIN ZE WORLD!

AND RESERVE OUR SPECIAL"RESPECTED SCIENTIST"HOLDING CELL.

WATCH THE HEAD NOW.

AI!

? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? A REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH,WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? BREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON ?

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

SO, CLASS,FEAST YOUR EYEBALLS

ON MY LATESTSCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY.

UH, MR. ROTWOOD...

YEAH! I'M LOOKIN'AT YOUR FLIER,

AND THE ONLY THINGMY EYEBALLS IS FEASTIN' ON

IS A BIGRED AND YELLOW BLOB.

IT LOOKS KIND OF LIKEMY MOM'S LASAGNA.

MY MOM'S LASAGNA FLYIN'AND DOIN' KUNG FU!

NEIN!THIS IS NOT ANY PASTA!

IT IS A DRAGONOR A SPHINX

OR MAYBE A GRIFFIN.MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

AND I AM ZE FIRSTTO CAPTURE ONE ON FILM,

WHATEVER IT IS!

BUT THAT'S ALL FAIRY TALE,MUMBO-JUMBO STUFF.

OH, YES. IT'SMUMBLY-JUMBLY STUFF,OF COURSE.

NUMBER 1: ZERE ISA MAGICAL CREATURE LOOSEIN NEW YORK CITY.

NUMBER 2: I AM OFFERINGA $500 REWARD

FOR PHYSICAL EVIDENCEOF SAID CREATURE.

AND NUMBER 3, ANDPERHAPS MOST IMPORTANT:

IT ISPROFESSOR ROTWOOD!

[BELL RINGS]

ROTWOOD IS TRIPPIN' HARD.

WHAT?

I WONDER IF MY MOM EVEN KNOWSTHAT HER LASAGNA ESCAPED?

[VIDEO GAMESOUND EFFECTS]

THE CLOCK'SRUNNING DOWN!

Grandma: TRIXIE!YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HUNGRY?

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?

WE JUST TRYIN'TO MAKE A FOURTH-QUARTER COMEBACK

TRIXIE, CAPTAIN BIERHOLTZ'SCALLED IN SICK,

SO I'M FLYING THE ENTIRELONDON TO TOKYO TO L.A. RUN.

I WON'T BE BACKUNTIL THURSDAY.

BEHAVE YOURSELF.WRITE TO YOUR FATHER

AND LISTENTO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

I PROMISE.LOVE YOU, MOM.

LOVE YOU, TOO.

BYE, KIDS!

FLY SAFE. WATCH OUT FORFLYING LASAGNA UP THERE,

YOU HEAR?

Grandma: TRIXIE!WHERE YOU GOIN, GIRL?!

I'M RIGHT HERE,GRANDMA!

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSWANT SOME FOOD?

A'IGHT, ONLY TIMEFOR ONE MORE PLAY.

HEY, YO, JAKE,RUN A DEEP POST.

SPUD, PICK UPTHAT RED DOG BLITZ.

[BEEPING]

I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

WHOO-HOO!YEAH!

YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!

WE'RE THE CHAMPIONSOF A WORLD THAT DOESN'T EXIST!

WHOO-HOO!

AND THE EXTRA POINTIS...

[ALL GASPING]

OH, NO! NOT MOM'SSUITTON CRYSTAL!

Grandma: TRIXIE!WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THERE?

WHAT'S THATABOUT THE CRYSTAL?

UH, NOTHING,GRANDMA!IT'S COOL!

I WAS JUST WELCOMINGOVER MY NEW FRIEND!

HER NAME IS CRYSTAL!

UHH!

I'M CRYSTAL! NICE PLACEYOU GOT HERE, TRIXIE!

AND THAT SPUD IS ONECOOL AND HOT--OW!

Grandma:YOUR FRIEND CRYSTALWANT SOMETHIN' TO EAT?

MOM IS GOINGTO STRAIGHT FREAK!

THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE,ONE-OF-A-KIND

DAD GAVE IT TO HERON THEIR FIRST ANNIVERSARY.

Spud: THAT VASEWASN'T ONE-OF-A-KIND.

IT WAS LIMITED EDITIONOF 100 PIECES.

NOW LET'S GO FINDANOTHER ONE!

UH, I'M LOST.

YOU HAVEEXQUISITE TASTE.

SUITTON CRYSTAL, 1912.MINT CONDITION.

WRAP IT UP, JACK!I'LL TAKE IT.

UH, VERY WELL.

THAT WILL BE $600ALL WRAPPED UP.

DID YOU JUST SAY $600?

NOW, HOW MUCH IFWE GET IT UNWRAPPED?

Spud: 62, 63...

WE'VE $16.63.

I'M DOOMED.

DOOMED!

SHE'S GETTINGHYSTERICAL!

GET A HOLDOF YOURSELF, WOMAN!

JUST CHILL, GUYS.

THE 3 OF USARE FRIENDS FOR LIFE

IF WE PUT OUT MINDS TO IT,THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO.

YEAH! A'IGHT! YOU RIGHT!

LET'S GET IT CRACKIN'.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[BEEP]

OOH!

Spud: AND 600 CENTS.

THAT'S $6.00

WAIT A SECOND.WE LOST $10.63.

I'M DOOMED.

DOOMED!

SHE'S LOSINGIT AGAIN!

WOMAN,GET A GRIP!

GUYS, GUYS,IT'S JUST A SETBACK.

SO WE STILL NEED,LET'S SEE...

CARRY THE 1...

UH, LISTEN...

MEET ME BACK HEREIN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

DRAGON UP!

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

WORK IT. OWN IT.NOW POUT FOR ME.

JAKE, I'M NOTFEELING IT.

JUST TAKETHE PICTURES, HALEY.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

AND PRINT...AND BINGO.

[BUZZ]WHAT? WHO'S THERE?DORMEZ?

OH, IT'S YOU.WHAT DO YOU WANT?

THE DOLLARS, YO.

HUH! SO, THIS ISWHERE YOU LIVE.

UH...REAL NICE CRIBYOU GOT HERE, MR.--

AH. WELL, ENOUGHOF THE PLEASANTCHITTY-CHAT, EH?

YOU HAVE EVIDENCEFOR MJA?

CHIKA-CHECK IT OUT.SO I'D LIKE THEREWARD IN CASH.

IT'S ALL ABOUTTHE BENJAMINS, BABY.YEAH!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!HEY!

SHAME ON YOU,MR. JAKE LONG.

THESE PHOTOGRAPHSARE OBVIOUSLYA RIDICULOUS HOAX.

SAY WHAT?!THOSE WEREWAY BETTER

THAN THAT LASAGNAPICTURE YOU HANDEDOUT IN CLASS.

EXACTLY.THESE ARE TOO GOOD.

NO ONE COULDGET THIS CLOSE TOAN ACTUAL DRAGON,

PARTICULARLY AN AMATEURSUCH AS YOURSELF.

NOW TAKE THIS AWAYFROM MY FACE!

[SLAM]

OH, MAN!

TRIXIE, YOU'RE GONNA SELLYOUR WHAT TO SCIENCE?!

NO, JUST HANG TIGHT.I'M TOTALLY ON THIS.

MM-HMM! INTERESTING.UH-HUH. HMM.

WHAT?! NO! THOSE AREGENUINE DRAGON SCALESAND CLAWS FOR REAL.

THAN TRYING TO FOOLA TRAINED MYTHOBIOLOGIST,MR. LONG.

DRAGON CLAWSGLOW IN THE DARK.EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.

AND THEIR SCALESHAVE THE FAINTESTODOR OF LAVENDER.

LAVENDER?GLOW IN THE DARK?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOWA DRAGON IF IT TOOKA BITE OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

DRAGONS GO FOR THE THROATAND HAVE ACUTE ALLERGIESTO HUMAN "BUTTOCKSES."

WHAT?! AW, FORGET YOU.

GLOW IN THE DARK. TSSS!

EYE OF THE DRAGON.

END OF THE LINE,LEPRECHAUN.

SO MUCH FOR THE LUCKOF THE IRISH.

[GASPS]

SAY GOOD-BYE,LEPRECHAUN. HAH!

Jake: NOT SO FAST.

HYAH!UHH!

HYAH!HAH!

DON'T YOU EVERTAKE A DAY OFF?UHH! HAH!

I'VE BEEN DREAMINGABOUT SLAYING A DRAGONSINCE BIRTH.

WELL, KEEP DREAMIN'!HAH!HYAH!

WE COULD TRY BACK ALLEYTURTLE RACING.

OR, UH,PULL-IT-AS-I-GO CARTS.

I HEAR THAT COULD BEPRETTY LUCRATIVE.

SPUD, PUH-LUH-LUH-EASE.

DON'T EVEN COME AT MEWITH ANYMORE SCHEMES.

I NEED PAPER,COLD, HARD, LOOSE CHANGE.

AND IT AIN'T GONNAJUST DROP DOWN OUTOF THE SKY AND--

AAH!AAH!

WHOA! THAT'SONE BIG LASAGNA.MAYBE I'M DREAMING

HEY, WHAT AREYOU DOING DREAMINGABOUT ME ANYWAY,

HUH?

IS IT DEAD?

IT'S STILL BREATHING.

BREATHING FIRE.

[PASSES GAS]

OUT OF BOTH ENDS?! WHA--

BREATHINGAND TOOTING FIRE?

HOLD FAST.

DON'T JUST STAND THERE.GRAB THE HEAD.

NOT MY HEAD, BOY!THE DRAGON'S!

FINALLY! SCIENTIFIC LOG...

I WILL NOW DECIPHERTHE MYSTICAL INSCRIPTION

ON THE LOST AZTEC TABLETOF MONTE RUBIO. IT SAYS...

Trixie, pounding:HEY, YOU! OPEN UP!

Trixie: WHAT UP, WHAT UP?!YOU IN THERE, MR. ROTWOOD?

PROFESSOR! IT'SPROFESSOR ROTWOOD.

NOW WHAT IS IT?WHAT DO YOUHOODLUMS WANT?

WE HERE TO GET PAID!BELIEVE THAT.

NO MORE HOAXES ANDCON JOBS FROM YOULITTLE SWINDLERS.

NOW, GO ON.GET OUT OF HERE.

SHOO! RUN AWAY!

I GUESS WE'LL JUSTTAKE THIS GENUINEDRAGON ELSEWHERE.

WAIT! ACHTUNG! STOP!

WAIT. WHAT IS THAT?IT'S A MAGICALCREATURE. A DRAGON!

WELL, HECK, YEAH.AIN'T THAT WHATYOU ASKED FOR?

Spud: THAT'S ABOUTAS MUCH PROOF AS YOU'REEVER GONNA GET, BUDDY.

NOW COUGH UPTHE CASHOLA, HMM?

WELL, OF COURSEI'M COUGHING!I'M COUGHING!

I'LL GET THE $500IMMEDIATELY.

WAIT RIGHT THERE.I'LL GO COUGH.

OH, POP THEM BRAKES,DUDE. UH-UH.

WE JUST DELIVERED YOUA WHOLE LIVE DRAGONRIGHT TO YOUR DOOR.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOSTART TALKING MOREBUCKS THAN THAT.

SHALL WE OPEN UPTHE NEGOTIATIONS, DUDE?

YEAH, BABY!NOW THAT'S WHATI CALL BLING-BLING!

[INHALES] AH!MONEY SMELLS GOOD.

COME ON. JAKEY'SGONNA LOSE HIS PUDDINGWHEN HE SEES THIS.

Professor Rotwood:WAKEY, WAKEY, MR. DRAGON.

SCIENTIFIC LOG...SUCCESS AT LAST!

I HAVE A QUIET,ALIVE, MAGICAL CREATURE!

HOW DID I--PROFESSOR--

I HAVE CONTAINED THE CREATUREIN THE BACK OF A SPECIALLY-REINFORCED ARMORED CAR

OF MY OWN DESIGN.[RATTLING]

THE SPECIMEN DISPLAYSSUPER STRENGTH UNDTHE ABILITY TO FLY!

HOWEVER, THE LEGENDS OFDRAGONS BREATHING FIREAND ALL OF THESE THINGS

HAVE NO BASISIN FACTUAL--AAH!

UH, STRIKETHAT LAST PART.

YAAH!

AAH!

ENOUGH WITH THE FIRE!

UHH!

[RINGS]

WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

OH, YES.THIS IS CORRECT.

BRING ALL OFYOUR TV CAMERAS.

I WILL BE UNVEILINGMY DISCOVERY

AT A PRESS CONFERENCEIN EXACTLY 2 HOURS.

AAH![FIRE ALARM]

HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!

Trixie: OH, JAKEY,YOU HOME, BABY?

AHEM! I'M NOTUSUALLY SUPPOSED TO

LET FRIENDS INTOHIS ROOM UNSUPERVISED.

HE'S AFRAID THEY MIGHTFIND OUT ABOUT HISTEDDY BEAR COLLECTION

AND THE FACT THATHE SLEEPS WITH A NIGHTLIGHT EVERY NIGHT...

SINCE HE WAS 2.

WE GOTTA LET HIM KNOWTHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVEENOUGH DINERO LEFT OVER

TO BUY SOME NEW SKATEBOARDSAND ALL THAT.

MAYBE HE, LIKE,WENT AND ROBBEDAN ART MUSEUM.

OR PERHAPS HE WENTON SOME REALITY SHOWTO WIN THE MONEY.

OR, YOU KNOW, I DUNNO.

SHUSH! LOOK!

[GASPS]I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON.

THE DRAGON ATE JAKE?OH, MAN. WHAT A WAY TO GO!

NO! THE DRAGONDIDN'T EAT JAKE!

LOOK AT THIS!THE DRAGON IS JAKE!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN AND HOWDOES MY MOM'S LASAGNA FITINTO ALL THIS?

IT MEANS WE JUST SOLDOUR BEST FRIEND TOROTWOOD FOR CASH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WEJUST SOLD JAKE OUTTO ROTWOOD LIKE THAT!

MAN, WE REALLY AREGREEDY AND COLD-HEARTED.

I, LIKE, HATE US!

COME ON, YO!LET'S MAKE MOVE!

WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

[DOORBELL BUZZING]OPEN UP!

HELLO? HELLO?

LISTEN, PROFESSOR.THERE'S BEEN A BITOF A MISUNDERSTANDING.

WE NEED OUR DRAGONBACK PRONTO.

YOUR DRAGON? HA HA HA!I DON'T THINK SO!

IT IS NOW MY DRAGON,IS IT NOT?

NOW, WHO SENT YOU?DR. VAN HORN WITH THAT HAIR?

OR PROFESSOR BECKSLEY?MR. BIXLEY BECKSLEY!

LOOK, DUDE,NOBODY SENT US.

LOOK, WE'LL EVENGIVE YOU ALLYOUR MONEY BACK.

NEIN! I AM ON MY WAYTO A PRESS CONFERENCE

THAT WILL MAKE METHE MOST RESPECTEDSCIENTIST IN THE WORLD!

YOU WANT A DRAGON?HERE, TAKE THIS ONE.

GOOD DAY.

MAN, WHY DIDN'T JAKETELL US?

WE ALL HARBORDARK SECRETS.

MY THIRD TOE IS LONGERTHAN ALL MY OTHER TOES.

KEEP THAT ONETO YOURSELF, HOMEY.

NOW, WE GOTTA GET JAKESOME KIND OF HELP.

DO YOU THINK HIS MOMAND DAD KNOW?

HOLD UP, HOLD UP.WHAT ABOUT JAKE'SGRANDFATHER?

THAT OLD WORKINGIN THE SHOP BUSINESS.

I LIKE THE NUMBER 4JACKALOPE IN THEFIFTH RACE AND THE--

MY BAD FOR BUSTING INON Y'ALL LIKE THIS.

[WHISPERING]I'll call you back.

WOOF WOOF!

WE'RE FRIENDSOF JAKE.

JAKE...HE'S A DRAGON,AIN'T HE?

HA HA HA HA! A DRAGON?OH, NO!

AH, THE IMAGINATION OFTHE YOUNG, IT'S LIKE ABUTTERFLY IN THE RAIN.

JAKE'S A DRAGON.WELL, THAT PROBABLY MEANSYOU'RE ONE, TOO, RIGHT?

DROP THE ACT,GRAMPS.THEY KNOW.

AAH! IT'S THAT CRAZYDOG UP IT! AND LOOK,IT REALLY TALKS.

VERY SHARP, SWEETHEART.CHECK OUT THE KING-SIZEBRAIN ON THIS ONE, EH?

AFTER TODAY, NOTHING WILLSURPRISE ME EVER AGAIN.

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND.JAKE'S IDENTITYIS A SECRET.

NO ONE CAN KNOWWHAT HE IS.

YEAH. THE WHOLE WORLDIS ABOUT TO FIND OUTWHAT JAKE IS...

AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT.

[PROFESSOR ROTWOOD SINGING]

HERE WE GO.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

UH, SHOULDN'T YOUBE THE ONE BEHINDTHE WHEEL?

OH, BUT THETALKING DOG DOES.

WELL, HE HASA DOG LICENSE.

THE TALKING DOG IS TRYINGTO CONCENTRATE OVER HERE.OH, YEAH!

Fu Dog: HOLD TIGHT, KIDDIES,WE'RE PASSING ON THE RIGHT!

AAH!AAH!

KEEP IT STEADY.

Jake: GRANDPA!HOLD ON!

OH, UNBELIEVABLE!ANOTHER ONE!

TAKE THIS, MR. DRAGON.

Fu Dog: HANG ON!

AAH!AAH!

[TIRES SQUEALING]

UHH!

[HONKING]

HEY, STICK A SOCKIN THAT HORN!

CAN'T YOU SEE WE GOTA SITUATION HERE?

I OUGHTA--I MEAN...WOOF!

SORRY. I AM OFF DUTY.

IF YOU CAN GET US TO THEHOBOKEN SCIENTIFIC INSTITUTEIN 10 MINUTES FLAT.

THAT, PLUS $6.00 TIP.

BUCKLE UP, KIDS!

6 YEARS AGO, I WAS FIREDFROM THIS VERY INSTITUTION

FOR MY CONTROVERSIALYET BRILLIANT THEORIES

ON THE EXISTENCEOF MAGICAL CREATURES.

[BOTH GRUNTINGAND GROANING]

Spud, quietly:IT WON'T BUDGE.

TRIXIE! SPUD!

UHH! OH, I MEAN,UM...AHEM!

[GRUFF VOICE] I'M A BIG,SCARY DRAGON! RRARR!

Trixie: KILL IT, JAKE.WE KNOW IT'S YOU.

NOW HANG TIGHT. WE ABOUTTO SPRING YOU, BABY.

BUT I--[SIGHS]THERE'S NO WAY.

ROTWOOD'S GOT THIS TRUCKBUILT LIKE A VAULT.

YOU GUYS JUST BETTERGET OUT OF HERE.

NO CHANCE, BRO.

WE'RE HERE FOR YOU,JAKEY.

FRIENDS FOR LIFEAND FRIENDS FOR REAL.

NOW THIS IS HOWIT'S GOING DOWN.

LISTEN UP. HOLLA![WHISPERING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

AND SO IT'S TIME TOCHANGE THE VERY COURSEOF HUMAN HISTORY

UND SCIENCE WITH ONESTARTLING REVELATION!

AW, WE'RETOO LATE!

BEHOLD THE DRAGON!

HEY, PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,CAN I TAKE THIS THING OFF YET?

HEY, WHAT'S CRACKULATING,Y'ALL?

[GASPS] YOU!BUT--BUT--WHAT HAVEYOU DONE WITH MY DRAGON?

NO, NO, NO!COME BACK!LISTEN TO ME!

THERE WAS A REAL DRAGONIN THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK!

A BIG, RED, NICE ONE, OH,WITH BIG EYES! IT'S TRUE!

THIS BOY IS JUST ONE OFMY WRETCHED STUDENTS!

YOU MIND EXPLAINING WHYYOU HAVE HIM LOCKED UPIN THE BACK OF A TRUCK?

WELL, I--WELL, I--COULD--I--

I THINK YOU BETTERCOME WITH US.

OH, WITH SUCH BIG EYES!I AM A TOP SCIENTIST,A GENIUS! DON'T TOUCH ME!

[SIREN]

UHH! OH, THANKS, GUYS.

Fu Dog: SOME PHOENIXFEATHER, BA-BOOM!

A LITTLE VENUSFLYTRAP ROOT, BA-BING!

AND PRESTO!ONE MIND-ERASE POTION.

THERE'S BEEN MANYA MORNING I COULD HAVEUSED A FEW OF THESE.

SO, WHAT? I JUSTPOUR THIS INTO TRIXIEAND SPUD'S DRINK?

IT WILL MAKE THEMFORGET EVERYTHINGMAGICAL THEY HAVE SEEN.

BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

I KNOW,BUT THERE ARE RULES.

THE WORLD DRAGON COUNCILWOULD NEVER ALLOW THEM TO KNOW.

[CALLS OUT]

WHAT? WHERE?WHERE ARE THEY?

OH, KEEP YOUR KNICKERS ON,LADDIE.

I JUST NEVER GOT A CHANCETO THANK YOU IS ALL.

I DON'T KNOW HOWYOU DID IT, JAKEY.

IT WAS NOTHIN'.I USED A PIECE OF GOLDFROM THIS LEPRECHAUN AND HE--

WELL, THE--IT'S A LONG STORY.

LISTEN, JAKE. SPUD AND IWANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.

THIS WHOLE MAGICAL THING--

LOOK, MAN, WE DON'T CAREIF YOU'RE A DRAGON, A TROLL,

OR EVEN MYMOM'S LASAGNA.A UNICORN...

YEAH. POINT IS,WE'RE FRIENDS FOR LIFE,

AND FRIENDS FOR REAL,AND THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

WHATEVER SHE JUSTSAID, TOTALLY.

Grandma: TRIXIE,WHAT YOU DOIN', GIRL?

YOU HUNGRY IN THERE?YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?

NAH. NO, THANKS,GRANDMA.

COME ON, Y'ALL.LET ME GIVEY'ALL THE BUSINESS

OF THIS GAMEREAL QUICK.

[GAME BEEPING]

JAKE, WHAT'S UP?YOU WITH US, BABY?

I'M WITH YOU...MOST DEFINITELY.

Professor Rotwood:SCIENTIFIC LOG...

BEGIN WORKINGON A NEW THEORY

CONCERNING A DRAGON'SNATURAL ABILITY

TO SHAPESHIFTINTO HUMAN FORM.

ALSO, KEEP A CLOSE EYEON MR. JAKE LONG.

THAT'S A VERY NICE TATTOO.

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