Original subtitles

Jake: WAAH!HYAH!

OUT OF MY WAY, DRAGONS!

THE MAGICALSCARAB BEETLE IS MINE!

AAH!

[BEETLE CHATTERING]

I GOT IT! UNH!

OH, NO!I GOT IT, BABY!

UNH! MAN, THAT THINGIS SLICKER THAN GREASE!

[CHATTERING]

[SQUEALING]

AAH!

UNH!WHOA!

'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU,IT AIN'T EASY BEING THIS--

UNH! AW, MAN.

Fu Dog: GOTCHA!

HURRY! WE MUST GETTHE BEETLE OUT OF HERE.

I STILL DON'T GET IT.

YO, WHAT'S SO MAGICALABOUT THIS BUG ANYWAY?

? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH,WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? BREAK IT DOWNWITH THE DRAGON ?

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACK-DADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

THAT BUG CAN ACTUALLYBRING JUNK TO LIFE?

THAT'S WHATMY GRAMPS SAYS.

YOU NEED TO HOLD ITOVER SPUD'S HEAD

AND WAKE UP SOMEOF THEM BRAIN CELLS.

GOOD LUCK. THESE LITTLEDUDES ARE HEAVY SLEEPERS.

OH, THEY'RE SO CUTEWHEN THEY'RE SLEEPY.

OOH! SMOKE!

IF YOU'RE STILL HOTFOR THAT ROSE GIRL,

JUST ASK HER OUT ALREADY

AND MAKE THE SUFFERINGA WRAP.

ASK HER OUT?

MACK DADDY JAKE'SGOTTA PLAY IT COOL.

WATCH AND LEARN.

UH...

[CHUCKLES]

I MEAN, TALK TO YOUSINCE THE CHANCE.

I MEAN--

IS THAT JAKE DADDY MACK'SENGLISH IS WACK!

IT'S COOL.I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

IT'S GOODTO SEE YOU, TOO.

CLEOPATRA! REHEARSAL'S IN 5!

UH, DID MISS JENKINSJUST CALL YOU CLEOPATRA?

YEAH. THE DRAMA CLUB'SDOING ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA

FOR THE SHAKESPEARE IN THEPARK CELEBRATION NEXT WEEK.

AND MISS ROSEIS THE QUEEN OF MY NILE.

NOW, COME ON, SUGAR,THE CURTAIN CALLS!

I'LL, UH, SEE YOU SOON?

SOON?DON'T BE ABSURD!

YOU ARE TO SPENDTHE NEXT WEEK EATING,

DRINKING,AND SCENE STUDYING

ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA.

NOW, WE JUST NEEDTO WORK ON FINDING YOU

AN ANTONY!

ANTONY, HUH?

AS IN CLEOPATRA'SMAIN SQUEEZE?

Trixie: NO! JAKE!

JUST SO YOU CAN BE ALLUP IN ROSE'S GRILL?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Jake: YO!

FORSOOTH, YOUR ANTONYHAS ARRIVED.

THEN I SUGGESTWE REHEARSE.

THAT NONE BUT ANTONYSHOULD CONQUER ANTONY.

BUT WHOA...'TIS SO.

YO, YO, YO, YO.CHECK IT.

I AM DYING, EGYPT.DYING!

ONLY I HEAR IMPORTUNEDEATH AWHILE.

UNTIL OFMANY THOUSAND KISSES.

THE POOR, LAST I LAY UP,THIGH, LIPS...

YOU DON'T KNOWWHERE THAT'S BEEN!

JAKE, HAVE YOU HEARDA SINGLE WORD I HAVE SAID?

UH, SURE.YOU WERE JUST SAYING...

AN ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERBTHAT HOLDS THE KEY

TO ME LEARNINGA REALLY VALUABLE LESSON?

UNTIL WE FIGURE OUTA WAY TO GET ITBACK TO EGYPT.

HEY, WHAT?NO PROBLEM.

SO, UH, DOES ANYBODY KNOWWHAT IMPORTUNE MEANS?

Huntsman:BLAST THAT AMERICAN DRAGON!

WE'LL PICK UPTHE SEARCH TOMORROW.

WE WILL FIND HIM...

AND THE BEETLE.

THE DRAGONS HAVE ALREADYSENT IT BACK TO EGYPT.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUSTGIVE UP AND--

THOSE DRAGONSNEED TO BE SLAIN!

IT IS YOUR CALLING,AS IT IS MINE...

AS IT IS THEIRS.

I UNDERSTAND,HUNTSMASTER.

BUT WHAT'S SO IMPORTANTABOUT THIS ONE EGYPTIAN BUG?

FOR GENERATIONS,THE HUNTSCLAN

HAVE HUNTEDMAGICAL CREATURES.

DRAGONS HAVE STOODIN THEIR WAY.

WELL, NO MORE.

ONCE WE LOCATETHE SCARAB,

WE WILL USE ITSLIFE-GIVING POWERS

TO REVIVE PAST GENERATIONSOF HUNTSCLAN.

HUNDREDS SHALL BE REBORNAND BECOME MY ARMY.

AN ARMY WHICH WILLWIPE OUT DRAGONS FOREVER!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

PEACE, NOT CAESAR'S VALOR,HAVE OVERTHROWN ANTONY,

BUT ANTONY'S HATHTRIUMPHED ON ITSELF.

SO, DOES THE BRADSTERGET TO LOCK LIPS

WITH CLEOPATRANOW OR LATER?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

I'M A PRETTYGOOD FORWARD, EH,

BUT WHAT I REALLYWANT TO BE IS GOALIE.

[FEEDBACK]

THIS IS HOCKEY TRYOUTS,RIGHT?

UM, I'M AUDITIONINGFOR UNDERSTUDYON ACCOUNT OF

I HAVE THE ENTIRE WORKSOF SHAKESPEARECOMMITTED TO MEMORY.

AND, AS AN ADDED BONUS,

I ROCK! YEAH! WHOO!

[IMITATING GUITAR]

YO, YO, YO, YO!PAY ATTENTION!

'CAUSE JAKE LONGIS IN THE HIZZIE!

ABOUT TO AUDITIONFOR MY MAN MARC ANTONIZZIE.

[GASPS]

I AM DYING, EGYPT, DYING.

ONLY I HEARIMPORTUNE DEATH AWHILE

UNTIL A MANYTHOUSAND KISSES.

THE POOR LAST I LAYOF THY LIPS.

YO, TRIX!MY PLAN WORKED!

I TOTALLY GOT THE PART!

AND I GET TO BEHIS UNDERSTUDY!

JAKE!JUST SHUT DOWN

AND STRAIGHT UPASK YOUR LITTLEDIME PIECE OUT!

YO, YO, YO, YO!CLEO P!

UH, FORSOOTH,YOUR ANTONY HAS ARRIVED.

OH...

I KNOW YOU DO, HONEY.I KNOW YOU DO.

OH, JAKE, THIS ISGONNA BE SO GREAT.

I CAN'T WAITTO START REHEARSING.

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

HOW ABOUTSOME ONE-ON-ONE

REHEARSAL TIMEFOR THE 2 LEADS?

YOUR PLACEAFTER SCHOOL?

UH, MY PLACE PROBABLYISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

THAT'S COOL. I KNOWWHERE WE CAN GO.

Rose:ANTONY AND CLEOPATRAARE NATURAL ENEMIES,

FORCED TO CHOOSEBETWEEN LOVE

AND RESPONSIBILITYTO THEIR CAUSE.

OH, LOVEAND RESPONSIBILITY.

YEAH,I THINK I GOT IT.

AHEM. SO,I WAS THINKING,

MAYBE WE SHOULD SKIPTO ACT 4, SCENE 15.

HUH? YOU MEAN THE SCENEWITH THE KISS? RIGHT NOW?

YEAH. IT'S THE EMOTIONALCENTERPIECE OF THE PLAY.

IS THAT COOL?

PFFT! YEAH! SURE!

TOTALLY COOL!

BECAUSE I'VEKISSED GIRLS BEFORE.

TOTALLY...KISSED GIRLS...

BEFORE.

THAT WAS THE BESTBEDTIME STORY EVER!

AUNT PATTY, YOU'RE HERE!

OH, COME HERE, PRINCESS.

MWAH, MWAH,MWAH, MWAH, MWAH!

Rose: IT'S NOTJUST A KISS, JAKE.

THE TOTALLYINTENSE CONNECTIONBETWEEN THEM.

IT HAPPENS BECAUSETHEY'RE READY

TO COMPLETELY SURRENDERTO EACH OTHER.

SO, ARE YOU READY?

[GULPS]

HUH? OH, SURE. YEAH.

READY? TOTALLY READY

FOR ACT 4, SCENE 15.

JERKY?!

UH, MY GRANDPAWHIPPED UP SOME

FOR HIS MAH-JONG BUDDIES.

[CHOMPS]

MMM. IT'S A LITTLE BLAND.

YOU KNOW WHERE THEY HAVEGOOD JERKY? JERSEY.

OR AS I LIKETO CALL IT, NEW JERKY!

UH, ARE YOU OK?

I'M JUST GONNA RUN OVERTO NEW JERKY AND--WHOA!

[CHATTERING]

WHAT WAS THAT?N-NOTHING!

AW, MAN!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,YOU LOST THE BEETLE?!

AND THEN THERE WAS...TRIPPING AND JERKY.

REHEARSING LINES?FOR WHAT?

THE SCHOOL PLAY.

JAKE, YOUR RESPONSIBILITIESAS THE AMERICAN DRAGON

ARE TO PROTECTMAGICAL CREATURES,

NOT FLIRTWITH SCHOOLGIRLS!

YEAH, WHAT WEREYOU THINKING?!

ACT 4, SCENE 15, HUH?WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!

I'LL FINDTHE BEETLE.I PROMISE.

OH...

SO,YOU FINALLY PLANTED

A BIG OLD SMOOCHERINOON MISS ROSE

OR WHAT, HUH?MWAH, MWAH, MWAH!

I TRIED, BUT I--I JUST...FREAKED.

AH, DON'T WORRY, KID,EVERYBODY FREAKSTHEIR FIRST KISS.

[LAUGHS]

HER HAIR EXTENSION GOTCAUGHT IN MY WRINKLES,

AND--'CAUSE WE WERE--AND THEN THE--

UH, NEVER MIND.THE POINT IS,

IT'LL HAPPENWHEN IT'S RIGHT.

NO PRESSURE.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

SO, GETTING COZYWITH ROSEY, EH?

ACT 4, SCENE 15.YOU GO, PLAYER.

YOU LOCK LIPSWITH ROSE YET OR WHAT?

MWAH, MWAH,MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.

HEY! SORRY, Y'ALL.

UH, THE MAD PLAYER JAKEDON'T KISS AND TELL.

ROSE, HEY,ABOUT LAST NIGHT...

JAKE, I AM SO SORRY.

IT'S JUST,ACT 4, SCENE 15

IS SUCH A PASSIONATEPART OF THE PLAY.

I REALLY WANTTO GET IT RIGHT.

I'M SORRYIF I FREAKED YOU OUT.

ME? FREAKED OUT?

PFFT! ROSE, PLEASE.

JAKE LONG IS ALLABOUT THE PASSION.

I JUST--UH, I JUSTWANTED TO MAKE SURE

YOU WEREN'TFREAKED OUT.

SO, SHOULD WE PICK UPREHEARSALS TONIGHT?

TOTALLY!HOW ABOUT YOUR PLACE?

WELL, I GUESS WE COULD,BUT--

COOL.YOUR PLACE IT IS THEN.

[CHATTERING]

Jake: THIS IS SOME CRIBYOU GOT HERE!

SERIOUSLY, MY CHURCHISN'T THIS BIG!

Rose: I LIVE HEREWITH MY, UM, UNCLE.

THIS IS LIKEHIS CASTLE.

I MADE US SOME PUNCH.

THANKS. MMM...

PASSION FRUIT!

YEAH.

SO...

IN THIS NEXT SCENE,

ANTONY VISITS CLEOPATRAIN EGYPT,

WHICH TO HIMIS ENEMY TERRITORY.

SO, YOU WANTTO DO ACT 4,SCENE 15 OR WHAT?

UH, ARE YOU COOLWITH THAT?

BECAUSE WE DON'THAVE TO IF--

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.I'M COOL!

TOTALLY COOL.

OK, HERE WE GO.

HAD MY LIPS THAT POWER,THUS I WOULD WEAR THEM OUT.

[THINKING]BE COOL, DUDE. BE COOL.

MACK DADDY COOL.IT'S JUST A KISS.

HERE IT COMES.SHE'S LEANING IN.

JUST DO WHAT SHE DOES.

[DOOR OPENS]

AAH! MY UNCLE!AAH!

HE'S HOME EARLY.YOU HAVE TO HIDE.

SORRY, HE'S, UH,REALLY STRICT.

WHY WAS THE DOOR BOLTEDAND LATCHED IN 6 PLACES?

Rose: UH, YOU NEVERCAN BE TOO SAFE.

IS THERESOMEONE HERE?

Rose: I SWEAR.IT'S JUST ME.

HERE ALONE.ALL BY MY LONESOME.

I HAVE AN IDEAHOW TO PROCEEDWITH OUR MISSION.

FOLLOW ME.

UNH! WHOA!

I'M REALLY SORRY.CALL YOU LATER. BYE!

[MUFFLED] AW, MAN.

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

[AIR HISSES]

SO, HUNTSMASTER,WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?

WE MAY NOT KNOWTHE AMERICAN DRAGON'SHUMAN IDENTITY,

BUT WE KNOWTHE DRAGON MASTER'S.

HE IS OUR KEYTO FINDING THE SCARAB.

[CHATTERING]

CONCENTRATION AND BALANCEARE A KEY PART OF DRAG--

[KNOCK ON DOOR]KNOCK, KNOCK.

WHOA! UNH!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

UH, JUST DOINGMY MORNING STRETCHES.

WHAT'S, UH, GOING ON?

I WANTED TO APOLOGIZEFOR LAST NIGHT.

IT'S JUST--MY UNCLEIS SUPER STRICT, AND--

Grandpa: JAKE! IF THAT'SA CUSTOMER WITH A RETURN,

TELL THEM ELECTRONICSARE LIKE BIKINIS!

ALL SALES ARE FINAL!

YEAH. MY GRANDPACAN BE PRETTY STRICTSOMETIMES, TOO.

[SNIFFING]

SO, I GUESS WE NEED

TO FIND A NEW PLACETO REHEARSE.

BUT YOUR PLACEIS PERFECT!

IN FACT, LET'S GOTHERE RIGHT NOW.

JAKE, I TOLD YOU.WE CAN'T.

WHAT ABOUTYOUR HOUSE?

MY HOUSE?

MWAH, MWAH, MWAH!

HA! SO, THIS IS THE ROSEWE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT!

HEY, YOU KNOW, SON,I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD...

[WHISPERING] "The talk."

BUT I THINK I KNOWSOMEWHERE ELSE WE CAN GO.

QUICKEN WITH KISSING.

HAD MY LIPSTHAT POWER,

THUS WOULDI WEAR THEM OUT.

[SPUD BURPS AND COUGHS]

JUST BECAUSEI SAID YOU COULDREHEARSE AT MY PLACE

DOESN'T MEANI GOTTA WATCH.

COME ON, SPUD.

BUT IT'S ACT 4,SCENE 15.

BAAH!

SEE YOU, GRANDMA.ME AND SPUD, WE OUT!

Grandma:TAKE A COLD, TWEETY,

AND BRING GRANDMA BACKA CARTON OF MILK!

WELL, LOOKS LIKEWE'RE ALONE.

[GRANDMA COUGHING,HACKING, AND SPITTING]

SORT OF.

WHY WE'RE HAVING TROUBLEWITH ACT 4, SCENE 15.

TROUBLE? W-W-WHAT TROUBLE?

I'M NOT HAVING ANY TROUBLE.

WE HAVEN'TEARNED IT.

HAVE BEEN THROUGHSO MUCH TOGETHER.

BUT WE HAVEN'TBEEN THROUGHANYTHING TOGETH--

[CHATTERING]

OH, NO!NO WAY!

I NEED TO USETHE BATHROOM.

GOOD IDEA!I NEED SOME AIR.

DRAGON UP!

[ROARING]

[GRUNTING]

YEAH!

HYAH!

DRAGON, LET'SMAKE THIS QUICK.

WORKS FOR ME.

[CHATTERING]

[GRUNTING]

WAAH!

Grandma: WILL YOU KIDSTURN DOWN THE TV?!

THAT KUNG FU MOVIESOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING

THROUGH THE ROOF!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

I SO DON'THAVE TIME FOR THIS.

WOULD YOU MINDIF WE TAKE5 MORE MINUTES?

I HAVE TO USETHE BATHROOM.

GOOD IDEA.I NEED SOME AIR.

HYAH!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[CHATTERING]

THAT'S IT...HOLD STILL...

MY ARMY OF HUNTSCLANCAN NOW BE REBORN!

AW, MAN!

YOU ARE SUREYOU HEARD HIM CORRECTLY?

HIS ARMY OF HUNTSCLANCAN NOW BE REBORN.

ACCORDINGTO MY POTIONS BOOK,

THE SCARAB BEETLEIS A KEY INGREDIENT

IN A SPELL THAT BRINGSTHE DEAD BACK TO LIFE.

WHOA...

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, G.

IF I'DJUST LISTENED TO YOU

AND STOPPED OBSESSINGOVER ROSE.

GRANDPAHAS BEEN THERE, TOO.

YOUNG, WIDE-EYED,

EASILY BLINDED BY BEAUTYAND PASSION AND--

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, G!T.M.I.!

YOU KNOW WHATTHAT STANDS FOR?

TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

BESIDES, I FOUNDSOMETHING ELSE.

IT SEEMS THE SPELLCAN ONLY BE DONE

UNDER THE LIGHTOF A FULL MOON,

WHICH JUST SO HAPPENSTO BE TONIGHT.

AAH! HEH HEH HEH.

BUT TONIGHT'STHE PLAY!

WHICH I CAN...TOTALLY MISS

BECAUSE THIS ISWAY MORE IMPORTANT.

TO LOCATE THE TOMBOF THE HUNTSCLAN.

SO FAR, MY INTERNET SEARCHIS TURNING UP NADA.

I FOUND A KILLER COUPONFOR THE NEW JUICETERIA

ON 34th STREET!

ROSE, THERE'S SOMETHINGJAKE, THERE'S SOMETHING

I HAVE TO TELL--I HAVE TO TELL--

YOU FIRST.

I CAN'T DO THE PLAY TONIGHT!I CAN'T DO THE PLAY TONIGHT!

AAH!HUH?

I'M REALLY SORRYTO BAIL ON YOU AGAIN,

BUT THIS...FAMILY THING CAME UP.

REALLY? ME...TOO.

I GUESS ACT 4, SCENE 15WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE.

ALTHOUGH, MY FAMILY THINGSHOULDN'T LAST TOO LONG.

I THINK I CAN MAKE ITBACK IN TIME.

REALLY? ME...TOO!

Spud: DUDE, I THINKI FOUND SOMETHING!

ALL RIGHT, ACCORDINGTO THIS URBAN MYTH WEBSITE,

THERE'S A CAVE NEARTHE SOUTHERN RIM OF THE PARK.

SOME DUDE WENT INTO ITAND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.

THEN A MONTH LATER,THEY FOUND HIS CAMERA,

ALONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

? DA DA DUM ?

THAT'S IT!

DUDE, TELL ME SOMETHINGI DONNEED TO KNOW.

[IMITATING GUITAR]

I'LL BE BACK.NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

KEEP THE PLAYGOING LONG ENOUGH

FOR ACT 4, SCENE 15!

VOTAS EXISTO EXERCITUS!

DORKUS-FREAKO,GIVE-IT-UPIS!

DRAGONS! AND DOG!

UNH!UNH!

[BLOWING]

UNH!UNH!

[CHATTERING]

MY DEAREST CLEOPATRA,

THERE'S BEGGARY IN THE LOVETHAT CAN BE RECKONED.

[HIGH VOICE]OH, ANTONY,

I SAID BORN HOW FARTO BE BELOVED.

HE'S DOING BOTH ROLES!

YOU! ON STAGE!YOU'RE MY NEW CLEOPATRA!

UH, YO, I AIN'T TRYINGTO GO UP ON STAGE.

I'M JUST HERE TO SHOWMY BUD SPUD SOME SUPPORT.

WAAH!

AAH!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

KID! WHATEVER YOU DO,

KEEP THE SCARABOUT OF THE MOONLIGHT!

[MUMBLING NERVOUSLY]

UNH!

[CHATTERING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

I TELL THE KID,BUT DOES HE LISTEN?

THERE'S NOT A MINUTEOF OUR LIVES SHOULD STRETCH

WITHOUT SOME PLEASURE NOW.

WHAT'S FOR TONIGHT.

HEY, YO, ANTON.PEEP GAME!

I DON'T KNOW WHATYOU CRACKALATIN'

IN THAT ROMAN HEADOF YOURS,

BUT Y'ALL BETTERBOW DOWN

AND RESPECTTHE NUBIAN QUEEN,

BABY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

SOMEBODY YANKHER BOOTY OFF!

OH...

HA! GOTCHA! WHAT?!

GRAMPS!

HAND OVER THE BEETLE,OLD MAN.

HYAH! HYAH!

UNH!

CAN FINISH THE SPELLWITHOUT A SPELL BOOK.

FINISH HIM!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

AAH!

NO!

[GRUNTING]

ANOTHER DAY, DRAGONS.

WHOO-HOO!

WAY TO GO, KID!

WELL DONE,YOUNG DRAGON.

YOU KNOW,IF YOU LEAVE NOW,

YOU CAN STILLMAKE IT BACK

FOR ACT 4, SCENE 15.

THANKS, G.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE AN EGYPTIAN QUEENTO KISS.

HOLLA!

YOU'RE JUST IN TIMEFOR THE KISS!

GO OUT THEREAND SAVE MY PLAY!

I AM DYING, EGYPT,DYING!

ONLY I HEARIMPORTUNE DEATH AWHILE,

UNTIL A MANYTHOUSAND KISSES.

THE POOR, LAST I LAYUP, THIGH, LIPS.

WHAT UP, DUDE?

BUT I KEPT THE PLAY GOINGJUST LIKE YOU SAID.

WHAT?! BUT, UH,WHERE'S ROSE?

COME ON! WHAT AREYOU WAITING FOR?

AW, MAN.

[AUDIENCE GASPING]

Jake: YUCK! YUCK!

[SPITS]

HEY, ROSE, I--

WHOA!WHAT HAPPENED?

I'M SUCH A KLUTZ.

WHILE I WAS AT MY,UM, FAMILY THING,

I TOTALLY FELLAND SPRAINED MY ANKLE.

THAT'S WHY I DIDN'TMAKE IT BACK LAST NIGHT.

HEY, IT'S, UH, COOL.

I--I'M JUST GLADYOU'RE OK.

WELL, YOU KNOW, BABY,

THEY'RE DOINGSHAKESPEARE ON ICE

IN ROCKEFELLER CENTERTHIS WINTER,

AND THE MACK DADDY JAKEWAS THINKING,

I AUDITION FOR ROMEO,YOU JULIET, AND--

A-A-A-AHEM!

BETTER YET, MAYBE, UM,

WE COULD JUST GO OUTON A REAL DATE SOMETIME,

JUST YOU AND ME.

YEAH. I'D LIKE THAT.

TALK TO YOU LATER?

DUDE, YOU DID IT!YOU ASKED HER OUT!

FINALLY! I WAS GETTINGIMPATIENT WITH YOU!

I TOLD YOU, JAKE,YOU COULD DO IT.

HOW HARD WAS THAT,PLAYER?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]Trixie: UH, JAKE?

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