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Narrator:TARANUSHI'S CHALICE.
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MAN AND MAGICAL BEAST ALIKEHAVE FOUGHT TO POSSESS IT.
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COUNTLESS LIVESHAVE BEEN LOST IN THE QUEST
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TO CONTROL THE POWERSLOCKED WITHIN IT.
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THROUGH FIRES,FLOODS, AND FAMINE,
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THE CHALICE HAS SURVIVED!
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AND NOW, FINALLY,FOR A SMALL FEE,IT CAN BE YOURS.
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CUT THE DRAMATICS, SEE?
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I'M NOT HERE FORA BEDTIME STORY.
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I'M HERE FOR THE GOODS.
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AGGH!
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THE CHALICE!WHERE IS IT?WHERE IS IT?
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YOU FOOL!IT'S LOST FOREVER.
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[ECHO] FOREVER...FOREVER...FOREVER...
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FOREVER. I'VE BEENWAITING FOREVERFOR PRINCIPAL DERCETO
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TO ANNOUNCETHE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW.
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HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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THIS IS MY YEAR, TRIX.I CAN FEEL IT.
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UH, SPUD, YOU SAYTHAT EVERY YEAR.
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BUT THIS TIME,I'M GONNA DO IT.
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THIS YEAR'S TROPHYIS THE NICEST ONE YET.
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OH, BABY, BABY,IT CAN'T BE.
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BUT IT IS!OH! YOU WILL BE MINE!
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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AHEM. AS YOU WERE.
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? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?
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? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?
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? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?
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? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?
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? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?
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? A REAL LIVE WIRE ?
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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DRAGON UP!
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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OH, OH, OH,WHOA!
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? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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FREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON.
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? HIS SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?
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? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?
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? IT'S JUST ME,WHAT'S UP, T? ?
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? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?
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? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?
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? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?
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YA HEARD?!
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JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!
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AW, MAN.
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OK. I KNOWIT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
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HA HA HA. OR SHOULD I SAY,VOILA!
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SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENTMAGICIAN EXTRAORDINAIREREADY FOR ACTION.
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HEY-YO, SPUD. I'M THINKINGMAYBE THIS TALENT SHOW THINGAIN'T THE BEST IDEA.
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TRIXIE'S GOT A POINT.I MEAN,REMEMBER LAST YEAR?
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Trixie:AND THE YEARBEFORE THAT?
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AAAAH!
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Jake:AND THE YEARBEFORE THAT?
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NOW, HOLD STILL.
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ME?
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AT LEAST THE HATCHETSWAS MADE OF RUBBER.
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RUBBER DON'T MAKETHE NIGHTMARESGO AWAY, OK?
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OK. FORGETABOUT THE HATCHETS.
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THIS IS ABOUTA DREAM, MAN.
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MY GREAT GRANDFATHERWAS A MAGICIAN.
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AND HE TAUGHT METO NEVER GIVE UP.
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TOO BAD HE NEGLECTEDTO TEACH YOU "MAGIC."
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I'LL NEVER FORGETHIS CATCHPHRASE,
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WORDS OF IMMENSEMAGICAL POWER.
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ABBIGO AIREE AGEE ATTOMB.
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WHAT THE HECKDOES THAT MEAN?
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I DON'T KNOW.THAT WAS ALWAYS
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ABOUT WHEN HEWAS LAUGHED OFF THE STAGE.
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THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TRYINGTO WIN ALL THESE YEARS.
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AND ALSO 'CAUSE THE TROPHY'SARE ALWAYS SO SHINY.
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YOU REALLY WANNA WINTHIS THING, HUH?
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MORE THAN I WANT AIRTO BREATHE.
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OK. WE'RE IN.WHAT?
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SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENTJUST GOT HIMSELF2 LOVELY ASSISTANTS.
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YOU MEAN IT?!YOU TWO ARE THE BEST FRIENDSIN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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WEDNESDAY, 11 HOURS,38 MINUTES, 16 SECONDS,
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COORDINATED UNIVERSAL TIME.
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HAVE LEARN THATTARANUSHI'S CHALICE
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HAS ENDED UP THE FIRST PRIZEIN THE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW.
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THE CHALICE CONTAINSA MAGICAL CREATURE
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THAT I PLANTO UNLEASH AT LAST
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PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALLTHAT--HOO!
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YOU THERE.HANDS IN THE AIR.
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TARANUSHI'S CHALICEIS MINE! ALL MINE!
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WHEN THE CHALICERUNNETH OVER WITH WATER,
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THE CREATURESHALL BE RELEASED.
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AND ALL OF MY RESEARCHWILL BE PROVEN TRUE!
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LOOKS LIKE WE GOTANOTHER ONE FOR BELLEVUE.
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BEHOLD, THE MA--HOO-HOO.
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CHESS CLUB?
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THE TALENT SHOW TROPHYWILL BE MINE! HOO-HOO!
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OK. I'VE BEEN WORKINGON THIS ONE FOR THE SHOW.
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PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
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ANY...CARD.
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I CAN'T DO THE TRICKIF YOU KEEP PICKINGTHE WRONG CARD!
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I WISH I COULD TELL YOUMORE, PRINCIPAL.
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THE PERP ESCAPED ON FOOTBEFORE WE COULD QUESTIONHIM FURTHER.
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HE WAS RANTINGABOUT THE TALENT SHOWTROPHY LIKE A MADMAN.
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[SIGHS] VANDALS.FROM NOW ON,
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I'LL BE STORINGTHE SCHOOL TROPHIESSOMEWHERE SAFE.
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WHICH LEADS US TO CONCLUDETHAT MAGICAL CREATURESARE INDEED AMONG US.
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BUT, UH, REST ASSURED...[YAWNS, THEN MUMBLES]
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[SNORING]
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HA HA. I'VE NEVERHAD A TEACHERSO BORING
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OH! HA HA HA. OH.SO, WE HAVE A COMEDIANON OUR HANDS.
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WELL, HERE'S A JOKEFOR YOU, MR. HA HA.
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KNOCK-KNOCK.WHO'S THERE?
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AND PER SCHOOL RULES,ANY STUDENTWHO FAILS A CLASS,
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EVEN THE STARQUARTERBACK,
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LOSES HIS FOOTBALLELIGIBILITY.HA HA HA.
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HILARIOUS. NO?
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[BELL RINGS]
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CLASS DISMISSED.
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ALL RIGHT,HERE'S ANOTHER ONEI'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
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THE OLD TABLECLOTH TRICK.
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YOU KNOW, EXCEPTWITHOUT THE TABLECLOTH.
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OR THE DISHES.
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HEY-YO!
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GETTING IN BUSTAWITH ROTWOOD
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IS NO KIND OF TALENT.YOU HEAR ME?
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HUH?JAKEY, YOU COMING?
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UH, I'LL CATCH UPWITH YOU GUYS LATER.
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CREATED 2 MILLION YEARS AGOBY A TRIBE OF NOMADIC ELVES.
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SO, THE TALENT SHOW TROPHYISN'T SOME ANCIENT CHALICE?
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BUT EVERYONE KNOWSTHAT TARANUSHI'S CHALICEWAS CREATED BY GOBLINS.
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TARANUSHI'S CHALICEHAS AN EVIL JINNIMPRISONED WITHIN IT.
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WHEN THE CHALICE ISFILLED TO THE POINTTHAT IT RUNNETH OVER,
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THE JINN WILL BE RELEASED.
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HOW DO YOU GET IT BACK IN?
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UNFORTUNATELY,THE INCANTATION TORECAPTURE THE CREATURE
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HAS BEEN LOSTFOR A CENTURY.
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AND THAT PROFESSOR NUTWOODKNOWS ABOUT THIS CHALICE?
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YO. I BETHE WAS THE ONE WHO TRIEDTO STEAL IT LAST NIGHT.
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HE COULD BARELY STAY AWAKEIN CLASS TODAY.
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JAKE, YOU MUST GETTHAT CHALICE BEFOREPROFESSOR ROTWOOD DOES.
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THE SAFETY OF THE MAGICALCOMMUNITY DEPENDS ON IT.
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[STRAINING GRUNTS]
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WHOA!
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OK. IF I WERE AN ANCIENTMAGICAL CHALICE,
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I JUST WANTED TOEXPRESS MY CONCERNTHAT THE TROPHIES,
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ESPECIALLY THE TALENTSHOW TROPHY,
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WAS SAFE FROM ANYFURTHER VANDAL ATTEMPTSIN THE, UM...
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PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUTAKE SUCH INTEREST
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IN OUR TALENT SHOW BEFORE.
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I FEEL THAT CERTAINSTUDENTS HERE HAVETALENTS THEY'RE HIDING,
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TALENTS THATSHOULD BE EXPOSEDTO THE WHOLE WORLD.
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REST ASSURED, PROFESSOR,THE TROPHY IS SAFE.
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THE NEXT AND ONLY PERSONTO GET THEIR HANDS ON IT
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WILL BE THE WINNEROF THE TALENT SHOW.
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NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME...
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MM, INTERESTING.FRESH ROASTED,I THINK.
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MR. LONG, I DIDN'THEAR YOU COME IN.
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UH, YEAH. I WASJUST LOOKING FOR,UM, THE BEE.
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OH, YO, HERE IT IS.
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[HUMMING HIP HOP BEAT]
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THEN YOU KNOWWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
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YOU MUST ENTER THE TALENT SHOWAND WIN THAT CHALICE.
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I ALREADY TOLD SPUDI'D HELP HIM WIN.
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I CAN'T ENTER AGAINSTMY BEST FRIEND.
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KID, IF PROFESSOR NUTWOODGETS AHOLD OF THAT CHALICE,
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HE'LL EXPOSEMAGICAL CREATURESTO THE WORLD.
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SCIENCE WANTS ANSWERS.NEXT THING YOU KNOW, BOOM!
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EUNICE THE UNICORNIS GETTING SLICED UPIN A LAB. AAGGH...
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YOU MUST ENTERTHE TALENT SHOW.
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IT IS YOUR DUTY ASTHE AMERICAN DRAGON.
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AW, MAN.
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"F."WHAT COMES AFTER?
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"F." "F."
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UH, KNOCK-KNOCK.
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WELL? WELL,WHAT'S THE PUNCHLINE,MR. HA HA?
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YOU CAN'T JUST SAY"KNOCK-KNOCK" AND NOTHAVE A PUNCHLINE.
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I--I JUST--YOU TOLD ME TO COME BY.
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NO. I ASKED YOU HERETO OFFER YOU AN EXTRACREDIT OPPORTUNITY.
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PERHAPS A WAY TOREINSTATE YOUR STATUSON THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
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THAT YOU SEEM TO BE QUITETHE PIANO PRODIGY, EH?
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YOU'VE TAKEN PIANO LESSONSFOR THE LAST 11 YEARS, YES?
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12, ACTUALLY.
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12. WHAT DO YOU SAY
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WE CONTINUETHIS CONVERSATION
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AT THE TALENT SHOWREHEARSAL?
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DUSK COMES QUICKLY NOW.
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THE SUN SETSON THE HAY FIELD.
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THE HOGS WILL COME HOME.
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AHEM. SOO-EEY! SOO-EE-SOO!SOO SOO SOO SOO SOO!
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[SNORTS]PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGY-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGY!
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THE COMPETITION'SGONNA BE FIERCE.
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DOES MY BOOTY LOOKLIKE A DISCOBALLTO YOU?
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HEY, GUYS.WHAT'S UP?
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JAKE, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
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TELL SPUD THATLOVELY ASSISTANTS
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CAN JUST BE AS LOVELYIN JEANS AND T-SHIRTS.
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I DON'T SEE HIMTRYING TO CRAM YOUINTO A SEQUINED DRESS.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,UH...
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YEAH, UH, ABOUT THAT.
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I KINDA SORTA GOTTABACK OUT OF THE SPUDTHE SPUDNIFICENT ACT.
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I'M, UH, ENTERINGTHE TALENT SHOW, TOO.
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IT SOUNDED LIKE YOUSAID YOU WERE ENTERINGTHE TALENT SHOW.
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ER, BUT I KNOWTHAT'S NOT WHATI THINK I HEARD
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'CAUSE IF YOUTAKE THAT TROPHY AWAYFROM SPUD,
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YOU BE CRUSHING HISONE AND ONLY DREAM.
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NOW, TRIXIE, I'M SUREJAKE HAS A VERY GOODEXPLANATION
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AS TO WHY HE'SSTABBING HIS BEST FRIENDIN THE BACK.
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RIGHT, JERK--JAKE?
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RIGHT. YEAH. I DO.
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I MEAN,I WOULD IF I DID.
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BUT I GUESS I DON'T,SO, UH...
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COME ON, SPUD. LET'S PEEPTHE REAL COMPETITION.
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? ? ?...
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50 SWANS.
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51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56...
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AND NOW JAKE LONGWILL PERFORM
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A VENTRILOQUIST ACTWITH HIS DOG PUPPET.
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU CALLA PIRATE SHIP IN SOHO?
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I DON'T KNOW,CAPTAIN ARR-ARR, WHAT?
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YO-HO.HA HA HA.
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HEY, WHERE DO PIRATESGO FOR PICNICS?
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WHY DON'T THEY SERVE ESCARGOTIN DAVY JONES' LOCKER?
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'CAUSE DEAD MENSELL NO SNAILS.
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PAPA.
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DUDE, HE'SREALLY GOOD.
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I TRUSTYOU'LL BE BETTER.
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OOF.
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UHH!OOF.
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BUT I'M AFRAIDYOU'LL NEVER BEATMY YOUNG PIANO PRODIGY
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WITH THAT MANGY PUPPET.
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WHO YOU CALLING MANGY THERE,MOLLY McHAIRPIECE?
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I BEG YOUR PARDON.
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HA HA HA. TAKE IT EASY,CAPTAIN ARR-ARR.
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SERIOUSLY, YOUMIGHT WANNA CALLAN EXTERMINATOR
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FOR THAT RAT'S NESTYOU CALL HAIR.
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I'D LIKETO INTRODUCE YOUTO A NEW CONCEPT.
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IT'S CALLED A COMB--
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WHAT CAN I SAY?HE'S GOT A MINDOF HIS OWN.
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HILARIOUS. YOU'LL BELAUGHING ALL THE WAYTO LAST PLACE.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL CONCERTOTO LISTEN TO.
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[NECK CRACKS]
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[PLAYING OFF-KEY]
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12 YEARS! 12 YEARSOF PIANO LESSONS?!
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HEY, I SAID I TOOK THEM.I DIDN'T SAYI WAS ANY GOOD.
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WE HAD A DEAL.UNLESS YOU GET METHAT TROPHY,
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YOU WILL FAIL MY CLASSAND BE REMOVEDFROM THE FOOTBALL TEAM!
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HEY, PROF,DON'T SWEAT IT.
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YOU'LL GET YOUR TROPHY.I MAY NOT PLAY PIANO GOOD,
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BUT THE BRADSTERHAS OTHER TALENTS.
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LIKE ADDRESSING YOURSELFIN THE THIRD PERSON?
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LIKE ELIMINATINGTHE COMPETITION.
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GREENWICH PILLAGE,GET IT?
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PILLAGE WITHTHE PILLAGE IN THE--
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YEAH, COME ON. CAN'T WEPUT IT IN THE ACT?
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JAKE, COME ON.YOU GOTTA GETINTO THIS.
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YOUR TIMINGWAS TOTALLY OFF
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ON THE EMPIRE STATEBUILDING BIT.
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HEY-YO, THATPUPPET IS ILL.
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SO WHERE DO YOUPUT YOUR HAND UPTHIS THING ANYWAY?
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WHOA! WHOA!TRIXIE,WHAT'S GOING DOWN?
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I CAME TO ASK YOUTHE SAME THING.
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SPUD IS REALLY SICKABOUT THIS WHOLE THING,JAKE.
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HIS BIG, OL' SPUD HEARTIS JUST CRUMPLING.
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TRIXIE, I JUST--I--
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I HAVE TO DO THIS.
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YOU AND I BOTH KNOWYOU COULD PUT A HURTON SPUD.
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ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
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I'M ASKING YOUTO DROP OUT.
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AS A FRIEND?
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I CAN'T.
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WELL, YOU GOTTA DOWHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
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I JUST HOPE YOU KNOWWHAT YOU DOING.
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OHH!
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A POT WHICH BOILS OVEREVERY DAY IS SOON EMPTY.
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I'M SORRY, GRAMPS, IT'S JUST--THIS IS SO MESSED UP.
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I'M SORRY, TOO,YOUNG ONE.
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YOU WILL BE FACEDWITH MANY DIFFICULTDECISIONS.
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WE ARE EACHFACED WITH MANY ROADSALONG OUR JOURNEY.
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AND WE CANNOT ALWAYSCHOOSE THE ONE THAT'SEASIEST TO TRAVEL.
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SOMETIMES WE MUSTMAKE SACRIFICES.
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WHY DO YOU THINKGRAMPA'S ONLY FRIEND
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WHAT CAN I SAY?I'M GREAT ATPARTIES. WHOO-HOO!
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[SIGHS]
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FIRST CONTESTANT OBADIAHMAYFIELD WITH HISAWARD-WINNING HOG CALL.
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AHEM. SOO-EEY! [SNORTING]PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGY!
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[SQUEALING]
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GET IT OFF OF ME!GET IT OFF OF ME!
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OH, YEAH.I DATED A GIRLWHO'S A HOG FARMER.
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HIT ME UP HIGH,PROF.
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AHEM. ONE SWAN...
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ONE SWAN...
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ONE SWAN!
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[SOBBING]
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AAH! AAH![SQUEALING]
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PIG ATTACK!GET IT OFF OF ME!
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2 DOWN.
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AAH![SOBS]
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THE MUSIC IS DEAD.THE MUSIC IS DEAD.
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NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DOIS GET RID OF JAKE,AND IT'S IN THE BAG.
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WHAT ABOUT THIS SPUD,UH, SPUDNIFICENT?
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YOU MEAN SPUD THE DUD?DON'T WORRY, PROF.
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I DON'T THINKHE'LL BE A PROBLEM.
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UM, ANYONE SEE A LITTLEWHITE RABBIT AROUND HERE?
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THAT'S LIKETHE THIRD BUNNYYOU LOST TODAY.
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I SWEAR,THE THINGS I DOFOR THAT BOY.
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LISTEN, IT'S JUSTYOU AND ME AND PUPPET BOYLEFT IN THE SHOW.
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SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU SAYWE GET RID OF JAKE ANDMAKE IT A FAIR CONTEST?
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NO WAY, MAN.JAKE'S MY BUD.
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FINE! GOOD LUCK WITHYOUR TALENT, MAGIC BOY.
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HEY, THAT'S MAGIC MANTO YOU, RUMP ROAST.
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LISTEN, KID,I KNOW YOU'RE BUMMEDABOUT THIS.
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BUT--AVAST, MATEY.TROUBLE OFFTHE STARBOARD BOW.
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HEY, UM, PRINCIPAL DERCETOWANTS US TO WAIT UPSTAIRSTILL OUR TURN.
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IF I COULD READTHE PRINCIPAL'S MIND,
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I'D BE LIKE A MIND-READEROR SOMETHING.
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YOU COMING OR NOT?
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RIGHT UP HERE.JUST FOLLOW THE BRADSTER.
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ARE YOU SURETHIS IS WHERE--
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GO DEEP FORYOUR LITTLE PUPPET,SUCKER.
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AAH!
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P.A.:PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEXTCONTESTANT BRAD MORDON.
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TOO BAD YOU'LL MISS YOURS...LOSER.[LOCK TURNS]
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YEAH, LIKE A LOCKED DOORCAN KEEP INTHE AMERICAN DRAGON.
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LET'S GET OUTOF HERE, FU.
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AH, MINOR PROBLEM, KID.
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OH, YEAH, LIKE I PLANNEDTO MAKE MY HEINIE ONEWITH THE PLUMBING.
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WILL YOU GET MEOUT OF HERE, EH?
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[GRUNTING]
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EASY, KID. YOUTRYING TO SKIN ME?
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YAAA!
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[PLAYING OFF-KEY]
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ALL RIGHT,THANK YOU FOR THATINTERESTING PIECE.
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NEXT CONTESTANT,SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.
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TRIXIE, WE CAN'T GO ON YET.
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I CAN'T FIND--MY RABBIT!
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HA HA HA. THANKS.
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UHH! HUT! OH!OOF.
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WHOO!ALL RIGHT,
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TIME TO UNLOCK THIS DOORDRAGON STYLE.
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DRAGON FIRE!
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YOW!
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WHOA!DRAGON DOWN.
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YIKES, WE'VE GOTSOME SERIOUSPLUMBING ISSUES.
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OH, GREAT.SOME SIDEKICK I AM.
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LET THE AMERICAN DRAGONGET BESTED BY A TOILET.
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COME ON, KID,WILL YOU WAKE UP?
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WHOA. WHAT TH--
348
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YEAH. TELL ME SOMETHINGI DON'T KNOW.
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JAKE LONG.DID I MISS MY TURN?
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NO!
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OBSERVE, AS SPUDTHE SPUDNIFICENT
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PULLS A RABBITOUT OF HIS HAT!
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WHOA.
354
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WHAT IN THE HECK KINDOF RABBIT IS THAT?
355
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BEHOLD THE MAGIC OFSPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.
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[CHEERING]
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DRAGON UP!
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HUH?
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MAGIC CREATURES.THERE ARE MAGIC CREATURESON STAGE.
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WELL, PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,IT IS A MAGIC SHOW.
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NO! NOT MAGICMAGICAL CREATURES.
362
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REAL ONES,LIVING, BREATHING--
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OH, DON'T BE ABSURD.IT'S ALL DONE WITHA SLEIGHT OF HAND.
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PYROTECHNICS.
365
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PYROTECHNICS, MY EYEs!
366
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IT'S REAL, I TELL YOU.AND I'LL PROVE IT.
367
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EVERYONE, LISTEN TO ME.
368
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[GASPS]
369
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WOW!WOW!
370
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YOU! YOU!
371
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WHOAA!
372
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YAAAH!
373
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[GROANS]
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COME ON, MAGIC, WORK!WORK!
375
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ABBIGO...AIREE...AGEE ATTOMB!
376
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AWESOME!
377
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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHERFOR SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.
378
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I GUESS WE FOUNDTHE LONG LOST INCANTATION.
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GO SUPERGRAMPS.
380
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THAT'S AMAZING!WOW!WHOO!
381
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I KNEW IF I PRACTICEDMAGIC LONG ENOUGH,
382
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IT WOULD FINALLYKICK IN ONE DAY.
383
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ALL RIGHT, AND NOWOUR LAST CONTESTANT,JAKE LONG.
384
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OK, KID. LET'S GOWIN US A CHALICE.
385
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HEY, GOOD LUCK OUT THEREAND WATCH YOUR BACK.
386
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,616
BRAD WAS TALKING ABOUTGETTING RID OF YOU.
387
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COME ON, KID.WHAT ARE YOUWAITING FOR?
388
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SORRY, FU. GOTTA DOWHAT I GOTTA DO.
389
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UM, I'D LIKE TO WITHDRAW MYSELFFROM THE COMPETITION.
390
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IN THAT CASE, THE WINNEROF THE TALENT SHOWIS SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.
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[CHEERS]
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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU,SUPERGRAMPS.
393
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YO, JAKE.HEY, WAIT UP.
394
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HEY, UM, I JUST WANTEDTO THANK YOU FOR,
395
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NAH. I SHOULD'VE NEVERENTERED THE TALENT SHOWIN THE FIRST PLACE.
396
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NO ONE CAN BEAT SPUDTHE SPUDNIFICENT.
397
00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:05,159
PERSONALLY, I'M GLAD YOUDITCH THE VENTRILOQUIST ACT.
398
00:21:05,159 --> 00:21:07,094
THAT PUPPET DO GIVE METHE CREEPS.
399
00:21:07,094 --> 00:21:09,096
THE WAY HIS EYES BEFOLLOWING YOU AROUND.
400
00:21:09,096 --> 00:21:12,767
WHAT CAN I SAY?I'M FULL OF SURPRISES,SISTER. WHOO-HOO!
401
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:15,202
SERIOUSLY, CREEPY.
402
00:21:15,202 --> 00:21:18,105
HERE, DUDE. I KNOW YOUDROPPED OUT BECAUSE OF ME.
403
00:21:18,105 --> 00:21:19,707
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
404
00:21:19,707 --> 00:21:21,142
YOU SURE?TOTALLY.
405
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I AIN'T PLAYING,JAKE.
406
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GIVE THAT TIRED OL' TOYTO CHARITY.
407
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[RASPBERRY]
408
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WHAT?
409
00:21:31,118 --> 00:21:34,722
AW, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN JAKEFIGHTING THE JINN,
410
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THE CROWDS ROARING,GOIN' CRAZY.
411
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LOOK, I KNOW WHATYOU'RE GONNA SAY.
412
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:43,264
YOU MAY HAVE PICKEDTHE WRONG ROAD FORTHE AMERICAN DRAGON,
413
00:21:43,264 --> 00:21:46,300
BUT YOU PICKEDTHE RIGHT ROADFOR A FRIEND.
414
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,704
NOW, LET'S PUTTARANUSHI'S CHALICESOMEWHERE SAFE.
415
00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:52,173
I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.
416
00:21:52,173 --> 00:21:53,741
YOU HAD ITWHEN WE LEFT SCHOOL.
417
00:21:53,741 --> 00:21:55,409
WELL, YOU HAD ITON THE SUBWAY.
418
00:21:55,409 --> 00:21:57,712
THE SUBWAY!THE SUBWAY!
419
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TARANUSHI'S CHALICE.
420
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FOR THOUSANDS OF CENTURIES,
421
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:07,288
MAN AND MAGICAL BEAST ALIKEHAVE FOUGHT TO POSSESS IT.
422
00:22:07,338 --> 00:22:11,888
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