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Presenting...
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Number five:
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Star Trek Fan Club Magazine.
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Mom, DeForest Kelley's favorite
episode is "The Empath."
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Good to know.
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Number four: the Weather Cube
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from RadioShack.
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The humidity is 90%
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with a dew point
of 79.5 degrees.
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Mom!
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The dew point is 79.5 degrees.
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Okay.
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Number three:
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The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour.
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Such a great theme song.
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♪ Buh-buh-bum.
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Number two:
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Meemaw after a few beers.
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It took a while,
but we finally picked a new name
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for my bowling team:
The Ball Busters.
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Hey, Mom.
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Guess what Meemaw named
her bowling team? The Ball...
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And the number one source
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of news from my childhood:
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the bulletin board
at the train store.
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News about trains
in a store full of trains.
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Yummy.
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How did this not make
The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour?
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The train museum's
looking for a docent.
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What's a docent?
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It's a person in a museum
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who gives information on the exhibits.
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Do you think they'd let someone
your age do that?
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Why not?
I have a high school diploma.
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True.
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I know more about trains
than anybody.
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True.
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And I have the unique ability
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to wear people down
until I get my way.
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So true.
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Hello. I understand
you're looking for a docent.
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I'm 11 years old,
but you should know
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I have a high school diploma
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and I know more about trains
than anybody.
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You still sound on the fence.
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It was time to break out
my unique ability.
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Let me tell you about
every model train I own
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and what each of them
means to me.
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The first locomotive
I ever received...
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Wouldn't you know it,
47 short minutes later,
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I got the job.
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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You put your cleats in the truck?
Yep.
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We should hit the road soon.
It's a long drive.
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Okay.
I got your lunches here.
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Extra Fruit Roll-Ups?
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You each got two.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What time is the game?
12:30.
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Why are we talking
about baseball
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and not my impending
docent-hood?
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Who wants to tell him
it's stupid?
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Leave it alone.
And why dothey make you wear
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that goofy costume?
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Ha. They don't. This is all me.
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What do you got going on today?
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Ooh, laundry,
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grocery shopping, vacuuming.
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I might go nuts
and dust the picture frames.
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Well, nice. Everybody's doing
something they love.
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Sheldon, you sure about this?
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Yes, leave the crusts on.
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I'm a docent now.
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Thanks for bringing me.
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Hey, it got me out of
driving all the way
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to Missy's game;
I should be thanking you.
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My little knuckles
might not be cutting it.
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Would you give it a go?
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Sure.
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How's that?
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Four knocks.
Bold.
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Hello, hello.
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Volunteer docent Sheldon
Cooper reporting for duty.
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Welcome aboard.
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Train nomenclature right
out of the gate. Promising.
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I like your conductor's uniform.
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You know what they say.
Dress for the job you want.
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Do I get an "ask me" button,
too?
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Well, thank you for asking,
and yes, you do.
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I'll be right back.
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Do you see that bell?
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That's from Texas and New
Orleans locomotive number 701.
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I'd tell you more,
but you haven't contributed
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the suggested donation.
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Number 701 was built in 1930
by the Baldwin Locomotive Works.
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It was a superheated
4-8-4 class GS-1
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with 7...
I want my money back.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I know you're supposed
to pick me up at 4:00,
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but I may live here now.
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Send me a Christmas card.
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I'm glad Mom didn't come.
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Why's that?
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I can spit
when I'm on the mound.
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You can hock up anything
you want today.
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Not here.Aw.
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We need to stop so I can pee.
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I told you to pee
before we left the house.
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That was an hour and a half ago.
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Can't you hold it?
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I may spit like a man,
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but I have the bladder
of a little girl.
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I'm going to work.
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Okay, have fun.
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What-what time do you think
you'll be back?
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Before dinner.
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See you then.
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And my day off begins.
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Just let me know
if you have any questions.
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This is a very nice
builder's plate.
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How can you be sure
it's not a replica?
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Now, that is a great question.
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Thank you. I also know the answer.
Do you?
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Well, there's, uh,
rust and soot on the back of it
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from when it was mounted
to the engine's smokebox.
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Very good.
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Ah, the 1937
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Santa Fe diesel.
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I've always loved
that paint scheme.
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I wonder if they had
a name for it.
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Cat's Whiskers.
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Correct.
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Ha! Two for two.
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Did you know that
the word "train"
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comes from
the French verb traîner,
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which means to draw or drag?
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Well, I just learned something.
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Well, if you enjoy
learning things,
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then you and I are on
the fast track to friendship.
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Speaking of fast tracks,
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the Japanese bullet train,
or Shinkansen...
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Ready to roll?
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Not really.
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What's wrong?
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It happened.
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What happened?
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That thing that happens to girls
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when they're becoming
young ladies.
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What? Now?
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I'm not happy about it, either.
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Should we go home?
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I'm pitching in an hour.
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I... you think
that's a good idea?
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Maybe you need to lie down.
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I don't need to lie down.
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Okay, well,
maybe I need to lie down.
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Okay, we're gonna find a
pay phone and call your mother.
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She's not here right now.
What can she do?
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Well, I don't know what to do.
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We're gonna go to a drugstore
and get what I need.
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Go to a drug store.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Breathe.
We're gonna get through this.
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It's almost opening time.
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Can I flip the sign?
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Have at it.
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Five, four,
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three, two, one.
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We're officially open
for business.
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Anticlimactic.
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Get him, Dalton. Get him.
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Mary Cooper,
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what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Why are you watching Road House?
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Why aren't you at work?
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I asked you first,
and my question
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is way more interesting.
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It was just on.
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I don't even know what that is.
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Then how'd you know
his name's Dalton?
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I don't have to explain
myself to you.
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This is a pretty dirty movie.
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How do you know? It is rated R.
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For violence, language
and sexual content.
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You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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Nothing to be
embarrassed about.
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It's perfectly natural.
Perfectly normal.
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Dad, I know.
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I'm telling myself.
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Uh...
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How much money you need?
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I'm not going in there. You are.
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Why can't you go?
It's embarrassing.
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You just said
it wasn't embarrassing.
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Well, it is and I lied.
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♪ Whoa...
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
Welcome to the Lone Star Train Museum.
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I'm Docent Sheldon Cooper.
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If you have any questions...
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You know where the bathroom is?
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Indeed I do.
You'll want to chug along
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past our authentic 1928
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Southern Pacific Sunset
limited whistle,
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then keep going past
our conductor's uniform,
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which was worn on the Texas
and Pacific Railway.
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Then you'll come upon...
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Son, I have to take a leak.
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It's in the back.
Thank you.
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And our toilets flush,
unlike the ones on trains
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before 1889.
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This is a genuine locomotive bell
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from Texas and New Orleans
number 701.
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Now there's a proper technique
to make the purest sound.
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Most people don't know
how to do that.
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But you're in luck,
because I do.
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You want to know more
about the Cotton Belt,
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there's plenty in here.
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Although the facts
in that brochure are suspect.
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Sheldon, I, uh,
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I wrote this brochure.
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While the origins of the
Southern Pacific go back
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to 1848, the company wasn't
formally started until 1865.
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And before you reprint these,
we should talk fonts.
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See? It's all in the wrist.
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And early trains used
the drop chute toilet,
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also called the hopper toilet,
which was really just a hole...
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Couldn't you just listen
to this all day?
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So how many times
have you seen Road House?
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Sorry, can't hear you.
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More or less than five?
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'Cause that'show many times I've seen it.
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That's how many years
you're gonna be grounded
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if you don't drop it right now.
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Does Dad know you like this movie?
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No, and it is gonna
stay that way.
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Why? Because it is not
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something I should be watching.
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Then why are you watching it?
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It is a guilty pleasure,
so will you drop it now?
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Relax.
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I ain't gonna tell nobody.
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Thank you.
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I think it's awesome
you like it.
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It is pretty cool how Dalton
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doesn't drive
his Mercedes to the bar
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'cause he knows
they're gonna trash it.
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Dalton's no dummy.
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No, sir.
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It's right over there
in aisle two.
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Find everything you need today?
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Yeah, think so.
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You don't know
what you're doing, do you?
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No, ma'am.
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Would you like some help?
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Yes, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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we need to talk.
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About this bell?
You got it.
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Did you know different
engineers would often...
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Son?
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You're a sweet kid, but...
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I don't think
this is working out.
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What? Why?
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I-I know everything
there is to know about trains.
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Well, you see now,
that there is the problem.
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People, when they come here,
they want to enjoy it.
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They don't want to get
lectured in the bathroom.
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And you have been correcting me
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in front of the visitors
all morning long.
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Would you prefer
I send you a memo
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of your mistakes
at the end of the day?
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No.Because that's what I did
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for the teachers at my school.
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I think it brought us
all closer.
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Sheldon, it's great
to have knowledge.
282
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But you don't need
to show it off all the time.
283
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Oh, I don't mind.
284
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You see, trains are
all about balance, right?
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Now you put too much water
into a steam engine,
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it can't do its job.
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You let that water run low...
boom, it'll blow up.
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Now, a good engineer
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makes sure he uses just
the right amount of water.
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Not too little, not too much.
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That make sense?
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The fireman adjusts the water,
not the engineer.
293
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,173
And then he took
my "ask me" button.
294
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He didn't even ask me.
He just took it.
295
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Everybody gets fired
for something eventually.
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For being too good at their job?
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00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:19,014
Well, Moon Pie,
sometimes you just get
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00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:22,583
too excited about
sharing the facts in your head.
299
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:25,107
But learning facts is
the ant's pants.
300
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,761
Which is
the Australian derivation
301
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,284
of the bee's knees.
302
00:13:28,328 --> 00:13:29,480
See, you just learned something.
303
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,679
And wasn't that
the cat's pajamas?
304
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Alls I'm saying is people
aren't always in the mood.
305
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,553
Well, they should be.
306
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I'm happy to learnany fact at any time.
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Is that so?
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Yes.
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Grab my knitting bag.
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I don't recommend driving while knitting.
311
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Your reflexes aren'twhat they used to be.
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Just look in the bag!
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Did you know
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that there are three
different kinds of yarn?
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I didn't.
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00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,750
You got your animal, like wool.
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Your plant, like cotton.
318
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,798
And your synthetic,
like acrylic.
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Interesting.
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00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,278
You think so?
321
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,628
I'm glad to hear that.
322
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,849
Because each one of them
has plusses and minuses,
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00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,807
and you're about
to hear them all
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00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:15,115
in mind-numbing detail.
325
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:20,860
Nothing to worry about.
326
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,991
We got this. Really?
327
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,427
Everything you need's
right here.
328
00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:27,213
You're the best.
329
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,173
Come on, I'll show you
where the bathroom is.
330
00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:31,870
Oh, and there's a
very helpful cashier
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00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,350
named Gretchen you need to hug.
332
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,568
Come on.
333
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,614
Here she is, Gretchen.
334
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,572
Another way
335
00:14:38,615 --> 00:14:40,879
to cast on in knitting
336
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,837
is called the slingshot.
337
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,709
Did you know the Wham-O company
was named
338
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,928
after its first product,
the Wham-O Slingshot?
339
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:49,584
I'm the one saying
the facts right now.
340
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,586
Unless you're tired
of hearing them?
341
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,196
Sick of learning?
Never.
342
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,590
Well, that's too bad.
343
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,461
How awesome was it when he
fights those four guys at once?
344
00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:00,333
They were asking for it.
345
00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:02,423
Dalton doesn't fight
unless he has to.
346
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,250
True, 'cause
when the doctor says,
347
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:05,967
"How many of these fights
you win?" he says...
348
00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,907
Nobody ever wins in a fight.
349
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,738
Mm, and I like how smart he is.
350
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,914
But doesn't feel
like he has to show it off.
351
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:16,958
No kidding.
352
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,568
Maybe Sheldon should watch it.
353
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:22,008
Hey, what was Dalton's third
rule of being a good bouncer?
354
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,748
Be nice.
355
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,359
That's right.
356
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,232
I think Dad would love that
you're into stuff like this.
357
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,061
I'm sure he would.
358
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,542
He took me to see Mad Maxtwice.
359
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,673
Really?
360
00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,283
Actually...
361
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,590
the second time,
we couldn't find a sitter,
362
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,244
so we brought you along.
363
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,942
How old was I?
364
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,943
I don't know... four?
365
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,902
No wonder I'm so cool.
366
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,077
So, why you hiding it?
367
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,517
Well, 'cause I'm supposed
to be a good Christian.
368
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,432
Clearly this is something
I need to work on.
369
00:15:56,476 --> 00:16:00,133
Well, before you fix it,
you've got to watch Die Hard 2.
370
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,397
Bruce Willis stabs a guy
in the head with an icicle.
371
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:09,837
Now, circular knitting produces
a seamless tube.
372
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,708
You already told me that.
373
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,972
Oh, did I?
374
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,149
Can we circle back
to double-pointed needles?
375
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,802
I have a follow-up question.
376
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,847
Hold that thought.
377
00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:29,336
Strike two!
378
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,120
One more!
379
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:32,991
Just like that!
380
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,823
Strike three, you're out.
381
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,303
There you go! Ha!
382
00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:43,131
That's how you do it!
383
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,480
Is thatyour little girl?
384
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:46,527
That's my little lady.
385
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,576
Well, sometimes.
386
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:03,065
Carrying the stuffing out of the Caddy was easy.
Using it to stop
387
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,894
the guys chasing us...
The kids are asleep.
388
00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:07,548
Gasoline would help.
389
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,506
Always does... You gonna watch that?
390
00:17:09,549 --> 00:17:10,942
Well, it's MacGyver.
391
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,031
He makes stuff out
of other stuff.
392
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,771
Sort of a homemade mortar.
393
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,470
Why, did you want
to watch something else?
394
00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:20,038
I thought maybe
we could watch a movie.
395
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,128
Sure, yeah, which one?
396
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,913
Um... I don't know.
397
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,090
I heard that that movie
Road House
398
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:30,919
is supposed to be good.
399
00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:32,486
What's it about?
400
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,791
I think it's about a guy,
401
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,621
um... Dalton.
402
00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:39,971
Who's a bouncer
403
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,407
who has to clean up a bar
404
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,105
that's been overrun
by a bunch of bad guys.
405
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,630
Oh, yeah, it's got that guy
that looks like Georgie in it.
406
00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:48,197
No, he doesn't.
407
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,763
Are you kidding?
408
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,417
He looks exactly like him.
409
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,861
Let's just watch MacGyver.
410
00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,557
Cool.
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00:18:03,951 --> 00:18:05,910
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