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Presenting...
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"Sledon Cooper's Top Five Sources
of News From My Childgood".
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Number five:
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Star Trek Fan Club Magazine.
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Mom, DeForest Kelley's favorite
episode is "The Empath."
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Good to know.
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Number four: the Weather Cube
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from RadioShack.
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The humidity is 90%
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with a dew point of 79.5 degrees.
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Mom!
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The dew point is 79.5 degrees.
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Okay.
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Number three:
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The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour.
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Such a great theme song.
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* Buh-buh-bum. *
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Number two:
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Meemaw after a few beers.
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It took a while, but we
finally picked a new name
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The Ball Busters.
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Hey, Mom.
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Guess what Meemaw named her
bowling team? The Ball...
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And the number one source
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of news from my childhood:
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the bulletin board at the train store.
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News about trains in
a store full of trains.
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Yummy.
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How did this not make The
MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour?
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The train museum's looking for a docent.
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What's a docent?
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It's a person in a museum
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who gives informationon the exhibits.
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Do you think they'd let
someone your age do that?
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Why not? I have a high school diploma.
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True.
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I know more about trains than anybody.
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True.
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And I have the unique ability
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to wear people down until I get my way.
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So true.
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Hello. I understand you're
looking for a docent.
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I'm 11 years old, but you should know
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I have a high school diploma
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and I know more about
trains than anybody.
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You still sound on the fence.
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It was time to break
out my unique ability.
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Let me tell you about
every model train I own
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and what each of them means to me.
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The first locomotive I ever received...
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Wouldn't you know it,
47 short minutes later,
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I got the job.
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- You put your cleats in the truck?
- Yep.
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We should hit the road
soon. It's a long drive.
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- Okay.
- I got your lunches here.
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Extra Fruit Roll-Ups?
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- You each got two.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- What time is the game?
- 12:30.
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Why are we talking about baseball
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and not my impending docent-hood?
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Who wants to tell him it's stupid?
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- Leave it alone.
- And why do they make you wear
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that goofy costume?
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Ha. They don't. This is all me.
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What do you got going on today?
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Ooh, laundry,
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grocery shopping, vacuuming.
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I might go nuts and
dust the picture frames.
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Well, nice. Everybody's
doing something they love.
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Sheldon, you sure about this?
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Yes, leave the crusts on.
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I'm a docent now.
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Thanks for bringing me.
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Hey, it got me out
of driving all the way
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to Missy's game; I
should be thanking you.
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My little knuckles
might not be cutting it.
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Would you give it a go?
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Sure.
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How's that?
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Four knocks. Bold.
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Hello, hello.
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Volunteer docent Sheldon
Cooper reporting for duty.
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Welcome aboard.
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Train nomenclature right
out of the gate. Promising.
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I like your conductor's uniform.
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You know what they say.
Dress for the job you want.
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Do I get an "ask me" button, too?
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Well, thank you for
asking, and yes, you do.
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I'll be right back.
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Do you see that bell?
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That's from Texas and New
Orleans locomotive number 701.
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I'd tell you more, but
you haven't contributed
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the suggested donation.
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Number 701 was built in 1930by
the Baldwin Locomotive Works.
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It was a superheated 4-8-4 class GS-1
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- with 7...
- I want my money back.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I know you're supposed
to pick me up at 4:00,
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but I may live here now.
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Send me a Christmas card.
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I'm glad Mom didn't come.
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Why's that?
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I can spit when I'm on the mound.
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You can hock up anything you want today.
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- Not here.
- Aw.
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We need to stop so I can pee.
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I told you to pee
before we left the house.
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That was an hour and a half ago.
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Can't you hold it?
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I may spit like a man,
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but I have the bladder of a little girl.
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I'm going to work.
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Okay, have fun.
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What-what time do you
think you'll be back?
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Before dinner.
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See you then.
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And my day off begins.
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Just let me know if
you have any questions.
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This is a very nice builder's plate.
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How can you be sure it's not a replica?
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Now, that is a great question.
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Thank you. I also know
the answer. Do you?
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Well, there's, uh, rust
and soot on the back of it
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from when it was mounted
to the engine's smokebox.
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Very good.
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Ah, the 1937
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Santa Fe diesel.
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I've always loved that paint scheme.
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I wonder if they had a name for it.
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Cat's Whiskers.
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Correct.
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Ha! Two for two.
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Did you know that the word "train"
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comes from the French verb tra๏ฟฝner,
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which means to draw or drag?
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Well, I just learned something.
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Well, if you enjoy learning things,
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then you and I are on the
fast track to friendship.
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Speaking of fast tracks,
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the Japanese bullet
train, or Shinkansen...
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Ready to roll?
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Not really.
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What's wrong?
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It happened.
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What happened?
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That thing that happens to girls
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when they're becoming young ladies.
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What? Now?
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I'm not happy about it, either.
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Should we go home?
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I'm pitching in an hour.
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I... you think that's a good idea?
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Maybe you need to lie down.
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I don't need to lie down.
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Okay, well, maybe I need to lie down.
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Okay, we're gonna find a pay
phone and call your mother.
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She's not here right
now. What can she do?
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Well, I don't know what to do.
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We're gonna go to a
drugstore and get what I need.
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Go to a drug store.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Breathe. We're gonna get through this.
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It's almost opening time.
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Can I flip the sign?
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Have at it.
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Five, four,
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three, two, one.
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We're officially open for business.
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Anticlimactic.
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Get him, Dalton. Get him.
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Mary Cooper,
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what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Why are you watching Road House?
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Why aren't you at work?
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I asked you first, and my question
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is way more interesting.
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It was just on.
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I don't even know what that is.
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Then how'd you know his name's Dalton?
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I don't have to explain myself to you.
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This is a pretty dirty movie.
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How do you know? It is rated R.
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For violence, language
and sexual content.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Nothing to be embarrassed about.
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It's perfectly natural.
Perfectly normal.
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Dad, I know.
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I'm telling myself.
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Uh...
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How much money you need?
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I'm not going in there. You are.
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Why can't you go? It's embarrassing.
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You just said it wasn't embarrassing.
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Well, it is and I lied.
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Excuse me.
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Hello. Welcome to the
Lone Star Train Museum.
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I'm Docent Sheldon Cooper.
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If you have any questions...
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You know where the bathroom is?
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Indeed I do. You'll want to chug along
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past our authentic 1928
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Southern Pacific Sunset limited whistle,
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then keep going past
our conductor's uniform,
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which was worn on the
Texas and Pacific Railway.
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Then you'll come upon...
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Son, I have to take a leak.
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- It's in the back.
- Thank you.
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And our toilets flush,
unlike the ones on trains
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before 1889.
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This is a genuinelocomotive bell
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from Texas and New Orleans number 701.
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Now there's a proper technique
to make the purest sound.
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Most people don't know how to do that.
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But you're in luck, because I do.
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You want to know more
about the Cotton Belt,
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there's plenty in here.
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Although the facts in
that brochure are suspect.
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Sheldon, I, uh,
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I wrote this brochure.
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While the origins of the
Southern Pacific go back
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to 1848, the company wasn't
formally started until 1865.
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And before you reprint
these, we should talk fonts.
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See? It's all in the wrist.
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And early trains used
the drop chute toilet,
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also called the hopper toilet,
which was really just a hole...
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Couldn't you just
listen to this all day?
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So how many times have
you seen Road House?
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Sorry, can't hear you.
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More or less than five?
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'Cause that'show many
times I've seen it.
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That's how many years
you're gonna be grounded
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if you don't drop it right now.
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Does Dad know you like this movie?
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No, and it is gonna stay that way.
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- Why?
- Because it is not
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something I should be watching.
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Then why are you watching it?
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It is a guilty pleasure,
so will you drop it now?
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Relax.
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I ain't gonna tell nobody.
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Thank you.
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I think it's awesome you like it.
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It is pretty cool how Dalton
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doesn't drive his Mercedes to the bar
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'cause he knows they're gonna trash it.
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Dalton's no dummy.
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No, sir.
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It's right over there in aisle two.
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Find everything you need today?
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Yeah, think so.
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You don't know what
you're doing, do you?
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No, ma'am.
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Would you like some help?
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Yes, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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we need to talk.
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About this bell? You got it.
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Did you know different
engineers would often...
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Son?
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You're a sweet kid, but...
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I don't think this is working out.
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What? Why?
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I-I know everything there
is to know about trains.
269
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,992
Well, you see now, that
there is the problem.
270
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,948
People, when they come
here, they want to enjoy it.
271
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They don't want to get
lectured in the bathroom.
272
00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:22,026
And you have been correcting me
273
00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:24,221
in front of the visitors
all morning long.
274
00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:25,737
Would you prefer I send you a memo
275
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,222
of your mistakes at the end of the day?
276
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,354
- No.
- Because that's what I did
277
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,456
for the teachers at my school.
278
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,823
I think it brought us all closer.
279
00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:32,261
Sheldon, it's great to have knowledge.
280
00:12:32,263 --> 00:12:35,134
But you don't need to
show it off all the time.
281
00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:36,666
Oh, I don't mind.
282
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,498
You see, trains are all
about balance, right?
283
00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:43,536
Now you put too much
water into a steam engine,
284
00:12:43,539 --> 00:12:44,950
it can't do its job.
285
00:12:44,953 --> 00:12:47,851
You let that water run
low... Boom, it'll blow up.
286
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,289
Now, a good engineer
287
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,813
makes sure he uses just
the right amount of water.
288
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,250
Not too little, not too much.
289
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,733
That make sense?
290
00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:00,865
The fireman adjusts the
water, not the engineer.
291
00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:02,981
And then he took my "ask me" button.
292
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:05,130
He didn't even ask me. He just took it.
293
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,617
Everybody gets fired
for something eventually.
294
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,663
For being too goodat their job?
295
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,057
Well, Moon Pie, sometimes you just get
296
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:22,625
too excited about sharing
the facts in your head.
297
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,150
But learning facts is the ant's pants.
298
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,804
Which is the Australian derivation
299
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,145
of the bee's knees.
300
00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:29,501
See, you just learned something.
301
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,721
And wasn't that the cat's pajamas?
302
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,986
Alls I'm saying is people
aren't always in the mood.
303
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,596
Well, they should be.
304
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,903
I'm happy to learnany fact at any time.
305
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,339
Is that so?
306
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,689
Yes.
307
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,343
Grab my knitting bag.
308
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,330
I don't recommend
driving while knitting.
309
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,260
Your reflexes aren't
what they used to be.
310
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,349
Just look in the bag!
311
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,959
Did you know
312
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,483
that there are three
different kinds of yarn?
313
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,614
I didn't.
314
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,791
You got your animal, like wool.
315
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,402
Your plant, like cotton.
316
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,840
And your synthetic, like acrylic.
317
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,971
Interesting.
318
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,320
You think so?
319
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,403
I'm glad to hear that.
320
00:14:06,406 --> 00:14:09,731
Because each one of them
has plusses and minuses,
321
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:11,848
and you're about to hear them all
322
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,115
in mind-numbing detail.
323
00:14:19,544 --> 00:14:20,901
Nothing to worry about.
324
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,034
- We got this.
- Really?
325
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,428
Everything you need's right here.
326
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,214
You're the best.
327
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,215
Come on, I'll show you
where the bathroom is.
328
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,912
Oh, and there's a very helpful cashier
329
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,392
named Gretchen you need to hug.
330
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,569
Come on.
331
00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:36,656
Here she is, Gretchen.
332
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,614
Another way
333
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,921
to cast on in knitting
334
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,880
is called the slingshot.
335
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,751
Did you know the
Wham-O company was named
336
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,971
after its first product,
the Wham-O Slingshot?
337
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,625
I'm the one saying the facts right now.
338
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,627
Unless you're tired of hearing them?
339
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,392
Sick of learning? Never.
340
00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:55,364
Well, that's too bad.
341
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:58,503
How awesome was it when he
fights those four guys at once?
342
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,375
They were asking for it.
343
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,464
Dalton doesn't fight unless he has to.
344
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,083
True, 'cause when the doctor says,
345
00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:05,990
"How many of these fights
you win?" he says...
346
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,948
Nobody ever wins in a fight.
347
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,780
Mm, and I like how smart he is.
348
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,747
But doesn't feel like
he has to show it off.
349
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:16,793
No kidding.
350
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,349
Maybe Sheldon should watch it.
351
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:22,048
Hey, what was Dalton's third
rule of being a good bouncer?
352
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,790
Be nice.
353
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,359
That's right.
354
00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:30,274
I think Dad would love that
you're into stuff like this.
355
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,103
I'm sure he would.
356
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,583
He took me to see Mad Max twice.
357
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,715
Really?
358
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,325
Actually...
359
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,632
the second time, we
couldn't find a sitter,
360
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,286
so we brought you along.
361
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,809
How old was I?
362
00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:44,985
I don't know... four?
363
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,944
No wonder I'm so cool.
364
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,078
So, why you hiding it?
365
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:53,192
Well, 'cause I'm supposed
to be a good Christian.
366
00:15:53,195 --> 00:15:56,286
Clearly this is something
I need to work on.
367
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,173
Well, before you fix it,
you've got to watch Die Hard 2.
368
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,397
Bruce Willis stabs a guy
in the head with an icicle.
369
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:09,879
Now, circular knitting
produces a seamless tube.
370
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,751
You already told me that.
371
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,014
Oh, did I?
372
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,190
Can we circle back to
double-pointed needles?
373
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,844
I have a follow-up question.
374
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,848
Hold that thought.
375
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,377
Strike two!
376
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,162
One more!
377
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,992
Just like that!
378
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:39,294
Strike three, you're out.
379
00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:41,345
There you go! Ha!
380
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,174
That's how you do it!
381
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,523
Is that your little girl?
382
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,527
That's my little lady.
383
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,747
Well, sometimes.
384
00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:03,189
Carrying the stuffing out of the
Caddy was easy. Using it to stop
385
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:05,935
- the guys chasing us...
- The kids are asleep.
386
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,589
Gasoline would help.
387
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,548
- Always does...
- You gonna watch that?
388
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,984
Well, it's MacGyver.
389
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,073
He makes stuff out of other stuff.
390
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,814
Sort of a homemade mortar.
391
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,775
Why, did you want to
watch something else?
392
00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:20,039
I thought maybe we could watch a movie.
393
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,170
Sure, yeah, which one?
394
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,914
Um... I don't know.
395
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,133
I heard that that movie Road House
396
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,960
is supposed to be good.
397
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,527
What's it about?
398
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,834
I think it's about a guy,
399
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,663
um... Dalton.
400
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,614
Who's a bouncer
401
00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:41,356
who has to clean up a bar
402
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:44,147
that's been overrun
by a bunch of bad guys.
403
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,767
Oh, yeah, it's got that guy
that looks like Georgie in it.
404
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:48,239
No, he doesn't.
405
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,805
Are you kidding?
406
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,459
He looks exactly like him.
407
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,902
Let's just watch MacGyver.
408
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558
Cool.
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