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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,945 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,173 I just got six messages from the adoption agency. 3 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:07,506 We have a match. 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:11,177 I free you from your "Jerry Maguire at the U‐Haul," 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,180 what‐if marriage proposal that you made. 6 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:15,181 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna take it back. 7 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:18,851 Your life has really been defined by your mothers. 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,521 William told me everything he knew about my birth mother. 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,441 I'll never know much about her. 10 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,359 There are things, Dr. Leigh, 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,527 that I don't feel comfortable talking to you about. 12 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,864 I'm gonna make a change, and... 13 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,699 find a Black therapist. 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,538 (birds chirping) 15 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,574 (Hai laughing) 16 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,578 (both speak Vietnamese) 17 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,208 Oh! 18 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,253 (muted lively chatter) 19 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,380 ♪ ♪ 20 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,722 DR. GRADER: Three pounds heavier. 21 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,557 Hey, hey, you hear that, kid? 22 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,350 Three pounds heavier than last year. 23 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,436 He's still only in the 30th percentile. 24 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,270 What's that supposed to mean? 25 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,605 It means you've got a long way to go to be average. 26 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,567 Randall, just try to be supportive, okay? 27 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,276 Your brother's playing football this year. 28 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,029 He's gonna need the extra weight. 29 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,530 Kev's going out for quarterback. 30 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,616 Well, you boys are definitely at the age where your bodies 31 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,201 will start changing. 32 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,496 Growth spurts. Added muscle. Facial hair. 33 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,748 Geez, Doc, would it kill you 34 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,458 to have a Consumer Reports lying around? 35 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,751 (Jack scoffs) 36 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,461 KATE: What is taking them so long? 37 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,296 Stewart and Tonya will be at the house in an hour. 38 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,299 Stewart? I thought you weren't talking to Stewart 39 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,135 after the big breakup. 40 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,095 He chose to be in my group project. 41 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,430 Oh. 42 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,057 He chose you. 43 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,643 ‐Interesting. Mm. ‐(door opens, closes) 44 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,310 ‐Oh. ‐RANDALL: What happened 45 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,331 ‐to the candies? ‐What are you, six years old, nerd? 46 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,648 ‐At least I'm not built like a six‐year‐old, dumbass. ‐KATE: No, you guys 47 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,084 just act like a bunch of six‐year‐olds. 48 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,318 ‐Ha‐ha‐ha! ‐Ha! ‐Dad! 49 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,487 ‐Guys. Both of you. ‐Come on, let's go to the car. 50 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,780 Shotgun! 51 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,740 Thanks. 52 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,493 Not often do I send parents off with three teens 53 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,160 the exact same age going through puberty 54 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,372 at the exact same time. 55 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,539 I'm not a religious man, but I'll pray for you. 56 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,334 ‐Good luck. ‐REBECCA: Mm‐hmm. 57 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,628 JACK: Hmm. 58 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,130 ‐(whispers): Yeah. ‐Mm. 59 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,507 DR. WILTON: I don't think of myself as a therapist who works alone, 60 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,176 I think of this as a... collaboration, 61 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,137 like two songwriters. 62 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,764 We will find your positive rhythms 63 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,141 while minimizing any negative beats. 64 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,643 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐Feel what I'm saying? 65 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,811 Okay. 66 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,353 DR. HALMA: I'm a proponent 67 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,188 of CBT and CPT. 68 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,358 CBT is Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, 69 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,445 and CPT is Cognitive Processing Therapy. 70 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,491 I'm sorry, are you frozen? 71 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:23,662 No. No, I am not. 72 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,541 That said, this isn't about me. 73 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,543 You're gonna have to put in the work. 74 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,211 I'm just here to help you find 75 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,522 a deeper understanding of yourself 76 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,880 ‐(child laughs) ‐and the loved ones around you. 77 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,342 I... am so sorry. 78 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,718 (chuckles) My wife had to run out. 79 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,721 Downside of working from home, right? 80 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,223 That's okay, man. Go ahead. 81 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,724 Can you say hi? 82 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,810 (whispers): Hi. 83 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:47,853 APRIL: Hi. 84 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:48,894 Oh, wow. 85 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,564 I got three of those. 86 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,358 (chuckles): Uh, this is my daughter, April. 87 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,861 April, this is‐‐ I can't tell you his name 88 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,570 because of doctor‐patient privilege. 89 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,156 Excuse me. 90 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,741 ‐Potential patient. ‐(laughs) 91 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,578 I don't mean to toot my own horn, 92 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:07,247 but I put my foot up in these pancakes. 93 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,915 Who wants some? 94 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,250 ‐Please. ‐Oh, yes. 95 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,878 Thanks, Mom. 96 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,340 ‐Put my foot in these pancakes... ‐We heard. 97 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,176 Yeah, I'm good with cereal. 98 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,677 All right, well, y'all eat up, then. 99 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,762 I don't want you late for online school, okay? 100 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,222 That's just a bad look. 101 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,264 Made 'em from scratch. 102 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,599 Yeah, a lot of love went into them 103 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,601 ‐is all I'm saying. ‐Oh, my God. Fine. 104 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,603 Okay. 105 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,397 ‐RANDALL: Morning. ‐Morning, Dad. 106 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,232 How is everybody? 107 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,276 There's a lot of teen attitude this morning. 108 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,944 Yeah, one day you hung the moon, 109 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,447 the next you're famine, war and pestilence. 110 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,741 Hey, um... 111 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,784 I think I found my guy, 112 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,621 ‐to replace Dr. Leigh. ‐Oh, wow. That's great. 113 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,997 So, did you talk about family stuff, or...? 114 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,333 Just generally. 115 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,919 We, uh, we talked about transracial identity. 116 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,379 I'm having a longer Zoom session with him today. 117 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,964 But, uh, he checks all the boxes, Beth. 118 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,759 He's cool, smart, funny, 119 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,469 Black, a young father. 120 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:03,929 We got a lot in common. 121 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,638 ‐Young father? ‐Hey, watch your mouth now. 122 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,265 ‐Mm, mm. ‐Mm‐hmm. 123 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,267 Hey. You barely touched the pancakes. 124 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,269 You refuse to use cage‐free eggs. 125 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,772 ‐RANDALL: Tess, you need to eat. ‐I had some yogurt. I'm good. 126 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,900 ‐(sighs) ‐Ugh. That girl is killing me three times a day. 127 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,319 RANDALL: Mm. 128 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,986 Mmm. 129 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,657 Damn, Beth, you put your foot up in these pancakes. 130 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,910 Thank God for you, baby. 131 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,621 ‐Mm. Thank God for you. ‐Mwah. 132 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,540 ‐♪ ♪ ‐Thank God for these pancakes. 133 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,793 (soft, electronic chiming) 134 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,637 ♪ ♪ 135 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,651 Hey. 136 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,860 (door closes) 137 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,696 Geez, how many workouts are you up to a day now? 138 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,824 Two. Maybe two and a half. Why? 139 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,286 ‐Curious. Me learning about you. ‐Ah, yes. 140 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,537 You know, I feel like lately the half sessions are just me 141 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,040 burning through crap I got going on with my brother, you know? 142 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,501 Not sure those are the muscles you work on for that, 143 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,919 but I am not a professional. 144 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,005 Who brought those? 145 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,008 Those are balloons from your mom and Miguel. 146 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,677 I thought you told 'em we're not doing engaged engaged. 147 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,988 No, I did. I did. I told 'em the whole thing. 148 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,388 But, you know, they're... old. 149 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,348 So... 150 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,976 Anyway, are you, um... 151 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,395 What are we doing? (chuckles) 152 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:38,565 We are doing a nontraditional engagement, 153 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,567 where the woman gets pregnant first 154 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:41,878 and then the man moves in with her 155 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,153 because of a global pandemic. 156 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,572 Mm. That's right. Now it's... 157 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,550 Now I remember. You know, they really got to start 158 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,909 ‐making Hallmark cards for people like us. You know? ‐(chuckles) 159 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,787 A‐And you're‐you're good with... with where we are? 160 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,582 Yeah. 161 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:56,583 You? 162 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:57,709 Uh, yeah. 163 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,044 Yes. 164 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,921 Don't worry. These are gluten‐free and low‐cal. 165 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,591 ‐But no shirt, no service. ‐I'm on it. 166 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,759 (phone chimes) 167 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,762 What's going on here? (grunts) 168 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,597 Oh, wow. 169 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:11,723 What? 170 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,599 Uh... 171 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,893 I think I just got the part. 172 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,912 I mean, pending a‐a good meeting with the director, 173 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,730 I‐I got the part. (chuckles) 174 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,440 ‐The legal movie? The lawyer with the glass eye? ‐Yeah. 175 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,776 Yeah, yeah. No, it's not‐‐ 176 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,777 The‐the title of the movie is Glass Eye. 177 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,906 He's got two eyes just like mine, made out of... 178 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,783 ‐uh... ‐(chuckles): I don't know 179 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:30,950 what eyes are made out of. 180 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,951 ‐But congratulations. ‐This is‐‐ Thank you. 181 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,913 Yeah, this is great. 182 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,956 Um... 183 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,957 Although I probably should, uh, 184 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,460 stick to, like, just straight‐up lean chicken breast 185 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,961 and water from here on out. 186 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,797 I got to have my shirt off in the movie 187 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,465 for a couple of scenes, love scenes. 188 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,967 So I'm going straight‐up Gosling for this 189 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,135 or Pitt in Fight Club or something. 190 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,097 ‐I don't know. I'm not... ‐(phone ringing) 191 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,806 This is my agent. Sorry, I have to take this. 192 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,974 Um, I'm sorry about this. 193 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,995 I'm‐I'm gonna cook you dinner, okay? I'll make dinner? 194 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,438 Okay? 195 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,524 ♪ ♪ 196 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,071 I'm nervous. 197 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,655 Yeah, I'm nervous, too. 198 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,157 But I'm nervous and I'm excited. 199 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,843 ‐What is that, like, nerve‐cited? ‐Yeah. Yeah. 200 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,160 Remember, we're just meeting a potential birth mother. 201 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,806 ‐Right. ‐All right? We're gonna get to know her. 202 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,871 She's gonna get to know us. 203 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,290 No expectations. Right? 204 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,251 Now, am I looking for her and her daughter 205 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,669 or just Ellie? 206 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,670 No, just Ellie. 207 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:24,772 Someone's watching her daughter. 208 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,506 Whose name is Willow, by the way. 209 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,508 And she's eight years old, just as a reminder. 210 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,759 (gasps) Babe. 211 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:30,843 Oh, my gosh. 212 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,511 Which mask should I wear? 213 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,805 ‐You brought options? ‐Yes. 214 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,682 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐This one. 215 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,642 ‐And... ‐(inhales) 216 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:38,684 Yeah. 217 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:39,936 Ugh. Flowers. 218 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,604 ‐What? ‐Definitely the flowers. 219 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,856 ‐Really? ‐Yeah. 220 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,022 I thought you would love this one. 221 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,316 I love it. Wrong vibe. 222 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,943 Okay. All right. 223 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,153 Okay, kiss me. 224 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,029 Okay. All right. 225 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,115 Okay, uh... 226 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:56,035 Gosh, Tobe, I want this so bad. 227 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,328 ‐(exhales) ‐I know. 228 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,581 Now, are we in San Pee‐dro or San Pay‐dro? 229 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,834 I‐I don't want to come off looking like a rube. 230 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:03,894 ‐I think it's Pay‐dro. Yeah. ‐Pay‐dro. 231 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,670 ‐Pay‐dro. San Pay‐dro. ‐Pay‐dro. Yeah. 232 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,797 ‐San Pay‐dro. ‐ELLIE: Kate and Toby? 233 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,008 ‐Hi. (chuckles) ‐KATE: (gasps) Hi! ‐Hi! 234 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,550 ‐Hi, I'm‐I'm Ellie. ‐TOBY: Hi! 235 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,677 Hi. (chuckles) 236 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,970 KATE: How nice to meet you. 237 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,554 ELLIE: Yeah. Welcome to San Pee‐dro. 238 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,722 TOBY (quietly): Pee‐dro. Damn it. 239 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,558 ‐KATE: 'Kay. ‐Ha‐ha! 240 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,200 ‐That is an amazing mask. (chuckles) ‐TOBY: Oh. (growls playfully) 241 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,190 . 242 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,644 Stewart chose to be in your project for a reason, Kate. 243 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,571 He clearly still likes you. 244 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,073 You think so? 245 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,992 I have got snacks. Nothing healthy. 246 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,327 Only the fun stuff, 247 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,244 ‐including Funyuns. ‐Mom. 248 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,288 Bagel Bites. 249 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,373 Stewart loves Bagel Bites. 250 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,834 Oh. How could I forget? 251 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,546 ‐Thanks, Mom. ‐Yeah. 252 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,422 Hi, Randall. 253 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,009 ‐Hey. ‐We're building a desert biome. 254 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,093 Want to see? 255 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,594 No, I made that in third grade. 256 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,055 (doorbell rings) 257 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,348 Got it! 258 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,228 Hi. I brought Play‐Doh for the cacti and aquarium sand 259 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,396 ‐for the desert floor. ‐Great. Come on in. 260 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,439 (chuckles softly) 261 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,440 KATE: By the way, 262 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,608 ‐I love your mask. ‐Oh. 263 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,111 Um, my family's from Pittsburgh. 264 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,612 We are diehard Steelers fans. 265 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,113 I know. I saw it in your profile. 266 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,532 I wore it as an homage. 267 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,282 My dad is from Johnstown. 268 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,409 ‐Really? ‐Yeah. 269 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,637 But don't tell me that you actually named 270 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,620 your daughter Willow 271 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,664 ‐after... ‐Willow Rosenberg. Yes. 272 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,125 ‐No way. ‐Yes. Oh, I'm a huge Buffy fan. 273 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,292 ‐Huge. Yes. ‐What? 274 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,460 ‐Okay. All right. ‐(laughs) 275 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,711 So can we adopt you? 276 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,547 Can we, Tobe? Can we...? 277 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,257 ‐You know? ‐I'm free. 278 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,609 Is that crazy? Okay, it's crazy. All right... 279 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,385 No, it's not, I just think we might 280 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,095 have strayed from the topic here. 281 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,263 Yes, sorry, sorry. 282 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,723 Having too much fun, okay. 283 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,226 Okay, so, um, 284 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,729 why am I placing this child for adoption? 285 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,315 I married my high school sweetheart, 286 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:54,320 Willow's father, and I lost him to cancer. 287 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,614 Oh. 288 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,157 And it was... 289 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,826 awful beyond awful, so I don't want to dwell on it, 290 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,829 except to say that it took me a few years 291 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,500 to even think about another man, let alone go out with one, 292 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,752 in the middle of raising my daughter by myself. 293 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,503 But all of my girlfriends 294 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,672 said that it was time for me to get back out there. 295 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:19,178 So I went on Match and I met up with this handsome stranger 296 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,431 and there were drinks, 297 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:25,350 a lot of drinks, and I ended up in his bed 298 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,438 about five hours after learning his name. 299 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,735 You must think I'm so messed up. 300 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,196 Not at all. 301 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,783 Trust me, I have thought about this. 302 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,970 I have thought about this more than I have ever thought 303 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,870 about anything else in my whole life. 304 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:49,876 And... this baby will do better if she is raised elsewhere. 305 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:54,756 With parents who... really want her. 306 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,219 (laughs): And it'll make me feel like I'm doing something right. 307 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,721 ‐(phone plays "Ghostbusters") ‐Oh. 308 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,557 I am so sorry. That is my mom. 309 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:07,226 She's watching Willow today, so just one sec. Sorry. 310 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,187 ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪ 311 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,332 (whispering): When there's something strange in the neighborhood. 312 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,358 ‐She has "Ghostbusters." What? ‐I know. 313 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,817 It's like... it's like she's combed 314 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,195 through our social media or something. 315 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,905 It's validating that she has exquisite taste in pop culture, 316 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,407 ‐but we should exercise caution. ‐I am so sorry. 317 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,243 ‐No, it's okay. ‐My child is having a meltdown, 318 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,870 so, uh, I may have to wind this up 319 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,723 ‐just a little sooner than I wanted. ‐KATE: Oh, no. 320 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,749 Like, got to call a Lyft in, like, 15. 321 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,418 ‐Oh. All right, well... ‐I mean, we could take you, 322 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,254 ‐if you want, right, Tobe? ‐Oh, no, you don't need to do that. 323 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,715 No, it's fine. Like... 324 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,510 ‐Okay, all right, then. Well, that buys us more time. ‐Let's roll. 325 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,904 VANCE: So, how have things been since we spoke? 326 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,263 All good, thanks. 327 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,016 I, Uh... I like that painting behind you. 328 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,768 Don't tell me. Uh, Kadir Nelson? 329 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,770 Yes. You collect him? 330 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,731 Uh, well, no. 331 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,609 Um, I mean, I've seen his stuff before. 332 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,610 My wife's the one who turned me on to him. 333 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,530 (clears throat) She's a big fan. 334 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,910 Beth's her name‐‐ my wife. 335 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,620 She's Black. Just so you know, I'm married to a Black woman, 336 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,039 so, you know... 337 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,792 Randall, you know you have absolutely nothing 338 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,586 to prove to me, right? 339 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,632 Uh... (laughs) 340 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,637 I'm a little nervous. 341 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,431 I know I told you this morning 342 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,309 what brought me here, and I just... 343 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,809 This is important to me. 344 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,062 ‐I want to do this right. ‐I hear you. 345 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,897 But this is a process. 346 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,650 And keep in mind, not all the work is done here in this room. 347 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,653 You seem like a guy who likes homework, so, 348 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,988 here's your first assignment. 349 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,949 Tonight, I want you to write down a story 350 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,909 from your childhood‐‐ just one story. 351 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,495 Something that you think might tell me something about you. 352 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,165 Uh, grab a notebook and keep it handy when it comes to you. 353 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,751 Just something you'd like me to know. 354 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,503 Okay. 355 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,339 ‐Um... ‐(phone chimes) 356 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,176 Sorry. Let me shut this down. 357 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,431 Whew! 358 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,849 ‐All right, I'm all yours. ‐(claps hands) 359 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,684 Yeah, you've probably never heard of the director before. 360 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,771 His name is Jordan Martin Foster. 361 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,148 He won the Jury Prize at Cannes. 362 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,360 Are you okay? 363 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,946 Yeah, fine. 364 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,786 Just so you know: sex scenes couldn't be less sexy. 365 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,537 Okay? And I'm not even kidding. 366 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,914 I mean, you got crew members 367 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,540 standing around all over the place. 368 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,893 Plus, with COVID now, I don't even know 369 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,460 if we'll be in the same studio. 370 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,854 For all I know, I'll be in Burbank somewhere, 371 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,147 she'll be in Culver City, and they'll just 372 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,714 throw us together in post. 373 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,007 You got nothing to worry about. 374 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,549 I'm not worried about it. Let's go back. 375 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,718 ‐My feet hurt. ‐I'm sorry. Excuse me. 376 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,139 I'm so sorry. I just wanted to say I am a big fan. 377 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,974 ‐Oh, thank you. ‐Um, Julia. 378 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,518 ‐Hi. ‐Could I get a picture? 379 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,977 Okay. 380 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,896 Oh. Wow. Congratulations. 381 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,564 How many weeks do you have to go? 382 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,900 ‐Um, just a few months. ‐Oh, lucky girl. 383 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,487 You just have the cute little basketball belly. 384 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,864 Me? My son's a year old, I'm still running it off. 385 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,408 Uh... let's get 386 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,886 that socially‐distanced selfie, right? 387 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,703 ‐Thank you. ‐You're welcome. 388 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,623 ‐(Julia laughs, phone clicks) ‐There you go. All right. 389 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,958 ‐Thanks. ‐It's a good one. Thank you. 390 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,502 Madison! Hey, hey. 391 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,420 Madison? Listen, if you're upset with me... 392 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,589 ‐I'm not. ‐Okay, listen, you can come 393 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,443 to the filming of the love scene if that's really 394 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,093 ‐what's bothering you. ‐I am not upset about the love scene. 395 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,594 It seems like you're upset about the love scene. 396 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,781 I'm not upset about the love scene! 397 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,764 I'm upset about the pancakes. 398 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,725 I'm upset that she can tell I'm pregnant. 399 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,268 Okay, I'm‐I'm upset about a whole bunch of stuff 400 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,769 I'm not comfortable sharing with you 401 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,772 because we're basically strangers. 402 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,944 (sighs softly) 403 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,073 Don't follow me. 404 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,742 I'm walking back to the house. 405 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,828 Go a different way. 406 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,876 I'm so sorry. Could I get another? I‐I blinked. 407 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,879 What? 408 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,133 . 409 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,135 (bird squawking) 410 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,056 The oil's boiling. 411 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,645 You said we only have to speak Vietnamese 412 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,147 when we are fishing. 413 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,817 You always get the last word 414 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,778 in every language. 415 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,907 Everything takes so long. 416 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,159 Fishing the fish, cooking the fish. 417 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,952 Let's play Go Fish. 418 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,704 You need to learn patience, Linh. 419 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,876 Preparing a meal is the way to show someone you love them. 420 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,668 I learned to cook 421 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,255 because I want to impress someone very special to me. 422 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,006 Who? 423 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,801 So many questions in such a little body. 424 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,887 Sit. 425 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,681 I will not tell you who I cook for, 426 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,518 but I will show you how I cook for her. 427 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,189 Her! It's a girl. 428 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,690 Sit. 429 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,193 BOY (on TV): Hey, 430 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,879 ‐what you doing? ‐MAN: Oh, just straightening up a bit. 431 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,488 BOY: Yeah, well, we don't go in 432 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,281 for that sort of stuff around here. 433 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,825 Huh. 434 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,787 So, you, uh, didn't find anything, did you? 435 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,830 ‐Such as? ‐Nothing. I mean, 436 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,832 ‐I just lost Inky's ball. ‐Inky? 437 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,708 I love Mr. Belvedere. 438 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,879 Although I'm more of a Who's the Boss? girl. 439 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,217 I bet you're the brainiac that doesn't need to do homework. 440 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,554 You just watch TV all day and get all As. 441 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,557 I have a routine. 442 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,185 Snack, watch Mr. Bel, and then do my homework. 443 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,021 I'm in the middle of my routine right now. 444 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,897 ‐(door opens) ‐JACK: Hey, everybody. 445 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,316 REBECCA: Hey. 446 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,733 How was football? 447 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,361 ‐Fine. ‐Fine? 448 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,197 Coach said we've got another Terry Bradshaw right here. 449 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,739 Minus the hair loss. 450 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,074 ‐Yeah, of course. ‐Obviously, Kevin. 451 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,827 Hey, you know what else Coach said? 452 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,911 Kev gets a little stronger, he's gonna be a force. 453 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,789 So I'm gonna take him out in the garage, pump a little iron. 454 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,835 Oh. The garage. Dad's sanctuary. 455 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,045 ‐Okay. ‐Go upstairs and change, all right? 456 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,881 ‐(laughs) ‐What's going on here? 457 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,676 Study group. 458 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,760 Studying what? 459 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,929 Relax. They're fine, Jack. 460 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,599 Really? You're not gonna meddle? 461 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,933 No, no, no, no. Meddling was so Seventh Grade Rebecca. 462 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,602 ‐This is Eighth Grade Rebecca. ‐Oh. 463 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,271 Cool Mom Rebecca. 464 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:29,066 You know, I can monitor the situation, but in a cool way. 465 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,736 ‐Okay. Yeah, Cool Mom. ‐Cool Mom. 466 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,112 Cool Mom. 467 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,197 ‐Hey, babe. ‐Yeah. 468 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,116 You really think it's okay for Kev to be pumping iron? 469 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,370 I mean, teens' bones and muscles are still developing. 470 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,415 Say the thing you want to say. 471 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,793 No. Cool Mom Rebecca doesn't meddle. 472 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,379 Okay. I‐I got this. 473 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,257 Yeah, it's really cute. 474 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,133 He, like, has his own little made‐up language. 475 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,302 ‐(Ellie laughs) ‐And everything rhymes. 476 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,139 It's really cute. Oh, hey, Tobe, the sitter said 477 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,724 that she can't find any diapers. 478 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,141 Yeah, well, you bought some yesterday. 479 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,976 ‐Yeah. Yeah, I did. ‐Well, where are they? 480 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,729 I don't know. You brought the groceries in. 481 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,440 Okay. 482 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,652 Ugh. Come on, Tobe. 483 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,153 You were supposed to check the diaper supply before we left. 484 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,655 No, I checked the diaper supply yesterday 485 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,156 and saw that we were low 486 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,117 and wrote "diapers" on the shopping list. 487 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,160 Right, and then I bought the diapers that were 488 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,972 on the shopping list, and you were supposed to take them 489 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,849 ‐out of the trunk. ‐We wouldn't run out of diapers so fast 490 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,957 if we could please just buy in bulk. 491 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,001 I'm not gonna hoard diapers, Tobe. 492 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,962 Like, other people need diapers, too. 493 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,465 I'm not talking about buying all of the diapers in the world, 494 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,092 but this kid is a human outhouse. 495 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,009 Maybe if we just get, like, an extra box or two. 496 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,680 Okay, so it's my fault? It would be really great, just, like, 497 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,847 one time if you could be like, "My fault," 498 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,368 like you took the blame just for something. 499 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,768 Just like, "Hey, it was me." 500 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,853 I take the blame for everything. 501 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:51,816 I am this family's blame piñata! Pow! 502 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,359 Blame scattered on the floor. 503 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,112 Blame piñata. 504 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,362 That's good. 505 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,031 Thanks, it felt good rolling off the tongue. 506 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,992 I'm sorry I left the diapers in the trunk. 507 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,512 ‐I'm an idiot. ‐Babe, you're not an idiot. 508 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,454 And we both know that, uh, we've had our son 509 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,265 sit in his diaper for a lot longer than this, so... 510 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,500 (laughs) Yeah, I actually think he likes it. 511 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,209 'Cause he's gross. (laughs) 512 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,462 (Toby sighs) 513 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,050 ‐Ready? ‐Yes. 514 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,886 (laughs) 515 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,389 (hip‐hop beat playing) 516 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,351 ♪ Okay, you wanna, you wanna play with me ♪ 517 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,020 ♪ But so confused, all the things to say ♪ 518 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,396 ♪ Want to be invited to parties ♪ 519 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,315 ♪ But you can't even pronounce my name ♪ 520 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,360 ♪ You need to be up on this, right here's where... ♪ 521 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,404 Hey, Mr. Phillips, I'm a they, not a she. 522 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,532 Told you about 17 times now, 523 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,576 so if you've got a problem with that, then screw you! 524 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,329 ♪ Gettin' lit, all of these weekends I spend gettin' lit ♪ 525 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,622 ♪ I swear to Jesus it's been on my list... ♪ 526 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,958 Hey, Ms. Jennings. When we get back to school, 527 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,252 don't touch my hair anymore. 528 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,922 Like Solange says, don't touch my hair. 529 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,340 Does this make you uneasy? 530 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,925 Does this make you uncomfortable? 531 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,427 Because that's how you make us feel. 532 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,553 ‐Screw you! ‐Screw you! 533 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,015 ♪ Okay. ♪ 534 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,646 There anything you want to say before we do? 535 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,109 We did it last year after Ms. Jennings touched my hair, 536 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,529 ‐then kept doing it to other kids. ‐BETH: Tess, 537 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,947 if a teacher touched your hair, 538 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,133 you know what, you should have gone 539 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,593 to that teacher, or you should have come to us. 540 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,118 You do not post 541 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,995 a profane, mocking dance video 542 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,289 for the world to see. 543 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,957 I did tell the teacher. 544 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,293 I said, "Please don't touch my hair." 545 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,086 RANDALL: And did she stop? 546 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,462 She stopped with me. 547 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,256 But not with all the other Black students. 548 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,276 Well, Tess, the other students aren't your problem. 549 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,967 Silence in the face of injustice 550 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,929 is complicity with the oppressor. 551 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,971 Okay, the teachers didn't get the message 552 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,474 when we asked nicely, but they definitely got the message now. 553 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,475 BETH: Hey. 554 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,269 Check the attitude, okay, Tess? 555 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,647 Now, this Alex, did she make you do this? 556 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,315 Alex is not a she. They're a they. 557 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,150 Fine. They. 558 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,321 No one made me do anything. 559 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,158 You tell me to be myself. 560 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,662 Well, this is me now, guys. 561 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,498 Have you seen what's going on in the world? 562 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:16,252 I'm done waiting to figure out who I am. 563 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:20,130 I'm done being the prissy, quiet little girl 564 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,174 you raised in the straight, white suburbs 565 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:25,261 surrounded by straight, white people. 566 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,264 This is who I want to be. 567 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,474 This is who I am. 568 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,813 Go to your room, Tess. 569 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,198 . 570 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,869 This'll go right here. 571 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,914 Stewart, we can stop pretending why you picked my study group. 572 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,167 I miss you, too. 573 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,878 I picked your group because I like deserts. 574 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,672 This is where the action is. 575 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,842 Snakes, Gila monsters, 576 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,927 scorpions. 577 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,724 (TV playing quietly) 578 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,067 (lips smack) 579 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,028 It's crazy. This tastes just like root beer. 580 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,905 Want to try? 581 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,285 I should really get to my homework. 582 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,918 That's an angry pour. 583 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,841 Grazie. 584 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,425 What's that? 585 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,345 It's a journal for Dr. Vance. 586 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,389 Supposed to write down a story about my childhood. 587 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:56,352 Can only imagine what Tess is gonna write about us someday. 588 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,771 She's lashing out. 589 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,940 She should know better. 590 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,274 The Internet has a long memory. 591 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,069 We taught her to know better, Randall. 592 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,029 Yeah. Yeah, we did. 593 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,948 As a parent, I agree with you. 594 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,784 She did not go about this the right way, 595 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:17,081 but‐‐ and just stay with me here... 596 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,332 part of me is kind of proud of her. 597 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,794 Oh. (laughs) 598 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,296 If something bothered me when I was her age, 599 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,298 I swallowed it. 600 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,760 I've always been worried that Tess was like me. 601 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,804 You know, internal. Anxious. 602 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,473 But all of a sudden, 603 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,309 she's coming into her own. 604 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,980 She's not afraid of who she is. 605 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:43,107 She's not gonna have to go see a therapist at 40 606 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,149 to figure that out. 607 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,903 ‐I know. And I hear you. ‐Mm‐hmm. 608 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:50,321 But they are teenagers now, husband. 609 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,824 ‐Okay? ‐Mm‐hmm. 610 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,909 This is what we have been training for. 611 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,160 ‐(chuckles softly) ‐There has got to be consequences 612 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,330 for what she's done. All right? 613 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:02,501 And strong parenting is not playing good cop, bad cop. 614 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,921 We have to be on the same page. 615 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,506 Starting now. 616 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:14,138 So you want me to go talk to her? 617 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,265 Ding, ding, ding. 618 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,852 ‐TOBY: No, just pull it once. ‐ELLIE: Maybe. No. Hold on. 619 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,372 ‐TOBY: Just pull it once. Yeah. ‐ELLIE: I'm sorry. (laughs) 620 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,189 ‐There you go. (laughs) ‐(Kate laughs) 621 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,501 ‐Thank you for the ride. This was fun. ‐(Toby clears throat) 622 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:30,029 Oh, i‐i‐it was. Yeah. 623 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,531 Uh... 624 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:35,868 and I'm sorry if our arguing made you feel uncomfortable. 625 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,870 I mean, we actually get along very well, so... 626 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,682 Yeah, which works out good, 'cause we're married. 627 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:41,915 (Kate and Ellie laugh) 628 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,917 Well, Doug‐‐ my husband‐‐ 629 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,878 he used to overbuy condiments. 630 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,339 It was as if he lived in perpetual fear 631 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,548 of running out of mustard. 632 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,176 (chuckles): It drove me nuts, 633 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,179 and we fought about it constantly. 634 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,390 ‐Mustard‐gate. Ketchup‐gate. Mayo‐gate. ‐(chuckles) 635 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,060 Mayo‐gate was, uh, it was especially bad. (laughs) 636 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,079 ‐(chuckles) ‐I think you can tell a lot about a couple 637 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,980 by how they fight. 638 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,191 How they recover. 639 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,570 I have a strong feeling about you guys. 640 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,906 Thanks for coming all the way to San Pedro. 641 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,574 ‐Yeah. ‐Oh, of course. Our pleasure. 642 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,160 Yeah, love San Pedro. 643 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,244 (laughing): "We love San Pedro." 644 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,247 Okay, bye. 645 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,248 See you. 646 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,167 Bye. 647 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,931 KEVIN: Hey. How you feeling? 648 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,017 Fine. Soaked my feet. 649 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:44,561 Oh, good. Good. 650 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,399 ‐So, I‐I didn't mean to, uh... ‐Don't. 651 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,276 You did nothing wrong. 652 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,195 I said something. I don't... 653 00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:56,115 Was it about the movie or the babies? Uh... 654 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,578 I had an eating disorder, Kevin. 655 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,162 I'm not sure how much you know, 656 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,250 but I've been struggling with eating issues 657 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,627 for as long as I can remember, and, um... 658 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,756 then comes this pregnancy. 659 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,636 You know why that ultrasound picture is on the fridge 660 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:23,100 and not on a bulletin board or a bathroom mirror? 661 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,435 I keep that there 662 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:29,523 to remind me to eat. 663 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,569 To eat food, Kev. 664 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,697 To eat food to keep our babies healthy. 665 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,658 Do you know when I go to the doctor, 666 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,994 the first thing they do is weigh me? 667 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,664 And they announce the number out loud, 668 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:48,292 and I have to remind myself 669 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,669 to act proud that I've put on two pounds 670 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,504 when for most of my adult life, 671 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,800 news like that would just make me spiral. 672 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,388 It's hard to adjust. 673 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,268 I didn't know. 674 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,315 Of course you didn't. 675 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:16,028 I've been hiding a lot of myself from you. 676 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:19,031 This whole thing isn't normal, Kev, 677 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,533 as much as we pretend it is. 678 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,535 Everything came backwards here, 679 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,872 and I'm all over the place. 680 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,749 Insecurities running wild, 681 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,042 and‐and you're walking around 682 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,378 like an Olympic swimmer most of the time. 683 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,340 I'm sorry. 684 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:40,177 I'm fine. 685 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:43,263 I love our babies. 686 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,352 I'm just dealing with a lot right now. 687 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,437 It's on me. 688 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,154 . 689 00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:02,615 All right. (sighs) 690 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,410 You ready? 691 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,745 (Austrian accent): I am Hans. 692 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:08,455 (Austrian accent): And I am Franz. 693 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:11,457 BOTH: And we want to pump you up! 694 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,417 (both laugh) 695 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,854 ‐(regular voice): Okay. Let's, uh... ‐(weight scrapes) 696 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,673 You know, let's start with just the bar. 697 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,359 'Cause, you know, you're still developing and everything. 698 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,259 Come on, man, throw in some lead. 699 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,719 No, Kev, come on. 700 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,556 The bar is‐is plenty heavy. All right? But first, 701 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,226 what I want you to do is, you got to warm up. 702 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,601 Right? We got to loosen things up. 703 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,230 Pull your arm through. Warm your shoulders up. 704 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,565 There you go. Yeah. Go the other arm. All right. 705 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,694 Go across. Go across. 706 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,405 ‐(inhales, exhales forcefully) ‐(exhales forcefully) 707 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,948 (Jack laughs) 708 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,949 All right, here we go. 709 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,410 ‐(knuckles crack) ‐(grunts) 710 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,953 Knuckle popping is optional. 711 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:50,122 ‐(knuckles crack) ‐All right. 712 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,919 KATE: Stewart's a desert groupie, Mom. 713 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,588 That's why he wanted to be in our study project. 714 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,590 ‐It wasn't to be with me. ‐REBECCA: Oh. 715 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,925 I see. 716 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,802 I feel like an idiot. 717 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:07,389 No, don't. 718 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:10,642 Following your heart is a real strength, Kate. 719 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:14,104 Yeah, sometimes you end up getting hurt, 720 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,980 but most of the time, 721 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,983 it'll all work out. 722 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,819 I know it's not the cool thing to say, 723 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,323 but I'm really proud of you, 724 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,451 and I love you. 725 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:42,758 TOBY: All right. Emergency diaper stash restocked. 726 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,634 (Kate laughs) 727 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,429 ‐Ah... ‐What's so funny? 728 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:53,643 Oh, uh, Ellie said the Buffy episode "Hush" was on, so... 729 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,479 Babe, "Hush"? 730 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,687 The one where everyone in Sunnydale 731 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,522 loses the ability to talk? 732 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,858 Do not insult me. I know the episode. 733 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,694 ‐Please. ‐Excuse me. 734 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:05,696 But c‐could we just not 735 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,158 ‐text her as much, please? ‐She texted me. 736 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,869 Come on. Just admit, it went well. 737 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,746 And could you just be a little excited 738 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:14,915 ‐about that? ‐Not really. 739 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,125 This baby stuff wasn't that easy the first time. 740 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,627 You know, with this, we're dealing 741 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,004 with a 33‐year‐old single mother 742 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,047 who could, literally, at any moment, 743 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,675 change her mind about us. 744 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,718 So instead of asking me to be more excited, 745 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,806 could maybe you... you try to be a little more terrified? 746 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,642 (sighs) Okay. 747 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,146 You know what, she does smile a lot when she rubs her belly. 748 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:41,065 Which is better than the opposite, obviously, 749 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,568 but I don't know, I clocked it. 750 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,736 ‐Oh, babe. ‐See? Thank you. 751 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,571 Thank‐‐ no, that makes me feel better. 752 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:51,868 Thank you for registering an acceptable level of terror. 753 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,744 ‐Mm. ‐I appreciate it. 754 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,247 Yeah, okay, you're welcome. 755 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:59,250 She did say that her favorite Star Wars character 756 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,836 was Babu Frik. 757 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,087 That's a fresh take. Respect. 758 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:06,007 And did you see the look on her face when she noticed 759 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,051 that we had forgotten the diapers in the car? 760 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:12,013 That was the look of a woman who is falling hard for us. 761 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,766 ‐Babe. ‐Yeah. Those are good things. 762 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:17,768 ‐Those are good things. ‐Okay, well, thank you 763 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:21,022 for registering a, you know, an acceptable level of excitement. 764 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,107 Thank you. 765 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:26,069 Also, I, um, bought the diapers, for the record. 766 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:29,113 ‐You left 'em in the trunk. ‐(laughs): Uh... 767 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,281 Uh, excuse me. 768 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,783 (knocking on door) 769 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,244 RANDALL: "Come in." 770 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,372 "Oh, thanks, daughter, don't‐don't mind if I do." 771 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,254 (sighs) 772 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,306 "Silence in the face of inequality 773 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:56,892 is complicity with the oppressor." 774 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,643 ‐Ginetta Sagan. ‐You caught that. 775 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,855 I catch everything, daughter. 776 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,984 There's a right way and a wrong way 777 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,112 to get your point across. 778 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:12,657 Even loudly, if need be. 779 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,577 And this was the wrong way. 780 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,328 And it's not you. 781 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:21,041 Telling adults to screw themself on the Internet? 782 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,042 ‐That's not you. ‐It is me. 783 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,293 It's not. 784 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:29,216 That is not the person who made my life somersault. 785 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,430 ‐It's an old reference. ‐I remember. 786 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:43,813 We're taking your phone away for six weeks. 787 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,316 What? What if I'm out? 788 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,652 You won't be, 'cause you're grounded for six weeks, too. 789 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,195 Fascist! This is bull... 790 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:53,073 You finish that sentence, tack on three more weeks. 791 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,120 Good choice. 792 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,792 God. 793 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,419 (door closes) 794 00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,049 Did she call you a fascist? 795 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:14,719 Yeah, hon. I believe she did. 796 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,140 . 797 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,621 What you want to do is, you line your thumbs up, okay? 798 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:25,230 Make sure that bar is nice and center. 799 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:28,316 Wrap them around the bar. Very important. 800 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:31,152 Thumb around the bar. Important. 801 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,655 Come on. 802 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,366 Come on. 803 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:37,510 ‐Come on. ‐(exhales sharply) 804 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,202 Nice, Kev. You're doing great. 805 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,411 Last one, Kev. Last one. Here we go. 806 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,289 Push it, push it, push it. 807 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,291 Push it. 808 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,583 Work that chest. 809 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,544 Push. Push. 810 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,254 Push. Push, push, push, push, 811 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,089 push, push, push. Yeah, hey. 812 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:53,383 ‐All right, let's pull this up. ‐No, don't touch it. 813 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,735 What's it, too heavy? I could take some weight off. 814 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,679 ‐No, I got it. ‐Well, come on. Man up. 815 00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:59,365 ‐(exhales) ‐JACK: Come on, Kev, you're good. 816 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:01,599 A couple more. 817 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,101 (exhales) 818 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,353 Good. 819 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,523 (chuckles): Look at you. 820 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,400 You're a monster. 821 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,610 I did it. 822 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,696 Hey, look, Kev. 823 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:20,076 You put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. 824 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,621 Okay? 825 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,630 I'm playing a trial lawyer. 826 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,550 In the movie I‐I play a trial lawyer. 827 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:38,386 Let me ask you a question. 828 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:41,139 Why does a trial lawyer need to be ripped? 829 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,100 I don't know. 830 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,186 He doesn't. 831 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,981 (exhales) 832 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,776 I count calories, too, Madison. 833 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:56,654 And I panic inside if I don't get 834 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,740 a second workout in every single day. 835 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:01,493 And I prefer sweating in a dingy garage 836 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:06,039 than going to some celebrity gym because... 837 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,374 (sighs) 838 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,169 Oh, God, so many reasons, actually. 839 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,005 This one's stronger, right here. 840 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,507 Put your hand right there. Strong... 841 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:20,095 Eight, nine, 842 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,805 ten. 843 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,180 Switch it up. 844 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,016 Flex that! 845 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,017 At the top. 846 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,521 Yeah, you did it! 847 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,649 ‐(laughs) ‐My boy's gonna be a beast. 848 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,612 And as an actor, it just became my currency. 849 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:41,366 I actually... got famous... 850 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,577 by taking my shirt off. 851 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:51,584 (sighs) I'm getting older and it's getting harder. 852 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,838 And I'm not drinking anymore, which is my other addiction, 853 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:58,215 so I just come in here and I just‐‐ 854 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:02,846 I channel all of that here, and it's, uh... 855 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,932 not exactly healthy. 856 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,728 I got stuff, too, Madison. 857 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,481 I got a lot of stuff. 858 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,319 Including stuff with my brother that I still have to work out. 859 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,405 And I... 860 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:26,536 I lay in bed sometimes and I, um... 861 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:31,374 I just stare at the ceiling and I worry. 862 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,418 (sighs) 863 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:38,255 I worry that I'm gonna pass all that on to my kids, you know? 864 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:43,803 All that... my unhealthy stuff. 865 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,515 Me, too. 866 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,362 You know, I suppose being parents 867 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,907 is gonna be hard enough on its own, 868 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,409 without us walking around trying to be 869 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,870 polite strangers in front of each other. 870 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,458 I mean, I had the greatest, most connected parents 871 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:18,838 you can imagine, and they missed so much. 872 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:28,848 (exhales) 873 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,523 (exhales) 874 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,828 (sighs deeply) 875 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,957 (TV playing indistinctly) 876 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,836 It's crazy. This tastes just like root beer. 877 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,796 Want to try? 878 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,051 I should really get to my homework. 879 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,350 I always wondered what it would be like 880 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,478 to kiss someone like you. 881 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,779 ♪ ♪ 882 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,915 (exhales) Sorry I was so preoccupied with Kate's project, 883 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,836 I didn't even get to ask you how your day was. 884 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,797 ‐It w‐‐ it was good. ‐Yeah? 885 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:45,549 Tonya seems very nice. 886 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,886 Yeah. Night, Mom. 887 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:02,567 Madison, I'm an alcoholic 888 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:05,737 and I'm a workout addict with daddy issues. 889 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,870 Also, sometimes I get foot corns, 890 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,621 and when that baby flares up in the summer, 891 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,749 I've been known to wear shoes and socks at the beach. 892 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:30,178 It's bulimia, 893 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:33,430 my eating disorder. 894 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:38,978 Um, it almost killed me when I was 17. 895 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:47,110 I have a handle on it, 896 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,864 but even now, sometimes, my daily state of mind 897 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:53,242 is still determined by my weight. 898 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:01,209 Also, 899 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:05,462 I am obsessed with the show Outlander. 900 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,215 (whispers): I've gone to conventions. 901 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,467 No. 902 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,802 ‐Yeah. ‐You're one of those people? 903 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:15,264 ‐Yeah. I'm one of those people. ‐(exhales) 904 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,311 ♪ ♪ 905 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,118 ♪ ♪ 906 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,084 (clicking rapidly) 907 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,088 ‐Hey, Grandpa. ‐(timer dings) 908 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,007 The woman? 909 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,174 The one you were trying to impress with your cooking? 910 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:55,263 Is she the woman in all the pictures around here? 911 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:59,767 So many questions in such a little body. 912 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:07,984 Linh, it's the woman in all the pictures. 913 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,279 I knew it. 914 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:17,326 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISIO 915 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,329 and TOYOTA. 916 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,458 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 66587

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