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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:10,010 Stop. Stop it.Whoa, whoa. That's a skunk. 2 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,446 Yes. Yes, it is. 3 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,056 Guys, I think I may have met someone. 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,449 [shouting]Oh, God! 5 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:15,885 What do we do now?I'll take it to my vet. 6 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,191 He's, like, ten minutes away. 7 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,453 That was really nice teamwork. 8 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:21,325 Thanks for being so braveand, uh, so stupid. 9 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,370 [chuckles]: Yeah. 10 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,111 I can't stop thinking about her. 11 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,938 BEN: Well, who is she? 12 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,636 I have no idea. 13 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,029 [chuckles] 14 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,248 [dog barking] 15 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,339 Uh, hi. 16 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:36,514 May I help you? 17 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:37,950 I hope so. Uh... 18 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,474 Have you recently had a womancome in with a skunk? 19 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:41,041 Are you missing a skunk? 20 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,521 No. No, no, no, it's not-not really about the skunk. 21 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,654 I'm-I'm trying to hunt down the woman. 22 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,873 N-Not "hunt down." Find. 23 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,136 Yes. Find. 24 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,094 She's, uh, she's beautiful, 25 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,879 and we had a moment,and I'm-I'm just desperate to... 26 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,273 Mm-mm-- Not "desperate." Interested. 27 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,145 Interested in finding her. 28 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,190 Look, I'm sorry if this seems a little weird. 29 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,410 I promise I'm a super normal guy.FORREST: Hey, Wade? 30 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,064 If I may?Yeah. 31 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,588 [laughs] It's actually a charming story. 32 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:09,547 My friend here met this woman in a cemetery 33 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,854 when he was celebrating his wife's birthday. 34 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:13,943 I mean, she's dead. 35 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,423 Obviously. I mean, 36 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,338 he wouldn't be hitting on women if she were alive. 37 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,992 And certainly not in a cemetery. 38 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,211 Although, 39 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,299 you know...BEN:Forrest? 40 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:23,518 Go sit by the fish tank. 41 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:24,823 Yep. 42 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,825 Uh, so, no... no skunks? 43 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,610 [whispers]: No. 44 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,960 Okay. Uh, guys? Onto the next vet. 45 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,399 [gags] That's not for people. 46 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,009 Not at all. 47 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,663 [quietly]: I'm so sorry. 48 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,274 FORREST: What flavor is that? 49 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:41,405 BEN: Five veterinarians. 50 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,408 Five. No skunk lady. 51 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:47,368 Well, our boy is, uh, determined. 52 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,152 Look, I know it sounds crazy, 53 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,415 but I am being perfectly logical. 54 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,504 She said that she was going to a vet. 55 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:56,855 It's not like I'm looking for a skunk in a dentist's office. 56 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:58,161 MICHELLE: Well, I think it's sweet. 57 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:01,425 It's like a rom-com. Must Love Skunks. 58 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,384 Thank you, Michelle. 59 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,255 I think it's a little more like a stalker movie. 60 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:06,256 [chuckles]MICHELLE: Oh. 61 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,563 Damn it, it's just my sister. 62 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:09,912 She's waiting to hear back 63 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,522 from a couple of the colleges she applied to. 64 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,308 Ooh. Ugh, I hate this. Forrest! 65 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:15,309 Whoa.Could you please sit down? 66 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,484 You are making me anxious. 67 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,442 Sorry. Can't. Standing's my thing now. 68 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:21,489 At my job, my new job, we all have standing desks. 69 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,447 It's so cool. 70 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:24,709 Yeah.I feel like a million bucks. 71 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,581 I mean, look at me. 72 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:29,279 You're just standing. 73 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:32,326 No, look at my posture. Look at my alignment. 74 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,284 Honestly? I think I'm getting taller. 75 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,981 Look. 76 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,766 [chuckles] I think it's ridiculous. 77 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,507 Huh. 78 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,204 Mm-hmm. Oh. 79 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,553 Uh, yeah, uh... 80 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:43,815 Okay. 81 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,121 Ooh. 82 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,383 There you go. 83 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:49,473 You're right. I love it. 84 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,782 Can I get my ears pierced? 85 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:54,739 Uh, no. 86 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,959 Okay. Let me rephrase this. 87 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,526 I'm getting my ears pierced. 88 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:01,964 Oh, well, uh, let me rephrase: no, ma'am. 89 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,574 Dad, come on. I'm going into seventh grade. 90 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:05,359 I can't walk around with those clip-ons anymore. 91 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,012 I look like a baby. 92 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:10,494 Well, I'm sorry, but your mommade Grace wait till she was 13. 93 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:11,452 I am 13. 94 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,932 If you round up. 95 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,325 Okay. All right. 96 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,980 If you're so mature, let's make a deal. 97 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:21,157 You want your ears pierced, restain the backyard fence. 98 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,115 I can't do that. I'm only 12. 99 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,075 [sighs] 100 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,077 I'm telling you, after a week of this, 101 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,340 my butt is as hard as rock. 102 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:31,254 I believe you. 103 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,561 I don't, I don't think you do. 104 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,345 I don't think, uh-- I'm gonna come show you.[stammers] 105 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:36,564 You got to feel this. 106 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,000 Come on, give it a thwack.Nah. 107 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:39,349 [grunts]Oh, my God. 108 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,221 It's an e-mailfrom Sanderson State. 109 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,439 I can't look.[Delia gasps] 110 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:44,180 Look, don't tell me if it's bad news. 111 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,529 Uh, tell me. I can take it. 112 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,531 Accepted.Hey! 113 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:50,273 [cheering]Good for you. 114 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,753 Wow, baby. You three for three so far. 115 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:54,277 DELIA: Nice.Sanderson's a really good school. 116 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,366 FORREST:Mm-hmm.And their basketball team 117 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:58,150 almost won the conference last season. 118 00:03:58,194 --> 00:04:00,240 Okay, I'm not going to college 119 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,067 so that you can goto basketball games. 120 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,418 Hey, I just want you to have the whole college experience. 121 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:05,680 [chuckles] 122 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,553 Well, that's it. Andrew's gone. 123 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,642 Gone with his family to Maine for the next six weeks. 124 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,731 Oh, honey, I'm-I'm sorry. 125 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,255 [sighs]But hey, 126 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:16,604 six weeks isn't that long. 127 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,475 It's forever, Dad. 128 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:21,261 Our relationship had just started, and now it's dead. 129 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,437 I get it, kiddo. 130 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,309 I know. It's tough. It's tough. 131 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,616 You know what'd make herfeel better? 132 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,618 Me getting my ears pierced.Restain the fence. 133 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:33,664 I don't even know what "stain" is. 134 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,013 [soft laughter] 135 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,058 Who ordered chips and salsa? 136 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,451 DELIA:Oh, Wade, I'm sorry 137 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,626 your search didn't turn out. 138 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,758 I-I know that you think she's the one. 139 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:44,371 Even though you only spent two minutes with her. 140 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:45,720 I'm telling you, Delia, 141 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:48,070 if you would've seen her saving that poor skunk... 142 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:49,376 It was amazing. 143 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,595 Ugh, she has such a big heart. 144 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:54,337 Mm-hmm.And these piercing blue eyes. 145 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:57,209 Oh, it-- the whole thing, it was, it was electric. 146 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:59,429 You know, it may have only been two minutes, 147 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:03,085 but I know everything I need to know about her. 148 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,348 Except for who she is and how to find her. 149 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,523 [laughter]WADE:Oh, those 150 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:07,655 are just details. 151 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,004 I'm not giving up. 152 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,484 Don't think of it as giving up. 153 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,355 Maybe be a little more open-minded. 154 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,445 There are a lot of fantastic women in Raleigh 155 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:17,012 who are not driving around in cemeteries 156 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,535 with skunks in their cars. 157 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,581 Michelle, that's a great idea. 158 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,671 I should focus on finding her car. 159 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,412 Nope. Not even kind of what I meant. 160 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:26,587 WADE:I remember that it had 161 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:27,631 a-a bumper sticker. 162 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:28,763 It was a... 163 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,155 an apple tree 164 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,374 and a-a, and a sun. 165 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,549 And it's, uh, 166 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,377 a baby blue Volvo wagon. 167 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,683 I mean, come on. 168 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,337 How many of those could there be in this town? 169 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,512 Literally thousands. 170 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,296 Yes, but this one was old. 171 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,516 It's probably in the shop all the time. 172 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,909 I mean, how many mechanics can there be in this town? 173 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,346 Literally hundreds. 174 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:47,782 See? We're closing in. 175 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,044 Uh, you know what? 176 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,525 I'm gonna make a list of all the mechanics 177 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,396 so we can all start making some calls. 178 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,006 All right.We got this.All right. We got it. 179 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,443 We can do this!We can do this. 180 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,487 Yeah.Yes, we got this. 181 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,837 We got this, Wade! 182 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,231 Forrest. What are you doing? 183 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:05,016 I'm sorry. I don't know. He's very inspiring. 184 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,061 [scoffs] 185 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,763 I'm telling you, I think Wade's getting obsessed. What's next? 186 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,635 Is he gonna swab every headstonein the cemetery 187 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,463 to get this woman's DNA? 188 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,421 [laughs] Do not make that joke in front of him. 189 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:22,425 [chuckles][phone vibrates] 190 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,340 Huh.What's up? 191 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,168 Well, Piedmont just put me on the wait list. 192 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,910 [tongue clicks]To hell with them anyway, right? 193 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,433 You went three for four, baby. 194 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:33,741 Yeah, but Piedmont has a really good business program. 195 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,003 So does Sanderson. 196 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,048 Plus, Piedmont's, like, an hour's drive. 197 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:40,008 Oh, it's not worth an hour's drive to get a good education? 198 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,271 Uh, yes. Of course it is, baby. 199 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:44,316 So why won't they let me in? 200 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,796 What the hell is wrong with those fools? 201 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,452 MICHELLE: Wade, what are you doodling? 202 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,106 Oh, it's the...the bumper sticker 203 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:52,455 I keep tellingyou guys about. 204 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,891 You know, the onethat was on her car. 205 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:55,980 I can't stop drawing it. 206 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,460 Oh, my God, you're still obsessing over this. 207 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,549 Huh. It does look very familiar.Right? 208 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,682 Yeah.I-I'm thinking that this sticker 209 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,074 is a clue to finding her. 210 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,989 Look, Wade, if something is meant to be, 211 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,251 fate'll make it happen. 212 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,209 You can't force it. 213 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,298 Guys, I know you mean well, 214 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,082 but you don't get it.[phone buzzing] 215 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,170 That's a client. 216 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,171 Hello?We don't...? 217 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:14,521 MICHELLE: What don't I get? 218 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:17,088 Hi. Did one of you order the salmon and miso glaze 219 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,568 without the miso glaze? 220 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,048 That was me.Right. Okay. 221 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,703 I'm really sorry to do this, but it's been marinating 222 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:25,749 in the glaze all morning, so it's, like, you know... 223 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,317 You can't just, like, wash it off, or...? 224 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,189 Uh, yeah, well-- um, no,I think that-that would ruin it. 225 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,149 Just eat the glaze. I don't like the glaze. 226 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,107 How about I make you a nice niçoise salad? 227 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,413 There's no glaze on that. 228 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,372 Okay. I will have a niçoise salad. 229 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,591 Great. 230 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:42,723 Thank you. 231 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,812 Oh, no olives. 232 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:46,161 Mm-hmm. 233 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,772 Uh, that-that sounds great.Okay. 234 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,339 Sorry about that, guys. 235 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:51,949 What did I miss? 236 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,298 Not much. 237 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,431 The chef's a bit of a pill. 238 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,527 [exhales] 239 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,623 Hey, Wade.Hey, Michelle. 240 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,234 Natalie? Soccer practice.NATALIE: Coming! 241 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:19,107 Oh, my God. How can it be soccer season already? 242 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,196 Where did the summer go? 243 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,806 Hello, Michelle. 244 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,808 I hope my ears aren'tblinding you. 245 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,593 Hi! 246 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,203 Check me out! 247 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,160 So you let her get her ears pierced? 248 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,292 I had to. 249 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,033 She restained the backyard fence. 250 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,295 I couldn't believe it. 251 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:35,863 Took her a month to do it, but she did it. 252 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:39,170 Well, what do you know? It looks... not great. 253 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:42,783 Yeah, yeah, it's horrible. I got to redo it. 254 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,654 So, uh, any news from Piedmont? 255 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,656 No. I don't understand. 256 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,310 Why won't they let me in? 257 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,572 I've e-mailed, I've called, 258 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,313 I've written to the admissions department. 259 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:54,055 I'm sorry. But, hey, bright side: 260 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,796 Piedmont is, like, an hour away. 261 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:59,016 Oh, it's not worth an hour's drive to get a good education? 262 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,278 I'm... 263 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:01,541 I'm sorry, Wade. 264 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:05,588 Look, I'm not one to give advice 265 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,198 on letting go of something you want, 266 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,418 but don't let this eat you alive. 267 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,812 And if it helps, 268 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:14,945 I think any one of these schoolswould be lucky to have you. 269 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,557 Aw. Thank you, Wade. 270 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,515 That doesn't help. 271 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,562 [door opens, closes] 272 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,566 [tongue clicks] 273 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,180 [exhales] 274 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:36,619 What is it with all these impacted colons on Mondays? 275 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,360 Is it pizza? Is that it? 276 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:41,232 These kids, they just sit aroundeating cheese all weekend long? 277 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:44,758 Okay, Damien Jarrado. 278 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,326 Holy crap. 279 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,853 Mount Hope Elementary? Are you sure? 280 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:56,552 Okay, yeah, I am sure. It is the exact logo that Wade drew. 281 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,119 So what do we do? Do we tell him? 282 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,381 I don't know. 283 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,512 We finally got him to realize 284 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,731 he's been obsessing over this woman. 285 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,429 This will start it up all over again. 286 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:07,432 True. Plus, that logo was from a school. 287 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,608 She wouldn't have had that on the back of her car 288 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,739 if she didn't have a kid there. 289 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,784 She's probably married. 290 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,176 FORREST: Yeah, that's a good point. 291 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,222 I mean, the woman might've been wearing a ring 292 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,398 and Wade just didn't even see it, you know? 293 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,748 The guy did have skunk juice in his eyes. 294 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,489 Yeah, h-honestly, I mean, I think if he's finally 295 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,447 letting this go, 296 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,014 I say we just let sleeping dogs lie. 297 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,060 I don't want to see him get hurt again. 298 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,323 You're right. The last two yearshave been tough enough. 299 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,454 Agreed. 300 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,456 Agreed.Agreed. 301 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,675 All right, goodbye, y'all. 302 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,242 Okay, bye. 303 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:37,071 Hey, uh, see you tonight, sugar butt. 304 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,247 Forest, I'm still on. 305 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,423 Oh, sorry. 306 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:44,121 I don't-- there's so many peopleon this call. I got lost. 307 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,036 ♪ 308 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,082 Hello?WADE: Hello? 309 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,344 Hey, guys. 310 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,562 Hey, let me see that girlwith the earrings 311 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,781 everybody'stalking about. 312 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,653 Here she comes!Oh, my God... 313 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:54,958 those are so cool. 314 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,613 Dad, can I get my ears pierced, please? 315 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,397 Sure. 316 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,051 Oh, um... 317 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,444 do I have to? 318 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,880 No. 319 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,447 Thank you. 320 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,623 WADE:Uh, hey, Forrest,come on in, man, have a seat. 321 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,494 Yeah, I can't, I can't. 322 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,235 I literally cannot. 323 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,456 This standing desk thing is killing me, man. 324 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,327 My knees keep locking up. 325 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,416 Sometimes at work when no one's looking, 326 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,636 I lie down behind the copier. 327 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,812 Well, wouldn't it just be easierto ask them for a sitting desk? 328 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,248 [laughing]: At my job? 329 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,946 Yeah, right, I, I may as well 330 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,296 just ask them for a rocking chair or adult diapers. 331 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,689 Please. 332 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,734 Come on, kids don't sit, Wade. 333 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,040 [phone buzzing]Uh... 334 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,955 You gonna answer that? 335 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,521 No. It's Andrew. 336 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,959 Ever since he got back, he won't stop calling me. 337 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,525 Well, I thought you missed him desperately. 338 00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,353 That was six weeks ago, Dad. 339 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,746 People change. [chuckles] 340 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,314 -Really? -[laughs] 341 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,882 Well, if Grace can move on that easily, 342 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,841 maybe there's still hope for me, too. 343 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,582 [chuckles] So, uh, so how are you doing? 344 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,976 [grunts] 345 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,543 Um... I'm okay. 346 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,807 I may have gone off the deep end a little. 347 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,678 Yeah, you know, the thing is, Forrest, 348 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,419 no matter how bad you want something, 349 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:07,378 if the universe has other plans for you, 350 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,599 at some point, you got to make peace with it. 351 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,907 That's the one thing I should'velearned from losing Jill. 352 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,560 Yeah. 353 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,519 [soft chuckle] Yeah. 354 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:21,262 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 355 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,699 What?I know something. 356 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,397 What?I can't tell you. 357 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,529 You got to tell me. 358 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,444 I can't tell you because you're gonna 359 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,402 end up getting hurt in the end. 360 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,056 [stammers] Forest, 361 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,536 come on, you got to tell me. 362 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:35,798 Delia found the apple tree logo! 363 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,365 It's Mount Hope Elementary School. 364 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,454 Oh, my God, yes! 365 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,760 Oh, my God, thank you! 366 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,457 But wait... I mean, it's an elementary school. 367 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,721 Right? I mean, she could be a mom or married or both. 368 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,202 Or maybe she's a teacher-- I don't know. 369 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,507 Look... 370 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,770 the only thing I do know is 371 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,336 what I felt in my heart. 372 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,816 I mean, this is the universe 373 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,383 finally cutting me a break! 374 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,167 Oh, Forrest, thank you! 375 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,169 [grunting] 376 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,388 [whimpers] 377 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,608 Addie? 378 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,697 A...Addie? 379 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,308 Addie! 380 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,440 ♪ 381 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,056 Hello. 382 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,622 Hi. 383 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,798 They sure love that new 384 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,277 climbing structure, don't they? 385 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,410 Yeah, yeah, they sure do. 386 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,282 It's too bad Mr. Stetson isn't around to see it. 387 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,936 Yes. 388 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,460 Yes, that is a shame. That's a shame. 389 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,506 So whose dad are you? 390 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,377 Uh, you know, 391 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,205 I-I actually don't have a kid that goes here. 392 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,425 Oh. Uh, but I-I'm not a weirdo or anything. 393 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,166 I mean, I have kids-- two. 394 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,255 Uh, they just go to different schools. 395 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,474 I'm-I'm trying to find a woman. 396 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,826 Uh, she's a teacher here, I hope. 397 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,306 Uh, what's her name? 398 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,221 You know, that's the, that's 399 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,702 the funny thing-- I don't know.Oh. 400 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,660 I mean, apparently, that's, that's not funny to you. 401 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:56,923 Look, I promise, I-I'm just 402 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,489 a normal guy, I mean, I don't hang out on-- 403 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,883 I'm looking for, I'm just looking for a woman. 404 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,059 Guys, there isa stranger here. 405 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:06,454 And he is not leaving.I'm gonna go get security. 406 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,239 Oh, my God. 407 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,333 Uh... 408 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,912 Bye, Daddy! 409 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,958 WOMAN:Come on, come on, we're late. 410 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,656 Let's go, let's go,let's go. 411 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:38,399 Hey! Hey! You! 412 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,617 You're the guy, you're the guy 413 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,358 from the cemetery with the skunk! 414 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,882 Yes, yes. Yes! 415 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,406 Oh, my God, wow, we-we got sprayed together. 416 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,799 I know.What a crazy coincidence 417 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,672 this is.Wow, yeah, that is crazy. 418 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,196 What are you doing here? 419 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,982 Oh, I, uh, um, I was just happening by. 420 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,680 Oh...I-I got, well, I got a job in the neighborhood. 421 00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,855 Oh, yeah.Yeah, um... 422 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,250 I, you know, I actually have 423 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,861 to scoot. It was great seeing you. 424 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,558 Yeah, you... but, okay. 425 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,560 Okay, bye.Bye? 426 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,041 The universe sucks. 427 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:21,355 Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.I am so sorry, Wade. 428 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,792 I guess it would've been better if you never found out 429 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:24,793 what that sticker meant.Hey, come on. 430 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,621 Don't shoot the messenger. 431 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,492 We didn't want a messenger. 432 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,841 We were tryingto hide the message. 433 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,539 Nah, it's okay. 434 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,106 I'm smarter now. 435 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,846 Won't make that mistake again. 436 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,587 I am done listening to my heart. 437 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,198 That's it, I'm moving on. 438 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,069 That's right, man, onwards and upwards. 439 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,810 Cheers.FORREST: Hey. 440 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,899 I got some good news. Yeah.ALL: Mm. 441 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,901 I finally broke down and requested a chair at work. 442 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,991 And it is... heaven. 443 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,601 Yeah, chairs are good. 444 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,994 We're actually sittingon them right now. 445 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,387 Oh, and by the end of the day, four 446 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,606 of the young kids had asked for one, too. 447 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,131 Yeah, including Ayesha, smug little Miss Yoga. 448 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:01,003 Ow.So, uh, guess I started a trend. 449 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,049 And I'm telling you, man, chairs are underrated. 450 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,833 Everyone uses chairs, bro. 451 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,182 Hmm, yeah. 452 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,662 They do now. 453 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,404 Linda, Joyce, come on! Dinner![dogs barking] 454 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,883 Uh-oh, is her ear infected? 455 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,842 Yeah, it is infected,but don't worry, hon, 456 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,061 'cause I already called in the antibiotics. 457 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,236 No, it's fine. 458 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,977 Well, it's not fine if you get sepsis. 459 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,326 Can't believe you let her get her ears pierced. 460 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,762 She's 12. 461 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,590 Well, if you round up, I mean, she is 13. 462 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,984 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 463 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,246 I did it! 464 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,683 ♪ I just got accepted off the wait list ♪ 465 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,163 ♪ At Piedmont. [all cheering] 466 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,774 Congratulations!I told you! 467 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,646 That is such a great school! 468 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,126 Yes, it is. 469 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,434 It is also an hour away, though. 470 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,176 But isn't that worth itto get a great education? 471 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:46,396 What, and take two hours out of my day every day? 472 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,964 Yeah, but it's got a great business program, right? 473 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,053 Yes, and so does Sanderson and it's only ten minutes away. 474 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,622 And it has a great basketball team, too. 475 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,233 Baby, have you gone crazy? 476 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,844 I don't know, maybe... [stammers] 477 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:04,066 This whole process has made me very... vulnerable. 478 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,242 Yeah.I do not care for that. 479 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:09,071 No, but now you're in. 480 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,507 Now Piedmont wants you.Yes, and I am 481 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,119 so happy and they can suck it. 482 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,033 Yeah! 483 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,643 Go Sanderson.[doorbell rings] 484 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:16,905 WADE: Hey, girls, pizza's here. 485 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,994 Hey, you know what, if you take the 486 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,518 bypass, Piedmont's only, like, 40 minutes away. 487 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,912 What are you doing?What are youdoing? 488 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,261 [chuckles] 489 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,047 There's a very attractive lady here to see you. 490 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,963 Hey. Hi! 491 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,965 Hey. 492 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,316 Uh, met your dogs. 493 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:41,016 Uh... I see. 494 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,192 Uh, that's-that's Linda. 495 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,673 And that's, uh, that's Joyce. 496 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,588 And you are? 497 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,546 Me? I'm Wade.Yes. 498 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,721 Wade?Wade. 499 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,027 Wade, I'm Shannon. 500 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,030 Great, now we all four know each other. 501 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,076 [both chuckle] 502 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,122 What, uh, what are you doing here? 503 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,471 I know, I know, it's weird. 504 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,125 Is it weird? It's weird, it's weird. 505 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,084 I'm gonna go-- no, I'm not. 506 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,563 I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna stay 507 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,130 and I'm gonna say what I came to say. 508 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,132 Um... 509 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,134 [inhales, exhales] 510 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,049 I've been thinking about you. 511 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,616 And that is,that is such 512 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,966 a crazy thing to say to a complete stranger. 513 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,011 So I'm gonna-- see you later, Linda. 514 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,058 Bye, Joyce, I...Oh, no, wait, wait, don't, don't go, please. 515 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,668 Really, it's not weird at all. 516 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,106 Please, come back. 517 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,150 It's not weird. 518 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,499 It's not.Okay. 519 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,023 What about your husband? 520 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,851 My ex-husband? 521 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,723 Ex... ex-husband?Uh-huh. 522 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,291 Yes! Uh... [clears throat] Sorry. 523 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,120 Sorry, uh, that's sad that your marriage didn't work out. 524 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,208 That's very sad. 525 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,080 Yeah.But you shouldn't feel weird. 526 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,952 Okay. Really, uh, if I'm being honest, 527 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,434 I... I have been thinking about you, too, 528 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,828 for weeks and weeks. 529 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,177 I even went to five veterinarians 530 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,222 looking for skunks. 531 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,746 Whoa, wow, okay, that's a lot. 532 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,183 Yeah, yeah, is it? I mean, I guess, yeah, 533 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,054 it's a little, a little stalkery, but, I mean, 534 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,231 you get it, right? I mean, you tracked me down. 535 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:09,148 No, I googled the company name on the side of your truck. 536 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,193 I thought this was gonna be your office. 537 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,804 No, no, no, no, no, this is my home. 538 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,329 And-and... office. It's my home office. 539 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,504 [huffs] 540 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,551 What happened to that skunk? 541 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,118 Oh, I brought him back home with me 542 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,815 and I let him rehab the backyard. 543 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:25,990 And then I set him free.. 544 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,601 And now he comes back 545 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,342 every night and eats the cat food. 546 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,821 [both laugh] 547 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,388 Well, you saved his life. 548 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:35,304 He's probably in love with you. 549 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,003 [whispers]:Looks like you have people over. 550 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,312 Oh, wait! It's that-- 551 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,966 You're that cute chef that refused 552 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,881 to take that miso glaze off my salmon. 553 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,710 Okay, it's because I startmarinating it in the morning. 554 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,320 So really there's just,there's no way. 555 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,280 Ah!The chess pie was unreal. 556 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,717 Thank you.Yeah, she brought me a piece. 557 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,240 The crust was amazing. 558 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,242 Wow!Hey, are those Birkenstocks? 559 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,854 Hey, guys, guys, can I just have, like, a minute? 560 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,160 Okay. Okay.Yeah, whatever. 561 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,770 Just, please, Delia, please? 562 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,685 Just a minute? Just one minute, please? 563 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,254 I'm gonna go. 564 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,300 Can I c-call you? 565 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,084 Yeah. 566 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,434 Yeah, I'd like that. 567 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,044 Yeah, me, too. 568 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,657 Okay. 569 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,356 [exhales] 570 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,272 Yes! Ha! 571 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,448 The universe has spoken again! 572 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,928 [laughs] 573 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,235 DELIA: Oh, Wade, so happy for you. 574 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,280 Yeah, thank goodnessone of your friends 575 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,761 was such a big softythat he spilled the beans 576 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,806 and made all thispossible for you. 577 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,373 I would've broken eventually. 578 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,245 Yeah, but you didn't-- ha! 579 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,811 I did! 580 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,291 I'm the weakest. 581 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,640 Thank you, Forrest. 582 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,859 So did you get her number? 583 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:55,254 Oh! Shannon? Shannon? 584 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,256 Hey, Shannon! 585 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,085 Yeah, it's definitelya rom-com. 586 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:10,138 Captioning sponsored by CBS 587 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:13,184 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 38374

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