All language subtitles for The.Prince.and.Me.2004.720p.BluRay.x264-x0r.eng

Surprise!

Thanks for helping out this summer.
Have a great year at school, Paige.

Hey, what happened
to the Lamborghini?

I'm quite bored of the Lamborghini.
Ready to lose?

I've won Grand Prix.
What have you won?

Nothing.

And you're gonna beat me
in your mummy's limo?

To be correct, Mr Irvine, I'm going
to beat you in my mummy's limo,

to which I've made
numerous modifications.

So you should be afraid, my friend,
very afraid.

Not half as afraid as you're gonna be
when your mummy finds out.

Hey, how was it?
Oh, it was great.

They had a going-away
Danish for me.

And as soon as I blew out the candle,
Trey Carlson came in

with this huge bloody gash
on his forehead.

He tried to give himself a haircut.
Good going, Trey.

The cool part was they let me
stitch it up for him.

Time check?
9:45.

Racers ready?

Go.

Hi.

No!

Look out!

Hi.

Uh, great dress.

Good race, Your Highness.
Not exactly the way I wanted to win.

Would've been better if you hadn't
lifted your foot off at the end.

No, you did great.
Congratulations.

And then there were two.
It's not that bad.

No! They seem really happy.

I… I just remember how much
we used to talk about getting out there

and following our dreams.

There's a whole world
out there to see.

You too. We're the last holdouts.

Todd and I are engaged.

Don't hate me.
That's great.

Why would I hate you? No.
Oh, thanks.

Oh!

OK, ladies.
Oh, look.

Betsy's throwing the bouquet.

Are you ready, ladies?

One, two, three.

Oh! I caught it!

He is late every time.
Yes.

It's OK, I've got it. Thank you.

Thank you.

Edvard.
Hi, Ari.

His Majesty the King.
Her Majesty the Queen.

His Royal Highness
the Crown Prince.

Her Royal Highness
Princess Arabella.

Here we are, honey.

Hope to see you at Thanksgiving.
Alright. I love you, Dad.

'Bye, sweetheart.
'Bye. Thanks.

Hello?
Paige, hey.

How's it going?
Oh, my God.

Good. How psyched
are you to be back?

Yeah, but this year we do the dishes
every three weeks

whether we need to or not…
and by 'we', I mean 'you'.

Oh, look what my dad
hooked me up with.

Yeah, he may be totally
inaccessible emotionally,

but he does know how
to install some really cool crap.

Well, enjoy it. I'll be lucky
if I'm ever home this year.

I've got a 5-hour chem lab,
plus med school applications and work.

Hey, hey, classes
haven't even started yet.

Maybe before you start
saving the world,

you could come to the Rat
with me, Stacey and Amanda.

So at this point in the trip,
me and the other tour leaders are just…

We're fed up with all these…
OK, OK.

…rich, snotty kids
and all of their complaining.

So one night in Rome,
we go to this bar,

and I kind of slept with
a 45-year-old cheesy Italian guy.

45? Wow.

Well, he was cute
in a Mussolini kind of way.

What are you gals talking about?

Just our love for older,
virile men like yourself.

A few more of these and believe me,

I'll be the best-looking guy
you see in here.

Then you better take Stacey's away.
Oh, yes, please.

So, Paige, you want back
on the work rotation?

Yeah, definitely.

How's tomorrow?
How's Thursday?

How's tomorrow?
Tomorrow it is.

- Alright. This round's on me.
- Thanks.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I can't believe you
got to see all of Europe.

Sometimes I wish I could fast-forward
through the next five years…

I hate when she starts
to talk about her life plan.

It makes me feel so unfocused.
Tell me about it.

I'm a senior, and I've changed
my major, like, six times.

I don't even have a major.
Oh, please.

By the time you get one,
Paige will be done with Johns Hopkins.

- That's if I get in.
- You'll get in.

No. Not after this semester.
I have to take Shakespeare.

Some sort of stupid
humanities requirement.

That's it … the next time
you talk about classes or work,

you have to do a shot.

It's just that Shakespeare
is so useless…

Uh-uh. Stop.

Hey, guys, I need this.
Hey!

Here you go.
No!

No, come on.
Oh, yeah, definitely.

What is this?
Drink it. Drink it.

It's your first night.
Cheers.

Cheers.
That's good.

Oh, I hate you guys.

Did you read all the prepared
research materials?

Of course.

Edvard, one day,
you will be the 51st ruler

of the longest continuous monarchy
in the history of the world.

Yes, I'm aware, Father.

It's a monarchy that still requires
the participation of the king

in the workings and decisions
of the government.

So if I ask you if you're prepared,
it's not an insignificant question.

Father, I'm prepared, OK?

His Majesty the King.

And His Royal Highness
the Crown Prince.

Your Majesty.

I'm alright.

Prime Minister.
Your Royal Highness.

OK, ladies and gentlemen,
let's get started.

But a 6% pay increase is the least
the national unions will accept.

That's unconscionable.

Look, if we can't agree here,

how are we gonna get
the two sides together?

This is blackmail.

Alright, we'll have to make
other concessions, then.

Is there no end
to the workers' demands?

Our government must refuse to give in to
the unions at all costs.

I appreciate your ardour, Thomas,

but I assure you they are
very serious about the deadline.

Without concessions,
they will strike.

A nationwide strike
will be disastrous for our economy.

Edvard, I'm sure we'd all like
to know what you think.

S-sorry, what was the question?

I was… I was busy.

I see.

I don't know why my father
insists I go with him.

I've always detested those meetings.
Yes, sir.

Perhaps it has something
to do with the fact that,

oh, I don't know,
you're going to be king some day.

Yes, don't remind me, Soren.

You're very lucky you're not me,
let me tell you.

If you want to change places, sir,
call me day or night.

You know my mother's gonna go crazy

when she finds out
what happened today.

It's a speech I definitely
don't want to hear.

I need to get out of Denmark, Soren.
I need to clear my head.

Oh, yes? And where would you like
to clear your head this time, sir?

I hear the slopes are opening early
in St Moritz this year.

Monte Carlo has opened a new casino.

Dropping a few hundred thousand kroner

always seems to have
worked miracles in the past.

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Oh, please. Come on,
take your top off for us.

Come on, just once.

Wisconsin?
Yes.

Why there, son?

Well, because I've never
spent much time in America before.

And, you know, I'd rather go
to the heart of the country

where I can meet ordinary Americans.

Plus, there's a well-respected university
with interesting programs

and a wide variety
of extracurricular activities.

But this is absurd.

Look, I see this as a real
opportunity to find myself.

Oh, Edvard, please.

This is just another
in a series of escapades,

which, by the way, we finance,

inevitably ending up with you
in some tabloid, embarrassing us

and forcing you to come back
to the palace to hide yourself

until you convince us you have to go
and find yourself yet again.

If I'm the embarrassment
you believe me to be,

then maybe you should cut me off.

Well, what are you saying?

I'm saying I want to go
and I'm going.

And I neither require your money
nor your permission.

Edvard!
I will do this on my own, Mother!

Oh!

Let him go.

We've tried everything else,
and it hasn't worked.

Frankly, it's encouraging
he even wants to try.

Soren, you will go with him.

Me, Your Majesty?

Uh, on my own?

Surely there's a caretaker
better suited than…

I will arrange for our departure.

- Hey!
- Slow down!

Just look at them all, Soren.

Thousands upon thousands
of young, crazy college girls

getting drunk and taking
their tops off every night.

Yes, sir, what a treat for us that

it's happening here
in America's dairy land,

breeding ground of the coronary
bypass patients of the world.

Look at her.

Your parents are expecting you
to attend your classes,

Your Royal Highness.

Yes, I know.

Listen, Soren,
from this point forward,

I do not want you to address me
as the Prince or Your Royal Highness.

You will address me as… Eddie.
Yes, Eddie.

The last thing I need right now
is to have the press all over me.

I think it's gonna be fun.
I'm having a wonderful time already.

Are you unhappy, Soren?
What gave me away, sir?

I don't know.
Your expression never changes.

Do you even know how to smile?
Yes.

Oh, Soren, this is us.

Good heavens.

I thought you had to be
convicted of a crime

before you lived
somewhere like this.

It's not that bad.

Plus, we haven't seen
the rest of it yet.

Apparently, this is the rest of it.

Well, I like it.

And I'll even let you
have first choice of the beds.

Oh, heavens. Er, which stained mattress
shall I choose?

You the new guys?

I'm Scotty.

Alright, all my food's labelled,
so I'll know if you ate anything.

I'm allergic to dairy, shellfish,
red meat, melon, nuts and kiwi,

so don't bring any of that stuff
around here.

The Xbox is off limits.

If you screw up
any of my high scores,

I'll blind you
with my laser pointer.

Ah, now, this… this is the real
university life I was talking about.

You see, here, we're just
two typical college students.

Absolutely, sir.

I, for one, can't wait
to raucously cheer on

the fellows of the tackle football team
as they challenge the Gophers,

our hated rivals, who apparently
hail from a place called Minnesota.

Minnesota sucks! Wisconsin rules!

Ah.

No, no.

Ah, waitress, we'd like to see
some menus, please.

I'm not a waitress, there are no menus,
and the kitchen's closed.

Well, then what can you offer us?

I can offer you beer
and pretzel rods, my fine fellow,

at ye olde pub yonder.

Shall I go to the bar, sir?
Yes. Yes, two of these. Two beers.

Very good.

Would you like another, sir?

Yes. I'll get these.
Thank you very much, sir.

Hello again.
What can I get for you?

I was hoping you could
recommend something better

than what we've been drinking.

Well, for the discerning
out-of-towner like yourself,

I recommend Leinenkugel's.

You can really taste
the extra 10 cents.

Yes, by all means. Two, please.

You know, if we were in Germany
right now, we'd be underground.

What?
'Rathskeller', it means 'basement'.

OK.

Yes, perhaps I should've known better
than to flirt in German.

Perhaps.

It's not a very
attractive language, is it?

No.

I'm Eddie.
Paige.

So… will you
take your top off for me?

What?

Take your top off for me
like 'Wild College Girls'.

Just a quick look.
You know, no-one's watching.

Just take it off for me.

You, time to go, now.
Just calm down, gentlemen.

No, you calm down.
Get off me.

- You get out!
- Get your hands off him!

Out. Go on!

Science is a never-ending quest.

For anyone planning a future in science,
an open mind is a must.

Grading is as follows …
40% procedure.

50% lab work.

And 10…

May I help you?

Yes. I believe I'm signed up
for this class.

Fine, Mr Williams. Next time be here
by 3:20 or you'll be locked out.

And what about you?
I'm talking to you, sir.

I'm… uh, auditing.
Not this class, too small.

Take a seat, Mr Williams.

As I was saying, 40% procedure,

50% lab work.

You can leave now, Soren.
You'll be alright, sir?

And 10%…
Yes, just wait outside.

You know, if this is
a "lovers' thing",

could you please take it
in the hall?

Soren, just go. Go. Go.

My sincerest apologies.

Oh, please proceed.

And 10% attendance.

You will find a list in front of you
of your supplies

and the experiment
you will be conducting.

Now, I want you to turn to
the person next to you

and introduce yourself.

Congratulations, folks,

you've just said hello
to your permanent lab partner.

Hey!

Hey!

You forgot your supply list.

Oh. Oh, right. Thank you.

Listen, what's your name again?
Eddie.

Eddie. Right.

This class is really important to me

because I need this teacher
to get me into med school.

And if I'm stuck with you
as my lab partner,

I can't afford to have you
screw things up for me, OK?

It's very important to me as well.
I love organic chemistry.

For instance,
I've just recently discovered

that large amounts of alcohol
mixed with a carbon-based life form

causes the life form
to blurt out stupid things.

So, well, apologies for the other night.
I was just having some fun.

Right, of course you were.

And I love being made to feel like
a brainless slut by some sloppy lush.

Thanks.

I have learned me to repent
the sin of disobedient opposition

To you and your behest,
I am enjoined and beg your pardon.

Is he drunk now?

It's a play. 'Romeo and Juliet'?

Shakespeare?

This is gonna be a fun semester.

Don't forget your half
of the supplies next time.

You would think that after spraying
somebody with high-powered soda,

he'd get the message to stay away.

Well, I think he's pretty hot.

Hot? Oh, my God, Beth,
he is so affected.

He was quoting Shakespeare, like
some Shakespearean-duke-lord guy.

I hate phonies like that.

So are you saying you wouldn't
take him up to the stacks?

OK, A … going at it
in the dusty stacks of the library

is fairly disgusting.

And B … you literally say that
about every hot guy.

Oh, so you admit he's hot.

OK, I'm done having
this conversation.

I need to concentrate
on my applications.

And what's with his weird friend
who's always hanging around?

One partner
is monitoring temperature and flow,

while the other pours
the hydrochloric acid

into the separatory funnel.

Now…

…carefully turn the stopcock

to allow some of the solution
to flow into the round-bottom flask.

Start over again.

Where is he?

You're still in bed?!
Good morning, miss.

Would you care for some breakfast?

I spent the last two hours
looking like an incompetent idiot

because my lab partner
didn't show up.

Oh. Was that this morning?
Yes!

You know, I know
exactly who you are.

You do?
You do?

You're just a spoiled
little rich kid

who sees college as a detour
on the way to an easy life.

No character. No accomplishments.
Just a royal pain in the ass.

You're completely wrong.

See, unlike people
who are given everything,

I have to earn what I get.

But that is the beauty
of a meritocracy …

people rise and fall
based on how hard they work.

Would you like some more
hollandaise, Eddie?

No, that's very good. Thank you.

You're making eggs Benedict?
Mm-hm.

On a hotplate in a dorm room?

Yes, just a typical
student breakfast.

Would you care to join us?

No, thank you.

So where's your statue?
What statue?

Someone as righteous as you must have

some sort of statue of themselves
somewhere.

There's a difference between
being righteous and being right.

I happen to be right. Could you
please put a shirt on or something?

If you're going to be a doctor,
you'll have to get used to naked men.

Dude! Dude, there's a chick
in our room!

Just drop the class.
No.

Well, then you'd better be there,
and you'd better be prepared.

She really meant those things,
didn't she?

Yes, she did seem rather upset, sir.

Though, regardless,
I don't see why you would care.

Do enjoy the eggs, sir.

They were purchased
with the last of your money.

We have some left, don't we?
What you came with is gone.

Well, you're getting some sort
of pay cheque, aren't you?

Hey! You cheap Swede.

"Skills … polo, fencing.

"Speak French, English, German,
Dutch, Danish and Flemish."

Flemish? Is there
a country called Flem?

Look, that's all great,
but it doesn't mean crap to me.

I need somebody with some work
experience, and you don't have any.

No, listen I really could do
with the employment. Please.

There are a lot of students
who wanna work here.

Well, I have the highest
recommendation.

Hey, Paige.
Hi.

Are you deliberately trying
to make my life miserable?

No, I'm simply manning
the delicatessen

in the event that one of my
fellow students wants a tasty sandwich.

Stu, did you hire this guy?
Yeah. He came highly recommended.

By whom?
You.

What would you like?
I'll have a turkey sandwich.

Paige, I'm busy. Eddie's your boy.
You're in charge of him.

Alright, it seems we're completely
out of turkey today.

Dude, there's, like,
10 turkey things in there.

Is this some sort of test?

Did Johns Hopkins send you
to see if I can handle pressure?

Because I'm starting to crack.

Well, who's in charge of carving?
Use the slicer.

What's that?

You used me as a reference.

Yes. Look, you were
the only one I knew.

Despite what you think, I really do
need this job. I have no money.

But you have a personal egg-poacher.

No, no. He's just another student.

Really? What's he studying?
How to be a 30-year-old junior?

Try the 'on' button.

Look, Paige, you were right
about my parents back in Denmark.

They are from a certain wealth.

But what I've done
is I've cut myself off from them.

Dude.
Yes, just one minute.

Listen, Paige, I realise I've taken
advantage of you recently, and…

But just give me a chance today,

and if I cause any problems,
then I'll quit.

OK. Your right hand
goes on the handle.

Slowly slide the meat
back and forth.

And unless you want
a turkey-thumb sandwich,

don't put your hand anywhere near
the blade when it's moving, OK?

Right.

OK.

Slowly, slowly.
Right.

Right.

OK, nice and smooth.

Um, that's enough.

Here, Paige, it's your turn tonight.
OK.

♪ Well, I hope that ♪
♪ I don't fall in love with you ♪

♪ Falling in love just makes me blue ♪

♪ Well, the music plays ♪
♪ and you display your heart for me to see ♪

♪ I had a beer and now I hear you ♪
♪ calling out for me ♪

♪ And I hope that I don't ♪
♪ fall in love with you ♪

♪ Well, the night does funny things ♪
♪ inside a man ♪

♪ These old tomcat feelings ♪
♪ you don't understand… ♪

Hey, kid.

I need you to go outside
and hose down the mats.

♪ I wish I had the guts to bum one ♪
♪ but we've never met ♪

♪ And I think that ♪
♪ I just fell in love with you… ♪

Are you sure you don't
want me to give you a hand, sir?

No, I'm fine.
Goodnight.

Hey.

You did OK in there.

You can't be serious, can you?

Well, by 'OK', I mean
spilling a ton of beer

and screwing up everyone's order.

Yeah.
No, you'll be fine.

Um, you know, this Saturday evening,
there's a dorm party at Brenner Hall.

A gathering.

I was wondering… wondering
if you would like to accompany me.

Accompany you?

Oh, right, yes.
How do you say it colloquially?

Um…

Yo, dog, there's a mad party
kicking at my crib,

if you want to…
roll down there with me.

Ow.

That was just sad.
Don't ever do that again.

Yes, I really hurt my finger.

So would you like to come?

I… I'm actually kind of busy.

Oh, dear.

What?

I believe you just
got rejected, sir.

You know, I don't think
that's ever happened to me before.

You've never been attracted
to anyone

who didn't know
you were a prince before.

I wouldn't get too worked up
over it, sir.

The chances of a relationship
between yourself and Miss Paige

are not promising.

You two are of
a completely different calibre.

Soren, just because she isn't royalty
doesn't mean she's not important.

The higher calibre
I was referring to, sir, was hers.

What?

Miss.

You really must
get some rest, Your Majesty.

I'm relieved there wasn't
more to it than this.

But there will be
more of these tests, yes?

I can't say for sure.

There will be several of these tests?
There might be.

Will this take many days?

No, I'm pretty sure that
we can get them out of the way.

Thank you, Doctor.

I don't think you need
to go to this.

I promised I'd go.

Are you feeling ill, Daddy?

There's nothing to worry about,
my darling.

Yes, Arabella, you shouldn't worry.

Just a little flu.

Excuse me, ma'am. It's time for
His Majesty to be going.

Sweetie.

So, what would you like to do today?

Um, horse riding.
Good idea.

Duty calls.

Shit.

Positive for ketone.

Mr Williams, please do something.

So, you know the other day
when you quoted 'Romeo and Juliet'?

Yes.

Well, it's funny because

I'm actually taking
a Shakespeare class myself and…

I'm not struggling.
I'm actually being graded unfairly.

But I was wondering,
since you seem to be…

Well versed.

Yeah.

Well, I was hoping
maybe you could…

Help you.

No, I don't need help.
Oh, OK.

Just sounded like you were
asking me for help, that's all.

Forget it.

Yeah, OK, I need help.

Yes, I'll help you.
It's not a problem.

Only, I'm…

I'm gonna need
some help of my own first.

Pour the bleach like this.

And do not spill.

I bet you can't believe I've never
done laundry before, can you?

Yeah, it's a real leap.

Cold.

Warm.

Cold, cold.

It's just so confusing. I mean, how
do you know what goes in which pile?

It's a gift. I guess you could
say I'm the Rain Man of laundry.

OK, now it's my turn.

We did 'King Lear',
and now we're on the sonnets.

Next, it's 'Hamlet', which is about
a whiny prince from Denmark.

What does that have to do
with reality?

More than you think.

Well, you're from Denmark.
Do you even have princes?

Yes, I think we do.

Well, Beth read it,
and she said he's a total loser.

Well, you can tell Beth that
the prince was young and scared

and he didn't feel ready for
the hard choices he had to make.

It's not easy facing
that kind of pressure.

Right. Sonnets, you say.

"O, me!

"What eyes hath love put in my head

"Which have no correspondence
With true sight

"Or if they have
Where is my judgment fled

"That censures falsely
What they see aright?"

It's beautiful.

It's gibberish.
I have no idea what he's saying.

Well, he's saying
that love is magical

and that it makes people
look at each other

in an unspoilt way,
without judgment.

Why doesn't he just say that?

Why can't people just
say what they mean?

Well, people rarely say
what they mean.

That's the interesting part, is…

…is what's going on
underneath the surface.

See, take line 12.

"The sun itself sees not
Till heaven clears."

What does that mean to you?

That the sun can't shine
when it's cloudy.

No. You're being too literal.
See, don't just go for the obvious.

See, all these words,
they have multiple meanings

and you have to
explore the possibilities

and then make your choice.

See, like the word 'sun',
that could mean the actual sun

or it can mean light.

But then 'light' can mean
knowledge or reason.

That could go on forever.
Yes. Yes, it could.

But I think in this case
it means reason.

And then 'heaven' may refer
to the pearly gates

or it could mean a state of being,

you know, like being happy
or in love.

So now read it again,
taking in all the possibilities,

and tell me what you think it means.

"The sun itself sees not
Till heaven clears".

I guess… it means
that love blinds you

and when you're in love,
you can't think reasonably.

Do you agree?

Yeah.

I mean, it's just a poem.

Yeah. Yeah, it's just a poem.

Are you worried
a union work-stoppage

will throw the country
into a recession?

That's something
we're striving to avoid.

Mr, Prime Minister, do you think

being part of the EU
has been good for Denmark?

The United States of Europe
is a question of being strong together.

It's another boring photo opportunity
of an old guy walking down a carpet

answering the same questions
he answered last week.

Where's Edvard?

Now, you see, he was always good

for a big disaster
every few months or so.

I've got to find him.

Eddie. Hey.

Look. It's my Shakespeare midterm.

A-minus.

That's brilliant.
That's really, really good.

Well done.
Thank you.

Thank you, really, for helping me.
It's OK.

I did even better on my chemistry.

It's good. That's really good.

How'd you do?
How did I do?

Um…

A-minus…

…three grades.

D-minus?

Yes. Well, it doesn't matter.
Sure it does.

You can do better. I know you can.

Ooh!
Oh!

And give up a brilliant career
in the food-service industry?

Whoops.

Hey, Eddie, do you have any plans
for Thanksgiving?

No, no. I'll be here.

Um… have a good vacation.
Yes, you too.

I can't believe you.
I can't believe you, Paige.

You should've invited him
home with you.

What? No. That would be so weird.

Well, then you won't mind

if I invite him
back to Milwaukee with me?

No. No, of course not.
Why would I mind?

I don't know.

Hey, Eddie, since you don't
have any other plans,

I was wondering if…

You wanted to spend Thanksgiving
with me and my family?

Yes, that'd be nice.

Thank you.
Sure.

I think I probably
should come with you, sir.

Oh, no, not this time.

The thing is, you see,
you'll be on your own.

Yes, and I'll manage.
Alright. Later, dudes.

Actually, sir, it's my duty
to look out for you at all times.

Soren, I'll be fine.

With respect, sir,
that's not for you to decide.

Soren, yes, it is for me to decide.

What am I gonna do here
for five days?

I don't know. Just sightsee, relax.

Soren, you'll be fine, OK?

- I'll pick you up Monday.
- Thanks again.

Thank you.
Hey!

Hiya, sweetie.
Oh, it's good to have you home.

Hi, Dad.
Hi, kiddo.

This is Eddie.

Eddie, this is my mom and dad.

Oh, we're so glad
that you could join us.

The only college friends of Paige's
we've ever met,

they've all been girls.

Thank you. I was glad to be invited.

Hi, Eddie. I'm Ben Morgan.
Ben, hello.

Hey, hey, Doc Paige.
Farmer John Sausage.

Ooh!

Hey.
Hey. Oh, Mike, you look great.

Oh, well, you know, Kayla's got me
on Slim Fast, so I lost 15.

He put five of it back on today
at Rocky Rococo's.

Boys.

Er, who's this guy?
This is Eddie.

Eddie's an exchange student
from Denmark. He's just a friend.

Hello.

Welcome to our home.
Thank you.

Mike, he speaks better English
than you do.

Yeah, anyway…
Pops, we'll see you in the morning.

Hey, we're watching you, Frenchy.

Come on into the house.

You can ignore the moron twins.
OK.

This is it.

Oh, you can put them right here.
Right.

Thanks.

What are all the pins for?

The few red ones
are where I've been

and all the green ones
are where I wanna go.

Ecuador. El Salvador.

They're not exactly
tourist destinations, are they?

No, but they're all the places
that Doctors Without Borders

brings good medical care
and vaccinations

and clean drinking water.

What?
Nothing.

I just really never met someone
who makes me feel so intimidated.

And believe me, I've met my fair share
of intimidating people.

I'm not intimidating.
Look at me.

Yes, well, you see,
that's pretty intimidating as well.

Well, I'm not the only one with goals.
What do you wanna do?

I don't really have any choice.

I have to take over
the family business.

No choice at all?
No.

Careful, you're crushing Gus.

Oh, Gus.

Yes, Gus.
He's a very good watch-moose.

Not once was I attacked
by a monster under my bed

or something scary in the closet.

Isn't that right, Gus?

Yes, that's right.

Hello, Gus. Nice to meet you.

Very pleased to meet you, as well.

I like you like this.

Like what?

I don't know. Just… just like this.

Just Paige.

Alright, Eddie, we got John's room
made up for you.

It's just down the hall,
across from our room.

We sleep with the door open.
Thanks, Dad.

So, Eddie, would you like to see
how things work around here?

Maybe help us out tomorrow?

No, no, I don't think
that's such a good idea.

Oh, why not?
Yes, why not?

OK. You know what?
Go ahead and help out.

I'm gonna enjoy this.

Come on, let's get you settled in.

Stop. Stop. Stop!

Whoa!

Whoa. Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa. This one nearly hit me.

Looks pretty funny.
Haven't seen too many tractors, huh?

Nicely done with the milking.

Yeah, I think you got
a new best friend in Bessie.

Whoo!
Hey, should we get some dinner?

What are those?
They're lawn mowers.

Lawn mowers. Really?
Yeah.

Uh-uh-uh. Hey, hey.

Actually, we race these.
It's a huge sport around here.

Really?
Yeah.

Do you mind if I have a look?

No, be our guest.

Take a look at this one.
This is my baby.

Right.

I just put a new flywheel in there.
Yes, I see.

You know, no matter
how dirty he races, there's no way

we're letting Keith Kopetsky take home
the trophy again this year.

How fast do these things go?
Well, we clocked it at 52.

I can make it faster.

Yeah.

OK. Come on. Let's go.
What?

That's good.
What, you don't believe me?

I can.

Might be a Thanksgiving pa, huh?
Yeah.

Are you OK?

Oh, you had me going.
Not until after the pie, alright?

Milk?

Oh, no. I won't be drinking much milk
in the near future.

Ma, great turkey.
Don't eat too much.

We got feeding to do, and I don't
need you boys in a turkey coma.

Alright.
You've got more work?

Yeah, 24 hours a day.
Really?

Have to.

If you don't milk them,
the cows' udders will explode.

No.
It happened at Frank Monahan's.

And did you actually
see it happen, Mikey?

No.
You're so bad.

You see, Eddie, we gotta work twice
as hard as corporate-owned farms

just to stay afloat.

At this rate, the family farm
will be extinct in 20 years.

I don't think he needs
to hear that now.

No, I'm interested.

What the big boys need to understand
is that we're all interdependent.

And if somebody loses,
eventually, we'll all lose.

What?
Nothing.

Thanks, Dad.

So, Eddie, what's up
with you and my sister, huh?

Johnny!
Look, Paige, someone had to ask.

Yeah, Paige, he's too good-looking.
Yeah.

That's right, I said it.
You're too good-looking.

I'm not that good-looking.
I'd say he's pretty good-looking.

Yeah, yeah.
You're pretty good-looking.

Oh, yeah.
Guys!

If you combine that with the accent
and your Euro charm,

you're a lethal combination.

Would everyone just stop? Please.

Paige, we don't even know this guy.

I don't know anyone from Denmark.
No.

I've never heard of anyone
from there.

Have you?
Yeah, sure.

Eddie?

Um, Kierkegaard, Niels Bohr,
Hans Christian Andersen.

Wow.

Hans Christian Andersen?

Um, Lars Ulrich.

From Metallica?
From Metallica.

Get out!
OK.

And Helena Christensen.
Whoa, whoa, wait a second.

The Victoria's Secret model?
Yes.

OK. That's gotta be the coolest
country in the world right now.

Seriously, you should
be a superpower.

Yes.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

to the Manitowoc County Fairgrounds.

And a beautiful day for racing

and the 10th annual
Mad Mower Derby!

Give them a hand.
We got the seniors' class.

We've got machines
up to 15 horsepower.

They'll be blasting
by the grandstand here

at a good 8 to 12 miles an hour.

So hang onto your hats
when they come by, folks.

Let them hear it
when they come past the stands here.

Peterson's pulling out of the pit.
Look at him go around that corner.

Come on. Come on!

Check it out. Kopetsky.

Whoo!

What's up, Keith?

What the hell did you do
to that thing?

I bumped up the compression
and a few other little modifications.

Alright. One lap to go, folks.
Let them hear it now.

The last of the five laps here
in the senior class.

Osterhouse is pushing.
Now Peterson's moving up.

He's making his move. He's making
his move. Here he comes now.

And here comes Thompson.
There goes Peterson!

Go, Mr Peterson!

Mr Peterson?
Oh, he's so daring.

Your brothers seem to like him.
Mom.

I like him too.
Yeah, I get that.

I really can't afford
any distractions right now.

Chemistry isn't just
in a class, kiddo.

And you guys have it.
Right.

Then what happens? I fool myself
into thinking he's Prince Charming?

We get married
and live happily ever after?

Then all my hard work
goes down the drain

because I'm too busy
shopping for groceries

and picking my kids up at soccer.

Sweetie… it really wasn't
as bad as all that.

I didn't mean it that way.
I know.

But we're not talking about me.

I made my choice.

This is about you making
the right choice for you.

OK, we're getting
ready for the super-modified class.

OK, your brothers
are getting out there.

We have a Le Mans-style start.

The engines will be off.

The drivers, on the gun, will be
running on foot across the track…

Go, Eddie.
..onto the mowers.

Start the mowers and start racing.

Alright, this one's
for all the marbles.

And they've set themselves up
in the line now.

Boys, you've been waiting
all summer for this.

They're getting ready here.
They're champing at the bit, folks.

All set. Listen for the gun
to start it off.

Shut up.

And they're off. There they go.

Oh, Williams and Kopetsky collide.
Get up!

Williams is on the ground. Get out
of there before they run you over.

They're firing the machines up now.
Number five is up.

Number seven's up.
Kopetsky pulls right out.

Looks like Williams is having
some trouble getting his engine going.

And as they head
into the first turn,

Kopetsky on number eight
is in the lead.

Look at that.
Williams got it running.

But he's got a long way to go.

Go, go, go, go, go!

It looks like the Morgan brothers

are really challenging
Kopetsky there.

They are chasing him down.

Ride my tail.
Mike Morgan, on Moovover, second.

And his brother, John,
on number seven, is right behind him.

Williams now is on the track.
He's catching up.

At the back of the pack,
he's starting to move up nicely.

And he's putting on some real speed,
but he is way behind.

And it looks like we've got a duel
shaping up in the front of the pack.

Mike Morgan is really going
after Kopetsky.

Eat it, Morgan!
Watch it!

Morgan goes through
the hay bale there.

It looks like he pushed him
right off the track.

Damn it! God!
Keep it clean there, Kopetsky.

John Morgan is moving up now

to see if he can snatch the lead
away from Kopetsky.

Come on, Eddie!
Go!

And here comes Williams
on number nine.

He's catching up. This could be
a three-way race, folks.

Go, go, go!
Get him!

Kopetsky is trying
to hold him off now.

Weaving back and forth
to the inside.

Williams trying to go
on the outside,

trying to cut on the inside.

Kopetsky will have none of it.
He's holding him off. One lap to go.

Let them hear it, folks.
Going around the third corner.

Go! Go! Go!

Williams, the rookie,
is really out for the gold.

He's coming after Kopetsky
on the inside.

Kopetsky is trying to hold him off
with some quick moves.

Watch out for him, Williams.
He'll mess with you.

Whoa! Whoa!

It's Kopetsky and Williams now.

Oh, my God, they bumped!
Did you see that?

Williams now is coming in first!

Williams, the first-time
rookie rider,

takes the championship
on the super-modifieds.

Skol!

That's great.

It's stupid.
He said it was for all the marbles.

I won them. I'm going to keep them.

Hey, you.
Ah, fine race, sir.

Hey!

Right. I'm gonna kick your arse.
Just try.

Mike.

Hey, you guys. John, stop.
Get off me. Get off.

Are you OK?
Yes.

Here, come over here.

I still think we should've stopped
at that biker bar,

shown them your hog.

Why?

Are we trying to set some record

of how many times
I can get beaten up in one night?

You know, if we were fencing,
he would've been in serious trouble.

He still would have punched you.

Sorry, I… think that
people around here

are getting the wrong idea
about you and me.

What idea is that?

That we're involved.

Which we're not.
No.

Definitely not.

Because you hate me.

Yes, very much.

What? What's wrong?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Which is why I am going
to walk you to your door

and bid you goodnight.

Whoa.

He's been like this
since I got here yesterday.

Whoa.

Give it back!
Back off, Clearasil!

Stop.
You stop.

I'm studying.

Eddie, finals are coming up.
You need to be serious.

I am serious. OK, I will study.

OK. I am. I am.

Study.

Ow.

God, I've read
the same sentence 15 times.

Come with me.

Oh, my God!

Your Highness,
is she your new girlfriend?

Go! Go!
What's her name? This is great!

Prince Edvard, is this what
you've been doing with your time?

Here! This way!

Come on, hurry! Hurry, hurry!
Prince Edvard! Over here!

Stop! Stop! Your Highness!

Prince Edvard, look over here!
Prince Edvard!

What is up?
Prince Edvard!

Go down the stairs.
OK, OK.

Over here, Prince Edvard!
This way!

What's her name?
Hurry!

I think we have it.

What the hell was that? Why were
they calling you Prince Edward?

Because that's my name.
What? That's crazy!

You're a prince and that's why
they were taking photos of us?

Yes.

Are there a lot of princes where
you're from, or are you kind of it?

I'm it.

Look, you must be freezing,
let's get you…

You lied to me!
No. No, I didn't lie to you.

I… I just didn't want to be
Prince Edvard for once in my life.

I never should have started this.

You are exactly the kind of
distraction I was trying to avoid.

Are those pictures gonna
be in the newspaper?

Yes. Lots of them.

Are you sure?
Yes.

This isn't my first indiscretion.

I'm… I'm sorry.

Paige, wait.
Stay away from me.

I love you.
You love me?!

Why should I believe that?

You were just pretending.
No, I wasn't pretending.

No, I wasn't pretending!

♪ I wanna be a man of the world… ♪

♪ With blood in my veins ♪
♪ and hurt in my heart… ♪

♪ Out in the street ♪
♪ with the noise and the dirt ♪

♪ And the ones still looking ♪
♪ for a brand-new start ♪

♪ Oh, I've been sleeping ♪
♪ far too long… ♪

Outside! I said, outside!

♪ Hiding out in a place of gold… ♪

Wait outside!
Hey, over here.

♪ Show me one thing ♪
♪ before I'm gone… ♪

I will not tell you again!
I'm so sorry.

♪ That can't be bought ♪
♪ and can't be sold ♪

♪ Show me how to come alive ♪

♪ Show me how to make you mine ♪

♪ 'Cause if you'd only be my girl ♪

♪ I could be a man of the world ♪

♪ I could be a man ♪
♪ of the world… ♪

Eddie, I think this may be for you.

- Hello?
- Soren, put Edvard on the line.

One moment, Your Majesty.

Hello?

- Edvard.
- Hello, Mother.

Edvard, you have to come home now,
for your father's sake.

He's very ill.

Lady Macbeth may have
convinced him to kill Duncan,

but he knew it was his fate
long before she even tried.

Destiny is not something
that you can fight against.

But what about circumstance?
Take Othello, for instance.

Was Othello fated to kill Desdemona,
or did Iago create the circumstance?

I think it's both. On the surface,
Iago is the bad guy.

But if we look closer, we see that

the crack Iago exploited
was of Othello's own making.

But still, Othello made choices.
Bad ones.

Othello had love, but he chose
not to listen to his heart.

Love doesn't come around every day,

and when it does,
you gotta grab it and hold on.

I mean, they could've lived
happily ever after.

I know that that's
a corny schoolgirl fantasy.

But what if the fantasy
actually became true and…

…what if there really
is a handsome prince?

Miss Morgan…
But he's a really good kisser.

And…

What if you just know
you're in love?

Miss Morgan…

And all the things you thought were
important don't matter anymore,

because the most important thing
is to be with him.

Miss Morgan.
Then it's not some silly fantasy.

It's actually real.

I mean, don't you think those
two people should be together?

Yes.
Yes.

Yes.

I do too.

Hi. Where's Eddie?

Oh, you mean Prince
Ate-My-Triscuits-and-Didn't-Replace-Them?

He left after his last final.

Someone dropped that off for you.

Where are you going?
Denmark.

Why?
It's in the note.

"The sun itself sees not
Till heaven clears."

Still not really
getting it here, Paige.

You've gotta look
underneath the surface.

So you're just gonna show up
at some castle in Denmark,

knock on the door and ask for Eddie?

I don't really know
what I'm gonna do.

I've never felt this way before.
My stomach is all in knots.

Sounds like you're in love.

I'm not thinking like
a sane person right now.

I just know that if I don't see him,

I'll spend the rest of my life
wondering.

♪ I feel like I'm flying… ♪

So $310 on this one.
$260 on this one.

$137 on this one.

And $700 on this one.
What?

Daddy.

Oh, thank you.

♪ Around ♪

♪ It doesn't get better than this ♪

♪ I've waited all my life ♪

♪ Just to feel like this ♪

♪ There's nothing that ♪
♪ I wanna miss… ♪

Excuse me, what's that building
over there?

This is the old stock exchange.
You see on the roof?

Yeah? That's dragons
twisting their tails.

♪ Nothing's free without the sorrow ♪

♪ Your worst day is gone tomorrow ♪

♪ When you're down… ♪

Yeah, we're stuck here
until it's over.

Until what's over?
The parade.

Every time the royal family
steps out of the house,

you know, they close down
half the city.

Really?
Yeah.

You know, it's OK.
I'll just get out here.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Long live the Queen!

Eddie!

- Eddie!
- Edvard!

Eddie!

Prince Edvard!

Eddie! Eddie!
Edvard!

Eddie!

Eddie! Eddie!

It's Paige Morgan!
Paige Morgan?

Paige Morgan?
Paige Morgan.

Look, there's Paige Morgan
from the newspaper!

Hi.

Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige!

Eddie, it's Paige Morgan!
Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige!

Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige!
Paige Morgan!

Paige Morgan!
Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige!

Eddie! Eddie!

Yah!

His Royal Highness the
Crown Prince and a… guest.

- Just wait here.
- OK.

Hi.

I now proclaim this session
of Parliament open.

Right, let's go.

Oh, no.
What?

You didn't tell me
you lived with your parents.

Hi.
My word!

Miss Paige.
Oh! Soren!

Oh, hugging the help?

You're gonna fit in
very well around here.

Right. I will see you in a moment
and Soren will show you where to go.

May I?
Absolutely.

My pleasure.

This is the south courtyard.

You, of course,
came through the private gate.

Hi.
Miss Paige.

Right. Hi.

This is where we keep the mops.

Absolutely not!
I love her and she loves me.

And we will do as we please.
Oh, love.

And when has it ever
been about that?

Mother, it has taken us a lot
to get where we are today.

All we want is to be together.

It has taken you a lot
to get to where you are?

It has taken us 1,200 years
to get to where we are.

In a few weeks time,
you will ascend the throne as king,

and I will let nothing
stand in the way of that.

Certainly not some
tawdry little affair

with a gold-digging American girl

who dreams of becoming
the next Princess Di.

Mother, you cannot tell me
whom to love and how to live my life.

Edvard, I am sure
she has outstanding qualities.

But once the news of your father's
illness becomes public,

the people will
require reassurance.

Yes, and I will proudly
and confidently ascend the throne.

Good.

As soon as you allow me
to choose my own bride.

Out of the question.

She is a commoner.

Well, then I hope you think
that Arabella is fit to be the queen

at the age of 12.

Oh, no, I'm forgetting.
I'm forgetting about Nestor.

Oh, don't threaten us!

Cousin Bartholomew's
idiot son, Nestor,

the 47-year-old virgin in diapers.

Oh, the people will rejoice.
Enough!

Edvard, you will be the
next king of Denmark.

- Do you hear me?
- Yes, sir.

Now, about your young lady.

If you say you love her as you do,

and you believe she will
make you happy, then marry her.

Haraald, you can't mean that.

Maybe this is not a
good time to discuss…

No, it's a perfect time.

It is at the end of a
man's life when he realises

how important his decisions
were at the beginning.

And in 1502, King Gustav IV
fell, hit his head on a rock,

had his famous moment
of enlightenment.

Claimed that he saw God at
the bottom of this lake.

He went charging off through
the castle to tell everyone.

Unfortunately,
he was carrying a torch.

Curtains caught fire,
burnt down half the palace.

Thus, observe the new wing.

He takes great pleasure in
twisting my ancestors' history.

Today has been the most
incredible day of my life.

Come with me.

I have something
important to tell you.

Yeah?

The reason I had to come back

is because my father has
decided to pass the crown to me.

So you're gonna be king?

Yes.

I love you so much.

And I know the sacrifices
you would have to make.

What are you doing?

Paige Morgan, will you marry me?

Yes!

Oh, good morning.

Good morning, ma'am.
Good morning, ma'am.

Coffee?

Oh, I can get it myself
if you show me where the kitchen is.

Or a Starbucks?

Grande decaf non-fat latte?
Yes, ma'am.

Congratulations!

You and Edvard getting married!
It's so romantic!

You must be Arabella.
Call me Ari.

Isn't it wonderful?
We're gonna be sisters.

More hugging?

Whatever will we do with you?
Thank you.

Well, then, I thought we might
run through your schedule for the day.

I have a schedule?
As of this morning you do.

Come on.

At 09:00, you have a
groundbreaking with Edvard.

Also attending will
be Countess Yungen.

Remember, if you're facing her,
the good eye is the left one.

At 10:15,
there's a photo opportunity,

holding hands with Edvard
on the royal yacht.

Opening of a Miró exhibit
at the museum at noon.

12:40 is when you can
call your parents.

Yes, a 13:00 luncheon
with the Queen.

Deep breaths.

You'll get through this
in spectacular fashion.

After all, that's what the people
expect of our future queen.

Oh, my God.

What?

Queen.

I mean, I knew it worked that way,

but I hadn't really
thought about it like that.

Do you think that people are gonna
mind if I'm gonna be their queen

and all I've seen is the airport?

No.
Uh-uh.

Anna.

Do you a have dress for
Eddie's coronation ball yet?

Um, no.

You may come in now.

This is Margueritte.
She can design anything you like.

Chanel, Dior, Armani, Prada.

It's very nice to meet you.
Turn.

- Excuse me?
- Turn.

Come, ladies.

Long torso.

Good figure.

Terrible American posture.

I don't work with hunchbacks.

When is the wedding, Miss Morgan?
Good morning.

When these plants are completed,

Denmark will lead the
European community

in vegetable oil and
specialty fat production.

Farm girl.

So where do the future king and
queen go on their honeymoon?

I was thinking Morocco.

It's really hard to
organise security there.

Oh, right, OK.

- What about Spain?
- Mmm. Yes, Spain is good.

I'm sure King Juan Carlos won't
mind lending us his private island

for a few weeks in the summer.

Well,
it's hanging well in the front.

Is this part supposed to be loose?

She doesn't speak.
At all?

- To you.
- Oh.

Well, is this part
supposed to be loose?

Well, it has been worn that way
for the past 200 years.

The opening of this new wing of
the Dangård Paediatric Hospital…

- Where's Paige?
- I don't know.

…our country's commitment
to improving healthcare

for all of our people.

There she is.

I was just being nice to some kids.

Which every paper
felt compelled to report.

Well, what's wrong with that?

That you did it in a
new, state-of-the-art,

government-funded,
billion-kroner hospital,

which suddenly all these newspapers
have no interest in mentioning.

Oh.

We had an opportunity on the
eve of a national strike,

to show the people what their
healthcare system can do for them.

Instead, all they know is
that you are nice to children.

I'm sorry. I'm trying.

It's gonna take me a while
to get the hang of things.

Being royal is not like
being famous or being rich.

It is something much, much more.

It is a way of being that can
only be learned from birth.

It is… an embodiment

which requires you to sacrifice
who you are for who you must be.

Well, I'm Paige Morgan from
Manitowoc, Wisconsin.

Paige Morgan can no longer exist.

She is gone.

You are now the future
queen of Denmark…

…plain and simple.

Excuse me, Your Majesty.

Your Royal Highness,
it's time to leave.

Alright. Thank you, Soren. Thank you.

His Royal Highness
the Crown Prince.

- Royal Highness.
- Prime Minister.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

In the interest of expedience,

I've asked the lead negotiator
for the national unions

and the lead negotiator
for our nation's corporate interests

to join us.

How do you do?
I'm very pleased to meet you.

Nice to meet you again.

Your Royal Highness.

I know your exposure
to these proceedings

has been rather limited…

Mr Anderson, I'm well aware

of the traditions and the
protocols of this chamber,

and while I respect them,

we only have six hours
before all hell breaks loose.

So don't you think the time
for gamesmanship has passed?

Yes, sir.
Then we are in agreement.

Please be seated.

And get comfortable,

because we're not leaving
here until this is solved.

And where will this
additional money come from?

Well, perhaps management
will tighten their belts.

- Our belts?
- Yes!

It might do you some
good to go without.

These are businesses, not charities.

Look, gentlemen, if we can't
come to a resolution about wages,

perhaps we can discuss
concessions on benefits.

No concessions!

You take and take and will
give nothing in return!

You are impossible!

Gentlemen, please.
Let's remember this is not about us.

You know, when I was in America,

I spent some time with
Paige's family on her farm.

And they explained something to me…
that we are all interdependent.

So we had better start caring
for our opposition

as much as we do for ourselves.

I wonder if anyone
on this table knows

what it's like to work
for a tiny wage.

And then to see that wage get
sliced up even further by taxes.

Now, I can tell you from experience,
it can be a mighty struggle.

But then I suspect it would be
substantially more difficult

to see your job and your benefits
disappear altogether.

Now, at the moment, we are 6% apart.
Correct?

Now, if the goal is
to let the workers keep more

without damaging the corporation,

then perhaps there is
a third path to consider.

He was brilliant.

He got the unions
to lower their demands,

the corporations
to raise their offer,

and Parliament to cut the workers'
wage tax to make up the difference.

Now, that's impressive.

OK, about the dress.

Am I supposed to be able to breathe?
No.

Oh, well, then it's perfect.

Miss Paige, the Queen would
like to see you immediately.

Don't worry. I'll be by your side
the entire time.

Soren, get out.
Yes, Your Majesty.

Thanks.

These are my new babies.

My new hopefuls.

I know you think I don't like you.
Uh…

I like traditions.

I like traditions, and I like
consistency and continuity,

and I don't like change.

But… when that change
is for the better…

…when it helps turn a boy
into a man,

then I have to reconsider.

Two weeks ago, I thought you were
the end of the monarchy.

Now I see you may be the best thing
that ever happened to us.

Thank you.

And now we have that settled…

…we have to make you
into the best queen

that Denmark has ever had.

Come with me.

Between you and me, Paige,
being queen is not without its charms.

So, my dear,

what would you like to wear
to the coronation ball?

Oh, very beautiful.

Your ears will be killing you by the end
of the evening, though. Trust me.

Harry Winston.

It's very appropriate.

Wow.

- Sorry. Would you excuse me?
- Certainly, sir.

Yes, Your Highness.

Er, missed. I think we missed.
Sorry. Pardon me.

Paige, may I have this dance?
Of course.

I hope you don't mind,
but I've requested our song.

We have a song?

We have a song!

Let's go somewhere.

It kind of bothers me…

Right. Come with me.

Excuse me, sir.

I know that you and your father

wanted to speak privately with
the King of Norway before he left.

Right, of course.
Thank you, Soren.

Listen, when I get back,
I've got a special treat for you.

Oh, good. I was wondering when I was
gonna start being treated well.

- Good to see you, sir.
- Edvard.

You remember my son, Edvard?
Very nice to meet you.

Nice to see you again.
You too.

Father, I really think
you should be sitting down.

Did those Egyptian photographers
make you pose

for all those photos
riding on camels?

Yes.
Dreadful creatures.

They store all that water,
but they never seem to bathe in it.

Oh, yeah.

So down to business.

Um, we have to talk about
fishing rights.

We've both signed a treaty.

The main thing is to maintain stock
and to respect…

Right, I've got something
to show you.

Stay there.

Ta-da.

Now, relax, my dear, as I make you
the perfect sandwich.

I think you'll find that the student

has now become the teacher.

I can see how proud
your father is of you.

Yes.

Eddie, this has all been
extraordinary.

A real-life fairytale.

But I can't do it anymore.

What?

What are you saying?

I'm saying I can't stay.

Well, what's the matter?

When I first met you… I was
so focused because I was scared.

And you got me out of that,

which is the greatest thing
anyone's ever done for me.

But I'm still me,

and all the things that I wanna do
are still a part of me.

And I thought I could make myself
forget about that…

…but I can't.

What about us?
You belong here, not me.

And your father needs you
to be there for…

…for your mother and Arabella.

I mean, is that it?
We never see each other again?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I can't make you stay, can I?

I can't make you stay.

Long live His Majesty
King Edvard III!

Today marks a profound, though
bittersweet, milestone for all of us

as we bear witness to both
an end and a beginning.

And while we must continue on,

we must also be grateful

to have been
blessed with someone

who has so ably guided
us to where we are today.

When there has been so much love…

…and happiness for someone…

…it is natural to be reluctant

to close such a wonderful chapter
in our lives.

Excuse me.

For moving forward is
rarely accomplished

without considerable
grief and sadness.

And while our sorrow
may be profound…

…the clouds will clear and the
sun will shine on us again.

And in that warm, bright light

we will find ourselves
facing a glorious future.

A future of exciting challenges

and infinite possibility…

…in which the horizon will
stretch out before us…

…rimmed in the heavenly glow
of the sunrise of our tomorrow.

Everybody, can we get the girls
together for a group shot?

Just a quick one. OK.

Great. Alright.

OK. Amy, sweetheart.

I'm sorry.
Alright, Amy. Amy, here.

Alright, girls? Girls?

- Say, "Cheese curds."
- Cheese curds!

Excellent.

Beautiful, girls.

I'm so proud of you.

Let me see.

Oh, sweetheart…

Thou art as wise
as thou art beautiful.

I want you in my life, Paige.

I want to marry you.

If that means I have to wait
until you finish medical school,

become a doctor and anything
else you want to do,

then I'll do it.

I'll wait.

Denmark isn't ready
for a queen like me.

Well, then they'll have to be…

…because I am.

♪ I feel like I'm flying ♪

♪ I won't touch the ground ♪

♪ My spirit is soaring now ♪

♪ I turned it around ♪
♪ I turned it around ♪

♪ I turned it around ♪

♪ It doesn't get better than this ♪

♪ I've waited all my life ♪

♪ Just to feel like this ♪

♪ There's nothing that I wanna miss ♪

♪ 'Cause it doesn't get ♪

♪ No, it doesn't get ♪

♪ No, it doesn't get ♪
♪ better than this ♪

♪ Better than this ♪

♪ No, it doesn't get any better, ♪
♪ better than this. ♪

♪ You've been bad ♪

♪ You know you've been good ♪

♪ Did you lose your mind ♪
♪ like I knew you would? ♪

♪ Did you sing your song? ♪

♪ Did you sing it so loud? ♪

♪ Did you sing it ♪
♪ so everyone can hear in the Crowd? ♪

♪ Did you lose yourself ♪

♪ Did you lose your health ♪

♪ Did you put my memories ♪

♪ On the shelf ♪

♪ Did you lose your place ♪

♪ Did you lose your grace ♪

♪ Just so everyone could see ♪
♪ your singing face? ♪

♪ It's like everybody loves you ♪
♪ and everybody Wants you ♪

♪ Lately ♪

♪ It's like everybody needs you ♪
♪ and everybody sees you ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ You've been sad ♪

♪ You're misunderstood ♪

♪ Did you find your kind ♪
♪ like I knew you would? ♪

♪ Did you feel your song? ♪

♪ Did you feel it so real? ♪

♪ Did you feel it so everyone ♪
♪ could see your grand appeal? ♪

♪ Did you lose yourself? ♪

♪ Did you lose your health? ♪

♪ Did you put my memories ♪

♪ On the shelf? ♪

♪ Did you lose your place? ♪

♪ Did you lose your grace ♪

♪ Just so everyone can see ♪
♪ your singing face? ♪

♪ It's like everybody loves you ♪
♪ and everybody Wants you ♪

♪ Lately ♪

♪ It's like everybody needs you ♪
♪ and everybody sees you ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ It's like everybody loves you ♪
♪ and everybody Wants you ♪

♪ Lately ♪
♪ Lately ♪

♪ It's like everybody needs you ♪
♪ and everybody sees you ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ Today ♪