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Andy, what have we got
penciled for Episode 6?
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The bogus therapy center or
that bloke who's fobbing off
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St Thomas' transplant
unit with buffalo parts.
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Yes... hold that space
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I've just been for a dip
at the sports centre
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in Whitbury Newtown...
weird place!
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Woman on reception looks
like she's been released
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into the community and a
fella dishing out towels
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looks like he's got some
flesh eating disease.
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Yes well, we've done the
health and safety piece
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already this series.
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Yes but the public have a right
to know... besides it's just
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round the corner so it will
be cheap to film!
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That Nigerian trip has
blown the entire budget
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speaking of which... here
is the secret filming
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from inside that
millionaire's villa in Lagos.
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You know the white slave
trader who's been
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claiming social security.
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We had to panicky call
from the housekeeper,
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she wants to keep her
identity protected.
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No way! No, no we have to see
those lash marks on her cheeks.
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It took our make up girl an
hour and a half to do that.
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Well the release could
always get lost in the post,
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couldn't it?
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Yes, it happens all the time.
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Hello Whitbury Newtown
Leisure Centre?
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Yes, can I speak to
a Mr Britts please?
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Well the woman on reception
told me it was Britts.
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Brittas, alright yes I'll hold.
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I'll arrange the interview
for later this afternoon
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and sneak round with a
secret camera earlier.
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Hello Mr Brittas?
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It's Roger Ferguson here,
Crusader Television.
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I was wondering if we could pop
round and interview you for a...
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...for a documentary
we're doing?
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You'd be delighted? Excellent!
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Yes, 3 o'clock this afternoon?
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Ok, look forward to
seeing you then, bye.
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Right Brittas... I'm gonna
have you for breakfast!
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Come on then what do
you want, tea or coffee?
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That's a very interesting
question Julie and one that must
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be taken very seriously indeed,
especially as the overall
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well being of my staff has
to be taken into account.
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Because you know...
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at the end of the day, it's...
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at the end of the day it's their
commitment to the customer
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here at Whitbury Leisure Centre
that is of paramount importance
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You've lost me.
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Julie you've just been handled.
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You what?
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I turned your question into an
opportunity to make a policy
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statement on behalf of Whitbury
Newtown Leisure Centre
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primary skill in media and
public relations Julie.
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This afternoon we have a company
called Crusader Television
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coming to make a
documentary about us.
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Tell the staff... briefing
in one hour please.
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Is that tea or coffee then?
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Firstly, I think
it's important we put
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tea and coffee in context.
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- Can we open them?
- No
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- Why not?
- Dunno!
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Morning, morning everyone!
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Glad to see everyone in such
high spirits this morning.
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Right, as you know this
afternoon a television company
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is coming to the centre to
do a documentary about us.
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You'll be sharing your
lives with six million others.
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I told you we needed
a bigger duvet.
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So it is vital that what we say
and how we present ourselves
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comes across as
positively as possible.
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Oakey Dokey you can
open your packs... now!
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I haven't got a pack Mr Brittas.
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What's this?
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Those are your scripts.
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But we don't know what they
are going to ask us yet!
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Right rule number one Linda of
handling the media,
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take the game to them,
dictate the agenda.
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Mr Brittas, I
haven't got a pack.
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Who's this?
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That is your wife and children.
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My what?
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Essential for all seated
interview situations,
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vase of flowers on one
side, family photo behind.
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Calming, reassuring
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Mr Brittas
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Look Gavin, I know you wouldn't
have chosen carnations
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but we don't have a lot of time.
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Also in your packs you'll find
a timetable for your make over
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and a list of sound bytes.
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Mr Brittas!
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Platform heels were only a
suggestion, Linda.
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We can always find you a
waste paper bin to stand on.
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Mr Brittas!
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If it's about the
cosmetic dentistry...
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My bottom Mr Brittas
does not need tucking!
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I haven't got a pack Mr Brittas.
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This whole thing is
absolutely outrageous,
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why can't we be
our natural selves?
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People pick up on the
slightest thing Linda.
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Take me for example to all
of you I'm in charge,
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I'm in control.
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I oversee a vastly
sophisticated operation
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yet something is
letting me down,
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something is sending out a
signal that I'm not in charge
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that I may well be making
a bit of a fool of myself.
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Any guesses?
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Mr Brittas
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Exactly
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Tie and hanky not
co-ordinated!
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Television is merciless.
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Mr Brittas!
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Right go away and learn
those scripts please.
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What is it Colin?
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- I haven't got a pack
- Er, no.
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Please tell me they're going to
film my new methane generator.
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I'm sorry about that accident
the other day Mr Brittas,
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if I'd known there was going
to be a wedding ceremony...
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It's alright Colin it'll be in.
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And the children's corner,
my snake breeding program
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has exceeded wildest
expectations.
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Colin please relax they are a
vital part of the program.
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However, I do have
to tell you that...
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TV prefers the bland, the
inoffensive, the camera friendly
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people like yourself with
distinctive, characterful looks
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can often be cruelly distorted.
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And you wouldn't
like that would you?
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I wouldn't Mr Brittas, no.
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Right so, as a special favor,
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I've hired a double
to stand in for you.
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Thank you Mr Brittas.
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Welcome to Whitbury Newtown
Leisure Centre
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how may I help you?
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Steady with those arms Carole.
Too many gestures distract.
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Welcome to Whitbury Newtown
Leisure Centre, how may
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Welcome to Whitbury Newtown
Leisure Centre, how may I help
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I'm sorry
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Carole watch me. Welcome to
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre,
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how can I help you?
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Got it?
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Welcome to Whitbury Newtown
Leisure Centre, how may I help?
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I'm sorry Mr Brittas.
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Carole there's only one thing
for it... turn round please.
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Yes Mr Brittas.
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Right, give me your arms.
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Yes Mr Brittas.
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- What are you doing Mr Brittas?
- There you go.
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Right, again please.
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Welcome to Whitbury
Newtown Leisure Centre,
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how may I help you?
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Perfect.
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Yes but my hands... Mr...
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Colin, what are you doing?
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He's just having a swim.
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It's against all
the regulations.
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He's nearly four.
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He's a rat!
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He is not a rat! He is
an Agunati. Good lad!
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They spread disease,
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he should never have
left children's corner.
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We will have to tell Mr Brittas,
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the water will
have to be changed.
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Oh, please don't do that Linda
he lives for his morning swim.
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He's cooped up
all day in his pen
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dreaming of his
lake in the Andes
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I'm sorry Colin if
you don't, I will.
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Look, the only way they infect
the water is if they do their...
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Oh!
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Must be the bit of black pudding
I gave him for breakfast.
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I was just thinking
how lucky we are
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we've got good
staff relationships
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a subsidised canteen with at
least two vegetarian options.
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and uninterrupted
views of interesting
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parkland and shrubbery.
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Mr Brittas I can't do
this, it's so contrived.
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Nonsense. It sounded fine. Let's
go from the top again please
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and Tim, a little
bit more passion on
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stacking the safety floats.
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Mr Brittas, I think it's time we
changed the water in the pool.
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No, it's... I think it's time
we roped off the ducklings,
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and you've come
in far too early.
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No, I really mean it!
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Now what page are you on?
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I'm nowhere Mr Brittas, we
must change the pool water.
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Linda, as soon as
we start ad libbing
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the whole thing falls apart.
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I'm not ad libbing
I'm trying to...
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Right... let's take it again from
the top of scene three please.
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Come on... out you go, come on!
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Welcome to Whitbury
Newtown Leisure Centre,
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how may I help you?
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Hi, I'm Colin... Colin Wetherby.
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Yes, and I'm Gloria Estefan
and the Miami Sound Machine.
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Actually I'm Brett Daniels,
I'm standing in for him today.
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Ah, you must be the
model. Come with me.
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Mr Brittas, Mr Brittas!
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You're doing fine Carole.
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Can I have my bag please?
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Yes of course.
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Colin, this is Brett, he's
going to be your double today.
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Hi.
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I'll just have a quick dip and
a workout before I'm on call,
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- alright?
- Of course.
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That's what
the camera likes Colin.
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This is shameful Mr Brittas!
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You can't just dump
Colin like this.
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No-one said anything
about dumping.
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He's simply being enhanced
a bit when he's in vision.
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And on sound.
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Hi, I'm Colin. I've just
unblocked cubicle three
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and I've put alpine
fresh in the urinals.
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Now if anybody wants me,
I'll be outside in the car park
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waiting for the
chicken droppings delivery.
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Does he really say
things like that?
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Oh, yes, yes. Brett, this
is Tim, this is Linda.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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This is Gavin
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Hi!
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Hi!
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I'll just get myself ready
then Mr Brittas, if it's ok
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I might catch ten minutes
on the tanning bed.
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Yes that's fine B.
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Mr Brittas, I'm not
standing for this.
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Nor am I.
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Personally, I think Brett
should be given a chance!
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Beauty is in the eye
of the beholder, Colin.
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I don't understand.
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I won the most beautiful baby at
the Bishop Auckland cattle show.
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That's me at school, teachers
pet three years running.
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What's that?
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Ah it was a game she had,
if we were good in class
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we got to wear a paper
bag over our heads.
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And at secondary school?
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I was in all the
school plays you know,
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Phantom of the Opera,
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The Man
in the Iron Mask,
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Moby Dick!
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Aah... Romeo and
Juliet. I played Romeo,
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we did a modern version
set in the East End.
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There I am Romeo the bank robber
with a sawn-off shotgun and a...
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stocking over my... head.
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Oh my God!
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All these years and I thought...
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Loss of self-esteem, Colin?
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Happens to us all sometimes.
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Main thing is to keep your
dignity and rise above it.
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It just happened to me.
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I went on a revenge
reconciliation week.
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Hit it off with this man, he
seemed like my soul mate,
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same star sign, same
childhood trauma.
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On the final night we went
back to his room for some...
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Shiatsu.
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And after we finished Shiatsu I
went into the bathroom and...
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found his wallet lying
open on the floor.
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He wasn't who he said he was at
all, he was a damn journalist
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come to investigate
our Guru, he'd used me!
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He had a secret
camera hidden in his briefcase.
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00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:57,918
Anyway... I conquered my
feelings, put it all behind me.
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I can honestly say
I've completely,
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got
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over
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him
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A spot!
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Oh my God I've got a spot!
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00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,877
What is going on here? You know
you're not allowed to faint
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in a place that might
cause an obstruction.
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He's broken out in
spots Mr Brittas.
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00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,871
Look how they are
sweating! It's fever.
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Mr Brittas, Mr Brittas
come quick please, please!
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Not now Carole.
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Come with me Linda.
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Now come on Brett.
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Come on, let Mr Brittas have
a quick look at your face.
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Go away!
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00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,870
Oh come on, let's just
have a little peep, go on.
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Brett, show me your face,
there's a good model.
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Uuurrgghh!
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- That is ghastly!
- Yep, it's a tragedy!
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He's got a fever too!
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We'll have to check
the whole centre.
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I'd better call your agent,
they'll dock your fee for this.
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LINDA: Oh my God! Colin
what have you done?
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Hello!
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No you're fine!
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Marvellous.
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Ah!
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SCREAMING!
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It's OK ladies... just
checking... yes, fine.
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00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,318
Well it's definitely
everyone who used the pool.
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00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,318
Right, have Tim and Linda round
up everyone who's used it today
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and quarantine them in
squash courts two and three.
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00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,673
Hadn't we better
close the centre down?
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00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,233
Why Gavin?
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00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,590
Well, we've clearly got an
outbreak of some sort of
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highly contagious disease.
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00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,394
No we don't!
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It's just a minor
incident, which we must contain
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and manage in such a way so as
not to cause panic
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and hence spoil the
enjoyment of other people.
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00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,518
Module 3, we did it after
coffee and doughnuts.
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Right.
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TIM: In you go, you've been
great, come along now, let's go.
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In you go, in you go.
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00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,439
What the hell is going on?
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00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,118
- Um.
- Fire drill.
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00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,435
- Fire drill
- Yes, fire drill!
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00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,915
In there,
let's go, ok that's it.
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00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,873
So what do we say if people ask
about the pool being closed?
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Operational reasons.
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00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,592
Why have the swimmers been
locked up in the squash courts?
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Our monthly random
verruca check...
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And the hysterical
banging on the doors?
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They're rehearsing the Whitbury
Carnival while they wait.
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Look as far as everyone
else is concerned
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00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,795
everything is normal and
it's business as usual.
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00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,870
Right, scabies, shingles,
tropical viruses, hello...
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sudden rash of pustules
accompanied by fever,
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tropical viral infection
transmitted only in water
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usually prevalent in swamp
areas. Bobula fever.
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00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,558
Bobula fever?
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00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,319
Usually originating in rodents
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00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,752
Incubation period 24 hours to 7
days, outlook if treated in time
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00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,996
full recovery possible, if not
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00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,190
oh, there's a page missing!
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00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,632
We don't have any rodents
in the pool, unless we've
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suddenly got very slack
in issuing leisure cards.
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00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,876
Nah, we can rule
out Bobula fever.
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00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,117
Um, Mr Brittas. Colin's
got something to say.
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00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,196
Thyrotixicosis... pardon?
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00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,833
There might have been...
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00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,394
Yes Colin?
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00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,080
one or two rodents who
might have got into
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00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,031
contact with the
pool, a little bit.
333
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,670
It's just the Agunati's
were getting so cooped up
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00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,028
in children's corner and...
335
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,071
How much contact exactly Colin?
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00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,236
Enough for them to
learn butterfly.
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00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,832
Colin Wetherby, I'm surprised at
you! You of all people.
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00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,111
Not only have you put the lives
of the entire population of
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00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,629
Whitbury at risk, but you've
also broken Leisure Centre
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00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,399
regulation 38b concerning
amphibious
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00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,397
and semi-amphibious wildlife.
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00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,149
These things spread like crazy,
it'll be up the M3 round the M25
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00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,918
and on mainland Europe
by the weekend.
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00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,478
I don't think so, Mr Brittas,
the road works in the
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00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,828
Surrey section are terrible.
346
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,114
I'll deal with you later Colin.
347
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,675
I want those animals
disposed of now please.
348
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,155
It's because you're not camera
friendly isn't it?
349
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,748
That's why Mr
Brittas wants you put down.
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00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,917
If you were peacocks or tigers,
glamorous animals,
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00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,758
that would be quite
a different matter.
352
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,791
I just can't do it.
353
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,557
Right well I've phoned Whitbury
Hospital tropical disease unit
354
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,875
and they're sending round a
consultant with a batch of
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00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,194
anti-Bobula serum.
356
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,912
Excellent Julie!
357
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,716
So, what are you gonna do if
the press get hold of this?
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00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,512
You know how they made a
mountain out of a molehill
359
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,755
when the centre burned down.
360
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,314
All handling our friends
in the media Julie.
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00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,193
Nip it in the bud with some
swift positive action.
362
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,514
Hello, Whitbury Evening News?
363
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,232
News desk please.
364
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,998
Hello Gordon Brittas, Manager
of Whitbury Leisure Centre.
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00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,953
I'd just like to quell any
rumours you might have heard
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00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,992
about there being an outbreak
of contagious disease here at
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00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,394
the leisure centre.
368
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,990
Oh and by the way, it's
definitely not Bobula fever.
369
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,988
There you go, piece of cake!
370
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,279
I'm from the Whitbury Evening
News may I speak to Mr Brittas?
371
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,709
Business as usual,
everything is normal!
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00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,229
TELEPHONE RINGS
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00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,476
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre.
everything's normal,
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00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,874
business as usual.
375
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,076
Excuse me, I think I
left my wallet here.
376
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,549
Operational reasons,
everything's normal.
377
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,480
I was in earlier, I think I left
my wallet in the changing room
378
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,828
or the swimming pool.
379
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,713
Swimming Pool! You were in
the swimming pool? Today?
380
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,753
We'll stick him in
court number three!
381
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,471
Everything's normal,
business as usual.
382
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,271
JULIE: Oh, there's
another one turned up.
383
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,709
Yeah, it's a mystery to
me Julie how it got out.
384
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,277
We've obviously got a leak,
have all staff report for fresh
385
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,595
security clearance first
thing in the morning please.
386
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,073
Right, so what do we do now?
387
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,559
Well, there's only one thing
to do Julie, we'll have a
388
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,114
press conference, that'll
knock it on the head!
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00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,989
At 10.28 this morning, a minor
incident occurred here at
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00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,351
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Center.
Our staff fully qualified in
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00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,472
such minor incidents, took
appropriate steps to deal with
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00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,874
the minor incident.
393
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,797
Why is the pool closed?
394
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,036
Why have you cordoned off
areas of the building and
395
00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,470
why have you lost an entire
swim class since this morning?
396
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,190
And why do you people in the
media always focus on the
397
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,232
negative side of things. When
so much of what happens in this
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00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,512
leisure centre is a success
story. Last year 600 people
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00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,030
visited this centre and nearly
500 returned home without any
400
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,878
loss of life or serious injury.
401
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,229
Right end of conference
please... right out you go!
402
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,591
I can't get in Angie, they said
it's closed 'til further notice.
403
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,959
Yeah, something very
fishy going on here...
404
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,275
Yeah ok, keep me posted
405
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:40,678
Right, I think this is
a job for Brian Watkins,
406
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,109
Whitbury Area Health Authority!
407
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,675
if it does the trick... OK
let's fire her up!
408
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,232
Thank God for the Japanese!
409
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,360
Right, I'll start with a camera
piece outside the centre.
410
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,592
Oh no... spots! Blimey!
411
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,917
Sorry we are closed today.
412
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,831
Oh Whitbury Hospital?
413
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,439
You must be Doctor Simpson.
414
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,959
Er... yes, yes, that's me.
415
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,798
Well you've not come
a moment too soon,
416
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,638
bit of a crisis going on here.
417
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,954
Really?
418
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,274
You have got the
serum haven't you?
419
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,517
Serum, yes... It's in the car.
I'll have a look round first.
420
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,229
Feel free, the bulk
of the casualties are
421
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,634
down that corridor there.
422
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,193
Casualties... right!
423
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,437
By the way, I'd prefer it if you
didn't say anything to the media
424
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,834
just at the moment please.
425
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,188
Mum's the word!
426
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,439
Business as usual,
everything's normal.
427
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,957
If you need anything,
give me a shout.
428
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,719
No, no... I'll
er... I'll be fine.
429
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,394
Carole, try and use
your arms a bit more,
430
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,714
you're looking terribly wooden.
431
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:55,430
Hello Roger, I've found you
now, found where you live,
432
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,075
where you work, where
you park your car.
433
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,872
Before you turn on the engine,
434
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,913
take a quick look on the back
seat, I've found you a present.
435
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,234
Does Colin know you've got this?
436
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,918
Oh, he's got another
sixteen of them Julie.
437
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,795
Julie, while I think about it,
this afternoon's looking a touch
438
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,115
congested, better postpone
that Roger Ferguson.
439
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,038
Roger Ferguson the
reporter he's coming here?
440
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,589
He's coming to the centre to
do a documentary my darling.
441
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,837
Well it's a bit late
now he'll be on his way.
442
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,871
You can't let him in here, he's
a muck raker,
443
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,513
he'll tear this
place apart.
444
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,471
My darling, what is
there to tear apart?
445
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,239
This place is a jewel in the
crown of our nation's sports
446
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,554
and fitness heritage.
447
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,636
No, I met him on my therapy
week, he goes round
448
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,274
impersonating people he's even
got a secret camera hidden
449
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,594
in his briefcase.
450
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,713
Whoa... well that's a different
matter. Using false ID to enter
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00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,752
centre premises is a serious
breach of the regulations.
452
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,836
Carole, get Gavin, Tim and Linda
to be on the lookout for someone
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00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,269
with a false ID,
carrying a briefcase
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00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,594
- Fortyish
- Fortyish
455
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,869
- Brown hair.
- Brown hair.
456
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,230
- Calvin Klein underpants
- Calvin Klein underpants
457
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,674
Come in, we've been
waiting for you.
458
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,553
Hey! I'm a doctor.
459
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,714
Get his briefcase.
460
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,753
Help!
461
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,108
Help!
462
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,434
Help!
463
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,516
There's no camera in
there. Right, strip him!
464
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,630
Help!
465
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,676
For the last time my name
is Geoffrey Simpson, Senior
466
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,076
Consultant at Whitbury
Hospital viral diseases unit.
467
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,716
What more do you want? You've
got my ID card, my driving
468
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,558
license, my video club card...
469
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,434
Don't push it sunshine! So far
you've been caught trespassing,
470
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,632
using our car park without a
prepay ticket and falsifying
471
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,957
identity documents. I could have
you banned from this leisure
472
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,071
centre for the rest
of your living days.
473
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,714
Leave me alone.
474
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,068
Shut up!
475
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,713
British Home Stores Mr Brittas.
476
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,351
Just wait until I let my
lawyers loose on this.
477
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,311
Gordon, what on earth
is going on in here?
478
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,193
My darling we have found your
reporter friend, trying to pass
479
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,548
himself off as a doctor.
480
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,908
Oh, that's not him!
481
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,358
Linda off you get, off you get!
482
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,759
Sorry about that Doctor Simpson.
We upped security a bit this
483
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,472
morning. Had a couple
of bum bags go missing.
484
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,553
Right. We've got enough serum
for about forty it's fast
485
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,116
acting a mixture of morphine,
opium and trimoxyl and that
486
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,959
should keep the fever down, but
before they'll have a high and
487
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,230
experience delirium
for about six hours.
488
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,158
Ooh... I think I'm coming
down with it too Gordon.
489
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,436
Any overflow, I'll arrange
ambulance transfer to
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00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,754
Whitbury Hospital.
491
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,668
Well at least we've located
the source of the outbreak,
492
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,394
I'm afraid we had a touch
of rodent infestation.
493
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,398
No, no, no... it didn't start
here. The Foreign Office have
494
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,239
been trying to trace eight
people in the Whitbury area who
495
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,352
stayed at the Peanut Hotel in
Lagos over the last two weeks.
496
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,471
They've all got the disease and
one of them must have
497
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,271
used your pool.
498
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,040
Hang on a minute Mr Brittas, if
this is the real Doctor Simpson,
499
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,798
who's the other chap roaming
the centre at the moment?
500
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,999
Roger Ferguson!
501
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,116
The journalist...
Crusader Television.
502
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,269
He's one of the eight we're
looking for. He was filming in
503
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,470
Lagos last week, flew
back on Tuesday night.
504
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,949
Yes, I remember now, he said
he was going to Nigeria.
505
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,594
I remember seeing his hepatitis
jab on his backside...
506
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,073
His back!
507
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,674
Yesterday!
508
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,028
What?
509
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,513
Could it be that bulgy guy with
a bathing cap, the one who
510
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,834
kept asking all those questions?
511
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,628
If he used the pool he would
be the one who
512
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,988
introduced the disease.
513
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,314
Then what are we waiting for?
514
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,635
Oh no you don't he's all mine!
515
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,553
Oh my darling, I'm glad you feel
as strongly about trespassers as
516
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,636
I do, but I'm afraid
this is a job for...
517
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,148
Helen?
518
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,634
JULIE: I see you
got over him then.
519
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,798
Oh yes, Julie. Time's
a great healer.
520
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,753
I've got it Mr Brittas.
521
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,957
- What?
- The hidden camera tape.
522
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,274
I'll throw it in
the incinerator.
523
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,958
No Gavin.
524
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,355
We're gonna have a staff
viewing. I think it will be
525
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,789
very educational for us see
the centre through someone
526
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,388
else's eyes for a
change. Come on!
527
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,033
Right! Away we go.
528
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,398
On the outside this looks like
an ordinary modern sports
529
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,671
complex, that can be found in
any town across the country, but
530
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,315
on the inside, it's quite a
different story. This week on
531
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,432
the Ferguson File, we
go under cover at...
532
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,755
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre.
533
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,550
Well I'm in the centre now
posing as a health and safety
534
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,229
inspector. Ah staff room,
let's see who's in here.
535
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,478
Just one man... Hello.
536
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,828
Oh, get out!
537
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,080
A member of staff there clearly
showing signs of mental stress
538
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,428
or even derangement.
539
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,429
Ah yes... coming to the squash
courts now. Very strange noises
540
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:19,475
coming from somewhere. My
God! People clearly being
541
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,556
detained here against
their own free will.
542
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,389
They're all affected by some
appalling disease.
543
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,670
There's no doubt about the
Ferguson file has hit on
544
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,119
something major here.
545
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,435
People clambering
to be let free.
546
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,438
Much as I'd like to help them.
I'll have to carry on and finish
547
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,994
this report in the best
interests of the general public.
548
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,430
This is great/
549
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,314
Out of order.
550
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,112
Obviously something
to hide in here.
551
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,278
Everything seems to be normal.
552
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,754
Apart from fruit and veg...
not very hygienic oh well,
553
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,872
1990's, public toilet and the
place is infested with rats.
554
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,634
And this place is open to the
public it's a national scandal.
555
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,714
Ah, come to some sort
of storeroom now,
556
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,637
after what I've seen
this place will probably
557
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,320
- leave a lot to be desired.
- SCREAMING.
558
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,589
I've only been five minutes
inside Whitbury Newtown Leisure
559
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,836
Centre, and I've witnessed
severe infestation,
560
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,952
a major outbreak of a major
disease, fires raging...
561
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,834
Is there anything else that can
possibly happen now?
562
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,639
What the?
563
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,752
This is Roger Ferguson,
564
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,359
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre,
565
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,869
unbelievably still alive.
566
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,276
Alright, so he caught
us on an off day!
44657
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