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Morning Carole!
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Welcome to Whitbury
New Town Leisure...
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Mr Brittas! You're
back and you look so...
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Healthy, I think is
the word, Carole,
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and to be honest, I've
never felt better.
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So, how was Miami, Mr Brittas?
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Bit hot for me Carole,
but the course was superb!
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I feel energised
and raring to go!
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Is it my imagination or is
there a duck on the counter?
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Yes, Mr Brittas. She's been
in the reception all morning.
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It's part of Colin's
''Children's Corner''.
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''Children's Corner?''
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It's a little sanctuary he's
building for unwanted animals.
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Ah, there you are Maisy!
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Ah, Mr Brittas, you're back!
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How was the course?
How was Miami?
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Never mind that, Colin.
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I want that duck out of
the building, please.
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Carole, can you make sure
the public don't go dropping
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their confectionary
all over the centre?
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I mean look at the floor, it's
covered in these raisins.
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Those aren't actually
raisins, Mr Brittas.
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- What are they?
- They're Dorothy's.
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- Dorothy's?
- A rabbit, Mr Brittas.
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The most adorable creature,
but she does tend to leave
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little deposits about the place.
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Colin, I want the animals to
remain outside the building.
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Carole, everyone in the
staff room in five minutes.
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When I came into the
Centre this morning,
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some of you may have
noticed a new aura about me.
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If I may say so Mr
Brittas, you look radiant!
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Spot on, Colin!
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From my every pore, there
exudes calm, well-being
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and a quiet but huge
self-confidence.
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Is that so, Mr Brittas?
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Yes, Timothy and there's
a simple reason for it.
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- What, Mr Brittas?
- I have found my lion.
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You what?
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My lion Julie, I've found it.
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That's what the
course was all about.
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''Wake Up The Lion Within''.
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A five-day conference on how
to seek your inner power.
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What's this got to do
with lions, Mr Brittas?
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- Well, as Clint said...
- Who?
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Clint... Clint Ponderosa, he
was the man running the course.
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The lion within, is that
mine of untapped potential
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that most of us never use,
awaiting to be awoken.
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And he should know.
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From being a humble postman, he
owns a house in Beverly Hills,
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three burger chains and a
Mustang ranch in Wyoming.
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So how exactly do we wake
up this lion within, then?
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You simply roar.
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What?
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You roar, like a lion!
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You see, by physically
making the noise of a lion,
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we wake up that
potential inside.
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In fact, I'd like us
all to practice it now.
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Yep, I'd like each
one of you in turn,
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to stand up and give me a roar.
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Starting with you...
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- Gavin!
- Me?
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Gavin, as my Acting Senior
Deputy Manager, I'd like you
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to stand up and give me
the first roar, please.
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I really don't... erm...
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[quietly] Rrrr...
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Not much inner
power there. Julie!
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Raaa!
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Good, Julie... Colin!
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Raaa!
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Cracking, Colin! Tim!
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Rrrraaaaa!
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- Right, Linda!
- Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa!
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Excellent, Linda! Carole!
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Oh... no, Mr Brittas.
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Come on Carole, remember
your assertiveness course.
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I know, Mr Brittas,
but I couldn't...
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- Roar please, Carole.
- Oh, Mr Brittas...
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I want you to roar!
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[timidly] Ra...
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What was that supposed to be?
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It's a roar, Mr Brittas
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It sounded more
like a squeak to me.
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I know Mr Brittas, it's just
roaring isn't really me...
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- Carole, on your feet, please.
- CAROLE: Oh, no!
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Close your eyes!
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Right, I want you to
concentrate on your belly.
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Now, imagine your belly
is a big, dark cage,
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inside of which is a big
lion longing to roar.
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Now roar!
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[quietly] Rrraaagghh...
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- Better! And again...
- Rrraaagghh!
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- Louder!
- [ferociously] Rrrrrraaaaa!
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Now, that is what
I call inner power!
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Item numero deux!
As most of you know,
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we've been nominated for the
European Award for Excellence,
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the most prestigious award that
a leisure centre can receive.
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Gavin, le details,
s'il vous plaIt.
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Oh, mais oui, Mr Brittas.
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Brussels will be sending us an
inspector on June 13th,
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we're up against the Centre
Charles de Gaulle in Paris,
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the Gesundheit Centre
in Frankfurt...
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Last year's winners...
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Yes, indeed...
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And the Hurlings Svurlings
Luftscentre in Copenhagen,
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so there's stiff opposition.
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What exactly do we
have to do, Mr Brittas?
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Europeanise the Centre
for starters, Linda.
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How do ya do that then?
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Well, at the moment
we're catering for only
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the English-speaking sector
of the European community,
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I wanna make sure that everyone
in the community is welcome.
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Mr Brittas, by the time the
inspection comes round,
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you will have the best
children's corner in Europe!
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Thank you, Colin.
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With only the best
tended animals!
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I've discovered a marvellous
new dental floss for pigs!
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I don't really want to
hear about it, Colin.
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It gets right inside the snout,
right to the back teeth.
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Yes, Colin...
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You should have seen what I
extracted the other day...
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Yes, that's enough, Colin!
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Right everyone, end of meeting,
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let's use our lions within
to win that award, please.
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Surely there must be
someone with a problem?
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Oh Gordon, thank
God you're here!
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Can't stop now, my darling.
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Gordon, I started my
counselling three weeks ago,
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I've only had one client!
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That's simply because you're not
expressing your lion within!
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My darling, if you want clients,
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you've gotta go out there
and get 'em! Rrraaagghh!
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Yes, you're right... Rrraaagghh!
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Just about done all the signs
in the Centre now, Mr Brittas.
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We had a few problems with the
Finnish for, 'No Petting'.
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Hang about, there are only
eleven languages here, Linda.
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- Yes, Mr Brittas.
- There's 15 countries.
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Yes, we know that Mr Brittas,
but in case you didn't know
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the other four, the
Irish speak English...
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I know the Irish speak English,
Tim, they also speak Gaelic.
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- You want a sign in Gaelic?
- And Welsh and Walloon.
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Walloon?
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It's a Belgian dialect, Tim.
Onto the sign makers, please.
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Splendid, Carole! That's
what I like to see,
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staff expressing
their lion within.
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Now, I want all these goods
marked up in Euros...
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Euros, Mr Brittas?
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Euros, Carole. The
future European currency
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to be phased in
by the year 2002.
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There's the conversion table,
I want it done by first thing.
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- STRANGER: Yes, of course.
- Who said that?
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- Who are you?
- Don't you recognise me?
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No.
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Well, who do you think's
been doing all the roaring?
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- I'm here to help you.
- Help me?
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Well, it's about time we got you
out of this tawdry little place,
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You've been here longer
than Moses, let's face it!
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What?
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Forgive me, but you
are just a dog's body!
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I'm nothing like a dog's body!
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GAVIN: Carole!
CAROLE: Yes, Gavin?
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I wonder if you can manage just
a little photocopying for me?
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Yes, what is it?
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This... the Treaty of Rome.
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foundation stone of
the Common Market,
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Mr Brittas wants it on public
display throughout the Centre.
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- Yes, very well, Gavin.
- Woof, woof!
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- Go away!
- I'm sorry?
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Not you, her!
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Who?
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He can't see me, my little
tulip, nobody can but you.
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- GAVIN: You alright, Carole?
- Yes... fine, thank you.
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Good...
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Now listen my precious plum,
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you've gotta cut the crap
and go for what you deserve!
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What are you doing, Colin?
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Just finishing off the
new enclosure, Linda.
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For what? Elephants?
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A Tasmanian chipmunk!
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Tasmanian chipmunk?
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It's a rare and very
beautiful chipmunk,
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found only in southern Tasmania.
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It's my showpiece for
Euro inspection day.
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Bit of a big fence for
a chipmunk, isn't it?
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But the Tasmanian chipmunk
isn't your ordinary chipmunk,
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they come much larger than usual
and can occasionally bite,
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hence the need for
a sound enclosure.
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I hope you read those
guidelines I gave you
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on keeping animals in captivity?
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Don't you worry Linda,
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I treat them like
my own children.
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Did you manage to do that
photocopying for me?
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CAROLE HUMS
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- Carole?
- Photocopying?
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That's dog's body
work, isn't it, Gavin?
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I'm sorry?
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And I am not a dog's body!
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If you want it done,
do it yourself!
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Gavin, Carole, how are you both?
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- Fine!
- We've had better days.
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Really? Well, you'll be pleased
to know that I'm offering
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a 10% discount for all staff
counselling, so any problems,
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no matter how small, don't
hesitate to come and see me.
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I don't have a problem, but
I know someone who does.
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PRACTISING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
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RECORDED VOICE: Where
is my watermelon?
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Go on! Do it now!
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RECORDED VOICE: Have
you seen my watermelon?
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Oh, shut up! I'm
going for a coffee!
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Julie, what is the name of our
judge for Euro inspection day?
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Mr Coulu something...
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Mr Coulucundis. What
nationality is he?
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Greek.
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Don't you think we should master
the basics of his language?
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Right, so when he
walks through the door,
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I'll tell him the watermelon's
in the boot of the car
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and I'd like a
kilo of aubergines.
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Come in! What is it, Carole?
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Mr Brittas, I wondered
if I could have a word?
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I'm rather busy at
the moment, Carole.
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No, he's not, I've had
enough for one day.
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Er Julie, first thing in the
morning, test on vegetables!
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- Skathes Laca.
- Pardon?
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Something I learnt
off a Greek waiter.
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What is it, Carole?
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Mr Brittas, I seem to
recall that at one stage
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you were thinking of appointing
another Deputy Manager?
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Yes, I'm still thinking of
advertising for the post.
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Good! There's someone I think
could do the job quite well.
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If you mean Linda, I don't
think she's got the experience.
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No, I don't mean Linda.
Actually, I mean... me!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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What's so funny?
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Oh, I really don't think
that's possible, Carole.
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Why not?
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I need someone of great
confidence and high self-esteem
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and as far as those
two things go,
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I don't really think you're
top of the tree, are you?
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No, of course not Mr
Brittas, I'm sorry.
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Shouldn't have taken up
so much of your time.
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That's alright. Can we go back
and man reception now, please?
242
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,590
And where do you
think you're going?
243
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,995
Go back and fight
for your rights!
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00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,712
I don't know what to say.
245
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- What are you whispering?
- Nothing... Mr Brittas.
246
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,428
Thank you, Carole.
247
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,790
Flattery will get
you everywhere.
248
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,799
Flattery? I just want to
say for the record that...
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- What's that, Carole?
- Er... erm...
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I've always admired
and looked up to you.
251
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,792
I've always admired
and looked up to you.
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00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,114
Have you?
253
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,673
Yes, and it's been
such a privilege
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to work for such
an enlightened man.
255
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,198
- Why, thank you, Carole.
- Well done, my little peach.
256
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:54,074
I believe I've learned so
much form observing you.
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Brilliant! It's
almost worthy of me.
258
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,759
So, I just want a chance to put
what I've learnt into action.
259
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:02,270
So stop wasting my time and
make me the Deputy Manager now!
260
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,470
That's a little crude
for my liking...
261
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,591
- Well!
- But effective I guess!
262
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,956
"Carole Parkinson has been
appointed deputy line manager,
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wet and dry, with effect
from Wednesday 1 st June. "
264
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,998
I see, another one
bites the dust!
265
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,872
Soon it'll be all
management and no workers.
266
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,150
Carole! Why Carole?
267
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,192
I think it's marvellous news, I
think we should all celebrate.
268
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,437
Celebrate? Nobody celebrated
when I got promoted!
269
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,959
It took me years to make deputy,
270
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,559
how come Carole
does it overnight?
271
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,432
Ah well, she's got a
lion within, you see.
272
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,198
Yeah? And what have I got?
273
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,468
A gerbil?
274
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:42,036
I can't believe it,
me, Deputy Manager!
275
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,720
Yes, and the view's even better
from the top of the mountain.
276
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,230
Yes... What do you
mean,''top of the mountain''?
277
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,079
You don't think your
stopping at Deputy, do you?
278
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,997
We've gotta think big!
279
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,993
Are you sure this
is going to work?
280
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,839
Trust me, I know how he ticks.
281
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,997
Hello, Councillor Druggitt,
this is Carole Parkinson,
282
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,829
I've a little proposal
to make to you...
283
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,554
I want banners stretching all
the way across the roof saying,
284
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,035
'Welcome to Whitbury Newtown
Leisure Centre' in all...
285
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,073
... 30 different languages and
dialects of the community,
286
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,033
including Patois, spoken by the
Swiss village of Alpenheim,
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00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,152
which has a residential
population of 1 2.
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00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,316
Yes, Mr Brittas, we know.
289
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,635
Instead of banners which
just clutter up the roof,
290
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,988
why don't we just
fix the European flag
291
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,873
to the outside of the Centre?
We say it all with one gesture.
292
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,788
Carole, this is not a very good
start to your new career, is it?
293
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,717
What do we have to
use to fix the flag?
294
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,114
A ladder, Mr Brittas.
295
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,434
A ladder, Mr Brittas.
296
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,120
What is the council regulation
regarding staff and ladders?
297
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,434
Well, I'm not...
298
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,755
We're not allowed up them,
are we? And why is that?
299
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:02,590
- Because...
- We're not insured.
300
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,948
These things should be
tripping off your tongue.
301
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,877
Are you sure about that
regulation, Mr Brittas?
302
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,309
Oh yes, yes... yes.
303
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,796
Yes, I think you'll
find I'm right, Carole.
304
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,036
I remember reading
it to Helen in bed!
305
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:20,476
Right, where are we...
ladders, ladders, ladders...
306
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,992
That's funny! I could
have sworn I'd seen...
307
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,677
- Do you know what I did?
- What's that?
308
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,951
I must have been reading last
year's manual by mistake!
309
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,277
Which means there's no
regulation this year,
310
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,879
the council must
have scrapped it!
311
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,833
Which means you and I have
got ourselves a flagpole!
312
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,633
Yes and I'd like to volunteer
to organise it, Mr Brittas.
313
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,672
Excellent, Carole!
314
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,793
Between you and me, I have a
hunch that you're gonna make
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00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,356
one superb Deputy Manager
and I can't help feeling
316
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:57,553
just a twinge of pride for
spotting that lion within.
317
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,195
Without you, Mr Brittas, I
wouldn't be where I am today.
318
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,073
Oh... thank you,
Carole. You coming?
319
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,078
No, I'm gonna crack on and
order that flagpole, if I may?
320
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,509
Good for you Carole,
keep roaring!
321
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,159
Did you know that I'm offering
two hours counselling
322
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:28,478
with 25% discount
and free cappuccino?
323
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,318
I've already got a
therapist, Mrs Brittas.
324
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,589
Have you?
325
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,359
And as far as I know, most of
the staff are in therapy, too.
326
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,517
You see, with Mr Brittas as
your boss, you have to be.
327
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,518
Yes, I suppose that
stands to reason.
328
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,917
Oh, what the hell!
329
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,714
Alright up there, Carole?
330
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,353
Fine, thank you, Linda.
331
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,596
CAROLE SCREAMS
332
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,597
CRASHING SOUND
333
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,712
Are you okay, Carole?
334
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,230
Stand back, please!
Leave it to me.
335
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,519
How does that feel now, Carole?
336
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,993
Fine, thank you, Mr Brittas.
337
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,078
Bit over the top for a
sprained ankle, Mr Brittas?
338
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,034
You cannot give enough support,
Linda. I've done the course.
339
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,991
TELEPHONE RINGS
340
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,348
Brittas!
341
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,948
VOICE: Hello Gordon, I'm
just ringing to find out
342
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,877
VOICE: how your Euro
preparations are going?
343
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,194
Fine, thank you, Jack.
344
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,834
I heard one of your staff
had a bit of an accident.
345
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,520
Hmm, news travels fast!
346
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,153
BRITTAS: Carole Parkinson
fell off a ladder
347
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,191
and sprained her
ankle to be precise.
348
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:48,235
You are aware of the council
rule about staff using ladders?
349
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,999
Indeed, Jack. And you of
all people should know
350
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,997
that it pertains to last
year's regulations.
351
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,033
It was passed by full council
in January of this year.
352
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,197
I think you'll find
I'm right, Jack.
353
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,472
If you look at the regulations,
you'll see there's nothing...
354
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,674
Oh my God!
355
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,074
What's the matter, Gordon?
356
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,316
I've made a terrible mistake.
357
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,233
Which gives me no choice
but to resign as manager.
358
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:22,273
But that's ridiculous, it
was just a minor oversight.
359
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,597
A minor oversight, Gavin, that
put one of my staff in danger.
360
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,233
If I'd spotted that
regulation on ladders,
361
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,554
none of this would
have happened.
362
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,989
It's only a sprained
ankle, Mr Brittas.
363
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,634
But it could have been fatal.
I could have killed Carole.
364
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,035
We all make
mistakes, Mr Brittas.
365
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,789
As manager of this Centre I
can't afford to make mistakes.
366
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,275
Or should I say, ex-manager.
367
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,994
You're not serious about
resigning, Mr Brittas?
368
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,271
Oh, I certainly am, Colin.
With effect from today.
369
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,549
ALL: What?
370
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,148
And I've been instructed by
Councillor Druggitt to tell you
371
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,353
that the new manager of
this Centre, will be Carole.
372
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,471
Carole? But she's only been...
373
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,194
Carole is going to be the
new manager of this Centre
374
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,551
and I hope that you give
her the same support.
375
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,159
I can't believe
this is happening.
376
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,555
What about your European award
for Excellence, Mr Brittas?
377
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,671
Yes, Mr Brittas, don't
you still want to win it?
378
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,917
Of course I do, Colin.
But the important thing is
379
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,076
that this Leisure
Centre wins it.
380
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,599
It doesn't matter
who's in charge.
381
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:23,675
Right, it only remains for me
to say what an honour it's been
382
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,031
to have been your
manager. I shall miss you all.
383
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,232
Please don't go, Mr Brittas!
384
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,679
Should I call you a cab?
385
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,518
Julie!
386
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,835
Goodbye everyone.
387
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,038
Pull yourself together, Colin!
388
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,354
Right everyone, back to work!
389
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,592
There is nothing wrong
with you believe me.
390
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:54,272
Depression is just a symptom
of unexpressed hurt, that's all.
391
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,279
Absent father, over
protective mother,
392
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,517
you've had the classic examples
of a dysfunctional childhood.
393
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,070
Can you leave please,
Gordon. I'm with a client.
394
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,277
Helen, it's a sheep.
395
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,278
Well, nobody's perfect.
396
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,312
I know, he can be
very insensitive.
397
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,668
What do you want?
398
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,155
I've resigned.
399
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,474
What?
400
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,873
Mr Brittas, you're back!
401
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,753
No, Gavin. I've just come
to see Carole, that's all.
402
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,279
I believe she's expecting me...
403
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,274
Hang on, what are you
doing on reception?
404
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,234
Oh, it's Carole, Mr Brittas,
she's made a few changes.
405
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,272
I'm receptionist now and
Julie is deputy manager.
406
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,675
- Julie?
- Yes, Mr Brittas.
407
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,994
BELL PINGS
408
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,829
If you'll excuse me, I've
gotta do Jessica's bottle.
409
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,310
Yes, that's right, I
did say red carpet.
410
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,749
I want nothing but the best
for the European inspector.
411
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,108
KNOCK AT DOOR
Come in!
412
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,152
Mr Brittas is here to see you.
413
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,637
How lovely! Mr Brittas, do come
in, sit down. Two coffees, Tim.
414
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,432
- Yes, Carole.
- Excuse me?
415
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,438
Sorry, Ms Parkinson...
416
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,316
So Mr Brittas, what
can I do for you?
417
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,035
Carole, why have you
made all these changes?
418
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,277
With respect, Mr Brittas,
they're no longer your concern.
419
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,356
So how may I help you?
420
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,357
I wanted to ask a favour really.
421
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,835
I was wondering if you
had a vacancy for me?
422
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,188
Vacancy?
423
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,756
Anything at all. Mowing the
lawns, unblocking the drains,
424
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,757
but I wouldn't wanna
tread on Colin's toes.
425
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,155
Mr Brittas, I wouldn't dream
of offering you such work.
426
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,872
No really, I don't mind.
427
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,878
You see, in a funny sort
of way, I'd rather be here
428
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,991
doing anything than not
be here at all.
429
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,236
Yes, well I'm afraid there's
nothing at the moment.
430
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,954
If anything comes up, I will,
of course, let you know.
431
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,878
- Thank you, Carole.
- See Mr Brittas out.
432
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,194
Oh, I've just made the coffee...
433
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,992
I said Mr Brittas is leaving!
434
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,314
And don't forget to
book my pedicure.
435
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,317
- No, Ms Parkinson.
- CAROLE: Good morning!
436
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,195
Oh my God, what am I
doing? Poor Mr Brittas.
437
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,074
Yes, poor little man...
we'll send him some flowers.
438
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,758
Poor Tim, Poor Gavin
and all the others,
439
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,359
they don't like the
changes I'm making.
440
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,870
Well, shocking as it may
seem, they're not meant to.
441
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,036
Well I don't recognise
myself anymore!
442
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,309
Splendid!
443
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,512
None of the staff like me and
I've lost all my friends.
444
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,393
Who needs friends my
little pomegranate,
445
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,080
when you have power!
446
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,759
Are you alright, Gordon?
447
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:47,750
No, I'm not Helen. I think
I may need some counselling.
448
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,956
You've got to make
it higher, Linda.
449
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,799
I've told you Tasmanian
chipmunks are very big animals.
450
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,911
Leave off Colin, it's
not your job anymore.
451
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,793
Anyway, I can't see why we
need barbed wire as well.
452
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,399
Just an added precaution.
453
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,272
Hey! Colin, the pool's unmanned.
454
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,516
Quite frankly, Julie, I
don't give a monkey's.
455
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,834
Neither do I...
456
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,712
I never wanted to be a
swimming pool attendant.
457
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,432
I wish Mr Brittas were back.
458
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,949
I thought I'd never see the day
when I'd actually miss him.
459
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,913
You should be pleased, Julie,
ow! You're deputy manager now.
460
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,713
Oh, I hate it, it's too
much responsibility.
461
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,434
Besides, half the fun was
making his life a misery.
462
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:26,189
Anyway, orders from 'er indoors,
close the Children's Corner.
463
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,514
What?
464
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,915
She said, ''We'll never win this
European Award of Excellence
465
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,315
if we've got a lot of dirty
animals running around''.
466
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,556
Time to make a stand, I think...
467
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,476
Bring back Brittas! Bring back
Brittas! Bring back Brittas!
468
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:45,549
Bring back Brittas! Bring back
Brittas! Bring back Brittas!
469
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,716
Bring back... Brittas...
470
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,354
- What's going on?
- We're on strike, Carole!
471
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,672
Well get back to work, now.
472
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,836
Not until Mr Brittas
has been reinstated!
473
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,990
I'm manager of the
Leisure Centre here
474
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,111
and I order you to
get back to work.
475
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,879
Down with Carole!
476
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:09,189
Down with Carole! Down with
Carole! Down with Carole!
477
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,677
Gavin, at least you've
remained loyal to me.
478
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,268
I haven't! I just didn't have
the heart to leave the children.
479
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:21,952
Bring back Brittas! Bring back
Brittas! Bring back Brittas!
480
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,072
Oh, what am I going to do?
481
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,953
Relax my little mange tout,
they'll come round...
482
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,958
once they realise their
jobs are on the line.
483
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,038
Carole, just to say that I'm
resigning as staff counsellor.
484
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,515
Oh, Mrs Brittas, you're not
turning against me, too?
485
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,471
No, it's just that Gordon
and I are emigrating.
486
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,397
Emigrating?
487
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,158
Oh, it's wonderful,
Carole! I've just had
488
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,955
my first, major breakthrough.
I've made Gordon see
489
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,514
that there's a life beyond
leisure management.
490
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,756
- Where are you going?
- Katmandu.
491
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,074
Katmandu?
492
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,794
To live on a Buddhist ashram.
The children are going to
493
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,798
boarding school and Gordon's
waiting for me at the airport.
494
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,230
Bye, bye Carole, I'll miss you.
495
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,119
What have I done? They're
emigrating because of me!
496
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:12,279
Excellent, my little cherub,
you earned your wings.
497
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,277
You got me into this mess,
498
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,038
well, it's time to put
the record straight.
499
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,116
And where do you
think you're going?
500
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,071
I'm going to get
Mr Brittas back!
501
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,918
You'll do no such thing!
502
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,951
Out of my way!
503
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,672
ROARS
504
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,957
PA: Flight 216 to Katmandu
is now boarding at Gate 7.
505
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,151
Mr Brittas, stop!
506
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,953
Carole? What are you doing here?
507
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,718
- Mr Brittas, don't go!
- No, Carole...
508
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,876
I'm going to Katmandu to
start a new life, Carole,
509
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,956
nothing's gonna stop me.
510
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,469
- I tricked you, Mr Brittas.
- What?
511
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,909
I deliberately fell off
the ladder Mr Brittas,
512
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,996
knowing you'd blame yourself
for not spotting the rule
513
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,031
about staff
going up ladders.
514
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,151
The only reason you
didn't spot it Mr Brittas,
515
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,714
is because I swapped
the labels...
516
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,152
... all so I could
become manager.
517
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,192
I knew it was too
good to be true!
518
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,875
JULIE: Mr Brittas, the
European inspector's here!
519
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,754
Right, positions everyone,
please. Gavin, cue the music.
520
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,279
GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
521
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,153
BRITTAS SPEAKS GREEK
522
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,677
Hang on, you're
not Mr Coulucundis!
523
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,839
My name is Lotte Laudrup,
I'm from Denmark.
524
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,349
I'm afraid Mr Coulucundis
was taken ill.
525
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,232
[aside] Gavin, kill the music.
526
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,194
Yes, of course. Let me
introduce you to my staff...
527
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,514
This is Julie...
528
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,872
BRITTAS: And so we come to the
final leg of our grand tour,
529
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,356
the Children's Corner, a
little animal sanctuary run by
530
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,313
my other deputy manager,
Mr Colin Wetherby.
531
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,671
Colin, this is Miss Laudrup,
the European Inspector.
532
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,438
A pleasure to meet
you, Miss Laudrup.
533
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,118
Let me introduce
you to the family...
534
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:02,394
This is Bertha, Monty, Richard;
here is our newest member
535
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,238
and my special
surprise for today,
536
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,636
Terry the Tasmanian chipmunk!
537
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,955
[aside] Colin,
there's nothing there.
538
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,718
Hang on, the padlock's gone!
539
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,149
BRITTAS: I know, that's
because I put it back
540
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,032
on the fire escape door
where it's supposed to be.
541
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,513
Oh my God!
542
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,677
Lotte, I don't know about you,
but I could murder a coffee.
543
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,199
- Mr Brittas!
- Not now!
544
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,559
Gordon Brittas, staff of
Whitbury Leisure Centre,
545
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,195
this is the most Euro-friendly
leisure centre I have seen,
546
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,198
even though you did forget
to put signs up in Svurdish,
547
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,550
the dialect spoken
in my village.
548
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,311
Nevertheless, it gives
me great pleasure
549
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:47,468
to present you with the
European Award for Excellence.
550
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,158
DISTANT ROARING
551
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,239
What was that?
552
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,035
That was my receptionist, she
tends to roar occasionally.
553
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,550
Come on, Terry... Good
boy, Terry. Terry? Terry?
554
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,908
ANIMAL FOOTSTEPS THEN LOUD CRASH
555
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,952
You come back here!
Terry! Terry, come back!
556
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,079
Well Miss Laudrup, bon voyage!
557
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,317
Or as they say in Greek...
558
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,271
- Mr Brittas.
- Not now, Colin.
559
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,833
- But Mr Brittas...
- Colin!
560
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,269
Perhaps see you in Denmark
sometime, Mr Brittas?
561
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,233
I don't think so.
Went to Copenhagen
562
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,191
a couple of years ago
and found it rather dull.
563
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,278
I'm sorry to hear that.
Where did you visit?
564
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,630
The airport.
565
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,433
- Goodbye, Mr Brittas!
- Bye, Lotte!
566
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,993
What a nice lady!
567
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,473
- Mr Brittas.
- Yes, Colin?
568
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,478
It's Terry the Tasmanian
chipmunk, he's escaped!
569
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,275
I've told you those animals are
to be kept in their enclosures.
570
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,914
You don't understand.
Terry isn't from Tasmania.
571
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,749
- He isn't actually a chipmunk.
- What do you mean?
572
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,552
I was keeping it as a surprise.
573
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,275
When you talked about finding
the lion within, I thought...
574
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,674
You thought what, Colin?
575
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,917
Wouldn't it be wonderful to have
a real lion as a celebration
576
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,157
and then when Whitbury Zoo said
that Terry needed a new home...
577
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,918
Have you done what
I think you've done?
578
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:15,068
Yes... and I'm afraid the
lion within is... without!
579
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,997
What?
580
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,195
LION ROARS
581
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,068
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