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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,784 --> 00:01:08,782 - Hold your end up higher. - I am. 2 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:11,790 - You are not. - Don't worry about me. 3 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:13,453 Mm. 4 00:01:14,252 --> 00:01:17,621 - Hey, isn't that suit charcoal? - No. 5 00:01:17,714 --> 00:01:22,091 Looks charcoal grey to me. Some gray polyester blend. 6 00:01:22,177 --> 00:01:25,878 Couldn't you find a black suit for your father's funeral? 7 00:01:25,972 --> 00:01:27,799 - It's black. - It's grey. 8 00:01:27,891 --> 00:01:30,097 - It's black. Black. - Grey. Grey! 9 00:01:30,185 --> 00:01:31,810 Fine, it's black. 10 00:01:33,104 --> 00:01:35,809 It's the greyest black I've ever seen. 11 00:01:35,899 --> 00:01:38,307 - The colour doesn't matter! - Oww! 12 00:01:41,988 --> 00:01:44,561 I'm sorry, Pop. I'm sorry! 13 00:01:57,086 --> 00:02:01,547 - Quick! Get him out of there! - He's halfway to the harbour by now. 14 00:02:01,674 --> 00:02:03,548 Ah, well. 15 00:04:08,843 --> 00:04:12,342 (Man) "I leave you not just a model factory... 16 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:17,092 "but something infinitely more valuable. 17 00:04:17,185 --> 00:04:22,262 "The future of string...itself." 18 00:04:22,357 --> 00:04:24,184 (Explosion, shouting) 19 00:04:31,366 --> 00:04:34,817 "And thus it is my dying wish... 20 00:04:34,911 --> 00:04:39,407 "that my two sons run Smuntz String together." 21 00:04:39,499 --> 00:04:42,749 Great. Stick a "For Sale" sign up, see what we can get. 22 00:04:42,836 --> 00:04:46,786 Ernie, we're not supposed to sell it. We're supposed to run it. 23 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:51,377 Either way, this godforsaken museum piece is not worth a dime, is it? 24 00:04:51,469 --> 00:04:55,681 Some things are more important than money, Ernie. 25 00:04:55,765 --> 00:04:58,801 The financially challenged always say that. 26 00:04:58,893 --> 00:05:01,099 Uh, please, please. 27 00:05:01,187 --> 00:05:05,267 "I also bequeath to you my personal effects, 28 00:05:05,358 --> 00:05:08,976 "including my ceramic egg, 29 00:05:11,865 --> 00:05:15,448 "half box of Cuban cigars..." 30 00:05:15,535 --> 00:05:17,824 Oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes. 31 00:05:17,912 --> 00:05:22,788 - "M-my collection of spoons." - (Clattering) 32 00:05:23,585 --> 00:05:27,286 (Ernie) My goodness, what a treasure. What a legacy. 33 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:32,421 Spoons! Spoons! So many spoons, so little time. 34 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:36,804 Oh! And, of course, something no household should be without. 35 00:05:36,890 --> 00:05:39,642 The ceramic egg! Ooh-hoo-hoo. 36 00:05:39,726 --> 00:05:42,644 Can I have the egg? Can l? Huh? Huh? 37 00:05:42,729 --> 00:05:46,145 - No. I want you to have it. - Fine, I'll take it! 38 00:05:46,274 --> 00:05:50,106 If you find any real estate on that desk, let me know. 39 00:05:50,195 --> 00:05:52,318 It seems there is also a house. 40 00:05:52,405 --> 00:05:55,323 - (Together) A house? - Yes, 5120 Nortondale. 41 00:05:55,408 --> 00:06:00,912 Your father acquired it many years ago as payment of a debt. 42 00:06:00,997 --> 00:06:05,209 H-he never lived there, but i-i-it's interesting. 43 00:06:05,293 --> 00:06:10,204 It seems the previous owner was found locked in a trunk in the attic. 44 00:06:10,298 --> 00:06:12,706 Wait a minute. Is it worth anything? 45 00:06:12,801 --> 00:06:15,921 Well, he was able to borrow $50,000 against it. 46 00:06:16,012 --> 00:06:19,713 Really? So, what is its value today? 47 00:06:19,808 --> 00:06:21,765 $50,000. 48 00:06:21,851 --> 00:06:26,430 Great. A worthless house and a broken-down string factory. 49 00:06:26,523 --> 00:06:30,437 Oh, well. At least the day wasn't a total loss. 50 00:06:30,527 --> 00:06:33,232 Thanks for the stogies, Pop. 51 00:06:33,321 --> 00:06:37,485 Wait. You can't go. W-we have to go through all these papers. 52 00:06:41,955 --> 00:06:44,528 You'll have to excuse me. 53 00:06:44,624 --> 00:06:47,459 - I've got a date with the mayor. - (Thunder rolls) 54 00:06:48,336 --> 00:06:49,878 (Reporters chattering) 55 00:06:51,798 --> 00:06:54,965 Mr Mayor! Mr Mayor, over here! Mr Mayor! 56 00:06:55,051 --> 00:06:59,049 Will your recent triple heart bypass affect your campaign strategy? 57 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:01,422 Now, Leslie, I'm just here to eat. 58 00:07:03,017 --> 00:07:06,516 (French accent) Ah, monsieur le maire, Madame maire, 59 00:07:06,604 --> 00:07:08,229 welcome to Chez Ernie. 60 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:11,765 What an honour it is to have you in my humble bistro. 61 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:16,356 Suivez-moi. You brought the little ones. The little bicycle thieves. 62 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:19,199 Bonjour! Our very best table. 63 00:07:19,284 --> 00:07:21,573 - Have you lost weight? - Oh, l... 64 00:07:21,661 --> 00:07:25,279 - I think so! I think you may be! - (Laughs) 65 00:07:25,373 --> 00:07:28,042 Je suisse enchante pour votre beaute. 66 00:07:28,126 --> 00:07:30,368 - You know? - Oh, monsieur Ernie... 67 00:07:30,461 --> 00:07:33,581 Excusez-moi. Au revoir, les enfants! 68 00:07:36,593 --> 00:07:39,927 (Sighs) The air's not so thin at the top. 69 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:45,057 Just like the old man to die before I hit it big. 70 00:07:48,062 --> 00:07:52,439 Remember, everyone. Attention to detail is vital! 71 00:07:52,525 --> 00:07:55,941 Presentation is everything. 72 00:07:57,030 --> 00:08:00,613 No, no, no, no, no! These I must deliver myself. 73 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:03,535 (Roars) 74 00:08:10,335 --> 00:08:13,502 Duck a I'Orange avec du quack sauce... 75 00:08:13,588 --> 00:08:17,420 And for ze Mayor, la specialite de la maison, 76 00:08:17,509 --> 00:08:20,629 Lobster Loaf a la Ernest ou la bibliotheque. 77 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,128 - Oh... - Bon appetit. 78 00:08:23,223 --> 00:08:25,180 (Exhales) 79 00:08:26,768 --> 00:08:29,010 - Ah, bonjour! - How does it feel... 80 00:08:29,103 --> 00:08:31,676 to serve the mayor after his re-election? 81 00:08:31,773 --> 00:08:34,940 - Well... May I call you Leslie? - Of course. 82 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:43,029 Crunchy! Hmm. I love the almonds. 83 00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:46,237 Leslie, cuisine, she is a fickle mistress... 84 00:08:46,329 --> 00:08:50,374 Ee-yew! Look! (Squishing) 85 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,789 - A cockroach! - (Shocked whispering) 86 00:08:54,712 --> 00:08:56,705 That's only half a cockroach. 87 00:08:56,798 --> 00:08:59,882 Daddy! You ate the head! 88 00:08:59,968 --> 00:09:02,589 Honey, are you OK? 89 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,098 (Screaming) 90 00:09:15,191 --> 00:09:17,397 (Mayor's wife) Not again! 91 00:09:17,485 --> 00:09:19,976 Was this an accident or murder...? 92 00:09:20,071 --> 00:09:21,731 Clear! 93 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:27,201 - I can do that better! - (Crying) 94 00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:38,080 (Man) Smuntz String is a relic of history. 95 00:09:38,173 --> 00:09:42,882 You don't make string by twining two strands together any more. 96 00:09:42,969 --> 00:09:47,216 No. You make it simple, singular, strong, with nylon. 97 00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:50,427 Bu-but that's not string. Tha-that's cord. 98 00:09:50,518 --> 00:09:54,136 - Exactly. - Twine is yesterday. Cord is today. 99 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:58,939 Zeppco was interested in your factory but your father refused to sell. 100 00:09:59,027 --> 00:10:00,984 We are hopin' you're smarter. 101 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:03,561 Zeppco is willin' to buy you out... 102 00:10:03,656 --> 00:10:06,776 and bring this museum into the 21st century. 103 00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:11,530 We'd keep you on as a consultant, with a huge salary and hefty pension. 104 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,497 So... 105 00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:17,661 what do you say? 106 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:25,625 (Sighs) 107 00:10:38,358 --> 00:10:41,976 - My sons... - (Whispers) Ernie. 108 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:46,531 - Ernie! - Yeah. Just a sec. 109 00:10:46,616 --> 00:10:50,945 I want you...to have...something. 110 00:10:51,037 --> 00:10:54,371 My most prized possession. 111 00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:58,289 (Sighs) Oh, it's a piece of st-string. 112 00:10:58,378 --> 00:11:02,874 Not just any string. THE string. 113 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:08,387 I found it my first day in America. 114 00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:11,721 - What's with the string? - I've had it 60 years. 115 00:11:11,808 --> 00:11:15,259 Here! I want you two to share it. 116 00:11:15,353 --> 00:11:19,220 Maybe it'll bring you closer together. 117 00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:22,814 - You haven't talked much lately. - Yeah. 118 00:11:22,902 --> 00:11:26,567 - Ah! What are you doing? - I'm breaking it in half. 119 00:11:26,656 --> 00:11:29,610 - No! I want you to share it. - No? 120 00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,737 - Forever. - Sure, Pop, sure. 121 00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:35,913 You carry it the first 50 years, I'll take it the next. 122 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,704 - Sure. - And turn up the morphine drip. 123 00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:40,916 (Father) I heard that. 124 00:11:43,381 --> 00:11:47,924 Promise me... that you will never sell... 125 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:51,297 Smuntz String... 126 00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:54,509 to one of those big conglomerates. 127 00:11:54,601 --> 00:11:57,092 Keep it between you. 128 00:11:57,187 --> 00:12:00,521 Brothers. Family. 129 00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:04,521 - Promise. - I promise, Pop. 130 00:12:04,611 --> 00:12:08,395 - (Lars) I promise. - So, you were sayin'? 131 00:12:09,574 --> 00:12:11,531 I'll have to pass. 132 00:12:11,618 --> 00:12:13,575 What? 133 00:12:15,371 --> 00:12:19,499 "A world without string is chaos." 134 00:12:21,794 --> 00:12:24,830 For once the Smuntz name was worth something! 135 00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:26,832 - No, no! Don't! - Oh! 136 00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:31,169 You... You used to love string! 137 00:12:31,262 --> 00:12:35,639 That was when I was dating the son of a wealthy string magnate! 138 00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:40,802 Not now, when I am married to the owner...of a worthless death-trap! 139 00:12:43,358 --> 00:12:46,809 I thought you'd be happy! I stood up for myself today! 140 00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:48,979 April, I've got new ideas. 141 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,148 You know, I've got big plans! 142 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:55,321 Don't you see, Lars? That's all you've ever had are plans. 143 00:12:55,411 --> 00:13:00,239 But my life is passing me by, and l...l need more! 144 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:05,209 There's no air in the middle class, Lars. I can't breathe here. 145 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:07,668 Please, April, don't go. 146 00:13:07,757 --> 00:13:10,165 I'm not going anywhere. 147 00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:31,063 (TV) 'ln a few moments, the joy of the holidays was shattered... 148 00:13:31,156 --> 00:13:33,825 'and the world changed for many people. 149 00:13:33,908 --> 00:13:36,150 'Mayor McKrinkle died at 4:30pm, 150 00:13:36,244 --> 00:13:38,533 'at Our Lady of Sorrows Hospital. 151 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:41,242 'Doctors say the cause of death is... 152 00:13:41,332 --> 00:13:45,081 'heart failure due to the mayor's culinary disaster. 153 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,626 'And once the hottest restaurant... 154 00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:50,668 'Chez Ernie is scheduled for demolition.' 155 00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:54,970 I-l don't think I ordered my cheese sandwich with capers. 156 00:13:55,054 --> 00:13:58,090 - 'We go live to Leslie Reinhart.' - Sorry. 157 00:13:58,183 --> 00:14:01,267 'lf this tragedy has a villain it is Ernie Smuntz. 158 00:14:01,394 --> 00:14:04,063 - 'Once a local...' - Ernie, you're on TV! 159 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,720 What? Oh. 160 00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:09,224 You know what this is? I'll tell ya. 161 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:11,988 - Guilt by accusation. - No capers. 162 00:14:12,071 --> 00:14:15,357 But that's just grilled cheese. What's the point? 163 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,692 Why don't they eat out of a trough? 164 00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:21,997 Which one of you palateless sheep sent my sandwich back? 165 00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:24,038 Hi, Ernie! 166 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,619 Lars? 167 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:30,255 (Ernie) When I'm in the kitchen, I cook. 168 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,878 I can't control everything in there. 169 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:36,051 (Lars) You know, it isn't fair to blame you. 170 00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:40,965 - You didn't do anything wrong. - But society likes to persecute. 171 00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:45,970 A scapegoat, someone to demonise. The same thing happened to Galileo. 172 00:14:46,064 --> 00:14:48,982 Really? That's unbelievable. 173 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,392 With a cockroach and everything? 174 00:14:51,486 --> 00:14:55,815 No. The point is, I put everything into that restaurant. 175 00:14:55,907 --> 00:14:58,315 It was my livelihood and my home. 176 00:14:58,409 --> 00:15:01,659 In one fatal bite, it was all taken away from me. 177 00:15:01,746 --> 00:15:03,869 If only we could sell the factory. 178 00:15:03,957 --> 00:15:09,497 I'd let you stay with me, you know, but, uh, April threw me out. 179 00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:13,205 - Oh, that's too bad. - Yeah, well, don't worry about me. 180 00:15:13,299 --> 00:15:16,633 April's been like this since high school. 181 00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:20,005 - She'll be back. I... - Would you look at them? 182 00:15:20,098 --> 00:15:24,048 Sleeping in the street. Pitiful. 183 00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:28,891 If I had a house, I'd sleep in it! 184 00:15:28,982 --> 00:15:34,486 - Remember how close we were as kids? - No. 185 00:15:34,571 --> 00:15:38,070 Hey! Merry Christmas! 186 00:15:38,158 --> 00:15:40,281 Yeah, I was on top once too. 187 00:15:40,368 --> 00:15:45,279 But there's only one way to go from there, and that's down, baby, down! 188 00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:46,743 Oh! 189 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:49,910 Ernie. 190 00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:54,131 Ernie! Ernie, there was a quarter in there. 191 00:15:54,215 --> 00:15:58,924 A quarter? You think so small, Lars. 192 00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:03,888 Look at the bigger picture. You have no home, no wife, no money. 193 00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:07,807 You have no discernible talents. How can you ignore that? 194 00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:11,431 Ernie, it's Christmas. 195 00:16:11,524 --> 00:16:15,736 Instead of dwelling on what we lack, let's be thankful for what we have. 196 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:22,534 # lf only in my dreams # 197 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,949 (Ernie) What a dump. 198 00:17:20,844 --> 00:17:24,593 Wow! I can't believe Pops never told us about this house. 199 00:17:26,432 --> 00:17:28,425 It's huge. 200 00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:31,223 (Ernie) This is the kind of house he'd have. 201 00:17:31,312 --> 00:17:34,266 It's just like him. Cold and spooky. 202 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:42,817 - Wow! Did you feel that? - What? 203 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:46,241 I got a chill. You shouldn't talk about Pop like that. 204 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:49,114 Really? What's this do for you? 205 00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:54,033 Thanks for nothing, you string-sucking old loon! 206 00:17:56,671 --> 00:17:59,079 He didn't mean it, Pop. 207 00:18:01,426 --> 00:18:03,798 Ernie! Ernie! 208 00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:15,220 Only one bed. I'll flip you for it. 209 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:19,648 Heads. 210 00:18:37,962 --> 00:18:40,120 - (Scratching) - E-Ernie? 211 00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:45,667 - Ernie. Ernie. - (Groans) 212 00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:48,514 - You asleep? - I was. 213 00:18:48,598 --> 00:18:51,884 - (Scratching) - How can you sleep through that? 214 00:18:51,976 --> 00:18:55,310 - What? I don't hear anything. - Shh-shh-shh. That. 215 00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:58,979 Listen. Hear it? It's coming from upstairs. 216 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:02,234 (Scratching) 217 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,564 (Door creaks) 218 00:19:19,838 --> 00:19:21,961 Mothballs. 219 00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:26,257 (Screaming) 220 00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:29,630 H-hey, stop it! Hey! Ow! 221 00:19:29,764 --> 00:19:31,638 (Grunting) 222 00:19:38,606 --> 00:19:41,144 (Whispering) Ernie! Ernie! 223 00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:43,143 (Groaning) 224 00:19:46,281 --> 00:19:48,737 (Rattling) 225 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:53,028 (Ernie grunts) 226 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,421 - (Thunderclap) - (Screaming) 227 00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:23,230 Wait. Wait a minute. Stop. Stop! 228 00:20:23,318 --> 00:20:27,268 Look. Look, look, look. It's only a toy. 229 00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:34,526 (Screaming) 230 00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:37,242 Ah, shut up! 231 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,293 (Scratching) 232 00:20:43,338 --> 00:20:45,580 It's coming from up there! 233 00:20:48,259 --> 00:20:52,008 One, two, three! 234 00:20:56,893 --> 00:20:58,684 (Panting) Ooh! 235 00:20:59,687 --> 00:21:03,138 - It's just a mouse. - What? 236 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:07,361 - It's just a mouse. Never mind. - (Straining) 237 00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:10,695 Hey, there are some posters up here. 238 00:21:10,782 --> 00:21:14,116 Oh! Stand still! 239 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,159 (Yells) 240 00:21:24,128 --> 00:21:25,622 (Spitting) 241 00:21:27,257 --> 00:21:30,044 - They're blueprints. - Wow! 242 00:21:30,135 --> 00:21:33,718 Wait a minute. Look at this date. 1876. 243 00:21:33,805 --> 00:21:37,506 A centennial house could actually be worth something. 244 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,305 Look, this must be the architect. Look. 245 00:21:40,395 --> 00:21:43,764 Charles Lyle LaRue. 246 00:21:45,066 --> 00:21:50,405 - Charles Lyle LaRue. - Charles Lyle LaRue? 247 00:21:51,531 --> 00:21:53,156 (Thud) 248 00:21:54,117 --> 00:21:56,904 Charles Lyle LaRue. 249 00:21:58,997 --> 00:22:02,117 Charles Lyle LaRue! 250 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:05,453 Charles Lyle LaRue! 251 00:22:05,545 --> 00:22:10,540 I'm actually standing in the missing LaRue! 252 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:14,417 - It's bold yet subtle. - Classical yet non-traditional. 253 00:22:14,512 --> 00:22:16,718 The missing LaRue. 254 00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:20,934 The rumoured design completed before his committal isn't a rumour. 255 00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:22,928 Before his committal? 256 00:22:23,021 --> 00:22:25,227 I'm just glad he finished it... 257 00:22:25,315 --> 00:22:30,273 before they carted him off to the laughing academy. 258 00:22:30,361 --> 00:22:35,023 So, what do you think a magnificent edifice like this is worth? 259 00:22:35,116 --> 00:22:37,156 Properly restored, of course. 260 00:22:37,243 --> 00:22:40,908 Well, his Parma Charnel House went for six... 261 00:22:40,997 --> 00:22:44,829 But that was 10 years ago, and it didn't have this moulding. 262 00:22:44,918 --> 00:22:48,002 I see. I can't get enough of good moulding. 263 00:22:50,256 --> 00:22:54,005 - Did you hear that? $600,000. - Phew. 264 00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:56,382 Alexander Falko! 265 00:22:56,471 --> 00:22:58,298 Back! 266 00:22:58,389 --> 00:23:01,010 Gentlemen, congratulations. 267 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:05,264 Congratulations on your find. I'm a great admirer of LaRue. 268 00:23:05,355 --> 00:23:09,934 - Glass of rainwater, please. - The leading collector of LaRues. 269 00:23:10,026 --> 00:23:14,024 Sort of like collecting stamps, but bigger? 270 00:23:14,113 --> 00:23:18,692 I'll get to the point. LaRue. I have his books and his letters. 271 00:23:18,785 --> 00:23:20,908 You see these shoes? 272 00:23:20,995 --> 00:23:23,996 - (Together) LaRues? - No, but he would love them. 273 00:23:24,082 --> 00:23:27,285 Vegetarian snack. I own... (Chewing) 274 00:23:27,377 --> 00:23:31,457 42 LaRue houses. 42. I want to make it 43. 275 00:23:31,548 --> 00:23:33,837 You tell me how I'm going to do this. 276 00:23:33,925 --> 00:23:37,376 Tell me how I will do this. Help me. How will I do this? 277 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,379 Well, I'm, uh, glad you asked. 278 00:23:39,472 --> 00:23:42,675 His Parma Charnel House went for six, ten years ago, 279 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:45,139 but it didn't have this moulding. 280 00:23:45,228 --> 00:23:48,264 A find like this today is worth twice as much. 281 00:23:48,356 --> 00:23:51,855 - He's a LaRue connoisseur. - Guilty as charged. 282 00:23:51,943 --> 00:23:55,063 Gentlemen, I'm going to make you an offer. 283 00:23:55,155 --> 00:23:58,690 No, no, no, I couldn't be so crass as to allow you to do that. 284 00:23:58,783 --> 00:24:01,452 But you are welcome to come to the auction. 285 00:24:01,536 --> 00:24:03,363 - Auction? - Auction, yes. 286 00:24:03,454 --> 00:24:08,163 It would be unfair of us to deprive others of the chance to bid. 287 00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:10,623 Um... 288 00:24:10,712 --> 00:24:13,962 May I have one moment with my brother, please? 289 00:24:14,048 --> 00:24:16,206 - Sure. Of course. - Thank you. 290 00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:19,462 - What is this? - It's the... 291 00:24:19,554 --> 00:24:22,590 - What is this? No. - It's the first I've heard... 292 00:24:24,851 --> 00:24:28,137 - What are you doing? - Answering your prayers. 293 00:24:28,229 --> 00:24:30,435 These pigeons are ripe for plucking. 294 00:24:30,523 --> 00:24:32,979 Put them in a room to outbid each other? 295 00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:36,981 - We'll make $700,000, $800,000 easy. - Man, you're smart! 296 00:24:37,071 --> 00:24:38,898 Oof! 297 00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:41,362 - You'll get it... - Don't talk to me! 298 00:24:41,451 --> 00:24:44,654 So, when is the, uh, earliest we can set the auction? 299 00:24:44,746 --> 00:24:48,874 I suppose all arrangements could be completed within the week. 300 00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:50,998 - A week it is. - Great! 301 00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:55,332 - You're smarter than you look. - (Together) Thank you. 302 00:24:56,341 --> 00:24:58,250 But know this. 303 00:24:58,343 --> 00:25:02,672 I have never paid more than $10 million for a house in my life! 304 00:25:17,153 --> 00:25:19,229 OK, see you, then. 305 00:25:19,322 --> 00:25:21,991 Yeah. Thanks for stopping by. 306 00:25:27,997 --> 00:25:31,033 Ten million linen napkins. 307 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:34,624 Five million bales of top-grade cotton fibre. 308 00:25:34,754 --> 00:25:39,297 Forty thousand hot lamps complete with rotating plate-warming trays. 309 00:25:39,384 --> 00:25:43,133 Two thousand twine threaders, gleaming under real lights. 310 00:25:43,263 --> 00:25:46,217 (Ernie) My own chain of restaurants. 311 00:25:46,307 --> 00:25:50,174 (Lars, echoing) April can have anything she's ever wanted! 312 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:53,935 (Faintly) Cars, coats, china. She loves china. 313 00:25:54,023 --> 00:25:55,932 (Fan blades whooshing) 314 00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:58,979 (Ernie) I'm gonna build a swimming pool... 315 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:01,857 full of pina coladas and a college girls. 316 00:26:05,618 --> 00:26:08,572 (Lars) lf only Pop could've seen this house! 317 00:26:08,663 --> 00:26:11,747 He did. He just wasn't smart enough to sell it. 318 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:15,284 We've turned a corner. Our future is staring us in the face. 319 00:26:15,378 --> 00:26:20,669 All we have to do is grab it, baste it, and scarf it down! 320 00:26:29,893 --> 00:26:33,227 Aha! We've finally found our friend's home! 321 00:26:33,313 --> 00:26:35,982 Well, I bought a present for ya, buddy. 322 00:26:36,065 --> 00:26:41,142 Ernie, i-it's just a little mouse. Do we really have to kill it? 323 00:26:41,237 --> 00:26:45,104 Yes. Listen to me. A single vermin can bring you down. 324 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,534 Believe me, I know. (Snap) Ah... 325 00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:56,625 (Snoring) 326 00:27:21,778 --> 00:27:23,854 - (Snap) - (Gasps) 327 00:27:23,947 --> 00:27:26,568 (Sighs) 328 00:27:34,207 --> 00:27:38,952 - I trust you slept well. - Oh! Like a baby. 329 00:27:47,512 --> 00:27:50,217 Hey, last night, did you hear the, uh... 330 00:27:50,306 --> 00:27:53,556 Oh, yeah. Let's see. 331 00:28:01,693 --> 00:28:05,477 - Well, where'd he go? - Maybe it snapped by itself. 332 00:28:07,282 --> 00:28:09,820 I don't believe it. 333 00:28:09,909 --> 00:28:15,365 He snapped the trap, ate the olive, and left the pit just to mock us. 334 00:28:15,456 --> 00:28:19,406 You're giving him a little too much credit. 335 00:28:19,502 --> 00:28:23,120 Mice don't mock. They don't have a sense of humour. 336 00:28:23,214 --> 00:28:26,381 He's not sitting in his hole in a smoking jacket, 337 00:28:26,468 --> 00:28:29,504 sipping cognac, giggling "I left the pit." 338 00:28:29,596 --> 00:28:33,345 The trap snapped itself, the olive flew off, and he ate it. 339 00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:37,383 But now he knows we're here, he won't come near us. 340 00:28:37,479 --> 00:28:40,184 We won't be seeing that... Mouse! 341 00:28:40,273 --> 00:28:41,898 (Both shrieking) 342 00:28:43,234 --> 00:28:45,642 Aha! Ow! 343 00:28:45,737 --> 00:28:47,017 (Screams) 344 00:28:47,113 --> 00:28:50,778 What are you doing, ya stupid nitwit? 345 00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:55,325 Don't let him get away! 346 00:28:59,626 --> 00:29:01,251 (Laughs) 347 00:29:02,754 --> 00:29:07,463 (Yelling) 348 00:29:07,550 --> 00:29:11,299 (Bloodthirsty screaming) 349 00:29:13,389 --> 00:29:15,346 Ow! 350 00:29:18,645 --> 00:29:20,602 Ow! 351 00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:25,933 Are you trying to kill me? 352 00:29:27,821 --> 00:29:29,399 Ah, the mouse! 353 00:29:31,616 --> 00:29:33,941 (Ernie) Let me see. Let me see! 354 00:29:34,035 --> 00:29:35,909 (Lars) Can you see him? 355 00:29:37,413 --> 00:29:40,118 Get me my Gouda. 356 00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:46,660 - Careful, careful! - Don't touch me. You'll snap it. 357 00:29:46,756 --> 00:29:48,832 You're not doin' it right. 358 00:29:48,925 --> 00:29:51,843 (Lars) Put it on carefully. (Ernie) I am. 359 00:29:51,928 --> 00:29:54,964 (Ernie) Oh, relax. It's cheese. 360 00:29:56,391 --> 00:29:58,265 Bon appetit. 361 00:30:00,395 --> 00:30:03,598 That takes care of that. Huh? 362 00:30:09,445 --> 00:30:11,070 (Hammering) 363 00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:18,779 Oh! Oh! 364 00:30:25,545 --> 00:30:27,170 Hey! 365 00:30:28,131 --> 00:30:30,207 Hey! What are you doin'? 366 00:30:33,011 --> 00:30:34,802 (Squeaking) 367 00:32:05,145 --> 00:32:07,102 (Chugging) 368 00:32:16,072 --> 00:32:17,899 (Squeaking) 369 00:32:48,229 --> 00:32:50,981 Lars! Gimme a hand with this. 370 00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:59,400 (Lars) You sure this tub fits with the house? 371 00:32:59,491 --> 00:33:02,029 Jacuzzi tub, Lars. It's a Jacuzzi tub. 372 00:33:02,118 --> 00:33:04,870 And this isn't just a house. It's a LaRue. 373 00:33:04,954 --> 00:33:06,911 Of course it fits the decor. 374 00:33:06,998 --> 00:33:10,165 - Luxury is timeless. - How much, Ernie? 375 00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:13,335 (Sighs) It was a steal at $1200. 376 00:33:13,421 --> 00:33:15,414 (Lars) $1200? 377 00:33:15,507 --> 00:33:17,998 You spent our last money on a tub! 378 00:33:18,092 --> 00:33:19,919 (Ernie) A Jacuzzi tub! 379 00:33:20,011 --> 00:33:22,680 You have to spend money to make money. 380 00:33:22,764 --> 00:33:25,337 They threw in the cardboard lady too. 381 00:33:27,894 --> 00:33:30,183 (Screaming) 382 00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:34,017 (Screaming) 383 00:33:36,736 --> 00:33:38,645 (Yelling) 384 00:33:41,658 --> 00:33:44,030 (Screaming) 385 00:34:04,597 --> 00:34:07,681 - (Sighing) - Well... 386 00:34:15,525 --> 00:34:19,108 (Lars sighing) Don't you think this is a little...much? 387 00:34:19,195 --> 00:34:23,323 Never underestimate your opponent. 388 00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:28,995 Say he has mastered a way to empty a mousetrap without getting caught. 389 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,452 If he snaps one of these babies, 390 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:34,744 a chain reaction will start snapping them all. 391 00:34:34,836 --> 00:34:38,122 The law of averages says one has to nab him. 392 00:34:40,216 --> 00:34:42,173 (Sighs) Not bad. 393 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:46,009 Yes. Well, I like to use both sides of my brain. 394 00:34:46,097 --> 00:34:47,971 Come on, let's hit the sack. 395 00:35:21,257 --> 00:35:23,214 (Sighing) 396 00:35:25,094 --> 00:35:27,715 - Have you figured it out yet? - Shut up. 397 00:35:27,806 --> 00:35:30,178 I'm thinking. I'm thinking! 398 00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:46,313 Ernie. Ernie! 399 00:35:50,787 --> 00:35:55,782 Keep perfectly still. This is it. 400 00:36:14,644 --> 00:36:17,016 - What's he doing? - I don't know. 401 00:36:29,284 --> 00:36:31,822 That was good. 402 00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:55,172 Shh! He's goin' for the cherries! 403 00:36:58,521 --> 00:37:00,395 You said mice like Gouda. 404 00:37:00,482 --> 00:37:03,649 Not in the morning! They need fruit for energy. 405 00:37:06,488 --> 00:37:08,730 (Screaming) 406 00:37:08,823 --> 00:37:10,732 (Whimpering) 407 00:37:22,754 --> 00:37:26,372 - (Screaming) - (Ernie) Oh, no! 408 00:37:34,557 --> 00:37:36,633 Ow! Ow. 409 00:37:36,768 --> 00:37:40,469 (Both grunting and groaning) 410 00:37:46,986 --> 00:37:49,940 - Aah... Ow! - D-D-D-D-D-D-D. 411 00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:57,739 There he goes! 412 00:38:00,834 --> 00:38:03,503 - Juice! - Got it! 413 00:38:05,797 --> 00:38:07,754 (Laughing maniacally) 414 00:38:07,841 --> 00:38:10,130 This game is over! 415 00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:11,961 (Cheering and yelling) 416 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,140 (Laughing) 417 00:38:25,275 --> 00:38:27,683 - I think it's working! - Yeah. 418 00:38:32,365 --> 00:38:35,283 - (Thump) - Whoa! Uh! I felt something. 419 00:38:35,368 --> 00:38:38,322 (Lars) Ooh, ooh, ooh. Keep sucking! 420 00:38:39,414 --> 00:38:42,913 (Slurping) 421 00:38:45,795 --> 00:38:49,709 Goddamn, that mouse stinks! (Cackles) 422 00:38:49,799 --> 00:38:51,756 Dead animals always do. 423 00:38:51,843 --> 00:38:54,381 - Ohh! - (Both laughing maniacally) 424 00:39:04,898 --> 00:39:07,650 - (Lars) Keep sucking! - (Rumbling) 425 00:39:07,734 --> 00:39:09,892 (Lars) Oh, yeah, this'll get him! 426 00:39:09,986 --> 00:39:12,394 (Liquid rumbling) 427 00:39:13,698 --> 00:39:15,655 (Squelch) 428 00:39:33,092 --> 00:39:36,543 - What's this? - We're foreclosing on your house. 429 00:39:36,638 --> 00:39:38,761 You quit paying your mortgage. 430 00:39:38,848 --> 00:39:43,640 Oh, wait a minute, there's some mistake, this house is paid for. 431 00:39:43,728 --> 00:39:46,184 It was, but you borrowed against it. 432 00:39:46,272 --> 00:39:49,641 If you don't pay the $1200, we repossess it. 433 00:39:49,734 --> 00:39:53,566 - $1200? - Well, how long do we have? 434 00:39:53,655 --> 00:39:58,780 One week from, uh...five days ago. 435 00:39:58,868 --> 00:40:01,703 (Panting) But, uh, that's two days! 436 00:40:01,788 --> 00:40:04,493 We don't have the time or energy for this. 437 00:40:04,582 --> 00:40:07,702 We're in the midst of an extensive renovation. 438 00:40:07,794 --> 00:40:11,293 Looks like you're off to a great start. 439 00:40:12,757 --> 00:40:16,126 (Lars) Ask your boss for an advance. Pay him back later. 440 00:40:16,219 --> 00:40:20,264 (Ernie) Couldn't your workers forfeit their salaries? 441 00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:24,560 If you hadn't spent all our money on that tub, we might be able to pay. 442 00:40:24,644 --> 00:40:28,013 - It doesn't help to start crying. - (Shrieking) 443 00:40:28,106 --> 00:40:31,142 No, Fluffy! No! 444 00:40:31,234 --> 00:40:34,021 No! I want my kitty! 445 00:40:34,112 --> 00:40:38,608 No, no, no! 446 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:48,832 (Rings bell) 447 00:40:51,588 --> 00:40:54,209 - (Distant meowing) - That one's cute. 448 00:40:54,299 --> 00:40:58,249 - He doesn't have a killer instinct. - (Purring) 449 00:40:59,846 --> 00:41:01,755 (Meows) 450 00:41:01,848 --> 00:41:04,968 (Bell ringing, buzzing, hissing) 451 00:41:09,105 --> 00:41:12,308 (Ringing bell) 452 00:41:15,195 --> 00:41:18,979 Morning, gentlemen. I'm Maury. Can I help you? 453 00:41:19,073 --> 00:41:21,529 Uh, hi, Maury. W-we need a cat. 454 00:41:23,328 --> 00:41:27,705 (Maury) Find the one you want and I'll spay or neuter it myself. 455 00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:30,577 (Lars) Well, these are all kittens. 456 00:41:30,668 --> 00:41:34,333 We were hoping for an older cat. One with experience. 457 00:41:34,422 --> 00:41:38,206 Most people like cute little ones. Experience with what? 458 00:41:38,301 --> 00:41:41,337 - Mouse hunting. - All cats are good mousers. 459 00:41:41,429 --> 00:41:44,763 But we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers. 460 00:41:44,849 --> 00:41:49,760 So, we need a ferocious feline with a history of mental illness. 461 00:41:49,854 --> 00:41:52,060 I'm talkin'...one mean pussy. 462 00:41:52,148 --> 00:41:55,268 Yeah! A vicious cat, difficult to love. 463 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,231 Do you have any of those knocking around? 464 00:41:58,321 --> 00:42:03,446 Funny you should ask. I had all but given up on anyone wanting him. 465 00:42:03,535 --> 00:42:06,785 We were about to gas him again. 466 00:42:06,871 --> 00:42:08,911 (Both) Again? 467 00:42:08,998 --> 00:42:12,533 He's spent most of his whole life in that box, I expect. 468 00:42:12,627 --> 00:42:15,462 - (Growling) - "Catzilla"? 469 00:42:15,547 --> 00:42:17,872 The guys who clean up call him that. 470 00:42:17,966 --> 00:42:20,671 But you can call him anything you want. 471 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,049 I'd say he looks like a "Fluffy." 472 00:42:23,138 --> 00:42:25,890 (Snarling) 473 00:42:26,933 --> 00:42:30,302 Ah, poor little Catzilla. 474 00:42:31,354 --> 00:42:34,853 You want a home, don't you? You wanna get out of here. 475 00:42:34,941 --> 00:42:38,275 Well, you're gonna have to kill, kill, kill for it. 476 00:42:38,361 --> 00:42:41,113 - (Yowling) - You're a stupid cat, aren't you? 477 00:42:41,197 --> 00:42:44,566 - (Growling) - Yes, you are. And ugly. Extremely. 478 00:42:44,659 --> 00:42:46,402 (Yowling) 479 00:42:46,494 --> 00:42:48,451 (Electricity crackling) 480 00:42:48,538 --> 00:42:54,292 - Oh! Oh, you little bastard. - We'll take him. 481 00:42:56,296 --> 00:42:59,463 - (Cat screeching) - Here, boy. 482 00:43:00,508 --> 00:43:02,382 (Growling) 483 00:43:06,306 --> 00:43:07,884 (Squeaking) 484 00:43:07,974 --> 00:43:10,299 (Yowling) 485 00:43:12,729 --> 00:43:14,638 Ooh...He's got the scent now. 486 00:43:14,731 --> 00:43:16,640 Yeah, uh, go get 'im, boy. 487 00:43:19,277 --> 00:43:21,815 Oh, easy, easy, easy, easy! 488 00:43:29,704 --> 00:43:33,038 Wow. I almost feel sorry for the little fella. 489 00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:37,043 (Together) Almost! (Laughs) 490 00:43:38,463 --> 00:43:40,372 (Growling) 491 00:44:04,155 --> 00:44:06,611 (Growling) 492 00:44:06,699 --> 00:44:08,608 (Roaring) 493 00:44:14,749 --> 00:44:17,454 (Meowing) 494 00:44:32,183 --> 00:44:34,555 (Notes playing) 495 00:44:39,482 --> 00:44:40,976 (Cat yowling) 496 00:44:43,945 --> 00:44:46,187 (Ernie) Don't worry about that mouse, 497 00:44:46,281 --> 00:44:48,819 start thinking about how to get $1200. 498 00:44:48,908 --> 00:44:51,909 (Lars) Don't worry, the workers will help us. 499 00:44:51,995 --> 00:44:54,533 You see, the truth is... 500 00:44:55,623 --> 00:44:59,074 - we don't actually have any money. - (Muttering) 501 00:45:08,553 --> 00:45:12,385 We may have to defer your next paycheque or...or two. 502 00:45:12,474 --> 00:45:16,092 - (Angry muttering) - So we can pay the mortgage. 503 00:45:16,227 --> 00:45:18,101 It's the missing LaRue! 504 00:45:18,188 --> 00:45:20,857 (Lars) There's no need for violence! 505 00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:26,771 (Lars) Put that thing down. Whoa! 506 00:45:36,039 --> 00:45:37,913 (Banging) 507 00:45:46,758 --> 00:45:50,970 - Ernie! - What's the matter? 508 00:45:51,054 --> 00:45:54,968 Well, the, uh, workers... didn't react very positively. 509 00:45:55,058 --> 00:45:57,845 (Angry shouting) 510 00:45:57,936 --> 00:45:59,430 No? 511 00:45:59,521 --> 00:46:01,727 Uh, what are you doing? 512 00:46:01,815 --> 00:46:05,480 - You could fit through here, right? - What? I guess so. 513 00:46:05,568 --> 00:46:07,644 Come on. (Screams) 514 00:46:09,948 --> 00:46:12,273 (Yells) 515 00:46:12,367 --> 00:46:15,119 But, Lars, that was our last resort! 516 00:46:15,203 --> 00:46:17,990 We'll have to find money someplace else. 517 00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:40,186 Gosh, it's a shame nobody's interested in buying the factory. 518 00:46:40,270 --> 00:46:44,398 Yeah, yeah, it's a shame. But who'd be stupid enough, right? 519 00:46:44,482 --> 00:46:46,973 (Chuckling) Yeah. 520 00:46:53,074 --> 00:46:55,446 (Growling) 521 00:47:16,764 --> 00:47:19,006 - (Snap) - (Yowling) 522 00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:21,009 - (Snapping) - (Yowling) 523 00:47:38,703 --> 00:47:40,992 (Yowling) 524 00:47:42,415 --> 00:47:43,826 (Growling) 525 00:47:58,723 --> 00:48:01,131 (Surprised meow) 526 00:48:06,981 --> 00:48:09,223 (Sad meow) 527 00:48:31,381 --> 00:48:34,916 Ah, you must be...Caesar. 528 00:48:35,009 --> 00:48:37,844 I'm glad you could get here so quickly... 529 00:48:37,929 --> 00:48:39,756 Shh! 530 00:48:54,654 --> 00:48:56,730 (Tapping echoes) 531 00:49:05,790 --> 00:49:07,699 (Sniffs) 532 00:49:10,670 --> 00:49:12,295 You have mice. 533 00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:16,249 He's good. 534 00:49:16,342 --> 00:49:19,129 (Whispering) 5120 Nortondale. 535 00:49:19,220 --> 00:49:21,260 January 4th, 0800 hours. 536 00:49:21,347 --> 00:49:24,467 Don't forget to get toothpaste and Saran Wrap. 537 00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:28,557 We're in sort of a hurry. I wanted to warn you about this mouse. 538 00:49:28,646 --> 00:49:32,347 Yeah! You got asbestos, all right! 539 00:49:32,442 --> 00:49:35,277 I'll bet it's up in the ceiling, mostly! 540 00:49:36,571 --> 00:49:40,818 Shouldn't take me more than a day or two to remove it. 541 00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:43,867 (Silence) 542 00:49:44,662 --> 00:49:49,620 OK, then. Um, uh, so, we're gonna go upstairs! 543 00:49:49,709 --> 00:49:52,793 All right, well, we'll all go upstairs! 544 00:49:52,879 --> 00:49:54,290 Yeah. 545 00:49:56,257 --> 00:49:58,665 OK, then. Yeah. 546 00:50:02,764 --> 00:50:04,591 What are you doing? 547 00:50:06,810 --> 00:50:09,930 - He's not listening any more. - Oh. 548 00:50:10,021 --> 00:50:12,061 Good. Well, you're the expert. 549 00:50:12,148 --> 00:50:15,517 I hope you can take care of this, whatever it takes. 550 00:50:15,610 --> 00:50:18,777 We've been trying to catch this menace all week. 551 00:50:18,863 --> 00:50:20,737 Here's your problem. 552 00:50:20,824 --> 00:50:23,066 Normal people are not... 553 00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:26,610 psychologically equipped to catch mice. 554 00:50:26,704 --> 00:50:30,155 You have to get inside their mind. 555 00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:33,370 You have to know what they want...need. 556 00:50:33,461 --> 00:50:36,248 You have to think like a mouse. 557 00:50:36,339 --> 00:50:39,874 If you can do that... if you can think like a mouse... 558 00:50:39,968 --> 00:50:42,839 you can anticipate their moves. 559 00:50:42,929 --> 00:50:47,093 Then, boom! Sayonara, mouse. 560 00:50:47,183 --> 00:50:50,718 Well, you got some great stuff... 561 00:50:50,812 --> 00:50:53,184 Whoa! Never touch that! 562 00:50:53,273 --> 00:50:54,851 (Screaming) 563 00:50:54,941 --> 00:50:57,859 - All right! - What is it? 564 00:50:58,987 --> 00:51:01,027 The big one. 565 00:51:01,114 --> 00:51:03,819 It's a flea bomb! 566 00:51:03,908 --> 00:51:06,197 Works on mice too. 567 00:51:07,162 --> 00:51:10,863 It better. Because we can't handle any more intrusions. 568 00:51:10,957 --> 00:51:14,706 Sure. That's how you perceive it. 569 00:51:14,794 --> 00:51:17,629 But to that mouse, 570 00:51:17,714 --> 00:51:20,549 you are the intruder. 571 00:51:20,633 --> 00:51:22,590 (Shouting) 572 00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:35,271 We can make enough string to meet our orders. 573 00:51:35,356 --> 00:51:37,265 Just so we can keep the LaRue. 574 00:51:37,358 --> 00:51:40,027 - Good luck. - Wait! Where are you going? 575 00:51:40,111 --> 00:51:41,985 I have to run a little errand. 576 00:51:42,071 --> 00:51:44,644 All you have to do is make $1200 worth. 577 00:51:44,741 --> 00:51:47,576 Light a match, they're frightened by fire! 578 00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,653 (Shouting) 579 00:51:51,664 --> 00:51:53,953 (Straining) 580 00:53:32,599 --> 00:53:34,508 (Screams) 581 00:53:53,536 --> 00:53:55,410 Unsanitary creature. 582 00:53:57,790 --> 00:54:01,704 Defecating...in the dining room. 583 00:54:05,798 --> 00:54:08,716 0915. Evidence found. 584 00:54:12,639 --> 00:54:16,471 Mus communis. Ugh. Male. 585 00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:25,772 Ten to, uh, twelve centimetres long, 586 00:54:27,904 --> 00:54:30,988 with a... hmm... 587 00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:36,696 What's this? A slight calcium deficiency. 588 00:54:37,997 --> 00:54:39,824 That's interesting. 589 00:54:47,048 --> 00:54:50,049 Hi. This is Ernest Smuntz of Smuntz String. 590 00:54:50,135 --> 00:54:52,626 Is this Zeppco lnternational? 591 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:56,469 Vinny? Hi, Vinny. Oh, I'm glad I can call you Vinny. 592 00:54:56,558 --> 00:55:00,259 My brother and I have decided to reconsider your offer. 593 00:55:00,353 --> 00:55:03,556 I'd love to discuss selling our factory to you. 594 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:05,439 Oh, no, not at the office. 595 00:55:05,525 --> 00:55:09,108 How about Ellman Square under the big clock at noon? 596 00:56:16,638 --> 00:56:18,678 (Horn honking) 597 00:56:18,765 --> 00:56:20,639 (Brakes screeching) 598 00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:22,718 (Chiming) 599 00:56:30,819 --> 00:56:32,776 (Knocks) 600 00:56:34,614 --> 00:56:38,943 Uh, you, you must be Mrs Lars Smuntz? 601 00:56:39,035 --> 00:56:42,155 I'm afraid that status is in transition. 602 00:56:42,247 --> 00:56:46,992 Oh, well, is Lars in? I'd like to discuss preparations for the auction. 603 00:56:47,085 --> 00:56:48,959 The auction? 604 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:58,095 (Panting) 605 00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:08,103 Careful, Lars. You might catch a cold. 606 00:57:09,566 --> 00:57:10,977 April! 607 00:57:13,153 --> 00:57:16,356 You look like you could use some warming up. 608 00:57:22,871 --> 00:57:27,533 (Caesar) 1300 hours. I've activated the Squeak Seeker 2000. 609 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:29,997 I'm about to join with the prey. 610 00:57:46,436 --> 00:57:50,303 I'm experiencing malfunction with the screen. Stand by. 611 00:58:00,742 --> 00:58:02,651 Junk. 612 00:58:12,337 --> 00:58:14,294 Nothing works. 613 00:58:51,334 --> 00:58:53,327 Ah, nuts! 614 00:58:54,295 --> 00:58:56,620 (Yelling) 615 00:59:02,178 --> 00:59:04,751 (Yelling) 616 00:59:38,882 --> 00:59:42,749 EKG, a C-spine, a chest x-ray and pelvis. Now move! 617 00:59:42,844 --> 00:59:44,504 $1200... 618 00:59:44,596 --> 00:59:46,802 Mr Smuntz, you've been hit by a bus. 619 00:59:46,890 --> 00:59:49,595 I feel fine. What time is it? 620 00:59:49,684 --> 00:59:52,222 You may have had a concussion. 621 00:59:52,312 --> 00:59:55,646 Doc, I have to get out of here. I still have a chance. 622 00:59:55,732 --> 00:59:57,689 We saved your hat. 623 00:59:57,775 --> 01:00:01,226 - I'm sorry. Are you family? - Yes, we are sisters. 624 01:00:01,321 --> 01:00:04,405 There's some paperwork I need you to fill out. 625 01:00:04,491 --> 01:00:06,199 I don't even know them! 626 01:00:06,284 --> 01:00:08,905 Oh, I'm Hilde, and this is lngrid. 627 01:00:08,995 --> 01:00:13,242 - We are hair models from Belgium. - Belgium. How exotic. 628 01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:18,078 Doc. I need to find a phone before I miss out on the deal of my life. 629 01:00:18,171 --> 01:00:21,172 - He's delirious. - I am not their brother! 630 01:00:21,257 --> 01:00:25,207 - I don't have any sisters! - Are you OK? I came when I heard. 631 01:00:25,303 --> 01:00:27,711 Why are you wearing a pink overcoat? 632 01:00:29,057 --> 01:00:32,758 Because April gave us the $1200! 633 01:00:36,940 --> 01:00:40,641 She gave you the money? She didn't hear about the auction? 634 01:00:40,735 --> 01:00:45,693 I didn't even tell her about the auction until after she took me back. 635 01:00:45,782 --> 01:00:50,823 She just showed up at the factory and begged me to take her. 636 01:00:50,912 --> 01:00:55,373 (Sighs) We made love in a way I've only ever seen in nature films. 637 01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:57,616 Wow. I almost can't believe it. 638 01:00:57,710 --> 01:01:01,708 I can open up another restaurant, you're back with April, 639 01:01:01,798 --> 01:01:05,048 you can even keep that worthless factory. 640 01:01:05,135 --> 01:01:08,302 It's funny you call the factory worthless, 641 01:01:08,388 --> 01:01:12,884 because there's something I probably should have mentioned... 642 01:01:12,976 --> 01:01:16,890 Yeah? Well, I guess I have something to confess too. 643 01:01:18,439 --> 01:01:20,597 Hey, isn't that Caesar's truck? 644 01:01:33,079 --> 01:01:35,700 - Oh, my God! - Caesar! What happened? 645 01:01:35,790 --> 01:01:39,159 - Please, he's not well. - Did you kill the mouse? 646 01:01:39,252 --> 01:01:41,743 What's that? Horse? 647 01:01:41,838 --> 01:01:45,752 Fiendish! I won't eat it. (Yells) 648 01:01:47,510 --> 01:01:51,674 (Clicking teeth and squeaking) 649 01:01:51,764 --> 01:01:53,757 How'd you find him? 650 01:01:53,850 --> 01:01:58,097 911 call. No voice, but we heard screaming in the background. 651 01:01:58,188 --> 01:02:00,726 He was locked in a trunk in the attic. 652 01:02:00,815 --> 01:02:03,187 We'll call you if we get any leads. 653 01:02:19,876 --> 01:02:22,284 (Rewinding) 654 01:02:25,548 --> 01:02:27,422 What's that? 655 01:02:27,509 --> 01:02:30,214 (Footsteps, door creaking) 656 01:02:30,303 --> 01:02:34,515 (Caesar) 'Put that down. What is that?' (Yelling) 657 01:02:34,599 --> 01:02:38,300 (Muffled groaning, crashing) 'That tickles!' 658 01:02:38,394 --> 01:02:40,932 (Screaming, banging) 659 01:02:44,067 --> 01:02:47,732 I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse. 660 01:02:47,821 --> 01:02:49,861 (Crashing) 661 01:02:59,374 --> 01:03:01,248 My kitchen! 662 01:03:08,049 --> 01:03:11,798 Looks like Caesar decided to make himself a sandwich. 663 01:03:13,304 --> 01:03:17,765 (Ernie) Pickles, arugula and capers. 664 01:03:17,851 --> 01:03:21,979 He toasted the side with the cheese... 665 01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:24,139 but not the other side, 666 01:03:24,232 --> 01:03:27,103 so the arugula doesn't wilt. 667 01:03:28,820 --> 01:03:31,145 How did he know that? 668 01:03:41,207 --> 01:03:43,081 - Hello. - Hello. 669 01:03:49,090 --> 01:03:50,501 Ow! 670 01:03:51,968 --> 01:03:53,166 Ow! 671 01:04:02,103 --> 01:04:04,226 (Yells) 672 01:04:05,273 --> 01:04:06,767 Aha! 673 01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:23,365 - Do you see him? - Yeah, I see him. 674 01:04:29,422 --> 01:04:33,254 Lars, I'm stuck! Get me out of here! I can't breathe! 675 01:04:33,384 --> 01:04:37,845 - I-l'll get a flashlight. - Hurry! 676 01:04:38,973 --> 01:04:40,847 (Hissing) 677 01:04:45,146 --> 01:04:47,933 - Here, Ernie, I got it. - I can see that. 678 01:04:49,067 --> 01:04:51,439 Wh... Oh! 679 01:04:51,569 --> 01:04:55,519 Hang on, Ernie. The flashlight's broken. 680 01:05:01,955 --> 01:05:06,000 - OK, Ernie. I got a light. - Great. 681 01:05:08,670 --> 01:05:10,746 (Sniffing) 682 01:05:10,839 --> 01:05:14,125 (Ernie) Lars, do you smell something? 683 01:05:16,678 --> 01:05:18,505 Smells like gas. 684 01:05:21,474 --> 01:05:24,012 (Screaming) 685 01:05:50,295 --> 01:05:52,169 (Lars groaning) 686 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,720 (Strangled groans) 687 01:06:07,187 --> 01:06:09,144 (Whimpering) 688 01:06:25,830 --> 01:06:29,199 (Both whimpering and muttering) 689 01:06:43,056 --> 01:06:45,381 (Lars) What are you gonna do? 690 01:06:45,475 --> 01:06:48,048 Kill that unspeakable thing. 691 01:06:48,144 --> 01:06:50,386 - Come on, Ernie... - Stand back! 692 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,520 I'm a man on a mission! 693 01:06:52,649 --> 01:06:55,935 - This is how accidents happen! - (Laughing) 694 01:06:56,027 --> 01:07:00,606 - Come on, put the gun down. - I'll blow his furry head off. 695 01:07:00,698 --> 01:07:05,407 and splatter his devious mouse brain from here to kingdom come! 696 01:07:05,495 --> 01:07:08,033 No, no! You'll blow a hole in the wall. 697 01:07:08,122 --> 01:07:09,996 It'll be worth it! 698 01:07:10,083 --> 01:07:12,491 Think of the auction! For God's sake! 699 01:07:12,585 --> 01:07:17,212 Think of the money! They'll cut our price if there's bullet holes. 700 01:07:17,298 --> 01:07:20,501 - The money? - Yeah, the money, the moola. 701 01:07:20,593 --> 01:07:24,638 - (Ernie) There he goes. - Shoot! Shoot! 702 01:07:29,144 --> 01:07:33,058 Yes...You hit the piano! You hit the piano... 703 01:07:33,148 --> 01:07:34,773 - Look... - Shh! 704 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:52,078 What are you, crazy? The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! 705 01:07:52,167 --> 01:07:55,168 Give somebody else a chance with that gun. 706 01:07:55,253 --> 01:07:58,669 - You're doing a wonderful job. - (Tin rolling) 707 01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:07,469 Whoa! You got him! 708 01:08:10,643 --> 01:08:12,968 (Laughing) 709 01:08:13,062 --> 01:08:15,635 (Lars) G-g-get him! 710 01:08:18,610 --> 01:08:21,481 - See you in hell, mouse! - (Laughing) 711 01:08:24,574 --> 01:08:26,697 Fire! 712 01:08:53,228 --> 01:08:55,268 God, I hate that mouse! 713 01:08:56,397 --> 01:08:59,481 (Phone ringing) 714 01:09:03,112 --> 01:09:05,947 (Ernie) 'After the beep, start talking.' 715 01:09:06,032 --> 01:09:11,239 (Vinny) 'Mr Smuntz, this is Vinny from Zeppco calling. 716 01:09:11,329 --> 01:09:15,279 'We waited in the square for an hour, but you never showed. 717 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:18,578 'We do not appreciate being treated this way, 718 01:09:18,670 --> 01:09:22,999 'especially after your brother already turned down our offer. 719 01:09:23,091 --> 01:09:25,760 'Consider our proposal withdrawn.' 720 01:09:27,929 --> 01:09:30,005 (Dialling tone) 721 01:09:30,098 --> 01:09:34,096 - Betrayed by my own brother! - Betrayal? 722 01:09:34,185 --> 01:09:39,392 Don't talk to me about betrayal. You should have told me about that offer! 723 01:09:39,482 --> 01:09:43,610 - Half that factory is mine. - And half is mi... 724 01:09:43,695 --> 01:09:47,859 And half is mine, including the half that you tried to sell. 725 01:09:47,949 --> 01:09:50,985 And would have, if it hadn't been for that bus! 726 01:09:51,077 --> 01:09:56,700 Bus? You can't leave well enough alone, can you? You ruin everything! 727 01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:59,578 Me? You...you blame me for this? 728 01:09:59,669 --> 01:10:02,041 Look! You blew a hole in the floor! 729 01:10:02,130 --> 01:10:06,044 I distinctly remember somebody yelling, "Shoot!" 730 01:10:06,134 --> 01:10:08,969 You've never listened to me before! 731 01:10:09,053 --> 01:10:11,046 - And you know why? - Why? 732 01:10:11,139 --> 01:10:14,342 Because I have no respect for you! 733 01:10:14,434 --> 01:10:18,598 Spending your whole life in that stupid factory! 734 01:10:18,688 --> 01:10:20,681 It's tragic. 735 01:10:20,773 --> 01:10:25,684 You think I didn't have ambitions of my own in my life? 736 01:10:25,778 --> 01:10:29,277 - Come on. You loved string. - I didn't love string! 737 01:10:29,365 --> 01:10:33,778 You and Pop were always running something through your fingers. 738 01:10:33,870 --> 01:10:35,910 It didn't matter what I did! 739 01:10:35,997 --> 01:10:39,662 I made a special rack of lamb for his 70th birthday... 740 01:10:39,751 --> 01:10:42,503 - Oh, no! - Yes! You remember. 741 01:10:42,587 --> 01:10:47,628 I slaved over that meal, making sure everything was perfect. 742 01:10:47,717 --> 01:10:52,260 Did he say, "Thanks, Ernie, it was delicious"? No. 743 01:10:52,347 --> 01:10:55,467 He only noticed the string I had tied it with. 744 01:10:58,353 --> 01:11:00,180 He was crazy! 745 01:11:01,397 --> 01:11:03,603 But I still wanted his approval. 746 01:11:03,691 --> 01:11:06,941 I didn't leave, Lars. I was cast out. 747 01:11:08,947 --> 01:11:13,526 There you go again! Blaming everything else but yourself. 748 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:16,116 You think you're a success! Huh? 749 01:11:16,204 --> 01:11:20,700 Well, you...can't...cook! 750 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,163 - I hate you! - And I hate you! 751 01:11:25,255 --> 01:11:27,663 - Not as much as I hate you! - Yeah? 752 01:11:27,757 --> 01:11:29,465 Yeah. Double. Double! 753 01:11:29,551 --> 01:11:33,300 Oh, give me something! I'm gonna brain you! 754 01:11:33,429 --> 01:11:35,303 Here it is! 755 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:37,715 Oh, yeah, give it to me! Go ahead! 756 01:11:41,521 --> 01:11:44,771 (Ernie, laughing) You killed him! 757 01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:48,308 I-l didn't even know he was there! 758 01:11:48,444 --> 01:11:53,272 All the trouble we'd have saved if we'd just thrown fruit at him! 759 01:11:53,366 --> 01:11:55,904 (Lars) Look! H-He's still breathing! 760 01:11:55,994 --> 01:11:58,829 Kill him! Kill him! Find a blunt object! 761 01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:02,447 There. Let him have it. 762 01:12:02,542 --> 01:12:05,080 - I-l... - What are you waiting for? 763 01:12:05,170 --> 01:12:07,578 - I can't just hit him. - Why not? 764 01:12:07,672 --> 01:12:09,830 Well, look at him. He's pathetic. 765 01:12:09,924 --> 01:12:12,332 Pathetic? He's Hitler with a tail. 766 01:12:12,427 --> 01:12:16,721 This is The Omen with whiskers. Nostradamus didn't see this. 767 01:12:16,806 --> 01:12:20,756 - W-well, he's a living thing. - Not for long. Gimme that! 768 01:12:25,148 --> 01:12:27,022 I can't! 769 01:12:27,108 --> 01:12:29,433 (Sobs) God! 770 01:12:30,987 --> 01:12:33,193 Look at him just lying there. 771 01:12:33,323 --> 01:12:36,241 It just doesn't feel very sportsmanlike. 772 01:12:36,326 --> 01:12:38,568 Do something! He's coming to. 773 01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:45,081 (Scratching) 774 01:12:45,168 --> 01:12:48,703 Ah, I forgot to put holes in the box. 775 01:12:49,547 --> 01:12:51,623 (Laughing wickedly) 776 01:13:09,609 --> 01:13:13,025 Hasta la vista, you little rat bastard! 777 01:13:14,447 --> 01:13:19,026 - Come on. We got work to do. - Two days till pay-day, my friend. 778 01:14:11,921 --> 01:14:16,298 It's the architectural find of the decade. Oh, let's go... 779 01:14:17,260 --> 01:14:20,012 - Shall we? - Yes. 780 01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:34,899 - It wasn't easy, but we made it. - Mm-hmm. 781 01:14:34,986 --> 01:14:38,735 Ernie, I want you to have something. 782 01:14:44,412 --> 01:14:46,321 Pop's lucky piece of string. 783 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:52,628 - I'm glad you kept it. - He, uh, he wanted us to share it. 784 01:14:52,712 --> 01:14:54,586 I don't know why, but... 785 01:14:55,632 --> 01:14:58,040 I think if he were here right now, 786 01:14:58,134 --> 01:15:00,127 he'd be proud of you. 787 01:15:01,846 --> 01:15:04,419 I think he'd be proud of us. 788 01:15:09,354 --> 01:15:13,815 Hello, ladies. How magnificent! Welcome! 789 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:17,103 Lars, you remember lngrid and Hilde. 790 01:15:17,195 --> 01:15:18,820 (Both) Hello. 791 01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:22,654 (Ernie) Ladies, your hair is positively biblical! 792 01:15:22,742 --> 01:15:24,818 (Together) Oh, thank you. 793 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:29,324 Well, if you will excuse me, I have to check on my crepes. 794 01:15:35,004 --> 01:15:39,583 Keep the champagne coming. The more they drink, the higher they bid. 795 01:15:39,676 --> 01:15:42,084 You boys put on quite a shindig here. 796 01:15:42,178 --> 01:15:44,586 Thank you so much, Mr Falko. 797 01:15:56,568 --> 01:15:59,652 You know, it would be very, very sad... 798 01:15:59,737 --> 01:16:03,153 if you boys put on this auction and nobody bid. 799 01:16:03,241 --> 01:16:06,776 That would put a real crimp in our evening, but... 800 01:16:06,870 --> 01:16:08,910 there's no danger of that. 801 01:16:08,997 --> 01:16:13,209 I don't know. There's a lot of Eurotrash scarfin' the shrimps. 802 01:16:13,293 --> 01:16:15,167 I tell you what. 803 01:16:15,253 --> 01:16:19,203 You call off the auction...now... 804 01:16:19,299 --> 01:16:22,170 and I will write you a cheque... 805 01:16:22,260 --> 01:16:24,134 for ten millions. 806 01:16:27,974 --> 01:16:31,390 As insanely generous as that is, I have to decline, 807 01:16:31,478 --> 01:16:34,514 but I appreciate your thoughtful concern. 808 01:16:34,606 --> 01:16:36,931 Enjoy the party. 809 01:16:37,025 --> 01:16:39,860 Are you interested in spooling? 810 01:16:39,944 --> 01:16:42,150 Oh, sure. My father... 811 01:16:42,238 --> 01:16:46,022 I mean, my brother and I own a string factory. 812 01:16:46,117 --> 01:16:49,153 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 813 01:16:49,245 --> 01:16:52,910 I would love to see your factory sometime. 814 01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:54,374 Really? 815 01:16:56,878 --> 01:17:01,291 April. What a surprise. Dropping by for no reason, I suppose? 816 01:17:01,382 --> 01:17:05,427 Does a wife need a reason? Oh, are you entertaining? 817 01:17:05,512 --> 01:17:08,299 - You mean "ex-wife"? - Not quite yet. 818 01:17:10,350 --> 01:17:14,679 - Ah, hakuna matata. - This crepe...c'est magnifique. 819 01:17:14,771 --> 01:17:18,472 - The raisins are a nice touch. - Good, aren't they? 820 01:17:19,818 --> 01:17:21,443 Raisins? 821 01:17:43,007 --> 01:17:44,585 (Screams) 822 01:17:46,344 --> 01:17:49,511 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 823 01:17:49,597 --> 01:17:51,922 We are about to start the auction. 824 01:17:54,519 --> 01:17:58,303 I don't know whether to congratulate you or wish you luck. 825 01:17:58,398 --> 01:18:00,556 - Wish us luck! - Hello, April. 826 01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:03,521 - Oh, hello. - Nice to see you again. 827 01:18:03,611 --> 01:18:07,312 - I didn't know you knew our lawyer. - It's just an expression. 828 01:18:11,286 --> 01:18:15,200 Thank you, for joining us for this momentous occasion 829 01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:17,199 the auction of our one item, 830 01:18:18,626 --> 01:18:22,920 - the missing LaRue. - (Applause) 831 01:18:23,006 --> 01:18:27,633 I would like to introduce the owner of this architectural wonder, 832 01:18:27,719 --> 01:18:31,764 - Mr Ernest Smuntz. - (Applause) 833 01:18:44,277 --> 01:18:47,361 Thank you, all, for coming. 834 01:18:47,447 --> 01:18:50,650 When my father left this extraordinary house 835 01:18:50,742 --> 01:18:52,367 to my brother Lars... 836 01:18:57,332 --> 01:19:00,167 and myself, uh, we... 837 01:19:00,251 --> 01:19:04,463 had no idea what surprises were in store for us or... 838 01:19:04,547 --> 01:19:07,003 what was going to happen next. 839 01:19:17,227 --> 01:19:20,726 (Ernie) Uh, when Quincy Thorpe of the, uh... 840 01:19:20,814 --> 01:19:23,566 Historical Society told us of its value, 841 01:19:23,691 --> 01:19:28,270 you, uh...you could have KNOCKED... 842 01:19:30,323 --> 01:19:33,906 us over with a feather. We... 843 01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:38,903 didn't know what...HIT US! (Bangs gavel) 844 01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:44,169 The renovation was exhausting but ultimately rewarding. 845 01:19:44,254 --> 01:19:48,382 - The house was in terrible disrepair - (Murmuring) 846 01:19:48,466 --> 01:19:50,708 but nothing that a few nails... 847 01:19:50,802 --> 01:19:53,210 (Banging) 848 01:20:02,438 --> 01:20:05,724 and old-fashioned elbow grease couldn't fix. 849 01:20:05,817 --> 01:20:09,767 - People are eager to start bidding. - What? The bidding? 850 01:20:09,863 --> 01:20:13,066 - The bidding! - All right. Thank you. 851 01:20:13,158 --> 01:20:17,487 - Thank you, Mr Smuntz. - (Scattered applause) 852 01:20:19,497 --> 01:20:21,988 No matter what happens, keep going. 853 01:20:29,382 --> 01:20:34,589 Built in 1876, the last LaRue in existence has five bedrooms... 854 01:20:34,679 --> 01:20:37,846 - Did you see him? I thought so. - Yes! 855 01:20:37,932 --> 01:20:40,719 - He ate the string. - What? 856 01:20:40,810 --> 01:20:43,645 The string. Pop's lucky string! 857 01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:45,639 The son of a bitch ate it! 858 01:20:45,732 --> 01:20:49,979 - Why didn't you tell me you saw him? - I didn't, but I found this. 859 01:20:50,069 --> 01:20:53,105 - You should have weighed him. - I'm sorry. 860 01:20:55,492 --> 01:20:58,659 - Did you see where it went? - It can't go far. 861 01:20:58,745 --> 01:21:02,196 Well, shall we start the bidding at $1 million? 862 01:21:02,290 --> 01:21:06,751 Now, we all know we're here to bid on the missing LaRue. 863 01:21:06,836 --> 01:21:09,042 Shall we start at $500,000? 864 01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:13,586 $500,000 from the gentleman from Japan. 865 01:21:13,676 --> 01:21:17,721 - Now, can I hear a million? - A million! 866 01:21:19,015 --> 01:21:23,309 - I'll give you one and a half. - I have $1.5 million. Two? 867 01:21:23,394 --> 01:21:26,181 (Gasping) There he is! 868 01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:31,563 (Auctioneer) Ladies and gentleman, all the carpets and tapestries... 869 01:21:31,653 --> 01:21:35,603 - are from Northern Turkey. - Oh! 870 01:21:35,698 --> 01:21:40,407 Now, can I have an advance on 1.5? May I have two? 871 01:21:40,495 --> 01:21:44,160 Can I have two, ladies and gentlemen? 872 01:21:44,249 --> 01:21:47,416 - Two million! - I have $2 million. 873 01:21:49,504 --> 01:21:54,047 I have $2 million, ladies and gentlemen. Can I have an advance? 874 01:21:54,134 --> 01:21:56,755 Can I have an advance on $2 million? 875 01:21:56,845 --> 01:22:01,057 I'd like to draw your attention to the Lincrusia details... 876 01:22:01,141 --> 01:22:05,850 of the gold and silver-leafed copper and pewter. 877 01:22:05,937 --> 01:22:11,014 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have an advance? An advance on $2 million. 878 01:22:11,109 --> 01:22:15,321 May I hear $3 million? I have three from the lady from New York City. 879 01:22:15,405 --> 01:22:19,901 - What are you doing? - Uh, uh, uh...nothing! 880 01:22:19,993 --> 01:22:22,698 Get your hand out of there immediately! 881 01:22:25,957 --> 01:22:28,115 Wait! Wait just a minute! 882 01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:31,792 - Wait! - Now, may I hear $4 million? 883 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:34,632 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 884 01:22:35,758 --> 01:22:37,418 (Man) Four million. 885 01:22:37,510 --> 01:22:40,001 - Ooh! - $4 million from the gentleman. 886 01:22:40,096 --> 01:22:42,005 I got it! 887 01:22:46,144 --> 01:22:50,640 Uh, the sheikh bids $5 million. Thank you, sir. I have $5 million. 888 01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:54,231 - $5 million. - (Hysterical laughing) 889 01:22:54,319 --> 01:22:58,613 Any advance on $5 million? Ladies and gentlemen, $5 million. 890 01:22:58,698 --> 01:23:03,159 An advance? Ladies and gentlemen, it's the missing LaRue. 891 01:23:03,244 --> 01:23:06,613 The bidding stands at $5 million. 892 01:23:06,706 --> 01:23:08,533 (Lars) I've got you now! 893 01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:12,208 - Hold on tight, I'll get it out. - (Unzips) 894 01:23:12,295 --> 01:23:15,047 Uh, $5 million for the missing LaRue. 895 01:23:15,131 --> 01:23:18,132 - Have you got it yet? - I'm not sure. 896 01:23:18,218 --> 01:23:22,714 Ladies and gentlemen, will someone give me $6 million? 897 01:23:22,806 --> 01:23:25,558 - Six million. - Thank you, sir. 898 01:23:25,642 --> 01:23:28,976 Hilde, the spool is smoking! 899 01:23:29,062 --> 01:23:33,938 May I have an advance? An advance, ladies and gentlemen. 900 01:23:34,025 --> 01:23:36,231 Can I have an advance on six? 901 01:23:36,319 --> 01:23:39,024 The bidding stands at $6 million. 902 01:23:39,113 --> 01:23:41,865 - $7 million. - $7 million. Thank you. 903 01:23:41,950 --> 01:23:45,200 - Any advance on seven? - (Laughs) 904 01:23:51,376 --> 01:23:53,001 (Screaming) 905 01:23:54,712 --> 01:23:58,330 Keep her away from the walls! The house is priceless! 906 01:23:58,424 --> 01:24:00,749 C-c-can I have 7.5? 907 01:24:00,844 --> 01:24:03,513 (Confused shouts) 908 01:24:03,596 --> 01:24:06,799 I have $8 million over there. 909 01:24:06,891 --> 01:24:10,225 $8 million going once, $8 million going twice... 910 01:24:10,353 --> 01:24:13,722 $8 million?! You should have taken the cheque! 911 01:24:13,815 --> 01:24:16,567 You shut up! You... 912 01:24:16,651 --> 01:24:19,985 - Ten millions! - $10 million. Can I have 11? 913 01:24:20,071 --> 01:24:23,238 $11 million from the gentleman from Japan. 914 01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:25,613 - (All shrieking) - 12. 13. 14. 15. 915 01:24:25,702 --> 01:24:27,244 Aha! 916 01:24:27,328 --> 01:24:30,531 - $16 million from Ernie Smuntz. - No! 917 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:34,876 - 17 million! - $17 million. Thank you, sir. 918 01:24:34,961 --> 01:24:36,835 Any advance on 17? 919 01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:48,924 Good idea. 920 01:24:53,438 --> 01:24:57,222 When I say, turn it on full blast. We'll flush him out. 921 01:24:59,736 --> 01:25:01,444 Now! 922 01:25:07,869 --> 01:25:11,487 - $18 million. - $18 million from the lady. 923 01:25:11,581 --> 01:25:14,119 You don't have that kind of money. 924 01:25:17,795 --> 01:25:19,622 - Ernie? - Not now. 925 01:25:25,178 --> 01:25:29,258 - 20 millions. - 20 million. Can I hear 21? 926 01:25:49,202 --> 01:25:51,574 $21 million from the gentleman. 927 01:25:56,209 --> 01:25:59,874 - Any advance? - 22 million. That's my last offer. 928 01:26:04,092 --> 01:26:06,168 22 million going once... 929 01:26:09,305 --> 01:26:13,350 - 25 millions. - $25 million dollars. 930 01:26:17,063 --> 01:26:20,847 Thank you, sir. $25 million. 931 01:26:23,361 --> 01:26:27,228 The bidding stands at $25 million. Do I have an advance? 932 01:26:29,075 --> 01:26:31,827 $25 million going once, 933 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:36,203 $25 million going twice... 934 01:26:43,882 --> 01:26:47,168 (All screaming) 935 01:27:02,859 --> 01:27:04,733 Going...going... 936 01:27:04,819 --> 01:27:07,227 (lndistinct grumbling) 937 01:27:09,324 --> 01:27:11,815 Hey! Don't go! 938 01:27:13,244 --> 01:27:16,447 The water was just a... 939 01:27:16,539 --> 01:27:19,410 a demonstration of... of how durable... 940 01:27:19,501 --> 01:27:22,502 a LaRue really is. 941 01:27:22,587 --> 01:27:24,829 How about that? 942 01:27:24,923 --> 01:27:28,506 Now you know this house will last forever. 943 01:27:44,317 --> 01:27:47,935 (Laughing) 944 01:28:37,954 --> 01:28:42,283 - Pop's lucky string. - I guess we got him. 945 01:28:44,836 --> 01:28:47,327 Yeah, I guess we did. 946 01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:41,180 (Snoring) 947 01:29:57,450 --> 01:29:59,490 (Machinery starting) 948 01:30:15,885 --> 01:30:17,794 What was that? 949 01:30:30,483 --> 01:30:32,641 Lars! Look! 950 01:31:04,684 --> 01:31:06,842 It's string. 951 01:31:14,110 --> 01:31:15,984 It's cheese. 952 01:31:42,847 --> 01:31:48,090 The factory has been retrofitted to manufacture cheese-based products. 953 01:31:48,186 --> 01:31:52,433 - I see. - This is our new lactose-free line. 954 01:31:52,524 --> 01:31:55,395 - What is that? - That's quality control. 955 01:31:56,736 --> 01:31:58,610 Here you go. Knock yourself out. 956 01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:03,691 Oh. No good, huh? Otis, more curry. 957 01:32:03,785 --> 01:32:05,694 OK. Try this one. 958 01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:12,501 Huh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? 959 01:32:12,585 --> 01:32:15,372 I've got an idea for a caviar-brie swirl 960 01:32:15,463 --> 01:32:18,084 and peanut butter and jelly for kids. 961 01:32:18,174 --> 01:32:21,175 But I really want to talk about marketing. 962 01:32:21,261 --> 01:32:23,419 You should be our spokesperson. 963 01:32:23,513 --> 01:32:27,463 I know some people who've used a mouse as a spokesperson. 964 01:32:27,559 --> 01:32:33,146 You see, I want to turn this into the string cheese factory of tomorrow...72148

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