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First love.
We've all been through it.
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It can really take a hold of you.
Make you do some pretty crazy things.
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They remind me of my first love.
But...
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Imogen would never wear
that much jewelry.
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And I wouldn't be caught dead
in shoes like that.
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-Your coffee. I'm sorry about the wait.
-Thanks.
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I remember when I first met her.
It was in this...
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cool dive we used
to hang out at.
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I guess we thought it was cool
because they didn't check IDs, but...
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Anyway...
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she sure looked great
that night.
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There's no way! No way!
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No way!
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There's no way!
No way.
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Get outta here!
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-Totally true.
-You're such a liar.
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-They'd never had anyone so talented.
-They said that? For real?
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-They want to put me under contract.
-You did it with a chick...
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somebody filmed. I can go to the store
and rent it. You got paid US$2,5OO?
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-Right, but they will tax that.
-This is the most uncanny thing...
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...I've ever heard of.
-She's supposed to stop by later.
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-Who?
-My co-star.
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Hold on! You're telling me, the one
that you hot-housed in the movie...
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...is coming here tonight?
-Are you two going out now?
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She's cool, but I'm not into dating
people at the office.
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Wait. Just hold it. Monk, c'mon,
you gotta break me into this business.
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Look at me and then look at you.
I'm far better looking.
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No doubt in my mind
that you are, my friend.
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But I'm afraid
you're way too small.
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Get outta here.
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I got it. And I can outlast anyone
in this goddamn town!
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-Then take a challenge.
-Let's go!
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New freshman. Name's Lana.
She's always grabby.
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Loves fooling around.
Go get lit with her...
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and take her back to the dorm. I'll be
in Al's bunk, so she won't see me.
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If you don't show, you have to buy me
an all-you-can-eat sushi dinner.
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-When I win?
-Then I'll get you an audition.
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You got yourself a bet.
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You ever heard of that
drinking game, "Quarters"?
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Where am I going to sleep?
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With that freshman.
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-"She's Got You".
-What?
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-It's a better pick than "Crazy".
-Depends on your mood, I guess.
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-Do you like Patsy Cline?
-Yeah! Patsy, Billie, Joni.
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All the great female singers.
My mom's influence. She spins.
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-Get out of here!
-Been a DJ her whole life.
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You can't watch me pick, okay?
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Okay.
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I had to choose dance stuff because
this place needs friction.
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-I'm Imogen.
-Imogen?
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-My mom picked it out of a name book.
-Practical.
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I'm Al.
Alfred Connelly.
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-Are you a junior?
-Sophomore. Are you a soph...?
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Are you a freshman?
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-This is a great pick for adrenaline.
-Have to endorphinize.
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Later.
Singing, baby.
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That guy looks like Jim Morrison,
from The Doors.
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His name is Jim Morrison.
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You okay?
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That's what I get for drinking
in between drinks.
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Wait.
Got to come up for air.
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We're going to the Cat
and Mouse tavern. Coming?
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-I see you with the twig in the corner.
-The frat boy without a frat.
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-Al, this is Lana. Lana, Al.
-Hey you, Aley.
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I'm going back to twig boy and then
we're going out. So, later.
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She's really cool once you get to
know her. Do you wanna come?
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I'd like to, but you should go
rage with the freshmen.
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-I have my internship tomorrow.
-Doing what?
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My dad has a cooking show,
so I'm learning about TV.
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But I kinda would really like
to be a cook myself.
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-Is he the chef?
-He's Chef Ray.
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Your dad is Chef Ray?
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Now Al, I want you to get this.
You cut into a piece of Jarlsberg...
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you do not abuse the rind.
You don't say...
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well, the rind is an inch big,
so I'm just gonna cut and chuck it.
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You cut at the edge,
right here.
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You know how much you're gonna
save? Are you seeing this?
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You start adding these up,
that's fondue for a nation, buddy.
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-Yes, Daddy.
-"Yes, Daddy". You are so smart.
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My mom gave me one of his books. She
actually thinks I'm gonna cook here.
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Imogen!
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I'm in Sullivan's if you wanna come
over and listen to music sometime.
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I'd like that.
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Skinny. Do you know where
the man they call Horse is?
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Monk?
Actually, he just left.
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Well, I guess that
just leaves you and me.
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-So you're in the business too?
-No. No.
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-I'm Al. Monk's room-mate.
-Al, Monk's room-mate...
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...buy Cyrus a drink.
-A friend of his is a friend of mine.
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-She'll have a...
-An Old-Fashioned.
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And a beer.
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So...
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...what kind of name is Cyrus?
-A man's.
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Can I ask you a favor, Al?
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Pass this to the Ox.
He's expecting it.
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-Do you go to school with us?
-I was at the MIT doing chemistry.
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-And?
-And...
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I'm taking a break
to explore myself.
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Kinda like taking a break
to find yourself?
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I'm looking to share myself.
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And it looks like the
Sixties are in town.
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Come on, you guys.
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You're the cutest one
in New York.
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I got the most incredible rush
when I hugged him that night.
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But as a freshman I made a rule
for myself: no boyfriends.
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In high school, I was always in
relationships. For the first time...
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I just wanted to be free to have a good
time. But after seeing him in the bar...
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What can I say?
I couldn't help myself.
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I thought for sure
he wasn't interested.
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But when I saw him in the courtyard,
I knew I had to throw away all rules.
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Monk...
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-What's going on?
-I got action.
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That sounds good.
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It was poetry, Al. The kind that makes
you think about the first time.
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Hicks, cut the crap. Look,
what's going on? And who's in there?
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-We get naked.
-And then what?
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-She did it.
-Did what?
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-I couldn't believe it.
-Believe what?
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-It had never happened to me before.
-What happened?
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She...
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she...
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she shoved...
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her finger in my butt.
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-In my... you know.
-My God.
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My God!
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Does this mean I'm gay?
Am I gay?
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-Then again...
-Shut up.
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I saw the film last night.
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It's not bad.
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That chariot sequence must've
been kind of tricky.
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That old and still in love.
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-You ever been in love?
-Sarah. All through high school.
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Tingles and everything.
Lost my virginity to her.
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-But that's all extinct.
-Why?
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Because it happens.
It's a probable fatality.
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-How old are we?
-2O.
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We don't need love in our lives.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Hung over?
-It's ghastly.
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Usually my parents never let me
drink more than two. Come in.
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-Nice to have a single.
-It's the only lottery I've never won.
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Something sacred.
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Thank you.
Cake is my world.
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I feel like I should pay admission.
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These are really, really good.
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Why, thank you.
I'm not gonna major in it, though.
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Why not?
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I was supposed to go to the
Art Institute in San Francisco. But...
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my parents think that fine arts is for
graduate study, or something to do...
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on weekends.
Did you always wanna be a chef?
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Actually, when I was younger I kind
of wanted to be a singer-songwriter.
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-Me too.
-Really?
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-But I've absolutely no musical talent.
-Me neither.
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But that's how I found painting.
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Come here. Let me show
you my album covers.
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See?
I would paint myself in them.
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These are so good!
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-Sister?
-No, I'm an only child.
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-Me too.
-We're prime for psychoanalysis.
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-Tell me about it.
-So can I psychoanalyze you?
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Sure.
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Childhood: good or bad?
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-Good and bad.
-Favorite foods?
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This is such an intense
subject for me.
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Fish. I love fish.
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-Have you ever been to Oceana?
-No.
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It's the most amazing restaurant.
It's truly religious.
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-Vices?
-Sleeping, beer, wine, cheese.
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Cigarettes, fashion magazines...
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TV, chocolate...
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...underachievers.
-You're single though, right?
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-It's supposed to be about you, not me.
-It's been about you a little bit.
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Who was your first kiss?
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-I don't know her name.
-What?
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I was twelve.
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I'd just finished at the dentist,
who had Novocained my whole mouth.
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My mom was supposed to pick me up.
And this lady comes out of this shop.
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And she dropped something
out of her pocket. A ring.
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I picked it up.
I tried to call out to her...
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but my mouth wasn't opening
too much and it was all slurred.
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She smiled.
So finally...
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I gave it to her.
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And then she kissed me.
A real kiss.
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And even though I couldn't feel
anything, I got excited.
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-Such a weird story.
-It was weird.
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But then I felt powerful,
like I could kiss anybody.
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How about you?
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-I was eleven. My gym partner.
-You kiss like a fish.
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He was a jerk.
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-Some people like that kind of thing.
-Not when you're eleven and a half.
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00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,137
What kind of girls did you
date in high school?
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First there was Megan Brokski,
a tenth-grade cheerleader.
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Go, Al!
My cute little beau!
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Take me out
for a good time, yo!
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Then there was Faith Keenan,
the eleventh-grade klepto.
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Here, hide these.
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And Haley Heller, the
twelfth-grade science prodigy.
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Look at this rare slug
I found in your garden.
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-How about you?
-There was Ted McGurran.
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-He was allergic to me.
-We can work things out.
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Gabe Stiano. New Age
freak with the crystal.
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If you hold this, things
will work out. I know it.
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And Ricky James.
But my dog didn't like him.
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So, can you make
any conclusions, doctor?
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And why not?
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-Because I need to know the rest.
-Have you ever been to India?
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I just knew she'd appreciate
a place like this.
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I just felt completely
comfortable with him.
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-Do I have anything in my teeth?
-No.
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Do l?
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What?
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She even stuck around while I got
some secret cooking tips.
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His passion for food
was adorable.
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And there, in the middle of the park,
we had our first kiss.
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That kiss belongs in a box so I
can show my grandkids one day.
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Can I use your bathroom?
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-Can you smell the essence, Emogin?
-Imogen.
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-Imogen.
-Yes, it's very nice.
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You know, it's like in music.
You know how tone is intangible?
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This is tone, except to the palate.
It is so powerful.
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Easy, tiger! We don't want her to think
we're part of some epicurean cult.
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All right, I need the pepper now.
Right now. A little sprinkle, okay?
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That's a shower,
not a sprinkle.
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You have to learn to live
in the in-between.
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So, how long have you
guys been together?
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-Two months.
-And a week.
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-But, who's counting?
-Do you have a song?
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-Actually, no.
-Not yet.
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-But everybody should have a song.
-We have a song.
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I'm not going to sing it.
231
00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:59,259
I got a great idea. Why don't I show
Imogen my record collection?
232
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:03,229
Then you can pick out a track. And
I can dedicate it to you on the air.
233
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,366
This is perfect, come here.
I keep everything upstairs.
234
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:11,838
Alfred, she is adorable.
Get back to those potatoes.
235
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:22,082
-What song did my mom suggest?
-Something personal and timeless.
236
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,750
-A classic.
-So...
237
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,821
-"You Can Be My Bitch", by Master B?
-The live version or radio edit?
238
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,690
Live, since he burns the stage down
and starts a riot.
239
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,226
Nice.
Very nice.
240
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,899
-How about "Endless Love"?
-Doesn't one of them die in the end?
241
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,236
Good point.
242
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,908
-I've got it.
-What?
243
00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:57,117
A little soul
is necessary in life.
244
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,148
Excuse me.
245
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:13,927
-Stick with the painting thing, please.
-Sometimes you just got to loosen up.
246
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,599
Can't be an old man.
247
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:26,940
You rock!
248
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,676
You know, I taught her that.
249
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:34,447
All right, maybe I had
to loosen up a little.
250
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:38,718
So I volunteered
for her art project.
251
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,490
-This sucks.
-Don't move an inch.
252
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:47,660
-You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
-More than you know.
253
00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:55,201
As you've heard many times
before right here...
254
00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:59,172
you're not prepared to cook vegetables
unless you're prepared to pick them.
255
00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:03,977
You don' t just ask anybody to dance.
You ask the girl that looks good to you.
256
00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:07,480
Now, what's wrong
with this picture?
257
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,917
This lady has had
a night of self-indulgence.
258
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,319
You don't take her home
to your mom.
259
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:19,059
This is perfection.
"P" for perfect.
260
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,728
No detergents
smelling up her aroma.
261
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,597
No bruises shading her figure.
262
00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:28,401
No, this is perfect. Wait!
Where is Al?
263
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,770
Alfred?
264
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:35,742
There he is. Al, my son.
Al, come out here. Come on.
265
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,712
Don't dawdle. These people
have got places do go.
266
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,780
My son, Al,
ladies and gentlemen.
267
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:47,721
He's going to be a chef too.
He's so cute.
268
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:52,592
Feel that. You tell me,
is that perfection?
269
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,362
Yeah, it's pretty ripe.
270
00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:59,232
Al knows how to pick perfection.
How do I know?
271
00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:04,738
Because she's in the audience
right now. And she is a tomato.
272
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:09,109
Imogen. I said it right this time.
Stand up, honey.
273
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:13,446
Stand up. Come on.
There she is.
274
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,818
-Say hello to your parents.
-Hi.
275
00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:23,890
-Did you pick perfection or what?
-Yeah, dad. She's perfect for me.
276
00:25:39,139 --> 00:25:43,910
When you're falling in love, sometimes
one night makes it complete.
277
00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:46,479
In our case, it was my birthday.
278
00:25:49,149 --> 00:25:51,918
Imogen went all out.
279
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:03,029
"Find the other candle."
280
00:26:04,097 --> 00:26:05,799
The other candle?
281
00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:33,360
Happy birthday.
282
00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:57,450
-You look...
-You like?
283
00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:02,589
-I like it a lot.
-Good.
284
00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:06,926
-Where are we?
-I wanted this night to be special.
285
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:10,797
I wanted to share something that's
important to me with you.
286
00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:14,367
This is my favorite place
in New York. I come here a lot...
287
00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:18,438
if I'm feeling down or homesick,
or if I just need a little inspiration.
288
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,807
This place has real soul.
289
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:24,978
It's not like those cheesy art galleries
which have T-shirts and postcards.
290
00:27:25,178 --> 00:27:27,180
This is why I want
to be an artist.
291
00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,917
Here, come on.
292
00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:34,688
They're all so beautiful.
293
00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:39,259
I don't know much about art.
I kind of stopped with finger-painting.
294
00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:43,096
But I like this...
295
00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:47,367
...blurry one.
-It's impressionistic.
296
00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:50,870
It's not about how you see the world.
It's how the artist sees it.
297
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,341
It's somehow completely personal.
298
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,510
What do you see in this?
299
00:28:01,281 --> 00:28:03,516
-Morning?
-Morning.
300
00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:09,189
Well, yeah. See, because all the
colors, the oranges and yellows...
301
00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:13,126
it kinda reminds me of
two people having eggs.
302
00:28:14,728 --> 00:28:17,630
-I don' t know.
-Do you see what the artist did...
303
00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,899
with the way the colors
blend with the light?
304
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:23,336
And the brush technique says
something about the ambiance.
305
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:26,906
It sets a mood with
its luminous tones...
306
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:31,378
and brilliant colors.
It's really just a moment captured...
307
00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:34,047
but in away that
makes it feel...
308
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:36,649
alive.
309
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,089
You make me feel alive.
310
00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:58,038
This is the best birthday
I've ever had.
311
00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:01,007
There's more upstairs.
312
00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:33,540
I'm falling in love with you.
313
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:39,646
I love you.
314
00:29:45,518 --> 00:29:50,957
-What about foreplay?
-We've had it for 3 months. Relax.
315
00:29:54,928 --> 00:29:58,998
It'll never be that
fast again. I promise.
316
00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:06,439
Look, I was really nervous
that first night...
317
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,342
but I think I more than made up
for it the second time.
318
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,611
He really did make up for it.
319
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,147
And the cake was
a perfect encore.
320
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:17,117
She used to do
the cutest things...
321
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,887
Like scratching my stomach
when she wanted it in the morning.
322
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:27,327
Understandably, we'd have to keep
our faces from each other.
323
00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:30,130
Morning breath is a killer.
324
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:37,337
Of course, when he wanted it
in the morning he wasn't so subtle.
325
00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:46,279
-But those were the best days.
-The honeymoon days...
326
00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:48,748
-Where nothing mattered.
-Nothing but us.
327
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,950
But it wouldn't be long before
the year was over ...
328
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:55,422
-I was going to France that summer.
-I told her it's only France, 3 months.
329
00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:58,391
-It wouldn't be so bad.
-I didn't want to leave.
330
00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:02,228
I didn't want the year to end.
It was the best year of my life.
331
00:31:02,429 --> 00:31:04,898
I'm in love.
332
00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:12,272
-Tingles and everything?
-Yeah, tingles and everything.
333
00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:17,677
Love is a hoax. Our emotions are
all provoked by chemical reactions.
334
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:20,580
It creates this euphoria
that makes you stupid.
335
00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:25,518
It's all biochemistry. Trust me.
It was my major.
336
00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:29,789
I'm afraid it's true, Al.
All romantics are simply addicts.
337
00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:33,626
You guys just need to experience
something of substance.
338
00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:36,496
-Then you'll know my language.
-Prove this love.
339
00:31:36,696 --> 00:31:39,899
You speak of its power.
Why not show us?
340
00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:46,306
One of these is love,
the other, illusion.
341
00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:50,577
Drink each and choose,
but choose wisely...
342
00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:53,146
for there is no second chance.
343
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,849
You cannot have a test
without a wager.
344
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,119
Point taken.
345
00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:03,656
If you fail, you have to be an extra
in the picture tomorrow night.
346
00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:06,059
-And if I win?
-Then I'll buy you...
347
00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:10,597
...an all-you-can-eat sushi dinner.
-I don't want all the sushi I can eat!
348
00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:13,767
Trust me, you will.
Now drink.
349
00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:29,549
Chop-chop.
350
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,227
The second one.
351
00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:45,498
-You're certain?
-I'm positive.
352
00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:51,371
This is love.
You chose illusion.
353
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:56,876
I... I didn't.
It's love, I know it.
354
00:32:57,077 --> 00:33:00,447
Call us at 9 PM, baby.
Be ready to shine.
355
00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:03,350
There's a party in 4O6.
Want to go?
356
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:07,587
I'm your friend so it's my duty
to warn you.
357
00:33:07,787 --> 00:33:13,626
Soon those tingles will disappear
and you won't know what hit you.
358
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:27,307
Actually, I'm not going
to be around tonight.
359
00:33:27,507 --> 00:33:29,776
No? Why?
360
00:33:30,877 --> 00:33:34,147
I promised Monk I'd be en extra
in a film he's directing.
361
00:33:35,048 --> 00:33:36,916
What?
362
00:33:37,117 --> 00:33:39,886
I promised Monk I'd be an extra
in a film he's directing.
363
00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:44,791
-You'll be an extra in a porno movie?
-An epic. They reinvented the genre.
364
00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:47,160
-You're not going...
-No.
365
00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:51,131
Besides, they're
paying me fifty bucks.
366
00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:53,767
You'd rather be on
a movie set than...?
367
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:59,339
It's a battle scene and
the regular extras are on strike.
368
00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:02,909
I'm leaving for France in two weeks
and instead of sleeping with me...
369
00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:05,979
you'd rather be a day-player
in some flick?
370
00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:11,217
-It's an extra. It's a pay difference.
-Fine. This way we have it.
371
00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:14,220
You can decide if we eat it too.
372
00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:22,829
Action!
373
00:34:36,776 --> 00:34:40,980
Watching Monk prepare to lead his
troops into battle, I kept wondering...
374
00:34:41,848 --> 00:34:46,986
what was I doing?
I chose this over Imogen?
375
00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:54,928
All I wanted to do was see her.
376
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:01,768
To be with her.
377
00:35:59,859 --> 00:36:02,462
When you have moments
like that one...
378
00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:05,699
you can't even imagine
it won't stay that way.
379
00:36:07,067 --> 00:36:09,369
Look at those two.
380
00:36:11,638 --> 00:36:14,307
They can't keep their hands
off each other.
381
00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:17,877
I'll bet you they think they'll
always be that happy.
382
00:36:19,946 --> 00:36:22,182
I have some errands to run.
383
00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:52,679
So Imogen ended up going to France
for the summer.
384
00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:57,017
Remember how I told her it was just
France and three months?
385
00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:01,521
It turns out that whole distance thing
was a little harder than I thought.
386
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:51,071
Welcome back.
387
00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:10,890
So, what do you think?
388
00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:14,527
Very beefy, Eddie.
389
00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:20,367
-What's with the Mullet cut?
-This? It's pretty cool, right?
390
00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:24,738
These are coming back.
391
00:38:25,972 --> 00:38:28,308
They are, just you wait.
392
00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,926
-Your eyes are open.
-So?
393
00:38:47,127 --> 00:38:50,897
-That's weird.
-Is it? Let me see.
394
00:38:52,799 --> 00:38:55,769
-That is weird.
-Too weird.
395
00:38:55,969 --> 00:39:00,840
Why? Don't you want to watch me,
watch my eyes while I kiss you?
396
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:05,879
-Isn't it better with the eyes closed?
-It depends on your mood, I guess.
397
00:39:10,517 --> 00:39:12,519
-Stop.
-Why?
398
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,922
-What?
-I don't know.
399
00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:20,760
-You like it?
-I don't know, it's different.
400
00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:36,976
This needs to go upstairs
for approval.
401
00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:41,081
So I'm in France for the summer. I've
spent summer there since I was a kid.
402
00:39:41,348 --> 00:39:45,518
I'm meeting my dad's relatives in Nice,
clubbing with friends in Saint-Tropez.
403
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,289
I even took that funny-looking boat to
Corsica. I was having so much fun.
404
00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:51,291
Did I miss Al?
Absolutely.
405
00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:55,028
He was all I talked about with friends.
Then my cousin Maeva asked me:
406
00:39:56,496 --> 00:40:00,066
-And I said: "What?"
-Married. Are you going to be married?
407
00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:03,336
Of course not.
I'm only nineteen years old.
408
00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:08,608
So now I'm back and lying in his arms.
It's so nice to back in those arms.
409
00:40:08,808 --> 00:40:13,747
We're kissing and all I could think of
was that word: married.
410
00:40:13,947 --> 00:40:16,649
And I started getting
really confused.
411
00:40:16,816 --> 00:40:19,986
And my new room-mate
only offered, well...
412
00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:25,658
...other distractions.
-Put this on. It's a doobie cap.
413
00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:29,429
It, like, totally intensifies it.
414
00:40:30,296 --> 00:40:34,401
Like, the pores in your head...
415
00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:36,770
I don't know.
416
00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:41,708
It just holds the smoke in your head
for, like, a lot longer.
417
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,678
It's so right.
418
00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:55,088
Thank you.
I am so proud of you.
419
00:40:55,288 --> 00:40:57,991
You did such a great job
on the show.
420
00:40:58,191 --> 00:41:02,228
Everybody loves you.
You worked so hard.
421
00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:05,031
You're going to be a senior.
422
00:41:08,668 --> 00:41:10,437
So?
423
00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:13,907
Don't you think you should get your
butt into gear? You have a future.
424
00:41:14,107 --> 00:41:18,111
I plan on going to the French
Culinary Institute after I graduate.
425
00:41:18,378 --> 00:41:20,947
That's a very smart move.
426
00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:25,051
-I think I might have a smarter one.
-What?
427
00:41:25,919 --> 00:41:28,488
I think we should do a show together.
Don't you think...
428
00:41:28,688 --> 00:41:31,358
a father and son show
would be a great hook?
429
00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:34,828
-What is it?
-You watch TV, right?
430
00:41:35,028 --> 00:41:37,897
-What kind of shows do you watch?
-Talk-shows.
431
00:41:38,098 --> 00:41:39,666
Right, what else?
432
00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:42,669
-Enjoy it.
-"Cops".
433
00:41:42,902 --> 00:41:46,639
So I say we do a reality
cooking show.
434
00:41:48,141 --> 00:41:49,709
Explain.
435
00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:53,646
Are you sitting down?
It's called "Cooks".
436
00:41:54,047 --> 00:41:56,750
Now, imagine a truck, a big rig.
437
00:41:56,950 --> 00:42:00,387
And it is stock piled with food
and wines and spices.
438
00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,889
We travel around the country,
just you and me.
439
00:42:03,156 --> 00:42:06,559
I do the driving.
I call the shots.
440
00:42:06,726 --> 00:42:10,797
We drive all over the country and we
come to homes. Average homes.
441
00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:14,067
Go! Go! Go!
442
00:42:14,267 --> 00:42:18,038
At the homes we rush in and say:
"We're going to make you dinner."
443
00:42:18,238 --> 00:42:22,008
We use the exciting style of all those
shows. Shaky camera and everything.
444
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:26,179
We've got a SWAT guy hold the mat
gun point so they can't runaway.
445
00:42:26,446 --> 00:42:31,217
While we're in the kitchen, we say:
"What kind of meal would you like?"
446
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:34,120
-Chateaubriand?
-And then we cook.
447
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,790
But while we're cooking,
we teach.
448
00:42:37,157 --> 00:42:39,292
-If we need something special...
-Garlic!
449
00:42:39,659 --> 00:42:44,397
...a meat, a fish, a cheese, everyone
likes cheese... you got the truck.
450
00:42:44,597 --> 00:42:45,899
It's bread!
451
00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:48,501
Every week a new cuisine.
Every week...
452
00:42:48,702 --> 00:42:52,439
a new home.
What do you think?
453
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,377
-Sounds like a winner, Dad.
-What's wrong?
454
00:43:03,616 --> 00:43:06,686
-Imogen.
-No.
455
00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:15,061
Things locked inside become cancer.
Do you know what a cancer does?
456
00:43:15,261 --> 00:43:19,766
Costs a lot of money to treat.
I'm sorry. It's just...
457
00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:23,937
she's been back awhile now
and it's not the same.
458
00:43:24,237 --> 00:43:27,307
It's all about growing up
and growing together.
459
00:43:27,507 --> 00:43:30,810
It's all about growing old
and growing apart.
460
00:43:31,011 --> 00:43:37,017
Excuse me. It takes work, Al. So,
either you do the work or you get out.
461
00:43:49,462 --> 00:43:51,531
That one's no good.
462
00:43:56,169 --> 00:44:00,240
When guys drift from their loved ones
they sometimes drift toward...
463
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,576
how should I put this?
Less productive pursuits.
464
00:44:11,551 --> 00:44:13,386
What's up?
465
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,990
Monk called.
Having people over.
466
00:44:17,190 --> 00:44:19,726
I got a mid-term in the morning.
467
00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:28,301
-He left this for you.
-You're lame, man.
468
00:44:30,837 --> 00:44:34,107
Don't mess with these guns!
Don't mess with them!
469
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:45,819
You may be pretty, buff. But you look
a little bit like a Solid Gold dancer.
470
00:44:54,427 --> 00:44:57,230
But my dad was right.
You gotta do the work.
471
00:44:57,497 --> 00:44:59,399
So, I thought a day
in the country...
472
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:02,869
along with my famous smoked salmon
would help turn things around.
473
00:45:15,648 --> 00:45:17,517
Is this cheese fat-free, yo?
474
00:45:18,618 --> 00:45:24,357
Rid yourself of this health curse.
It'll only backfire in later days.
475
00:45:24,991 --> 00:45:30,397
Yeah, eating habits are reflexive of,
like, sexual technique.
476
00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:34,401
So did you really smoke
that fish yourself?
477
00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:38,138
It's no big deal once you get
the hang of all the steps.
478
00:45:38,338 --> 00:45:41,007
Then maybe you could cook
for me sometime.
479
00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:43,777
That would be...
480
00:45:44,077 --> 00:45:48,081
nice.
What do you fancy?
481
00:45:49,249 --> 00:45:51,718
Any kind of meat.
482
00:45:57,557 --> 00:46:01,127
-Catch us if you can.
-I'll be driving.
483
00:46:01,327 --> 00:46:03,830
-No, you're a mess.
-You're drunk.
484
00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:07,200
-Plus I got the keys.
-No, you don't.
485
00:46:07,967 --> 00:46:09,869
Yes, you do.
486
00:46:14,007 --> 00:46:16,876
"We should just sit here and wait."
487
00:46:17,077 --> 00:46:20,647
Okay, relax. Somebody's bound
to come along.
488
00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:24,918
-We're in the middle of nowhere.
-Don't worry. We're going to be okay.
489
00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:29,289
-Don't be moody about it.
-I'm not. Don't give that moody crap.
490
00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:34,661
Don't even think about it.
491
00:46:36,062 --> 00:46:39,232
It didn't take much to see
the accident as a sign.
492
00:46:39,432 --> 00:46:41,501
So while Monk was training
to play Macbeth...
493
00:46:41,968 --> 00:46:44,938
Imogen and I decided
to start over.
494
00:46:53,346 --> 00:46:58,018
-I cherish our walks in the park.
-They are nice.
495
00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:01,621
Makes me feel good
about myself.
496
00:47:04,758 --> 00:47:09,262
Your wounds from the crash
have healed. But tell me...
497
00:47:09,896 --> 00:47:13,566
are things well between you
and Lady Imogen?
498
00:47:14,067 --> 00:47:15,969
Very well, indeed.
499
00:47:16,269 --> 00:47:21,041
Can you make a fair judgement?
Is she forever?
500
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:24,911
Well, we're much more
serious these days.
501
00:47:25,178 --> 00:47:29,749
Enlighten me. I'm eager to hear
the talk of mortals.
502
00:47:31,918 --> 00:47:35,722
What's great is the sharing.
She's really getting back into her art.
503
00:47:36,089 --> 00:47:38,158
And she's really talented.
504
00:47:38,792 --> 00:47:43,930
It's nice to accept each other's vices.
She's cut down since the crash.
505
00:47:44,130 --> 00:47:48,068
It's her outlet.
I have my own.
506
00:47:48,301 --> 00:47:51,838
And her work ethic is kicking in.
Which is good for anyone.
507
00:47:52,472 --> 00:47:54,407
We've...
508
00:47:55,008 --> 00:47:57,977
spruced up our sex life.
509
00:47:58,178 --> 00:48:01,247
Making it a little bit more exotic.
510
00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:06,820
On Sundays I cook a nice dinner.
We sit afterwards.
511
00:48:07,887 --> 00:48:11,558
Sometimes we'll fool around
on the kitchen table.
512
00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:16,696
But usually it's me reading
and her sketching.
513
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:20,567
Sure, we fight. One time, I
finnaly beat her at Ping-Pong.
514
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:24,637
And she didn't even high-fived me.
Maybe I was being a sore winner.
515
00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:31,077
And that's when
the making up feels best.
516
00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:35,382
-And you know what comes then?
-What?
517
00:48:35,882 --> 00:48:38,018
The tingles.
518
00:48:41,187 --> 00:48:44,791
-It's an enchanting tale.
-It's true.
519
00:48:44,991 --> 00:48:49,529
You realize, of course, that this could
be your descent into timely separation.
520
00:48:49,729 --> 00:48:51,898
-How?
-Like a ripe fruit...
521
00:48:52,098 --> 00:48:56,069
it falls from the tree.
And that is nature's course.
522
00:48:56,569 --> 00:48:59,906
I don't know what Monk
was talking about.
523
00:49:00,106 --> 00:49:03,376
I thought things were
going pretty good.
524
00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:09,949
In the morning.
525
00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:13,620
-Why?
-Because I'm tired.
526
00:49:17,891 --> 00:49:20,060
Are they ever going to shut up?
527
00:49:20,326 --> 00:49:23,229
It's Friday night.
People are out.
528
00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:27,067
Wait up. I just took
a dump in my pants.
529
00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:41,281
Hello?
We're closed!
530
00:49:52,959 --> 00:49:55,128
-It's what I wanna...
-Because...
531
00:49:55,328 --> 00:49:59,499
-I've already got smell-o-vision.
-You must be a mom.
532
00:50:26,659 --> 00:50:29,029
Welcome back to "The Man Show".
Tonight's topic:
533
00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:31,998
men who wear the skirts
in their relationship.
534
00:50:32,198 --> 00:50:35,568
Let me introduce you
to our guest, Al Connely.
535
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:40,440
Al can't even get sex from
his own girlfriend. Pathetic.
536
00:50:44,577 --> 00:50:48,448
You're still in college, right?
Only going out for a year.
537
00:50:48,648 --> 00:50:53,219
-For a while. It's not every night.
-What are you studying there?
538
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:56,222
Liberal arts.
But I want to be a chef.
539
00:50:56,456 --> 00:51:01,127
I see. So you're bi, but you eventually
wanna go gay. Very ambitious.
540
00:51:04,798 --> 00:51:08,368
-What kind of chef you wanna be?
-French cuisine.
541
00:51:08,568 --> 00:51:10,937
French cuisine?
542
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:16,376
Cuisine? First of all,
it's food, all right?
543
00:51:16,576 --> 00:51:19,479
That's your problem right there.
You're not much of a guy, Al.
544
00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:22,082
No, I'm trying to respect her.
545
00:51:24,317 --> 00:51:27,387
Al, can l... by the way,
can I call you Alice?
546
00:51:30,056 --> 00:51:35,762
Let me tell you what women respect:
not being respected. Right, Jimmy?
547
00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:39,499
Let's go to the audience, see if they
have any questions. You.
548
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:45,538
Al, could you cross your legs for me?
Your panties are starting to show.
549
00:51:56,149 --> 00:51:58,218
What a nightmare.
550
00:51:58,451 --> 00:52:01,121
Remind me to cancel cable.
551
00:52:01,321 --> 00:52:03,957
Who can sleep now?
552
00:52:06,926 --> 00:52:11,898
I didn't want him to feel rejected.
But I had other things on my mind.
553
00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:15,769
Thing she couldn't understand.
554
00:53:33,646 --> 00:53:38,418
When you watch people go through
this stuff on TV, it always seem fake.
555
00:53:39,252 --> 00:53:43,189
But when it happens to you,
there's nothing fake about it.
556
00:54:07,781 --> 00:54:11,317
-I thought we were careful.
-Oh, that's sincere.
557
00:54:11,818 --> 00:54:14,688
-Why did you wait so long to tell me?
-I was hoping it 'd come.
558
00:54:14,888 --> 00:54:17,257
-But you're usually pretty regular.
-You don't know, it's not your body!
559
00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:20,427
-Relax.
-I will not relax!
560
00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:29,869
Let's just get it over with.
We are here together.
561
00:54:30,036 --> 00:54:32,939
We can do this together.
562
00:54:33,707 --> 00:54:35,642
I'm sorry.
563
00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:39,846
I just need to be
by myself right now.
564
00:54:40,780 --> 00:54:42,482
I'm sorry.
565
00:54:51,991 --> 00:54:55,362
So there I was, smacked in the middle
of every girl's nightmare.
566
00:54:55,562 --> 00:54:58,031
I know it must have been
just as hard for Al.
567
00:54:58,231 --> 00:55:01,167
And he was so sincere when he said
we can do this together.
568
00:55:01,401 --> 00:55:04,537
But I just needed to be alone.
569
00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:07,807
Who am I kidding?
I needed to freak out.
570
00:55:08,008 --> 00:55:11,678
Now, instead of the word "married"
frightening me, it was "mother".
571
00:55:11,878 --> 00:55:14,748
I was so terrified and nervous
I asked Lana to read the results.
572
00:55:15,081 --> 00:55:19,319
I think it's like, pink.
That means "no", right?
573
00:55:19,619 --> 00:55:22,589
The biggest relief
I have ever felt in my life.
574
00:55:22,789 --> 00:55:25,358
But after the false alarm,
we started getting distant.
575
00:55:25,558 --> 00:55:29,362
We were carrying more responsibilities
than we could handle.
576
00:55:29,562 --> 00:55:31,598
We just wanted to act our age.
577
00:55:31,798 --> 00:55:35,268
Actually, I wanted to work things out.
Al wanted to act our age.
578
00:55:35,468 --> 00:55:38,271
What do college kids do
when they can't handle reality?
579
00:55:38,538 --> 00:55:40,206
Party! Party!
580
00:55:40,407 --> 00:55:45,278
Al thought it 'd be better to go to one
of Monk's parties and forget about us.
581
00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:49,449
And I ended up going, but with
a chip on my shoulder. A big one.
582
00:55:52,218 --> 00:55:55,021
-Is everything in full swing here?
-Yes.
583
00:55:55,321 --> 00:56:00,827
No one goes hungry or thirsty.
No one goes home alone.
584
00:56:01,027 --> 00:56:05,432
Hello, darling. How are you?
Have you tried the machine? Do try.
585
00:56:05,632 --> 00:56:08,368
Here's where the beautiful
people are hiding.
586
00:56:08,568 --> 00:56:11,338
-How about a drink?
-The bar's straight left, friend.
587
00:56:11,538 --> 00:56:14,607
I've never seen
your "Camelot" before.
588
00:56:14,808 --> 00:56:17,977
Then see it from
the king's eyes.
589
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,149
Don't worry, friend.
I'll return her.
590
00:56:34,761 --> 00:56:36,796
Does that feel good?
591
00:56:37,097 --> 00:56:40,700
-Yes.
-You want to go next, big boy?
592
00:56:42,902 --> 00:56:45,138
So you're ready for another?
593
00:56:47,741 --> 00:56:51,611
-Name, rank and serial number.
-How goes it?
594
00:56:51,811 --> 00:56:55,248
Tipsy goes it.
Want some?
595
00:56:55,448 --> 00:56:57,817
Is this love or illusion?
596
00:56:58,118 --> 00:56:59,986
Burgundy.
597
00:57:03,089 --> 00:57:05,658
Feel those endorphins?
598
00:57:09,262 --> 00:57:11,731
I have more.
599
00:57:26,479 --> 00:57:30,016
-What's this?
-Don't you wanna make me pancakes?
600
00:57:32,252 --> 00:57:34,988
But that's part of the challenge.
601
00:57:35,188 --> 00:57:39,626
-Don't you get tired of doing press?
-Yes, yes.
602
00:57:39,826 --> 00:57:43,229
Quite, quite. But it sells
pictures, sweetheart.
603
00:57:43,897 --> 00:57:47,767
-Just make me pancakes.
-I think...
604
00:57:48,601 --> 00:57:51,237
And you can make them before...
605
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:55,508
or after.
606
00:57:55,909 --> 00:57:58,912
I was reluctant to take the role.
607
00:57:59,112 --> 00:58:03,550
Mr. Morrison!
You've met Lady Imogen?
608
00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:09,489
We know each other.
609
00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:15,161
No one ever made me pancakes.
610
00:58:16,429 --> 00:58:17,997
Cyrus.
611
00:58:20,300 --> 00:58:23,069
I'm in love with someone else.
612
00:58:23,636 --> 00:58:25,572
I can't make you anything.
613
00:58:29,909 --> 00:58:33,947
When I'm with my bass...
614
00:58:35,749 --> 00:58:39,986
It's like I'm with a woman.
And when I play...
615
00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:44,691
it's like we're spooning.
But while we spoon...
616
00:58:45,258 --> 00:58:49,562
we make music.
That's why I play, man.
617
00:58:49,829 --> 00:58:52,499
-That's cool.
-There you are.
618
00:58:57,537 --> 00:59:01,107
Name's Morrison. Jim...
619
00:59:01,741 --> 00:59:04,778
...Morrison.
-I'm sorry. This is...
620
00:59:04,978 --> 00:59:07,447
Alfred Connely.
621
00:59:07,647 --> 00:59:11,117
-So, what year are you?
-Dropped out.
622
00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:16,756
I felt like I had to focus
my energy on my music.
623
00:59:16,956 --> 00:59:20,627
-And I deal drugs on the side.
-How productive.
624
00:59:22,929 --> 00:59:26,599
Imogen tell you she's designing
my album cover?
625
00:59:26,766 --> 00:59:31,438
I didn't want to jinx it in case I felt
pressured while I was working on it.
626
00:59:34,841 --> 00:59:37,210
Yo, folks?
627
00:59:37,577 --> 00:59:41,848
So I'm baking hash cakes over
at Lana's, right?
628
00:59:42,048 --> 00:59:46,286
And Imogen comes over, and so I start
to hit on her because she's hot.
629
00:59:46,786 --> 00:59:52,192
She tells me she's got this boyfriend
or something, but I'm cool with that.
630
00:59:52,392 --> 00:59:55,829
So then I asked her if I could see some
of her paintings. They're so good.
631
00:59:56,029 --> 01:00:00,467
-She's a very talented lady.
-Yeah! So good!
632
01:00:01,468 --> 01:00:04,337
I'm going to the bathroom.
633
01:00:04,637 --> 01:00:06,906
I'll go with you.
634
01:00:08,808 --> 01:00:11,378
Wait up.
635
01:00:12,012 --> 01:00:14,748
So what's your deal, man?
636
01:00:15,081 --> 01:00:19,452
-I work in TV. "Cops".
-No way.
637
01:00:19,919 --> 01:00:22,622
My old man is a cop.
Real tough one.
638
01:00:22,822 --> 01:00:25,258
Blew somebody away the other day
right in front of me.
639
01:00:25,658 --> 01:00:29,029
-You got some beer on your back.
-So what?
640
01:00:29,229 --> 01:00:31,798
Don't let that
get you down, man.
641
01:00:33,299 --> 01:00:35,669
Light my fire, moron.
642
01:00:41,007 --> 01:00:43,309
What the hell is this
about an album cover?
643
01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:46,846
-So?
-So? He just wants to ring your bell.
644
01:00:47,047 --> 01:00:50,417
What about Cyrus's bell? You have
naked pictures of her under your bed!
645
01:00:50,617 --> 01:00:53,219
-And last week I saw you with her.
-We're just friends.
646
01:00:53,386 --> 01:00:55,689
-She's going through a bad time.
-I'm sure.
647
01:00:55,889 --> 01:00:58,658
Why the hell didn't you tell me about
that lizard king's album cover?
648
01:00:58,858 --> 01:01:02,328
So what? Are you afraid that I'm
gonna do something without you?
649
01:01:02,729 --> 01:01:06,499
-You're being a real bitch, you know!
-You are an old man and I hate that!
650
01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:09,269
And I hate you!
651
01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:23,149
They don't understand me.
652
01:01:23,516 --> 01:01:25,919
And I bet they don't
get you either, huh?
653
01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:30,957
I'm going to say something
real important here.
654
01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:34,828
This is definitely the best
conversation I've had all night.
655
01:01:35,028 --> 01:01:37,397
Look, Hicks,
would you cut it out?
656
01:01:38,431 --> 01:01:40,767
Hicks, cut it out.
657
01:01:40,967 --> 01:01:43,336
Get your damn hands off of her.
658
01:01:52,879 --> 01:01:55,949
Why can't I get
a girlfriend like yours?
659
01:02:03,289 --> 01:02:06,526
It's me. I'm downstairs.
660
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,028
I'm sorry.
661
01:02:43,697 --> 01:02:45,398
I am.
662
01:02:56,710 --> 01:03:00,480
-I have to tell you something.
-What?
663
01:03:02,882 --> 01:03:06,419
I slept with Jim last night.
664
01:03:21,401 --> 01:03:24,437
Get the fuck out!
665
01:03:46,526 --> 01:03:49,796
All right. Just, before
you hate me, hear me out.
666
01:03:49,996 --> 01:03:54,668
It was a horrible mistake. In one night
I destroyed everything Al and I had.
667
01:03:54,868 --> 01:03:59,839
And I was an absolute coward for it.
But I just wanted my youth back.
668
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,476
There was no way to apologize
after that. It was over.
669
01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:07,147
I felt like there was only one thing
I could do: leave.
670
01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:12,519
Just go and start over. But I couldn't
do that until I told him how I felt.
671
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:20,326
I just wish I had
the courage to stay.
672
01:04:36,009 --> 01:04:39,946
I used to sit in my room
with my sketchpad...
673
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,650
whether it was
at home or here...
674
01:04:45,919 --> 01:04:49,856
and within a few seconds,
I would be somewhere else.
675
01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:53,626
And that was so special to me.
676
01:04:54,527 --> 01:04:56,429
But...
677
01:04:56,796 --> 01:04:58,932
for some reason...
678
01:04:59,599 --> 01:05:02,869
I can't get to
that place anymore.
679
01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:09,009
I'm so sorry that I hurt you
the way that I did.
680
01:05:10,377 --> 01:05:13,346
I can't do this anymore.
681
01:05:14,781 --> 01:05:18,451
I have, I need to go.
682
01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:27,660
Ouch!
That kind of sucked.
683
01:05:27,927 --> 01:05:32,298
Anyway. After that, Imogen moved
to San Francisco to finish school.
684
01:05:32,499 --> 01:05:37,637
And me? How did I end up?
Well, you'll see.
685
01:05:39,572 --> 01:05:42,042
Graduation came and went.
686
01:05:42,976 --> 01:05:46,379
You'd think I'd feel fulfilled,
but I didn't.
687
01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:49,749
I was starting to get down,
so I went to Monk for advice.
688
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:53,586
-I need to talk.
-Should I open with a joke?
689
01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:58,191
-I can't even eat anymore.
-There's too much base on my cheeks.
690
01:05:58,391 --> 01:06:01,628
My regular make-up girl
is free-lancing for Stallone.
691
01:06:01,828 --> 01:06:04,731
He was giving a lecture
about censorship and art.
692
01:06:04,931 --> 01:06:06,900
And he wouldn't
even listen to me.
693
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:10,236
Time to summon the blood,
time to summon the blood.
694
01:06:10,870 --> 01:06:13,540
We stopped being friends
after that.
695
01:06:27,187 --> 01:06:31,358
I found myself staying
indoors, a lot.
696
01:06:31,558 --> 01:06:35,762
One day, a little spider
came down from the ceiling.
697
01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:42,168
His name was Owen, he told me he'd
lived in that apartment his whole life.
698
01:06:43,236 --> 01:06:46,639
And that he'd never seen a tenant
spend so much time alone.
699
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:50,777
He asked if I wanted him to spin a web
over the door, so no one could get in.
700
01:06:50,977 --> 01:06:52,879
I told him: "No, thanks".
701
01:06:53,079 --> 01:06:56,516
Even though it sounded
like the best idea yet.
702
01:06:56,816 --> 01:07:01,688
But Owen the spider had a good point:
"Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
703
01:07:01,888 --> 01:07:05,692
It's boring."
So I decided to date again.
704
01:07:05,892 --> 01:07:10,830
I only allow myself to have crabs on
weekends. So thank God it's Friday.
705
01:07:12,032 --> 01:07:14,067
Are you going to eat your bread?
706
01:07:14,968 --> 01:07:19,839
He's cute and he didn't bring me
to a cheap restaurant. Okay. Bye.
707
01:07:20,306 --> 01:07:22,409
My dad.
He just likes to check in.
708
01:07:24,577 --> 01:07:28,948
State requires that I wear a tracking
device or I violate my parole.
709
01:07:31,951 --> 01:07:36,956
I know this is a little bit silly,
but do I have any food in my teeth?
710
01:07:37,957 --> 01:07:41,528
As you can see,
my choices were limited.
711
01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:46,099
So one day I bumped into Cyrus
and we started having a fling.
712
01:07:46,766 --> 01:07:51,438
Trouble is she had this thing
about Barnes and Noble bookstores.
713
01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:56,209
But I could never bring myself
to make her pancakes.
714
01:07:58,311 --> 01:08:00,847
I heard she went back to MIT.
715
01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:04,317
So, I thought going to the Culinary
Institute would turn my life around.
716
01:08:07,821 --> 01:08:11,157
But food never tasted
like it used to do.
717
01:08:12,692 --> 01:08:14,928
I started cutting class.
718
01:08:15,962 --> 01:08:19,199
I flunked the pop quiz
on fish fileting.
719
01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:23,470
And pretty soon
I was a culinary drop-out.
720
01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:31,578
With nothing else to do, I was forced
to go bar-hopping with Hicks.
721
01:08:37,517 --> 01:08:40,286
I'd sure like to unfold
her napkin, you know?
722
01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:46,659
-God, I'm feeling grabby tonight.
-Last night wasn't enough?
723
01:08:48,161 --> 01:08:50,430
I didn't arrive.
724
01:08:50,997 --> 01:08:55,368
-You didn't arrive?
-No, I was too wasted.
725
01:08:55,568 --> 01:08:58,772
-Was she older or younger?
-Sixty.
726
01:08:59,072 --> 01:09:03,877
-You slept with a 6O-year old woman?
-When you work in physical therapy...
727
01:09:04,077 --> 01:09:08,248
...you make friends fast.
-My God.
728
01:09:08,948 --> 01:09:10,750
-I'm not interested anymore...
-No way!
729
01:09:10,950 --> 01:09:13,386
It's just what I need.
730
01:09:13,787 --> 01:09:16,956
-The economy catch.
-It was your idea, damn it!
731
01:09:17,157 --> 01:09:19,359
She's with a guy.
732
01:09:19,559 --> 01:09:21,828
-But they are fighting, Al.
-Go!
733
01:09:22,328 --> 01:09:24,497
They are fighting.
734
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,036
'Sup?'sup?
735
01:09:31,538 --> 01:09:34,207
You want some of this?
736
01:09:34,407 --> 01:09:36,910
Get the hell out of here!
737
01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:53,460
I had moved into
my own little studio.
738
01:09:56,896 --> 01:10:00,066
I stood there wondering where
she was at that moment...
739
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,471
what she was doing.
How did her hair look?
740
01:10:05,338 --> 01:10:07,607
I just wanted to see her again.
741
01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:11,978
I'd saved all these things
from our past.
742
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:17,150
Letters, tapes we made
to each other, pictures.
743
01:10:17,517 --> 01:10:20,286
I just wanted to look
through it all again.
744
01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:23,757
Remember it.
Remember her.
745
01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:31,698
When I was thru, instead of feeling like
I could shake things off and move on...
746
01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:34,768
I felt the opposite.
747
01:11:25,618 --> 01:11:28,588
We can do silly things for love.
748
01:11:30,657 --> 01:11:34,027
You wouldn't believe what I did.
749
01:11:36,129 --> 01:11:39,499
Luckily he had a phenomenal amount
of alcohol in his blood...
750
01:11:39,699 --> 01:11:42,502
which kept the shampoo from circulating
before we could get it out of him.
751
01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:44,838
Shampoo?
752
01:11:45,038 --> 01:11:48,842
We're gonna have a psych evaluate
him. Maybe we'll get some answers.
753
01:11:49,909 --> 01:11:52,412
-Can we see him?
-Sure.
754
01:11:52,979 --> 01:11:55,749
Come on. Shampoo?
755
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:08,528
-What did you do?
-We were worried sick.
756
01:12:08,728 --> 01:12:12,032
-Look what you put your mother through!
-They want a psych to check you out.
757
01:12:12,298 --> 01:12:15,168
Mom, Dad, stop.
758
01:12:16,202 --> 01:12:18,538
I'm okay.
759
01:12:19,939 --> 01:12:21,808
Yes, you are.
760
01:12:22,008 --> 01:12:25,679
So why don't you tell us
about this shampoo thing?
761
01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:30,417
You drank the shampoo because
you hoped you were immune to it?
762
01:12:30,817 --> 01:12:32,819
-Right.
-You hoped you were immune to it?
763
01:12:33,019 --> 01:12:35,522
-The shampoo.
-Why did you hope you were immune?
764
01:12:35,889 --> 01:12:39,959
Because if I was immune to it
then I wouldn't need it again ever.
765
01:12:40,126 --> 01:12:42,162
-The shampoo?
-No, her.
766
01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:45,198
But you weren't immune to it. You
needed to have your stomach pumped.
767
01:12:46,499 --> 01:12:50,637
-That's what worries me.
-When was the last time you saw her?
768
01:12:50,837 --> 01:12:54,341
It's been a while.
She moved out west to start over.
769
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:57,310
I found out she's working for
a publishing company, doing artwork.
770
01:12:57,510 --> 01:13:00,480
Have you had any
girlfriends since?
771
01:13:05,752 --> 01:13:11,558
That's my number. From the sound of
all this, I think I found my next book.
772
01:13:13,727 --> 01:13:18,231
-How are you feeling?
-Pumping me with garlic and olive oil.
773
01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:22,268
-What are you going to do next?
-I was thinking about...
774
01:13:22,802 --> 01:13:25,472
giving Paul John Breslin
at Oceana a call.
775
01:13:25,672 --> 01:13:30,276
Oceana? He's a Mussolini. Why not
just go dry dishes somewhere?
776
01:13:30,477 --> 01:13:33,279
-You don't need that.
-Dad, I do need that.
777
01:13:35,682 --> 01:13:38,218
I wasn't going to tell you this
until you were better.
778
01:13:38,518 --> 01:13:42,989
You know our show, "Cooks"?
It's been approved.
779
01:13:43,189 --> 01:13:45,859
We can do it the way
we talked about it.
780
01:13:46,526 --> 01:13:51,297
Dad, I kinda wanna work my way up.
"Cooks" is your thing.
781
01:13:54,067 --> 01:13:57,070
You know, sometimes I don't even
know if you're making sense.
782
01:13:57,337 --> 01:13:59,472
Dad.
783
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,008
I know what I need to do.
784
01:14:07,647 --> 01:14:11,951
I was thinking about having
this party for you, for the show.
785
01:14:12,519 --> 01:14:14,287
Maybe we should have it anyway.
786
01:14:14,587 --> 01:14:18,758
You can invite all your friends.
We'll have fun.
787
01:14:21,327 --> 01:14:23,596
No shampoo.
788
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,317
-Excellent choice.
-I knew you'd approve.
789
01:14:44,517 --> 01:14:47,487
-Always.
-Remember the first time we heard it?
790
01:14:47,687 --> 01:14:49,656
I do.
791
01:14:53,827 --> 01:14:56,429
I would like you to meet Emma.
792
01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:05,238
Sorry we didn't meet at the club, but
I was busy looking to take Eddie home.
793
01:15:08,908 --> 01:15:14,080
We had ice-cream and
he listened to my problems...
794
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,617
and then we fell asleep
in each other's arms.
795
01:15:18,418 --> 01:15:20,420
We...
796
01:15:20,987 --> 01:15:22,989
kind of hit it off.
797
01:15:23,456 --> 01:15:26,259
-That's really cool.
-Shit.
798
01:15:26,459 --> 01:15:28,728
We're going to miss Shark Week.
799
01:15:28,928 --> 01:15:31,998
She loves the Discovery Channel.
What can I tell you?
800
01:15:32,198 --> 01:15:35,869
-Let's take a cab, okay?
-No, subway is faster.
801
01:15:56,089 --> 01:15:59,259
I'm not good with open wounds.
802
01:16:00,427 --> 01:16:03,496
You were always my Lancelot.
803
01:16:03,730 --> 01:16:06,866
I was just never your king.
804
01:16:11,838 --> 01:16:14,841
A lot of good moments
in that park down there.
805
01:16:18,678 --> 01:16:21,247
How is the Renaissance?
806
01:16:21,581 --> 01:16:26,486
It's good. My new book
is out next month.
807
01:16:28,722 --> 01:16:33,259
I'm doing the university lecture
tour thing.
808
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:37,897
The movies are always there,
always making money.
809
01:16:38,998 --> 01:16:44,738
But I'd only admit this to you.
I miss the tingles.
810
01:16:48,842 --> 01:16:51,678
I heard a rumor you tried to...
811
01:16:52,412 --> 01:16:54,948
end it.
812
01:16:55,648 --> 01:16:59,919
I tried to get my life back
through a...
813
01:17:00,086 --> 01:17:01,888
romantic exorcism.
814
01:17:03,089 --> 01:17:07,660
It's not the meaning of life, Alfred.
It's the feeling of life.
815
01:17:09,229 --> 01:17:12,298
Look at that park down there.
816
01:17:12,699 --> 01:17:16,936
Just think how many loves
lost and found in it.
817
01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:22,308
How many first kisses kissed.
Frisbees lost.
818
01:17:23,576 --> 01:17:25,779
And just remember...
819
01:17:27,047 --> 01:17:29,549
that's your park, friend.
820
01:17:31,317 --> 01:17:34,287
And you've got your whole life
to walk through it.
821
01:18:11,157 --> 01:18:15,929
I was in town so I called you at your
old number. It was disconnected.
822
01:18:17,497 --> 01:18:21,267
-I moved.
-I know. I called your parents.
823
01:18:21,501 --> 01:18:23,236
They filled me in.
824
01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:43,356
San Francisco seems
to agree with you.
825
01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:47,527
You even have a tinge
of Haigh-Ashbury.
826
01:18:47,727 --> 01:18:51,431
It's kinda hard to dodge that style
when you live in the Haigh.
827
01:18:52,298 --> 01:18:57,537
Must be nice, though. Having a job,
doing what you love.
828
01:18:57,737 --> 01:19:00,106
Sometimes I think it's silly.
829
01:19:00,306 --> 01:19:03,977
But then when I go to the bookstores
and I see the covers that I've done...
830
01:19:04,177 --> 01:19:08,948
-I don't know. It's kind of cool.
-It's really cool.
831
01:19:09,249 --> 01:19:13,019
I mean, they flew you out here
for a book convention...
832
01:19:13,219 --> 01:19:16,122
and put you up in a hotel
for the whole weekend.
833
01:19:16,356 --> 01:19:19,459
Sounds like you're doing
really well.
834
01:19:21,261 --> 01:19:23,096
So...
835
01:19:24,297 --> 01:19:26,700
you're going to work in fish.
836
01:19:27,901 --> 01:19:30,370
You know how I feel about fish.
837
01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:50,357
-That one has a really nice view.
-I've seen better.
838
01:20:16,449 --> 01:20:18,251
Megan, sweetie, come on.
839
01:20:21,721 --> 01:20:24,057
You know what my fear is?
840
01:20:24,257 --> 01:20:27,260
-What?
-One day we'll pass on the street...
841
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:32,298
...and have an artificial conversation.
-That's the worst.
842
01:20:37,537 --> 01:20:40,607
So, you're going home tomorrow?
843
01:20:40,807 --> 01:20:45,512
Actually, today.
My flight is in two hours.
844
01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:49,149
The sun will be up soon.
845
01:20:49,349 --> 01:20:52,719
I can't believe we spent
the whole night walking around.
846
01:21:01,728 --> 01:21:05,699
-This looks familiar.
-I try to avoid this corner.
847
01:21:05,899 --> 01:21:09,102
Let's go over there. It'll help you
overcome your demons.
848
01:21:09,302 --> 01:21:12,439
-Now you're the therapist again.
-And you're the patient again.
849
01:21:12,639 --> 01:21:14,641
As always.
850
01:21:25,652 --> 01:21:29,389
So can I psychoanalyze you?
851
01:21:31,257 --> 01:21:33,526
Sure.
852
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:36,930
Post-collegiate years:
half-empty or half-full?
853
01:21:37,230 --> 01:21:41,868
-Half-empty.
-I'd have to go with half-empty too.
854
01:21:43,269 --> 01:21:47,040
Greatest accomplishment
since I last saw you?
855
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:50,076
Making friends with a spider.
856
01:21:52,512 --> 01:21:55,482
-Vices?
-Shampoo.
857
01:21:55,982 --> 01:21:58,752
Was that rumor true?
858
01:21:58,952 --> 01:22:01,688
It's open to interpretation.
859
01:22:03,757 --> 01:22:06,259
What are your vices?
860
01:22:06,459 --> 01:22:10,797
-It's supposed to be about you, not me.
-It's been about you a little bit.
861
01:22:11,798 --> 01:22:15,902
-The sun's going to come up soon.
-Don't change the subject.
862
01:22:21,908 --> 01:22:23,510
You.
863
01:22:24,778 --> 01:22:26,479
You mean that?
864
01:22:30,016 --> 01:22:32,152
I should go.
865
01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:35,321
I really should go.
My flight's in...
866
01:22:35,522 --> 01:22:39,392
I've gotta go to my hotel and get
my bags, and I'm gonna be late.
867
01:22:46,966 --> 01:22:48,702
Will I see you again?
868
01:22:53,540 --> 01:22:57,711
Just open it after I leave.
869
01:24:08,581 --> 01:24:11,418
How can this work?
870
01:24:11,618 --> 01:24:13,620
I don't know.
871
01:24:14,187 --> 01:24:18,258
-But we've come this far.
-I thought we met too young.
872
01:24:19,059 --> 01:24:22,128
But in starting over we could get
some place different.
873
01:24:23,697 --> 01:24:26,099
Some place we never imagined.
874
01:24:46,219 --> 01:24:49,089
Al was right.
We met too young.
875
01:24:49,289 --> 01:24:52,092
But Imogen was right.
We could start over.
876
01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:56,129
-Starting over meant making choices.
-So I made one.
877
01:24:56,429 --> 01:24:59,099
I got a job at
a four-star restaurant...
878
01:24:59,299 --> 01:25:01,301
in San Francisco.
879
01:25:01,501 --> 01:25:03,436
-Now...
-I'm home.
880
01:25:03,636 --> 01:25:06,339
I had one thing left to prove.
881
01:25:21,621 --> 01:25:26,259
"Why are you walking around in
the dark? Go turn on the lights."
882
01:27:04,090 --> 01:27:07,861
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