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Heads, you live.
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Tails, you die.
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Tails, you die.
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My name is Domino Harvey.
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I am a bounty hunter.
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What I say
over the next several hours
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will determine whether or not
I spend the rest of my life in prison.
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Tails, you die.
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Miss Harvey, my name is Taryn Mills.
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I'm a criminal psychologist
working for the FBI.
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I'm here to ask you
a few questions.
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Here's the part
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where I'm supposed
to get all defensive
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and say, "Not until
I speak with my attorney. "
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I'll tell you everything I know.
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36 hours ago,
$10 million was stolen
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from an armoured car that
was subsequently found
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abandoned at the Hoover Dam.
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The driver's name was Locus Fender.
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We know that he was in on the heist.
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We know that
he was in on the heist.
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Is it true that you were hired
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to track down
and capture the thieves
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and then deliver them to Drake Bishop,
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owner of the Stratosphere
Hotel and Casino?
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Yes.
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You then learned
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where the thieves
had hidden the money.
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And at the instructions
of your employer,
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went to retrieve the money yourself.
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We were sent out
to the Fender Compound...
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in the desert near the chicken ranch.
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This way.
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All right, on my go.
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Watch your ass on this one.
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Go.
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Sic 'em, boy! Sic 'em!
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Fuck!
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Chi Chi?
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That's my best friend.
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His name is Choco.
He's always fancied me,
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but too shy to ever
do anything about it.
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Chi Chi!
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Edna, Chi Chi's in doggie hell.
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All we want is the money.
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That's Ed Moseby,
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the most legendary bounty hunter
in all of Los Angeles.
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He's my boss, my mentor,
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the father I never had.
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Chi Chi!
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My poor Chi Chi!
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The Manchurian Candidate,
eh, Edna?
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Is that you, Domino?
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Nice to see you, darling.
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Your father must be so proud
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of what's become of his little angel.
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Listen, bitch, we've got your son!
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If you don't give us the money,
we're gonna wax his fucking ass!
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You don�t have shit!
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Hey, Choco.
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Show her.
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He's still alive, Edna!
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Prove it!
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Choco, go get him.
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Last question for �20.
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Start the clock. Zack, in anatomy,
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a human being is usually
born with how many toes?
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We got to show Edna her son.
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That's our driver Alf.
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He's from Afghanistan.
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He once ate a cat.
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We can�t understand how to
pronounce his fucking name,
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so we just call him
the cat eating alien.
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What does that mean?
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Shut the fuck up.
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How did Locus Fender lose his arm?
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He had the combination
to the safe tattooed on it.
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Mama! Mama!
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Locus!
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Mama. Mama.
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Baby, I'm here!
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Please. Please.
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You got to do as I say.
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Now, the combination is on my arm.
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Mama, you got to get the decoder.
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Please, Mama.
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Put your weapon down!
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Put it down, Mama!
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Put your fucking weapon down!
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Time to start at the beginning.
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Time to start at the beginning.
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I'm the boss.
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I'm already a cool
motherfucker, you know?
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I employ bounty hunters.
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I'm here today to speak
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for all the women of
mixed race in America.
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I'm sorry?
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I will knock
you out! Number one!
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Where's my money?
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I fuckin' love that show.
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Maybe one of you will survive.
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Now, Mama!
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Put your fucking weapon down!
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You got 10 minutes
to open that safe, Edna.
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Fuck you!
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I've never killed anyone.
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I hope to never kill anyone,
even if they deserve it.
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My agenda is to kick ass
and secure the bounty.
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If I'm on this side of the law,
I can live the low life and avoid jail.
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I can live the nasty
and not do time for it.
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That's called
the best of both worlds.
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As for that other world,
that 90210 world,
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it's not for me.
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Is that him?
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Is that your dad?
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My real father was an actor.
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He died when I was a little girl.
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Hi, Ben.
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What the hell are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
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Heh. I knew Frank.
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Who didn't?
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Hey, Edna...
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You know what, sweetheart?
You got, like, 7 minutes
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to open that goddamn freezer,
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or I'm gonna flush that
fucking arm down the toilet.
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Fucker!
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You're probably
wondering how a girl like me
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arrived here, at the arse end
of the Nevada Desert
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with a blood-spattered Winnebago
and a one-armed man.
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The Department of
Motor Vehicles in Los Angeles.
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His name is Frances.
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Mr 90210 college boy
had found himself
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in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Hey, yeah, what's up?
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OK.
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Look, I said,
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they're about to call
my number, like, any second.
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Now, are you in, or are you out?
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OK. Make up your fucking mind, 'cause
they're about to call my number.
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Right now, 'cause they're about to call
my fucking number.
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All right.
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We're on.
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Now serving GO86.
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Hey...
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Kee Kee?
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Kee Kee said that
you could deliver the...
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the IDs tonight.
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Lateesha... I need that web link.
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The J Lo concert is
probably sold out already.
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Kee Kee don�t make the rules.
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Listen...
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bitch...
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I don't think you understand who
the fuck you're dealing with here.
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OK? Because I could make
your job disappear like that.
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Kee Kee said tonight.
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Tonight, 8pm.
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Anything else?
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Nope.
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Good-bye, Frances.
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Good-bye, Lateesha.
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Fuck 'em.
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Fuck �em all.
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Lateesha, Frances,
and the 4 fake IDs
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is where it all went wrong.
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Where's the money?
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I don't know.
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I think that you're lying. I think you know
exactly where the money is.
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I think you're trying to scare me
into falsely incriminating myself,
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and it's not going to work.
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This is your last chance. Once I walk
out that door, I can't help you.
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When I was a little girl, my
father told me that if you weren't careful,
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you could lose everything you've ever
earned in life in a split second.
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You have to know when to cash out.
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Thank you.
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He will wipe away
every tear from their eyes,
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and death will be no more.
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Neither will mourning nor outcry
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nor pain be any more.
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The former things have passed away.
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And, look...
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I am with you all the days
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until the conclusion
of the system of things.
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After Dad passed on, my
mum's agenda was to hit the town
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and find another husband
with a boatload of cash.
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Hello, Mr Stevens. How are you?
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- Good holidays?
- Absolutely. Thank you.
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Darling.
I love you, love you.
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- Bye. Got to go, got to go.
- Bye.
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She decided to sock me
and my goldfish Sammy away
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in boarding school.
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A week later, sammy died.
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It was a pivotal moment in my life.
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I decided to never invest too much
emotion in one thing.
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It's always a set-up
to the pain of losing them.
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God created me
in His image.
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I guess
he had a thing for models.
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I guess
he had a thing for models.
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Like most models,
I was bored with life.
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I hated everything and everyone.
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If you think America
is dirt bag central,
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clearly you've never been to the sleaze
nation of our Queen Mother.
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I hope all this
is not gonna change you.
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One thing we'd like to change, though...
You said Ian's name wrong.
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- Right, it's "eye-an".
- Ian Ziering, not "ee-an" Ziering.
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It's "eye-an", since birth.
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Brilliant... Absolutely brilliant.
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Mum was determined
to move us to Beverly Hills.
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That damn show started it all.
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That damn show
started it all.
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She remarried to a man
named Mark Waldman.
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He invested in a restaurant
called the Hard Rock Cafe.
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Domino, Domino, give the goddamn
num chucks a rest already.
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It's time for supper. Come on, baby.
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I tried
Beverly Hills High for a spell,
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but it didn't work out.
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I hated them. I hated them all.
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5, 6, 7, 8!
We are Alpha Omega
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we are the AOPs...
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College was even worse.
Mum convinced me to join a sorority.
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It was all fun and games at first.
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Then the hazing started.
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This is fucking disgusting!
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Disgusting!
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Look at these mosquito bites.
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What's it like to have the body
of a 10-year-old boy?
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- Have you had a nose job?
- No.
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A week later, I was expelled.
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In the end,
it all came down to fate...
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An LA Weekly advert
strewn across the ground.
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Claremont Williams III...
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- Yeah!
- The legendary bail bondsman.
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I'm here for
the bounty hunter seminar.
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Cash?
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Keep the change.
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See, as a bail bondsman,
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I'm the go-between for
the court and the accused.
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For a 10% fee,
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I will guarantee the amount
set by the court.
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Now...
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if the defendant should fail to appear
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at his or her court date,
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I will bring in a bounty hunter
to recapture the defendant,
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or I will face having to repay
the court costs myself,
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which... we can't do.
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Now, this occurs most...
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frequently when the collateral
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or the guarantee
given to the bondsman
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turns out to be worthless
or difficult to liquidate.
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So... in layman's terms,
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we get 10% of the bail.
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Now, in the next few moments,
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Ed Moseby will take the podium,
and he will begin the seminar
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on how to become a bounty hunter.
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In the meantime, feel free to take
a coffee break, pee break, whatever.
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We'll be starting
in the next few minutes.
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Hey, how about it? Want to ride
some bounty hunter cock?
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- Fuck you, dickhead.
- Bitch!
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Excuse the fuck out of us!
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We got to ditch this thing.
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Gentlemen...
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it has been a pleasure.
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All right, bathroom window, 5minutes.
263
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,600
I'll keep the engine running.
264
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,600
Nobody really knows
where Ed came from.
265
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:45,500
This much is clear...
the man's been places,
266
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,400
seen things, lived life.
267
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,000
He did a term in Soledad
and a term in Angola,
268
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:54,100
where he lost a toe during a prison riot.
269
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,700
The man's a warrior.
270
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,100
To say that Choco is
the product of a broken home
271
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,800
is to presume a home existed
in the first place.
272
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:24,900
No. Choco never had a home.
Well, not unless you count
273
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,800
10 or so juvenile
correction facilities,
274
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,900
where he spent his childhood.
275
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,100
Mierda! Damn!
276
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,400
Goddamn!
277
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,000
Puta...
278
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,300
- What the fuck is this?
- Where the fuck are you going?
279
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,900
Those people paid for a seminar!
280
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,400
Where do you get off
fucking up my windshield?
281
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,200
I want a job!
282
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,700
Jesus fuckin' Christ, lady.
283
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:07,300
Everybody wants a goddamn job.
284
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,500
What makes you think you
can do this one?
285
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,300
I've been training since I was 12.
286
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,700
Knives, guns, throwing stars.
287
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,300
You name it, I can fight with it.
I'm a hard worker. I'm a hard worker.
288
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,900
I'm fast to learn, and nothing scares me.
I'm not afraid to die.
289
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,300
Why would a...
290
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,900
delicate little thing like you
want to be a goddamn bounty hunter?
291
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,700
I want to have a little fun.
292
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,600
You want to have a little fun?
293
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,900
Well, little girl, you want a job?
294
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,800
Yeah.
295
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,500
It's gonna cost you a new windshield.
296
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,100
You know what? Enough of that
"little girl" shit. The name is Domino.
297
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,900
Domino.
298
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,900
- Domino what?
- No, just Domino.
299
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,200
Let's take a ride.
300
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,300
Qu�?
301
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,200
The kid's name is Hector Maldonado,
19 years old.
302
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:36,300
His mother posted bail for him,
after he was arrested for a drive-by.
303
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,900
He speaks perfect fuckin' English.
He just thinks it's cute
304
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,500
when he's around
a good-looking woman.
305
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,800
Hey. Yeah, listen.
306
00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:01,600
Louise, listen,
you can make this easy,
307
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,100
or you can make it real complicated.
308
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,000
For $200, Louise gave us
her boyfriend's whereabouts
309
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:11,600
at the local gang banger hangout
across the street.
310
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,800
What's his problem?
311
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,900
Latin petulance. Hold on.
Give me a minute with him.
312
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:33,300
All right, come on,
princess, spit it out.
313
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,700
Why do we need that bitch on the
team? You don�t like what I'm doing?
314
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,900
I can hear you.
315
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,600
Hey, baby, why don�t you take a walk
and let me handle this?
316
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,600
First, she ain't on the team yet.
317
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,400
OK?
318
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,000
Second of all,
319
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,100
take a look at her.
320
00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:59,000
I mean, come on, man, she ain't ugly.
321
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,800
You and I walk down the street,
what do people see?
322
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,800
A couple of losers, right?
323
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:07,700
We add her to the equation, you know
what people are gonna think?
324
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,700
What?
325
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:13,400
There goes two of the coolest
mother fuckers who ever lived.
326
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,800
You know what?
I don't know about you, man, but...
327
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:22,000
I'm already
a cool motherfucker, you know?
328
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:24,800
Sometimes you got
your own tongue up your ass.
329
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,700
Little fuckin' pendejo.
330
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,300
I could feel the blood
coursing through my veins.
331
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,200
Merry Christmas.
Did you ever use one of these?
332
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:41,300
Ever heard of the
Beverly Hills Gun Club?
333
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,600
Shotgun in hand,
kicking down a door and wondering
334
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,900
if there was heavy firepower
on the other side.
335
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,300
Domino, you cover the side.
336
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,700
Choco, you cover the rear.
337
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,200
On my word.
338
00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,900
Turns out...
339
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
my first raid was to be
a near-disaster.
340
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,500
That bitch Louise set us up.
341
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,700
Hector was hiding underneath
her bed all along.
342
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,500
- Hey, what's up, fool?
- Hurry! There's 3 po-pos out front!
343
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,800
Fuck. You serious?
344
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,600
Ed On my go.
345
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,600
Go.
346
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:49,000
That night, my coin was tossed.
347
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,700
Heads, you live. Tails, you die.
348
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,600
50/50 chance.
349
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,900
Life or death.
350
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,200
This ain't Sunset Boulevard.
351
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,300
My destiny was life.
352
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,300
Life as a bounty hunter.
353
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,400
Put that shit down, homey!
354
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,900
What the fuck you doin', bitch?!
Step back, motherfucker!
355
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,600
What the fuck you want?
356
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:53,800
We're not cops. We're bounty hunters.
All we want is Hector.
357
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,200
Fuck you and the fuckin' po-pos, bitch!
358
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,700
You tell me where he is,
and I'll give you...
359
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,000
You'll what?
360
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,800
Sometimes a girl has to be
naughty to get herself out of a jam.
361
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,800
I'll give you a lap dance.
362
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,700
Man, fuck you, bitch!
363
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,600
I'll give you a lap dance,
bra and panties on.
364
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,000
Man, if I wanted all that,
I'd go to a strip joint, motherfucker.
365
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,500
Come on, you and me.
366
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,700
You know you want it.
367
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:24,000
Hey, what do you think, dawg?
368
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,200
I want to see what the fuck
this bitch is workin' with.
369
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,700
- I'm offering it to you, baby. Come on.
- Is that right?
370
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,000
Well, take off your clothes, bitch.
371
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,100
Sit down.
372
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,100
That's right, girl.
That's right, girl.
373
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,400
It worked.
374
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,600
We got the scoop
on how to find Hector.
375
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,800
2 weeks later, we nailed him.
376
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:20,100
Claremont was Charlie
to our three Angels.
377
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,700
It's very simple. The...
DMV is the de facto conduit
378
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,600
for all humanity,
379
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,600
and every human being
that we track down
380
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,600
has a record in the DMV database.
381
00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:35,200
Whether it be LAPD,
Social Services,
382
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,100
the Credit Bureau, or the FBI,
383
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,700
they all use the DMV's database
as their hub.
384
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,000
So, we have people on the inside
who feed us the information.
385
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,900
This one right there.
386
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Shit. And who would know it?
387
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:53,500
The gatekeepers of humanity turn out
to be a bunch of sassy black women.
388
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200
Excuse me?
389
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,500
He said he liked your suit.
390
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,700
- Tell him what you said.
- I like your suit.
391
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:23,800
After 6 months,
Claremont hired Alf to drive us around.
392
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,400
We were so busy.
393
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:35,000
Little did I know that the FBI liked
to keep tabs on us bounty hunters.
394
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,200
Ed, what did you do
before you were a bounty hunter?
395
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,800
I played music. I was a musician.
396
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,300
Really?
397
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,300
What, in a band?
398
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,300
Did you ever hear
of Stevie Ray Vaughan?
399
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,600
Wait, you're shitting me.
400
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,300
Stevie and I hooked up in Austin.
401
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,900
Back in the day,
we did the bus tour thing together.
402
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,900
Played every goddamn
small club that would have us.
403
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:11,700
Yep. Me and that boy, we tore it up.
404
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,800
Holy shit.
405
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:19,300
Played with Pat Benatar,
but that was only when I needed cash.
406
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,500
Fuck off. I love Pat Benatar.
407
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,800
Hey... So did I.
408
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:28,400
But that's another story.
409
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,000
Love is a battlefield, baby.
410
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,400
What about Choco?
How did you meet him?
411
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,800
I met Choco on the street...
412
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:49,000
a few hours after he got out of lockup.
413
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,900
He was standing there
in a pair of those jailhouse slippers.
414
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,600
He didn't have a nickel in his pocket
or a place to sleep.
415
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,900
We started talking, and I liked the kid.
416
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,400
Like a little brother.
417
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,200
You know?
418
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,100
Worst thing in the world
is to be caged up.
419
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:12,500
That boy has been there,
and he ain't never goin' back.
420
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,600
Even if it costs him his life.
421
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,700
- What you lookin' at, darlin'?
- Nothing!
422
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,500
Put that fucking gun down!
423
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,300
Put the fucking gun down!
424
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,800
Choco grew up
on the streets of Venezuela.
425
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,000
When he was four years old,
426
00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,800
he stabbed another kid in the eyeball
with a pencil.
427
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,600
There were wires crossed
somewhere in his soul.
428
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,100
In 2003,
I was named Bounty Hunter of the Year.
429
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,400
To the woman who has brought
beauty and grace
430
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,500
to this profession...
431
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,300
Domino Harve-e-e-ey!
432
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,700
From that day on, Eddie,
Choco, and I were inseparable.
433
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,400
It turned out
the three sassy black women and Raul
434
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:16,200
were the gatekeepers of humanity...
the DMV.
435
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,900
Lateesha was one of
Claremont's many mistresses.
436
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,600
Claremont was godfather to us all.
437
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,000
Just look at t that luscious action
right there. Look at that.
438
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,900
Man, I'm gonna get you
a pair of glasses.
439
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,200
Hey.
440
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,400
That's an ass.
441
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,900
Weather's gonna be
a great day today. Lots of sunshine.
442
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,600
Cool temperatures, though.
We should be at 76 degrees.
443
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,600
You know, a guy could get used
to a life this ordinary.
444
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:31,100
Maybe you should...
445
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,700
Maybe you should fuck her mom, too.
446
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,000
What the fuck is your problem, bitch?
447
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,300
So, who is this Choico?
448
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,400
Mum was terrified for me.
449
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,400
She didn't approve
of my lifestyle one bit.
450
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,600
Is he your new boyfriend?
451
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:54,100
His name is Choco, and he's not
my boyfriend. He's a bounty hunter.
452
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,300
Whatever. He's a criminal.
And that Ed Moseby character...
453
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,800
I mean, he's a complete loser.
454
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,700
He knew Frank Sinatra.
455
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,100
Who didn't?
456
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,700
We may have been
dysfunctional, but we worked.
457
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,500
We were family.
458
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,500
Do you know this man?
459
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,700
Yeah, he's a reality television producer.
460
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,500
His name's Mark Heiss.
461
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:42,300
Mr Heiss was very generous in turning
over some videotapes to the FBI.
462
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,900
There's lots of footage of you.
463
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,700
We know everything.
464
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,300
Mark Heiss
was friends with Mum.
465
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,700
I hate this!
466
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,100
They changed the fucking font!
467
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,700
He heard my story
at some cocktail party.
468
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,800
She's stupid! You're not stupid.
469
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,700
- All right.
- Get Cynthia on the line!
470
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,000
- Well, Domino's in the lobby.
- They changed the fucking font!
471
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,200
Well, Domino's been waiting.
472
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,900
Put her in the conference room.
473
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Turns out, he wanted
to put us on television.
474
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,800
I should let you know that
Mr Heiss will only be available to meet
475
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:19,200
for about five minutes, so we should
hurry up and cut to the point.
476
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:25,300
And speak in short sentences
because he has the attention span
477
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,100
of a ferret on crystal meth.
478
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,700
Mum was horrified
and demanded to tag along
479
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,200
just to keep me from signing anything.
480
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,200
- I've seen that.
- Excuse me?
481
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,000
A ferret on crystal meth.
482
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,800
You don�t speak...
you don't speak Spanish?
483
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,800
- No.
- No?
484
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:55,700
This is LA, man.
You should speak Spanish, you know?
485
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,800
OK, everybody has water...
486
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:10,800
God, he should be here
any second. Here he is.
487
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,700
- Sophie.
- Hello.
488
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:19,100
Sorry, guys, about the wait.
I'm having font issues.
489
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,200
Let me cut to the chase
'cause I have to take this call.
490
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:25,400
We want to follow you around
with a camera crew for a week.
491
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:29,300
The last thing we did...
the pilot episode... is not testing well.
492
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,300
We got too many rednecks.
493
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,600
It's too much like Cops.
494
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,400
We need... Go ahead.
495
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,800
We need...
496
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,400
something sexy!
497
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,200
Something different.
498
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,200
We need Domino.
499
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,600
We need Domino.
500
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,100
Listen, friend...
501
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:06,100
we ain't gonna do this thing
502
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,200
unless the whole team
gets equal coverage.
503
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:13,100
You're not her father, Ed.
No one cares what you think.
504
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,400
Well, with all due respect, Mom,
505
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:26,100
I'm her boss,
and she's on my team. OK?
506
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,300
And unless we all get equal coverage,
507
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,600
we're all gonna walk the fuck
out of here together?
508
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:43,500
Equal coverage, or we all walk.
509
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,500
Done! OK.
510
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,500
The whole team... We follow it.
511
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,500
What guarantee can you give us that
Domino's name won�t be tarnished?
512
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,500
Sophie, this is reality television.
513
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,200
What you see is what you get.
514
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:03,700
You will be exploited,
your story won�t be told truthfully,
515
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,200
and your life will never be the same.
516
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,000
I beg you.
517
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:12,300
I beg you not to get involved with this...
518
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,400
this drivel!
519
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:18,200
No offence, Mark,
but we both know that this is drivel.
520
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,500
No offence taken.
521
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,300
Anyway, if she's gonna be in anything,
she should be in the centre.
522
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,700
Sure, OK.
523
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,000
But...
524
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,100
Done!
525
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,000
Talk it over. I have to take this call.
526
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,700
Cynthia, you changed the fucking font
on the promo! Why?
527
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,800
I felt like a hypocrite,
given my hatred of all things Hollywood,
528
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:43,200
but I'll admit...
529
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,200
I wanted my story told.
530
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:49,000
I wanted everyone to know
the things I'd done.
531
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,700
I wanted some recognition
in the world.
532
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,700
We'll do it.
533
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,000
We'll do it.
534
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,300
God help us. God help us all.
535
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,500
It was the beginning of the end.
536
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,400
Jerry! Jerry!
537
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:16,100
Welcome back. We're here in LA
with mixed race single mothers.
538
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,600
Our next guest
takes pride in the fact
539
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,900
that she's in the Guinness
Book of World Records
540
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,800
for being America's
youngest grandmother.
541
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:28,400
And... she's only 28.
542
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,700
Please welcome Lateesha Rodriguez!
543
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,600
Lateesha was
our prime contact at the DMV.
544
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:37,300
Most of our bond certificates
came from Claremont through her.
545
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,900
- Hey, Jerry!
- Hey, Lateesha. How are you?
546
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,700
- I'm fine.
- What's going on?
547
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,100
I'm here today to speak
for all people of mixed race in America.
548
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,000
Now, as a blactino woman, I believe
we deserve our own race category
549
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,900
to forge an identity, Jerry.
That's how I feel.
550
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,300
Did you just say "blactino"?
551
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,400
Yes, I did. I'm a blactino-American.
552
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,300
First of all...
553
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,500
first of all, you don't even look Latino.
554
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,700
You look black.
You're... You're black.
555
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,800
Second of all, I'm of mixed race,
and I've struggled my whole life
556
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:11,200
as to whether I'm Chinese
or whether I'm black.
557
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,700
Chinegro! What you are is chinegro!
558
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,000
- Chinegro?
- Chinegro! There you go!
559
00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,200
- Chinegro?
- You are a chinegro!
560
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:22,800
- What the is chinegro?
- That's what you are! Chinegro is you!
561
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,200
That's some bulls...
562
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:28,800
OK, as I understand it, you brought
a mixed-race flow chart with you.
563
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,800
Why don�t we bring that out?
564
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:37,100
How you doin', sugar? All right.
I'm gonna call you later.
565
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,700
All right.
566
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,500
Take a look at this...
567
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,300
Blactino, black Asian, hispasian, OK?
568
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,500
Now, for the Asian subcategories,
I got you, sister.
569
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,600
We have chinegro right here.
That's you. Chinegro.
570
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,800
That's not a word! That's not a word!
571
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:59,100
Yes, it is, sister.
We have koreagro. Japegro, OK?
572
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:04,400
Chispanic, koreaspanic,
and last but not least,
573
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,600
check this out, y'all... japanic.
574
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,900
That's how I flow with it!
575
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,900
Do you believe the government should
recognise these racial subgroups?
576
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,400
Yes, Jerry, I do.
577
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,800
Hey, wait!
578
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,700
First of all, first of all,
honey, let me tell you,
579
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,500
from one, blactino woman
to another...
580
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,000
- Right on.
- Our concern is education!
581
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:28,400
You ever hear of that?! Here you are,
a 28-year-old grandmother!
582
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,300
Yes, I am.
583
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,500
You need to add another category
to your flow chart.
584
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,200
It's called birth control, bitch!
585
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,300
OK, yeah. Check this out.
586
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,600
I am educated, you blactino bitch!
587
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:45,900
What?!
588
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,200
I'm a Devry graduate! And, yes,
my daughter might be a single mother...
589
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:53,300
- I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!
- Bring it, bitch!
590
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,700
Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
591
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,700
- Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late.
- Dude, it's fucking Map quest.
592
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800
I told you, never again
with that piece of shit.
593
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:20,300
Guys.
594
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,400
Come meet Domino.
595
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:27,500
Domino, I want you to meet
the co-hosts of Bounty Squad.
596
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,600
Fucking... fucking... fucking...
597
00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:35,700
fucking 90210.
I couldn't get away from it.
598
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800
It wasn�t until later on that I realised
599
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,900
Mum had gotten to Heiss
and pulled some strings.
600
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,800
Ian Ziering.
601
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,200
Brian Austin Green. Domino.
602
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:51,000
Cocoa... Choco.
603
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,200
- Cocoa?
- Choco.
604
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:55,100
Choco. Sorry.
605
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,000
The man from Afghanistan
606
00:45:57,100 --> 00:46:00,800
has made some significant
changes to the RV.
607
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,300
My God.
608
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:21,500
Are those real bones?
609
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,100
Monkey... monkey bones?
610
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,200
Shrunken heads?
611
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,400
From my family.
612
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:32,700
I drive these bounty hunters
for a free Afghanistan.
613
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,700
I didn't know
this was gonna be a political show.
614
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:44,000
Alf grew up during the Russian
invasion of Afghanistan.
615
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,200
He had always wanted to be
part of the revolution
616
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,200
but it seemed to pass him by.
617
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
At the tender age of 14,
618
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,200
he decided that explosives
would be his speciality.
619
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,400
His eyebrows
never grew back.
620
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,500
OK, Ed...
621
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,200
What background should someone have
if they want to go into bounty hunting?
622
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,700
How does jail sound?
623
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,300
So, tell me, do you boys hunt?
624
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,700
I killed a... I killed a squirrel...
625
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,400
once.
626
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:58,800
Well, let me tell you something.
Once you hunt a human being,
627
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:02,500
you'll never hunt an animal again.
628
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,600
You know, it's a different kind of rush.
629
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:08,600
The problem is, is that when
you've done it for as long as I have,
630
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:10,600
all you got to show for it is
631
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:14,400
an empty bank account and, IBS.
632
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:20,000
- IBS?
- Yeah, that's irritable bowel syndrome.
633
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:24,900
You got a spastic colon?
That's hysterical.
634
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,200
You know, my grandmother
has one of those.
635
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,300
Does your grandmother hunt?
636
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,000
Well, I don't know. Maybe.
637
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:38,600
Why don't you just
shut the fuck up?
638
00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:48,900
You were supposed to talk about
the healthcare crisis!
639
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,700
Exactly. Why would you use
Jerry Springer
640
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:56,000
as a platform for some kind of
progressive race modification proposal?
641
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:59,000
Well, I don't think Ted Koppel
would blook Lateesha Rodriguez!
642
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:03,000
- Not a chance.
- Not a chance in hell.
643
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:05,500
OK, Jerry is one of the only forums
our people have, baby.
644
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,600
I thought having time on Springer
would give me a chance
645
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,400
of gettin' a blook deal
or a correspondence gig on BET.
646
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,000
Jenny Jones bitch got cancelled.
647
00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:16,400
Yeah, Montel would've been better.
648
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,600
Lateesha's granddaughter
Mika had a rare blood disease.
649
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:28,600
Her white cell count was dropping fast.
650
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,300
Dad?
651
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,800
We need money.
652
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,700
I got an idea.
653
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,300
What?
654
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,200
Armoured car business.
655
00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:45,500
We just signed a new
insurance policy in Nevada.
656
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,600
There's a loophole.
657
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:54,100
Claremont Williams,
bail bondsman,
658
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,400
armoured car service,
bounty hunter service.
659
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,900
An unusual combination.
660
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400
Kee Kee, me and Claremont
661
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,800
are working on a plan
to get money for Mika.
662
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,600
A real good plan, baby... a good plan.
663
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,000
Are you aware that Lateesha Rodriguez
has been running
664
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,000
a counterfeit driver's licence racket?
665
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,500
Well, that's the word on the street.
666
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,700
You drove Lateesha's daughter
to school,
667
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,900
then dropped her off
at the DMV. Why?
668
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,300
Her car was in the shop.
669
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:45,100
How convenient. The morning
you call in sick, I turn on the TV
670
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,800
and see you all over Jerry Springer.
671
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,600
- Never heard of Ti Vo?
- Think I can afford it?
672
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:56,000
Give me a break, Pat.
What do you want?
673
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:59,700
I got a call yesterday from
our health care provider.
674
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,400
They said you tried to pass your
granddaughter off as Kee Kee
675
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,200
down at City Terrace
Community Hospital.
676
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:09,200
They said you forged the age on the
application for some sort of operation.
677
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:12,900
Mother fuckin' HMOs
don't cover grandchildren.
678
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,400
That fuckin' operation is $300,000.
Where am I gonna get the money, Pat?
679
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:22,400
You should've thought about that
before you became a grandmother.
680
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,700
Fuck you.
681
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:29,200
You got 2 weeks to clear out your desk.
682
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:32,200
It just kept
getting worse for Lateesha.
683
00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:35,700
- What?
- Did I stutter? 2 weeks.
684
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:39,100
No one could've
expected what happened next.
685
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:44,500
By the way, there are a couple of
FBI agents here that want to talk to you.
686
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,300
You're gonna go to jail
for a long, long time, Lateesha.
687
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:55,900
Unless you cooperate with us.
688
00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,900
Their names
were Cosgrove and Wilson.
689
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,900
Someone had tipped them off
to Lateesha's counterfeit scam,
690
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,500
but that's not what
they were really after.
691
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,300
I'm listening.
692
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,800
In about 10 minutes,
a college kid named Frances
693
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:12,700
is gonna walk up to your window
and ask for 4counterfeit IDs.
694
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,700
You could help us out here.
695
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,300
Lateesha, we want
to know what he�s up to.
696
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,600
I mean, look at you. You got your hair
did, your nails lookin' all good.
697
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,700
You go to jail, that's all gonna go away.
698
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,100
- Won't see your kids for a long time.
- Think about it.
699
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,300
It's gonna be long as hell.
700
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,100
This was when Lateesha
decided to do something foolish,
701
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,500
and Frances was
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
702
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,000
OK.
703
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:46,700
OK. He and three of his friends
are gonna hijack an armoured truck.
704
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,700
They're gonna walk away
with 10 million in cash.
705
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,800
10 million.
706
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:01,800
Now serving GO86.
707
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,300
Hey.
708
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,100
Weather Sunshine, that's for sure.
We should be at 76 degrees,
709
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,400
the downtown area barely breaking
that 70-degree mark.
710
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:35,100
66 was the high yesterday. Overnight
lows dropping down to 48 degrees.
711
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,500
All right, y'all, Lateesha done...
712
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,800
Lateesha done dug herself a deep hole,
713
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:44,400
and, she can't get out by herself.
714
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,400
Can y'all dig what I�m saying?
715
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:49,700
Mija, we're in a hole together.
We dig together. We're a team.
716
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,800
Just like Billy Ocean says:
"When the going gets tough... "
717
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,200
"the tough get going. "
718
00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:01,300
There are 3 kinds
of people in this world...
719
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,300
the rich,
720
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,300
the poor, and everyone in between.
721
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,100
Think you're having a tough day?
You should see this.
722
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,300
I got an armoured truck that's empty.
Yeah.
723
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,100
I think Mr Wonderful is pulling up now.
724
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:24,600
That's Drake Bishop, owner
of the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino.
725
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,800
He's worth a billion dollars,
10 million of it recently stolen.
726
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:31,400
His attorney, Burke Beckett.
727
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,300
- I'm Detective Chris Cudlitz.
- We know who you are.
728
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,400
Where's my money?
729
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:38,500
I think it�s probably best
if we take a look at the tapes.
730
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,900
Our tapes show
that at 6:23am,
731
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,400
your truck pulls into the parking lot
and turns the engine off.
732
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:55,500
- Rewind, please.
- Rewind the tape.
733
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,900
- Freeze the tape.
- Freeze the tape.
734
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:05,600
- Now, can you zoom in?
- Zoom in, please.
735
00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:08,100
You a fucking mockingbird?
Shut the fuck up!
736
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,900
I just...
737
00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:19,000
- Nancy Reagan.
- I think that's Hillary Clinton.
738
00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:22,900
- Fat ankles.
- It's Barbara fucking Bush.
739
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,800
And Jacqueline Onassis
just to her left.
740
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:29,400
Christ almighty, it's the goddamned
First Ladies.
741
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,700
If you don�t mind me
asking you, Mr Bishop,
742
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,900
what exactly is in those tan duffel bags?
743
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,000
- You don�t have to answer that.
- Shut up, Burke. $10 million, cash.
744
00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,900
Don't tell me it was a fucking hijacking.
745
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:46,400
How'd you get me
in this position, Burke?
746
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:49,500
Mr. Bishop?
You have an urgent telephone call, sir.
747
00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:52,500
Yeah. Bishop.
748
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,100
Bishop, this is Claremont Williams.
749
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,700
I own the Williams Brothers
Armoured Car Service.
750
00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,900
Yeah.
751
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,600
Hold on a minute, please.
752
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,000
Let me isolate it.
753
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,600
Yesterday I received
an e-mail from a source.
754
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:22,400
In this e-mail were
four social security numbers
755
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,200
made to counterfeit
California driver's licences.
756
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:26,500
And?
757
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,200
I believe these are the gentlemen
who robbed us, sir.
758
00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:32,500
I'm also a bail bondsman
out of Los Angeles,
759
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,700
and I can track down and deliver these
thieves to you for a small finder's fee.
760
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:40,100
- How much?
- Just $300,000.
761
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,100
And what happens
if you don't deliver?
762
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,300
My theft insurance policy
will have to fork over that $10 million.
763
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,300
That will take 6-8 months.
764
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,000
But you should know, sir,
that I employ bounty hunters,
765
00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:55,500
and my bounty hunters can and will
track down these thieves.
766
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,500
Well, you deliver these crooks to me
and you've got yourself a deal...
767
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,900
300,000.
768
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,300
Thank you, sir. That's a deal.
769
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:09,700
Crime boss Anthony Cigliutti.
770
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:15,300
Bishop's attorney had put his boss
in business with the mob.
771
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,100
They're asking for a finder�s fee.
772
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,100
Finder's fee? That's bullshit.
773
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,500
Sounds like an inside job to me.
774
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,200
Could be. Who knows
if this Claremont Williams
775
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:27,100
is in on the heist or not.
776
00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:30,600
All I know, if this joker
delivers the First Ladies,
777
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,600
we'll split the 300,000 fee with you.
778
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,000
All right, gentlemen.
Sounds like we got a little situation here.
779
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,900
Quite a mess indeed.
780
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,400
Beckett had just brokered
an underhanded deal with Cigliutti.
781
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:51,400
The 10 million,
en route from LA to Vegas,
782
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:53,000
belonged to the mob.
783
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:57,600
Bishop's clean reputation was a great
cover for laundered cash.
784
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,500
If the FBI could link
the two men together,
785
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,900
it would be the takedown of the century.
786
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,700
The FBI was always listening,
hence the underwater cordless.
787
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,500
In Needles.
788
00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:31,600
Locus Fender was brought in
to drive the armoured car,
789
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:34,000
another one of Claremont's
network of stooges.
790
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,700
His mother Edna
worked at the Nedles DMV.
791
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,800
Mama! You're not gonna believe this.
Mama, come quick!
792
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,000
- Where are the First Ladies?
- They disappeared.
793
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,800
What do you mean, they disappeared?
794
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,900
According to Locus,
they stopped for gas.
795
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:54,900
I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab
a Mountain Dew. Don�t make a peep.
796
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:57,100
Especially you, Barbara.
797
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,900
- Hey, man.
- Hey, how's it going?
798
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,100
I need to get...
799
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,900
$8 of gas and...
800
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,700
A Mountain Dew.
Do you have Moonpie?
801
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,300
Yeah, I got a couple of them over there.
802
00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,500
And a slim...
803
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,500
Shit! No, no, no!
804
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:26,500
He was sure they'd nabbed
the cash. Straight-up double-cross.
805
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,200
But they'd left without it.
806
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,500
That doesn�t make any sense.
807
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:43,900
Well, they left all the money.
It doesn�t make sense...
808
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,500
Locus! Fuck �em. Their loss is our gain.
809
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,400
Put the money in the freezer.
810
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,800
- Mama?
- Locus... Fuck �em.
811
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,700
OK, Mama.
812
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:59,000
Either this was some kind of
setup, or the First Ladies got scared,
813
00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:01,000
decided to pull out and cut their losses.
814
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:07,400
Are you wearing makeup?
815
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,600
What, can you tell?
816
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:12,900
You're wearing eyeliner, man.
You look like a drag queen.
817
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:15,500
Who the hell is that?
818
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:33,500
Guys, it's time.
We need the bounty hunters.
819
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,300
Come on! 110%.
820
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,800
Looks like Night of the Living Dead.
821
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:44,100
Are we on? Now?
822
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,100
Yeah, now.
823
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,800
- Is that a joint?
- No. He's not smoking.
824
01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:52,600
Put that down. You know, television...
the people watching, those kids...
825
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,800
Yeah, yeah...
826
01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:04,000
Claremont fed us a fake story
about the First Ladies.
827
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,000
Are we rolling?
828
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,700
So, today, Domino and her team are out
to nab four criminals for forging checks
829
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,000
with counterfeit driver's licences.
830
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000
What can you tell us about
these 4creeps, Domino?
831
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:21,300
Apparently, they call
themselves the First Ladies.
832
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,700
Jackie Onassis...
his real name was Lester Kincaid.
833
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,100
Yo, yo, yo yo, yo
834
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:36,100
Hey, Rochelle.
Put your mama on the phone.
835
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,800
Hey, what's happening, baby?
836
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,000
Lester Kincaid, you're going to jail.
837
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,600
What the fuck is this shit? Hey, man!
838
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,100
I need clearances.
839
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,400
- Go, go.
- Cho... Chocko... Choco.
840
01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:56,600
Jesus. This guy's a psychopath.
841
01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:01,100
What do we get for $10?
Everything you want.
842
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:05,600
Nancy Reagan turned out to
be a sex addict named Howie Stein.
843
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:10,100
My name is Howie, and I am
a recovering nymphomaniac.
844
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,600
Yeah!
Hi, Howie.
845
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,800
Now, if 2 Live Crew
has taught us anything,
846
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:29,900
it's that horniness in today's society
is out of control.
847
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,400
And at one point
within the next decade,
848
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,200
mark my words, ladies and gentlemen,
849
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:37,600
society will have reached
something I call...
850
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,800
APATT...
851
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:44,300
"All porno, all the time. "
852
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:49,000
Pornography will have become
an epidemic in this country.
853
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:52,100
Phase one... masturbation.
854
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,200
- Who's this chump?
- That's Howard Stein.
855
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,600
He's an entertainment lawyer,
some shit firm.
856
01:02:57,700 --> 01:02:59,000
Love him.
857
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:01,100
He's so attractive.
858
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,200
And to our female friends here today,
859
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:08,400
we must not abuse of our dogs with
the lure of a peanut butter snatch.
860
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:11,800
We must channel our horniness
into extracurricular activities.
861
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:14,700
Howard Stein, you're under arrest.
862
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,500
Whoa! Look, he's got him by the eyes.
863
01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:30,900
Barbara Bush
and Hillary Clinton were next.
864
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,900
Frances and Charles Cigliutti.
865
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,900
Their father was mob boss
Anthony Cigliutti. They were Mafia kids.
866
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,200
We found them at their frat house, and
they'd been under FBI surveillance
867
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,600
for the past six months.
868
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:04,200
All right, boys, we're in business.
869
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,200
Yeah. The bounty hunters have arrived.
870
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:11,900
They're driving Winne...
driving Winnebagos?
871
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,400
What is this shit?
872
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,800
Is that the guy from
Beverly Hills 90210?
873
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:26,400
- I fuckin' loved that show, man.
- Well, he hasn't aged well.
874
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,700
We're looking for Frances and Charles!
Are they here?
875
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:44,100
We're from a new reality TV show.
It's called Bounty Squad.
876
01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:49,100
Jesus, look at that.
She just tells it like it is.
877
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,100
It's... It's... we should sign her.
878
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,700
Frances! Frances!
879
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:10,000
Frances! Frances!
880
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:13,700
All right, 60 seconds.
Here's the question.
881
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:16,600
Which one of you is Frances?
882
01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:58,500
This girl is gonna be a star.
883
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,100
We should sign her
to a talent holding deal.
884
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,500
Stay down!
885
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,700
Fucker!
886
01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:31,000
Fuck!
887
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800
Fuck.
888
01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:53,900
I told him back off.
It's too psychotic.
889
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,500
- Hello?
- You get all four?
890
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,800
- Yeah.
- Good.
891
01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:16,200
Deliver them to the Needles DMV,
892
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:18,700
sundown,
the Sam Kinison Monument.
893
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,900
Why in the fuck out there?
894
01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:24,700
Listen, I can't even find any warrants
in the system for these four.
895
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,900
The system hasn't been updated is all.
896
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,300
- Hey.
- How you doing?
897
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:54,500
- This is all an act, isn�t it?
- What is?
898
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:58,300
This... this whole tough chick thing.
899
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,700
What makes you so sure?
900
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:04,500
I'm an actor.
901
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,500
You can't fake it like we can.
902
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,200
You know what I think?
0
00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:12,200
RESYNC BY BSpidey87
903
01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:14,100
I think you're just a scared little girl
with some serious daddy issues.
904
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,100
Motherfucker!
905
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:33,500
You... you broke my fuckin' nose!
906
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:38,900
Thanks.
907
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,700
My friend Tina,
she thought you were dead.
908
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:48,500
Really? Well, tell your friend Tina...
she's a whore.
909
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,400
- It's still bleeding.
- I can�t believe this fucking bitch.
910
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,600
- I'm sorry!
911
01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:10,900
Where are the bond certificates?
912
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,700
There are no bond certificates.
913
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,200
Claremont didn�t provide them?
914
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:20,800
He didn't give me anything.
915
01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,900
Hey, Claremont said
drop the First Ladies off in Needles,
916
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,200
go home and don't ask any questions.
917
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:37,100
There's only one reason that we
wouldn�t have any bond certificates.
918
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,800
These guys have never been arrested.
919
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,600
Is this an inside job?
920
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,800
- No, that's bullshit...
- Do you believe what's going on?
921
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,800
No, I didn't sign on for this shit, Terry.
I got punched in the...
922
01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:23,900
Get the fuckin' camera
off me right now, please.
923
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:30,200
Put down the camera.
Turn the fucking camera off!
924
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,800
What happens now?
925
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:34,700
The tour is cancelled.
926
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,200
You drove us to Needles
to putus in jail?
927
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,700
Come on, move! Getup. Come on.
928
01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:42,000
Turn the fucking camera off!
929
01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:44,500
Don�t listen to her. Keep filming.
930
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,900
Fucker!
931
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,800
Fuck!
932
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,200
- I ain't worth this shit.
- Shut the fuck up and walk.
933
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,000
- These aren't cops.
- No shit.
934
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:16,100
Watch your mouth. God is listening.
935
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,200
Come over here, good-looking.
936
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:20,400
Here's your First Ladies.
937
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:23,300
Pleasure doing business with you.
938
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,900
She told me she was 18.
939
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,600
- Ow. Fuck!
- I hit my head, too.
940
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:47,400
Why the fuck are we staying
in this shithole? This is ridiculous.
941
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,200
Guys.
942
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:54,800
The footage we captured for that
was phenomenal.
943
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:56,700
Did you get the broken fuckin' nose?
944
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,600
- It's gonna jumpstart your careers.
- Fuck, yeah.
945
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:01,900
Look at my face!
946
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000
It's all good.
947
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:11,300
You need to start thinking more
positively. We need to celebrate.
948
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,500
- We need to go to, like, a strip club.
- All right.
949
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:28,000
Something awful
was about to happen.
950
01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:43,700
I could feel it in my bones.
951
01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:16,000
What?
952
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:31,100
Do you mind if I ask you a question?
953
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,600
Do I look like I speak Spanish?
954
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:40,100
Do I look South American to you?
I don't understand
955
01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:41,800
a word you're fucking saying.
956
01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:45,100
You know what? Ed's right.
It's not cute. It's not fucking cute!
957
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,600
It's never been fucking cute, Choco!
I don't fucking understand you!
958
01:13:48,700 --> 01:13:50,600
You're a freak!
959
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:25,500
Man, they never show the cum shots
in these shitbag motels.
960
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:52,700
Jesus Christ, Choco. I just got done
paying 12.95 for this movie.
961
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:57,100
- I'm never gonna know how it ends.
- Don't fuck with me, Ed.
962
01:14:57,100 --> 01:15:00,400
Listen, Choco, don't go goddamn
King Kong on me, OK?
963
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:04,200
If you want to be alone...
if you need me, I'll tell you what...
964
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,400
I'll be in Domino's room.
I'll be makin' up my own ending.
965
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,300
Shut up!
966
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,400
Come on, boy.
I'm gonna whip your ass,
967
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,200
and then I'm gonna whip your
goddamn girlfriend's ass.
968
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:24,800
- Do it!
- Hey, wait a minute...
969
01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:30,800
What are you doing? Over this?!
970
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:33,300
- Pull the fuckin' trigger.
- I will fucking pull it!
971
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,000
I know it comes easy
to a fucker like you.
972
01:15:36,100 --> 01:15:39,200
Pull it. Pull the trigger.
973
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:45,200
You think I don't know
what the fuck's goin' on?
974
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:49,400
Let me tell you something.
975
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:53,700
You see this?
976
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,300
There was no prison riot.
977
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,200
I blew off my own goddamn toe.
978
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,600
Just to numb the pain.
979
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,700
Let me tell you something...
we all get weak over women.
980
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,200
We all get weak over women.
981
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:17,100
Fuckin' broads are all nuts.
They know how to kill us.
982
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,900
And this kid in there...
983
01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:21,300
she's killin' you.
984
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,800
Who are you?
985
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,200
Sir...
986
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:22,800
You want me to shoot 'em
in the kneecaps?
987
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:26,400
Now, you listen to me.
Hold on one second.
988
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:30,700
Ask them politely where the money is.
989
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,600
If they don't know, just tell them
to start digging their own graves.
990
01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:36,800
OK.
991
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,600
- Yeah. Hello?
- Mr. Cigliutti?
992
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:53,800
I'm calling from the Zeta Theta Theta
house at Cal West LA.
993
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:57,400
- Yes, yes. What is it?
- I'm sorry to be bothering you.
994
01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:59,700
- It's a bit of an emergency.
- What?
995
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,200
Your sons have been kidnapped
by these crazy game show hosts.
996
01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:08,400
Wait, wait, wait. My sons Frances
and Charlie have been kidnapped?
997
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,400
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
998
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:20,900
We don't know about any money.
We were just going to get fake IDs.
999
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:25,600
Forgive us, O Lord,
for our daily trespasses...
1000
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,400
for we know not what we do,
1001
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,100
and what we see...
1002
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,400
may not be the truth.
1003
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,800
I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab
a Mountain Dew. Don�t make a peep.
1004
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:40,100
Especially you, Barbara.
1005
01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:46,300
The three sassy black women
and Raul were the real First Ladies.
1006
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,100
- What now?
- I don't know.
1007
01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,200
Hello? Where are you?!
1008
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:02,700
I'm pullin' up right now.
Evacuate the van, Tee.
1009
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,500
Plans have changed.
We setup the wrong guys.
1010
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,500
The four guys we nabbed
were just Lateesha's patsies.
1011
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,400
It was her sorry luck
they were connected to the mob.
1012
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:20,700
Get out! Get out of the car!
1013
01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:43,500
You have fucked us so bad.
1014
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,400
- I fucked up?
- You heard me.
1015
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:49,400
You can't help your black, greedy, lyin'
ass from tryin' to get every fuckin' thing.
1016
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:53,800
All you did is put a death sentence
on my grandbaby. That's all you did.
1017
01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:57,200
- Did you know what I was trying to do?
- What?
1018
01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:59,500
What was you tryin' to do, Claremont?!
1019
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,200
- I ain't talkin' to y'all.
- What was you tryin' to get done?
1020
01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:05,000
Shut the fuck up! Everybody!
1021
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,100
You mad because you fucked up!
1022
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,000
Who told you to get
those boys involved?
1023
01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,800
What the fuck else did you want?!
1024
01:20:10,900 --> 01:20:13,000
Let's go home right now!
1025
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:34,200
Hi.
1026
01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,300
Domino, we got a problem.
1027
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:40,200
Lateesha's assumed
the FBI was onto the scam...
1028
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,200
the fake ID scam.
1029
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:44,800
She sets up these college kids.
1030
01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:48,600
These kids have been under
FBI surveillance for the last 6 months.
1031
01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:52,200
- What happened to them?
- They might be dead already.
1032
01:20:55,800 --> 01:21:01,100
There's something else
you should know about these kids.
1033
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:04,800
They're Mafia kids, Cigliutti's kids.
1034
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:07,600
Jesus Christ.
1035
01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:12,600
What, Anthony Cigliutti? Fuck,
Claremont! You've so fucked us up.
1036
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:16,000
You set me up to deliver...
1037
01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:20,800
fucking Mafia crime boss children
to be executed.
1038
01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:25,900
Just relax. Just follow my instructions
and we all walk away from this clean.
1039
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,500
Claremont laid it
all out on the table.
1040
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,900
His plan was to ask for
a $300,000 finder's fee
1041
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:38,400
to recover the 10 million he'd stolen.
It all became a huge cluster fuck
1042
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:42,700
when Lateesha tried to pin it
on the Cigliutti kids.
1043
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,900
Now our only chance for survival
1044
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,600
was to stay on course
and retrieve the money.
1045
01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:49,300
Alf, come on!
1046
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:53,800
First priority was to cut loose
the crew and sabotage the footage.
1047
01:21:53,900 --> 01:21:55,300
We couldn't leave
any evidence behind.
1048
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,700
Come on, guys! It's time to go!
1049
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:01,100
Alf, go grab all the footage,
every tape you see. Come on!
1050
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:04,800
We gotta go find Locus Fender.
He knows exactly where the money is.
1051
01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:09,400
We find the money, we return it to
Bishop, we're in the clear. Come on!
1052
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,300
I knew in my heart of hearts
1053
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,100
we should've stopped
when my goldfish died.
1054
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,800
It was a sign from a higher power.
1055
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:22,700
Alf!
1056
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:27,000
For fuck's sake, Alf!
1057
01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:32,900
Where the fuck are the tapes?
1058
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,200
Based on Claremont's plan,
1059
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:08,500
we joined forces with
Lashandra and Lashindra.
1060
01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:13,000
- You want a lap dance?
- Yeah.
1061
01:23:13,100 --> 01:23:16,400
Tonight we have a 2-for-1 special
for these luscious tits.
1062
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,600
Luscious tits.
1063
01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:21,500
Come on. Come on, baby.
1064
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,900
What's goin' on?
What the fuck?! I didn't do anything!
1065
01:23:41,300 --> 01:23:45,200
I kicked ass at the fucking audition.
Seriously, I really was great.
1066
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:51,000
My agent called
and says that I'm too old.
1067
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,100
Ian, how you doing?
You all right? Yeah?
1068
01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:22,800
Domino, Domino,
now, listen to me.
1069
01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:25,200
The combination code is
tattooed on his right arm.
1070
01:24:25,300 --> 01:24:27,800
You will never get inside
Edna Fender's safe
1071
01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:32,100
unless you have the code breaker
on that arm. Understand?
1072
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:34,100
You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
1073
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:36,700
Listen, Edna's armed and dangerous...
1074
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,400
So don't fuck around.
1075
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:41,600
- What?
- Remove the right arm.
1076
01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:45,700
- You're breaking up.
- Domino, remove the right arm.
1077
01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:55,900
Remove his shirt
from his upper right arm.
1078
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,800
You'll find the combination inside
the tattoo on his arm. You got me?
1079
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,600
What did he say?
1080
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:29,800
He said, "Remove the right arm. "
1081
01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:51,400
You're fuckin' crazy!
1082
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,600
Phew!
1083
01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:56,600
My fuckin' arm!
1084
01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:17,400
So, now we're back where we started.
1085
01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:20,000
We sure are.
1086
01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:28,700
Edna! You beautiful thing, come on out.
1087
01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:31,700
We found the money in the freezer.
It was all there.
1088
01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:41,500
That's a lot to carry.
1089
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:48,900
How about a pot of coffee, Edna?
It's gonna be a long night.
1090
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:52,000
...part light-induced, part drug.
1091
01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:02,800
Turned out Edna
had one last trick up her sleeve.
1092
01:28:13,900 --> 01:28:16,400
Cocksuckers gonna pay.
1093
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:22,600
Mescaline.
1094
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:26,600
With each passing second,
1095
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:30,500
reality eclipsed
into the asphalt horizon.
1096
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:37,500
Soon, the mescaline was
pulsing through our veins.
1097
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:43,200
...pulsing through our veins.
1098
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:46,100
There is mescaline in your system,
1099
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,400
but I'm guessing it's nothing new.
1100
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,800
It's not unusual for someone like you...
1101
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:57,200
pampered her whole life...
1102
01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:02,700
to indulge in drugs
as a coping mechanism.
1103
01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:08,400
Not living up to your expectations.
1104
01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:13,100
Certainly not up to your mother's.
1105
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:16,200
You know you're a heartbreak to her,
don�t you?
1106
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:20,000
Now the bitch
was getting personal.
1107
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:45,200
You lost everything that belongs to you.
1108
01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:47,500
You can take responsibility for it, or not.
1109
01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:51,100
Either way, you've got
no one to blame but yourself.
1110
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,800
Hey, there's someone coming.
1111
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:46,300
Hey!
1112
01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:49,200
David!
1113
01:32:54,100 --> 01:32:55,700
We need help.
1114
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:59,300
Miracles. You're all miracles.
1115
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:01,700
Thank you! Thank God!
1116
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,100
What's your name?
1117
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,000
Domino.
1118
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:39,200
I know you.
1119
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:44,700
You're the angel of fire.
1120
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:47,000
Angel of fire.
1121
01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,500
I know you.
1122
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:54,500
You burn bright enough
to know there are certain sacrifices
1123
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:57,200
that need to be made.
1124
01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:07,200
You see, if you don't give back
the money, you all will die.
1125
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:14,400
And you will die contorted,
and you will die unforgiven.
1126
01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:19,500
You see, there's... there's this...
this puzzle,
1127
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:22,700
and at the centre of this puzzle,
there's a child,
1128
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:25,300
and this is a very sick child.
1129
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:27,700
Avery sick child.
1130
01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:34,300
But this child will be
a great leader someday.
1131
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:37,100
Do you know the child I speak of?
1132
01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:39,600
Yes.
1133
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:45,400
Well, you have only one destiny,
and that destiny is...
1134
01:34:46,700 --> 01:34:51,300
that you must offer your lives
in exchange for the life of the child.
1135
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,900
Then, and only then,
1136
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:57,600
will you truly be cleansed
in the blood of the lamb.
1137
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:11,100
Take us to Vegas.
1138
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:50,400
It's official.
1139
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:54,000
Bishop whacked Frances and Chuckie.
1140
01:35:57,100 --> 01:36:00,600
- What's our options?
- What's your options?
1141
01:36:06,300 --> 01:36:07,800
Kill them.
1142
01:36:07,900 --> 01:36:11,100
When?
1143
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,600
- When?
- Tonight!
1144
01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:18,400
Kill them all.
1145
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:20,600
Kill them all tonight!
1146
01:36:23,900 --> 01:36:25,500
Go! Go!
1147
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,800
Let's go! Move it out!
1148
01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:43,500
You know, we discovered the bodies
early this morning.
1149
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:46,700
The FBI was lying.
1150
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:49,600
The guys we nabbed
weren't dead after all.
1151
01:37:00,100 --> 01:37:03,800
Please, I just supply them with pussy.
1152
01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:07,100
I justwant to get people high, man.
1153
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,500
Fuck 'em. They don't know.
1154
01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,600
Fuck, this shit's intense.
1155
01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:44,800
Ian, just do what they say.
I don�t feel like getting killed.
1156
01:37:44,900 --> 01:37:47,000
We need you to book us
a hotel suite.
1157
01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:49,900
- What, with my money?
- Put it on your credit card.
1158
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:53,700
Are you serious?
OK, don't look at me that way.
1159
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:10,100
- This is Bishop.
- Mr Bishop,
1160
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:13,100
the bounty hunters have arrived.
Where do you want to meet?
1161
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:16,900
Top of the World at the Stratosphere.
Yeah, it's completely secure.
1162
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:22,000
We'll drop off the money in exactly
one hour. Should we say, 7pm?
1163
01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:23,600
Yeah, good.
1164
01:38:23,700 --> 01:38:28,900
We'll drop off the money in exactly
one hour. Should we say, 7pm?
1165
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:32,700
All right, boys, we're in business.
1166
01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:41,400
We could let Cigliutti think
that the kids are still dead.
1167
01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:45,500
Yeah, and then we can flush out
Cigliutti in the money exchange.
1168
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:48,000
Yeah!
1169
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:53,200
Wilson...
They're on the move.
1170
01:39:00,300 --> 01:39:01,400
Yeah, what?
1171
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:04,500
Yeah, Mr Cigliutti, the money exchange
with Drake Bishop
1172
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:09,800
will occur on the top floor suite of
the Stratosphere at exactly 7pm.
1173
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:15,500
Sounds like we got a negro
Deep Throat here. Right?
1174
01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:21,000
Man, we are so fucked.
1175
01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:25,900
Yeah, well, that guy said
we were fucked either way.
1176
01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:38,400
- Hello?
- Domino...
1177
01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:43,400
the money exchange will take place
at Top of the World, Stratosphere.
1178
01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:46,500
And I need you
to get there right at 7pm.
1179
01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:52,700
I'm sorry it turned out like this.
I won�t forget this, Domino.
1180
01:40:23,300 --> 01:40:25,500
Get off.
1181
01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:31,600
Lateesha.
1182
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:35,300
What the fuck have you gotten us into?
1183
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:39,100
Claremont negotiated a finder�s fee
for $300,000.
1184
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,700
He fucked it up
'cause he tried to take all of it.
1185
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:44,800
- Bullshit. You set us up.
- Fuck you.
1186
01:40:50,900 --> 01:40:54,600
Domino, if I could take it all back,
I would.
1187
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:59,100
Well, they're gonna kill us
if we don't deliver all the money.
1188
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:13,200
$300,000, and I need to collect
that fee right now.
1189
01:41:14,600 --> 01:41:18,200
It'll pay for my baby's entire operation.
1190
01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:21,200
Please.
1191
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:39,200
Alf, what the fuck
are you doing in there?!
1192
01:41:39,300 --> 01:41:40,700
Alf!
1193
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:46,300
Wanker, cut the drama.
I need 300k from one of the bags.
1194
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,700
I love you, Domino.
1195
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,400
Thank you.
1196
01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:45,800
This is your last chance. Once I walk
out that door, I can't help you.
1197
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:50,000
You have a fondness for tattoos.
1198
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:56,300
You've been staring
at my goldfish all afternoon.
1199
01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:59,800
It's a koi, actually.
1200
01:42:59,900 --> 01:43:02,200
The Japanese refer
to them as shiro muji,
1201
01:43:02,300 --> 01:43:05,000
which, translated, means "white...
1202
01:43:05,900 --> 01:43:08,100
and nothing else. "
1203
01:43:10,300 --> 01:43:13,300
Do you know why I really
became a bounty hunter?
1204
01:43:13,900 --> 01:43:16,400
Because of cunts like me?
1205
01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:24,200
It kills you that
while I'm coming into my own,
1206
01:43:24,300 --> 01:43:27,300
you're stuck
in some dead-end marriage.
1207
01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:29,900
Or, worse yet, an unfulfilling job.
1208
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:32,700
I'm not married.
1209
01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:36,000
And I love my job.
1210
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:39,700
Where are you hiding your tattoo?
1211
01:43:39,800 --> 01:43:41,500
Is it on your ankle?
1212
01:43:41,500 --> 01:43:44,400
No. Or is it somewhere else?
1213
01:43:44,500 --> 01:43:47,100
Is it somewhere nasty?
1214
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:51,200
I'm picturing something...
picturing something delicate,
1215
01:43:51,300 --> 01:43:54,800
like a rose, or... or a hummingbird.
1216
01:43:54,900 --> 01:43:57,600
Or, no. Maybe it's the name of a man
1217
01:43:57,700 --> 01:44:00,100
that you can't bring home to Daddy.
1218
01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:05,700
No.
1219
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:09,000
No, I'm completely wrong,
aren't I, Taryn?
1220
01:44:09,100 --> 01:44:10,500
God.
1221
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:13,800
See, I bet... I'm thinking...
1222
01:44:13,900 --> 01:44:17,500
that when you go to sleep
alone tonight...
1223
01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:21,000
it's my pussy you'll be dreaming of.
1224
01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:23,600
Really?
1225
01:46:03,500 --> 01:46:05,000
Brian...
1226
01:46:05,700 --> 01:46:07,600
I love you, bro.
1227
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:51,400
Welcome to the Top of the World.
1228
01:46:55,800 --> 01:46:59,100
It's a little out of the way,
but, very private.
1229
01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:04,600
Where have I seen
you two boys before?
1230
01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:06,600
We're actors.
1231
01:47:06,700 --> 01:47:08,600
What the fuck are you doing here?
1232
01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:12,100
- We're celebrity hostages.
- Celebrity hostages?
1233
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:14,700
Yeah. Apparently, people
don't kill other people
1234
01:47:14,800 --> 01:47:17,500
when celebrities are around.
1235
01:47:18,200 --> 01:47:20,400
Brings too much attention.
1236
01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:23,200
I see.
1237
01:47:23,300 --> 01:47:27,200
Well, I'd better have you
escorted downstairs, then.
1238
01:47:45,500 --> 01:47:48,100
You got lucky.
1239
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:03,700
Go! Let's go!
1240
01:48:15,300 --> 01:48:17,500
And you're a...
1241
01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:20,100
a bounty hunter.
1242
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:28,900
- Yes, I am.
- Dangerous profession.
1243
01:48:32,100 --> 01:48:34,200
Sometimes.
1244
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:42,300
Will maintain visual contact...
1245
01:48:42,400 --> 01:48:45,900
Will maintain visual contact with
the tactical team that's on location.
1246
01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:51,500
Could you... could you be
a little bit more specific about that?
1247
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:57,900
It can be dangerous when you don't
know what to expect from a situation.
1248
01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:10,600
When you have absolutely no idea
what could possibly happen next.
1249
01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:22,600
The bags contain the 10million,
minus the $300,000 finder's fee
1250
01:49:22,700 --> 01:49:24,900
you negotiated with Claremont.
1251
01:49:25,300 --> 01:49:30,700
Well, now, that's...
that's what I call bold, Miss Harvey.
1252
01:49:31,100 --> 01:49:34,400
But I'm impressed.
I'm very impressed.
1253
01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:36,100
Go!
1254
01:49:42,700 --> 01:49:47,400
All right, gentlemen, let's make sure that
those bags are packed with my money,
1255
01:49:47,500 --> 01:49:51,200
and we'll let these bounty hunters go.
1256
01:49:51,300 --> 01:49:53,400
Your money's gone.
1257
01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:57,700
What?
1258
01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:03,700
What are you talking about?
1259
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:06,900
It has been sent
to help free Afghanistan.
1260
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:08,500
Let us go.
1261
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:13,100
- Let us go.
- What the fuck are you doing?
1262
01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:24,000
It's a bomb!
1263
01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:48,800
OK, drop the weapons!
1264
01:50:56,500 --> 01:51:01,200
- You killed my sons.
- I didn't kill your sons.
1265
01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:04,500
I'm not in the people-killing business.
1266
01:51:10,200 --> 01:51:11,300
No!
1267
01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:35,700
Alf!
1268
01:51:37,300 --> 01:51:41,300
- What the fuck's going on up there?
- Get somebody in there!
1269
01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:04,000
Mayday, mayday. This is Victor Bravo.
We're going down.
1270
01:52:06,800 --> 01:52:08,700
Repeat, I'm going down.
1271
01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:13,800
Heads, you live.
1272
01:52:14,500 --> 01:52:16,500
Tails, you die.
1273
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:20,500
Tails, you die.
1274
01:52:25,300 --> 01:52:27,100
Tails, you die.
1275
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:46,800
Move back, for fuck's sake!
1276
01:52:57,100 --> 01:52:59,000
No!
1277
01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:39,100
Come on, Alf!
1278
01:54:00,500 --> 01:54:02,000
I make...
1279
01:54:04,000 --> 01:54:07,200
I make everything... OK.
1280
01:54:11,300 --> 01:54:13,300
My coin was tossed.
1281
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:16,100
50/50 chance.
1282
01:54:50,400 --> 01:54:53,000
Put it down, or I'll blow
your fuckin' brains out!
1283
01:54:56,000 --> 01:54:57,800
Fuckin' shoot him!
1284
01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:22,900
I once vowed never to invest
too much emotion into anyone.
1285
01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:25,400
- I love you.
- I love you.
1286
01:55:30,100 --> 01:55:32,300
I love you, Choco.
1287
01:55:38,700 --> 01:55:42,000
50/50 chance. Life or death.
1288
01:55:42,100 --> 01:55:43,600
Heads, you live.
1289
01:55:43,700 --> 01:55:45,800
Tails, you die.
1290
01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:54,900
My destiny was life.
1291
01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:01,300
When I was a little girl,
1292
01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:04,000
my mum took me to Las Vegas.
1293
01:56:06,300 --> 01:56:10,100
She told me that it was the most
dangerous place on earth.
1294
01:56:32,100 --> 01:56:35,200
Miss Harvey, I suggest you retire.
1295
01:56:36,500 --> 01:56:38,600
Sweet dreams, Miss Mills.
1296
01:56:39,900 --> 01:56:42,800
My name is Domino Harvey.
1297
01:56:44,100 --> 01:56:46,500
I am a bounty hunter.
1298
01:56:49,300 --> 01:56:54,100
I know that my Eddie and Choco are
staring down at me from the afterlife.
1299
01:56:57,000 --> 01:57:00,800
I now feel a sense of relief
that we will meet again.
1300
01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:12,600
Mum...
1301
01:57:14,700 --> 01:57:16,600
I love you.
1302
01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:26,100
There are three kinds of people
in the world...
1303
01:57:28,100 --> 01:57:30,400
The rich...
1304
01:57:39,500 --> 01:57:41,400
The poor...
1305
01:57:55,100 --> 01:57:57,500
And everyone in between.
1306
01:58:01,700 --> 01:58:05,000
- I'm Dr Walton.
- Mr Williams.
1307
01:58:05,700 --> 01:58:08,100
Kee Kee Rodriguez.
1308
01:58:08,100 --> 01:58:10,200
- I'm her mother, Lateesha.
- We're her cousins.
1309
01:58:10,300 --> 01:58:11,600
First cousins.
1310
01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:15,500
It seems that we
have a few things we have to look at.
1311
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,700
If you're wondering
what's true and what isn't,
1312
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:22,300
fuck off, because it's
none of your goddamn business.
1313
01:58:22,400 --> 01:58:25,200
I'll never tell you what it all meant.
1314
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:28,100
I'll never tell you
what it all meant.
1315
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:33,300
All that matters is
that my mission is complete.
1316
01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:45,900
I saved her.
1317
01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:50,700
And when she is older...
1318
01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:54,500
A woman named Domino will tell her
1319
01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:58,500
that there is only one
conclusion to every story...
1320
01:59:00,000 --> 01:59:02,500
We all fall down.
1321
02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:26,900
My name is Domino Harvey.
1322
02:00:37,400 --> 02:00:40,000
Heads, you live.
1323
02:00:40,100 --> 02:00:42,300
Tails, you die.
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