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Charges have not yet
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been brought against the officers
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who killed George Floyd.
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The president tweeted today,
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"When the looting starts,
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the shooting starts."
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Hi, Mark. Yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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No. I saw the video.
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No, it wasn't good.
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Well, thank you, I...
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Right, on to business.
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Yes, the decree needs
to be submitted tomorrow
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to the FTC and the DOJ.
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No, that's fine, I can do it.
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We're gonna file it tomorrow.
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Exactly. Right.
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Oh.
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Yes, it has been a crazy week.
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Yes, I have seen "Do the Right Thing."
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There are some parallels, yes.
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Yes, I can get that
to you tonight as well.
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No, I have the time.
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Oh, you've been watching
"The Help" on repeat? Great!
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I can send you a short
PowerPoint presentation
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on racial inequality, no problem.
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Yeah, it was sad what happened
to Ricky in "Boyz n the Hood."
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Colin Kaepernick. Yeah, he is a hero.
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Michelle Obama's tall, yeah.
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Hi, Marie. Yeah, can
you hold my work calls?
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There is no way I'm
gonna get this decree
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finished by tonight if
I keep having to stop.
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I don't want to lose my
bonus 'cause I have to hold
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everyone else's hand through this.
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Okay, thank you so
much. You're the best!
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What?
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Yes, Viola Davis is great in "The Help."
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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- Damn!
- Damn!
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Damn.
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They go so fast!
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You're rusty, man.
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You haven't gamed in a minute.
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Pretty sure I've seen dust
fly off your controller.
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You remember what X does?
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Very funny.
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I needed some gaming today.
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It's like a weird
sort of stress release.
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Man, you gotta put your phone
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- on "Do Not Disturb."
- What's that?
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The calls come through,
but it doesn't bother you.
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Apple's best invention.
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Right after the Shuffle.
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That thing was underrated.
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Oh, this one's Michelle.
I guess I better take it.
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Go for Garret.
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Uh, hey, Garret, where
are the mushrooms?
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I have no idea. Why did you call?
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'Cause I am on a deadline
and I gotta save my steps.
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Where are the mushrooms, babe?
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I don't know, uh...
maybe check the cabinets?
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Try the cabinets for the mushrooms?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Uh, can you maybe find the mushrooms
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and wash them for me?
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That would be a huge help
in prepping for Pradeep's.
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- Yeah, sure.
- God, I cannot wait
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for this dinner tonight.
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Oh, Ben! You shot me!
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You were standing right
in front of me, man!
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Are you on two video calls at once?
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Okay.
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Love you.
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And they say men can't multitask.
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Um...
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all right, I got
another call. I gotta go.
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Hi! I'm sorry to bother you.
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- I'm sure you're crazy busy.
- It's all good.
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I just have a lot of work stuff.
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- Why'd you call?
- Okay.
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Well, you know my cousin who's 40
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and still trying to play pro football?
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The one who sells used bouncy castles?
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Surprise!
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He made a racist Facebook post again.
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You gotta get off Facebook, Annie.
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Facebook is for cute kitten videos
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and to see which one of
your high school friends
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joined a yoga pant pyramid scheme.
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Can I just get your opinion
on a comment I want to leave?
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You always know what to say.
Just blink if you hate it.
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I can do that.
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Okay, this is the first draft.
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"Daniel, you're a sexist, racist pig,
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- but it's not your fault."
- Oh, no.
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"The problem is systemic.
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"You grew up shrouded in
stupidity and ignorance.
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"Saying 'all lives matter' is stupid.
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"All lives can't matter
until Black lives matter.
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Can you even spell 'racist, ' racist?"
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- Annie!
- I'm almost done.
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"But I love you and our family,
so I'm calling you in online
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in front of all your
lame-ass CrossFit friends."
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That's it.
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Are you trying to embarrass your cousin
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- or teach him?
- Both.
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Maybe embarrass a
little more than teach.
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Annie, your cousin's
not gonna listen to you
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if you try to make him
feel stupid and embarrassed!
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Well, maybe he should stop
being stupid and embarrassing!
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He wore a Big Dog t-shirt
to my aunt's vow renewal.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm so glad you could
grace me by answering.
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What an honor, Prince Benjamin.
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All these white people keep
calling me unannounced today.
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I had to go 007.
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Uh, you're a little more Austin Powers
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- than James Bond, homey.
- That's cool.
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Austin Powers got Beyonc�.
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Well, I saw your girl on
Instagram Live recently
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doing what she seemed to
think was the Electric Slide
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to a pop punk cover of "Superstition."
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Okay, but the cover's by Fall Out Boy,
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and Pete Wentz is Black.
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Did you film that for her?
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? We fall down... ?
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Wow!
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? But we get up ?
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Listen, she's a mess!
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She started setting out protest outfits
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like she's headed to sexy
anti-racism Coachella.
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White people are wild. Wild!
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Wild. And what's even more wild
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are these reparations I've been Venmo'd.
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- What? Like money?
- Dinero.
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Who are these white friends?
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I got sent $15 from that guy
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I used to work with at PetSmart
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with that fake Australian accent.
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- Oh, yeah. Michael with no M?
- Yeah, Ichael.
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And then this one white girl
sent me $5 for an oat latte,
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which is disrespectful.
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Oat lattes are at least 7.
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I just feel like I should give it back?
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Oh, no, it's not worth
the back and forth
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for 20 bucks. You take that money.
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Garret, where's my cover fire?
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Sorry! I got distracted by the sea.
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It looks better than real water!
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Are you still playing
video games with my husband?
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Maybe you should live together.
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Mm, that's not a bad idea,
but where would you go?
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Look, can you please ask my husband
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if he washed the mushrooms
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for Pradeep's distance dinner tonight?
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Michelle wants to know
if you did the mushrooms.
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What? I don't like mushrooms.
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He say he don't like mushrooms.
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- They're not for him.
- They're not for you, G.
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- What did he say?
- Listen.
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Don't y'all live in the same house,
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sleep in the same bed,
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drink from the same
expired Brita filter?
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Why don't y'all talk to y'all selves?
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I'm on a fixed minute plan.
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No, Rufus, you cannot
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citizen's arrest people
for not wearing masks.
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Did you know that slaves
built the White House?
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No, that's what you're calling me about?
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I'm dealing with two
separate deadlines right now!
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What if we could pay the descendants?
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- Are you talking about reparations?
- I'm talking about reparations!
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You're familiar with cryptocurrency.
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You mean Silicon Valley Disney dollars?
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Give every Black family in
the United States Bitcoin.
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All they would need is
an external hard drive
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and a smartphone. Preferably Android.
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- This is...
- I know!
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I can't believe I didn't
think of it sooner!
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Reparations isn't some
new idea you cooked up!
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- It's been around.
- Look.
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40 acres and a mule could
be 4.5 million bitcoin
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and electric Heelys.
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Assuming that Black
people need the guidance
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of a white man who
only just a few days ago
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started caring about these issues...
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is a little racist.
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What?
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No, I...
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I did research! I'm...
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I'm not... I'm not a racist. Michelle...
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I'm not calling you racist.
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I'm saying this notion
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that you are somehow better-equipped...
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Look.
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You can't just pop in and solve problems
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you just recently
started learning about.
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That is literally colonizer behavior.
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Ansel, you didn't do a single thing
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I asked you to do!
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No.
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No, I n...
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don't have time for you to
do it wrong a second time.
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I will just do it myself.
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Rufus called. He's
worried he upset you.
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Oh, he didn't upset me. I'm fine.
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Take a break.
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Let's take a break! Smoke a clove.
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I wish I could digress
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to my college freshman
self, smoke a clove,
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and nap till "Judge Judy,"
but I got work to do.
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I have the answer.
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"Animal Crossing."
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Ellis, you know I can't play video games
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since I burnt that clown
to death in "The Sims."
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This is different! You sell goods,
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hunt, fish, build, work, garden,
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pay off your house. It's great!
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Yes, because what I
need is another mortgage.
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But you pay it to a raccoon!
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I'm lending you my Switch.
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I'll drop it off on your doorstep later.
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- You don't have to do that.
- Quick question.
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Have you masturbated today?
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I have to go!
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I'm serious! It's important.
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- Also, let me send you a cake.
- No!
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Fine! Let me send you three cakes.
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- I'm hanging up!
- I'm sending the cake.
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Promise me you'll
masturbate after this call.
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Damn.
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These micro-reparations are weird,
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but I guess they can be used for good.
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I can't believe that
people just gave you money.
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Thanks for having food
delivered here, by the way.
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Oh, of course. The
cake was all Ellis.
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I wouldn't have asked for a cake, but...
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a cake is what I wanted.
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I could eat this meal
for the rest of my life.
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I wasn't gonna say anything,
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but vanilla and pickles,
that's a bold-ass combo.
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Says the man who drinks
mezcal with Tums chasers.
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They cancel each other out!
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That's just science, bruh.
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You talk to my sister today?
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Not really.
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You might want to check on her.
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I will.
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- Oh!
- Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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- Oh!
- Coming around the back!
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- Hey!
- Coming around the ba...
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- And boom!
- Yes!
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- We did it!
- Yes!
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Oh, God.
258
00:09:04,471 --> 00:09:05,838
Please, don't be from work.
259
00:09:05,863 --> 00:09:07,597
African-American CNN reporter
260
00:09:07,622 --> 00:09:10,833
Omar Jimenez was arrested
live on television.
261
00:09:10,877 --> 00:09:12,178
Breonna Taylor did not receive
262
00:09:12,212 --> 00:09:13,817
medical attention until 20 minutes
263
00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:16,348
after she'd been shot
five times by officers.
264
00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:17,817
Look at the way they treated Kap!
265
00:09:17,851 --> 00:09:19,128
They don't want change.
266
00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:20,486
No justice! No peace!
267
00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:27,927
Oh! Wine!
268
00:09:27,961 --> 00:09:30,696
Hey, you excited for
our socially distanced
269
00:09:30,731 --> 00:09:32,231
- double date dinner?
- Excited?
270
00:09:32,265 --> 00:09:34,033
It has been the highlight of my week.
271
00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:35,868
I am living for this dinner.
272
00:09:35,902 --> 00:09:37,203
Ooh. Is Chef Garret
273
00:09:37,237 --> 00:09:39,544
caramelizing some
shallots while we chat?
274
00:09:39,569 --> 00:09:40,940
I am the caramelizer today.
275
00:09:40,974 --> 00:09:42,875
He is busy.
276
00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:45,135
But I've seen him do it a million times.
277
00:09:45,178 --> 00:09:46,723
What are they making in the "Bon Eateri"
278
00:09:46,747 --> 00:09:48,280
test kitchen today?
279
00:09:48,305 --> 00:09:49,505
Right. Um...
280
00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:50,883
we can't watch that anymore.
281
00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,218
Why? Did they go on hiatus?
282
00:09:52,598 --> 00:09:55,221
No, they had some bad practices.
283
00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:56,822
What do you mean? Like mold or rats?
284
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,100
Ooh, tax evasion?
285
00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,622
No! They had race... ism.
286
00:10:01,561 --> 00:10:03,529
No!
287
00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:06,065
What? Another one? Come on!
288
00:10:06,099 --> 00:10:08,734
They didn't hire any Black people.
289
00:10:08,769 --> 00:10:11,804
But "Sex and the City" didn't
have any Black people on it,
290
00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:14,282
and we're on rewatch,
what, like, number eight?
291
00:10:14,307 --> 00:10:16,142
Yeah, but this is fresh off the press
292
00:10:16,176 --> 00:10:17,553
and not, like, "Oops! It was the '90s!"
293
00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:21,147
Oh, I take it work is nuts today, huh?
294
00:10:21,181 --> 00:10:23,025
Yeah, I have to finish
this decree by end of day,
295
00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:25,384
but this is actually a
comment for Annie to post
296
00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,419
on her racist cousin's Facebook page.
297
00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:29,922
Damn it, Annie, what? 36 gigabytes?
298
00:10:29,956 --> 00:10:31,737
Why'd you send this to my work computer?
299
00:10:31,762 --> 00:10:34,560
I do not need a PDF of
your cousin's Facebook page!
300
00:10:35,829 --> 00:10:37,930
Damn it, another revision? Why?
301
00:10:37,964 --> 00:10:39,965
Do not die.
302
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,834
Do not die.
303
00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:44,036
No! Do not crash!
304
00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:46,338
Do not... save! Save!
305
00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:49,853
It crashed.
306
00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,886
Now press Shift, Control, X,
307
00:10:53,911 --> 00:10:55,846
and everything should be back in place.
308
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,347
Yes! Oh, it's back!
309
00:10:57,382 --> 00:10:59,184
Oh, my Go... oh, wait, let me check.
310
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,184
Oh... I lost three pages.
311
00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,053
Okay, I guess I'm redoing three pages.
312
00:11:03,255 --> 00:11:05,801
Rufus, thank you. I
will talk to you soon.
313
00:11:05,826 --> 00:11:07,627
Wait, Michelle, uh, I just...
314
00:11:07,652 --> 00:11:09,327
wanted to apologize for earlier
315
00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:11,278
when I was racist. I'm sorry.
316
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,631
- For racism.
- Rufus, it's okay.
317
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:14,910
I know your heart's in the right place.
318
00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:16,036
You just gotta do the work now.
319
00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:17,122
Totally! Yeah, actually,
320
00:11:17,147 --> 00:11:21,005
I found a list of books to
read on being anti-racist
321
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,373
in my bathtub brew subreddit...
322
00:11:22,408 --> 00:11:23,519
Is "White Fragility" on that list?
323
00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:25,211
- First on the list.
- Delete that list.
324
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:26,703
I will send you a new list.
325
00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:29,182
Thank you so much.
326
00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,393
I am so sorry, again,
327
00:11:31,418 --> 00:11:33,252
and thank you, again, and I'm sorry.
328
00:11:33,287 --> 00:11:34,531
I'm sorry for apologizing so much...
329
00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,089
- I'm hanging up now!
- Ah! Thank you.
330
00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:39,258
I dropped the Switch on your porch.
331
00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:42,261
- "Animal Crossing" is waiting!
- Well, it's gonna have to.
332
00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:43,973
You need to call your boss
and tell him to eff off
333
00:11:43,997 --> 00:11:45,175
and give you a week's paid vacation.
334
00:11:45,199 --> 00:11:46,532
Oh, my God, I wish.
335
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,706
Didn't he fly to his
private island to escape?
336
00:11:48,731 --> 00:11:50,236
Anyone who needs the self-governance
337
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,148
of their own island needs
to be put on a watchlist.
338
00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:53,550
Oh, it's not one of the good islands.
339
00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:54,575
It's in Canada.
340
00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:56,409
Why are you cooking a
mushroom feast alone?
341
00:11:56,684 --> 00:11:58,211
Garret is dealing with stuff.
342
00:11:58,245 --> 00:12:00,403
Aren't you dealing with stuff?
343
00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:03,549
I can handle it. I always handle it.
344
00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:06,229
Oh, okay, I gotta go.
345
00:12:06,254 --> 00:12:07,897
I gotta rewrite these
pages and finish this dish
346
00:12:07,921 --> 00:12:10,790
so I can get wine drunk
in Pradeep's yard tonight
347
00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,492
and forget about everything else
348
00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:13,617
for a couple of hours.
349
00:12:13,926 --> 00:12:15,705
Well, let me know when you
log in to "Animal Crossing."
350
00:12:15,729 --> 00:12:16,963
I left you a little gift.
351
00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,021
In the game!
352
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:22,435
Remember my boy Jaguar
from my pottery class?
353
00:12:22,469 --> 00:12:24,036
That white hippie dude with the goatee?
354
00:12:24,071 --> 00:12:26,339
The crusty guy that ate
cottage cheese with his hands?
355
00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:29,242
Yeah. He, uh... sent me a TV.
356
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,077
He sent you a TV?
357
00:12:31,102 --> 00:12:32,469
Yeah, but not just, like, any TV.
358
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:35,129
A 70-inch smart TV
with a Wi-Fi hotspot.
359
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,526
- You have to give that back.
- Do I, though?
360
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:38,918
I mean, you're the one who told me
361
00:12:38,952 --> 00:12:40,096
to keep the money earlier today.
362
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,622
- Send it back.
- How?
363
00:12:41,898 --> 00:12:43,565
Now I gotta do more work than he did
364
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,802
just to click and buy it?
That don't even make any sense.
365
00:12:45,826 --> 00:12:47,337
He's gonna think that he's now absolved
366
00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:49,495
of all of his racism, and he's not.
367
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,839
If I have to go out every day,
368
00:12:50,864 --> 00:12:52,532
afraid that people might kill me...
369
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,606
I'm keeping that TV.
370
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:58,208
Oh, they redlined my entire document?
371
00:12:58,405 --> 00:13:00,506
I have to revise it
in, like, 30 minutes!
372
00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:03,342
And... okay, I have to
finish the post for Annie
373
00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:05,522
and send the list to Rufus and
get the Switch off the porch
374
00:13:05,606 --> 00:13:07,980
and finish the mushrooms
and change for Pradeep's.
375
00:13:08,015 --> 00:13:09,225
How are you swinging all that?
376
00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:12,175
Oh, no, no!
377
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,635
How do I burn shallots I was staring at?
378
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,101
Garret! Garret!
379
00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:21,864
Garret, can you please take
my mushrooms out of the oven?
380
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,831
Mm!
381
00:13:25,866 --> 00:13:28,601
Mm! Mm! Mm!
382
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:33,439
Hi! What's up?
383
00:13:33,473 --> 00:13:35,218
I've been thinking a lot
about our talk earlier
384
00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:36,317
about your cousin's Facebook post.
385
00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:39,178
Oh, it's fine. I shouldn't have even...
386
00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:40,290
- don't worry about it.
- Check your email.
387
00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:41,682
I wrote your response.
388
00:13:45,452 --> 00:13:46,942
Michelle, this is perfect!
389
00:13:47,054 --> 00:13:48,521
Oh, my God, I'm so smart.
390
00:13:48,555 --> 00:13:50,356
Oh, could I add to this a little?
391
00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:51,868
I just wanna toss in a
couple four-letter words.
392
00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:53,254
- Annie!
- What?
393
00:13:53,393 --> 00:13:55,228
- I meant "ugly" and "mean."
- No!
394
00:13:55,262 --> 00:13:58,064
No additions, no
substitutions, no subtractions.
395
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,609
If you change anything,
I will charge you
396
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,377
- my full hourly rate.
- I will not add a thing.
397
00:14:01,401 --> 00:14:02,501
I love not adding things.
398
00:14:02,526 --> 00:14:04,590
This is perfect, and I
will not change perfection.
399
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,420
Thank you.
400
00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:12,245
No, no, hey!
401
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,137
Don't leave me out
here in the rain, man!
402
00:14:14,181 --> 00:14:15,919
- I think I'm done.
- What?
403
00:14:16,383 --> 00:14:18,084
We got this loudmouth nine-year-old
404
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,434
from New Mexico on the ropes!
405
00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,587
All we gotta do is take
the rusty hand grenade
406
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,256
and throw it down the
abandoned coal mineshaft.
407
00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:24,581
We're never gonna beat him.
408
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,792
He was audibly sucking on a juice box
409
00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:28,217
while calling us nerds.
410
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,411
He does this all day, every day.
411
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,137
We can't win.
412
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,644
And I've thrown all the hand grenades
413
00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:35,769
that I can throw.
414
00:14:36,903 --> 00:14:37,895
All right.
415
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,807
Can I ask you something?
416
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,477
Should I keep that TV?
417
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,098
When you walk past that thing...
418
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,528
is it going to make you feel better...
419
00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:53,061
or worse?
420
00:14:55,754 --> 00:14:56,754
I don't know.
421
00:14:58,825 --> 00:15:00,125
I'll talk to you later.
422
00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,920
Hi, lovey. Where are you?
423
00:15:03,964 --> 00:15:06,122
- Walking.
- Walking?
424
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:07,900
Well, can you walk back now?
425
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,106
We gotta head to Pradeep's
in, like, 15 minutes.
426
00:15:10,304 --> 00:15:12,204
The stuffed mushrooms
I made are so good,
427
00:15:12,239 --> 00:15:14,373
there's not gonna be
mushroom for dessert.
428
00:15:14,408 --> 00:15:16,976
- Hello! How are you?
- Hi. Yeah, Hi.
429
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,144
Who was that?
430
00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:20,155
I have no idea.
431
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,148
All of these random-ass white people
432
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,283
keep waving and smiling at me.
433
00:15:24,318 --> 00:15:25,754
Should we move?
434
00:15:26,153 --> 00:15:27,586
Are we in a "Get Out" situation?
435
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,356
No one is moving!
436
00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:32,958
Let's just shake off the
day and have fun tonight
437
00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:34,327
drinking wine with our friends
438
00:15:34,361 --> 00:15:36,715
in the deep, deep, deep, background.
439
00:15:37,364 --> 00:15:39,817
Baby, can you start heading home?
We're gonna be late.
440
00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:42,395
Huh? Oh, yeah. No.
441
00:15:42,969 --> 00:15:44,570
I'm not going to that.
442
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,614
All right.
443
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:54,844
We don't have to go to
Pradeep's and Richie's,
444
00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,937
but can you at least please head home?
445
00:15:56,962 --> 00:15:58,196
Sure.
446
00:15:59,683 --> 00:16:01,350
I gotta go.
447
00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,752
Hey, sweet girl!
448
00:16:02,786 --> 00:16:04,606
I see I still have a daughter.
449
00:16:04,788 --> 00:16:06,208
Hi, Mama.
450
00:16:06,957 --> 00:16:10,067
Do you wanna pull back a bit
so I can see both of your eyes?
451
00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:12,962
Ah!
452
00:16:12,996 --> 00:16:14,364
How are you?
453
00:16:14,665 --> 00:16:16,666
Do you want 33 stuffed mushrooms
454
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,700
with a semisweet white wine drizzle?
455
00:16:18,725 --> 00:16:20,004
No, baby.
456
00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:23,139
How is Ms. Food Network doing?
457
00:16:23,173 --> 00:16:24,340
I'm okay.
458
00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:26,300
Uh, Ben seems a bit off, though.
459
00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:27,420
You might want to call him.
460
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,075
I called you.
461
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,780
How are you doing?
462
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,887
You can't hide anything from me.
463
00:16:35,857 --> 00:16:36,891
Um...
464
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,957
You know, today was pretty damn hard.
465
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,294
Everyone needed me. I...
466
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,762
I had to turn in a document for my job,
467
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,499
I had to revise it twice,
take calls with all my friends,
468
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:50,989
I had to help all my work colleagues.
469
00:16:51,014 --> 00:16:52,893
I had to explain reparations!
470
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:57,176
I know they all mean well, but um...
471
00:16:57,741 --> 00:17:00,343
I just can't help everyone
all the time, you know?
472
00:17:00,368 --> 00:17:02,950
And, uh, Garret's going through it too,
473
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,614
um, but he's shutting me out,
474
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:08,239
and I get it, um, but it's hard.
475
00:17:09,853 --> 00:17:12,488
It's hard doing everything for everyone
476
00:17:12,513 --> 00:17:14,215
literally all by myself.
477
00:17:16,262 --> 00:17:17,660
And the videos online
478
00:17:17,694 --> 00:17:20,122
and the articles and the tweets...
479
00:17:21,732 --> 00:17:25,334
It's just bad news after
bad news after bad news.
480
00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:26,684
And, um...
481
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:33,122
It's just, um, really
hard to be Black right now.
482
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,935
You need to take care of yourself.
483
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,066
You're so important.
484
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:42,340
Remember your puppy dog
friends from growing up.
485
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,489
What? What are my puppy dog friends?
486
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,690
All of your little friends
that you had that needed help,
487
00:17:47,715 --> 00:17:50,384
and you were always there
to help them no matter what.
488
00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,950
You could have a test or a recital,
489
00:17:53,063 --> 00:17:55,498
but if one of your
little puppy dog friends
490
00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:58,575
went to whining, off you'd run!
491
00:17:58,992 --> 00:18:00,426
Shelly!
492
00:18:00,571 --> 00:18:03,139
You can't save everybody.
493
00:18:03,173 --> 00:18:06,542
Taking care of yourself
is just as important,
494
00:18:06,577 --> 00:18:08,293
maybe even more important,
495
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:10,820
than being there for other people.
496
00:18:11,661 --> 00:18:14,989
You are so incredible. So worthy.
497
00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:16,980
You deserve joy.
498
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,722
But as a Black woman,
the world expects you
499
00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:22,725
to be parent, teacher, preacher,
500
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:26,729
fearless, fearful, strong, resilient,
501
00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:30,900
gorgeous, humble, smart, simple, kind,
502
00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:32,559
all at once!
503
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:34,043
But this is the thing.
504
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,075
Black women are not superhuman.
505
00:18:36,211 --> 00:18:38,779
Black women cannot save everybody.
506
00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:41,114
And you don't have to be a strong woman.
507
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,545
You just have to be a woman.
508
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,447
You can even be a weak woman!
509
00:18:44,481 --> 00:18:46,382
You can be crying, flopping around,
510
00:18:46,407 --> 00:18:48,141
saying no to everything.
511
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:51,723
But that does not make you
any less of who you are.
512
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,267
Oh, I could remember when I was
out there in the world, honey.
513
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:58,590
I was spreading myself so thin,
you could see right through me.
514
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,856
I had to stop and say to myself,
515
00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:03,695
"Dayleen, what are you doing?
516
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,601
"You can't fill somebody else's cup
517
00:19:05,636 --> 00:19:07,203
if yours is already empty!"
518
00:19:07,237 --> 00:19:09,496
- Do you hear me?
- I hear you, Mama.
519
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,307
I love you, baby.
520
00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:12,606
Thanks, Mama.
521
00:19:12,809 --> 00:19:15,311
Oh, I needed this.
522
00:19:15,345 --> 00:19:16,912
I really needed this.
523
00:19:17,051 --> 00:19:19,315
Now, you tell that brother of yours
524
00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:20,833
to pick up his phone.
525
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,328
I can see him over
there reading my texts
526
00:19:23,353 --> 00:19:24,820
and not responding.
527
00:19:24,855 --> 00:19:26,956
He ain't slick!
528
00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:33,333
Hey, love. I'm almost home.
529
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,926
Garret...
530
00:19:35,332 --> 00:19:36,551
I love you, but...
531
00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:40,169
today was tough, and
I really needed you.
532
00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:41,203
This is a hard week.
533
00:19:41,238 --> 00:19:43,939
It's hard for me too, but
we can't do this alone.
534
00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:45,765
I know.
535
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:49,247
I feel like that's all I know, but...
536
00:19:50,184 --> 00:19:52,520
I know. I'm sorry. I'll do better.
537
00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:54,550
Well, you can start by calling Pradeep
538
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,247
and telling him we're not coming.
539
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,521
And while you do that, I am gonna look
540
00:19:58,555 --> 00:20:00,523
for the bottom of this bottle of red.
541
00:20:02,025 --> 00:20:04,794
Hey, did you know that
you can put your phone
542
00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:07,395
on "Do Not Disturb" so
you can't get any calls?
543
00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:10,378
What?
544
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,844
Go... can I rewind this whole day?
545
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:15,237
I know! I mean, like...
546
00:20:15,272 --> 00:20:16,672
how did we not know this?
547
00:20:16,697 --> 00:20:18,397
It's a total game-changer.
548
00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:20,252
Speaking of games, I have a Switch now,
549
00:20:20,277 --> 00:20:21,811
so I'm kind of a gamer.
550
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,446
You have a Switch?
551
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,880
Pfft...
552
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:27,028
You can't game! You're not a gamer!
553
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,884
Oh, uh, by the way,
554
00:20:28,919 --> 00:20:30,463
I think I see you're getting a delivery.
555
00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:32,325
I am? Oh, God!
556
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,485
Please tell me it's not from work!
557
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,248
It's not from work.
558
00:20:38,273 --> 00:20:39,606
I'm not here.
559
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,864
Um... I know that you need your space.
560
00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:43,532
I just want to make sure
561
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,501
that you have everything that you need.
562
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:46,769
No, no, no.
563
00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:48,604
Come help me finish this bottle.
564
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,706
Okay.
565
00:20:50,741 --> 00:20:52,641
Twist my arm.
566
00:20:52,676 --> 00:20:54,410
Boop!
567
00:20:54,444 --> 00:20:55,478
Boop!
568
00:20:58,505 --> 00:21:03,505
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