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Previously on
That 70's Show...
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Wow, uhm
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you're gonna take a job
and move to Chicago ?
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Well, I'm willing to give it
all up and stay here with you.
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But if I do that,
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I need to know we're
gonna get married.
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Well I don't know what
to say right now...
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She took the job in Chicago
and she left this morning.
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Check check check, no one can see us
doing it from the parking loAAAAHHH !
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You're dead !
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I'm NUDE !
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Mrs. Forman, what a great idea making
a tape to send to Eric in Africa !
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Oh please, I am
full of great ideas !
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When he went to camp, I sent him
a huge card with my face on it
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that says "Mommy loves you".
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Well it made him miss me so much he
begged to come home the very next day.
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Ah yes, the summer of
a thousand wedgies...
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Eric is gonna be so excited
to hear some familiar voices.
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OH ! I do Porky Pig
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Hababadahababada,
that is all people !
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Is Hyde here ?!
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No Michael, you're safe.
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We still haven't heard from Steven
since he left Chicago a month ago.
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I don't know what
I'm doing here.
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Hyde could show up any
minute and kick my ass.
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I really need a soda cause I
just ate a whole bunch of salt.
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Why is it so good ?
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I don't know, why don't you ask
Hyde, he is right behind you...
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!
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It's not even funny !
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Okay then,
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let's start the tape
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Hi Eric, it's your mother.
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I'm here with
Donna and Fez.
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Hi honey !
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Thank you for the
postcard with the monkeys.
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I'm still bananas
about you too !
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Okay, let's see,
where to start...
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well your father and I were furious when
we caught you boys in that smokey basement.
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The minute you left the airport we went down
there to do what the Fed's call 'a sweep'...
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How dare you boys smoke up my
house when you know how hard I work
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to keep it smelling
lemony-fresh !
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You morons just hung vacancy-signs on your
asses ! And my foot is looking for a room !
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- Here it is !
- Here it is !
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TWO bags ?
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I've never seen those
before in my life !
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Your son has a
real problem !
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Kitty, I want you to take this
garbage and flush it down the toilet !
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I am just glad that we caught you boys
before this became an every day thing !
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Is that all of it ?
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Yes sir, that's all of it.
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Now there is nothing left for
us to do but to smoke Candyland.
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I mean, I mean
play Canysmoke...
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I mean... Aiii no !
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And so I flushed it all down the
toilet and everyone learned a lesson...
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Why don't you tell Eric
what else happened ?
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- Oeh let me, let me !
- Give me that !
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I'll tell him...
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Kitty ! I found
another one !
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Kitty ?
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What the hell ?!
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What do you have to
say for yourself ?!
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I'm STARVING !
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That 70's Show - Saison 8 Episodes 01 et
02 "Bohemian Rhapsody" - "Somebody to Love"
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I still can't believe Red caught you
in the bathroom with the guys stash.
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Someone is getting a tye-dyed
apron for their birthday... !
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No, I just
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I wanted to see what
all the hubbub was about.
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I mean I was skeptical about
tupperware and that was lifechanging !
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Anyway Eric,
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I suffered the consequences, your
father gave me a very stern talking to.
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Kitty when we got married,
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we took a vow. To be together
through sickness and in health.
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But nobody said anything about what to
do if your wife turns into a dope fiend !
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You're a nurse for God's sake !
You know this stuff is bad news !
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Bad news isn't
the half of it !
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Here are the facts:
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when the smoke hits the
brain, the cells start dying.
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This process causes
impaired judgement
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and hallucinations and a
lot of other wonderful things
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Is it Eric going away ?
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Is that why you
used this stuff ?
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Kitty,
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if you were feeling blue, you
didn't have to turn to drugs !
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I would have made
you a Martini !
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What's so damn funny ?!
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Is it the big head thing ?
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I hardly felt a thing.
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You ate a whole box
of uncooked spaghetti.
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Anyway Eric,
the day you left,
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Steven went to
Chicago to see Jackie
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.. when he got there, he walked in on
Jackie and Kelso who were about to...
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Get busy.
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Have sex
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Doooooo
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
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Kelso told us the whole story
when he got back the next day.
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No, hardly anything
happened okay.
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Jackie asked me to stay
cause she was lonely.
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The next thing you
know, I'm naked.
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And then Hyde shows up
and kicks me out the door
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and so I had to drive all the way
back here in this dress that I found.
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All the truckers were flashing
their lights and honking their horns.
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It was pretty great.
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Man Hyde is gonna
kick your ass.
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I know. I gotta get out of here
before someone kicks the crap out of me
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YOU JERK !
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HEY hey ! Watch the face !
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That's the paycheck !
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Jackie,
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aren't you supposed
to be in Chicago ?!
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Well I'm here to
get Steven back.
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Uhh, where is he ?
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Oh he's not here.
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He took off after he caught
you two about to DOOOO IIIIIT !
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Oh my God, this is horrible.
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I quit my job, I
lost my boyfriend.
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My whole life is ruined.
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Jackie, I'm really sorry
about what happened.
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I never meant to come
between you and Hyde.
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Let me ask you one question,
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are we back
together or not ?
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Oh you are just
as dumb as ever !
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Okay, you know you can insult me all
you want but just answer the question !
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NO !
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No you won't answer the
question ?! Why not ?
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Because we're not together !
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THAT'S the reason you
won't answer the question ?!
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NOOOOOO !
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THEN WHAT'S THE REASON ?
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.. and that went on for
about...half an hour.
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Oh hey Kitty.
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I need to borrow some butter or
oil. Pretty much anything greasy.
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Are you cooking ?
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Nope, tanning.
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Hey, what's up with
the tape recorder ?
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Oh, I'm making a tape
to send to Eric. Here,
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- say hi !
- Don't give him the microphone !
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What's new pussycat
Whooohohoooowww..
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What's new pussy..
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Ai Donna ! Boo ! Boo !
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Dad, just say
something normal.
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Normal doesn't put
asses in the seats Donna.
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For the last time,
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there are no seats
anywhere around here !
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Oh Red honey, here,
say something to Eric !
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I'd love to
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Son, I was out in the
garage the other day.
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I looked down and I saw
your old baseball mitt.
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And it made me think
what I always think.
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What a waste of money
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Actually Eric, you leaving
was very hard on your father.
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The next day he just
sat around, moping.
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I feel like
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dancing !
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By the way Eric, we gave some
of your toys to the church !
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Give up Eric ?
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That's a deck of cards
hitting a bottle of soy sauce.
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Eric, please come home. You
have no idea how much I miss you.
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I miss you too honey.
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I don't think I'll be
happy until I see you again.
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Hey.
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STEVEN'S HOME !
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Okay Miss Kitty, he
doesn't like to be hugged !
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Don't you ever
leave me again !
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I spilled my
soda...Hiiiiiii.
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I don't know
what to say man.
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What about "Ow" ?
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Why would I say ow ?
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I get it !
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Eric,
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Steven just hit Michael.
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And while I'm very disappointed
in Steven for hitting Michael,
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it was very exciting !
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Come on man, get up.
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Why ? So you can
deck me again ?
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Actually I'm fine now.
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Everything I wanted to say
was in that one punch. Come on
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It was a good one too.
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Peed myself a little
on the way down.
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I'm gonna go change
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Hyde, where have you been ?
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Uh
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I've been hanging out in Las Vegas
my man. And I've learned this:
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you don't wanna show up
late to a Don Rickles Show
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with puffy hair.
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Well, you could have let
us know where you were.
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I was worried sick about
you and I am very...
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I got you this
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A little tiny slotmachine !
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It is so cute
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Steven you're back !
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Look, we have to talk.
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About what ? How
you nailed Kelso ?
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No, about our relationship.
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Oh okay. I'll
start...You nailed Kelso !
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You never gave me a
chance to explain !
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BECAUSE YOU NAILED KELSO !
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Mrs. Forman, start taping ! Eric
loves it when he screams at her !
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Steven I never even
slept with Michael.
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Yeah right because Kelso is always showing
up at my hotelroom naked with a bucket of ice.
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You know this is
your fault too.
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Okay you two,
just stop yelling !
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Go ahead.
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No forget it.
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Well I guess that's that.
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Well that was horrible.
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I know.
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Where the hell is my
little tiny slotmachine...
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Red
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can you please just do me a favour
and tell Eric you miss him a little ?
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Oh fine. Give me the thing
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Eric,
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this is a little hard for me
cause I'm not real emotional but
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I wanted to tell you that
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you GI Joe's were killed.
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In the great
Dumpster-war of 1979
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Well your meatloaf
was lost in the great
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"Make-your-own-dinner-war"
of 19-TODAY !
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Well Eric,
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now that I have a second,
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I should catch you up on
your new friend Charlie.
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Okay.
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Who brought the beer ?
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I thought you were
bringing the beer.
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No,
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you were bringing
beer, I was chips.
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YOU'RE bringing
beer, I was chips.
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Fine. Give me the chips.
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I forgot the chips.
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You guys
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How much do we
love this guy ?
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He's a prince !
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Charlie, it is so awesome
hanging out with you.
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Ah thanks guys, it feels so good to
finally belong to something you know.
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It's like the first day
of the rest of my life !
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THE BEER !
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That was a pretty
awkward landing...
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I hope he's okay.
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Of course he's okay.
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It's not like anyone ever died
falling off the watertower.
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And so they renamed it the Charlie
Richardson Memorial Watertower.
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Jackie, Hyde just needed to blow
off some steam, you guys aren't over.
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Well if you
won't talk to me,
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then maybe you'll
talk to Mr. Fluffycakes
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Jackie !
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My magical horn senses that you're
sad and you need someone to talk to !
250
00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:41,390
Great.
251
00:16:41,536 --> 00:16:43,453
Now he can't hear you
252
00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:47,712
Hey
253
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:48,710
Jackie.
254
00:16:49,337 --> 00:16:51,302
Oh, what do you want ?
255
00:16:51,497 --> 00:16:52,410
Man,
256
00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:55,972
I feel really bad about
the way things turned out.
257
00:16:56,785 --> 00:16:59,693
You and Hyde should be
together okay. Go talk to him.
258
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,800
Look there is no point okay.
259
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,770
I'm starting to think Steven never
really wanted to be with me at all.
260
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:09,621
This must be how ugly
people feel all the time.
261
00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:14,342
I wouldn't know
about the ugly thing.
262
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:17,970
But I do know that he
does wanna be with you.
263
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:21,953
Why else would he drive all the
way to Chicago to propose to you ?
264
00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:24,850
Wait, what ?!
265
00:17:25,408 --> 00:17:26,771
Oh my God !
266
00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:28,730
Steven was gonna propose ?!
267
00:17:28,908 --> 00:17:30,620
I have to find him !
268
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,402
Tell you what, that's the last time I wanna
mess around with a girl with a boyfriend.
269
00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:41,790
Kelso, your hand
is on my butt.
270
00:17:43,978 --> 00:17:45,823
Come on he's in Africa !
271
00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:50,012
You know Red,
272
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:54,781
it really upset me this afternoon when
you wouldn't say anything nice to Eric.
273
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:59,762
Well I can see how that would surprise you, what
with nice things always bubbling out of my mouth.
274
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,622
Well it would just mean a lot to
me to hear you say how you feel.
275
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,373
Don't you even miss him ?
276
00:18:05,397 --> 00:18:07,053
Well let's say I did.
277
00:18:07,178 --> 00:18:09,932
I still wouldn't feel
comfortable saying it on tape.
278
00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:12,830
Well would it kill you just to
say it to me here in private ?
279
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:15,061
Oh fine ! I miss him !
280
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,443
Of course I miss him.
281
00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:19,442
He's my son...
282
00:18:20,947 --> 00:18:23,612
Why do you always
make me say things ?!
283
00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:28,952
Yeah
284
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:37,252
I should be in the FBI.
285
00:18:42,327 --> 00:18:44,910
So anyway Forman, ramble on,
286
00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:46,810
keep on keeping on,
287
00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:48,680
most of all my friend,
288
00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:50,002
rock on.
289
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,311
You know,
290
00:18:54,856 --> 00:18:58,111
I never used to understand
that hippie-jargon,
291
00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:01,470
but ever since my
292
00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:03,613
"bathroom-experiment",
293
00:19:05,706 --> 00:19:07,260
I'm cool man !
294
00:19:09,475 --> 00:19:12,470
Oeh, let me just give
you two some privacy
295
00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:15,202
Hey.
296
00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:17,352
Hey.
297
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:27,933
Steven I am so sorry about
what happened in Chicago.
298
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:30,701
I was alone and I
thought I lost you.
299
00:19:31,975 --> 00:19:34,570
Yeah well, I can see
why you thought that.
300
00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:38,410
Look why didn't you tell me
sooner you wanted to get married ?
301
00:19:39,496 --> 00:19:41,440
Because I wasn't
sure I wanted to.
302
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:46,870
And now that I've thought about it, I'm
right, I'm not ready to be married yet.
303
00:19:48,207 --> 00:19:49,000
Yet ?
304
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:52,171
Oh, okay.
305
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,210
Well there you have it Eric,
306
00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:58,032
Steven's not ready
to get married yet.
307
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:06,740
Hi I'm looking for...
308
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,363
HYDE !
309
00:20:10,146 --> 00:20:11,482
Hey baby !
310
00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:13,862
Hey...Sam.
311
00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:15,930
Who the hell is that ?!
312
00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:21,052
This is Sam. She's a st...
313
00:20:21,898 --> 00:20:24,520
exotic dancer
I met in Vegas.
314
00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:27,983
I'm sorry, what
are you doing here ?
315
00:20:28,016 --> 00:20:29,461
You don't remember ?
316
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:31,133
We got married.
317
00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:34,633
- OH MY GOD !
- WHAT ?
318
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,501
One more thing Eric,
Steven married a stripper !
319
00:20:46,796 --> 00:20:49,682
Being up here makes me think
of my poor friend Billy.
320
00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:53,133
His name was Charlie
you cantaloup.
321
00:20:54,645 --> 00:20:57,731
Kelso you've fallen off
this thing like ten times.
322
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,260
It's so scary to think you
could have...you know, like,
323
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,392
met the same
fate as Charlie.
324
00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:03,203
Yeah.
325
00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:07,513
It's like we go through our lives like thinking
we're invincible right, but the truth is
326
00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:09,143
we're totally 'vincible
327
00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:16,300
THUD SCREW THAT
! I'M INVINCIBLE !
328
00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:23,910
Oh my God, what did I do...
329
00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:26,180
You married a Las
Vegas stripper.
330
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,713
Congratulations.
331
00:21:29,075 --> 00:21:30,731
With Eric gone,
332
00:21:30,776 --> 00:21:32,442
you're the town dumbass !
333
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,523
Steven,
334
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,841
how could you get
married and not remember ?
335
00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:38,923
It's not like
336
00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:43,462
forgetting where you left your
keys or where you parked your car
337
00:21:43,528 --> 00:21:45,771
or your tenth anniversary...
338
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,613
Kitty that was
thirteen years ago !
339
00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:49,733
Fifteen.
340
00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:52,860
Has it been that long ?
341
00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:55,640
I don't know what
happened, I mean,
342
00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:57,931
Samantha and I hung out
for three weeks, and then
343
00:21:57,965 --> 00:22:01,440
one night we got really drunk and I
remember waking up with a killer hangover,
344
00:22:01,468 --> 00:22:04,071
thinking I better get out of Vegas
before I'd do something stupid
345
00:22:05,798 --> 00:22:06,992
So close !
346
00:22:09,165 --> 00:22:11,440
Here are some
pictures of our wedding
347
00:22:12,985 --> 00:22:17,103
We found this beautiful little
chapel called "Weddings and Waffles".
348
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:22,483
We got married by an
Elvis impersonator ?!
349
00:22:23,726 --> 00:22:26,261
Oeh and look at his name !
350
00:22:26,296 --> 00:22:27,771
Elvis Priestly.
351
00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:31,090
Isn't that clever ?
352
00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:33,942
Wow, that must have
been some wedding.
353
00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:37,403
It's not too often that you see
the bride jump out of her own cake.
354
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,590
Oh man, it's starting
to come back to me.
355
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,471
I remember seeing a
cross and an altar.
356
00:22:44,575 --> 00:22:46,821
But I thought I was having
that Excorcist-dream again.
357
00:22:47,765 --> 00:22:49,753
WHERE'S THE STRIPPER ?
358
00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:52,310
THERE SHE IS !
359
00:22:52,345 --> 00:22:54,861
THERE IS A STRIPPER
IN THE KITCHEN !
360
00:22:55,038 --> 00:22:57,390
AM I YELLING ?
I CAN'T HELP IT !
361
00:22:58,037 --> 00:23:01,421
OOOOOOH HYDE YOU MARRIED A
STRIPPER I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH
362
00:23:03,606 --> 00:23:06,680
You must be Kelso.
I'm Samantha Hyde
363
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,853
Oh my God, you
took my name ?!
364
00:23:09,897 --> 00:23:13,362
Oh Steven, you look like
you're about to throw up !
365
00:23:14,256 --> 00:23:15,233
Here,
366
00:23:15,485 --> 00:23:17,620
use Eric's 'whoopsie' basin.
367
00:23:18,537 --> 00:23:20,441
Aim for the Snoopy.
368
00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:23,931
I got the get out of here. I'm
gonna go to the record store.
369
00:23:23,978 --> 00:23:27,010
Well Hyde, you're
freakin' out man.
370
00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:30,383
You married a stripper !
You're living every guys dream !
371
00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:34,011
Well not my dream, my
dream is always the same,
372
00:23:34,048 --> 00:23:36,181
monkey gives me the finger
373
00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:40,142
and flaps his lips at me
374
00:23:40,788 --> 00:23:42,733
and takes off
with my clothes.
375
00:23:43,795 --> 00:23:45,702
Trust me, you don't
wanna live that dream.
376
00:23:58,717 --> 00:24:01,120
What's the store doing closed
in the middle of the day ?
377
00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:03,112
Maybe it's Rosh Hashanah.
378
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,880
Hey dude, pull up a pillow.
379
00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:18,520
Leo,
380
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,033
what the hell did you
do with my record store ?
381
00:24:21,268 --> 00:24:22,521
Record store ?
382
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:27,513
You know now that you mention it, this
place would make an awesome record store.
383
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:39,223
I left you in charge and you turned my store
into a hippy den for your stoner friends ?!
384
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,930
That's not true man.
385
00:24:41,998 --> 00:24:44,021
I don't know any
of these people.
386
00:24:48,065 --> 00:24:49,802
Leo, I'm not in the
mood for this today.
387
00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:52,583
Just get these people out of
here alright. I'll be in my office
388
00:24:55,088 --> 00:24:57,510
Leo there is an
ORGY in my office !
389
00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:02,022
I can't the boys from the
girls it's hair everywhere !
390
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,223
Man.
391
00:25:10,418 --> 00:25:12,883
This is no way to
spend Rosh Hashanah.
392
00:25:19,396 --> 00:25:21,172
I can't believe Hyde.
393
00:25:21,636 --> 00:25:24,133
I mean he completely
broke Jackie's heart.
394
00:25:24,216 --> 00:25:26,931
Who just goes and
marries a stripper ?
395
00:25:26,976 --> 00:25:28,292
What are you, dense ?
396
00:25:30,506 --> 00:25:32,581
Anybody who can, that who.
397
00:25:34,685 --> 00:25:36,850
Okay, get dressed.
We're going out.
398
00:25:37,006 --> 00:25:41,482
But it doesn't really matter what you wear,
because everyone is gonna be looking at me.
399
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,452
But don't wear that.
400
00:25:45,157 --> 00:25:46,162
Wow Jackie.
401
00:25:46,186 --> 00:25:49,711
After everything you've been through
with Hyde, you come here and insult me ?!
402
00:25:50,097 --> 00:25:51,343
You're all better !
403
00:25:52,378 --> 00:25:54,521
Well I'm not gonna
sit around moping.
404
00:25:54,565 --> 00:25:57,230
I'm gonna do what every woman
does when they hit rock bottom.
405
00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:59,291
You're going to
have sex with me ?!
406
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:02,291
No.
407
00:26:02,715 --> 00:26:04,952
I'm going to go out
and meet some boys,
408
00:26:04,985 --> 00:26:07,382
and crush their
hearts one by one.
409
00:26:07,425 --> 00:26:11,320
You know Donna, Eric is in Africa.
Must be close to hitting rock bottom...
410
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:13,600
Not really.
411
00:26:14,745 --> 00:26:18,601
How long has a boy have to wait before
one of floosies hits rock bottom ?
412
00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:28,811
Oh. Samantha.
413
00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:31,523
You're painting your
toes in the kitchen.
414
00:26:32,915 --> 00:26:36,600
That's funny because I was just
making meatloaf in the bathroom.
415
00:26:38,358 --> 00:26:39,393
Sorry.
416
00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:42,313
Hyde told me how much
he likes painted toes.
417
00:26:42,585 --> 00:26:46,541
He told me some other things that he liked but
I said: Hey I'm a stripper not a contortionist.
418
00:26:47,378 --> 00:26:50,220
Well isn't that just more
then a mother wants to hear.
419
00:26:51,267 --> 00:26:52,911
Okay so,
420
00:26:53,147 --> 00:26:54,393
I'm curious.
421
00:26:54,596 --> 00:26:56,312
What is your act like ?
422
00:26:56,355 --> 00:26:57,542
Do you sing ?
423
00:26:57,578 --> 00:26:58,821
No I just dance.
424
00:26:58,845 --> 00:27:02,700
Oh. Well when I was younger,
I took tap. Do you do tap ?
425
00:27:02,968 --> 00:27:06,053
No funny that you should
mention it, I strip to taps !
426
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:09,090
You mean
427
00:27:09,698 --> 00:27:12,492
the song they play
when an army man dies ?!
428
00:27:12,955 --> 00:27:13,752
Yeah.
429
00:27:14,128 --> 00:27:16,851
It's my tribute to
our armed forces.
430
00:27:17,488 --> 00:27:19,930
I wave the American flag
431
00:27:19,976 --> 00:27:22,981
and then for the big
finish, I give a salute
432
00:27:23,046 --> 00:27:24,753
and the I smack my fanny
433
00:27:29,025 --> 00:27:30,232
Sorry I...
434
00:27:30,277 --> 00:27:32,061
No I'm sorry.
435
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,263
This thing has a
mind of it's own
436
00:27:36,246 --> 00:27:37,141
Red,
437
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:41,352
I'm not sure how I feel about
having a stripper stay in our home.
438
00:27:41,698 --> 00:27:43,463
It's, what's the word,
439
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,970
an abomination !
440
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:49,693
I don't think Steven even knew what
he was doing when he married her.
441
00:27:49,727 --> 00:27:53,161
It sounds like he was as schnockered
as you were on St. Patricks Day.
442
00:27:53,536 --> 00:27:57,121
Okay well that green punch
sneaks right up on you !
443
00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:01,693
I think Steven has
made a huge mistake.
444
00:28:01,786 --> 00:28:03,292
But what are we gonna do ?
445
00:28:03,385 --> 00:28:04,543
Kick Sam out ?
446
00:28:04,578 --> 00:28:06,701
Oh we will do no such thing.
447
00:28:06,748 --> 00:28:07,771
You will !
448
00:28:09,386 --> 00:28:10,711
Oh fine.
449
00:28:10,936 --> 00:28:12,641
But the next time
you hit a deer,
450
00:28:12,687 --> 00:28:15,613
you're the one putting it out of
it's misery with it's tyre iron !
451
00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:22,380
Well well,
452
00:28:22,428 --> 00:28:27,391
another day in the life of Point Place police
officer. I just confiscated a whole box of lighters,
453
00:28:27,477 --> 00:28:29,820
paraphernalia and
illegal substances...
454
00:28:29,855 --> 00:28:31,472
ice work officer.
455
00:28:31,538 --> 00:28:33,851
Now we're hooked
up for two months.
456
00:28:35,697 --> 00:28:36,543
So...
457
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:39,480
what do we do now...
458
00:28:39,796 --> 00:28:41,922
Man I think I
have to fire Leo.
459
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,283
He almost put me
out of business.
460
00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:47,102
Just wish there was
a good way to do it...
461
00:28:50,075 --> 00:28:52,203
This is definitely gooder.
462
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:54,453
Gooder ?
463
00:28:55,658 --> 00:28:56,820
Yeah that's a word.
464
00:28:59,147 --> 00:29:00,063
Leo,
465
00:29:00,936 --> 00:29:03,990
I left you in charge of the
store and you let me down man.
466
00:29:04,305 --> 00:29:06,522
So I'm sorry to have to say
467
00:29:08,388 --> 00:29:09,893
you're fired man !
468
00:29:12,065 --> 00:29:15,233
I think the word you're
looking for is 'fried' man...
469
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,552
And I am.
470
00:29:19,307 --> 00:29:21,493
No no man I mean
you're fired.
471
00:29:22,668 --> 00:29:25,073
That's even funnier man !
472
00:29:25,406 --> 00:29:27,403
And I totally deserve it.
473
00:29:28,576 --> 00:29:30,820
Yeah and you're
under arrest too !
474
00:29:31,657 --> 00:29:32,583
What ?!
475
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:36,781
I'm just kidding. These
handcuffs don't even work, look...
476
00:29:40,688 --> 00:29:43,252
wait, these are the
ones that DO work...
477
00:29:45,457 --> 00:29:48,413
Hey, I saw this Help
Wanted sign outside.
478
00:29:48,688 --> 00:29:49,962
You still looking ?
479
00:29:50,986 --> 00:29:51,810
Errrrr,
480
00:29:53,006 --> 00:29:55,550
Leo were you trying
to hire somebody ?
481
00:29:56,247 --> 00:30:00,321
You know yesterday I was having a
hard time opening up a jar of pickles
482
00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:02,370
so I put the Help
Wanted sign up.
483
00:30:03,156 --> 00:30:05,901
Too late man, I found
something else to eat.
484
00:30:10,246 --> 00:30:13,862
Why do they make the lid so
tight ? It's just pickles !
485
00:30:15,095 --> 00:30:17,001
So you're not hiring ?
486
00:30:17,296 --> 00:30:19,983
That's a bummer.
Cause I gotta say,
487
00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,421
if this is your idea
of a staff meeting,
488
00:30:22,627 --> 00:30:24,341
I'd work my butt off !
489
00:30:25,428 --> 00:30:28,041
What the hell man, I'm in
a giving mood right now.
490
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:31,102
You can have the job and do all
the work that Leo wasn't doing.
491
00:30:31,256 --> 00:30:34,263
And Leo I can't fire you
man. You're too awesome.
492
00:30:34,356 --> 00:30:35,741
New guy, you're hired.
493
00:30:35,778 --> 00:30:38,191
Leo you're not fired,
jobs for everyone.
494
00:30:39,826 --> 00:30:41,961
Well that was hard
but it had to be done.
495
00:30:48,255 --> 00:30:50,492
Wow Jackie, that
is quite an outfit.
496
00:30:50,886 --> 00:30:52,492
Does it come with a pimp ?
497
00:30:53,646 --> 00:30:56,190
Donna, this is my
man-catcher dress !
498
00:30:56,237 --> 00:30:58,611
It is scientifically
designed to make men want me,
499
00:30:58,655 --> 00:31:01,832
while at the same time knowing
they could never really have me.
500
00:31:02,498 --> 00:31:04,420
Oh everyone loves a tease...
501
00:31:06,678 --> 00:31:08,493
Oh he is cute and smiling !
502
00:31:08,898 --> 00:31:11,133
I'm gonna go and make
him wish he was dead !
503
00:31:14,495 --> 00:31:16,350
Can I ask you a question ?
504
00:31:16,615 --> 00:31:18,553
Yes, I'm available.
505
00:31:19,637 --> 00:31:21,941
But not to you ! HA ! BURN !
506
00:31:21,998 --> 00:31:24,962
Oh my God that was so much
fun, I wanna do another one !
507
00:31:26,076 --> 00:31:28,860
Actually I just wanted to know
your hot blond friend's name...
508
00:31:28,908 --> 00:31:30,900
Oh I don't have a
hot blond friend.
509
00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,130
I'm just here
with Fez and Donna.
510
00:31:33,946 --> 00:31:34,990
Donna ? Thanks !
511
00:31:35,035 --> 00:31:36,801
Wait, wait, what,
you like Donna ?!
512
00:31:36,826 --> 00:31:38,823
She reads books for fun !
513
00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:41,721
Hi,
514
00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:42,913
I'm Mark.
515
00:31:43,248 --> 00:31:44,163
Wow,
516
00:31:44,385 --> 00:31:46,891
you have one of the prettiest
smiles I've ever seen.
517
00:31:46,937 --> 00:31:47,680
Oh
518
00:31:47,716 --> 00:31:49,261
thank you !
519
00:31:53,096 --> 00:31:55,890
Well the secret is to
brush with baking soda !
520
00:31:57,868 --> 00:31:59,872
Actually I was
talking to Donna.
521
00:31:59,906 --> 00:32:02,181
Wow, you are just gorgeous.
522
00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,930
Really ?
523
00:32:04,138 --> 00:32:07,111
Yeah you know Donna
means 'lady' in Italian.
524
00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:09,763
And Belladonna means
'fine lady', and you,
525
00:32:09,908 --> 00:32:12,223
you are definitely
one fine lady.
526
00:32:12,696 --> 00:32:14,840
What's Italian
for 'keep going' ?
527
00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:17,640
Wanna play a little pool ?
528
00:32:18,076 --> 00:32:21,440
Oh I'm sorry I can't.
I have a boyfriend.
529
00:32:22,466 --> 00:32:23,700
He's in Africa.
530
00:32:26,975 --> 00:32:29,943
Well he is just missing out
on how beautiful you look.
531
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,731
La mia fiora bella.
532
00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:35,373
Italian !
533
00:32:40,156 --> 00:32:41,530
Can you believe that ?!
534
00:32:41,565 --> 00:32:43,822
Ah don't worry.
You still got me.
535
00:32:44,778 --> 00:32:46,140
Hi, I'm Kim.
536
00:32:46,545 --> 00:32:47,773
Dance with me.
537
00:32:48,626 --> 00:32:50,450
So long lame-o !
538
00:33:01,615 --> 00:33:02,613
Hey Samantha,
539
00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:04,503
you should have seen
your dopey husband today.
540
00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:06,250
He was supposed to fire Leo,
541
00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:09,072
but then he wussed out
and hired a new guy too.
542
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:14,112
It's like the time I went to break up with this
chick and I ended up doing it with her AND her mom.
543
00:33:14,888 --> 00:33:17,642
I understand why you
couldn't fire anyone.
544
00:33:17,676 --> 00:33:19,932
On the outside you're
rough and cynical,
545
00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:24,061
but underneath is all you're just a sweet
curly-haired boy who likes to be tickled.
546
00:33:25,265 --> 00:33:26,201
Really ?!
547
00:33:28,147 --> 00:33:29,792
Kelso, if you
try to tickle me,
548
00:33:29,817 --> 00:33:33,620
I swear to God I rip off your arm and
tickle the bloody hole with your own hand.
549
00:33:35,635 --> 00:33:39,473
You'll figure out what to do
honey, you have great instincts.
550
00:33:39,515 --> 00:33:42,293
You have a great butt too,
but that's a whole other thing
551
00:33:44,038 --> 00:33:45,480
She is awesome.
552
00:33:45,585 --> 00:33:48,732
Hey Sam, let me ask you a
question about being a stripper.
553
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,211
Can I see your boobs ?
554
00:33:55,508 --> 00:33:56,791
Oh Samantha.
555
00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:58,392
You're here.
556
00:33:59,618 --> 00:34:01,700
Did Red talk to
you by any chance ?
557
00:34:01,747 --> 00:34:04,100
Mr. Forman ? No. Why ?
558
00:34:04,137 --> 00:34:06,021
Oh. Well. Uhhm.
559
00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:08,650
"What's that ? Be
right there Eric !"
560
00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:15,900
Then my psychiatrist said
the reason I always want sex
561
00:34:15,948 --> 00:34:20,520
is because I never got apporoval from my
parents so I'm trying to find it somewhere else.
562
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:22,792
Do you think he's right ?
563
00:34:23,557 --> 00:34:25,541
Dear God I hope so !
564
00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:31,100
Who does that guy think he
is rejecting me like that ?!
565
00:34:31,146 --> 00:34:34,372
I am the hottest girl
here ! Right Fez ?
566
00:34:38,957 --> 00:34:40,221
Hey you !
567
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:41,933
Mark is it ?
568
00:34:42,285 --> 00:34:43,192
Yeah.
569
00:34:43,318 --> 00:34:45,073
I don't know
where you're from.
570
00:34:45,155 --> 00:34:49,023
But I'll have you know, I
am the catch of Point Place.
571
00:34:49,747 --> 00:34:52,271
That's true. That's how
she signed my yearbook.
572
00:34:52,895 --> 00:34:54,690
Ah come back here !
573
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:57,943
Nobody ignores
Jerky Backhart !
574
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:00,841
I am adorable !
575
00:35:00,888 --> 00:35:03,991
I am engaging and
I'm DAMN likeable.
576
00:35:05,546 --> 00:35:08,092
And if you're too
stupid to see that,
577
00:35:08,126 --> 00:35:10,062
then I feel sorry for you !
578
00:35:10,246 --> 00:35:13,302
Cause if anyone should be
the center of attention here,
579
00:35:13,705 --> 00:35:14,873
it's me.
580
00:35:15,486 --> 00:35:16,431
Jackie !
581
00:35:17,926 --> 00:35:19,281
Get off me !
582
00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:25,523
What the hell is
a "boobs out" ?
583
00:35:34,355 --> 00:35:35,930
Okay, your turn !
584
00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,910
Ah Samantha, there
you are, good.
585
00:35:43,947 --> 00:35:46,820
Hi Mr. Forman. I
was just unpacking.
586
00:35:47,205 --> 00:35:48,520
Aren't these cute ?
587
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,183
Oh !
588
00:35:51,395 --> 00:35:53,580
I mean you can't
tell like this.
589
00:35:53,608 --> 00:35:54,912
You have to picture
them like this
590
00:35:57,127 --> 00:36:00,491
Plus they hold dollar bills
better then anything I own.
591
00:36:01,548 --> 00:36:03,971
I'm going upstairs
to find you a wallet !
592
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,940
Hey Randy, come here.
I want to talk to you.
593
00:36:11,985 --> 00:36:13,920
Yeah sure, but
check this out first
594
00:36:13,985 --> 00:36:17,560
See these guys over there ? They
think Leo is an Almond brother.
595
00:36:18,797 --> 00:36:21,021
- Why would they think that ?
- I told them !
596
00:36:21,726 --> 00:36:22,532
Wow,
597
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,801
Leo is an Almond brother ?!
598
00:36:25,837 --> 00:36:26,942
Yeah man.
599
00:36:27,135 --> 00:36:29,262
We were overstocked with
Almond Brothers albums.
600
00:36:29,295 --> 00:36:32,912
So I figured meeting one of the guys of
the band would put people in a buying mood.
601
00:36:33,305 --> 00:36:34,951
And it totally worked !
602
00:36:36,308 --> 00:36:37,661
And Leo's up for this ?
603
00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:39,742
Oh he has no idea
what is going on.
604
00:36:40,388 --> 00:36:43,982
I mean...at all.
He's really out of it.
605
00:36:45,226 --> 00:36:46,851
You know now that
you mention it,
606
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:51,301
if we give him a hat and some sunglasses we
could probably use him to move some ZZ Top !
607
00:36:51,596 --> 00:36:52,621
Yeah.
608
00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:55,832
Your friend here might be
pretty enough to pass of as Cher.
609
00:36:57,167 --> 00:36:58,050
Yeah.
610
00:36:59,027 --> 00:37:01,992
That's not a bad
idea Andy Gibb !
611
00:37:05,698 --> 00:37:07,321
So what did you want
to talk to me about ?
612
00:37:07,367 --> 00:37:08,170
Oh.
613
00:37:09,238 --> 00:37:12,761
I guess I just wanted to congratulate you
on your new job here at the record store.
614
00:37:12,796 --> 00:37:15,930
I name you senior vice-president
in charge of scams.
615
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,673
Alright man !
616
00:37:18,247 --> 00:37:20,443
Man, I can't fire Leo.
617
00:37:20,487 --> 00:37:21,922
He's like a father to me.
618
00:37:22,358 --> 00:37:23,962
Well like a friend.
619
00:37:24,985 --> 00:37:27,053
Well he's like a guy
who always has lighter.
620
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:29,051
Whoho.
621
00:37:29,157 --> 00:37:34,123
So if you're not gonna fire Randy, and
you're not gonna fire Leo, I got a question.
622
00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:36,152
Can I see your wife boobs ?
623
00:37:38,827 --> 00:37:40,943
Hey guys, guess what.
624
00:37:41,336 --> 00:37:43,932
One of the Almond
Brothers is here !
625
00:37:49,478 --> 00:37:51,730
This new guy
Randy is awesome !
626
00:37:51,766 --> 00:37:55,590
Today he was looking over the records, and
he figured out it be easier to find things
627
00:37:55,615 --> 00:37:57,971
if we just
alphabetized them.
628
00:37:59,185 --> 00:38:02,181
Hey, do you know what
you were doing just now ?
629
00:38:02,937 --> 00:38:04,251
No, what ?
630
00:38:04,497 --> 00:38:06,871
Telling your wife
about your day.
631
00:38:07,205 --> 00:38:08,422
Pretty cool huh ?
632
00:38:08,696 --> 00:38:09,872
Didn't suck.
633
00:38:12,645 --> 00:38:15,651
Oh good. You're both here.
634
00:38:16,118 --> 00:38:18,803
We want to talk to you
about your marriage.
635
00:38:19,608 --> 00:38:22,261
Steven, I've come to
think of you as a son,
636
00:38:22,286 --> 00:38:25,883
and so I want to give you
some honest, hartfelt advise.
637
00:38:26,128 --> 00:38:28,333
Get your head
out of your ass.
638
00:38:30,137 --> 00:38:32,303
You two barely
know eachother.
639
00:38:32,345 --> 00:38:36,231
Not to mention that I saw a TV
movie where someone like you moved in
640
00:38:36,278 --> 00:38:38,092
and killed the whole family.
641
00:38:41,907 --> 00:38:43,670
Steven honey,
642
00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:47,040
if this isn't what you
want, you should say so now.
643
00:38:48,438 --> 00:38:50,282
Yeah, you should.
644
00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:55,901
Hyde, if you don't want me here, I'll
pack up my things and leave tonight.
645
00:38:58,896 --> 00:39:00,580
No man, it's cool.
646
00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:04,622
Okay then.
647
00:39:06,856 --> 00:39:08,451
Oh she's staying.
648
00:39:09,888 --> 00:39:10,742
Well
649
00:39:11,196 --> 00:39:15,022
Well I guess I'll go set an extra place
at the table for stripper...supper !
650
00:39:19,995 --> 00:39:23,170
You're never gonna believe
this ! I drove here this way.
651
00:39:28,638 --> 00:39:30,721
Jackie, will you
please come out ?
652
00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:32,970
I don't think even
anyone saw you.
653
00:39:38,136 --> 00:39:39,161
OH MY GOD !
654
00:39:42,726 --> 00:39:45,651
I'm sorry about my friend,
she's a little prudish.
655
00:39:46,596 --> 00:39:49,143
She's not as free with her
body as I hope you will be.
656
00:39:51,728 --> 00:39:53,111
Ready to go baby ?
657
00:39:53,407 --> 00:39:56,351
Hey buddy, the only guy
she is leaving with is me !
658
00:39:57,158 --> 00:40:00,233
Unless you just wanna do it in the
bathroom, then we can leave separately.
659
00:40:01,908 --> 00:40:04,690
Fez, there is something
I need to tell you.
660
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,402
Mark and I are married.
661
00:40:08,658 --> 00:40:09,493
What ?
662
00:40:10,696 --> 00:40:14,422
Yeah we come here every weekend and
watch eachother hit on strangers.
663
00:40:14,715 --> 00:40:17,780
It makes for some ultra hot
action when we get back home !
664
00:40:18,635 --> 00:40:21,440
Wait, yeah Eric and
I tried that once.
665
00:40:21,476 --> 00:40:25,221
I got three phone numbers and he
got the highscore on Space Invaders.
666
00:40:27,136 --> 00:40:29,202
Wait, you do this
every weekend ?!
667
00:40:29,248 --> 00:40:32,760
You shower some poor loser with affection
and then toss him aside when you're done ?!
668
00:40:33,157 --> 00:40:34,130
Yeah.
669
00:40:36,198 --> 00:40:37,500
See you next weekend...
670
00:40:43,585 --> 00:40:45,520
I gotta say, Sam
is pretty cool.
671
00:40:45,547 --> 00:40:46,373
Yeah ?
672
00:40:46,706 --> 00:40:48,961
Yeah yesterday for
no reason at all,
673
00:40:48,997 --> 00:40:53,200
she grabbed a beer out of the
fridge and just like gave it to me.
674
00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:57,201
I mean what is
that all about ?
675
00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:01,571
Maybe that is what husbands
and wives do for eachother ?
676
00:41:01,718 --> 00:41:03,812
Craziest damn
thing I ever saw.
677
00:41:05,086 --> 00:41:08,490
Uhm Steven ? I just wanna let
you know that we're through.
678
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:13,372
If you're gonna go off and marry someone you
don't even know, then we can't be together anymore
679
00:41:16,468 --> 00:41:20,452
Okay. Well I guess you always
have Kelso to fall back on.
680
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:22,622
Or Fez.
681
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,251
Hey what ? Did
I hear my name ?
682
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,740
Are Jackie and I
going to do it ?
683
00:41:29,037 --> 00:41:30,970
Can somebody tell me
what is going on ?!
684
00:41:31,786 --> 00:41:34,351
Steven I have been
so stupid for so long.
685
00:41:34,397 --> 00:41:37,741
I tried to force Michael to marry
me, I tried to force you to marry me.
686
00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:41,751
And last night I threw myself at some
unavailable creep I didn't even like.
687
00:41:42,197 --> 00:41:44,593
Well, now you've
hit a new low.
688
00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:49,203
Throwing yourself at
some guy on Rosh Hashanah.
689
00:41:52,947 --> 00:41:56,100
So you know what ? I'm done
making an ass of myself for you.
690
00:41:56,148 --> 00:41:58,011
Or any other guys.
691
00:41:58,116 --> 00:41:59,122
In fact,
692
00:41:59,355 --> 00:42:01,181
I'm done with
guys completely.
693
00:42:01,737 --> 00:42:02,973
Hear that Hyde ?
694
00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:08,803
We screwed her up so bad she's switching
to chicks ! How awesome are we !
695
00:42:12,036 --> 00:42:14,032
So I was thinking
about you all week,
696
00:42:14,058 --> 00:42:16,940
how cute and flustered you
looked when I kissed you.
697
00:42:17,256 --> 00:42:18,962
I really liked that.
698
00:42:18,996 --> 00:42:20,811
Yess..me too...
699
00:42:24,296 --> 00:42:27,671
You know what, this is
too creepy. Even for me.
700
00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:30,642
Enjoy your sick
lives together
701
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:37,942
You know, sorry about that, I
don't even know what that was about.
702
00:42:40,378 --> 00:42:41,532
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