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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:07,728 WE WILL NEVER HAVE PARIS Tranlation and Review by Angel. 2 00:00:28,882 --> 00:00:32,428 Like any organ does as we grow older, 3 00:00:32,452 --> 00:00:35,585 the eye deteriorates and decays. 4 00:00:35,655 --> 00:00:40,755 Whether it is genetic predisposition. Or environmental factors, 5 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,893 we are subject to losing the gift of sight, 6 00:00:44,731 --> 00:00:47,931 clouding the windows to our souls, if you will. 7 00:00:49,669 --> 00:00:52,869 Did you know that cataracts are now responsible 8 00:00:53,006 --> 00:00:56,139 for 48% of world blindness? 9 00:00:56,877 --> 00:01:00,624 Though aging is the primary cause, there are a wide variety. 10 00:01:00,648 --> 00:01:04,094 Devon, are you just going to grade papers the whole time? 11 00:01:04,118 --> 00:01:06,051 What? This is my lunch break. 12 00:01:07,254 --> 00:01:09,987 What do you want me to do? Pray for you. 13 00:01:10,191 --> 00:01:11,234 Your eye is fine, okay. 14 00:01:11,258 --> 00:01:15,772 Just like your teeth are not getting looser, and you did not have foot rot. 15 00:01:15,796 --> 00:01:16,796 Knock on wood. 16 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:19,499 Okay. 17 00:01:19,533 --> 00:01:22,733 I have to get the rest of these papers to my TA. 18 00:01:22,937 --> 00:01:24,004 I love you. 19 00:01:25,372 --> 00:01:26,372 You are okay. 20 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:27,517 Love you. 21 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:28,351 Say hi to the doc for me. 22 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:31,442 I see you after work, assuming I can still see. 23 00:01:34,982 --> 00:01:37,049 To irreversible loss of vision. 24 00:01:39,653 --> 00:01:40,653 Quinn. 25 00:01:46,204 --> 00:01:47,204 Hey there, pal. 26 00:01:47,228 --> 00:01:48,829 Hi, Dad. 27 00:01:49,831 --> 00:01:52,110 So, what is it this time? A little redness. 28 00:01:52,134 --> 00:01:56,080 Yeah, just in the left eye. A little dot's been there for about a week. 29 00:01:56,104 --> 00:01:57,104 Okay. 30 00:01:58,106 --> 00:02:00,439 Let us go. Let us just lean forward. 31 00:02:01,176 --> 00:02:04,043 Place your chin on the plastic piece there. 32 00:02:05,113 --> 00:02:07,380 Look directly into the light. 33 00:02:08,884 --> 00:02:09,884 Right here. 34 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,720 Good. 35 00:02:12,981 --> 00:02:14,781 By the way, your mother made some of that... 36 00:02:14,805 --> 00:02:17,935 egg salad that you love, you know, with the tarragon, 37 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:19,604 I brought some in for you. 38 00:02:19,628 --> 00:02:20,628 Thanks. 39 00:02:20,762 --> 00:02:22,295 Well, what do you know? 40 00:02:22,741 --> 00:02:23,741 Pingueculitis. 41 00:02:23,765 --> 00:02:26,477 It is an irritation or a thinning of the conjunctiva. 42 00:02:26,501 --> 00:02:28,613 It usually found in elderly people, 43 00:02:28,637 --> 00:02:30,970 Latinos, people who work outdoors. 44 00:02:32,374 --> 00:02:34,174 Are you the outdoorsy type now? 45 00:02:34,209 --> 00:02:36,676 I would go with Latino before outdoorsy. 46 00:02:36,912 --> 00:02:40,159 It could also have something to do with your nose. 47 00:02:40,183 --> 00:02:41,326 What is wrong with my nose? 48 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:43,729 Nothing. It is a beautiful nose, you got the Berman nose. 49 00:02:43,753 --> 00:02:47,866 Only it is slightly more pronounced than other noses might be. 50 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:50,690 How does my nose size contribute to this? 51 00:02:51,194 --> 00:02:52,927 It is acting as a, kind of, 52 00:02:53,362 --> 00:02:55,295 large reflector, if you will. 53 00:02:56,666 --> 00:02:58,533 My nose is so large that, 54 00:02:59,101 --> 00:03:02,414 the reflection is burning a hole in my eye? 55 00:03:02,438 --> 00:03:03,705 No, no, no, no, no. 56 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:06,251 Just the lining of it. 57 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:08,542 The treatment is artificial tears, 58 00:03:09,245 --> 00:03:11,178 and UV-protection sunglasses. 59 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,780 You are getting older there, my boy. 60 00:03:14,016 --> 00:03:15,549 Twenty-eight is not old. 61 00:03:15,918 --> 00:03:16,228 Yeah. 62 00:03:16,252 --> 00:03:19,364 It is not really the age where it makes any sense. 63 00:03:19,388 --> 00:03:20,388 Nor the race. 64 00:03:20,523 --> 00:03:23,190 All right, I will get your UV sunglasses. 65 00:03:24,026 --> 00:03:26,026 The women are going to love you. 66 00:03:26,362 --> 00:03:28,962 Dad, I have a girlfriend for 10 years. 67 00:03:29,298 --> 00:03:32,699 I am kidding. I love Devon. When are you going to propose? 68 00:03:32,869 --> 00:03:33,869 I was about to. 69 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:35,271 I have Mama's ring. 70 00:03:35,906 --> 00:03:37,417 Now, with this illness... 71 00:03:37,441 --> 00:03:38,774 It is not an illness. 72 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,386 It is a condition. 73 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:42,677 It is treatable. Marriage, I mean. 74 00:03:43,747 --> 00:03:47,560 How many times a day do I have to put in the artificial tears? 75 00:03:47,584 --> 00:03:48,228 Six or eight. 76 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:50,530 I could just insert some punctual plugs. 77 00:03:50,554 --> 00:03:52,887 - Insert where. - In your punctual. 78 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:54,290 In my what? 79 00:03:54,524 --> 00:03:55,201 Tear ducts. 80 00:03:55,225 --> 00:03:57,370 Little, tiny, umbrella-shaped, silicon plugs. 81 00:03:57,394 --> 00:04:01,341 That block out the drainage of tears, irrigating the eye. 82 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:01,941 I am a little... 83 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:04,210 Sit, sit. Come on, sit down, and sit down. 84 00:04:04,234 --> 00:04:07,167 That is it. Put your head between your legs. 85 00:04:07,471 --> 00:04:09,538 Your grandmother used to say... 86 00:04:11,742 --> 00:04:14,875 That means: "You only get one first marriage." 87 00:04:15,412 --> 00:04:16,545 That is inspiring. 88 00:04:16,913 --> 00:04:17,913 Look... 89 00:04:19,383 --> 00:04:20,526 If Devon is the one, 90 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:23,229 unless there is a piece of coal in that ring, instead of a diamond, 91 00:04:23,253 --> 00:04:26,787 your sitting on it longer, is not doing you any good. 92 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:30,459 You saw the people in the waiting room. 93 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:32,795 They were all you, yesterday. 94 00:06:41,957 --> 00:06:48,591 WE WILL NEVER HAVE PARIS Translation and Review by Angel. 95 00:06:52,305 --> 00:06:53,305 Dev. 96 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:54,740 What? 97 00:06:55,074 --> 00:06:57,407 Are not you supposed to be at work? 98 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:59,677 Impersonating late Miles Davis. 99 00:07:01,225 --> 00:07:02,225 What happened? 100 00:07:02,249 --> 00:07:04,728 No, nothing. I wanted sir to prize... 101 00:07:04,752 --> 00:07:07,419 To precise... I wanted to surprise you. 102 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:10,667 Okay. 103 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,869 Wait, what did he say about your eye? 104 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:14,093 No, it is fine. 105 00:07:14,495 --> 00:07:17,562 Actually, it put everything into perspective. 106 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,000 That well, I am finally... 107 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,937 You know... I love you more than... 108 00:07:29,143 --> 00:07:30,543 Okay, I love you too. 109 00:07:32,346 --> 00:07:33,879 You are scaring me. 110 00:07:34,682 --> 00:07:37,415 Is there nothing wrong with your eye? 111 00:07:38,262 --> 00:07:39,262 Yes, there is... No... 112 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:41,686 Yes, there is... It is Pingueculitis. 113 00:07:41,956 --> 00:07:45,635 It is not a big deal, I am just supposed to wear those glasses. 114 00:07:45,659 --> 00:07:49,105 Well, you know, I do know how seriously, you take fashion. 115 00:07:49,129 --> 00:07:51,929 Yeah, says the girl who only wears clogs. 116 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,176 What? They are comfortable. 117 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,268 Yeah, well, that does not make they not clog. 118 00:07:57,105 --> 00:07:58,105 Very cloggy. 119 00:08:03,445 --> 00:08:04,445 What? 120 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,680 You are just my favorite. 121 00:08:09,851 --> 00:08:12,118 Well, you are up there for me too. 122 00:08:12,354 --> 00:08:13,354 Well... 123 00:08:16,024 --> 00:08:17,291 The day has come... 124 00:08:18,927 --> 00:08:21,660 My God. You got a gig playing piano. 125 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,597 I...No, no, no. 126 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:27,912 Did not you send in your demo tape to the Thai restaurant? 127 00:08:27,936 --> 00:08:29,936 No one wants to hear live jazz. 128 00:08:30,105 --> 00:08:32,783 While they are eating microbe, it is too much. 129 00:08:32,807 --> 00:08:37,407 Come on, at some point you are going to have to play in front of people. 130 00:08:38,146 --> 00:08:41,079 Anyway, I just wanted to... 131 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,250 I have to go. 132 00:08:44,085 --> 00:08:45,085 I have class. 133 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:48,300 - Thank you so much for surprising me. - Okay. Okay. 134 00:08:48,324 --> 00:08:49,268 I am going to call you on the way home. 135 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:52,404 I am sorry. I just supposed to be giving a lecture on Flaubert. 136 00:08:52,428 --> 00:08:55,561 You do not have to lecture them about Flaubert. 137 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:57,075 Just say it nicely. 138 00:08:57,099 --> 00:08:59,432 - All right. Love you. - Love you. 139 00:09:11,347 --> 00:09:13,280 It is just this eye condition. 140 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:14,950 Ping... Wait. What? 141 00:09:15,785 --> 00:09:16,785 Pingueculitis. 142 00:09:17,587 --> 00:09:19,320 Is it... Is it contagious? 143 00:09:20,323 --> 00:09:21,323 No. 144 00:09:22,358 --> 00:09:25,437 What are we doing with the rose petals? Did I miss an order? 145 00:09:25,461 --> 00:09:26,594 I am... I am... 146 00:09:28,364 --> 00:09:29,684 Okay, do not say anything, Kelsey. 147 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,232 I am going to ask Devon to marry me. 148 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:34,680 Wow! 149 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,316 You know, I used to propose to girls in elementary school. 150 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:41,608 I mean, I was in elementary school too. That was just legal. 151 00:09:43,447 --> 00:09:44,780 Yes! Yes! 152 00:09:47,084 --> 00:09:48,084 Yeah. Thanks. 153 00:09:52,155 --> 00:09:54,901 I mean, of course. I called it in high school. 154 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:58,392 You did, yeah. What about you? You are still with... 155 00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:00,396 We broke up. 156 00:10:00,397 --> 00:10:01,541 The basketball player. 157 00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:03,232 We broke up too. 158 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,367 There is a new person, 159 00:10:05,502 --> 00:10:07,569 Isaac, you will meet him tonight. 160 00:10:08,105 --> 00:10:09,825 We are having pizza before Jameson's, right? 161 00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:11,584 - Yes, yeah. In addition, you are bringing... - Isaac. 162 00:10:11,608 --> 00:10:12,768 - Isaac. - Yeah, the mechanic. 163 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:14,754 Cool. Well, if it does not work out with him. 164 00:10:14,778 --> 00:10:16,378 I have a great mechanic. 165 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:18,680 - Thanks. - Yes. 166 00:10:25,822 --> 00:10:27,889 Can I talk to you for a second? 167 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:29,625 Sure. 168 00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:32,495 I think I might be in love with you. 169 00:10:33,564 --> 00:10:34,564 A little. 170 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,100 With me? 171 00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:40,402 No, you are right. Never mind. 172 00:10:40,571 --> 00:10:41,571 No. Wait. 173 00:10:42,273 --> 00:10:43,584 - What? - I mean... 174 00:10:43,608 --> 00:10:46,520 Obviously, I do not want to ruin what we have here. 175 00:10:46,544 --> 00:10:47,488 I love Devon. 176 00:10:47,512 --> 00:10:49,432 She always buys me lottery tickets on my birthday. 177 00:10:49,456 --> 00:10:51,258 Because she know how much I want to win. 178 00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:52,615 It just hit me, 179 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:55,084 that all these people, 180 00:10:55,386 --> 00:10:57,519 I mean, they do not challenge me. 181 00:10:58,656 --> 00:10:59,656 You... 182 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:02,224 You make me feel like a woman. 183 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,227 You listen. 184 00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:07,364 You make eye contact. 185 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:13,566 Are you really going to marry the first girl you have ever been with? 186 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:19,710 Well... 187 00:11:20,712 --> 00:11:21,712 One girl, 188 00:11:21,946 --> 00:11:23,279 in your entire life. 189 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:30,019 I am sorry. I should not have told you. 190 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,789 Yes, you should have. 191 00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:32,981 You can do better. 192 00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:34,325 Look at you. You are like a model. 193 00:11:34,349 --> 00:11:38,106 I mean, when we hug, I look like a skin tag hanging off of you. 194 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,500 Come on, you are a man. 195 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:45,534 A man, what lead? Do you believe in that? 196 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:49,974 Sorry. 197 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,509 I can get a little rough sometimes. 198 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,180 Sure. 199 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:58,182 I am too. 200 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,062 I will see you tonight. 201 00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:04,019 Right. Tonight, yeah. I will see you tonight. 202 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,526 - This one? - Yeah, that one. 203 00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:13,262 Yeah, thanks. This is lucky seven. 204 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:17,166 My mom got it for me, because in my family, this is like... 205 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,006 What does the tattoo on your neck says? 206 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,543 "Veni, vidi, vici." 207 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,344 "I came, I saw, I conquered." 208 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,650 Is it "vici" or "Vicky"? 209 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,586 Vici. 210 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,454 It is Latin, so a soft 'V'. 211 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,192 You got tattoos. 212 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:41,470 I? No. 213 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:45,161 Unless you count "thug life" scrawled across my chest. 214 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,731 That is henna, so... 215 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,479 No, I was just super scared, like... 216 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,716 He is going to be fine. He freaks out about everything. 217 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,740 What? I do not. 218 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,852 Every time you sit down at the piano. 219 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,821 You mention that your hands are shrinking. 220 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,689 My hand span does seem smaller. 221 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,793 Okay, and then last week you thought your hair was going white. 222 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,750 I found all these white hairs on my collar. 223 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,097 Okay, which was cat fur? 224 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,655 I did not do a DNA test. 225 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,134 Okay, this is so ridiculous. 226 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,758 You know what I just realized, 227 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,394 I have never heard you play the piano. 228 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,697 No. He does not play in front of anybody. 229 00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:22,913 If I am going heckled, I just prefer that it be by me that am all. 230 00:13:22,937 --> 00:13:25,182 That is cool. I mean, it makes you 231 00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:27,473 all mysterious, like tortured. 232 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,308 See... Yes, tortured. 233 00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:32,111 That is my wheelhouse. 234 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,618 Thank you so much. 235 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:38,495 - What did you do? - How would that happen? Dev! 236 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:39,852 Well, I am stealthy. 237 00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:41,231 Well, thank you. 238 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,034 I am sorry to just dash out on everyone. 239 00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:46,403 I think I am going to grab a cab home. 240 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:46,703 Why? 241 00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:50,260 I am just so tired. I have that thing in the morning. 242 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,776 Can you give these people a ride to Jameson's? 243 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,311 Okay. Well, I love you. 244 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,335 I love you. 245 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:56,803 Bye. 246 00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:01,084 I am probably going to head out pretty soon, too. 247 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,920 I am going to go meet up with my boys. 248 00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:03,944 Okay. 249 00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:30,636 I do not feel like going to this party. 250 00:14:31,339 --> 00:14:33,885 All right. Why do not I just go drop you? 251 00:14:33,909 --> 00:14:35,820 Back off with Isaac and his boys. 252 00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:40,044 Because I do not feel like getting stoned and playing Football. 253 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:43,717 You philistine. 254 00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:48,388 Do not call me names. 255 00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:52,592 Did I hurt the fragile flower? 256 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,166 I am sorry. 257 00:15:16,619 --> 00:15:17,619 Is that okay? 258 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:22,155 I mean, kissing my neck is okay. 259 00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:25,192 It is like the same thing as hugging. 260 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:32,567 No, no, no. 261 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,270 What? 262 00:15:38,574 --> 00:15:40,641 I just really want to kiss you. 263 00:15:43,612 --> 00:15:45,545 Well, that would not be good. 264 00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:49,418 No, I know. 265 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:53,354 I could show you my boobs. 266 00:15:55,926 --> 00:15:58,326 Okay, wait, wait. This feels rape. 267 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:02,431 Why? 268 00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:05,133 Because you do not want to kiss me. 269 00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:07,636 I want to. 270 00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:11,173 I cannot. 271 00:16:15,846 --> 00:16:16,846 Yeah. 272 00:17:01,025 --> 00:17:03,558 It is not as if I could be with Kelsey. 273 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,040 No, you could not. 274 00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:08,475 Her legs, though, Jameson, they are so long. 275 00:17:08,499 --> 00:17:11,299 I have never seen legs like that in person. 276 00:17:11,402 --> 00:17:13,069 They are freakishly long. 277 00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:15,249 I just... I have not been in another relationship. 278 00:17:15,273 --> 00:17:17,540 Now this tall model likes me. 279 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:21,244 I mean, she thinks I am sexy. 280 00:17:23,391 --> 00:17:24,391 Manly. 281 00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:27,628 Okay, she modeled one time in a catalog for Mervyn's, 282 00:17:27,652 --> 00:17:30,185 and a lot of girls think you are sexy. 283 00:17:30,621 --> 00:17:31,701 More than think, I am sexy. 284 00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:34,035 Okay, first off, girls think I am cute, not sexy. 285 00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:36,459 Second, you are just unaware of your good looks. 286 00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:40,107 I wish I were unaware of my looks, I am aware they are not good. 287 00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:41,232 Shit. 288 00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:42,966 I just lost a grand. 289 00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:46,736 What kind of dealer gets 21 every time? 290 00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:48,373 A computerized one. 291 00:17:48,474 --> 00:17:51,607 Maybe you do need to explore... Wait a minute. 292 00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:54,856 I thought you wanted to marry Devon one day. 293 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,680 I do, that is what I am saying. It is just... Those legs... 294 00:17:59,451 --> 00:18:00,811 Dude, you really need to chill out. 295 00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:04,065 I feel like you are about to ask me to help you hide the body. 296 00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:06,156 I am fine, I am thinking clearly. 297 00:18:06,258 --> 00:18:09,591 I just... I have a lot of energy. I am galvanized. 298 00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:11,395 Check it out. 299 00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,131 I... 300 00:18:13,599 --> 00:18:15,132 am corning my own beef. 301 00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:18,680 Better to corn your own than someone else's. 302 00:18:18,704 --> 00:18:22,371 I guess, okay, you are right. I need to talk to Kelsey. 303 00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:25,209 Just patch that up and then I... 304 00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:26,778 She is so sexy. 305 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,380 No, no. 306 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:31,883 See, think of it like, 307 00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:35,731 a wet dream, right, nothing really happened. 308 00:18:35,755 --> 00:18:38,355 So to talk about it, would be awkward. 309 00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,136 So what? Suppress my feelings. 310 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,537 Then, by the time, I examine them. 311 00:18:41,561 --> 00:18:42,881 They are all tainted and deformed, 312 00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,905 and then the idea of the event and the event itself 313 00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:48,531 would become inseparable and, therefore, impossible to analyze? 314 00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:49,712 I need to act now. 315 00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:53,215 Okay, this is not Darfur, you do not need to act now. 316 00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:54,572 You need to go home. 317 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:56,641 You are not making any sense. 318 00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:02,713 Imagine that was I slapping you in the face. 319 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:04,650 That was. 320 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,230 Do you still learn that same song? 321 00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:21,665 Yeah, I just cannot seem to get past this one part. 322 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,639 How was the faculty meeting? 323 00:19:28,475 --> 00:19:29,475 Hilarious. 324 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,543 Why are you being so cold? 325 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:35,946 What about are you talking? I just got back from work. 326 00:19:36,984 --> 00:19:38,094 I want to take a bath. 327 00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:39,496 We just spent the last two hours 328 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,853 debating the plural of: "Syllabus." 329 00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:43,022 Sorry, I... 330 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:45,490 I just wanted to ask you something. 331 00:19:47,194 --> 00:19:49,594 Okay, can I just run my bath first? 332 00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:52,532 Sure, fine. 333 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,507 I said, I wanted to ask you something. 334 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:03,386 Okay. 335 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,856 You are in the bath. You said you were going to run it, 336 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,880 not get in it. 337 00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:10,382 Yeah, who could have predicted this? 338 00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:12,152 What is wrong with you? 339 00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:13,454 Nothing. 340 00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:18,389 I guess. I have just been feeling kind of confused recently. 341 00:20:18,604 --> 00:20:19,604 About what? 342 00:20:19,628 --> 00:20:21,572 I so immerse in everything. 343 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,129 I cannot... See clearly. 344 00:20:26,301 --> 00:20:29,834 Maybe, I just need to take a step back for a moment. 345 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:35,509 Wait a minute. 346 00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:38,155 What is happening right now? 347 00:20:38,179 --> 00:20:39,979 Nothing. I do not know. Why? 348 00:20:40,682 --> 00:20:42,349 Are you talking about us? 349 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,950 Not... No... I do not know... Maybe. 350 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:48,220 Are you trying to break up with me? 351 00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:51,723 I do not even know what is happening to me? 352 00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:56,307 What are you doing? What are you doing? 353 00:20:56,331 --> 00:20:58,264 I cannot fuck believe this. 354 00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,102 Devon, wait a second. 355 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,903 - Turn around. - What? 356 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:04,732 Do not look at me. I am getting dressed. 357 00:21:04,756 --> 00:21:07,819 Now, I cannot see you naked. Ten seconds ago, it was fine. 358 00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:10,622 Yeah, well, a lot happened in the last 10 seconds. 359 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,025 Nothing has happened. You are overreacting. 360 00:21:13,049 --> 00:21:16,049 I do not even know what I am saying right now. 361 00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:18,887 Who is it? 362 00:21:19,121 --> 00:21:21,266 - Who is what? - It is always someone else. 363 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:24,303 What? The only girls I know are you and Kelsey. 364 00:21:24,327 --> 00:21:27,527 I am with you, Kelsey is like a model... 365 00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:29,408 Wow! 366 00:21:29,432 --> 00:21:32,632 I did not mean that. I do hear how that sounded. 367 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:36,003 Devon, what are you doing? 368 00:21:36,305 --> 00:21:37,572 Do you like Kelsey? 369 00:21:38,207 --> 00:21:39,207 I do... No. 370 00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,176 Not like that. 371 00:21:42,778 --> 00:21:43,778 I swear. 372 00:21:43,946 --> 00:21:46,258 Wait... You did nothing there is that. 373 00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:48,082 My head is just spinning... 374 00:21:48,451 --> 00:21:50,495 Maybe I need to gain some sort of perspective, 375 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:54,387 or objectivity for a second before... What are you doing? 376 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:55,758 Do not touch me. 377 00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:57,870 I am going to stay somewhere else tonight. 378 00:21:57,894 --> 00:22:00,227 Look, if you do not want to see me. 379 00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:01,631 I can go somewhere. 380 00:22:02,466 --> 00:22:04,399 No, I am going, you stay here. 381 00:22:05,235 --> 00:22:06,279 Where are you going to go? 382 00:22:06,303 --> 00:22:07,463 I do not know, to my parents. 383 00:22:07,487 --> 00:22:09,582 With wet hair? You will get pneumonia. 384 00:22:09,606 --> 00:22:10,606 Please. 385 00:22:12,008 --> 00:22:13,208 - Fuck. - I know. 386 00:22:13,877 --> 00:22:15,677 No. Thought I lost a piece. 387 00:22:17,114 --> 00:22:21,114 Maybe you are not ready to get married, dude, I mean, 388 00:22:21,151 --> 00:22:24,364 obviously, your brain is trying to tell you something. 389 00:22:24,388 --> 00:22:26,121 No, I want to marry Devon. 390 00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:31,624 I think. I have just been so comfortable with her for so long. 391 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:32,828 I cannot tell. 392 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:36,296 It is easier to feel when you are in pain. 393 00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:39,145 I guess I just 394 00:22:39,169 --> 00:22:43,036 fear that I have been confusing complacency with happiness. 395 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:48,743 I am already 28, it is just going to start flying by. 396 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,624 I want to feel like a man. 397 00:22:50,648 --> 00:22:54,648 I want to experience crazy romance, pining, and jealousy. 398 00:22:56,421 --> 00:22:58,966 And whirlwind affairs in foreign countries. 399 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:00,190 Check it out. 400 00:23:01,893 --> 00:23:03,560 It is a Middle Eastern man 401 00:23:04,962 --> 00:23:05,962 on the camel. 402 00:23:08,499 --> 00:23:09,566 They make those. 403 00:23:09,801 --> 00:23:12,668 I did have to special order it, but, yeah. 404 00:23:14,338 --> 00:23:15,871 Okay, I have to go now. 405 00:23:21,979 --> 00:23:22,979 Are you doing all right? 406 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,358 No, I just explained that, 407 00:23:24,382 --> 00:23:27,060 while you were building a scene from Aladdin. 408 00:23:27,084 --> 00:23:28,884 No. Look, I am here for you. 409 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,120 Okay, thank you, I need to go. 410 00:23:31,989 --> 00:23:33,389 - Home? - Yes, home. 411 00:23:33,424 --> 00:23:34,601 - No proposing? - None. 412 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:35,892 - No Kelsey. - No. 413 00:23:36,127 --> 00:23:37,839 I hope I was able to help. 414 00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:38,863 Yeah. 415 00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,233 Are you thinking about Devon? 416 00:23:45,537 --> 00:23:47,470 I do not even feel bad though. 417 00:23:48,707 --> 00:23:50,174 Maybe I am a sociopath. 418 00:23:52,845 --> 00:23:55,178 I guess we allowed kissing now. 419 00:23:56,448 --> 00:23:57,781 That is so romantic. 420 00:24:22,007 --> 00:24:25,207 Do you think maybe? We should get ready for bed. 421 00:24:27,656 --> 00:24:28,656 Yeah. 422 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,548 I mean, I am ready but okay. 423 00:24:33,553 --> 00:24:34,553 Okay. 424 00:25:05,084 --> 00:25:08,197 I do not really know how to ramp up to where we were before. 425 00:25:08,221 --> 00:25:09,732 Do you want to talk to me? 426 00:25:09,756 --> 00:25:10,889 Sure. About what? 427 00:25:11,624 --> 00:25:12,624 No, like dirty. 428 00:25:14,394 --> 00:25:17,973 I am good. I do not really have anything to say dirtily. 429 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:20,930 Why? Did you want me to talk to you? 430 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,268 No. No, I mean, if you wanted to. 431 00:25:23,671 --> 00:25:25,448 Do you want to talk to me like that? 432 00:25:25,472 --> 00:25:27,805 Sure. Yeah, that could be fun. 433 00:25:27,975 --> 00:25:29,442 Okay. Yeah. Go for it. 434 00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:32,255 Whenever you are ready, take your time. 435 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:33,946 Let me just set the mood. 436 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:40,820 Okay, so... 437 00:25:43,123 --> 00:25:44,390 Take out your cock. 438 00:25:44,491 --> 00:25:46,091 I have not put it in yet. 439 00:25:46,126 --> 00:25:48,059 No, not out of... Never mind. 440 00:25:48,095 --> 00:25:49,828 Okay, yes. Yes, ma'am. 441 00:25:50,831 --> 00:25:53,443 Do you want me to address you as something? 442 00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:54,867 No. This is not that. 443 00:25:56,203 --> 00:25:57,213 You know, forget it. 444 00:25:57,237 --> 00:25:59,370 No, I am taking out my cock. 445 00:26:01,986 --> 00:26:02,986 Okay. 446 00:26:03,010 --> 00:26:05,210 Give me that thing. 447 00:26:06,981 --> 00:26:08,981 - What? - Nothing. I am sorry. 448 00:26:10,184 --> 00:26:12,451 Your hand is cold. 449 00:26:20,595 --> 00:26:24,995 That feels so good, Kelsey. Keep going. 450 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,693 Thanks, Quinn. 451 00:26:26,717 --> 00:26:28,579 Yeah, that does feel good. Keep going. 452 00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:31,916 Do it faster, Kelsey. Do it. 453 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,184 Whatever you say, Quinn. 454 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:35,386 Sorry, this is making me a little uncomfortable. 455 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:38,456 I feel like I am in a threesome with two of me. 456 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,480 Wait. 457 00:26:40,258 --> 00:26:41,258 What? 458 00:26:41,282 --> 00:26:43,394 Because my hand feels too good on your cock. 459 00:26:43,418 --> 00:26:45,951 I do not think I am going to last. 460 00:26:46,054 --> 00:26:47,898 Why because it feels too good? 461 00:26:47,922 --> 00:26:49,189 Yes, it feels good. 462 00:26:57,465 --> 00:27:00,411 Sorry, I did not make it, Kelsey. 463 00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:03,247 That is okay. I am flattered. 464 00:27:03,271 --> 00:27:05,004 Who are you? What is that? 465 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,189 - Hi. - Hi. 466 00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:23,691 The toilet is broken. 467 00:27:24,794 --> 00:27:27,861 I hope you can wait to go to the bathroom. 468 00:27:28,798 --> 00:27:29,798 Sure. 469 00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:34,399 I was thinking that maybe we could get brunch and go to the beach. 470 00:27:37,807 --> 00:27:40,318 - What do you think? - The beach. 471 00:27:40,342 --> 00:27:41,987 They still have sand at those things. 472 00:27:42,011 --> 00:27:45,757 Because I always found that to be the one flaw with beaches. 473 00:27:45,781 --> 00:27:46,848 Come on. Get up. 474 00:27:50,986 --> 00:27:52,319 Okay, you get ready, 475 00:27:52,955 --> 00:27:56,622 I... Before we go, I have to stop at my proprietor's. 476 00:27:57,626 --> 00:27:59,960 Because I lost my checkbook again. 477 00:28:01,164 --> 00:28:02,497 The toilet is... 478 00:28:04,034 --> 00:28:05,034 Okay. 479 00:28:18,782 --> 00:28:19,782 What is this? 480 00:28:20,717 --> 00:28:22,117 It is a face scrubber. 481 00:28:23,186 --> 00:28:25,586 It is for Edward James Olmos. Jesus! 482 00:28:26,823 --> 00:28:29,756 My God! Perhaps a sacrificial offering. 483 00:28:32,929 --> 00:28:34,662 You building a pipe organ? 484 00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:38,700 You like my new lipstick. 485 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,339 It called creamsicle. 486 00:30:03,188 --> 00:30:06,321 What is wrong? Is it something with the toilet? 487 00:30:09,561 --> 00:30:11,228 Quinn? Are you okay, boo? 488 00:30:13,565 --> 00:30:14,565 "Boo"? 489 00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:15,733 Yeah. 490 00:30:15,801 --> 00:30:16,934 I cannot, I cannot. 491 00:30:18,036 --> 00:30:21,036 - You cannot what. - I cannot go to the beach. 492 00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:23,741 I do not feel well. 493 00:30:25,611 --> 00:30:26,621 What do you want? 494 00:30:26,645 --> 00:30:29,178 I want to go home. I need to go rest. 495 00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:34,452 Okay. 496 00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:35,820 Are you angry? 497 00:30:37,957 --> 00:30:38,957 Yeah, a little. 498 00:30:39,893 --> 00:30:40,893 Kel, I am sorry. 499 00:30:41,094 --> 00:30:43,561 I just need to go home for a minute. 500 00:30:47,967 --> 00:30:48,967 Okay. 501 00:30:49,435 --> 00:30:50,435 I am sorry. 502 00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:04,483 No. 503 00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:10,689 My God. 504 00:31:13,493 --> 00:31:15,437 Please, God, forgive me. I am sorry. 505 00:31:15,461 --> 00:31:18,994 Help me live with this guilt, help me get past it. 506 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,745 I think I had to do this with Kelsey, 507 00:31:22,769 --> 00:31:25,302 to better my relationship with Devon. 508 00:31:26,673 --> 00:31:27,673 Amen. 509 00:31:51,398 --> 00:31:52,398 You. Wait. 510 00:31:54,034 --> 00:31:55,034 My bush! 511 00:31:55,336 --> 00:31:56,603 It is for love, man. 512 00:31:56,971 --> 00:31:58,104 Crime of passion. 513 00:31:58,739 --> 00:31:59,939 What a lucky girl. 514 00:32:22,297 --> 00:32:23,430 Devon. 515 00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:27,333 What? What are you doing here? 516 00:32:28,303 --> 00:32:29,770 Are your parents here? 517 00:32:29,838 --> 00:32:30,838 No. 518 00:32:37,946 --> 00:32:38,946 My God! 519 00:32:40,148 --> 00:32:43,548 I picked this flower from that angry man's garden. 520 00:32:52,394 --> 00:32:54,261 Did you come from somewhere? 521 00:32:56,364 --> 00:32:57,897 Did you come from 1973? 522 00:33:00,335 --> 00:33:03,002 No. I just wanted to look nice for you. 523 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,875 You have bearing a rose that you picked. 524 00:33:12,981 --> 00:33:15,315 What do you think? I am a florist. 525 00:33:22,258 --> 00:33:23,791 You started smoking. 526 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,727 Starting is the hardest part. 527 00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:34,367 What made you decide to do this? 528 00:33:35,004 --> 00:33:37,404 I realized that I could not run away, 529 00:33:39,842 --> 00:33:41,775 from you and everything else. 530 00:33:43,212 --> 00:33:45,612 The problem existed somewhere in me, 531 00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:49,917 my fears of moving forward. 532 00:33:56,959 --> 00:34:00,359 You are not feeling curious about other people. 533 00:34:01,897 --> 00:34:03,697 I was, maybe. I do not know. 534 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:08,369 I think it was just that moment, you know, 535 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:12,006 when you either turn away or go deeper. 536 00:34:16,046 --> 00:34:17,046 Yeah. 537 00:34:23,153 --> 00:34:25,753 I did think I had feelings for Kelsey. 538 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,027 Yeah, I knew it. 539 00:34:33,396 --> 00:34:34,729 Did anything happen? 540 00:34:34,965 --> 00:34:35,965 No. 541 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,733 We kissed last night, and then we did a couple other things too. 542 00:34:51,248 --> 00:34:52,692 Did you sleep with her? 543 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:53,716 No. 544 00:34:55,118 --> 00:34:56,118 It was stupid, 545 00:34:58,188 --> 00:35:00,922 I am just happy that it is over and... 546 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:05,758 I mean, it will be a little uncomfortable with her at work now but... 547 00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:07,998 Are you kidding me? 548 00:35:09,277 --> 00:35:10,277 What? 549 00:35:10,301 --> 00:35:12,701 You are going to keep working with her? 550 00:35:14,505 --> 00:35:17,772 I need a job, and honestly, she is just a friend. 551 00:35:18,743 --> 00:35:21,210 You are a fucking we are a silly fuck! 552 00:35:23,147 --> 00:35:24,147 - What? - No! 553 00:35:26,484 --> 00:35:28,262 Is everything all right? 554 00:35:28,286 --> 00:35:29,846 It is fine, Kurt. Can you just, please...? 555 00:35:29,870 --> 00:35:32,699 You did not tell me your brother was home. I tried calling you, man... 556 00:35:32,723 --> 00:35:36,003 He is my brother. You do not get to call him right now. 557 00:35:36,027 --> 00:35:37,838 Do you know what? You are right. 558 00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:41,595 We have problems that we need to figure out separately. 559 00:35:41,699 --> 00:35:43,832 - You are not ready. - No. Wait. 560 00:35:44,368 --> 00:35:46,448 Maybe you should go be with other girls. 561 00:35:46,472 --> 00:35:48,982 Otherwise, it is always going to be plaguing you. 562 00:35:49,006 --> 00:35:50,073 I am not plagued. 563 00:35:50,446 --> 00:35:51,686 Besides, what girls would I...? 564 00:35:51,710 --> 00:35:55,843 I am sorry. Let me go and find some girls for you to fuck. 565 00:35:56,081 --> 00:35:57,458 Devon that is not what I meant. 566 00:35:57,482 --> 00:36:00,349 - I just do not know anybody. - Just leave. 567 00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:08,523 So now, you have to go bone a bunch of other girls. 568 00:36:09,872 --> 00:36:10,872 I guess. 569 00:36:10,896 --> 00:36:13,029 Devon is all right with this. 570 00:36:13,098 --> 00:36:15,165 She told me I had to. 571 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,435 Kelsey keeps calling, texting. 572 00:36:19,238 --> 00:36:20,315 See. You are magnetic. 573 00:36:20,339 --> 00:36:23,939 Okay, so I will do that with the boning. Take a moment. 574 00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:27,188 Then I will see what the deal is with Devon. I do not know. 575 00:36:27,212 --> 00:36:30,812 I mean, right now, I have to get it out of my system, 576 00:36:33,018 --> 00:36:34,018 like a poison. 577 00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:36,487 Very romantic. 578 00:36:37,256 --> 00:36:38,800 It is not supposed to be romantic. 579 00:36:38,824 --> 00:36:41,691 I need to be a person, a guy who fucks girls. 580 00:36:44,697 --> 00:36:46,230 I need to fucking fuck. 581 00:36:47,467 --> 00:36:50,879 I still do not think you should be with anybody right now. 582 00:36:50,903 --> 00:36:52,743 Maybe we should have a party here or something. 583 00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:56,352 No. My parents are coming back from the Dutch house in a couple months. 584 00:36:56,376 --> 00:36:59,321 A couple months... I am not looking to remodel. 585 00:36:59,345 --> 00:37:02,878 Look, you just need to clear your head for a moment. 586 00:37:04,217 --> 00:37:07,217 Why do not we go somewhere? Like out of town. 587 00:37:08,288 --> 00:37:09,955 We will forget about girls. 588 00:37:11,224 --> 00:37:13,957 Yes, thank you. That is what I am saying. 589 00:37:14,727 --> 00:37:17,127 Great! Yeah, we will just go be guys. 590 00:37:18,031 --> 00:37:19,698 We will go be fucking people. 591 00:37:20,243 --> 00:37:21,243 Yes. 592 00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:23,667 This is Fresh Air. I am Terry Gross. 593 00:37:23,947 --> 00:37:24,947 The fear of ticks 594 00:37:24,971 --> 00:37:28,150 is taking some of the pleasure out of walking in the woods... 595 00:37:28,174 --> 00:37:30,574 You ever send a check to them NPR. 596 00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:32,811 Yeah, all the time. 597 00:37:33,746 --> 00:37:35,213 Yeah, I have to do that. 598 00:37:35,281 --> 00:37:36,921 See, those are the kind of things, you know. 599 00:37:36,945 --> 00:37:41,345 When you are in a relationship, that just get swept under the rug. 600 00:39:17,285 --> 00:39:18,285 I miss Devon. 601 00:39:18,296 --> 00:39:19,296 - No. - Yes, dude. 602 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,933 I think I got it out of my system, you know, with this 603 00:39:21,957 --> 00:39:24,824 and the surrey and the weird little horse. 604 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:25,804 Dude, you have to take time. 605 00:39:25,828 --> 00:39:27,572 You know, her brother will not call me back. 606 00:39:27,596 --> 00:39:29,608 - What? You called Kurt. - Here you go. 607 00:39:29,632 --> 00:39:31,376 I left him a couple messages just saying, 608 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,120 I hope we can still hang out and be friends. 609 00:39:33,144 --> 00:39:35,113 - Dude, his is her brother. - But he is my friend. 610 00:39:35,137 --> 00:39:37,649 - And it has been, like, two days. - Preemptive. 611 00:39:37,673 --> 00:39:39,406 My God. Quinn, listen. 612 00:39:39,642 --> 00:39:43,909 You really have to chill out, you maniac. You have to be alone. 613 00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:45,980 Do not see anybody. 614 00:39:46,549 --> 00:39:48,149 Just take a deep breath. 615 00:39:49,819 --> 00:39:51,352 And enjoy this freedom. 616 00:40:12,107 --> 00:40:13,107 What do I do? 617 00:40:16,546 --> 00:40:17,746 What do people do? 618 00:40:29,092 --> 00:40:30,092 Single. 619 00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:38,533 Pennsylvania, ranch, family... 620 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:43,873 Beach. 621 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,708 Okay. 622 00:40:52,582 --> 00:40:53,582 All right. 623 00:40:59,656 --> 00:41:00,656 All right. 624 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:27,817 Shit! 625 00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:38,628 - Quinn. - Hi. 626 00:41:39,764 --> 00:41:40,764 - Hi. - Hey. 627 00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,201 Pull up a saddle. 628 00:41:47,271 --> 00:41:48,271 Howdy. 629 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:54,288 The last time I was in a saddle was on a horse at summer camp. 630 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:58,159 I had an anxiety attack and woke up in the cantor's office. 631 00:41:58,183 --> 00:41:59,250 No pun intended. 632 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,320 Cantor... 633 00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:09,070 See, if they would just put an Ethiopian restaurant in Ethiopia, 634 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:11,361 it would solve a lot of problems. 635 00:42:17,069 --> 00:42:18,336 Sorry, I am nervous. 636 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:19,937 Yeah. I am now too. 637 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:25,676 So do you like the beach? 638 00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:28,012 The beach? 639 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:31,148 Yeah, well, I saw on... 640 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,319 On what? 641 00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:37,521 I saw on... 642 00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:41,926 On Facebook. 643 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:45,707 Did I, like, write that somewhere or something? 644 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:46,731 No, no. 645 00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:51,614 - Do you know what you are getting? - No. 646 00:42:51,638 --> 00:42:52,638 Sorry. 647 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,906 I did not follow you here. 648 00:42:56,209 --> 00:42:57,609 I just need a moment. 649 00:42:58,144 --> 00:42:59,144 Kelsey. 650 00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:02,846 This is not me. I do not do these kind of things. 651 00:43:04,217 --> 00:43:05,350 Sorry. This is... 652 00:43:06,052 --> 00:43:07,963 I am the girl Quinn left his girlfriend for. 653 00:43:07,987 --> 00:43:11,800 And you must be the girl he left his girlfriend for the second time, 654 00:43:11,824 --> 00:43:14,291 after he left me for his girlfriend. 655 00:43:15,261 --> 00:43:16,261 No. Excuse me. 656 00:43:18,331 --> 00:43:21,477 What is going on? How did you know I would be here? 657 00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:22,444 Facebook. 658 00:43:22,468 --> 00:43:24,079 That was a private message. 659 00:43:24,103 --> 00:43:25,914 You are so non-savvy with computers. 660 00:43:25,938 --> 00:43:27,583 My ineptitude does not make this okay. 661 00:43:27,607 --> 00:43:29,885 Look, I have been thinking, and I think you made a mistake. 662 00:43:29,909 --> 00:43:33,822 I mean, that we made a mistake because this is not rotten at the core, 663 00:43:33,846 --> 00:43:37,046 like there were symptoms of something gone awry 664 00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:38,884 that we were ignoring. 665 00:43:38,951 --> 00:43:40,829 I think that if we were just honest... 666 00:43:40,853 --> 00:43:41,730 Kelsey, wait. Calm down. 667 00:43:41,754 --> 00:43:43,900 I am just trying to cool off for a moment. 668 00:43:43,924 --> 00:43:46,457 I do not want to see anyone right now. 669 00:43:49,329 --> 00:43:51,596 She is nobody. I am not seeing her. 670 00:43:54,234 --> 00:43:56,913 Maybe you need to get your eyes checked again, 671 00:43:56,937 --> 00:43:59,270 because I see the fuck out of her. 672 00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:02,307 You need to grow up. 673 00:44:14,354 --> 00:44:15,354 I am sorry. 674 00:44:16,557 --> 00:44:18,557 I do not even know what to say. 675 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,560 You can leave now. 676 00:44:22,062 --> 00:44:23,729 I am not this kind of person, 677 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,200 juggling women. 678 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:37,010 Okay. 679 00:44:37,912 --> 00:44:39,912 I think it is out of my system. 680 00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:43,383 What? 681 00:44:44,152 --> 00:44:45,152 What? 682 00:44:45,754 --> 00:44:47,487 What is out of your system? 683 00:44:48,289 --> 00:44:50,089 What about are you talking? 684 00:44:50,358 --> 00:44:53,158 You just said this is out of your system. 685 00:44:53,495 --> 00:44:55,295 What is out of your system? 686 00:44:57,832 --> 00:45:01,165 You are a pint-sized narcissist. 687 00:45:01,836 --> 00:45:04,436 And I could barely feel you inside me. 688 00:45:07,475 --> 00:45:09,553 You sure you got it out of your system? 689 00:45:09,577 --> 00:45:12,310 It was never in my system to begin with. 690 00:45:14,349 --> 00:45:15,349 Try this. 691 00:45:19,053 --> 00:45:22,253 I quit my job this morning which is a big step. 692 00:45:23,858 --> 00:45:25,925 Yeah, you made a pledge to NPR, 693 00:45:26,094 --> 00:45:29,241 you went on one date, now you are unemployed. 694 00:45:29,265 --> 00:45:31,265 I would call that personal growth. 695 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:32,900 Yes. I have matured. 696 00:45:35,404 --> 00:45:37,004 You sure you want Devon? 697 00:45:37,773 --> 00:45:39,640 That is all I have ever wanted. 698 00:45:41,777 --> 00:45:43,110 Cheers to that, man. 699 00:45:43,245 --> 00:45:46,178 And it has been good having you around again. 700 00:45:48,184 --> 00:45:49,184 Cheers, man. 701 00:45:56,025 --> 00:45:57,358 It is spicy. 702 00:45:57,459 --> 00:45:59,871 No, it is good... Good spice, it is painful. 703 00:45:59,895 --> 00:46:04,009 I call it the Oaxaca dirty bomb. It is pleasant though, right? 704 00:46:04,033 --> 00:46:05,443 Just like the name suggests. 705 00:46:05,467 --> 00:46:06,867 It made with real Habanero chilies, 706 00:46:06,891 --> 00:46:08,346 that I cultivated hydroponically. 707 00:46:08,370 --> 00:46:10,237 I am going to go get Devon back. 708 00:46:10,873 --> 00:46:12,340 What about your drink? 709 00:46:23,053 --> 00:46:24,653 Hi, Jean. Is Devon here? 710 00:46:28,024 --> 00:46:29,024 No. 711 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960 Okay. 712 00:46:34,731 --> 00:46:35,731 Is Devon here? 713 00:46:38,435 --> 00:46:39,435 No. 714 00:46:42,082 --> 00:46:43,082 Is she here though? 715 00:46:43,106 --> 00:46:45,117 What the fucks are you doing, Quinn? 716 00:46:45,141 --> 00:46:46,608 This is not Anne Frank. 717 00:46:47,277 --> 00:46:49,544 She is not here. What do you want? 718 00:46:52,315 --> 00:46:54,115 I want to be back with her. 719 00:46:56,052 --> 00:46:57,052 I was an idiot. 720 00:46:59,089 --> 00:47:01,089 I know it now, and I need her. 721 00:47:04,661 --> 00:47:05,861 I am falling apart. 722 00:47:07,998 --> 00:47:08,998 Hey, man. 723 00:47:15,806 --> 00:47:18,185 Quinn, I thought when I saw you again, 724 00:47:18,209 --> 00:47:22,142 I would slap you until you had to have your jaw wired shut. 725 00:47:23,558 --> 00:47:24,558 But I look at you now... 726 00:47:24,582 --> 00:47:27,982 and you are like a poor, pathetic, wounded gazelle. 727 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,320 Thank you. 728 00:47:31,656 --> 00:47:32,656 She is gone. 729 00:47:33,557 --> 00:47:35,624 - Devon? - She left last week. 730 00:47:37,061 --> 00:47:38,261 - Where? - Paris. 731 00:47:39,497 --> 00:47:40,897 We have family there. 732 00:47:41,209 --> 00:47:42,209 She got a place. 733 00:47:42,233 --> 00:47:46,413 She is going to take a semester off from the university, find herself. 734 00:47:46,437 --> 00:47:48,970 Well, how long is she going to be there? 735 00:47:51,342 --> 00:47:53,675 I cannot get in the middle of this. 736 00:48:05,557 --> 00:48:06,557 Hello. 737 00:48:07,025 --> 00:48:08,025 Hi. 738 00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:13,528 I am so sorry that I showed up at the Ethiopian place. 739 00:48:15,133 --> 00:48:16,133 No. It is fine. 740 00:48:17,746 --> 00:48:18,746 What are you doing? 741 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:22,970 Honestly, trying to figure out Devon's exact location in Paris. 742 00:48:25,143 --> 00:48:26,743 So I can chase her down. 743 00:48:26,812 --> 00:48:29,123 Well, did not she send flowers through the shop 744 00:48:29,147 --> 00:48:31,326 to her, like, grandparents in France? 745 00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:33,928 Their address is probably in the database. 746 00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:37,619 She is not staying with them. They do not speak English. 747 00:48:37,923 --> 00:48:42,656 Well, I really just wanted to say I was sorry for being a total idiot. 748 00:48:42,871 --> 00:48:43,871 No. 749 00:48:43,895 --> 00:48:48,428 Sometimes the healthiest thing we can do is make a fool of ourselves. 750 00:48:58,911 --> 00:48:59,911 Yes, Quinn. 751 00:48:59,946 --> 00:49:01,546 - Hi. Kurt. - Hey. 752 00:49:01,825 --> 00:49:03,185 Listen, I want to send her flowers. 753 00:49:03,209 --> 00:49:06,876 A housewarming gift. You got to let me do that. Please. 754 00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:08,597 I am an ex-florist, okay. 755 00:49:08,621 --> 00:49:11,633 I know what flowers she wants, what she needs. 756 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:16,057 Can I just have her address? I mean, come on, what am I going to do? 757 00:50:40,247 --> 00:50:41,247 What? 758 00:50:41,482 --> 00:50:43,350 Quinn. My God! You are... 759 00:50:44,652 --> 00:50:45,652 You are here. 760 00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:48,689 - I am. - Okay. 761 00:50:50,959 --> 00:50:51,959 Okay. 762 00:50:54,896 --> 00:50:57,408 - Come on in. - All right. You sure or... 763 00:50:57,432 --> 00:51:00,832 Yeah. I mean, I assume that is why you are in Paris, 764 00:51:01,202 --> 00:51:02,646 at my door, with a suitcase. 765 00:51:02,670 --> 00:51:05,182 Yeah. I mean, if it is a bad time or... 766 00:51:05,206 --> 00:51:06,473 - Come in. - Okay. 767 00:51:21,089 --> 00:51:23,022 How did you know where I was? 768 00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:25,125 I have my ways. 769 00:51:26,661 --> 00:51:29,528 - This is beautiful, nice. - Thanks. Yeah. 770 00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,209 Thanks. 771 00:51:32,233 --> 00:51:34,433 I brought you something. 772 00:51:43,345 --> 00:51:44,478 Right. 773 00:51:45,781 --> 00:51:46,914 - Clogs. - Yeah. 774 00:51:47,550 --> 00:51:49,483 They are handmade, in America. 775 00:51:50,329 --> 00:51:51,329 Thanks. 776 00:51:51,353 --> 00:51:53,165 How did you find this place? 777 00:51:53,189 --> 00:51:56,256 Well, a couple who are friends of my mom's... 778 00:51:58,427 --> 00:52:00,160 It is their son's. 779 00:52:01,764 --> 00:52:02,764 Is he here? 780 00:52:03,399 --> 00:52:04,399 No, no. 781 00:52:05,234 --> 00:52:06,711 He was when I got here. 782 00:52:06,735 --> 00:52:10,135 He is staying in Provence with his family now. 783 00:52:13,242 --> 00:52:16,154 I actually went down there for a couple of days 784 00:52:16,178 --> 00:52:18,311 to stay with his family and him. 785 00:52:19,515 --> 00:52:20,582 - Yeah? - Yeah. 786 00:52:26,088 --> 00:52:29,822 What is he...? What does him do this son? How old is he? 787 00:52:31,895 --> 00:52:34,695 He is 32 years. He is a classical violinist. 788 00:52:36,533 --> 00:52:38,466 He tours around with his dad. 789 00:52:42,706 --> 00:52:45,306 It is funny, I just watched 400 Blows. 790 00:52:49,446 --> 00:52:50,446 Yeah? 791 00:52:50,647 --> 00:52:55,380 Well, no, I am just saying because it is French and all, and here we are. 792 00:52:57,454 --> 00:52:58,654 It is coincidence. 793 00:53:04,427 --> 00:53:05,760 Did he play for you? 794 00:53:06,796 --> 00:53:08,396 - Did whom... - The kid. 795 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,067 Guillaume. Yeah. 796 00:53:12,469 --> 00:53:13,536 Is he okay or... 797 00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:15,070 He was amazing. 798 00:53:17,774 --> 00:53:18,884 What did he play? 799 00:53:18,908 --> 00:53:21,221 I think he played some Mozart. 800 00:53:21,245 --> 00:53:23,778 Mozart. Yeah, it is pretty music. 801 00:53:27,718 --> 00:53:31,718 It is interesting because it is not as technically challenging 802 00:53:32,490 --> 00:53:35,290 as other composers, you know, Bach and... 803 00:53:35,770 --> 00:53:36,770 it sounded nice. 804 00:53:36,794 --> 00:53:39,527 No. That is the thing. It does, you know. 805 00:53:40,765 --> 00:53:42,365 Even though it is easier. 806 00:53:51,642 --> 00:53:52,842 So how long are... 807 00:53:53,544 --> 00:53:56,411 When are you supposed to go back? 808 00:53:56,647 --> 00:53:58,380 How long are you here? 809 00:53:58,482 --> 00:54:01,815 I cannot remember. I have to check the ticket. 810 00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:04,220 It is flexible. I mean... 811 00:54:04,955 --> 00:54:06,355 Yeah. 812 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,494 What is happening? Do you not want me here? 813 00:54:14,566 --> 00:54:15,766 No, it is not that. 814 00:54:18,236 --> 00:54:19,769 I am sorry, it is just... 815 00:54:20,172 --> 00:54:22,839 Jesus Christ! I was not expecting this. 816 00:54:24,309 --> 00:54:26,442 Yeah, because it was a surprise. 817 00:54:27,245 --> 00:54:29,578 I am here in Paris to win you back. 818 00:54:30,649 --> 00:54:32,727 This supposed to be my time to... 819 00:54:32,751 --> 00:54:34,951 - Find yourself, I know. - Yeah. 820 00:54:35,087 --> 00:54:38,487 Well, I came to tell you that you can stop looking 821 00:54:40,592 --> 00:54:43,259 because you are perfect the way you are. 822 00:54:46,031 --> 00:54:49,898 You know, this has brought up many issues for me too. 823 00:54:52,571 --> 00:54:53,971 I just do not know 824 00:54:56,641 --> 00:54:58,386 if you are ready to be with me. 825 00:54:58,410 --> 00:55:01,077 I am. I, you know, explored and grew... 826 00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:04,781 Well, I may need to do that too. 827 00:55:07,053 --> 00:55:08,053 Is there... 828 00:55:08,788 --> 00:55:11,121 Did you meet someone or something? 829 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:17,260 Wait, you met some fucking guy named Guillaume? 830 00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:19,698 In like the last week. 831 00:55:21,334 --> 00:55:22,334 What happened? 832 00:55:22,445 --> 00:55:23,445 Are you with him now? 833 00:55:23,469 --> 00:55:25,681 You do not even know him. This is bullshit. 834 00:55:25,705 --> 00:55:26,905 It is not bullshit. 835 00:55:27,273 --> 00:55:28,751 So what? It is real love. Okay. 836 00:55:28,775 --> 00:55:30,652 Sorry, I forgot running off to Paris. 837 00:55:30,676 --> 00:55:32,121 The odds are that within the first week, 838 00:55:32,145 --> 00:55:33,505 You will meet the man of your dreams. 839 00:55:33,529 --> 00:55:35,173 The world according to Nancy Meyers. 840 00:55:35,197 --> 00:55:37,393 It has nothing to do with getting back at me. 841 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,361 You were not even supposed to be here. 842 00:55:39,385 --> 00:55:41,096 How is this about you right now? 843 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,853 And do not judge my feelings or romances. 844 00:55:45,191 --> 00:55:47,469 You thought you are in love with some wannabe model. 845 00:55:47,493 --> 00:55:49,438 She modeled once for Mervyn's. 846 00:55:49,462 --> 00:55:54,195 My feelings were misguided and I am now mature enough to see that. 847 00:55:54,767 --> 00:55:55,767 Are you? 848 00:55:57,905 --> 00:55:59,282 Have you slept with him? 849 00:55:59,306 --> 00:55:59,582 No. 850 00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:02,819 - But you stayed with him in Prussia or... - Provence. 851 00:56:02,843 --> 00:56:04,888 - Whatever and did you not sleep with him? - No. 852 00:56:04,912 --> 00:56:06,089 - Did you kiss him? - Quinn... 853 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:08,558 You know what, I do not even want to know. 854 00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:09,125 Where are you going? 855 00:56:09,149 --> 00:56:11,728 You do not even know your way back home and you grew up there. 856 00:56:11,752 --> 00:56:14,864 Well, maybe we should phone Guillaume at his country house 857 00:56:14,888 --> 00:56:15,565 and ask him for directions. 858 00:56:15,589 --> 00:56:17,767 See if he has any recommendations for city hotspots. 859 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,069 I am sure he could tell us where the Fitzgerald's, 860 00:56:20,093 --> 00:56:23,560 or Hemingway used to smoke opium or whatever. What? 861 00:56:23,874 --> 00:56:24,874 No, it is just... 862 00:56:24,898 --> 00:56:29,898 Scott Fitzgerald actually lived in their house in Provence for a while. 863 00:56:30,237 --> 00:56:32,637 Well, that is most fucking amusing. 864 00:56:37,244 --> 00:56:38,244 Merci. 865 00:56:45,329 --> 00:56:46,329 You do not smoke. 866 00:56:46,353 --> 00:56:49,154 Starting is the hardest part, ma Chérie. 867 00:56:57,799 --> 00:56:58,799 Galois's. 868 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,333 It will put hair on your chest. 869 00:57:01,736 --> 00:57:04,336 I preferred your chest the way it was. 870 00:57:39,207 --> 00:57:40,207 One. 871 00:57:40,842 --> 00:57:41,843 Two. 872 00:57:42,745 --> 00:57:43,745 Three. 873 00:57:47,716 --> 00:57:50,896 If I spit it in the water, will it come back to life? 874 00:58:35,465 --> 00:58:38,065 No, no, no, we cannot do it on his bed. 875 00:58:38,435 --> 00:58:39,435 What? 876 00:58:40,470 --> 00:58:41,470 Okay, okay. 877 00:58:42,872 --> 00:58:44,784 This is only good if you have scoliosis. 878 00:58:44,808 --> 00:58:46,875 Yeah, this is the greatest. 879 00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:57,283 My God, that is like Danish deco, like expensive. 880 00:58:58,588 --> 00:58:59,588 How about this thing? 881 00:58:59,589 --> 00:59:02,034 This thing, it is like a Napoleon era... 882 00:59:02,058 --> 00:59:04,136 I do not give a shit. Just, here. 883 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,093 I do, I am sorry. I am a guest. 884 00:59:10,166 --> 00:59:11,166 Okay. 885 00:59:13,503 --> 00:59:16,916 Just be careful. It is like a Franco-Prussian teacup. 886 00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:19,273 What, are you his fucking curator? 887 00:59:19,409 --> 00:59:20,409 Sorry, kind of. 888 00:59:29,053 --> 00:59:31,186 - Good morning. - Hi. 889 00:59:31,722 --> 00:59:34,055 Do you sleep well? 890 00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:38,605 So I was thinking, we should call the airline. 891 00:59:38,629 --> 00:59:42,096 And try to get tickets to go home today or tonight. 892 00:59:43,401 --> 00:59:45,268 What? 893 00:59:47,304 --> 00:59:48,304 Tomorrow. 894 00:59:53,411 --> 00:59:54,411 Devon. 895 01:00:10,161 --> 01:00:12,406 Fuck it. I am going to enjoy Paris. 896 01:00:12,430 --> 01:00:15,897 I am not going to let some fucking cultural attaché. 897 01:00:16,734 --> 01:00:18,278 Whatever he is, ruin my time here. 898 01:00:18,302 --> 01:00:20,062 You want to sip Dandelion wine in the country 899 01:00:20,086 --> 01:00:22,806 rave about socialism, eat whelks and winkles 900 01:00:22,830 --> 01:00:25,253 suck the meat out of a cockle, go ahead. 901 01:00:25,277 --> 01:00:26,877 Move to France, why not. 902 01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:28,122 Yeah, but... 903 01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:31,413 I am on vacation. Therefore, I will see you when I see you. 904 01:00:32,084 --> 01:00:33,084 Right now, 905 01:00:33,919 --> 01:00:35,786 I am in the mood for a crepe. 906 01:00:44,339 --> 01:00:45,339 I am sorry. 907 01:00:45,363 --> 01:00:49,696 I would not want to embarrass you by crying in a fucking graveyard. 908 01:00:57,953 --> 01:00:58,953 Why him? 909 01:00:58,977 --> 01:01:01,444 It is not that I want to be with him. 910 01:01:02,013 --> 01:01:04,413 It just opened my eyes, you know. 911 01:01:06,118 --> 01:01:07,495 He is older, he cooks. 912 01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:10,765 He and his dad played sonatas for me in their living room. 913 01:01:10,789 --> 01:01:13,457 We talked about art, politics and... 914 01:01:15,361 --> 01:01:16,561 He loves Flaubert. 915 01:01:18,064 --> 01:01:21,464 His family is just very passionate about real stuff, 916 01:01:23,936 --> 01:01:25,403 and we just connected. 917 01:01:26,205 --> 01:01:27,205 Therefore, he cooks. 918 01:01:27,707 --> 01:01:29,184 I am sorry, I do not cook. 919 01:01:29,208 --> 01:01:32,075 My family ordered in a lot when I was kid. 920 01:01:41,087 --> 01:01:43,487 I think I would like to be buried here. 921 01:01:45,658 --> 01:01:46,925 Today, if possible. 922 01:01:51,130 --> 01:01:55,730 It must have been a bad crepe, I have never had the dry heaves before. 923 01:01:56,035 --> 01:01:58,702 Yeah, it was incredibly anti-climactic. 924 01:02:01,007 --> 01:02:02,274 What are you doing? 925 01:02:02,742 --> 01:02:05,210 I have a lunch in about an hour. 926 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,280 A lunch? With who? 927 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:11,317 My grandparents. 928 01:02:11,718 --> 01:02:13,651 I have never met them. 929 01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:17,556 I am going alone, Quinn. 930 01:02:19,226 --> 01:02:20,293 I am not invited. 931 01:02:21,172 --> 01:02:22,172 Quinn... 932 01:02:22,196 --> 01:02:23,840 I flew all the way out here to be with you. 933 01:02:23,864 --> 01:02:27,110 And you just sleep with me like I am some kind of boy-toy and... 934 01:02:27,134 --> 01:02:30,113 Okay, first, I did not ask you to come out here. 935 01:02:30,137 --> 01:02:34,337 No, you could not do that because do not know what you want. 936 01:02:34,675 --> 01:02:36,419 Therefore, you are just stringing me along? 937 01:02:36,443 --> 01:02:39,856 Yeah, right, okay. You are the victim. You are the martyr. 938 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,880 Did you pack your crucifix or did they let you carry it on? 939 01:02:44,852 --> 01:02:45,852 Jesus. 940 01:02:46,086 --> 01:02:47,819 I am not martyring myself. 941 01:02:49,356 --> 01:02:52,023 You know how selfish this is of you. 942 01:02:52,736 --> 01:02:53,736 Of me? 943 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:57,608 You live your life as if it is going to be brilliant when it really counts. 944 01:02:57,632 --> 01:02:59,432 Well, it is passing you by... 945 01:03:00,401 --> 01:03:01,668 look at your music. 946 01:03:02,103 --> 01:03:03,770 How can you be a musician? 947 01:03:03,805 --> 01:03:06,650 When you are too afraid to play in front of anyone? 948 01:03:06,674 --> 01:03:07,674 I am a perfectionist. 949 01:03:07,675 --> 01:03:09,386 And I told you my hand span... 950 01:03:09,410 --> 01:03:13,677 Shut the fuck up about your goddamned hand span. 951 01:03:14,649 --> 01:03:20,049 You are just masquerading as this sensitive, magnanimous, self-deprecating person. 952 01:03:22,523 --> 01:03:24,201 Your idea of self-deprecation 953 01:03:24,225 --> 01:03:27,292 is everybody else's definition of narcissism. 954 01:03:32,010 --> 01:03:33,010 Well... 955 01:03:33,034 --> 01:03:34,345 I know you came here 956 01:03:34,369 --> 01:03:36,102 to bring me back with you. 957 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:41,472 However, I do not want to go back, I want to move forward. 958 01:04:32,127 --> 01:04:33,460 I feel like I am just 959 01:04:33,862 --> 01:04:36,262 looking for the name of the disease 960 01:04:36,932 --> 01:04:38,599 that makes me make sense. 961 01:04:41,371 --> 01:04:42,571 How do I be a man? 962 01:05:14,104 --> 01:05:15,104 Hello. 963 01:05:15,372 --> 01:05:17,705 Hi! You do speak a little English. 964 01:05:19,075 --> 01:05:20,075 Hello. 965 01:05:21,011 --> 01:05:22,011 Okay. 966 01:05:24,624 --> 01:05:25,624 Sorry, I am late. 967 01:05:25,648 --> 01:05:28,648 I could not find the address, but then I did. 968 01:05:28,718 --> 01:05:30,096 - Quinn... - Devon, please. 969 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,121 Look, I have been trying to ask you something. 970 01:05:33,724 --> 01:05:35,657 Quinn, this is Guillaume. 971 01:05:36,394 --> 01:05:37,394 Quinn... 972 01:05:37,928 --> 01:05:41,261 I did not know you were joining us for lunch, pal. 973 01:05:43,267 --> 01:05:44,267 I am Guillaume. 974 01:05:46,804 --> 01:05:48,137 So nice to meet you. 975 01:05:48,372 --> 01:05:50,372 I thought you were French. 976 01:05:52,843 --> 01:05:55,122 Yeah, well, my father is French. 977 01:05:55,146 --> 01:05:56,613 Yeah, just like Devon. 978 01:05:56,814 --> 01:05:58,881 I will go fetch you a plate. 979 01:06:04,789 --> 01:06:06,256 What is he doing here? 980 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:10,425 And why has he being so fucking nice to me? 981 01:06:10,528 --> 01:06:11,995 Yeah, what an asshole. 982 01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:23,517 He says, he is sorry that they only have a footstool for you to sit on. 983 01:06:23,541 --> 01:06:27,875 No, no, no. It is my favorite kind of stool. 984 01:06:28,246 --> 01:06:29,624 Yeah, speaking with a French accent. 985 01:06:29,648 --> 01:06:31,492 Is not going to help he understands you. 986 01:06:43,762 --> 01:06:45,406 He wants you to have an aperitif with him. 987 01:06:45,430 --> 01:06:47,497 I just had a crepe... Okay. 988 01:06:53,482 --> 01:06:54,482 It is Pernod. 989 01:06:54,506 --> 01:06:57,973 He says, he has been drinking it since he was a baby. 990 01:06:58,787 --> 01:06:59,787 What is in it? 991 01:06:59,811 --> 01:07:00,891 It derived from licorice. 992 01:07:00,915 --> 01:07:04,692 It is a successor of absinthe, relative of ouzo in Greece. 993 01:07:04,716 --> 01:07:07,516 That does put it in many contexts for me. 994 01:07:15,627 --> 01:07:19,228 She got sushi for me because she knows I like it. 995 01:07:31,677 --> 01:07:33,388 They are saying, you have a French face. 996 01:07:33,412 --> 01:07:37,545 Thank you. It is awkward, because I have an Algerian neck. 997 01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:40,284 Therefore, they are always fighting. 998 01:07:44,957 --> 01:07:48,203 They are not going to get it, also its offensive. 999 01:07:48,227 --> 01:07:49,560 Do not edit my jokes. 1000 01:07:50,596 --> 01:07:51,596 Fine. 1001 01:08:05,221 --> 01:08:06,221 See. 1002 01:08:06,245 --> 01:08:07,578 The timing was not... 1003 01:08:07,947 --> 01:08:09,814 I thought it was very funny. 1004 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:24,293 She says, she knows you were not originally going to come out to Paris. 1005 01:08:25,632 --> 01:08:27,165 What changed your mind? 1006 01:08:30,737 --> 01:08:31,737 I... 1007 01:08:32,406 --> 01:08:34,939 realized I could not be without Devon. 1008 01:08:51,391 --> 01:08:52,924 I want to wake up early 1009 01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:57,095 just so I can spend more time with her. 1010 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,333 When I am around her, 1011 01:09:03,104 --> 01:09:04,104 the rhythm of... 1012 01:09:05,807 --> 01:09:06,807 my breathing... 1013 01:09:09,410 --> 01:09:10,610 literally changes. 1014 01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:14,715 I need her. 1015 01:09:20,255 --> 01:09:21,588 That is why I am here. 1016 01:09:37,138 --> 01:09:38,271 What did she say? 1017 01:09:39,907 --> 01:09:42,707 She wants to know if anyone wants cheese? 1018 01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:03,798 Mozart? 1019 01:10:05,267 --> 01:10:06,267 A genius. 1020 01:10:07,102 --> 01:10:08,102 Yeah. 1021 01:10:08,537 --> 01:10:09,781 Second concerto, right? 1022 01:10:09,805 --> 01:10:11,538 Yeah. How about that? 1023 01:10:12,741 --> 01:10:13,741 Are you a fan? 1024 01:10:14,176 --> 01:10:16,443 I more familiar with jazz, but, yeah, 1025 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,545 You see, jazz... 1026 01:10:19,281 --> 01:10:21,548 It all sounds the same to me, no. 1027 01:10:22,151 --> 01:10:26,218 Guillaume, what was the story you told me about your violin. 1028 01:10:26,955 --> 01:10:28,933 Not much of a story. But... 1029 01:10:28,957 --> 01:10:31,624 Yes, this is a Jean Baptiste Vuillaume. 1030 01:10:32,428 --> 01:10:34,961 There was perhaps 3,000 of them made. 1031 01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:41,099 This instrument probably costs somewhere in neighborhood of $250,000. 1032 01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:45,138 If you can put a price on it. 1033 01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:53,447 It seems unusually small, no. 1034 01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,496 This is my baby. 1035 01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,920 My godfather is Pierre Boulez. A famous conductor. 1036 01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:04,926 And he gave this violin to my father, 1037 01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:08,527 when he was first chair for the Orchestra de Paris. 1038 01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:12,332 One of my favorite orchestras. 1039 01:11:12,502 --> 01:11:14,569 You know, Quinn, Flaubert said: 1040 01:11:14,871 --> 01:11:16,916 "Human speech is a cracked kettle" 1041 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:21,007 "upon which we tap crude rhythms for the bears to dance to," 1042 01:11:21,177 --> 01:11:24,444 "while we long to make music to melt the stars." 1043 01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:30,930 Quinn plays the piano. 1044 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:31,797 Yeah, I do. 1045 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:33,341 - Yeah. - Dev, can I ask you something? 1046 01:11:33,365 --> 01:11:36,165 That is so neat. Are you going to play for us? 1047 01:11:39,964 --> 01:11:41,364 Sure. 1048 01:11:48,105 --> 01:11:50,572 I have never played a Bluthner before. 1049 01:11:52,643 --> 01:11:54,243 But I will give it a shot. 1050 01:13:55,635 --> 01:13:57,302 You finished learning it. 1051 01:13:58,070 --> 01:14:00,803 My God. Quinn, your eye is insanely red. 1052 01:14:02,575 --> 01:14:04,308 What? What? 1053 01:14:05,878 --> 01:14:07,011 It must be the... 1054 01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:13,184 - What is it? - Pingueculitis. 1055 01:14:13,219 --> 01:14:14,696 I do not know how to say it in French. 1056 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:15,960 I can barely say it in English. 1057 01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:19,052 Let me get you a warm washcloth or something. 1058 01:14:21,628 --> 01:14:22,895 Okay, Excusez-moi. 1059 01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:28,901 Quinn. 1060 01:14:29,036 --> 01:14:30,036 I am in here. 1061 01:14:32,839 --> 01:14:33,839 Hi. 1062 01:14:33,941 --> 01:14:34,817 What the fuck? 1063 01:14:34,841 --> 01:14:36,574 Your eye looks crazo. 1064 01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:38,910 What? What are you doing here? 1065 01:14:39,746 --> 01:14:42,346 The address in the database, remember. 1066 01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:44,827 Okay, this is awkward. 1067 01:14:44,851 --> 01:14:46,584 No shit. This is not okay. 1068 01:14:47,087 --> 01:14:50,354 I am making a fool of myself just like you said. 1069 01:14:50,390 --> 01:14:51,723 No. No, no, no. I... 1070 01:14:51,758 --> 01:14:56,205 Thank you for coming all the way out here for me, Kelsey. 1071 01:14:56,229 --> 01:14:56,639 Quinn, I want... 1072 01:14:56,663 --> 01:14:58,903 Stop talking to me as me. That is insane that you do that. 1073 01:14:58,927 --> 01:15:02,860 I do not feel that way about you, Kelsey. Jesus, I am sorry. 1074 01:15:05,038 --> 01:15:06,382 I was actually... 1075 01:15:09,777 --> 01:15:13,110 No, no, no. No prostitute. A friend. A comrade. 1076 01:15:17,318 --> 01:15:18,318 My Vuillaume. 1077 01:15:37,605 --> 01:15:38,605 My God. My God. 1078 01:15:50,318 --> 01:15:53,985 Jameson, pick up. Fuck! 1079 01:16:04,443 --> 01:16:05,443 Hello. 1080 01:16:05,467 --> 01:16:07,479 Kurt, do not hang up. Please. I am in trouble. 1081 01:16:07,503 --> 01:16:08,580 - Are you in trouble? - Yes. 1082 01:16:08,604 --> 01:16:11,471 I mean, not physically. Although, kind of. 1083 01:16:12,341 --> 01:16:13,341 All right. 1084 01:16:13,475 --> 01:16:14,085 I want your sister back. 1085 01:16:14,109 --> 01:16:17,255 I am in Paris and I need her. I want to marry her. 1086 01:16:17,279 --> 01:16:20,879 She is about to go to Provence, with some French tool. 1087 01:16:20,983 --> 01:16:23,862 Dude, I am in the middle of a job interview right now. 1088 01:16:23,886 --> 01:16:25,953 Kurt, please! You are my friend. 1089 01:16:26,755 --> 01:16:27,755 Do you want her? 1090 01:16:27,856 --> 01:16:30,301 Because if you hurt her again, I will destroy you. 1091 01:16:30,325 --> 01:16:32,125 I know. I will not, I promise. 1092 01:16:32,895 --> 01:16:33,895 Okay. 1093 01:16:34,430 --> 01:16:35,430 All right. 1094 01:16:35,698 --> 01:16:37,208 You listen very carefully, okay? 1095 01:16:37,232 --> 01:16:40,478 I am not just saying this because I know my sister. 1096 01:16:40,502 --> 01:16:43,035 I am saying this because I know women. 1097 01:16:44,106 --> 01:16:46,239 You tell her: She cannot see him. 1098 01:16:47,576 --> 01:16:48,709 She will see him. 1099 01:16:49,745 --> 01:16:51,345 And she will fuck him... 1100 01:16:52,915 --> 01:16:53,915 Tonight. 1101 01:16:55,318 --> 01:16:56,518 I do not know. 1102 01:16:57,153 --> 01:16:58,353 She will fuck him. 1103 01:17:01,224 --> 01:17:02,624 Well, what I do then. 1104 01:17:04,561 --> 01:17:05,561 Hello? 1105 01:17:09,332 --> 01:17:10,599 Hello? Kurt, hello? 1106 01:17:18,842 --> 01:17:19,842 Shit. 1107 01:17:28,852 --> 01:17:29,852 Hi. 1108 01:17:38,394 --> 01:17:40,261 I have caused quite a tumult 1109 01:17:45,034 --> 01:17:46,034 here today. 1110 01:17:47,738 --> 01:17:51,205 You want to translate that or they will get the gist? 1111 01:17:52,143 --> 01:17:53,276 You can recap. 1112 01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:57,547 Anyhow, 1113 01:17:59,917 --> 01:18:00,917 I am sorry... 1114 01:18:01,986 --> 01:18:02,986 to everyone. 1115 01:18:05,156 --> 01:18:06,489 I hope to make it up... 1116 01:18:07,124 --> 01:18:08,257 and repay you all... 1117 01:18:11,328 --> 01:18:12,328 emotionally. 1118 01:18:15,132 --> 01:18:18,799 I did this in a clumsy attempt to win you back, Devon. 1119 01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:26,208 I apologize for the carnage... 1120 01:18:28,345 --> 01:18:30,412 that has accrued along the way. 1121 01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:34,982 Needless to say, I will be going home now. 1122 01:18:40,725 --> 01:18:41,925 I love you, Devon. 1123 01:18:45,397 --> 01:18:47,330 I hope you can remember that. 1124 01:18:52,037 --> 01:18:53,037 Sorry. 1125 01:18:56,074 --> 01:18:57,074 Excusez-moi. 1126 01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:16,057 Like any organ does as we grow older, 1127 01:19:16,561 --> 01:19:18,094 the eye deteriorate... 1128 01:19:18,597 --> 01:19:19,930 My baby boy. 1129 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,233 So, how was Paris? All right? 1130 01:19:24,803 --> 01:19:25,936 It was... 1131 01:19:26,238 --> 01:19:29,038 I do not want to say epically emasculating... 1132 01:19:29,541 --> 01:19:32,009 on a trans-continental level. However... 1133 01:19:32,856 --> 01:19:33,856 No, actually I do. 1134 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,557 Yeah, it is hard being a man. 1135 01:19:35,581 --> 01:19:40,181 And the hardest part is that it becomes less acceptable to be a boy. 1136 01:19:40,353 --> 01:19:41,886 Do you love her? Devon? 1137 01:19:42,121 --> 01:19:44,654 I love her so much, but I screwed up. 1138 01:20:55,963 --> 01:20:58,430 How did you know where I was? 1139 01:20:58,799 --> 01:21:00,266 I have my ways. 1140 01:21:02,703 --> 01:21:05,648 I heard you were coming back tomorrow. 1141 01:21:05,672 --> 01:21:08,205 I wanted to surprise you. 1142 01:21:10,544 --> 01:21:11,677 Sweet gig. 1143 01:21:12,346 --> 01:21:13,346 Yeah. 1144 01:21:13,647 --> 01:21:15,914 They pay me in pad sees, but... 1145 01:21:18,486 --> 01:21:21,419 You know, I could stay with Jameson tonight... 1146 01:21:22,357 --> 01:21:23,890 if you want some space. 1147 01:21:25,626 --> 01:21:26,626 Quinn... 1148 01:21:27,628 --> 01:21:28,961 I came back for you. 1149 01:21:32,166 --> 01:21:33,166 Really? 1150 01:21:35,737 --> 01:21:36,737 I missed you. 1151 01:21:37,071 --> 01:21:38,938 There is a ring in my trunk. 1152 01:21:40,108 --> 01:21:41,108 What? 1153 01:21:41,209 --> 01:21:42,619 I have something in my trunk... 1154 01:21:42,643 --> 01:21:44,310 that I wanted to give you... 1155 01:21:47,048 --> 01:21:48,092 just at some point. 1156 01:21:48,116 --> 01:21:50,649 What? What is it? Did you say a ring? 1157 01:21:51,519 --> 01:21:52,519 A ring? 1158 01:21:54,489 --> 01:21:55,489 Yeah. 1159 01:21:56,157 --> 01:21:57,757 Are you proposing to me? 1160 01:22:01,596 --> 01:22:02,596 Hang on. 1161 01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:18,980 Here. 1162 01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:23,584 What is this? 1163 01:22:25,988 --> 01:22:27,521 I guess, I guess... 1164 01:22:30,359 --> 01:22:31,492 I am asking you to... 1165 01:22:34,263 --> 01:22:35,263 marry me. 1166 01:22:35,864 --> 01:22:36,864 Do you guess? 1167 01:22:37,299 --> 01:22:39,032 No. No, no, no. I am. I... 1168 01:22:41,870 --> 01:22:42,937 I am. 1169 01:22:43,939 --> 01:22:45,006 - Here. - Okay. 1170 01:22:49,711 --> 01:22:50,711 Sorry. 1171 01:23:05,128 --> 01:23:06,128 Devon, 1172 01:23:08,231 --> 01:23:09,431 will you marry me? 1173 01:23:11,334 --> 01:23:12,334 My God! Yes. 1174 01:23:15,438 --> 01:23:16,438 - Yes? - Yeah. 1175 01:23:18,508 --> 01:23:19,508 I will. 1176 01:23:20,443 --> 01:23:22,376 I cannot believe you did this. 1177 01:23:23,913 --> 01:23:24,913 I cannot either. 1178 01:23:25,348 --> 01:23:27,760 I wanted it to be more romantic. 1179 01:23:27,784 --> 01:23:28,784 No. 1180 01:23:29,219 --> 01:23:30,619 I just could not wait. 1181 01:23:31,821 --> 01:23:32,888 I could not wait. 1182 01:23:33,957 --> 01:23:34,957 I love you. 1183 01:23:41,164 --> 01:23:42,164 I love you. 1184 01:23:46,169 --> 01:23:49,569 There is one last thing I should probably tell you. 1185 01:23:51,107 --> 01:23:52,107 What? 1186 01:23:53,209 --> 01:23:55,589 I slept with someone while we were apart... 1187 01:23:55,613 --> 01:23:58,146 and I told you I had not seen anybody. 1188 01:23:58,315 --> 01:24:01,061 That happened, but we were not together. 1189 01:24:01,085 --> 01:24:02,752 You did not even know her. 1190 01:24:02,987 --> 01:24:06,787 It was just purely me trying to get it out of my system. 1191 01:24:06,957 --> 01:24:08,397 As you said, I did not even like it. 1192 01:24:08,421 --> 01:24:11,725 I wanted to have a clean slate before we get married... 1193 01:24:11,862 --> 01:24:12,929 and that is it. 1194 01:24:13,731 --> 01:24:14,731 So... 1195 01:24:18,936 --> 01:24:19,936 Are you mad? 1196 01:24:23,174 --> 01:24:24,507 You do not want to... 1197 01:24:39,757 --> 01:24:40,757 I am sorry. 1198 01:24:42,293 --> 01:24:43,293 Are you okay? 1199 01:24:47,265 --> 01:24:48,265 How could you? 1200 01:24:50,302 --> 01:24:52,902 How could you ruin this moment for me? 1201 01:24:56,741 --> 01:24:59,941 I am not even upset about the other part, but... 1202 01:25:01,613 --> 01:25:04,813 I cannot tell my friends, my parents this story. 1203 01:25:07,752 --> 01:25:08,752 Sure, you can. 1204 01:25:10,088 --> 01:25:11,955 You can leave this part out. 1205 01:25:14,159 --> 01:25:16,159 Just not even excited anymore. 1206 01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:18,696 I am not happy. 1207 01:25:19,497 --> 01:25:21,630 And it is fucking September 11th. 1208 01:25:23,868 --> 01:25:25,201 Shit, is that today? 1209 01:25:27,305 --> 01:25:29,572 I did not realize. 1210 01:25:31,476 --> 01:25:33,143 Well, we will never forget. 1211 01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,347 We can just get past this. 1212 01:25:38,651 --> 01:25:41,451 I mean, we are still going to get married. 1213 01:25:42,722 --> 01:25:45,455 I do not want to talk about it right now. 1214 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,227 You are not considering 1215 01:25:52,465 --> 01:25:54,132 not marrying me, are you? 1216 01:25:54,567 --> 01:25:56,545 I do not want to talk about it. 1217 01:25:56,569 --> 01:25:57,569 However, I, I... 1218 01:25:57,870 --> 01:25:59,003 I made a mistake. 1219 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:03,040 I was just trying to be honest, 1220 01:26:04,977 --> 01:26:06,110 with you, for us. 1221 01:26:06,912 --> 01:26:08,245 Not for me. I swear. 1222 01:26:10,449 --> 01:26:11,493 I have been dreaming... 1223 01:26:11,517 --> 01:26:14,850 about how I was going to propose to my girlfriend... 1224 01:26:15,488 --> 01:26:16,688 since third grade. 1225 01:26:18,524 --> 01:26:20,791 This was not what it looked like. 1226 01:26:21,327 --> 01:26:22,994 I ruined it. 1227 01:26:23,339 --> 01:26:24,339 I fucked this up. 1228 01:26:24,363 --> 01:26:28,744 You are the love of my life. I fucked this up. I have ruined your moment too. 1229 01:26:28,768 --> 01:26:30,168 Please, just say yes. 1230 01:26:30,904 --> 01:26:32,504 Call people. Enjoy this. 1231 01:26:32,616 --> 01:26:33,616 I will do anything. 1232 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:35,560 Here, just come back outside. I will propose you again. 1233 01:26:35,584 --> 01:26:37,842 Please, just switch your brain off. 1234 01:26:38,011 --> 01:26:40,344 It is willpower. Please! I am sorry! 1235 01:26:40,714 --> 01:26:42,314 Please say yes. Say yes! 1236 01:26:42,883 --> 01:26:44,416 Please! Please say yes! 1237 01:26:44,484 --> 01:26:45,484 Okay, okay. 1238 01:26:50,891 --> 01:26:51,891 Okay? 1239 01:26:52,893 --> 01:26:53,893 Okay. 1240 01:26:56,129 --> 01:26:57,129 Okay. 1241 01:27:08,108 --> 01:27:10,375 What the fuck is that? 1242 01:27:12,346 --> 01:27:13,679 The Net did not open. 1243 01:27:14,715 --> 01:27:15,715 What? 1244 01:27:16,116 --> 01:27:18,983 The plan was to propose when you got back. 1245 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:23,100 And if you said yes, I was going to pull this string. 1246 01:27:23,124 --> 01:27:27,657 I did not have time to test it. It is filled with rose petals, but... 1247 01:27:28,963 --> 01:27:30,763 I guess, I rigged it wrong. 1248 01:27:30,832 --> 01:27:34,565 That is a good thing that you did not propose to me here. 1249 01:27:35,069 --> 01:27:37,402 It would have been a total disaster. 1250 01:27:49,283 --> 01:27:50,750 You want to try again. 1251 01:27:52,882 --> 01:27:58,428 WE WILL NEVER HAVE PARIS Translation and Review by Angel. 82166