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How about a Caribbean Cruise?
www . Casino Royal Dragon . com
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Reverse Egyptian suplex!
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Reverse Egyptian suplex!
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He's going for the pin!
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Subrip: Pix
-One!
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Subrip: Pix
-Two!
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Subrip: Pix
-Three!
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THE BET
-And it's all over!
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THE BET
-What an absolute war that was!
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THE BET
-Okay wrestling fans,
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THE BET
-it's time for the main event.
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After years of heartbreak,
unfulfilled dreams and
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shattered confidence, this
young man will finally
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have one last shot
at the world title.
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Does he have any chance?
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If you ask this announcer,
he's fucked.
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Dude, thanks for bogarting
all these sweet wrestling
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DVDs from work.
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Yeah dude.
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I'd rather you have them
than see them getting
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thrown out when
the store closes.
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Keep an
eye on dad tonight.
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He hasn't been the same since
we moved into the garage.
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No problem.
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Good luck on your date.
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Maybe she'll let you
sniff her butthole.
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It's just dinner, dude.
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Hey Mr. B, what you
working on over there?
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Completing the
perfect woman.
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I look forward
to meeting her.
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I already got started,
I hope you don't mind.
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Just need to get my
drink on tonight.
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Well I get getting your
drink on this evening.
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This is a really beautiful
place you picked.
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I am starving. I mean
I could eat a horse.
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That's funny.
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Let's see do they have horse,
I'm checking.
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No, no! They have 30
dollar soup though.
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So, I feel like I've
been totally talking
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your face off about me.
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No.
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Tell me more about you.
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I...
work at a video store.
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People still rent movies?
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Well, no actually.
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That's kind of
the problem.
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I dunno, I think it's kind of
sad that people don't go
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to video stores anymore.
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It's kind of an Americana
kind of, sort of thing.
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I dunno. Going...
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Brandon?
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No, I'm Denton.
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Shaniqua?
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Danielle!
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Holy shit, I don't care.
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Come here, come here.
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So good to see you!
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-You look fucking amazing.
-Thank you.
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-Hey, Brandon, this is Denton.
-Denton!
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On a date with
a real girl?
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Good for you, buddy.
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It's just kind of like a
blind date sort of thing.
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It's going bad.
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I'm right here.
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I figured as much.
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Hey, you know what, I made
some improvements to the
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old choo-choo train, if
you want to, come.
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For like a ride, you know.
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Meet me in the parking lot.
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That a girl.
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Okay so, thank you so much
this has been really great.
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- Yeah.
- And yeah.
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Good luck with the whole
video store job thingy.
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-Thank you.
-Okay, bye!
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Hey, cancel my drink?
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Later, Denton!
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Whenever you're
ready, chief.
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It's all over folks!
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He fucked that one up!
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That was awesome.
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Dad.
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Come on, come on.
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Let's go to bed?
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Come on, let's go to bed.
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So, how was the big date?
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It was not good.
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It was not, in fact,
it was pretty terrible.
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Well, life is a
series of miserable dates.
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Terrific.
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Now Batting, Jackson Price.
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I got one.
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Kendra McNulty.
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Kendra McNulty.
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She was fine and she
would've got that root.
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That was a God damn ball!
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Those fucks paid
off the ump again.
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Ed, stat me.
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Well according to this,
"Dyke Piazza," you're 0 and 4
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for the entire day, so it
looks like all that money
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you spent on glare
protection is really
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working out for you.
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Bullshit!
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What the hell is this?
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It's a list of all
the hottest girls
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we went to school with.
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Kendra McNulty?
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Please.
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You want to talk about
fine middle school puss?
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Hayley Matthews.
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Yeah.
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Hayley Matthews, yo, that
was the first girl in our
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grade to have sex, right?
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Hell yeah. She sucked
off Danny Clarke
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on the 8th grade
field trip.
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No, that was
Mikey Milligan.
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How do you know?
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'Cause I was sitting
in between them.
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She leaned over your
dick to suck his?
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Oof.
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I cannot believe you
let her do a flyover.
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Next time a girl
tries to do that?
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Air pocket.
Bring her down.
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If I could do it all over
again, I would have a
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vault of vag to dive into.
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They would call
me Scrooge McFuck.
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I literally don't think
anyone would call you that.
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A couple people might.
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You guys talking
Duck Tales?
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Wait, apologies for getting you
wet with a cartoon analogy.
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But can you please
not interrupt serious
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conversations about pussy?
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Hey Denton, what
do you think?
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You wanna send one of your
ladies out here so we can
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end this and go home?
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I got hot yoga!
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I want him dead.
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Wiggins, get up there and
smash the ball down that
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motherfucker's throat.
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Will do, coach.
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Here we go.
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Do it, Ken Spiffy Junior.
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Two for two.
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Good hustle, good hustle,
Wiggins.
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Good hustle.
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Dropping dimes, Brandon.
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Now batting, Wiggins.
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Come on dude, really?
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You're gonna text
during the game?
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It's called sexting
you fucking nerd.
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Yeah?
Is it pre-paid?
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No. It's unlimited
like your mom.
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-Strike!
-Shit!
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Jackson, you
gotta chill dude.
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Have you forgotten?
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When old man Lucas shuts
down the video store,
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our team goes with it.
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Look at that old
fuck out there.
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Rubbing our faces
in his shit.
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Our faces right
in his shit!
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Eddie, honey.
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I just finished my work
out, but I'm going to go
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pick up a six pack.
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We're still watching the
game tonight, right?
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Absolutely, baby.
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-Alright.
-Alright, see you tonight.
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Love you!
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I would totally
go big on your wife.
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Strike three!
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Goin' down swinging,
like your girlfriend
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on my dick last night.
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Joke's on you, I don't
have a girlfriend.
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Horribly embarrassing.
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Bring it in.
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You guys suck dick.
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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, madam, fuck you...
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You so want to bone her.
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Always have.
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Always will.
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Hey.
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You checking out my
mom's ass, perverts?
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-Yeah.
-No.
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I thought that was
your step mom's ass.
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Fuck you, Jackson.
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You fucking Ewok.
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By the way, I saw
your game today.
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0 for 4, nice.
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What's this?
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Hand that to me.
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You're making a list of
all the girls you wish you
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fucked in school.
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That's hilarious, 'cause I
have a list of girls I did
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fuck in school.
Serge here's seen it.
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It's a big fuckin' list!
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Hey, Denton could fuck
every girl on that list.
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Let the man speak.
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So you think Denton could get
through this whole list?
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Every name? Could you
do that, Denton?
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I didn't say anything,
I... maybe her.
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God, I smell a
bet coming on.
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I wish any of you fuckers
had anything of value.
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Anything.
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I'd drain you for
every penny.
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In the meantime, we've
got a train to catch.
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Enjoy tickling each
others' pussies, ladies.
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Pussy!
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Woo woo!
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This place is jumping.
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How do you have
any movies left?
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What's up guys,
how you doing?
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Good, we're just doing some
man stuff around the corner.
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Figured we'd stop
by, say what's up.
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'Sup.
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We still on for
Taco Tuesdays?
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God, yes, please.
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Nice. Any chance we can
push that up a little bit?
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I have a training
sesh at night.
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A training "sesh?"
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Yeah, it's short for session.
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Okay.
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Who you training tonight?
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I haven't decided yet.
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Hi! Hey, how's it going.
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How's it going?
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Yeah.
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Why don't you smell that.
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Smell it.
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What does that
smell like to you?
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Kind of like an envelope.
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It smells like a
sweaty asshole.
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Here, try this one.
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Dude, all of your movies
smell like a fuckin' asshole.
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-Smells like a butthole.
-Really, I...
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Now my player smells
like a fuckin' asshole.
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You guys sitting
on this shit?
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Delivery for Lucas
Gourmet Condoms.
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You know what,
actually that goes across
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the street to the
company over there.
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They're not getting stuff here
'til the end of the summer.
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Those fuckers are getting
packages here already?
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I don't give two shits.
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This is what it
says on the package,
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this is where
I'm dropping it.
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Hey, why don't you
smell this thing?
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What does that
smell like to you?
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Smells like...
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wet dirty assholes.
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What the fuck are
you guys doing here?
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Denton, what's up?
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Hi, Br...
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Denise.
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That was close,
you almost had it.
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Sorry, you guys are
actually already having
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packages delivered
to the video store.
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Sorry.
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Denise!
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One second.
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Okay, I'll
send him back.
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Hey!
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Yes?
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Mr. Lucas wants
to see you.
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He's in Brandon's office.
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Okay, just right
around the corner.
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H-how does
he know I'm here?
264
00:09:44,808 --> 00:09:48,380
'Cause they're watching,
and you have your Taco
265
00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:51,419
Tuesday with your friends
later at La Caba�a.
266
00:09:51,456 --> 00:09:54,125
H-how did you know that?
267
00:09:56,701 --> 00:09:58,234
Good luck with
the old man, okay?
268
00:09:58,269 --> 00:09:59,269
It'll be fine.
269
00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:05,815
Hey!
270
00:10:05,851 --> 00:10:06,583
Denton!
271
00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,653
What's up, man?
272
00:10:07,688 --> 00:10:08,688
I meant to say
congratulations
273
00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,224
on fucking Danielle.
274
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:11,193
That's awesome.
275
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,263
I didn't, I didn't.
276
00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:13,431
I'm sorry, wait, wait.
277
00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:14,265
That was me.
278
00:10:14,302 --> 00:10:15,369
I fucked her. Twice.
279
00:10:15,405 --> 00:10:16,338
We filmed it, actually.
280
00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:17,240
What was the
movie called?
281
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,610
"The Great
Train Blowjobbery."
282
00:10:19,647 --> 00:10:21,581
Gimme all your cum, man!
283
00:10:21,619 --> 00:10:23,921
Did Danielle know you
that you were filming her?
284
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,389
What are you,
fucking stupid?
285
00:10:25,427 --> 00:10:27,327
Like we asked
permission to film her?
286
00:10:27,363 --> 00:10:28,194
Train porno.
287
00:10:28,231 --> 00:10:29,798
It's the world's
fastest growing fetish.
288
00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:32,504
We're the Lucas and
Sergeberg of the genre.
289
00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:35,278
"Shagheart Express,"
"Missionary: Possible,"
290
00:10:35,313 --> 00:10:36,679
"Me Hard On The
Orient Express."
291
00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:38,384
"Trains, Planes, and
Cock Is Your Meal."
292
00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:39,451
Fucking classics, bro.
293
00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:40,253
Amen, sister.
294
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:43,427
Tell him Mr. Lucas
said "fuck you!"
295
00:10:44,364 --> 00:10:45,764
Denton.
296
00:10:45,801 --> 00:10:47,869
I'm glad you came by.
297
00:10:47,904 --> 00:10:48,870
It's a big day, man.
298
00:10:48,907 --> 00:10:52,244
After my groundbreaking
career in the flavored
299
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,384
jimmy biz, I'll be retiring
at the end of the summer.
300
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,859
So Brandon's you're new
point person in regards to
301
00:10:58,894 --> 00:10:59,927
the takeover.
302
00:10:59,964 --> 00:11:03,634
Now I want my product in
that bullshit video store
303
00:11:03,672 --> 00:11:04,638
within ninety days.
304
00:11:04,673 --> 00:11:05,872
Yes, sir.
305
00:11:05,909 --> 00:11:08,478
We've started our move out and
we will be out on time.
306
00:11:08,515 --> 00:11:09,682
You damn well better.
307
00:11:09,716 --> 00:11:12,254
You know, you should've just
closed that shithole today.
308
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,525
I mean, what the hell have
you wasted your whole damn
309
00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:16,429
life for in there?
310
00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:19,570
Well it means
something to me, sir.
311
00:11:22,442 --> 00:11:25,013
I can remember all of the
best times growing up
312
00:11:25,048 --> 00:11:27,283
going to that video
store and...
313
00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,921
I made all my best
friends there.
314
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,759
And I know people don't rent
at a video store anymore.
315
00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:38,775
I know that's kinda in the past,
but it's made me who I am.
316
00:11:38,811 --> 00:11:39,910
A huge pussy.
317
00:11:39,946 --> 00:11:40,912
Shit!
318
00:11:40,948 --> 00:11:42,048
Hit him with the low, dog.
319
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:50,031
Alright, alright. Son, you're
either born a loser or a winner.
320
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,868
Take Brandon here.
321
00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:55,842
The day his momma shit him
out of her vag hole...
322
00:11:55,879 --> 00:11:57,513
God rest her soul.
323
00:11:57,548 --> 00:11:58,716
He hit the ground a winner.
324
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,821
Now, Serge on
the other hand.
325
00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:02,222
I'm a real fuck up.
326
00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:07,499
Well, let me tell
you what success is.
327
00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:12,043
You see, I wake up in the
morning, I slam me down a
328
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,948
Red Bull and some vodka.
329
00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,816
Go clubbing with
some young poon.
330
00:12:15,854 --> 00:12:17,655
Take me some viagras.
331
00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:21,461
And at the end of the
night, I squeeze me some
332
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:25,537
of the finest little young
tatas money can buy.
333
00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:27,309
They're very big.
334
00:12:27,345 --> 00:12:31,384
You see, I can
smells success.
335
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,692
Just like the
old man?
336
00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:39,334
Not a friggin'
wiff of it on you.
337
00:12:39,903 --> 00:12:42,337
You know what?
338
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,410
Give these to
your old man.
339
00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:46,848
That's barbeque flavor,
that's his favorite.
340
00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:50,355
Give him something.
341
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,625
Anything.
342
00:12:52,831 --> 00:12:56,369
As far as you two, don't forget,
promotional party tonight.
343
00:12:56,404 --> 00:12:57,737
Peppermint Zebra.
344
00:12:57,774 --> 00:12:59,475
First lap dance is on me.
345
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:00,610
Yeah, daddy!
346
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,617
The second lap
dance is on me, too!
347
00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:06,989
Honey, it's 1 o'clock.
348
00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:09,495
It's time for our
couples' mani-pedi.
349
00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:10,965
Hi, Denton.
350
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,067
Hi, Kirsten.
351
00:13:12,102 --> 00:13:13,435
Hey, it's Mrs.
Lucas to you.
352
00:13:13,472 --> 00:13:14,673
Mhm.
353
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:17,946
Mani-pedi headache
here we go.
354
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:19,448
Woo!
355
00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,853
Baker!
356
00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,024
Where the fuck you
think you're going?
357
00:13:23,058 --> 00:13:23,890
Sit down.
358
00:13:24,697 --> 00:13:27,865
Are you done
being mean to me?
359
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,671
I got a present for you.
360
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,079
It's a go, bitch.
361
00:13:34,115 --> 00:13:36,418
You tell your little butt
buddies at that stupid
362
00:13:36,455 --> 00:13:39,158
video store that the CEO
of Lucas' Gourmet Condoms
363
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,726
signed off on everything.
364
00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:41,827
Rosenburg drew
it up in legal.
365
00:13:41,865 --> 00:13:43,967
He's a Jew so I assume it's
binding and everything.
366
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:45,534
You know?
367
00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:47,673
I'm gonna watch you fail
and I'm gonna love every
368
00:13:47,711 --> 00:13:48,576
second of it.
369
00:13:48,613 --> 00:13:55,525
Every damn second of it.
370
00:13:57,999 --> 00:13:58,931
Is that...
Did you...
371
00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:00,198
Can I go now?
372
00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:01,735
Get the fuck out of here.
373
00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:03,908
Let's the game begin.
374
00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,582
-Cocksmoker!
-Better.
375
00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:16,100
What the hell is this?
376
00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:17,535
There he is!
377
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:19,907
That you, lucky
motherfucker, is a legal
378
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,140
and binding document.
379
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:23,447
That's right. Me and Jackson sat
down with Lucas' legal team
380
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,450
this morning and hammered
out all the details.
381
00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,690
I have to sleep with
twelve girls this summer
382
00:14:27,726 --> 00:14:29,694
or the Lucas'
get my house?
383
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:32,701
Well, you're renting your
house to that asshole, Bob.
384
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,806
Technically, you
live in the garage.
385
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:35,907
What are you guys
lawyers now?
386
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,980
Well I actually had a lawyer
look over the details.
387
00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:46,161
Hello! Offices of
Charles McDee.
388
00:14:46,198 --> 00:14:48,801
And he may or may
not be my uncle.
389
00:14:48,836 --> 00:14:51,038
A contract?
390
00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:56,149
Yeah, yeah.
391
00:14:56,184 --> 00:14:58,019
You good, man.
You're good.
392
00:14:58,056 --> 00:14:58,754
But don't worry, man.
393
00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:00,926
We did all the
legwork for you.
394
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,035
My god.
395
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:10,477
That, my friend, is nine
of your school crushes.
396
00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:13,150
You actually picked out
most of them yourself.
397
00:15:13,187 --> 00:15:15,456
Wait, what are the
two empty slots for?
398
00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:17,693
You get to pick the
two wild card bitches.
399
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,730
That's right. As long as we
can prove you went to school
400
00:15:19,768 --> 00:15:22,202
with them, you can decide
whoever you want.
401
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,043
Well now I think it's time
for a celebratory shake.
402
00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:26,511
-Gentlemen? Yeah?
-No.
403
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:28,617
100% alright.
Thanks though.
404
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:30,553
What the fuck's
going on here?
405
00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:31,823
-Sorry, Bob.
-Sorry, Bob.
406
00:15:31,857 --> 00:15:34,159
Sorry is right, you
sorry motherfuckers.
407
00:15:34,197 --> 00:15:36,899
What's those white bitches
doing on the wall?
408
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,237
These are all the girls that
Denton went to school with?
409
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,605
Yeah, he's
gonna fuck them.
410
00:15:40,643 --> 00:15:41,408
He's gonna fuck them?
411
00:15:41,446 --> 00:15:42,812
That guy is going
to fuck them?
412
00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:44,046
He's going to get fucked?
413
00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:46,052
You don't necessarily have to
sleep with them so you know.
414
00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:48,288
No, you just
gotta bust a fat nut.
415
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:49,525
It doesn't matter how.
416
00:15:49,561 --> 00:15:51,830
Handy, beej,
missionary.
417
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,871
Old country,
doggie, bukkake.
418
00:15:54,907 --> 00:15:56,908
Gang bang, facial, 69.
419
00:15:56,943 --> 00:15:58,812
Cum dump truck,
shitty kitty.
420
00:15:58,847 --> 00:15:59,913
Yo, I like that one.
421
00:15:59,951 --> 00:16:01,618
Shitty kitty,
shitty kitty.
422
00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:02,954
Or Siberian jizzsicle.
423
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:03,856
You know what I like?
424
00:16:03,892 --> 00:16:05,960
Fucking Nigerian
cocksicle.
425
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,129
That's what I like.
426
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,201
The drill this shit out of
your big dry fucking asses.
427
00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:11,036
-Bye, Bob.
-Bye, Bob.
428
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:13,173
-Thanks.
-Fuck you.
429
00:16:13,211 --> 00:16:14,879
That's right. We just need
to have solid evidence
430
00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:15,745
of each hookup.
431
00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:17,115
Guys, I can't do this.
432
00:16:17,153 --> 00:16:19,053
This is your chance, D.
433
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,759
Your biological cock
is ticking, man.
434
00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:24,731
Dude, if you do this, you
get 100% of the Lucas
435
00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:26,201
Gourmet Condom company.
436
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,067
You get everything.
437
00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:29,073
All associated
properties and holdings.
438
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:32,880
The video store stays open
and we can still play ball.
439
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:35,855
Can't lose the team, D.
440
00:16:35,892 --> 00:16:38,326
Jackson might
kill himself.
441
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,836
And after what Mr.
Lucas did to your dad.
442
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,240
Think about it.
443
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,331
Hey, champ.
444
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:58,267
Hey, Mr. Blossy.
How you doing?
445
00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:00,105
-Hey, kid.
-Hi.
446
00:17:00,142 --> 00:17:02,076
Is your dad home?
447
00:17:02,113 --> 00:17:03,245
Nope.
448
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,082
Don't think he's, no.
449
00:17:05,118 --> 00:17:06,684
Is everything okay?
450
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,789
No, no.
451
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:14,869
Your dad's been stealing
my son's Legos.
452
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,171
What?
453
00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:17,774
Are you sure?
454
00:17:17,811 --> 00:17:19,579
I've been picking
them up all day.
455
00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:20,613
Legos.
456
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,117
From my house
to your house.
457
00:17:23,154 --> 00:17:24,320
He's...
458
00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:25,957
He's had a rough go of it.
459
00:17:25,993 --> 00:17:28,730
Well I think he's
getting worse.
460
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:45,099
Maybe those assholes
were right.
461
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,969
Fuck yeah we are.
462
00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:49,307
Get up, man.
463
00:17:49,343 --> 00:17:50,409
You got chicks to do.
464
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,682
Wait a minute, what is Scott
Quaker doing up there?
465
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,055
You're gonna
laugh at this.
466
00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:58,256
He's actually one
of your dates.
467
00:17:58,295 --> 00:17:59,961
-No! No, no.
-Okay, look!
468
00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:02,066
For two of the dates you
only have to kiss.
469
00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:04,104
It's supposed to
be twelve girls.
470
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,676
You and Snot Shaker were
inseparable in the third grade.
471
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,243
Everybody knows you
had a crush on him.
472
00:18:08,281 --> 00:18:08,980
Lucas wouldn't budge.
473
00:18:09,017 --> 00:18:10,115
I didn't have
a crush on him.
474
00:18:10,152 --> 00:18:12,955
Listen, guys didn't even
like girls in the third grade.
475
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:14,759
I loved pussy in
the third grade.
476
00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:15,761
Ask Wiggins.
477
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:17,364
Yeah, it was pretty gross.
478
00:18:17,401 --> 00:18:19,135
Here's the docs here
for your first date.
479
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:20,837
We pick the
sluttiest one first.
480
00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:23,108
Seventh grade,
Haley Matthews?
481
00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:26,016
I haven't even talked to
her in like fifteen years.
482
00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:27,852
Surprise again.
483
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:30,357
You've actually been talking
to her all day online.
484
00:18:30,394 --> 00:18:31,661
We told her you ride a
Harley though because
485
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:32,628
she's into bad boys.
486
00:18:32,665 --> 00:18:35,868
You sold me as a bad
boy to Haley Matthews?
487
00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:38,173
How am I actually gonna
impress a girl like that?
488
00:18:38,211 --> 00:18:40,814
This, Denton, clearly
isn't doing the trick.
489
00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:41,647
Fuck no.
490
00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:43,451
But, I mean, what's
wrong with me?
491
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:44,988
I'm fine, right?
492
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,862
Okay, I guess I'll start....
493
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:50,701
You don't put any
product in your hair.
494
00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:51,836
You're always talking
about bands that
495
00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:53,038
no one's ever heard of.
496
00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:56,678
Like I'm sorry, guys, but
who the fuck is Black Sabbath?
497
00:18:57,317 --> 00:19:00,086
Yeah, man. You live
in a garage.
498
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:03,660
Wiggins, you live
in a garage with me.
499
00:19:03,695 --> 00:19:05,163
Yeah.
500
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,769
You're gonna have
to shave your shaft.
501
00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:11,075
Your taint, your grundle,
your satchel page.
502
00:19:11,111 --> 00:19:13,747
You gotta be as bald as
a Scandinavian turtle.
503
00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:14,715
It's gotta fucking shine.
504
00:19:14,751 --> 00:19:17,253
I gotta see my face in
your right nut, man.
505
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:20,994
Look, I'm dressed like a
Crip's stepfather right now.
506
00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:22,097
Does it matter?
507
00:19:22,134 --> 00:19:24,469
No, because I'm confident.
508
00:19:24,507 --> 00:19:26,475
You just gotta be
confident in who you are.
509
00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:29,981
Or in this case,
who you are not.
510
00:19:34,894 --> 00:19:37,329
Look man, I get it.
511
00:19:37,365 --> 00:19:39,433
You're in a rut.
512
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,972
Are you gonna do
something about it?
513
00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:44,747
If you're not gonna
do it for you...
514
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,065
Alright, let's do it.
515
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:55,398
-Fuck yeah.
-Nice.
516
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:12,935
Hi...
517
00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:16,277
I'm sorry, is
this 264 Pacific?
518
00:20:16,313 --> 00:20:17,813
Denton!
519
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,367
-Hi.
-Hi, Hailey!
520
00:20:28,404 --> 00:20:30,240
My god, you
look so great.
521
00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:33,446
You look, I can't tell.
522
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,481
I know, right? I mean,
who would've thought?
523
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:36,818
Not me.
524
00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:41,394
Where's your Harley?
525
00:20:41,431 --> 00:20:44,537
Yeah, it's in the shop.
526
00:20:44,538 --> 00:20:47,208
Seat's broken.
527
00:20:47,242 --> 00:20:49,211
Well, we're
all ready to go.
528
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:50,914
We?
529
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,909
Rolling Rocks tonight, baby!
530
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,530
My therapist thought it
would be a good idea if I
531
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,302
had a major life change.
532
00:21:49,338 --> 00:21:50,704
So here I am.
533
00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:52,375
This was...
534
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,344
This is a big one.
535
00:21:57,623 --> 00:22:02,128
Yeah, started a pretty sweet
softball team with my buddies.
536
00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:06,404
My dad's building a
woman out of Legos.
537
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,149
I sell my sperm
at a sperm bank.
538
00:22:12,184 --> 00:22:14,153
I thought you were
a cage fighter.
539
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:18,861
Yeah.
540
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,499
Here's the interesting
part of the story.
541
00:22:20,535 --> 00:22:22,168
Well...
542
00:22:22,204 --> 00:22:25,009
The best part of the story
is coming right now.
543
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:27,480
I was living in this
apartment and there was
544
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:34,194
this old Asian
handyman who taught me to
545
00:22:34,231 --> 00:22:38,704
paint fences
and wash cars.
546
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,541
Stuff like that.
547
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,084
So you know what?
548
00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:47,523
I was like, this sucks.
549
00:22:47,558 --> 00:22:51,596
Being a teen with problems
and no direction, this is
550
00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:53,299
not the life I want.
551
00:22:53,336 --> 00:22:56,272
But you know, turns out he
was a martial arts master
552
00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:59,113
and he taught
me a few things.
553
00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:01,251
A blonde kid with
feathered hair gave me a
554
00:23:01,287 --> 00:23:03,255
rash of shit and
I was like...
555
00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:06,028
Let's enter a tournament
together of karate.
556
00:23:06,064 --> 00:23:11,272
And I craned kicked
him in the face.
557
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,009
And that sorta thing just,
you know, naturally leads
558
00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:16,115
to cage fighting.
559
00:23:16,152 --> 00:23:17,384
That's so cool.
560
00:23:17,421 --> 00:23:18,553
Yeah.
561
00:23:18,589 --> 00:23:19,689
What's your
finishing move?
562
00:23:20,594 --> 00:23:24,698
Finishing move,
finishing move is the...
563
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:28,507
head butt to the nuts.
564
00:23:28,544 --> 00:23:31,213
Yeah, I get a handful of
those nards and just
565
00:23:31,249 --> 00:23:33,049
boom, boom, boom, boom.
566
00:23:33,085 --> 00:23:35,086
Six or seven times...
567
00:23:37,494 --> 00:23:42,400
So you have a girlfriend
or a wife or something?
568
00:23:42,439 --> 00:23:44,307
Nah, I don't need the ag.
You know?
569
00:23:44,343 --> 00:23:50,821
Yeah, it's just my
chopper, cage, and tats.
570
00:23:50,856 --> 00:23:51,721
Tattoos?
571
00:23:51,758 --> 00:23:52,790
Yup, yup.
572
00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:54,461
Yeah, it's a
full back piece.
573
00:23:54,498 --> 00:23:57,668
Yeah, hour's work.
It's a yakuza tattoo.
574
00:23:57,701 --> 00:24:00,238
Yeah, but instead
of a samurai,
575
00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:02,343
it's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
576
00:24:02,378 --> 00:24:07,453
Squat thrusting Mars.
577
00:24:07,490 --> 00:24:09,692
I've got to see that.
578
00:24:09,729 --> 00:24:10,760
Sorry, I can't, baby.
579
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:11,663
No, can't do it.
580
00:24:11,698 --> 00:24:12,663
What?
581
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:15,504
Yeah, it melted off in
the explosion when I was
582
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,506
escaping the state pen.
583
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:20,747
My god, that is so hot.
584
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:26,159
What is it?
585
00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:28,530
The sisters warned
me this could happen.
586
00:24:29,703 --> 00:24:31,672
What? What could happen?
587
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:37,349
Sisters.
588
00:24:38,421 --> 00:24:42,860
I will never forget the
time we've spent together.
589
00:24:42,896 --> 00:24:45,197
Your life lessons and
blessings will stay with
590
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,504
me all the days
of my life.
591
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:52,544
Unfortunately, the
exorcism performed on my
592
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:56,521
devil pussy has failed.
593
00:24:58,662 --> 00:25:01,332
I want you to fuck
me until I tap out.
594
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,669
Holy shit.
595
00:25:03,705 --> 00:25:04,771
Hallelujah.
596
00:25:04,809 --> 00:25:06,811
Hallelujah!
597
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:09,850
Your knee's on my neck.
598
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,118
I'm sorry.
599
00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:24,581
Eleven to go, boys!
600
00:25:24,616 --> 00:25:25,682
-Yes!
-Yes!
601
00:25:25,719 --> 00:25:26,317
Nice.
602
00:25:26,354 --> 00:25:28,489
Details, details, details!
603
00:25:28,525 --> 00:25:29,457
It was not real.
604
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:31,762
She did like porno stuff.
605
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:32,629
Of course.
606
00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:33,599
Butthole?
607
00:25:35,538 --> 00:25:37,172
Yours?
608
00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:41,548
Butthole, butthole,
butthole, butthole,
609
00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:43,485
butthole, butthole!
610
00:25:45,424 --> 00:25:46,657
Yeah!
611
00:25:46,694 --> 00:25:49,196
Big D's gonna go big
over all you bitches.
612
00:25:50,938 --> 00:25:51,736
It's everywhere.
613
00:25:51,772 --> 00:25:53,238
It's in your mouth.
614
00:25:53,273 --> 00:25:54,773
It's in your
fucking mouth.
615
00:25:56,582 --> 00:25:58,550
I would tongue
kiss Leo DiCaprio.
616
00:25:58,586 --> 00:25:59,619
What are you saying?
617
00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:02,259
He has supple lips, it's
possible that whenever...
618
00:26:04,599 --> 00:26:06,467
D, straight up
now tell me.
619
00:26:06,502 --> 00:26:08,737
Did you really fuck
clap trap Matthews?
620
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:09,740
That's disgusting.
621
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:11,144
Hope you double
bagged it, man.
622
00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:13,883
But because I'm a
gentlemen and a scholar,
623
00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:15,852
I got you a little present.
624
00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:17,456
Rain jimmies
on this bitch.
625
00:26:17,491 --> 00:26:18,557
No. Come on.
626
00:26:18,595 --> 00:26:19,729
Just stop it.
627
00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:23,167
Hey, gram this.
I wanna keep it.
628
00:26:24,472 --> 00:26:25,705
Hashtag blessed.
629
00:26:25,741 --> 00:26:28,912
Hashtag clean these
up you fucking idiots.
630
00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:34,924
Wiggins, hand me a condom.
631
00:26:37,232 --> 00:26:39,969
Brussel sprouts or
Thai Sweet Chili?
632
00:26:40,005 --> 00:26:43,843
Thai Sweet Chili.
633
00:26:48,522 --> 00:26:49,655
Alright, guys.
634
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:53,696
Let's throw some greenery on
that scenery for Destiny.
635
00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:55,601
Welcome to church,
gentlemen.
636
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,346
Remember, Ed said smart
girls want to be hot and
637
00:27:01,383 --> 00:27:03,684
hot girls want
to be smart.
638
00:27:04,387 --> 00:27:05,486
What the fuck
does Ed know?
639
00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:07,360
He's home with his wife.
640
00:27:53,324 --> 00:27:56,294
You must be really good at
math to be able to count
641
00:27:56,329 --> 00:27:57,797
up all those ones.
642
00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:58,798
Yeah, I guess.
643
00:27:58,835 --> 00:28:01,805
I mean, it can be really
hard to keep track of
644
00:28:01,842 --> 00:28:05,713
especially if people throw in
fives when they really like me.
645
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,550
That's a valid point.
646
00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:09,320
Did you wanna
get a lap dance?
647
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:11,523
They're two for
one right now.
648
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,029
That means that you get
two lap dances, but you
649
00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:15,900
only pay for one.
650
00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:18,805
You are good at math.
That's...
651
00:28:18,842 --> 00:28:20,844
I would love one.
652
00:28:20,881 --> 00:28:22,047
Two.
653
00:28:36,046 --> 00:28:39,584
I've just received news
from the other side.
654
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:42,423
The dark lord has special
instructions for us.
655
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,560
No, how's he doing?
656
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,437
He's well and says
thank you for asking.
657
00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:52,076
You're welcome.
658
00:28:52,112 --> 00:28:53,980
You're welcome.
659
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,723
I'm getting a message from
the dark lord himself
660
00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:01,326
right now.
661
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:02,463
What news does he bring?
662
00:29:07,442 --> 00:29:11,379
He says that we should
consummate our unholy
663
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:16,090
tryst on this unhallowed
ground this very eve.
664
00:29:16,128 --> 00:29:17,761
-He does?
-Mhm, yes.
665
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,500
Yes, he does.
666
00:29:21,873 --> 00:29:23,641
Then you must be
the chosen one.
667
00:29:23,676 --> 00:29:26,111
I am totally that guy.
668
00:29:26,148 --> 00:29:28,583
Then we must commence
this ritual immediately.
669
00:29:28,619 --> 00:29:29,752
Okay.
670
00:29:29,788 --> 00:29:31,355
Here, put this on.
671
00:29:31,393 --> 00:29:33,094
The neighbors are always
complaining about the noise.
672
00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:34,663
It'll just take a minute.
673
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,745
Don't worry.
674
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,682
It only hurts
a little bit.
675
00:30:25,605 --> 00:30:27,172
You ready?
676
00:30:27,209 --> 00:30:28,476
You ready?
677
00:30:31,719 --> 00:30:32,517
Let's go.
678
00:30:48,551 --> 00:30:50,017
Carly.
679
00:30:50,054 --> 00:30:50,952
Carly.
680
00:30:50,990 --> 00:30:52,124
Hey.
681
00:31:21,989 --> 00:31:23,856
That's a big dragon?
682
00:31:23,892 --> 00:31:25,860
These are big sharp teeth?
683
00:31:26,798 --> 00:31:28,064
What does he say?
684
00:31:28,099 --> 00:31:30,736
-Rawr!
-Rawr!
685
00:31:31,942 --> 00:31:32,640
Excuse me, sir.
686
00:31:32,676 --> 00:31:33,609
Can I help you
with something?
687
00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:36,248
No, I'm just checking
out this hot chick.
688
00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:38,720
You know what?
689
00:31:38,756 --> 00:31:39,989
No, no, I love kids.
690
00:31:40,026 --> 00:31:41,125
I don't love...
691
00:31:41,161 --> 00:31:42,795
They love...
692
00:31:43,199 --> 00:31:45,968
Sh... Hey!
693
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:47,172
Hi.
694
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,075
My god, Denton?
695
00:31:50,112 --> 00:31:52,614
- My god.
- Denton Baker?
696
00:31:52,651 --> 00:31:55,053
From Abrams
Elementary, right?
697
00:31:55,088 --> 00:31:56,121
Yeah, Amanda Morrison.
698
00:31:56,159 --> 00:31:59,162
Look at...
You got tall.
699
00:31:59,196 --> 00:32:01,198
You're, you're big.
700
00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,237
God, that is crazy.
701
00:32:04,276 --> 00:32:06,678
I can't believe you still
hang out with those guys.
702
00:32:06,713 --> 00:32:09,817
What is Jackson up to?
703
00:32:09,853 --> 00:32:13,624
Jackson thinks he's
a personal trainer.
704
00:32:14,364 --> 00:32:16,664
-Wait, what?
-Yeah, yeah.
705
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:17,799
He got in shape?
706
00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,202
No, no, he did not.
707
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:21,607
He just he works the
graveyard shift at the
708
00:32:21,644 --> 00:32:22,911
24-hour gym.
709
00:32:22,946 --> 00:32:25,248
So like one person comes
in and he's like I'm
710
00:32:25,285 --> 00:32:26,784
personally training them.
711
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,019
Okay, that makes
more sense.
712
00:32:28,057 --> 00:32:29,289
Yeah.
713
00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:30,826
What about you?
714
00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:31,928
What have you been up to?
715
00:32:31,965 --> 00:32:32,964
Where are you working now?
716
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,941
I got into
cage fighting.
717
00:32:37,978 --> 00:32:39,913
Really? Cage like...
718
00:32:42,688 --> 00:32:44,187
No, you didn't.
719
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:46,625
Seriously, where
are you working?
720
00:32:46,663 --> 00:32:48,832
Actually I'm in
the movie business.
721
00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,068
That's even worse
than cage fighting.
722
00:32:51,105 --> 00:32:53,240
Well, it's kinda true.
723
00:32:53,277 --> 00:32:55,846
I still work at
Video Fun Time.
724
00:32:55,881 --> 00:32:56,948
Really?
725
00:32:56,984 --> 00:32:58,083
Still?
726
00:32:58,121 --> 00:32:59,254
Yeah.
727
00:32:59,288 --> 00:33:00,487
Well, not for much longer
actually because the Lucas'
728
00:33:00,525 --> 00:33:05,163
bought out the building for
their gourmet condom business.
729
00:33:06,169 --> 00:33:07,134
That is...
730
00:33:07,171 --> 00:33:09,606
-That's disgusting.
-Yeah.
731
00:33:10,911 --> 00:33:13,346
Well this is me.
732
00:33:13,384 --> 00:33:18,992
So super cool bumping
into you, Denton.
733
00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,100
You know what?
734
00:33:22,136 --> 00:33:25,608
Would you wanna continue
this conversation sometime?
735
00:33:26,913 --> 00:33:28,079
Nope.
736
00:33:28,983 --> 00:33:30,149
Is that a...
737
00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:31,251
-What...
-Yes.
738
00:33:32,191 --> 00:33:33,790
Yeah, I'd love to
catch up some more.
739
00:33:33,826 --> 00:33:34,925
Cool, cool.
740
00:33:34,961 --> 00:33:38,164
How's 8 tonight?
Is that...
741
00:33:38,202 --> 00:33:40,003
Yeah, sure!
742
00:33:40,038 --> 00:33:42,307
We can get that
cup of coffee.
743
00:33:42,912 --> 00:33:44,278
Cool.
744
00:33:45,084 --> 00:33:46,717
Here, let me...
745
00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:54,733
Meet me here.
746
00:33:57,476 --> 00:33:59,009
Stop looking at
my cock, man.
747
00:33:59,046 --> 00:33:59,811
I'm not.
748
00:33:59,847 --> 00:34:01,715
You're peeing on
the bathroom side.
749
00:34:01,751 --> 00:34:04,019
I'm doing dishes
on the right side.
750
00:34:05,157 --> 00:34:06,657
Where the fuck
have you been?
751
00:34:06,695 --> 00:34:07,862
Well I'm sorry,
Schwartzkopf.
752
00:34:07,896 --> 00:34:09,764
I was busy playing
stalker at the daycare.
753
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,701
In fact, I'm lucky I
didn't get arrested.
754
00:34:11,737 --> 00:34:13,237
Yeah, that
Morrison chick.
755
00:34:13,275 --> 00:34:14,775
How's she looking
nowadays?
756
00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:16,778
Great, yeah.
757
00:34:16,815 --> 00:34:18,817
She seems really
cool, too.
758
00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:19,851
Yeah? How'd you hit that?
759
00:34:19,889 --> 00:34:20,921
HJ?
760
00:34:20,956 --> 00:34:22,089
No, I did not.
761
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:23,025
You know, BJ?
762
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,260
No.
763
00:34:24,297 --> 00:34:25,730
- FJ?
- Get off me.
764
00:34:25,766 --> 00:34:26,732
Did you get one
of those FJ's?
765
00:34:26,769 --> 00:34:27,434
I did not get...
766
00:34:27,472 --> 00:34:28,405
I didn't get an FJ.
767
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,875
I didn't have quite the
time that I needed.
768
00:34:30,911 --> 00:34:32,210
I couldn't close the
deal, but right now,
769
00:34:32,248 --> 00:34:33,949
I'm actually going
to see Amanda.
770
00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:35,284
But this is a
mandatory meeting.
771
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,253
You can do this
one without me.
772
00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:38,157
I swear to god, you're
doing amazing work.
773
00:34:38,193 --> 00:34:39,427
Goodbye.
774
00:34:39,463 --> 00:34:42,366
Denton, remember to be the man,
you have to beat off the man.
775
00:34:42,402 --> 00:34:43,501
It's beat the man.
776
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:46,175
If you want to be the man,
you have to beat the man.
777
00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:48,913
You don't wanna
beat him off.
778
00:34:48,947 --> 00:34:49,846
Yeah.
779
00:34:51,954 --> 00:34:53,520
But do you remember
that story that
780
00:34:53,557 --> 00:34:55,458
you got up in front of the
entire second grade class
781
00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:57,229
and you read it out
loud to everybody?
782
00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:58,132
Yeah.
783
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,867
I can't believe
you remember that.
784
00:34:59,903 --> 00:35:01,170
Of course I do.
785
00:35:01,206 --> 00:35:02,840
Donny the Lucky Donkey.
786
00:35:02,878 --> 00:35:07,048
Actually it was the Donny,
the Down on His Luck Donkey.
787
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,260
How come? How did you
never get married?
788
00:35:12,297 --> 00:35:14,097
Well my dad was in the
coast guard so we moved
789
00:35:14,134 --> 00:35:17,003
around a lot when I was a kid
and then I guess after I got
790
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:20,111
my teaching degree, I carried
on the family tradition.
791
00:35:20,146 --> 00:35:21,379
So you're saying
you're a gypsy?
792
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:23,384
No, I'm not a gypsy.
793
00:35:23,418 --> 00:35:25,753
Sounds like what
a gypsy would say.
794
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,260
No, my girlfriends are all
getting married and having
795
00:35:28,297 --> 00:35:30,965
kids and I'm just happy
that I've finally found a
796
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,301
place to settle
down and write.
797
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,237
So you're a writer?
798
00:35:33,273 --> 00:35:35,911
Well I'm writing a book.
799
00:35:35,945 --> 00:35:39,449
It's a self-help book
about how parents aren't
800
00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:42,155
really instilling enough
self-confidence in their
801
00:35:42,192 --> 00:35:44,929
kids and the affect that
it has on them later on in
802
00:35:44,963 --> 00:35:46,463
their adult lives.
803
00:35:47,269 --> 00:35:48,302
What about you?
804
00:35:48,338 --> 00:35:51,508
It's hard to go out and
date when you're living in
805
00:35:51,543 --> 00:35:53,478
a garage with your dad.
806
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,891
That's hysterical.
807
00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:01,429
God, you're
really serious.
808
00:36:01,465 --> 00:36:03,333
Kinda.
809
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:04,402
How did that happen?
810
00:36:04,438 --> 00:36:07,407
God, I thought your dad
was a successful inventor.
811
00:36:07,443 --> 00:36:10,081
Well he was until his
greatest invention was
812
00:36:10,115 --> 00:36:12,016
stolen out from right
underneath him.
813
00:36:12,052 --> 00:36:13,920
What was it?
814
00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:15,423
Gourmet Condom.
815
00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:17,060
-No!
-Mhm.
816
00:36:17,097 --> 00:36:19,233
Wait, how did your dad
even come up with the idea
817
00:36:19,268 --> 00:36:22,071
for a gourmet condom
in the first place?
818
00:36:22,106 --> 00:36:22,737
I don't wanna do this.
819
00:36:22,777 --> 00:36:24,210
See, we're
having a coffee.
820
00:36:24,246 --> 00:36:25,345
It's a really
wonderful time.
821
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,178
I don't wanna
screw anything...
822
00:36:26,215 --> 00:36:27,281
Come on.
823
00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:28,251
I can't go back.
824
00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:30,021
You know, once I say
it, it can't be unsaid.
825
00:36:30,057 --> 00:36:30,688
I dare you.
Bring it on.
826
00:36:30,726 --> 00:36:32,526
Let's go.
Gross me out.
827
00:36:32,563 --> 00:36:35,166
Well before I was born, my
parents went on this kind
828
00:36:35,201 --> 00:36:37,436
of zany, wacky diet where
they couldn't eat anything
829
00:36:37,472 --> 00:36:38,405
after midnight.
830
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,076
My mom goes off to the
other room to put on
831
00:36:41,112 --> 00:36:42,512
something a little
more comfortable.
832
00:36:42,550 --> 00:36:44,851
My dad seeing this as an
opportunity to cheat on
833
00:36:44,887 --> 00:36:47,424
the diet, grabs BBQ
chicken wing and starts
834
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:48,393
mowing down on it.
835
00:36:48,429 --> 00:36:51,866
The fray of all of this,
he gets the chicken
836
00:36:51,902 --> 00:36:54,037
drippings all
over his junk.
837
00:36:54,074 --> 00:36:56,175
Fuck.
838
00:36:56,210 --> 00:36:59,447
My mom sneaks in, surprised
the hell out of him.
839
00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:05,193
They're in a position where
they're going to have relations.
840
00:37:06,298 --> 00:37:09,036
Phillip, you
taste delicious.
841
00:37:09,072 --> 00:37:11,373
And my mom doesn't
seem to mind it.
842
00:37:11,409 --> 00:37:12,474
I know.
843
00:37:12,512 --> 00:37:15,850
His wheels starting turning
and the rest is history.
844
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,384
My dad doesn't know how to
balance a checkbook, let
845
00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:18,987
alone run a company.
846
00:37:19,023 --> 00:37:20,623
So Mr. Lucas
offers his help.
847
00:37:20,661 --> 00:37:22,863
In the interim,
my mom gets sick.
848
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:25,034
Lucas says, you know what?
Don't worry about it.
849
00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:27,405
While you're gone, I will
get this business started
850
00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:28,376
and running.
851
00:37:28,411 --> 00:37:30,378
So we're watching TV
a couple weeks later.
852
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:34,286
And there's an ad for
Lucas' gourmet condoms.
853
00:37:34,324 --> 00:37:36,125
Didn't you guys get
a lawyer? Anything?
854
00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:37,559
We got a lawyer,
we tried to do all that,
855
00:37:37,597 --> 00:37:39,130
but my dad didn't
have any copyrights.
856
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,369
He didn't have any proof
like solid evidence.
857
00:37:41,405 --> 00:37:45,309
And from then on, it's just
been this downward spiral.
858
00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:48,484
My god.
That is so fucked up.
859
00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:49,485
But you know what?
860
00:37:49,521 --> 00:37:52,324
This actually would make
a really great example
861
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,326
for my book.
862
00:37:53,362 --> 00:37:57,133
Hear me out, your complete
and utter lack of
863
00:37:57,170 --> 00:37:59,471
self-confidence has
led you to be not only
864
00:37:59,509 --> 00:38:03,213
jobless, but homeless
and girl-less as well.
865
00:38:03,251 --> 00:38:04,617
My god, thank you!
866
00:38:04,652 --> 00:38:06,653
No, seriously!
867
00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:10,061
Yet the only thing that
you are lacking is
868
00:38:10,097 --> 00:38:11,463
testicular fortitude.
869
00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:12,464
What are you
talking about?
870
00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,436
Balls, Denton.
871
00:38:15,072 --> 00:38:18,577
Look, I am, I am
very confident.
872
00:38:18,614 --> 00:38:19,680
Really?
873
00:38:19,717 --> 00:38:21,452
Hi.
874
00:38:21,487 --> 00:38:23,120
I'm Denton.
875
00:38:23,157 --> 00:38:25,025
Would you maybe like
wanna, I don't know,
876
00:38:25,061 --> 00:38:26,193
go on a coffee
date with me?
877
00:38:26,230 --> 00:38:28,498
Even though all I'm gonna
do is drink peppermint tea.
878
00:38:28,536 --> 00:38:31,072
That was a C minus
impression at best.
879
00:38:31,106 --> 00:38:32,574
Really?
880
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:35,045
What is this
pussy ass drink?
881
00:38:35,081 --> 00:38:38,685
It's filled with antioxidants
and fights cervical cancer.
882
00:38:38,724 --> 00:38:41,226
So you look kinda
dumb right now.
883
00:38:41,262 --> 00:38:46,001
Look, this is gonna be the
summer that I change your life.
884
00:38:46,038 --> 00:38:48,507
And I get to document
it in my book.
885
00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:51,513
I Have the Balls
of an 8-Year-Old.
886
00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:53,284
Elegant, yet sexy.
887
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,286
I'm gonna go to
the bathroom.
888
00:38:54,322 --> 00:38:55,322
You think about it.
889
00:38:55,358 --> 00:38:57,092
I'll be back.
890
00:38:57,128 --> 00:38:58,461
Scream that title again.
What was it?
891
00:38:58,496 --> 00:38:59,562
Shut up.
892
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:01,365
Denton.
893
00:39:01,402 --> 00:39:03,403
You're my fucking
hero, man.
894
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,110
It's been an honor watching
wet your kilt tonight.
895
00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:09,985
I know you're gonna fuck
all these hot bitches.
896
00:39:11,590 --> 00:39:14,126
How do you know
about that?
897
00:39:14,163 --> 00:39:16,097
Sensei Jackson didn't
tell you about me?
898
00:39:16,132 --> 00:39:18,300
I'm his star pupil, man.
899
00:39:18,338 --> 00:39:20,039
Remember a couple years
back when that guy had to
900
00:39:20,074 --> 00:39:21,574
be cut out of his house.
901
00:39:21,612 --> 00:39:22,443
Yeah.
902
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,545
That was me.
903
00:39:23,581 --> 00:39:26,418
I weighed 750
fucking pounds.
904
00:39:26,456 --> 00:39:30,594
I had to prop my titties up on a
towel rack just to dry them off.
905
00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:33,065
That's about when Sensei
Jackson found me.
906
00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:35,571
Put me on a grueling
training reg.
907
00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:40,347
Had me sucking in his sweet,
delicious power shakes.
908
00:39:40,384 --> 00:39:42,284
He fucking saved
my life, man.
909
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,686
The dude is a saint.
910
00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:45,459
Hey, will you
autograph my cock?
911
00:39:45,494 --> 00:39:47,195
Nope! Hey!
912
00:39:49,068 --> 00:39:51,336
You wanna
get out of here?
913
00:39:51,371 --> 00:39:54,275
Yes, let's.
914
00:39:55,181 --> 00:39:57,115
Hope you two had
a great night.
915
00:39:57,552 --> 00:39:59,320
You're the shit, dude.
916
00:39:59,356 --> 00:40:01,090
The shit!
917
00:40:01,126 --> 00:40:03,428
Free video, free video,
free video, free video,
918
00:40:03,465 --> 00:40:04,565
free video, free video...
919
00:40:04,601 --> 00:40:07,369
Wiggins, Wiggins!
Who's that for?
920
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,572
Me.
921
00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:10,108
Free video, free video...
922
00:40:10,144 --> 00:40:11,778
You work here.
Why would you...
923
00:40:11,815 --> 00:40:13,616
Dude wait, one of your
crushes are coming.
924
00:40:13,652 --> 00:40:14,416
Who?
925
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:15,452
D man!
926
00:40:15,489 --> 00:40:16,253
What's up, dog?
927
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,457
High.
928
00:40:17,492 --> 00:40:18,625
Low.
929
00:40:18,663 --> 00:40:20,128
Let me see if
you're my bro.
930
00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:21,533
So new release day.
931
00:40:21,568 --> 00:40:22,835
Talk to me.
932
00:40:22,871 --> 00:40:24,873
Any new jizz flicks drop?
933
00:40:24,909 --> 00:40:26,576
Everything new is
in the back, Scott.
934
00:40:26,612 --> 00:40:27,846
Alright, sweet.
935
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,215
I'll be back in a sec
because it only takes me
936
00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:31,353
a minute to sin it.
937
00:40:31,389 --> 00:40:33,524
You remember now, come on.
938
00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,228
He seems like a power top.
939
00:40:35,264 --> 00:40:36,597
You into that?
940
00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:37,599
Wiggins.
941
00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:39,570
Dude, I am not hooking
up with a dude, dude.
942
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:42,175
Okay, well first of all,
if you did, I'm a good
943
00:40:42,210 --> 00:40:43,677
enough friend that I
wouldn't tell anybody.
944
00:40:43,715 --> 00:40:45,449
Second of all, all you
have to do is give him a
945
00:40:45,483 --> 00:40:46,616
little bit of tongue
and just...
946
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:47,919
I'm not gonna do it, man!
947
00:40:47,956 --> 00:40:48,855
I don't care.
948
00:40:48,893 --> 00:40:50,324
Jackson's gonna have
to figure this out.
949
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,192
I'm not gonna do it.
950
00:40:51,230 --> 00:40:52,094
I'll lose the whole bet.
I don't care.
951
00:40:52,132 --> 00:40:54,266
Hey, what bet you
boys talking about?
952
00:40:54,302 --> 00:40:55,100
Nothing, nothing.
953
00:40:55,137 --> 00:40:57,440
Alright, fuck it
well, I got my MMA.
954
00:40:57,474 --> 00:40:58,807
I got my porno.
955
00:40:58,846 --> 00:41:01,615
I'm ready to jack and jack
off right there, you know.
956
00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:02,382
Hit me.
957
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,253
That's pretty literal.
958
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:05,824
Okay, we got Ben Her.
959
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,826
Citizen Came.
960
00:41:06,862 --> 00:41:08,697
Woodfellas.
961
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:09,599
Deep Impact.
962
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:12,338
No, actually this
one's not a porno.
963
00:41:12,373 --> 00:41:13,071
Did you know that?
964
00:41:13,108 --> 00:41:15,242
I'm a pervert,
not an idiot.
965
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,914
Scott, man.
966
00:41:16,951 --> 00:41:18,117
I can't rent you these.
967
00:41:18,152 --> 00:41:20,822
You've had Stop or My Mom Will
Squirt out for two years.
968
00:41:20,858 --> 00:41:22,927
Man, Denton your my
brother and you know the
969
00:41:22,963 --> 00:41:25,666
last decade's been a bit
of a buttfuck for me.
970
00:41:25,701 --> 00:41:28,536
You know, my MMA career
was going great then I got
971
00:41:28,572 --> 00:41:31,376
busted for being on the
juice and cycled off to
972
00:41:31,413 --> 00:41:33,481
lose the titties and then
I started getting my ass
973
00:41:33,516 --> 00:41:34,782
kicked real bad.
974
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:36,955
Had to tap out
on the dream.
975
00:41:36,990 --> 00:41:38,023
Listen, okay.
976
00:41:38,059 --> 00:41:39,692
You can rent these, but
you gotta bring them back
977
00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:41,798
before the store
closes, okay man?
978
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:45,239
You have my word as a
retired man of the cage.
979
00:41:45,275 --> 00:41:46,875
I'll bring these
back safely.
980
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,447
Knock on my wood.
981
00:41:49,485 --> 00:41:50,718
He's full of those, isn't he?
982
00:41:51,855 --> 00:41:52,853
Hey, Denise.
983
00:41:52,891 --> 00:41:53,889
-Hi.
-Hey.
984
00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:55,393
You know what, these
packages keep getting sent
985
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:56,596
over the video store.
986
00:41:56,632 --> 00:41:58,733
I'm sorry. It's just those guys
messing with you I'm sure.
987
00:41:58,771 --> 00:41:59,937
Sure is, motherfucker.
988
00:41:59,972 --> 00:42:01,440
Boom, bitch!
989
00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:04,243
Dikembe says
not in my house.
990
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,780
Hey, Serge, you wanna
go old school on this
991
00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:06,614
little baby pussy?
992
00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:07,552
-Yeah.
-Hey, guys!
993
00:42:07,588 --> 00:42:09,522
Come on!
No, no, no, no, no!
994
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,195
Does it feel good?
995
00:42:12,231 --> 00:42:13,297
Higher!
996
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,666
Higher!
997
00:42:14,704 --> 00:42:16,237
Hey, hey!
998
00:42:16,273 --> 00:42:17,271
No wonder you've
only at four girls.
999
00:42:17,307 --> 00:42:18,775
You're wearing
boxer shorts.
1000
00:42:18,811 --> 00:42:20,746
Bitches love briefs now.
1001
00:42:20,782 --> 00:42:21,681
Come on, man.
1002
00:42:21,717 --> 00:42:22,982
We're going to H&M.
We'll buy you some.
1003
00:42:23,989 --> 00:42:25,288
Clean this shit up, Denise.
1004
00:42:25,324 --> 00:42:26,456
Yeah, clean that
shit up, Denise.
1005
00:42:26,492 --> 00:42:28,427
Denton, I'm so sorry!
1006
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:29,529
Let me help you.
1007
00:42:29,565 --> 00:42:30,865
Thanks.
1008
00:42:32,438 --> 00:42:35,442
You know, Denton, we
had homeroom together.
1009
00:42:35,478 --> 00:42:36,377
That's right.
1010
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:37,314
-In eleventh grade.
-In eleventh grade.
1011
00:42:39,387 --> 00:42:40,420
Yeah.
1012
00:42:40,454 --> 00:42:43,357
So I'm gonna take my
fifteen minute break now.
1013
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,561
Yeah, okay.
1014
00:42:44,597 --> 00:42:48,268
Yeah, and that's just enough
time for me to suck you off.
1015
00:42:48,304 --> 00:42:48,969
What now?
1016
00:42:56,456 --> 00:42:57,689
Bring it up.
Let's dig deep!
1017
00:42:57,724 --> 00:42:58,690
Dig in!
1018
00:42:58,726 --> 00:42:59,925
Dig in, let's get it!
1019
00:42:59,963 --> 00:43:01,831
Let's get it, you
little bitches.
1020
00:43:01,867 --> 00:43:02,632
Come on, grandpa.
1021
00:43:02,668 --> 00:43:03,900
Pick it up.
Pick it up, Wilfred.
1022
00:43:03,936 --> 00:43:04,869
I am number one,
you're right.
1023
00:43:04,907 --> 00:43:05,840
Thank you.
1024
00:43:05,876 --> 00:43:07,275
Why don't you hop on
a bike, Uncle Jemima?
1025
00:43:07,311 --> 00:43:08,744
-Here we go.
-Jesus Christ, man.
1026
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:09,846
Calm down.
1027
00:43:09,882 --> 00:43:11,817
What are you rushing the
bloods and the crips, dude?
1028
00:43:11,853 --> 00:43:13,989
I'm wearing both colors
to signify unity.
1029
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,327
That's kinda cool.
1030
00:43:16,362 --> 00:43:17,894
Come on, grandpa.
You can do it.
1031
00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:20,266
So funny bit of news.
1032
00:43:20,304 --> 00:43:22,572
I just got surprise
fellatio from the
1033
00:43:22,608 --> 00:43:23,842
receptionist that
works at Lucas...
1034
00:43:23,876 --> 00:43:25,443
Denise Davids?
1035
00:43:25,481 --> 00:43:26,648
- Yes!
- Shit.
1036
00:43:26,684 --> 00:43:28,619
You are so screwed.
1037
00:43:28,655 --> 00:43:29,586
What?
1038
00:43:29,623 --> 00:43:31,925
World class
psycho stalker.
1039
00:43:31,961 --> 00:43:33,929
You know in school when
those girls made those
1040
00:43:33,965 --> 00:43:36,300
origami things to predict
who their soulmate was?
1041
00:43:36,338 --> 00:43:37,571
-Yeah?
-She rigged hers.
1042
00:43:37,608 --> 00:43:40,544
Rigged the fucking
thing, dude.
1043
00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:41,578
Gross.
1044
00:43:41,614 --> 00:43:43,815
Yeah, she had one of those
things where like...
1045
00:43:43,853 --> 00:43:47,490
You know when one person loves
another person like a lot,
1046
00:43:47,528 --> 00:43:50,666
but the other person loves
the other person more.
1047
00:43:50,701 --> 00:43:52,534
She got a restraining
order against her.
1048
00:43:52,570 --> 00:43:53,938
Okay, okay.
1049
00:43:53,974 --> 00:43:55,775
She's nuts for real.
1050
00:43:55,811 --> 00:43:57,711
She had her dog baptized.
1051
00:43:59,918 --> 00:44:01,418
Hello?
1052
00:44:02,692 --> 00:44:03,824
It's her.
1053
00:44:07,467 --> 00:44:08,400
Gotcha.
1054
00:44:08,438 --> 00:44:11,809
You've reached the
voicemail of Denton.
1055
00:44:11,844 --> 00:44:12,910
Leave a message.
1056
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:15,917
Beep.
1057
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,021
Not convincing.
1058
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,991
I didn't do a
good job at all.
1059
00:44:20,028 --> 00:44:20,927
No.
1060
00:44:25,905 --> 00:44:27,572
No one's home.
1061
00:44:29,614 --> 00:44:30,813
God.
1062
00:44:30,849 --> 00:44:32,751
What is that smell?
1063
00:44:37,563 --> 00:44:38,829
Denton, Denton, Denton.
1064
00:44:38,865 --> 00:44:40,835
You've been busy, girl.
1065
00:44:42,007 --> 00:44:43,006
Hey, Serge, Go
wet that bed.
1066
00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:44,009
Alright.
1067
00:44:46,516 --> 00:44:48,418
Think the tall
fuck's got it in him?
1068
00:44:48,454 --> 00:44:50,655
-Nah.
-I'm gonna piss on top.
1069
00:44:52,829 --> 00:44:54,730
What the fuck's
going on here?
1070
00:44:54,766 --> 00:44:55,698
Who the fuck are you?
1071
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:56,835
What are you doing here?
1072
00:44:56,869 --> 00:44:58,536
Tell him what
we're doing here.
1073
00:44:58,574 --> 00:45:00,074
We broke in.
1074
00:45:00,112 --> 00:45:02,012
Obvious yes, you're
fucking break in.
1075
00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:03,080
-Can I talk to you?
-I got this, B.
1076
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,583
Can you come here
a little bit?
1077
00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:05,819
Are you fucking sure?
1078
00:45:05,856 --> 00:45:07,122
He's got a knife.
1079
00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:07,856
Yeah, I see that.
1080
00:45:07,893 --> 00:45:08,958
It's fine, it's
fine, it's fine!
1081
00:45:08,994 --> 00:45:10,394
Well why are you here?
1082
00:45:10,432 --> 00:45:11,965
I need information
about this bet.
1083
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,936
I wanna ruin their
lives, alright?
1084
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:14,704
I hate Denton.
1085
00:45:14,742 --> 00:45:16,542
-I hate him, too.
-Good, good!
1086
00:45:16,577 --> 00:45:18,980
Maybe there's a way we
both get what we want.
1087
00:45:19,818 --> 00:45:21,619
Two blowjobs.
1088
00:45:22,489 --> 00:45:24,089
He's touching my dick.
1089
00:45:24,126 --> 00:45:24,891
Here's the deal.
1090
00:45:24,929 --> 00:45:26,964
I need information
about this bet.
1091
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,137
Every time you find something
out, you give me a call.
1092
00:45:30,173 --> 00:45:32,541
I give you cash.
1093
00:45:37,621 --> 00:45:41,726
I present to you
Sarah Dawn Samuels.
1094
00:45:46,806 --> 00:45:49,910
What is
she doing here?
1095
00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:52,215
Well auditioning for
reality TV all day,
1096
00:45:52,251 --> 00:45:54,721
only time she has to
work out is at night.
1097
00:45:56,827 --> 00:45:58,630
During my shift.
1098
00:46:00,769 --> 00:46:02,871
I'm her personal
trainer so to speak.
1099
00:46:02,907 --> 00:46:04,875
We've spent some
time together.
1100
00:46:04,911 --> 00:46:07,179
Through all that bonding,
I've learned her deepest
1101
00:46:07,215 --> 00:46:09,617
desires and
darkest secrets.
1102
00:46:09,653 --> 00:46:15,463
Her scent is that of a rose
garden after a midsummer's rain.
1103
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,434
She's a siren
in the water.
1104
00:46:17,471 --> 00:46:20,673
She calls to me and only
I hold the key to her
1105
00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:22,811
soul's relaxation.
1106
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:30,193
It pains me to betray my
lady, but it's for the
1107
00:46:30,230 --> 00:46:32,097
good of the bet.
1108
00:46:32,134 --> 00:46:35,538
I hold in my hand her
one Achilles' heel.
1109
00:46:35,574 --> 00:46:38,211
Or should I say,
Achilles' crotch.
1110
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,150
That's a serious
pre-op moose knuckle.
1111
00:46:42,188 --> 00:46:44,523
It looks like six
dollar burger.
1112
00:46:44,559 --> 00:46:46,260
If it ever gets
out, she's ruined.
1113
00:46:46,297 --> 00:46:47,697
Really, Jackson?
1114
00:46:47,733 --> 00:46:49,233
We're resorting
to blackmail now.
1115
00:46:49,269 --> 00:46:51,637
Yeah, super. Now we're
sexual predators.
1116
00:46:51,672 --> 00:46:52,972
Sexual predators?
1117
00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:54,677
What are we just walking
the streets looking for
1118
00:46:54,713 --> 00:46:57,750
houses for teddy bears in
the window to wander into?
1119
00:46:57,786 --> 00:46:59,688
Not in my wildest dreams.
1120
00:47:00,827 --> 00:47:02,227
Sorry, baby.
1121
00:47:05,204 --> 00:47:06,637
Jackson, just give me...
1122
00:47:07,608 --> 00:47:09,041
-Stop, stop it!
-Hi, Sarah.
1123
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:11,079
Stop it!
1124
00:47:11,115 --> 00:47:12,648
Jackson!
1125
00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:02,274
Hi, Denton.
1126
00:49:11,931 --> 00:49:14,032
Hey, dad. What are you
doing up so early?
1127
00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:16,103
No time for sleep.
1128
00:49:16,139 --> 00:49:18,909
Your stepmother
is getting close.
1129
00:49:19,646 --> 00:49:21,680
Yeah, she's...
1130
00:49:21,717 --> 00:49:22,817
She's looking sharp.
1131
00:49:22,853 --> 00:49:24,152
You know, actually
grab a seat.
1132
00:49:24,188 --> 00:49:26,190
I've been meaning
to talk to you.
1133
00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:30,032
Is everything okay?
1134
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:31,368
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1135
00:49:31,405 --> 00:49:32,771
I'm fine.
1136
00:49:34,043 --> 00:49:37,213
So you and second grade...
1137
00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,282
Amanda Morrison.
1138
00:49:38,318 --> 00:49:40,788
Yeah, Amanda.
1139
00:49:40,824 --> 00:49:42,893
You guys are spending a lot
of time together this summer.
1140
00:49:42,929 --> 00:49:47,835
Yeah, she's
she's really great.
1141
00:49:47,871 --> 00:49:49,839
You think she'd be okay
with this whole bet thing
1142
00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:51,911
you got going on?
1143
00:49:56,724 --> 00:49:58,356
What the hell do I know?
1144
00:49:58,393 --> 00:50:01,697
A guy making a woman
out of plastic, right?
1145
00:50:01,733 --> 00:50:03,099
Give me the glue,
will you?
1146
00:50:08,981 --> 00:50:09,980
Planet of the Apes.
1147
00:50:10,016 --> 00:50:11,416
No. No, no, no.
1148
00:50:13,289 --> 00:50:15,291
Planet of the Apes
with Marky Mark?
1149
00:50:15,329 --> 00:50:18,066
God, God, no!
1150
00:50:24,079 --> 00:50:25,179
Sloth from the Goonies!
1151
00:50:25,215 --> 00:50:26,782
No, no!
1152
00:50:26,818 --> 00:50:27,717
I'm Harry.
1153
00:50:27,755 --> 00:50:29,956
I'm Harry from Harry
and the Hendersons.
1154
00:50:29,992 --> 00:50:31,425
I've never seen it.
1155
00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:32,394
You're kidding me.
1156
00:50:32,431 --> 00:50:33,864
You've never seen Harry
and the Hendersons?
1157
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:34,766
No.
1158
00:50:34,802 --> 00:50:37,338
God, that was on my
favorite VHS tape.
1159
00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:38,541
What are you
talking about?
1160
00:50:38,576 --> 00:50:39,608
Yeah, no. Okay...
1161
00:50:39,646 --> 00:50:42,081
When I was growing up, my
dad he made us this VHS
1162
00:50:42,117 --> 00:50:44,085
tape that had like
six movies on it.
1163
00:50:44,121 --> 00:50:46,256
It was made in that super
poor person's speed.
1164
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:47,959
I guess you
weren't poor, okay.
1165
00:50:47,996 --> 00:50:51,032
Well it had Blackstar
Fighter, Flight of Dragons,
1166
00:50:51,068 --> 00:50:55,807
Beast Master, Monster Squad,
and Harry and the Hendersons.
1167
00:50:59,117 --> 00:51:01,253
Hey look...
1168
00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:03,293
I've been thinking.
1169
00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:07,097
Summer's almost over and
I've had a really great
1170
00:51:07,135 --> 00:51:09,171
time hanging out with you.
1171
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:15,246
I know that we are just
friends, but what if we...
1172
00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,250
We went?
1173
00:51:16,289 --> 00:51:17,455
-What if you and I...
-What if you and I...
1174
00:51:17,489 --> 00:51:19,257
-Went out?
-If you wanted...
1175
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:21,996
What if you and I went...
1176
00:51:22,032 --> 00:51:23,031
On a date?
1177
00:51:23,068 --> 00:51:23,766
Are you?
1178
00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:25,171
You are, you're
asking me out.
1179
00:51:25,206 --> 00:51:26,539
Are you asking me
out on a proper date?
1180
00:51:26,577 --> 00:51:28,812
What if I was?
1181
00:51:28,847 --> 00:51:31,315
I'd really have to
do the maths on that.
1182
00:51:31,351 --> 00:51:32,786
I don't know.
1183
00:51:33,255 --> 00:51:34,154
Probably think about it.
1184
00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:36,927
Quite frankly, I'm
not attracted to you.
1185
00:51:36,963 --> 00:51:38,898
It would be me
doing you a favor.
1186
00:51:40,101 --> 00:51:40,866
Really?
1187
00:51:40,903 --> 00:51:41,668
You know, were you
in a grease fire
1188
00:51:41,706 --> 00:51:42,940
or something because
your face...
1189
00:51:47,619 --> 00:51:49,854
Maybe I can change your mind.
1190
00:51:50,992 --> 00:51:52,993
Denton!
1191
00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,931
Where have you been?
1192
00:51:54,967 --> 00:51:56,600
Grab me some cans of beer
and a handful of those
1193
00:51:56,637 --> 00:51:59,039
grapes and let's get
the hell out of here.
1194
00:51:59,077 --> 00:52:00,110
It's cool.
1195
00:52:00,144 --> 00:52:03,047
We can pick up where we
left off later on tonight.
1196
00:52:03,485 --> 00:52:06,455
-Tonight?
-Yeah!
1197
00:52:06,492 --> 00:52:08,327
On our first
official date.
1198
00:52:09,264 --> 00:52:11,333
Where?
1199
00:52:11,367 --> 00:52:13,034
It's a surprise.
1200
00:52:14,141 --> 00:52:16,576
Just pick me up here
later after work.
1201
00:52:16,612 --> 00:52:17,611
Okay.
1202
00:52:26,264 --> 00:52:27,262
Well thanks a lot, man.
1203
00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:28,533
I was just about
to kiss her.
1204
00:52:28,570 --> 00:52:30,170
You haven't hooked
up with her yet?
1205
00:52:30,206 --> 00:52:32,342
You've seen her fifty
times this summer.
1206
00:52:33,246 --> 00:52:35,213
You're gonna fuck this up.
1207
00:52:35,251 --> 00:52:37,219
How? What are you
talking about?
1208
00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:39,456
You're in love with her.
1209
00:52:39,492 --> 00:52:40,492
I am...
1210
00:52:40,527 --> 00:52:42,361
That is not...
1211
00:52:42,398 --> 00:52:46,069
How would one know though
if they were in love?
1212
00:52:47,076 --> 00:52:48,307
Close your eyes.
1213
00:52:48,344 --> 00:52:49,978
Okay.
1214
00:52:50,681 --> 00:52:53,618
-Imagine yourself fucking her.
-Okay.
1215
00:52:53,655 --> 00:52:57,126
Her pants are around her ankles,
she's bent over the bed.
1216
00:52:57,163 --> 00:52:59,632
It's really hot, her
hair's kinda tussled.
1217
00:52:59,668 --> 00:53:01,402
You just blew a load
right inside her.
1218
00:53:01,436 --> 00:53:02,469
-Epic.
-Okay. Alright.
1219
00:53:02,507 --> 00:53:04,307
I mean, you've
stained her soul.
1220
00:53:04,344 --> 00:53:06,379
What do you wanna do next?
1221
00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:09,618
I kinda just wanna cuddle.
1222
00:53:09,655 --> 00:53:11,289
Fuck.
1223
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:14,095
How are you supposed to
focus, man, when you're
1224
00:53:14,130 --> 00:53:16,565
all fucking puppy dogs
and ice cream upstairs?
1225
00:53:16,601 --> 00:53:18,369
Where are we going even?
1226
00:53:19,141 --> 00:53:19,872
Hey, guys.
1227
00:53:19,909 --> 00:53:22,444
This fucking
guy's gonna do it.
1228
00:53:22,481 --> 00:53:25,451
He has eight or nine fucking
bitches there already.
1229
00:53:25,487 --> 00:53:26,520
Yeah, I'm telling you.
1230
00:53:26,556 --> 00:53:29,693
The guy has a cock like a
fucking gold cock, man.
1231
00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:31,663
That's very
unfortunate news, Bob!
1232
00:53:31,699 --> 00:53:33,233
It's like a fucking
broken fire hydrant.
1233
00:53:33,271 --> 00:53:34,269
You should see
the kid spraying.
1234
00:53:34,304 --> 00:53:36,672
This is fucking
jizz fucking city.
1235
00:53:36,710 --> 00:53:39,280
And one of these fucking
children, the mother came...
1236
00:53:39,315 --> 00:53:41,283
She slipped on the jizz.
1237
00:53:42,722 --> 00:53:46,161
You okay? Because if you're
not okay, I'm not okay.
1238
00:53:46,197 --> 00:53:48,431
He's doing much better
than I thought he would.
1239
00:53:48,467 --> 00:53:51,505
I can't lose this bit
to that lanky fuck.
1240
00:53:52,143 --> 00:53:55,180
We gotta get serious,
real serious.
1241
00:53:55,215 --> 00:53:57,616
Operation Derailment Serious.
1242
00:53:57,655 --> 00:53:59,457
Denise!
1243
00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:01,593
Sit down.
1244
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,339
You nervous?
1245
00:54:08,376 --> 00:54:09,409
No.
1246
00:54:09,443 --> 00:54:10,643
-You look nervous.
-Nope.
1247
00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:11,511
She look nervous to you?
1248
00:54:11,548 --> 00:54:13,014
Definitely looks nervous.
1249
00:54:13,052 --> 00:54:14,385
I'm not nervous.
1250
00:54:15,356 --> 00:54:16,456
I'm gonna cut
to the chase.
1251
00:54:16,492 --> 00:54:18,227
We know you know
about the bet.
1252
00:54:18,264 --> 00:54:19,163
We know you're
one of the girls.
1253
00:54:19,199 --> 00:54:20,464
And we know you blew
Denton in the lobby.
1254
00:54:20,501 --> 00:54:21,701
There's a video.
Serge here has seen it.
1255
00:54:21,737 --> 00:54:24,204
Yeah, it was a
sweet fucking BJ.
1256
00:54:24,242 --> 00:54:25,442
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1257
00:54:25,478 --> 00:54:27,413
Here's what you
need to do for me.
1258
00:54:28,784 --> 00:54:30,685
Help me win the bit.
1259
00:54:30,722 --> 00:54:32,356
How do I help
you win the bit?
1260
00:54:32,393 --> 00:54:34,060
I can't unblow him.
1261
00:54:36,134 --> 00:54:37,400
Well you're a crazy
super stalker, right?
1262
00:54:37,438 --> 00:54:38,671
You got his
passwords and shit.
1263
00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:40,707
Just his social media
info, email accounts,
1264
00:54:40,742 --> 00:54:42,644
social security number,
home phone, home address,
1265
00:54:42,681 --> 00:54:43,612
parent's phone,
parent's address.
1266
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:44,748
I'm gonna stop
you right there.
1267
00:54:44,786 --> 00:54:46,787
We actually just need
you to log into one of his
1268
00:54:46,822 --> 00:54:49,257
email accounts and send an
email to Amanda Morrison.
1269
00:54:49,293 --> 00:54:50,226
Alright?
Pretend to be Denton.
1270
00:54:50,262 --> 00:54:52,030
Say it's an emergency.
I don't give a fuck.
1271
00:54:52,067 --> 00:54:53,266
However you do it.
1272
00:54:53,302 --> 00:54:56,204
Get her over to that garage
battle station that they have.
1273
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,608
When she sees what he's
really up to, she's never
1274
00:54:58,646 --> 00:55:00,079
gonna talk to him again.
1275
00:55:00,115 --> 00:55:02,050
Let alone fuck
him, am I right?
1276
00:55:02,086 --> 00:55:03,420
And then we got
this in the bag.
1277
00:55:03,456 --> 00:55:06,292
Paper or plastic!
1278
00:55:06,329 --> 00:55:09,566
Or bring your own bag and save
the environment or something.
1279
00:55:09,603 --> 00:55:10,802
He's just such a good guy.
1280
00:55:10,838 --> 00:55:14,108
I don't feel comfortable like
messing up his whole thing.
1281
00:55:14,146 --> 00:55:15,713
That's so cute she
thinks she has a choice.
1282
00:55:15,748 --> 00:55:17,414
You're gonna feel
comfortable with it or
1283
00:55:17,452 --> 00:55:18,652
you're gonna be fired.
1284
00:55:22,563 --> 00:55:23,463
Go now psycho.
1285
00:55:23,498 --> 00:55:24,530
What are you doing?
1286
00:55:24,565 --> 00:55:26,032
Do my bidding.
1287
00:55:26,070 --> 00:55:27,303
What are you doing?
1288
00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:29,306
Just get the
fuck out of here.
1289
00:55:29,344 --> 00:55:30,777
-Okay!
-Get the fuck out of here.
1290
00:55:30,813 --> 00:55:32,547
-You just had to say that.
-Go!
1291
00:55:33,585 --> 00:55:36,155
I don't understand
you two.
1292
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,425
Yo, did you
watch that tape?
1293
00:55:38,463 --> 00:55:39,429
Yeah.
1294
00:55:39,465 --> 00:55:40,631
Crazy ones can really
suck a dick, am I right?
1295
00:55:40,666 --> 00:55:43,436
I know, I'm going to the psych
ward for my next blowjob.
1296
00:55:55,864 --> 00:55:57,164
Well this is the place.
1297
00:55:57,199 --> 00:55:59,802
Looks like a
fucking shithole.
1298
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,376
Wait, Kendra lives here?
1299
00:56:02,411 --> 00:56:05,014
Yeah, and she thinks
you're a doctor.
1300
00:56:05,485 --> 00:56:07,553
So you're gonna
want to suit up.
1301
00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:09,657
I'm getting a disease just
looking at this place.
1302
00:56:09,693 --> 00:56:11,260
Are you packing jimmies?
1303
00:56:11,762 --> 00:56:12,628
No.
1304
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,568
That's okay. I got
plenty in the glove.
1305
00:56:17,376 --> 00:56:20,112
Wait a minute, why do you
have a water pistol in your...
1306
00:56:20,148 --> 00:56:22,350
That's not an
ordinary water pistol.
1307
00:56:22,385 --> 00:56:23,686
It's filled
with your seed.
1308
00:56:24,925 --> 00:56:27,461
Why do you have a water pistol
filled with my seed in here?
1309
00:56:27,496 --> 00:56:30,366
Well, you know that
place you donate sperm?
1310
00:56:30,402 --> 00:56:31,368
Yeah?
1311
00:56:31,405 --> 00:56:32,371
Well yeah, I snuck in in
the middle of the night
1312
00:56:32,407 --> 00:56:34,275
and grabbed a bunch of
your cum and filled up
1313
00:56:34,309 --> 00:56:35,844
this water pistol here.
1314
00:56:37,248 --> 00:56:38,281
Why?
1315
00:56:38,318 --> 00:56:41,523
Well, you know, just in
case there was some chicks
1316
00:56:41,559 --> 00:56:42,390
you couldn't pull down.
1317
00:56:42,427 --> 00:56:43,460
It's a contingency plan.
1318
00:56:43,496 --> 00:56:44,362
Okay. You know what?
1319
00:56:44,398 --> 00:56:45,063
Just give me that back.
1320
00:56:45,099 --> 00:56:46,266
-It's my cum.
-I need it.
1321
00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:47,668
You know what?
I got money...
1322
00:56:47,704 --> 00:56:48,737
-This is important?
-Can I have my...
1323
00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:50,809
Give me my cum back!
1324
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,153
-Geez.
-Sorry.
1325
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,427
You know, I always knew
you'd be successful.
1326
00:57:00,532 --> 00:57:03,202
I have great
intuition with men.
1327
00:57:04,306 --> 00:57:06,307
Except for the
ones that I marry.
1328
00:57:09,516 --> 00:57:11,115
You got a little
one, do you?
1329
00:57:13,324 --> 00:57:14,390
-Seven.
-No shit.
1330
00:57:14,427 --> 00:57:15,794
Four boys, three girls.
1331
00:57:15,829 --> 00:57:18,164
But they're with their
respected fathers tonight.
1332
00:57:19,271 --> 00:57:21,539
I thought that it'd be
nice to give us a little
1333
00:57:21,576 --> 00:57:24,679
privacy since you were so kind
to take a house call, doctor.
1334
00:57:24,715 --> 00:57:25,480
Doctor...
1335
00:57:25,516 --> 00:57:26,616
Mhm.
1336
00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:28,519
Is so formal.
1337
00:57:28,556 --> 00:57:29,822
You know, just
call me Denton.
1338
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:31,693
Just regular old
Denton will do.
1339
00:57:31,728 --> 00:57:35,699
So what seems to
be the situation?
1340
00:57:35,737 --> 00:57:36,703
Yeah.
1341
00:57:36,739 --> 00:57:37,638
My wrist.
1342
00:57:37,675 --> 00:57:39,876
It's like really been
giving me trouble.
1343
00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:41,615
- It really hurts to...
- Take a look.
1344
00:57:41,648 --> 00:57:42,514
Think it could be?
1345
00:57:43,989 --> 00:57:45,389
Do you think
you could help?
1346
00:57:45,423 --> 00:57:46,922
I do, I do....
1347
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,362
Let's have a...
1348
00:57:49,398 --> 00:57:52,302
listen to the old ticker.
1349
00:57:55,378 --> 00:57:57,346
Yeah, yes.
1350
00:57:57,382 --> 00:57:58,682
Yeah.
1351
00:57:59,753 --> 00:58:00,619
I've heard this before.
1352
00:58:00,657 --> 00:58:02,992
I'm afraid you have
poor circulation.
1353
00:58:03,027 --> 00:58:04,827
And I think you could
be in immediate danger.
1354
00:58:04,865 --> 00:58:05,898
My!
What should we do?
1355
00:58:05,934 --> 00:58:07,936
Well I think we should
probably start by getting
1356
00:58:07,971 --> 00:58:10,373
you out of that tight,
restrictive top.
1357
00:58:10,409 --> 00:58:12,844
Yeah, maybe even those
tight, tight, tight pants.
1358
00:58:12,882 --> 00:58:14,717
Are you sure?
1359
00:58:14,751 --> 00:58:16,452
Yes, very sure.
Very sure.
1360
00:58:16,487 --> 00:58:20,759
It's the first thing we
learn in doctor school.
1361
00:58:20,797 --> 00:58:22,798
That must
have been so hard.
1362
00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:23,933
It was.
1363
00:58:23,969 --> 00:58:25,068
Yes, it certainly was.
1364
00:58:25,106 --> 00:58:30,280
But when you see the look
of pure laughter on a baby
1365
00:58:30,317 --> 00:58:33,420
child's face after
a successful brain
1366
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,860
appointment it makes
everything worth it.
1367
00:58:35,896 --> 00:58:37,730
You know that you're
doing the lord's work.
1368
00:58:37,766 --> 00:58:39,968
These hands, I'll tell you,
they've seen some stories.
1369
00:58:56,503 --> 00:58:57,670
Denton!
1370
00:58:58,809 --> 00:59:01,012
Denton, it's me!
1371
00:59:01,047 --> 00:59:02,380
Amanda?
1372
00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:03,849
Denton, I got here
as fast as I could.
1373
00:59:03,885 --> 00:59:05,753
Is your dad okay?
1374
00:59:07,525 --> 00:59:08,591
Mr. B, Mr. B, Mr. B!
1375
00:59:08,630 --> 00:59:10,631
-Wake up, wake up, wake up!
-Damn you, Phil Collins!
1376
00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:12,501
Amanda Morrison is here.
1377
00:59:12,536 --> 00:59:14,270
-Who?
-Second grade!
1378
00:59:14,307 --> 00:59:15,875
Denton, are you in there?
1379
00:59:15,911 --> 00:59:18,378
No, no!
1380
00:59:18,414 --> 00:59:20,550
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
1381
00:59:20,588 --> 00:59:21,286
One second.
1382
00:59:21,322 --> 00:59:22,589
I gotta put my
pants back on.
1383
00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:24,559
Me too, me too.
1384
00:59:28,036 --> 00:59:29,804
Denton, are you home?
1385
00:59:40,061 --> 00:59:41,996
What the hell is this?
1386
00:59:47,009 --> 00:59:49,311
Fuck me, Scott.
1387
00:59:49,347 --> 00:59:51,081
No, I'm Denton.
1388
00:59:51,117 --> 00:59:54,421
No, no, Scott's my fianc�.
1389
00:59:54,456 --> 00:59:55,455
Did you just finish?
1390
00:59:55,492 --> 00:59:56,726
No, I don't...
1391
00:59:56,762 --> 00:59:58,864
Wait, you have a fianc�?
1392
00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:00,000
Of course you
have a fianc�.
1393
01:00:00,036 --> 01:00:01,503
Kendra, I'm home.
1394
01:00:01,539 --> 01:00:02,705
Give me a beer.
1395
01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:05,777
Make sure it's cold as shit from
that new fridge, you know?
1396
01:00:06,983 --> 01:00:08,516
Hey, Denton!
1397
01:00:08,552 --> 01:00:09,718
What ya doing here, boy?
1398
01:00:09,755 --> 01:00:11,556
It's great to see you.
1399
01:00:11,592 --> 01:00:14,061
Wait a minute, you're not
here for them movies, is ya?
1400
01:00:14,099 --> 01:00:16,100
Because you know, I really
do need a little more time
1401
01:00:16,135 --> 01:00:19,072
on those, you
know, but...
1402
01:00:19,108 --> 01:00:23,380
Wait a minute, why
is she in her undies?
1403
01:00:24,152 --> 01:00:27,956
And why does grandpa
have a chubbie?
1404
01:00:29,831 --> 01:00:31,064
Bing!
1405
01:00:31,099 --> 01:00:32,099
Grandpa!
1406
01:00:32,135 --> 01:00:34,570
Did my woman suck
this man's cock?
1407
01:00:34,608 --> 01:00:35,539
No.
1408
01:00:35,577 --> 01:00:36,944
Sucked it real good.
1409
01:00:36,978 --> 01:00:38,077
-You!
-You seen it?
1410
01:00:38,114 --> 01:00:40,449
Licked his
pooper hole, too.
1411
01:00:40,485 --> 01:00:41,618
His butthole.
1412
01:00:41,655 --> 01:00:42,353
No, Scott.
1413
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:44,858
My butthole is
unlicked today.
1414
01:00:44,894 --> 01:00:47,597
You little adulterer,
coming into my beautiful home,
1415
01:00:47,632 --> 01:00:50,535
making my angel eat
at your gas station.
1416
01:00:50,572 --> 01:00:52,607
I got some bad, bad
news for you, boy.
1417
01:00:52,643 --> 01:00:55,479
Your timing's all sorts of
shit because I'm back on
1418
01:00:55,516 --> 01:00:56,715
the juice, motherfucker.
1419
01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:57,818
I'm sorry, doc.
1420
01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,021
He's gonna fuck you up.
1421
01:00:59,057 --> 01:01:00,625
-Yeah, that's right.
-Scott, Scott!
1422
01:01:00,661 --> 01:01:02,562
Just calm down
for just a second.
1423
01:01:02,597 --> 01:01:03,496
Yeah, yeah.
1424
01:01:03,532 --> 01:01:04,632
What you got,
what you got?
1425
01:01:04,670 --> 01:01:06,003
Fuck that shit, boy.
1426
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:07,038
Come on, bring it on.
1427
01:01:07,074 --> 01:01:08,641
Come on, dog.
1428
01:01:09,612 --> 01:01:11,815
Cool your motherfucking
jets, Scott.
1429
01:01:11,851 --> 01:01:12,983
What are you gonna do?
1430
01:01:13,018 --> 01:01:14,685
Shoot me with a water gun?
1431
01:01:14,724 --> 01:01:16,592
Do not make me
pull this trigger.
1432
01:01:16,628 --> 01:01:17,561
Go time!
1433
01:01:40,543 --> 01:01:42,009
Wiggins! Dad!
1434
01:01:42,045 --> 01:01:43,011
You're not gonna
believe this.
1435
01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:45,082
I just hooked up with
Kendra and I shot a load
1436
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:46,085
into Scott's mouth.
1437
01:01:46,121 --> 01:01:46,987
What?
1438
01:01:47,023 --> 01:01:48,222
Well not technically
I didn't shoot...
1439
01:01:48,259 --> 01:01:49,893
No, no, no,
technically I did.
1440
01:01:49,929 --> 01:01:50,661
It doesn't matter!
1441
01:01:50,697 --> 01:01:51,730
The point is...
1442
01:01:51,768 --> 01:01:54,670
I'm about to win
this fucking...
1443
01:01:54,706 --> 01:01:56,541
Bet?
1444
01:01:57,143 --> 01:01:58,676
I'm part of a bet?
1445
01:01:58,713 --> 01:02:00,246
Look, look, look...
1446
01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:02,786
- I can explain.
- You can explain?
1447
01:02:02,822 --> 01:02:05,659
I don't think that
needs explanation.
1448
01:02:05,695 --> 01:02:07,094
This is disgusting.
1449
01:02:07,130 --> 01:02:08,498
Are you kidding right now?
1450
01:02:08,534 --> 01:02:10,000
Don't touch me!
1451
01:02:10,036 --> 01:02:12,004
I am so freaked
out right now.
1452
01:02:12,041 --> 01:02:14,177
I never want to
see you again.
1453
01:02:14,211 --> 01:02:15,679
Don't say that.
Amanda, please...
1454
01:02:15,717 --> 01:02:16,983
Don't.
1455
01:02:25,068 --> 01:02:26,770
Who are you?
1456
01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:35,219
Yeah, man...
Who are you?
1457
01:02:47,315 --> 01:02:49,115
Heard the big news.
1458
01:02:49,152 --> 01:02:50,617
You fucked it all up.
1459
01:02:50,655 --> 01:02:52,723
I gotta admit, for a
second there you had me
1460
01:02:52,759 --> 01:02:53,958
genuinely concerned.
1461
01:02:53,994 --> 01:02:55,161
Nine girls, one guy.
1462
01:02:55,197 --> 01:02:56,297
Not bad.
1463
01:02:56,335 --> 01:02:58,036
I tip my dick to you, sir.
1464
01:02:58,670 --> 01:03:02,308
You actually came here
just to be a dick to me?
1465
01:03:02,347 --> 01:03:03,846
Listen to me, you
quivering pussy.
1466
01:03:03,882 --> 01:03:05,784
This bet was your shot.
1467
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:07,721
I gave it to you on a
silver fucking platter.
1468
01:03:07,755 --> 01:03:10,925
But you, as you do, kept
up the family tradition.
1469
01:03:10,963 --> 01:03:11,996
Failure.
1470
01:03:12,032 --> 01:03:14,000
So I think my family can't
take anything else from
1471
01:03:14,036 --> 01:03:15,135
your family.
1472
01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:17,005
My dad takes your
dad's company.
1473
01:03:17,041 --> 01:03:19,877
I take this shithole you
call a video store, and
1474
01:03:19,914 --> 01:03:22,217
then tomorrow when you
lose that bet, I'm gonna
1475
01:03:22,253 --> 01:03:23,885
make you and
daddy homeless.
1476
01:03:23,922 --> 01:03:24,955
You know why?
1477
01:03:24,992 --> 01:03:27,929
Cause you and all your
little friends, you're all
1478
01:03:27,965 --> 01:03:29,766
a bunch of
fucking weirdos.
1479
01:03:29,802 --> 01:03:32,772
I win, you lose.
1480
01:03:32,807 --> 01:03:34,240
Suck my dick.
1481
01:03:38,153 --> 01:03:39,119
See you at the
game tomorrow.
1482
01:03:39,155 --> 01:03:40,588
You can sick my dick.
1483
01:03:44,164 --> 01:03:46,632
...watching anime porn
and I catch the dude...
1484
01:03:46,670 --> 01:03:48,103
What the fuck are
you doing, man?
1485
01:03:48,139 --> 01:03:49,306
What's it look like
I'm doing, Jackson?
1486
01:03:49,342 --> 01:03:51,077
Okay, dude, chill. Clearly you
just need to talk about...
1487
01:03:51,112 --> 01:03:52,612
Talk about what, Ed?
1488
01:03:52,650 --> 01:03:54,250
How you two
ruined my life?
1489
01:03:54,286 --> 01:03:56,086
Dude, you were this close
to winning the bet.
1490
01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:57,891
Don't you dare
back out now.
1491
01:03:57,927 --> 01:03:59,093
I don't fucking
care about the bet.
1492
01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:00,028
I don't care
about the bet.
1493
01:04:00,067 --> 01:04:02,300
I've lost the only
person I wanna be with.
1494
01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:07,043
-Scott Quaker.
-God...
1495
01:04:07,079 --> 01:04:08,012
It's not, I didn't...
1496
01:04:08,047 --> 01:04:09,680
God damnit!
1497
01:04:10,788 --> 01:04:12,320
What? She'll understand, right?
1498
01:04:12,356 --> 01:04:13,824
We'll just go by her
house, explain the
1499
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,626
situation she'll get it.
1500
01:04:15,663 --> 01:04:17,364
She'll understand what, Ed?
That she was right?
1501
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,204
She's part of some stupid bet
that my friends got me into.
1502
01:04:20,239 --> 01:04:23,610
I cannot believe I let you
guys convince me to do this.
1503
01:04:26,418 --> 01:04:27,885
Fuck you.
1504
01:04:27,922 --> 01:04:29,021
Fuck me?
1505
01:04:29,057 --> 01:04:33,027
Dude, you sit here all day
bitching and moaning about
1506
01:04:33,065 --> 01:04:35,300
your life and things
that happen to you.
1507
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,073
Be it girls, or your job.
1508
01:04:37,108 --> 01:04:38,641
Man, fuck, even us!
1509
01:04:38,677 --> 01:04:40,778
And when shit doesn't go
your way, you go on the
1510
01:04:40,815 --> 01:04:43,952
fucking rag and just bitch about
how shit Denton's life is.
1511
01:04:43,989 --> 01:04:45,255
Back me up on
this, Wiggins.
1512
01:04:45,293 --> 01:04:46,057
I still wet the bed.
1513
01:04:46,094 --> 01:04:47,929
I can't really talk.
1514
01:04:47,963 --> 01:04:49,096
God damn shame.
1515
01:04:49,132 --> 01:04:50,098
Are you kidding me?
1516
01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:51,871
How shit my life is?
1517
01:04:51,905 --> 01:04:54,173
Jackson, when's the last time
you hooked up with a chick?
1518
01:04:54,210 --> 01:04:54,974
What was it years?
1519
01:04:55,010 --> 01:04:56,143
And by the way,
your shakes suck.
1520
01:04:56,179 --> 01:04:57,212
And you, Ed?
1521
01:04:57,248 --> 01:04:59,449
You are so full of shit.
1522
01:04:59,485 --> 01:05:01,688
You're this love guru,
but except the only girl
1523
01:05:01,724 --> 01:05:03,860
you've ever been
with you married.
1524
01:05:03,896 --> 01:05:06,865
You two have been living
vicariously through me,
1525
01:05:06,902 --> 01:05:09,137
but it's not you who
has the shit life.
1526
01:05:09,173 --> 01:05:10,606
It's me!
1527
01:05:11,179 --> 01:05:13,113
Get out.
Just get out of here.
1528
01:05:13,148 --> 01:05:14,148
All of you.
1529
01:05:14,184 --> 01:05:16,052
And take this
trash with you.
1530
01:05:21,699 --> 01:05:22,431
Come on, Wiggins.
1531
01:05:22,469 --> 01:05:23,867
Wiggins, get out here.
1532
01:05:23,903 --> 01:05:25,271
-Get the fuck out!
-Wiggins!
1533
01:05:25,309 --> 01:05:27,344
Wiggins, get the
fuck out of here!
1534
01:05:27,378 --> 01:05:28,444
You've upset Wiggins.
1535
01:05:28,481 --> 01:05:29,814
Wiggins, go.
1536
01:05:29,851 --> 01:05:31,952
He's a fucking mess.
1537
01:05:31,987 --> 01:05:32,953
I'll leave you one.
1538
01:05:32,989 --> 01:05:33,888
I'll leave you one.
1539
01:05:33,925 --> 01:05:34,690
Go!
1540
01:05:34,726 --> 01:05:36,693
Wiggins is my friend now.
He's...
1541
01:05:36,731 --> 01:05:38,365
Get out, get out!
1542
01:05:48,989 --> 01:05:50,155
D-dad.
1543
01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:52,292
Not you, you
don't have to go.
1544
01:05:54,266 --> 01:05:58,170
I refuse to let the lovely
Legos lose her virginity
1545
01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:00,411
in this den of sadness.
1546
01:06:00,447 --> 01:06:03,350
You need to be alone
right now anyway, son.
1547
01:06:03,385 --> 01:06:05,820
You got a lot
to think about.
1548
01:07:33,003 --> 01:07:33,869
Your dad's coming.
1549
01:07:33,905 --> 01:07:35,105
Yeah.
1550
01:07:35,141 --> 01:07:37,778
How'd it go
with lady Lego?
1551
01:07:38,983 --> 01:07:40,350
It was horrible.
1552
01:07:40,385 --> 01:07:42,519
We all went to the
field last night.
1553
01:07:42,557 --> 01:07:45,195
He got butt naked and made
us all gather around her
1554
01:07:45,230 --> 01:07:47,865
as he mounted her right
over there on home plate.
1555
01:07:47,902 --> 01:07:51,539
On first thrust, she
exploded into a million pieces.
1556
01:07:51,576 --> 01:07:56,315
He just sat there defeated as
his bruised old boner went limp.
1557
01:07:56,353 --> 01:07:58,855
Saddest shit
I've ever seen.
1558
01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:01,027
Well, well, well...
1559
01:08:01,630 --> 01:08:03,230
Look at these
video fun fucks.
1560
01:08:03,266 --> 01:08:04,299
You guys excited?
1561
01:08:04,336 --> 01:08:07,539
You like the smell of the
field, the cut grass,
1562
01:08:07,576 --> 01:08:10,278
the stands full of quivering
lady pussies waiting
1563
01:08:10,315 --> 01:08:13,184
for the B dog to
satisfy them??
1564
01:08:13,221 --> 01:08:15,957
God, I wanted to see you
guys lose, but to see you
1565
01:08:15,993 --> 01:08:18,362
lose in front of a packed house,
life is fucking sweet.
1566
01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:20,565
Like brown sugar
on white pussy.
1567
01:08:20,601 --> 01:08:23,974
Hey look, y'all, President
and CEO of Goldman Nutsucks.
1568
01:08:24,010 --> 01:08:26,177
Sorry, guys, I don't
speak poor person.
1569
01:08:26,216 --> 01:08:27,248
Mary Kate.
1570
01:08:27,283 --> 01:08:28,516
Ashley.
1571
01:08:28,552 --> 01:08:30,119
You ladies eighteen yet?
1572
01:08:30,155 --> 01:08:31,957
Jackson, I know you're
gonna miss this most so
1573
01:08:31,993 --> 01:08:34,228
really try and
enjoy it, okay?
1574
01:08:34,262 --> 01:08:35,896
Good luck out
there, ladies.
1575
01:08:42,448 --> 01:08:44,115
He almost hit that truck.
1576
01:08:54,273 --> 01:08:55,672
Gentlemen.
1577
01:08:55,707 --> 01:09:00,414
It's been an honor serving
with you on that battlefield.
1578
01:09:00,453 --> 01:09:06,195
You fought like warrior
poets in the days of old,
1579
01:09:06,230 --> 01:09:13,242
but I ask you one last
time to fight with me.
1580
01:09:13,278 --> 01:09:14,511
Can you do that?
1581
01:09:14,546 --> 01:09:17,516
Fight with me!
1582
01:09:20,658 --> 01:09:22,893
Spit on me.
1583
01:09:22,930 --> 01:09:24,430
I got some in my mouth.
1584
01:09:24,466 --> 01:09:27,269
Thanks for coming out, folks,
to the last game of the season.
1585
01:09:27,307 --> 01:09:29,409
It's gonna be a doozey.
1586
01:09:29,444 --> 01:09:32,581
Now batting, Jackson Price.
1587
01:09:34,655 --> 01:09:35,988
What's in this?
1588
01:09:36,024 --> 01:09:37,692
Jackson's shake
masterpiece.
1589
01:09:37,729 --> 01:09:39,897
The final cuntdown.
1590
01:09:41,572 --> 01:09:43,072
That was a good pitch.
1591
01:09:43,106 --> 01:09:44,707
There's something I need
to talk to you about.
1592
01:09:44,743 --> 01:09:46,076
Yeah?
1593
01:09:46,112 --> 01:09:47,078
What is that?
1594
01:09:47,114 --> 01:09:48,213
Balls on chin.
1595
01:09:48,252 --> 01:09:50,486
Dude, I'm not in the mood
for jokes right now, man.
1596
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,190
Remember the tri-county
little league championships?
1597
01:09:53,228 --> 01:09:54,493
Yeah, yeah.
Who could forget?
1598
01:09:54,529 --> 01:09:57,132
You got hit in the face
twice in one game.
1599
01:09:57,167 --> 01:09:59,435
Taking those two balls
to the chin was the best
1600
01:09:59,472 --> 01:10:01,106
thing I ever did.
1601
01:10:01,143 --> 01:10:02,542
Why, what do you mean?
1602
01:10:02,581 --> 01:10:05,516
Everyone knew I wasn't
gonna get on base and if I
1603
01:10:05,551 --> 01:10:07,353
struck out, which I
was going to, the game
1604
01:10:07,390 --> 01:10:09,024
would've been over, right?
1605
01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:12,297
My only option to get on base
was to get hit by a pitch.
1606
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,167
Wait a minute, you
did that on purpose?
1607
01:10:14,204 --> 01:10:17,141
Yeah, I had to drink through
a straw for three months and
1608
01:10:17,177 --> 01:10:18,476
it was worth it.
1609
01:10:18,512 --> 01:10:20,547
We won because I didn't
accept the shitty hand of
1610
01:10:20,582 --> 01:10:22,216
cards that fate dealt me.
1611
01:10:22,253 --> 01:10:24,454
I took destiny
into my own hands.
1612
01:10:24,492 --> 01:10:26,694
Old man opportunity
knocked, the sixth grade
1613
01:10:26,730 --> 01:10:31,036
version of myself answered
the door, and then I took
1614
01:10:31,072 --> 01:10:33,274
his two balls on my chin.
1615
01:10:37,085 --> 01:10:38,351
No, no! No, no, no!
1616
01:10:38,389 --> 01:10:39,255
Run, run.
1617
01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:40,257
Where's your glove?
1618
01:10:40,292 --> 01:10:41,592
Where's your glove?
1619
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,230
Safe.
1620
01:10:46,805 --> 01:10:48,472
Good lead off, red.
1621
01:10:48,509 --> 01:10:51,846
Fuck all your mothers.
1622
01:10:51,882 --> 01:10:53,382
All of them.
1623
01:10:54,118 --> 01:10:55,318
You're up, D.
1624
01:10:56,157 --> 01:10:57,623
Let's light this bitch up.
1625
01:10:57,659 --> 01:10:59,260
On your games, boys.
1626
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:06,542
Now batting, Denton Baker.
1627
01:11:06,578 --> 01:11:08,380
Son of a bitch.
1628
01:11:08,716 --> 01:11:09,748
Dude, you suck.
1629
01:11:09,784 --> 01:11:11,487
Strike.
1630
01:11:12,224 --> 01:11:13,056
You know what, Lucas?
1631
01:11:13,092 --> 01:11:14,492
You want some esse?
1632
01:11:14,529 --> 01:11:16,297
According to this
contract, the bet's not
1633
01:11:16,332 --> 01:11:18,167
over til the end of
this season, right?
1634
01:11:18,203 --> 01:11:19,302
Yeah.
1635
01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:21,740
Well there's still eight innings
left to win this thing.
1636
01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:24,279
-Okay, okay.
-Hey, Jackson.
1637
01:11:24,315 --> 01:11:26,483
Game's not over, boys!
1638
01:11:28,324 --> 01:11:30,126
You're right.
1639
01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:31,761
I have been a pussy.
1640
01:11:35,872 --> 01:11:39,410
I need you to
stall this game.
1641
01:11:45,190 --> 01:11:46,090
Help!
1642
01:11:46,127 --> 01:11:48,896
My jockstrap is
twisted around my balls.
1643
01:11:48,932 --> 01:11:50,565
Come on.
Delay of game, blue!
1644
01:11:50,603 --> 01:11:53,373
You know, I wanted to wear
it like Maris did during
1645
01:11:53,408 --> 01:11:56,179
his 61 homerun season.
1646
01:11:56,215 --> 01:11:58,885
I read that he did that on
the back of his baseball card.
1647
01:11:58,921 --> 01:11:59,920
This is bullshit, Jackson.
1648
01:11:59,956 --> 01:12:02,358
I'm a bit of a
card collector.
1649
01:12:02,395 --> 01:12:03,528
Tops.
1650
01:12:03,564 --> 01:12:05,398
Hey, focus!
Don't look at him!
1651
01:12:05,435 --> 01:12:06,468
Look at me.
1652
01:12:06,502 --> 01:12:07,568
Don't look at me.
1653
01:12:07,605 --> 01:12:10,542
Fleer, Waxpacks.
1654
01:12:10,578 --> 01:12:11,577
Where you going?
1655
01:12:11,613 --> 01:12:13,748
To take a set of
balls on the chin.
1656
01:12:13,784 --> 01:12:15,418
What?
1657
01:12:15,889 --> 01:12:16,887
What, is he gay now?
1658
01:12:16,922 --> 01:12:18,590
No, no, it's a metaphor.
1659
01:12:18,627 --> 01:12:21,130
Honis Wagner of
the Honis Wanger card.
1660
01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:22,399
Blue!
1661
01:12:22,436 --> 01:12:23,635
-Delay of game.
-Wayne Gretsky.
1662
01:12:23,671 --> 01:12:25,606
God!
1663
01:12:25,643 --> 01:12:28,279
It's like a
hangman's noose!
1664
01:12:47,219 --> 01:12:50,591
And that was the Sneeches
by Dr. Seuss.
1665
01:12:51,662 --> 01:12:53,730
Do you guys know what the
moral of the story is?
1666
01:12:53,766 --> 01:12:57,271
The moral of the story is
that there was this one
1667
01:12:57,309 --> 01:12:59,244
boy sneech who
was confused.
1668
01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:00,912
What are you doing?
1669
01:13:00,948 --> 01:13:06,925
There was this girl sneech who
was amazing and beautiful and
1670
01:13:06,961 --> 01:13:12,403
funny and confident in who she
is and he thought to himself.
1671
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,442
He thought, you know what?
You know what I need?
1672
01:13:14,476 --> 01:13:17,346
I need, I need, I need a
couple stars under my belt
1673
01:13:17,382 --> 01:13:18,949
to really impress
this girl.
1674
01:13:18,985 --> 01:13:21,487
The girl sneech.
1675
01:13:21,521 --> 01:13:23,724
So he goes over to his boys in
Whoville and he says to them...
1676
01:13:23,761 --> 01:13:24,961
They were like, you
know what, dude?
1677
01:13:24,997 --> 01:13:27,498
You need, you need
to be confident.
1678
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:29,872
You need to be like
the Cat in the Hat.
1679
01:13:29,907 --> 01:13:31,875
So he goes over and he
slams some beers with
1680
01:13:31,911 --> 01:13:34,914
Thing 1 and Thing 2, he
hits the town, he hooks up
1681
01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,653
with a bunch of chicks.
1682
01:13:37,524 --> 01:13:40,594
That's not who he is.
1683
01:13:40,630 --> 01:13:42,364
That's not what
he's about.
1684
01:13:43,436 --> 01:13:46,907
He's more like the
Lorax in reality.
1685
01:13:46,943 --> 01:13:50,014
Planting grickle grass,
and climbing truckular
1686
01:13:50,051 --> 01:13:52,987
trees, and smoking cheese
with the Barbaluts.
1687
01:13:53,024 --> 01:13:54,859
What are you
trying to say?
1688
01:13:56,595 --> 01:13:59,633
Amanda, I fell in love
with you this summer.
1689
01:14:01,974 --> 01:14:05,679
I screwed it up.
I just screwed it up.
1690
01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:09,854
But you need to know that
the man that I was when I
1691
01:14:09,890 --> 01:14:13,429
was with you, that's
who I really am.
1692
01:14:14,265 --> 01:14:16,268
Yeah, the sneech may have
stolen a blind girl's
1693
01:14:16,304 --> 01:14:18,305
glasses and shot a jizz
pistol in a dude's mouth.
1694
01:14:18,341 --> 01:14:18,939
That happened.
1695
01:14:18,975 --> 01:14:20,542
That did.
1696
01:14:20,579 --> 01:14:23,382
I'm not asking you
for a second chance.
1697
01:14:23,418 --> 01:14:26,288
If this is the last time
I get to see you then I
1698
01:14:26,324 --> 01:14:31,699
understand, but you need
to know that from now on
1699
01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:34,939
I'm gonna be
who I really am.
1700
01:14:34,975 --> 01:14:37,478
Who I always was.
1701
01:14:39,318 --> 01:14:42,655
The sneech knows where
his real star is.
1702
01:14:45,497 --> 01:14:46,731
Okay.
1703
01:14:49,105 --> 01:14:50,672
Okay.
1704
01:14:56,052 --> 01:14:58,055
I'm so lonely.
1705
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:03,029
How we doing, boys?
1706
01:15:03,068 --> 01:15:06,506
Good, man. Bottom of nine,
all tied up.
1707
01:15:06,541 --> 01:15:08,007
How'd it go?
1708
01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:12,819
Not the
smoothest actually.
1709
01:15:12,853 --> 01:15:14,921
But atleast I
came clean to her.
1710
01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:18,563
Yeah, well you're a better
man for it and all that.
1711
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:19,966
Right.
1712
01:15:20,002 --> 01:15:21,335
You're up, D.
1713
01:15:21,372 --> 01:15:22,371
Here we go!
1714
01:15:22,407 --> 01:15:23,440
Here we go!
1715
01:15:23,475 --> 01:15:24,708
Big D.
1716
01:15:25,447 --> 01:15:26,413
Here we go.
1717
01:15:26,449 --> 01:15:27,882
Move it back.
Here we go.
1718
01:15:27,917 --> 01:15:29,483
-Big hitter, big hitter!
-Denton.
1719
01:15:29,521 --> 01:15:31,524
Let's go.
1720
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,993
Dead man walking.
1721
01:15:36,804 --> 01:15:38,538
Everyone's getting
fucked in the ass.
1722
01:15:38,574 --> 01:15:40,509
I'm gonna fuck so many
bitches in your house,
1723
01:15:40,546 --> 01:15:41,779
it's gonna be disgusting.
1724
01:15:41,814 --> 01:15:44,885
Every single one of these fucks
is getting fucked in the ass.
1725
01:15:44,921 --> 01:15:48,426
Yeah, you're whole bedroom is
gonna be painted in my semen.
1726
01:15:49,896 --> 01:15:51,564
Time out!
1727
01:15:56,476 --> 01:15:57,743
Are you...
1728
01:15:58,582 --> 01:16:00,048
Hey, hi, hi!
1729
01:16:01,119 --> 01:16:03,389
Denton, did you really
mean what you said?
1730
01:16:04,895 --> 01:16:06,796
It's the most honest
I've been all summer.
1731
01:16:06,832 --> 01:16:08,065
This is bullshit.
1732
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:10,068
Is this bet really
that important to you?
1733
01:16:10,105 --> 01:16:11,338
No.
1734
01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:12,274
Come on.
1735
01:16:12,310 --> 01:16:14,311
It's not as important
as being with you.
1736
01:16:15,516 --> 01:16:17,418
Let's play ball.
1737
01:16:29,712 --> 01:16:31,880
I gotta full on
Louisville Chubber.
1738
01:16:31,917 --> 01:16:33,050
Me too.
1739
01:16:35,658 --> 01:16:37,626
-Now go win this game.
-Okay.
1740
01:16:41,704 --> 01:16:42,903
Hey, Amanda?
1741
01:16:42,939 --> 01:16:45,108
Hi, Amanda Morrison?
1742
01:16:45,145 --> 01:16:46,778
-Yeah.
-I'm Denise Davids.
1743
01:16:46,814 --> 01:16:47,645
You don't know me.
1744
01:16:47,684 --> 01:16:49,685
Listen, I'm not
gonna hurt you, okay?
1745
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:52,790
I do have to show you
something right now.
1746
01:16:52,827 --> 01:16:53,993
It's important.
1747
01:16:54,029 --> 01:16:55,462
You may not like it.
1748
01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:57,001
But you might.
1749
01:16:58,003 --> 01:16:58,801
Here we go, D.
1750
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:00,875
Knock his cock right
off of his body.
1751
01:17:00,911 --> 01:17:02,210
We want pain, we
wanna see blood.
1752
01:17:02,246 --> 01:17:04,715
-Here we go!
-Alright.
1753
01:17:04,752 --> 01:17:06,419
Let's see what you got.
1754
01:17:09,796 --> 01:17:10,929
This one's for you, daddy.
1755
01:17:10,965 --> 01:17:12,800
Son, I'm so
proud of you.
1756
01:17:12,836 --> 01:17:14,168
Here we go, D.
Right in his pussy.
1757
01:17:14,204 --> 01:17:15,837
Right in his pussy.
1758
01:17:15,875 --> 01:17:17,108
Here we go.
Here we go.
1759
01:17:17,145 --> 01:17:18,411
Big hitter, big hitter.
1760
01:17:20,185 --> 01:17:23,122
You always made me proud,
and you know what,
1761
01:17:23,157 --> 01:17:25,025
your momma was proud, too.
1762
01:17:34,514 --> 01:17:35,880
Yo, B, we got a problem, dog.
1763
01:17:35,914 --> 01:17:36,980
Don't answer it.
Shut up.
1764
01:17:37,018 --> 01:17:38,184
Last night's movie leaked.
1765
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:39,654
Are you shitting me?
1766
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:43,528
Is this train
going to Paris?
1767
01:17:43,564 --> 01:17:44,896
Why indeed it is, ma'am.
1768
01:17:44,935 --> 01:17:45,934
All aboard.
1769
01:17:45,970 --> 01:17:48,204
Next stop, the
Eiffel Tower.
1770
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:49,875
I love big, erect things.
1771
01:17:49,912 --> 01:17:52,915
Well you are in luck, ma'am,
because we have two.
1772
01:17:57,793 --> 01:18:00,229
Let's get a moving here.
1773
01:18:00,266 --> 01:18:01,900
My god.
1774
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,852
Full steam ahead!
1775
01:19:23,104 --> 01:19:24,603
Fuck what you stand for!
1776
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,675
Fuck everything
that you like!
1777
01:19:26,712 --> 01:19:27,578
Yes!
1778
01:19:31,287 --> 01:19:32,253
You fucking...
1779
01:19:32,288 --> 01:19:34,557
You little son of a bitch!
1780
01:19:35,262 --> 01:19:36,695
Shut the fuck up, old man!
1781
01:19:36,733 --> 01:19:37,599
Hey, you know
what, Jackson?
1782
01:19:37,635 --> 01:19:38,900
You can have the game.
1783
01:19:38,935 --> 01:19:40,871
You'll never play in
this league again.
1784
01:19:40,908 --> 01:19:42,241
Denton lost the
fucking bet.
1785
01:19:42,277 --> 01:19:44,846
Actually, Lucas,
no, he didn't.
1786
01:19:44,882 --> 01:19:45,948
You're bitch 11.
1787
01:19:45,985 --> 01:19:47,219
He's still one bitch shy.
1788
01:19:47,255 --> 01:19:48,755
That means your
house is mine.
1789
01:19:48,791 --> 01:19:50,692
And I'm gonna burn it to
the goddamn ground right
1790
01:19:50,729 --> 01:19:53,865
after I take a
huge shit in it.
1791
01:19:53,902 --> 01:19:55,234
Denise.
1792
01:19:55,273 --> 01:19:58,143
I think you have one more
text message to send.
1793
01:19:58,176 --> 01:19:59,342
What?
1794
01:20:09,064 --> 01:20:14,071
For our next motion picture,
the Pole Her Express.
1795
01:20:16,014 --> 01:20:18,349
Is this train going
to the south pole?
1796
01:20:18,384 --> 01:20:23,024
It isn't, ma'am, but
you can go south on my pole.
1797
01:20:23,061 --> 01:20:24,895
Let me slide
on down here.
1798
01:20:31,180 --> 01:20:32,914
Lord, here we go.
1799
01:20:32,948 --> 01:20:35,183
Santa's dropping his load.
1800
01:20:35,921 --> 01:20:38,021
That's a whole lot of egg nog.
1801
01:20:38,059 --> 01:20:40,929
You're welcome.
Merry Christmas to you.
1802
01:20:40,965 --> 01:20:44,836
Twelve girls in one summer.
1803
01:20:44,873 --> 01:20:45,907
Damn!
1804
01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:49,813
As my first official act
as the new CEO of Mr. B's
1805
01:20:49,850 --> 01:20:51,751
Gourmet Condoms...
1806
01:20:52,255 --> 01:20:55,726
Mr. Lucas, you're
fucking fired.
1807
01:20:55,762 --> 01:20:59,333
Brandon, you are
super fucking fired.
1808
01:20:59,368 --> 01:21:01,871
What the hell is
going on?
1809
01:21:01,908 --> 01:21:06,381
The contact signed
by Brandon himself.
1810
01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:10,055
Daddy, I can explain.
1811
01:21:12,762 --> 01:21:13,895
You goddamn fucking moron!
1812
01:21:13,932 --> 01:21:15,432
Daddy, I'm sorry!
1813
01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:16,369
You greedy little shit.
1814
01:21:16,405 --> 01:21:18,340
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
-Jesus fucking...
1815
01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:20,109
Yeah, that's right.
1816
01:21:20,145 --> 01:21:22,414
You guys can suck
our black dicks.
1817
01:21:22,451 --> 01:21:25,453
Yeah, man. You can suck
all our black dicks.
1818
01:21:25,490 --> 01:21:26,524
That's right, boy.
1819
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,931
Now as my second official
act as the CEO, I intend
1820
01:21:29,966 --> 01:21:33,770
to return the company back to
its original owner and creator.
1821
01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:36,275
The world's
greatest inventor.
1822
01:21:36,313 --> 01:21:37,378
My dad.
1823
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:38,515
-Me?
-Yes.
1824
01:21:38,551 --> 01:21:40,051
-You're giving it to me?
-Yes
1825
01:21:40,087 --> 01:21:42,824
- Me? My god.
- Yeah.
1826
01:21:43,261 --> 01:21:46,065
I kinda have a
thing for inventors.
1827
01:21:48,002 --> 01:21:50,037
-And you.
-No.
1828
01:21:50,074 --> 01:21:54,514
But there's still
something that I owe you.
1829
01:21:54,548 --> 01:21:55,515
Boom!
1830
01:21:55,551 --> 01:21:56,784
Dad! Dad?
1831
01:21:56,822 --> 01:21:58,122
That's right, Brandon.
1832
01:21:58,158 --> 01:22:00,126
We throw low around here.
1833
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:05,002
Rain jimmies on these bitches.
1834
01:22:05,038 --> 01:22:07,340
Get 'em up!
Throw 'em up!
1835
01:22:07,377 --> 01:22:08,376
All of them!
1836
01:22:08,412 --> 01:22:09,912
Get all of them!
1837
01:22:09,949 --> 01:22:12,418
Look, Amanda, about these
last couple months.
1838
01:22:12,454 --> 01:22:14,789
Screw your past.
1839
01:22:20,171 --> 01:22:24,444
Besides, I still haven't
told you about my summer.
1840
01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:25,345
What?
1841
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:45,109
So let me get
this straight.
1842
01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:46,478
You own the company.
1843
01:23:46,515 --> 01:23:47,347
Yup.
1844
01:23:47,384 --> 01:23:48,550
You stole the company.
1845
01:23:48,586 --> 01:23:49,552
Yup.
1846
01:23:49,587 --> 01:23:53,192
You won it back because
your son won a bet where
1847
01:23:53,229 --> 01:23:56,231
he had to sleep with
twelve girls in a summer.
1848
01:23:56,269 --> 01:23:57,435
A whole summer.
1849
01:23:57,470 --> 01:23:59,070
You nailed it.
1850
01:24:03,483 --> 01:24:04,617
Gluten free.
1851
01:24:05,523 --> 01:24:06,889
Gluten free.
1852
01:24:07,305 --> 01:24:13,216
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