Original subtitles

[ grunting ]

[ sneezes ]

[ screaming ]

♪

♪ One, two ♪

♪ Don't call us freaks of nature ♪

♪ We're more than sticks and stones ♪

♪ This life has more to offer ♪

♪ Than you'll find on your own ♪

♪ You haven't seen us lately ♪

♪ We're underestimated ♪

♪ We may look small and delicate ♪

♪ No, no, no, no ♪

♪ We are The Mighty Ones ♪

♪ Together we feel so strong ♪

♪ You better get to know us ♪

♪ We are The Mighty Ones ♪♪

‐ You good?

‐ Yeah. ‐ Rocksy, you good?

‐ Yep. Berry?

‐ In position!

‐ Sling me.

[ Berry grunting ]

‐ It's pretty taut.

‐ You can go further.

My core can take an amazing amount of punishment.

‐ As long as everyone's okay with it!

[ Twig screaming ]

Mush!

‐ Anything you'd like to say before I launch you?

‐ No! Please, no.

‐ Yes! I take to the skies, not just for me, but for‐‐

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Woohoo!

Take that, gravity!

[ Rocksy squealing ]

‐ Oh, she's really getting up there. ‐ Yeah.

‐ Did Rocksy come down yet? ‐ Nah. Oh, wait, here she comes.

[ Rocksy screaming ]

Hi, Rocksy.

‐ What was it like up there?

‐ Actually, it's pretty much the same as down here.

Bunch of twigs and leaves.

[ Twig screams ]

But I found this rock.

‐ Hold up, hold up, hold up, let me see that rock.

Hmm, I'm pretty sure this is an egg.

‐ You think? ‐ Oh!

‐ Oh, watch it!

I could've cracked over here, ya bunch of careless jokers.

[ Berry screams ]

‐ Did he just say the "J" word? ‐ Hey, take it over easy over there!

‐ Hey, without me, you'd still be up in that tree.

Alone.

‐ You mean in my nest? ‐ What?

‐ You know, a nest. It's where a bird lives?

Ugh, I'm an egg,

I'm supposed to stay in the nest until I hatch, ya bunch of ding dongs.

‐ What the heck? ‐ Ugh, rude.

‐ Oh, my gravel! We have to make this right!

Don't worry, little egg, we'll take care of you.

We'll do whatever it takes.

‐ Oh, whatever it takes, hmm?

‐ Let's just get him back up on the tree. Problem solved.

‐ Yeah, right back where he belongs, under that bird's butt.

[ echoing ] Bird's butt, bird's butt, bird' butt.

[ fart ]

‐ The slingshot!

We can blast him back up with the slingshot!

‐ No, no, that's not gonna work.

You see, once you've touched an egg...

‐ What? ‐ The momma bird will never take it back!

[ gasp ]

‐ No!

‐ Yes! The baby bird in me will never be born!

All thanks to a group of bozos!

‐ Oh, my goodness! ‐ Ugh! This egg is a real downer.

Can't we get rid of it already?

‐ Slingshot! ‐ No, guys, this is my responsibility.

I have to take care of this egg.

Don't worry, little guy, I'm your momma now. Mmm...

‐ Mmm...

[ chuckles ]

‐ Whoa. Did you see that? ‐ Ew.

[ muffled whispers ]

‐ Uh, Rocksy. ‐ Yes?

‐ Would you, um, mind just joining us over here real quick?

‐ Hurry up, egg baby needs me.

‐ Are you sure you can take care of this egg all by yourself?

He seems, like, kind of a handful.

‐ Yeah, you're right. Four moms are better than one!

Thanks for volunteering! Four moms!

‐ I think maybe Rocksy's got a point.

Though egg may have a tough shell on the outside,

there's a literal baby bird on the inside

and we should probably make sure it's okay.

‐ Moms!

‐ Reporting for motherly duty! ‐ What can we do to help?

‐ Here, you can rock the egg.

‐ Rock me faster. ‐ Uh.

‐ No, no. Not that fast. ‐ Okay.

‐ Now tighter, but looser. Like a circle, but like with edges.

‐ What? ‐ Just do it better, okay?

‐ Good job, Berry!

Twig, Leaf, let's make a pile of these squishy stuffs.

[ grunting ]

There! Welcome to your new nest, little one!

‐ Aww, looks nice. ‐ Easy...

What do you think?

‐ Hmm, you know, it's, uh, it's not bad for a bunch of blockheads.

[ chuckle ]

‐ Psh, blockheads!

‐ This egg is a jerk.

‐ Not totally chill, no. Right, Twig? Twig?

‐ Blockhead? Really?

I feel like my head's not even that block‐shaped.

Oh, does this egg even like me? Wait a sec, do I like me?

Whoa!

[ screams ]

[ laughing ]

‐ So, what do you need next? ‐ Uh, maybe...

Oh, I dunno, some food to eat?

‐ Yep, mm‐hmm, right away! ‐ Hey, don't worry, bro.

Like, anything's edible if you try hard enough. Ow!

‐ Sorry, Leaf.

But only the yard's finest morsels for our wonderful child.

And I know just the thing.

‐ Suckers! They actually believe the momma bird won't take me back.

‐ What's that? Did you say something, Eggy‐poo?

‐ [ as a baby ] Uh, baby so hungry!

Hurry up, weirdos! ‐ Ugh. Weirdos?

Rocksy, doesn't it bother you when he says stuff like that?

It bothers me.

‐ You think that it would, but the less respect he shows me,

the more I just wanna parent the heck out of him.

[ Rocksy humming ]

‐ Maybe we should take a second to unpack that?

Rocksy, you sure about this?

‐ It's gotta be the best for our baby. ‐ Hurry up and get the goo!

‐ Hey, guy, you cool if we, uh...

Oh, hey, hey there.

So, yeah, would you mind if we just...

Whoa!

Looks like we're just gonna go ahead and, uh, grab some.

Hope that's cool. Ah...

[ screaming ]

‐ Eggy‐poo! Wait 'til you see the goodies we got you!

‐ Ew. That looks yucky. ‐ Ha, ha, it is yummy, cutie of mine.

Yes, it is.

‐ Okay, she's getting really into this parenting stuff. Uh!

‐ Alright, who's ready to eat?

‐ Hey. Ow! ‐ First course,

one local glob of golden goo.

Some rare ovals!

‐ Those are so rare.

‐ Some junk I fell down a hole trying to get.

‐ Ew, yuck. Don't you dweebs have any good food?

‐ What?

‐ Hey, guys! I fixed my head.

Look, it's less blocky now. Right? Right?

[ egg laughing ]

‐ Get a load of this! Less blocky he says!

‐ I'm hideous! Don't look at me!

‐ Oh, sorry, egg, but you have to eat.

‐This tablecloth's looking at me and I don't like its face.

Can you flip it over?

‐ Alright, I'm out. Peace.

‐ Leaf! No, don't go! Moms?

[ sighs ]

‐ Another failure by my bozo moms. Baby not happy.

TWIG: Don't worry, Rocksy!

I've got some other stuff the egg might like to eat!

[ egg laughing ]

‐ Baby likey?

Psst, Twig. Keep doing it.

‐ Uh, okay.

Ow, oh, ah, ow.

Uhg! I'm sorry, Rocksy, I don't think I was cut out to be a mom!

[ crying ]

‐ Twig! Don't go! Ugh, shoot. Guess we're just down to two moms.

‐ That's what you're thinking about?

‐ Eh? ‐ You've been a super mom...

to egg.

But I don't think you've been a thoughtful friend...

to your friends.

‐ Uh, maybe I did push everyone too hard.

If you stay and help me watch over this egg,

we can do it on our terms.

Together. Squeezies?

‐ Squeezies.

‐ Hmm!

‐ Uh! ‐ Um! Oh!

Hey, juice bag,

get over here and give me some more of that good stuff.

‐ Juice bag? ‐ Berry, give him some more of your juice.

Oh, we finally found something he'll eat.

‐ Ugh! Fine! If it will shut him up. ‐ Juice! Juice! Juice!

[ Berry grunts ]

‐ Okay, that's all of it!

‐ Ah... ‐ See? He likes you.

‐ Well, that's that! ‐ More.

‐ Ugh, fine!

[ Berry grunting ]

Whoo‐wee. Uff! That's probably not good for me.

‐ More. ‐ Ugh! Rocksy, do you believe this guy?

He wants more juice, and that is not happening.

[ gasps ]

Rocksy! Were you about to juice me? I said I was done.

‐ I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.

‐ I guess I'm just a juice bag to you too, huh?

‐ No, no, it's just that the egg wanted‐‐

‐ Well, this juice bag is done ‐zo, chica! If you want juice, go suck a rock!

‐ No! Berry! Moms? Moms?

[ crying ]

What have I done? Maybe this egg is too demanding.

EGG: No, no,

your friends are the ones that are too demanding.

‐ But Berry was just trying to help and I took advantage of her.

EGG: Forget about that empty juice bag.

The egg is what's important.

So, uh, what's this I hear about rock juice?

Like is that really a thing or, uh...

‐ Wait, what? Rock juice?

‐ Uh...

‐ My friends were right! You've just been a jerk this whole time.

Maybe, I should leave too.

‐ No, wait, something's happening.

‐ Pff! Yeah, right, I'm outta here. I'm done with you.

‐ No, really. Something's happening!

Whoa! Oh! Oh! Ah!

‐ Oh, gravel! Friends, quick! Come here!

[ egg screaming ]

‐ Whoa, Rocksy! ‐ Yeah, what'd you do to him?

‐ I just yelled at him and then this happened.

[ Berry gasps ]

‐ Something's coming out!

[ egg grunting ]

[ baby bird grunting ]

Aw, the baby bird hatched.

‐ Wow, it's beautiful!

[ cheer ]

[ groan ]

‐ Huh. Oh, wow! I did it! My job is complete.

[ clears throat ]

[ bird call ]

[ helicopter sound ]

‐ Hey, wait a minute.

You said the momma bird wouldn't take the baby back.

‐ Yeah, and you bozos fell for it. You made my job real easy!

[ chuckles ]

I kinda like it here. I think I'll stay for a while.

So, uh, what do you doorknobs do for fun?

TWIG: Okay, that is enough!

‐ Fun? You think we're gonna have fun with you?

‐ Actually, Berry, I can think of something really fun we can do.

‐ Wait, wait, wait. Can't we talk this over?

I didn't mean that stuff I said before, I'm really a nice guy!

[ screaming ]

You bozos!

‐ Sometimes you just have to let 'em go. ‐ They grow up so fast.

‐ Moms!

‐ Soon the chill will return, the ground will freeze.

We must be ready, to survive.

[ grunts ]

‐ Ugh, Twig, just find the H2O already.

‐ Uh! Leaf! Right, here, Leaf!

[ grunting ]

‐ Good work, bro.

[ chuckles ]

‐ Scavenge for Survival is the best game ever.

‐ Yeah. I love Scavenge for Survival.

‐ I kinda prefer Ball‐Hoop.

‐ Yo, Rocks! You find anything to keep us warm and toasty?

‐ Try "worm" and toasty.

ALL: Beardworms!

‐ Slather these on, it'll keep the chill off.

‐ Yeah! Yeah! ‐ Oh, yeah!

‐ Killer find, Rocksy.

‐ Whoa, I wish I had some gross worms to keep my face warm.

‐ You do! We share all our finds.

That's the best part of playing Scavenge for Survival.

‐ You're right. I'm going to find something to share too!

‐ Guh! ‐ Heh!

♪ I need something to share, hi‐yah! ♪

♪ Give me something to share, hi‐yah! ♪

♪ I need something to share, hi‐‐ ♪♪

‐ Ow!

Well, hello there.

What are you doing out here alone?

Huh?

Hi‐yah!

[ gasps ]

Oh, my berry!

‐ Kensington, remember to clean up the board game

before you water the lawn.

‐ Yeah, yeah, got it.

ALL: Whoa!

‐ This place is amazing.

‐ Oh, I think I've heard of a place like this before.

What'd those weird pigeons call it?

A sitty!

‐ Wow! What do you do in a sitty?

‐ You don't have to do anything, you just sit down.

How am I the only one who knows this? You sit down in a sitty.

‐ Oh, right! ‐ Yeah! Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Duh!

‐ No, guys, we can't sit down now. There's so much here to explore.

Come on!

[ panting ]

[ grunting ]

Whoa!

Guys, guys! I can live in this one and you can live in those!

[ chuckle ]

[ gasps ]

‐ It's perfect.

‐ Ooh! Ooh! Oh!

‐ Nice! A beanbag.

‐ Hya!

Oh, a balcony.

Not a balcony!

Ooh!

What's all this crud?

Looks like a bunch of sitty stuff.

Uh! What's that over there?

[ gasps ]

What are they?

‐ Meow.

‐ My gosh. Is this paper? ‐ Meow.

‐ The colors! ‐ Meow.

‐ They're so beautiful! ‐ Meow.

‐ I need them.

‐ Meow. ‐ I need all of them.

‐ Meow.

♪ He's a Twig, yeah! ♪

♪ In the big sitty, yeah! ♪

♪ With a cape, yeah! ♪

♪ He cannot be denied! ♪♪

‐ Oh, hey, Berry! How are you liking your new digs?

[ scream ]

‐ Where did you get that cat paper? ‐ Oh, you mean my cape?

I think everyone found some actually.

‐ Really? Gimme!

I mean, heh, gimme!

No, I mean, gimme.

‐ Uh, but I kinda like how this cape makes me look fancy.

‐ Okay. You like fancy. How 'bout...

I give you one of my fancy new apartments,

and you just give me some of your cat papers.

‐ Well, if you think I could do better, uh, yeah, here, you could have my cape.

This could be fun!

‐ Hyah! Cat paper!

[ laughs ]

[ grunts ]

‐ Whoa, Twig. What's going on with your home?

‐ This wooden doll here is getting an upgrade to his entire life.

‐ Doll? ‐ And it could all be yours too.

It's simple. You give me cat papers, I give you stuff.

Mo' cat paper, mo' stuff.

‐ Oh, yes, please.

[ grunting ]

♪

Alright!

[ gasps ]

[ Rocksy panting ]

[ grunting softly ]

[ laughing ]

‐ Meow.

‐ Knock, knock!

‐ Hey, Berry! Was' good?

‐ Oh, just stopping by to collect some cat paper.

Oh, little Pebs. That ain't enough.

‐ Ha! That's all I got left.

Oh! Can you put some sunscreen on my cheeks? I'd hate to crack.

‐ Uh! ‐ Hey!

‐ I need the rest of my cat paper, or I'm gonna crack.

‐ Yeesh, fine. I'll just borrow some from you.

‐ Listen here, Ms. Squatty ‐totty, if I don't get what's mine,

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut you off.

‐ Uh, uh! Surely, I'll still get to go to my "Hot Rocks" spa treatment?

[ laughing evilly ]

‐ Consider it gone. Pack it up, boys!

‐ Oh... ‐ Why?

‐ Wha...

Berry, why are you doing this?

Can't we just share everything in this sitty like we used to,

when we played Scavenge for Survival? Huh? Huh?

Hmm...

Oh, oh, hey, guys. So, um, what are you doing?

‐ Tearing paper. What are you doing? Wait, do you live here now?

[ grunts ]

‐ Berry threw me out of my old place 'cause I didn't have any more cat paper.

Those things have warped her seeds.

‐ What? Are we talking about the same Berry?

Because our Berry has been super awesome lately.

‐ Yeah, Berry traded me this brand‐new apartment

with so many beanbags.

‐ We're headed to her Juice Bar right now. You should come!

‐ It's gonna be tight. ‐ Heh, very tight.

‐ I can't. Berry cut me off until I get more cat papers.

She's obsessed with those things.

It's like I have to have cat paper to be her friend.

‐ Here, take some of our cat papers if it makes you feel better.

Come on, brother, let's go try some of that fancy juice.

‐ Uh! Let's get juiced, baby bro! Hya!

TWIG: Oh, man, we are so tight.

‐ You guys loving my juice or what?

‐ Totally. ‐ Did you say your juice?

‐ Uh‐huh.

[ chuckles ]

Ah, I think it's time for another round.

It's your turn to pay.

Aw, sorry, fellas, that's not gonna do it.

More.

More.

Mm...

Mo'.

‐ Uh, that's all we got, Berry.

[ laughs ]

‐ Well, how are you gonna pay for your apartments

if you don't have any more cat paper? Hmm?

‐ Uh...

[ Leaf sneezes ]

‐ Alright, Berry! We need to...

Whoa!

That is a lot of cat paper.

‐ Woo‐ah! Where did all this even come from?

Hmm.

BERRY: Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Oh! Hello. Did you bring me more cat papers?

‐ More? Berry! We're pretty sure you have all the cat paper.

‐ Are you kidding me? How could that be? I still feel empty inside.

‐ Meow.

[ gasps ]

‐ Wait a minute, you're holding out on me?

Open your mouth. It's time for a cavity search!

‐ Berry, this whole cat paper obsession isn't healthy.

‐ Obsession? Obsession! I am not obsessed!

I just need to look at them all of the time.

‐ Just stop oglin' these silly things for a second and listen!

‐ No, gimme back my baby!

‐ No! I'm saving you!

[ screaming ]

‐ What have you done!

‐ I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Here, have all mine.

‐ Pft! You think two damaged blue ones

can make up for a pristine black cat paper?

Are you crazy?

‐ Actually, Berry, you're the one acting a bit crazy.

‐ What? ‐ Which is what Twig said.

‐ Seriously? ‐ Really?

What? No!

‐ Meow. ‐ You're just happy, Berr‐Berr.

‐ Meow. ‐ Yeah! That's it! I am happy.

‐ Meow.

[ sighs ]

‐ Okie‐dokie. I'm not the problem. You're the problem.

‐ Aw, man, this is so rude.

‐ Yeah. And that creep won't stop looking at me.

[ chuckles ]

[ Berry laughing ]

‐ Meow, meow, meow, meow!

Meow! We have become one now, cat paper!

Let our voices be heard! Meow, meow!

‐ Ugh, gross. ‐ You know what?

I'm done with this sitty. Let's go home.

BERRY: Meow! Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow!

‐ Stupid flashlight.

There we are.

‐ Meow.

Meow.

Whoa!

[ coughs ]

Oh, no, no, no! Meow, meow, meow!

Meow!

Meow, meow, meow.

Meow!

And now I don't care anymore. Uh, man, what happened to me?

I should've never listened to you. This is all your fault!

[ meows sadly ]

No, no, what am I saying? This is all my fault.

‐ Huh!

‐ Hey, guys!

‐ Oh, brother. ‐ Look who it is.

‐ If you guys never want to see me again, I totally get it.

‐ Well, you're in luck, 'cause this is a cat paper free zone.

Here we "Scavenge for Survival," and we share everything we find.

‐ Well, I don't have anything left to share.

I guess I do have this.

‐ It's perfect!

♪

[ sigh ]

‐ Everything's back the way it should be.

[ gasps ]

Hmm, there's still one left.

[ laughing nervously ]

‐ Meow.

♪