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- Why are you doing this?
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- Once I win this contest,
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I'll have enough money
to buy us a nice wedding.
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- You don't have to Paul.
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I love you no matter what.
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- Babe, it's not like that.
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My fans, they expect more out of me.
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Like I'm almost at 3 million followers.
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- Babe, haven't you made enough?
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- Money, money doesn't last forever.
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- It could.
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- Trust me.
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- You read the clause,
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you're way past three times.
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- Don't jinx me.
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- Maybe you should wait a bit.
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You look exhausted.
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- Baby, I got this.
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I love you.
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- I love you too.
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- I'll call you when I'm done.
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- Hello everyone and thank
you for following me.
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Today, I will be performing my most
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death-defying stun up today.
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- Detective Brooks.
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- Yeah.
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- I think my fiancé was murdered.
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- Have a seat.
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- Thank you.
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I flew all the way here from China.
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- Woo man, your arms must be tired.
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- I don't get it.
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- That was a bad joke.
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Yeah.
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So, where are you staying?
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- I'm staying in a hotel Downtown.
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- Downtown.
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All right, just be careful Downtown
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because there are a lot
of crack heads down there.
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- Can you help me?
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- Who's your fiancé?
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Wait a second.
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Wait a second.
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Isn't that, that guy
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that was doing the pull-ups
on the side of the building?
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- Man! God!
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Man, that guy was stupid.
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He was the stupidest guy in my life.
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See pictures of that?
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His brains was flooded all
over the goddamn sidewalk.
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It's horrible.
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It's like hit the ground.
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It's 150 feet like every direction.
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It's death and destruction blood.
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It's gonna power wash
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that guy's blood for like 72 hours.
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It's good as the street.
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- Jack.
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- Sorry about that.
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I didn't mean anything by that.
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- So what makes you think he was murdered?
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- #SelfieKiller.
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- I don't understand show me.
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- Hashtag S-E-L-F-I-E-K-I-L-L-E-R.
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This is the last selfie,
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my fiancé took before he did the stunt.
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Look what he wrote.
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If you follow the hashtag,
you'll understand.
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- Hashtag?
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What the hell is the hashtag?
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- Hashtag is used on social media,
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like in your case, it'd be,
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"Hey it's Jack #Idiot."
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- Huh?
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- Exactly.
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- You're lucky I was
right across the street.
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- This is for Lily, right?
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- Yes ma'am.
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- To the Cecil Hotel please.
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- You got it.
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- Jesus Max.
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To get that shirt and some seller,
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you wanna whomp whomp barn Tijuana?
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- My mom got me this shirt.
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- I like it.
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- I think she was taking a selfie.
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- Hm mh.
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- He fell down into that dumpster.
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- You seriously want me to believe
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that she killed herself
while taking a selfie?
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- That's what happened.
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- Are you gonna tell Brooks that?
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- Yeah, I'll tell him.
- Good luck.
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- Oh my God!
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- I love it.
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Love it.
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- I guess, your taken.
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- Yeah.
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- I do need first and last month
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plus $1,200 for deposit.
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- It's fine.
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- I like your hair.
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- Thanks.
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- Welcome to Los Angeles.
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- Thanks.
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- You're so lucky, you
got this place.
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- You scared me.
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- I'm sorry.
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I've never seen the inside of this.
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I'm so jealous.
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Wanna try the apartments?
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- Not a chance.
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- I don't blame you.
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- Wait.
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- I know you.
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You're Kite girl.
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- That's me,
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I'm kiting with Kourtney.
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- I still your videos.
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I follow you on IG.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- What's your name?
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- Megan Tastic.
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- Oh then you are cute.
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- When are you gonna follow me?
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- So how do you do it?
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How do you get all those followers?
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- Wanna take a selfie?
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- Yeah, let's do it.
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- We will.
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Now, #killerselfie.
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There you go.
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- Oh, it's spot on.
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- Exactly.
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- Killer selfie with y instead if ie?
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- Really?
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If you want money and
fame from social media,
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you #Killerselfy.
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- That works?
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- Trust me.
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You've seen my posts, right?
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- I mean, yeah, I guess so.
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- I'll see you around.
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- Okay.
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Thanks.
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- So the girl is coming, right?
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He's still on that phone bro?
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- Look, first of all,
how to be a baller, 101.
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- All right.
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- So you've seen big brother, right?
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- Yeah, I've seen big brother.
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- You really show big
brother, 24/7 content.
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- 24/7 content.
- Right.
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- On the phone.
- On the phone.
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- Got it.
- Which in turn,
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driving our rep.
- Make that money.
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Make that money.
- Sounds good to me.
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- Rule number one, - Ah!
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- Is that we should never ever
be out here doing that alone.
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You look like goddamn stockers.
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- Well, that's why I'm
with you, to be home.
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- Big brother.
- Well big bro.
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- Rule number two, - Ah.
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- you can't just be pushing this car
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through anybody's hood like that.
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I think that goes without saying.
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- That's why you're with me.
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- Rule number three.
- Rule number three.
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- Hmm.
- Selfie, selfie, selfie.
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- Oh man, what's this?
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Have you gone crazy?
- Yeah, here we cool.
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- I'm old enough for sleeves.
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How about that?
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Look. - Okay dude.
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- Well, popping in here.
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- Here.
- We don't get shot.
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- No, we rolled and we got to get paid.
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- What you doing here,
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we'll keep that rolling bro.
- We about to get paid.
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- You've taken like 10 seconds.
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Put the phone down.
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Are you serious?
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- Relax, relax, relax. We good.
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- Turn around.
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- Try and
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I'm sorry sir.
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Turn to Chrome bro.
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- Damn it.
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- About to get ours.
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- Good evening gentlemen.
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Nice night.
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Full moon.
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Nice car.
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Broken mirror.
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- That's just his car.
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- Chill out, relax mother fucker.
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- With 8 billion people on this earth.
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How many are watching you?
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- Hey guys, it's me, Rosey.
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And today I am doing my
daily bit of humanitarianism.
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I am in DTLA and I'm about to go volunteer
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at a homeless shelter.
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You guys, I just wanna talk about
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like I love helping
people because honestly
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it's like the best thing
you could do for somebody.
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And I don't know about you guys,
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but like I sleep better at night
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knowing that like I'm changing the world
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like one homeless person at a time.
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Oh my God!
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Look, there's this
homeless guy right here.
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I mean, he looks so helpless.
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But you know what would
make him feel better.
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A selfie with me.
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Okay.
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Let's get down here.
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One, two, three, philanthropy.
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One, two, three, philanthropy.
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- Do you always look
through people's windows?
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- I am so sorry.
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I was just trying to see if you're home.
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I brought the check that
you were asking about.
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- Thank you.
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Just, you could have used the mailbox.
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- Oh yeah. I'm sorry.
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I'm new to LA,
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so I wasn't sure how it worked.
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- I can only imagine how
difficult it would be
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to be on your own.
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- Yeah.
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So I was thinking that...
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Okay.
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Kramer.
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- Why does everyone of
those place out to creep me?
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- Hi.
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- Hi,
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I'm sorry.
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I'm Joe big, quick to scare.
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- Oh, it's all right.
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I'm Charlie.
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- Yeah. I know who you are.
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I've seen all your movies.
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- Thank you.
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I hope just the good ones.
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- I mean they're all good.
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Do you live here?
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I live here.
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- I own the building.
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I live uptown in the streets.
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- Wow!
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- Are you a model?
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- I used to, yeah.
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- You still could be.
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There's an app you should look into.
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It's called killer selfie.
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- Oh, you mean #KillerSelfie?
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- It's a hashtag
selfy killer with a y.
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- Well Kourtney, she
was telling me about it.
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She even spelled it out.
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I didn't know Kourtney could spell.
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Have you ever talked with her.
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- I didn't mean to get her
in trouble or anything.
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- She got in trouble.
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Like seriously look into the app.
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Look like you can make
a lot of money, quick.
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Your very pretty.
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- Thank you.
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- You should get back into the modeling,
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and look at anything you were in.
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- Bye.
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- Bye.
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- Hey, you're not gonna believe
who I just ran into you.
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- Good evening.
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How are you, sir?
275
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,500
So,
276
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,780
- what are you doing here?
277
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,548
- Can you give this to.
278
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,060
- Where'd you find us?
279
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,145
- It's the phone of the
girl who got murdered.
280
00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:20,606
- Hear that?
281
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:21,630
- Yes Lieutenant.
282
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,403
- So this is the phone of
the dead girl we brought in.
283
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,150
I'm gonna need you to take
off those glasses sir.
284
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,566
- Am I under arrest?
285
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:43,453
- No. And the glass has never come off.
286
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,126
All I did was bring her phone.
287
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,993
- All I need is more information.
288
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,090
- Get to work then, don't you?
289
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:56,096
- Yeah, you know that's all we want.
290
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,865
So we're asking you're not in
trouble and I don't like that.
291
00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:01,213
- Why don't you and I go in
the other room for a second.
292
00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,287
All right.
- Let me think about it, sir.
293
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,703
- Hey Brooks.
- Yap.
294
00:21:16,783 --> 00:21:19,442
- You're so disgusting.
295
00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:21,157
- You're so disgusting.
296
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:25,181
- Well, I'm thinking about
that one for a while.
297
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,960
- So where'd you find the phone?
298
00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:00,346
- Look, man, I was sleeping,
299
00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:03,233
I woke up the phone was
on the ground, beside me.
300
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,433
- So then you just decided to pick it up.
301
00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:11,426
- Yeah, I could sell it for food.
302
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,806
- Yeah, food, right?
303
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:18,803
Like those chips air or
maybe something like this?
304
00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:24,936
- Can you guys even do this?
305
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,860
- We can do whatever the fuck we want.
306
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,126
- Can I ask something?
307
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:34,074
- Oh, you got some.
308
00:22:34,098 --> 00:22:35,986
- Yeah.
- There you go man.
309
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,583
- Those are fucking assholes.
310
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,040
We're cops.
311
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:03,416
Looking to make a deal with you, right?
312
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,786
- You can have that 40.
313
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,283
I got another 40 in bag.
314
00:23:06,307 --> 00:23:07,943
I've got more chips in the bag.
315
00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:10,416
All you gotta do is tell the truth
316
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,250
and all that is yours.
317
00:23:11,274 --> 00:23:12,597
And you can walk out of here.
318
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,143
- I like your style.
319
00:23:52,287 --> 00:23:54,703
- Okay, time to try this up.
320
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:03,513
Hey guys, it's my first
time on Killer Selfy.
321
00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:08,256
Well, my name is...
322
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280
Come in.
323
00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:12,186
I saw you in Killer Selfy.
324
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:13,206
- What?
325
00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:14,626
- I was on for a second,
326
00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:16,456
like I literally just
signed up for the app.
327
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,226
- It notifies us when
someone nearby goes live.
328
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,016
I looked at it and it was you.
329
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,146
- It's really creepy.
330
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,176
- You won't get over it.
331
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,774
- Okay, well I'm confused about like
332
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:27,376
#Selfykiller, Killer Selfy.
333
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,386
- Well Killer Selfy, the platform.
334
00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:30,413
- Okay.
335
00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:33,176
- And #killerselfy is the
way to make more money.
336
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,656
They will reach out to eventually
337
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,266
and make you an ambassador.
338
00:24:36,290 --> 00:24:37,896
- How long does that take?
339
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,996
- Well, it's not going to take long.
340
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,020
You're pretty hot.
341
00:24:42,487 --> 00:24:43,487
Hold on.
342
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,420
- Hello.
343
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:49,386
Oh hi, hold a second, it's my aunty.
344
00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:50,606
- Okay, I've got to go,
345
00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:52,096
but let me know if you
need help with the app.
346
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,120
- Okay. Thanks.
347
00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:54,790
Hi aunty.
348
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,386
Yeah.
349
00:24:57,410 --> 00:24:58,410
How are you?
350
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:01,947
- Your mom wanted me to check up on you
351
00:25:01,971 --> 00:25:03,366
and see if you're okay.
352
00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:04,199
- Really?
353
00:25:04,223 --> 00:25:05,223
- Yeah. Are you okay?
354
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,486
- Yeah. I'm okay.
355
00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:09,060
- What are you doing for money?
356
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,546
- I just signed up for this app.
357
00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:14,256
- Killer Selfy?
358
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,726
- You heard of it?
359
00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:18,198
- Of course, I use it too.
360
00:25:18,222 --> 00:25:19,518
- Did you see me on there?
361
00:25:19,542 --> 00:25:20,625
- I sure did.
362
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:25,286
- Well, I would love to
get together with you soon.
363
00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:26,910
Maybe we can have lunch one day.
364
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,476
- Yeah, I'd love to let's do it.
365
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,196
- How about next week sometime?
366
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,856
- Next week works.
367
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,817
Yeah.
368
00:25:34,841 --> 00:25:35,886
- Okay, bye.
369
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,483
- Bye auntie.
- Bye.
370
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:41,596
What the hell?
371
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:43,270
Everyone watching me in this app.
372
00:25:58,303 --> 00:26:00,396
- Looking good Haley.
373
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:03,023
You're prompt, that's nice.
374
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
- Nice tits,
375
00:26:08,627 --> 00:26:10,393
didn't know they were that big.
376
00:26:13,450 --> 00:26:14,600
I should have fuck you.
377
00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:21,543
God damn, you're stupid though, so stupid.
378
00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,038
- Hi everybody, it's your girl here on TV.
379
00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:26,187
- You just wanna be on TV, don't you?
380
00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:27,419
It's all you think about.
381
00:26:27,443 --> 00:26:28,543
Just wanna get famous.
382
00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:30,996
You just wanna be famous.
383
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:32,076
- Don't you wish that
384
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,726
you could have the same enjoyment
as a dog going on a walk.
385
00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:39,323
- That's not gonna happen
for you or anyone like you.
386
00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,613
- Hey everyone, it's your girl Haley,
387
00:26:42,637 --> 00:26:43,637
from Killer Selfy.
388
00:26:45,558 --> 00:26:46,558
- Time's up.
389
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:57,000
- What happened to the dog?
390
00:27:06,077 --> 00:27:07,077
- Come in.
391
00:27:11,661 --> 00:27:12,996
- Girl, you didn't even ask who it is
392
00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:14,146
before you let someone in.
393
00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:16,076
- I had a feeling it was you.
394
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,047
- Aah! I see.
395
00:27:17,071 --> 00:27:18,277
- Already append.
396
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,156
- Oh, what's it you making?
397
00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,236
- Smoothie.
398
00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:24,687
- I love smoothie. Can I try?
399
00:27:25,683 --> 00:27:28,576
- Did you see that girl
got hit by car, on the app?
400
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,577
- What?
401
00:27:29,601 --> 00:27:30,916
Really?
402
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,436
No.
403
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:33,810
- Check out the last video.
404
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,237
- Oh, I should have warned you.
405
00:27:39,261 --> 00:27:40,986
- You could have the same enjoyment
406
00:27:41,010 --> 00:27:42,326
as a dog going on a walk.
407
00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:44,600
- What does that even mean?
408
00:27:45,812 --> 00:27:48,310
Oh my...
409
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,236
Is this real?
410
00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:52,236
- It's all real.
411
00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:53,633
- You could
have the same enjoyment
412
00:27:53,657 --> 00:27:55,248
as a dog going on a walk.
- It happened?
413
00:27:55,272 --> 00:27:57,576
- I think she just wasn't
looking when she was on life.
414
00:27:58,434 --> 00:28:00,196
She'd just cross the streets
415
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,070
without checking he cars were coming.
416
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,046
- That's bad.
417
00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:06,593
- Stupid, if you tell me.
418
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,996
- Yeah, exactly.
419
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:13,023
- Hey, have you gone on live again?
420
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,218
- No, not since you showed
up last time I used it.
421
00:28:18,076 --> 00:28:19,226
I hope I didn't scare you.
422
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:22,546
- No, you just kind blew
my mind a little more.
423
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:23,573
- Hell no.
424
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,436
- Welcome to kiting and with Kourtney.
425
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,433
It's a beautiful day and I'm
here today with my new kite.
426
00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:38,047
Kite, can you take it from here?
427
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,303
- Isn't it beautiful?
428
00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:42,446
I love it.
429
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:46,286
I also got some new sexy things.
430
00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:48,110
Thank you Killer Selfy.
431
00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:51,416
Shouldn't have done that.
432
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,777
Are you ready to see me fly this kite?
433
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,353
- Look at it fly.
434
00:28:58,377 --> 00:28:59,377
Hu-hu!
435
00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:04,396
Woo!
436
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,783
Isn't it beautiful?
437
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,216
What I love about kites?
438
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,536
When they're out there in the sky,
439
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,051
they're free to blow in
the wind, just like me.
440
00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,383
- Can I help you?
441
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:25,586
- What's going on man.
442
00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:27,096
- My main man Jack.
443
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,086
- Mr. Detective.
444
00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:30,196
Don't worry man, we're gonna get you.
445
00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,873
- You shot shot that crappy
tequila and a water bag.
446
00:29:34,692 --> 00:29:35,908
Just don't wanna give up.
447
00:29:35,932 --> 00:29:37,405
- Tequila?
448
00:29:42,570 --> 00:29:45,546
- What are you working on
at the moment, the case?
449
00:29:45,570 --> 00:29:47,820
- Nah, it's just about
this Killer Selfy app.
450
00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:52,256
- I see him on that
crap in here sometimes.
451
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,756
- No shit.
452
00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:54,836
- That sounds like a load of trouble.
453
00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:55,670
If he tells me I mean,
454
00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:58,556
would you wanna network
for in your every move?
455
00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:01,373
- I don't know, could make you famous.
456
00:30:02,854 --> 00:30:04,857
- Yeah, that's kind of
famous look at you now.
457
00:30:04,881 --> 00:30:05,881
- Yeah.
458
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,112
- That's the Chinese girl
that talked to Brooks.
459
00:30:17,136 --> 00:30:18,636
- Let me see that.
460
00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,432
- Oh yeah, he's all right?
- Yeah.
461
00:30:23,456 --> 00:30:24,756
- That's the girl for
the innovative video,
462
00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:26,163
last week, isn't it?
463
00:30:26,187 --> 00:30:28,073
- I don't believe this man.
464
00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:31,996
- Maybe you could win a bit on the booze,
465
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:35,616
you might see a bit more clearly man.
466
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,786
- Tomorrow.
467
00:30:36,810 --> 00:30:38,260
- Yeah, tomorrow never knows.
468
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,810
- Lemme get you one more.
469
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,100
All for you.
470
00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:47,979
- Thanks man.
471
00:30:48,003 --> 00:30:49,419
- It's all right.
472
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:52,283
Hey Brooks,
473
00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:56,193
have you seen any other
videos from this app?
474
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,873
Well, you should.
475
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,866
- Okay.
- All right.
476
00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:04,146
I'll see ya.
477
00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:05,170
- All right.
478
00:31:08,294 --> 00:31:09,336
- Have a good night Max.
- You too bro.
479
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,137
See you soon. - All right.
480
00:31:19,272 --> 00:31:21,116
Thanks max.
481
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,140
- Your badge.
482
00:31:25,690 --> 00:31:28,086
- When you get your license back,
483
00:31:28,110 --> 00:31:30,376
you're driving for a year straight.
484
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,400
- Fine.
485
00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:35,126
- Still can't believe you got a DUI.
486
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:39,073
- Me neither.
487
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:48,856
- How's it going Jack?
488
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,880
- Lieutenant.
489
00:31:52,281 --> 00:31:53,281
- Another phone.
490
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,513
- Not just another phone.
491
00:31:56,490 --> 00:31:58,556
This phone and the last phone,
492
00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,830
have something in common.
493
00:32:00,730 --> 00:32:01,730
- All right.
494
00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:09,210
Is it good?
495
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,483
- Put less sugar in it.
496
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,126
They were both filmed live
497
00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:21,150
on an app called, get this, Killer Selfy,
498
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:23,303
at the time of their deaths.
499
00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:26,070
- What!
500
00:32:26,837 --> 00:32:30,826
Bagged that girl yesterday
501
00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:32,816
just got hit by car.
502
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,023
- Did she?
- Yeah. Yeah.
503
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,726
Read this.
504
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:39,826
- I'll read it.
505
00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:41,466
- Really read it.
506
00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:42,490
- I'll read it.
507
00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:44,847
I'll read it.
508
00:32:44,871 --> 00:32:46,416
I promise, I'll read it.
509
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,546
I read it tonight, okay, I promise.
510
00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:50,943
I'll read it tonight, I promise.
511
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,960
- It's still streaming
videos on their site.
512
00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:58,033
Watch both videos you'll see what I mean.
513
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,220
- I'll watch them.
514
00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:04,956
- You're are dismissed.
515
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:05,790
- All right.
516
00:33:05,814 --> 00:33:08,926
- Take my copy and read it.
517
00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:09,950
- Yes sir.
518
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:22,940
- What?
519
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,483
- Anyway, listen.
520
00:33:28,610 --> 00:33:29,610
- What?
521
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,026
- Listen, what do you want me to do?
522
00:33:34,050 --> 00:33:35,350
- You have a plane ticket,
523
00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:37,523
you know what to do?
524
00:33:39,330 --> 00:33:41,083
- Do I need an ID?
525
00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:45,546
- Do you need ID?
526
00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:46,573
It's an airport.
527
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:48,616
Of course you need ID.
528
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,286
You have a plane ticket.
529
00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:51,343
You know what to do.
530
00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:54,740
You get on the plane and you go.
531
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,266
- That's fine.
532
00:33:58,290 --> 00:33:59,290
- Say it.
533
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,800
- Airport ID, plane ticket and
just get on a plane and go.
534
00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:08,990
- Because you have the ticket.
535
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,543
- Yeah, that's fine.
536
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,540
- Good.
537
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,080
- Fucking idiot.
538
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,280
- All right.
539
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,656
I've been following this app for a while.
540
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,243
- Yeah, tell me something new Jack.
541
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,866
- I'm trying to find out who owns it
542
00:34:31,890 --> 00:34:35,403
because it's local, but
I get stopped every time.
543
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:39,536
- Who stops you?
544
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,410
- It's more like who doesn't stop me.
545
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,966
- Okay. Wait, what do you mean?
546
00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:45,653
- Every time I get close,
547
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,136
someone higher ups,
548
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,160
shut it down.
549
00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:55,570
- You know, I saw Lily on there tonight.
550
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,620
- Did you watch the video of her fiancé?
551
00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:01,170
Watch it.
552
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,276
- It's that you.
553
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,950
- Why the hell do you think
I'm telling you all this?
554
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,076
- Because we're cops Jack.
555
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:13,363
- No, it's because
you're Lieutenant Brooks,
556
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:15,530
a legend.
557
00:35:17,730 --> 00:35:19,383
- You really put the eye in it.
558
00:35:23,635 --> 00:35:26,006
- Are you gonna watch these videos?
559
00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:27,030
- I will.
560
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,933
You know, he lives in LA.
561
00:35:32,190 --> 00:35:33,193
- You mean lived?
562
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:40,076
- Look, why don't you
take, you and dumb ass
563
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,733
and go to his last place of residency.
564
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:45,953
- I'll take care of it in the morning.
565
00:35:50,886 --> 00:35:52,553
- I get an IQ of 12.
566
00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:55,478
- All right sir, I know
you've seen the videos
567
00:35:55,502 --> 00:35:57,166
of this guy doing the pull-ups, right?
568
00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:59,110
- Yeah, I watched it last
night with your mother.
569
00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:03,776
- Can you do me a favor and
get Brooks to look at him?
570
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,703
Cause he has looked at
any video I've sent.
571
00:36:06,727 --> 00:36:08,226
I don't know, I can he email
it to him or something,
572
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,553
or maybe I don't know, put a star on it.
573
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,973
- So you don't know Paul.
574
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,346
- Who's Paul?
575
00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:21,823
- He lived here before.
576
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,126
- Is he okay?
577
00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:25,803
- No, he's dead.
578
00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:31,310
- Makes sense, why I
moved in here so quick.
579
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,547
- Did he leave anything behind?
580
00:36:37,577 --> 00:36:39,973
- Well I guess, all of this,
581
00:36:41,150 --> 00:36:43,600
it must be his cause it
was here when I moved in.
582
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,296
- When did you move in?
583
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,770
- Just a couple of weeks ago.
584
00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:50,621
- That's good.
585
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,556
- Excuse me. What are you doing?
586
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,953
- I'm just looking.
587
00:36:54,977 --> 00:36:56,576
- Don't you need a warrant?
588
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,200
- Not unless we think you
did something wrong, okay?
589
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:05,506
- All right, is there anyone else
590
00:37:05,530 --> 00:37:07,143
who knows anything about Paul?
591
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,416
- Maybe Roy.
592
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,666
- Roy?
593
00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:14,976
I think there's a guy
who passed in the way in.
594
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,446
- Yeah, he was leaving,
I was talking to him
595
00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:18,266
about fixing something for the apartment
596
00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:20,516
but he said I had to
wait until they get back.
597
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:21,886
- So he's gone.
598
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:23,476
- I guess so.
599
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,048
- Wow!
600
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,363
That's just perfect.
601
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:30,890
- I mean you can leave him a note.
602
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,596
- No, I don't wanna leave a note,
603
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:37,940
but thank you for your time.
604
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,532
- Sure. Glad if I help.
605
00:37:39,556 --> 00:37:40,806
- Okay. Thanks.
606
00:37:57,450 --> 00:37:59,076
- Hey.
607
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,100
- Hey.
608
00:38:01,650 --> 00:38:03,326
- I'm still taking a selfie. Are you in?
609
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:04,752
- Yes.
610
00:38:07,643 --> 00:38:09,786
- Well auntie,
611
00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:11,606
what is your secrets?
612
00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:13,086
- You are so sweet.
613
00:38:13,110 --> 00:38:14,836
You definitely take after your mom.
614
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,006
- Oh, I'm sending this to her.
615
00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:17,579
She's gonna love it.
616
00:38:17,603 --> 00:38:18,603
- Honey.
617
00:38:19,661 --> 00:38:20,471
- Yes, okay.
618
00:38:20,495 --> 00:38:21,636
- What are you waiting on?
619
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,263
- No, I just got here.
620
00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:30,396
- So have you made any
money yet, but modeling?
621
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:31,653
- No with that app?
622
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,436
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
623
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:38,986
I've seen a lot of people
around here make a lot of money.
624
00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:41,413
Just make sure you #selfykiller.
625
00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:45,363
- Why? You didn't think your arm was hit.
626
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,783
You've used it.
627
00:38:48,807 --> 00:38:51,176
- Yeah, I've used it a few times.
628
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,010
- Get out.
629
00:38:52,034 --> 00:38:54,416
- What? I can't be cool.
630
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,476
- No, you're of course super cool
631
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,982
and hip antsy.
632
00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:02,526
- Of course.
633
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,550
- So,
634
00:39:05,449 --> 00:39:06,976
just do once.
635
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,986
- That's it?
636
00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:11,986
- Yeah. And I don't make any money, so -
637
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:12,994
- What?
638
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,734
You have to use it three times.
639
00:39:14,758 --> 00:39:16,096
- Okay.
640
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,736
- Then you'll get an ambassador email.
641
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,786
- Oh okay so that makes more sense
642
00:39:20,810 --> 00:39:23,266
because the girl in my
building just want me to use it
643
00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:27,366
and that I make extra cash
and I didn't know, so.
644
00:39:27,390 --> 00:39:29,490
- Why don't you start recording right now?
645
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:31,670
- Right now?
646
00:39:31,694 --> 00:39:34,436
- Yeah, that way you only
have to use it one more time
647
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:35,960
before you start getting paid.
648
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:39,110
- I love you auntie.
649
00:39:39,134 --> 00:39:40,360
I love you too, niece.
650
00:39:40,384 --> 00:39:41,821
- Okay, are you ready?
651
00:39:41,845 --> 00:39:42,845
- Hmm.
652
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,530
- Hey everyone.
653
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,196
It's Megan Tastic.
654
00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,023
I am here with my auntie.
655
00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:57,758
- Charlie.
656
00:39:57,782 --> 00:39:59,376
- Hi.
657
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,592
When did you two know each other.
658
00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:02,973
- That's my auntie.
659
00:40:04,616 --> 00:40:06,096
- You mind if I seat down?
660
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,823
- Oh yeah, when you're
already sitting, but sure.
661
00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:12,706
- What are you guys do?
662
00:40:12,730 --> 00:40:15,123
- Well, Megan was just recording live.
663
00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:17,433
- On Killer Selfy?
664
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,560
- Yeah.
665
00:40:20,372 --> 00:40:21,893
- It's your second time, right?
666
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840
- Yeah, it is.
667
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,620
How did you know that?
668
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:29,593
- I'm on the app?
669
00:40:31,236 --> 00:40:32,046
I just like to know what's going on
670
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,586
and I like a little extra money.
671
00:40:33,610 --> 00:40:36,036
So, that sound good for me.
672
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:37,606
Well, don't worry about her Charlie.
673
00:40:37,630 --> 00:40:40,336
She's still getting used
to the LA lifestyle.
674
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,546
- No way, everybody makes
money but nobody has a job
675
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:47,466
and just keep sucking on mommy's titty
676
00:40:47,490 --> 00:40:48,786
waiting for those checks.
677
00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:49,810
- Pretty much.
678
00:40:51,060 --> 00:40:52,360
- Are you still recording?
679
00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:56,686
- Yeah I am.
680
00:40:56,710 --> 00:40:57,793
- Record us all.
681
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,203
Oh. - Yeah, sure.
682
00:41:02,830 --> 00:41:03,830
Okay.
683
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,565
Me again with my auntie and -
684
00:41:09,589 --> 00:41:10,796
- And Charlie Prescott.
685
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:11,866
Good to see everybody.
686
00:41:11,890 --> 00:41:13,346
Keep watching my movies.
687
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:16,296
Mustache here is strong,
green eyes, long eyelashes,
688
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,056
can't argue with that.
689
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,777
Hold it up just
690
00:41:19,801 --> 00:41:21,426
a little higher, always above my nuts.
691
00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:22,793
Thank you, soft chin.
692
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,727
There we go.
693
00:41:24,751 --> 00:41:25,923
Take it in everyone.
694
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,372
- Sir Megan.
- Yep.
695
00:44:15,594 --> 00:44:17,148
- No,
696
00:44:17,172 --> 00:44:18,172
no.
697
00:44:25,058 --> 00:44:26,458
- Yeah, it was just a video.
698
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:43,166
- This gives new meaning to break a leg.
699
00:44:44,450 --> 00:44:45,841
- It's not funny Dick.
700
00:44:45,865 --> 00:44:46,675
- Oh my God!
701
00:44:46,699 --> 00:44:47,906
You guys are messed up.
702
00:44:47,930 --> 00:44:49,016
- Like we'll be back in a few
703
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,496
and I'll give your sponge back, okay?
704
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,437
- Thank you.
705
00:44:51,461 --> 00:44:55,426
But nurse, when you're
done, I could use one too.
706
00:44:55,450 --> 00:44:56,550
- Why aren't you cute?
707
00:44:59,350 --> 00:45:00,350
- Damn straight.
708
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,076
- Are you okay?
709
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:06,023
Oh man, don't throw up on me man.
710
00:45:07,190 --> 00:45:08,906
It's bad enough, I just lost my leg.
711
00:45:08,930 --> 00:45:11,226
Now this asshole is gonna throw up on me.
712
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,646
I swear, I'll Sue.
713
00:45:12,670 --> 00:45:13,480
- I'm fine.
714
00:45:13,504 --> 00:45:15,460
I just gotta use the bathroom.
- All right.
715
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:18,696
- Can use the one down the hall please.
716
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:19,720
- This is good.
717
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,853
- So, what happened?
718
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,553
SAS performing.
719
00:45:28,330 --> 00:45:30,183
Oh man, that's disgusting.
- Sorry.
720
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,586
- Don't worry about him.
721
00:45:34,610 --> 00:45:35,710
Tell me what happened.
722
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,126
- I was performing at the show
723
00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:43,066
and next thing I know,
I'm lying on the ground,
724
00:45:43,090 --> 00:45:44,433
and my leg cut off.
725
00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,040
- That's all you remember?
726
00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:51,560
- Yeah.
727
00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:53,156
- You don't remember anything else?
728
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:54,403
That's all you got.
729
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,643
Were you doing anything different?
730
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,946
- I was filming for this app
731
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,276
called Killer Selfy.
732
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:07,300
- Killer Selfy?
733
00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,946
The app that pays you?
734
00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:11,296
- That's the one.
735
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,496
- Okay.
736
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,220
Did they know you were performing?
737
00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:17,616
- Yeah, they, they helped
me prearrange the show.
738
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,216
- All right? That's interesting.
739
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,556
- Why?
740
00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:23,296
- No reason.
741
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,576
- Wow!
742
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,656
- Man, can you shut the door please?
743
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,180
- You can go shut it yourself.
744
00:46:32,033 --> 00:46:33,566
- Man, I only have one leg.
745
00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:35,256
- I see you got another one right there.
746
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,090
- Asshole.
747
00:46:36,114 --> 00:46:38,793
- Hey, consider this motivation.
748
00:46:40,530 --> 00:46:43,896
- Oh, it's disgusting.
749
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,559
- All my people on
Killer Selfy, what's up?
750
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:01,203
It's going down.
751
00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:05,806
Yeah, I mean it was mostly,
you know, I had an accident
752
00:47:05,830 --> 00:47:06,830
on my last show.
753
00:47:08,352 --> 00:47:10,312
I had my leg cut off by
some fool in the audience.
754
00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:17,900
- You hear from my.
755
00:48:06,270 --> 00:48:07,396
- Brooks.
756
00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:08,420
- Jack.
757
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,226
- You have to see this.
758
00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:11,793
- Did you see this?
759
00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:14,426
- Yeah, I saw that a few days ago.
760
00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:16,286
- Why didn't you tell me?
761
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,526
- I had to check some things out first.
762
00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:20,876
- All right. What'd you find out?
763
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,956
- Besides you're ugly.
764
00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:24,516
- Can you be serious for a second?
765
00:48:24,540 --> 00:48:29,116
- Old, pants are too baggy.
766
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:29,950
- Yeah.
767
00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:32,436
- All right, Max and I got
to check out this video,
768
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:33,860
wants you to watch it after.
769
00:48:35,066 --> 00:48:36,716
All right.
770
00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:38,136
Lieutenant.
771
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,653
- You might wanna switch
the there, Jack.
772
00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:52,923
- Okay, three, two, one.
773
00:48:56,860 --> 00:48:57,963
Right on schedule.
774
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:00,370
- Hey Corey.
775
00:49:03,424 --> 00:49:04,836
What happened to you?
776
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:06,160
- I had a little accident.
777
00:49:07,670 --> 00:49:08,920
- Corey, let me see that.
778
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,282
It's not little.
779
00:49:15,861 --> 00:49:16,747
You want me to stop recording?
780
00:49:16,771 --> 00:49:18,197
Please?
781
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,290
- Come in.
782
00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:28,543
- And here you are.
783
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,140
I've been looking for you.
784
00:49:32,530 --> 00:49:33,683
We need to talk.
785
00:49:36,970 --> 00:49:38,320
- Is it about me recording?
786
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:43,813
- No, it's not.
787
00:49:45,890 --> 00:49:49,803
It's a personal matter of
about last month's rent check.
788
00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:58,856
- I'll get right back.
789
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,480
- Shall I go with you?
- Megan.
790
00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:02,960
- That won't be necessary.
791
00:50:12,296 --> 00:50:13,296
- I'm okay.
792
00:50:17,570 --> 00:50:22,113
- I think it's best that
you just stay out of this.
793
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:24,820
Come on.
794
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,823
- I wonder for accidents on Killer Selfy.
795
00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,026
- Was that the guy?
796
00:51:04,050 --> 00:51:05,123
- I checked this out.
797
00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:10,166
- Press play.
798
00:51:10,190 --> 00:51:11,117
- Yes sir.
799
00:51:11,141 --> 00:51:12,676
- When they're out there in the sky...
800
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:14,086
- Is that working?
- It's good.
801
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:16,050
- Blowing in the wind. Just like me.
802
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:20,946
- Watch.
803
00:51:20,970 --> 00:51:21,970
- Oh shit!
804
00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:24,446
Is that the guy who dropped off the phone?
805
00:51:24,470 --> 00:51:25,646
- We had him right here.
806
00:51:25,670 --> 00:51:27,406
- And we let him get away?
807
00:51:27,430 --> 00:51:28,916
- No, all this stuff,
808
00:51:28,940 --> 00:51:31,686
happened after he brought in the phone.
809
00:51:31,710 --> 00:51:32,519
- Get out of here.
810
00:51:32,543 --> 00:51:33,543
- Look.
811
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,246
- Do you know where to get him?
812
00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:38,760
- Most likely.
- Let's go get his ass.
813
00:51:38,784 --> 00:51:39,784
All right.
814
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,880
- It's impossible, he's the only killer.
815
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,500
- He could be.
816
00:51:53,311 --> 00:51:55,001
- Do you really think so?
817
00:51:55,025 --> 00:51:55,927
- But right now,
818
00:51:55,951 --> 00:51:58,273
he's the only one we
can link to the crimes.
819
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:02,659
- Are we gonna get back up at this time?
820
00:52:02,683 --> 00:52:04,276
- I don't think that's a good idea.
821
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:05,906
- Why not?
822
00:52:05,930 --> 00:52:07,196
- Let's catch him on Killer Selfy.
823
00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:08,037
- But that's not protocol.
824
00:52:08,061 --> 00:52:09,460
- Go to hell with that shit.
825
00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:11,996
- What about Brooks?
- What about Brooks?
826
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:13,480
I will take any hint.
827
00:52:14,622 --> 00:52:16,696
- I don't think it's a good idea.
828
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,846
- We have to man.
- No, we don't.
829
00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:20,656
- Come on.
- No.
830
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,657
- Come on.
- Nope.
831
00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:23,356
Come on. - Nope.
832
00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:27,876
- Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on,
833
00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:30,206
come on. - Fine.
834
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,230
- Yes.
835
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,706
- You're not even going
to get out of the car.
836
00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:44,946
- I don't think this is a good idea
837
00:52:44,970 --> 00:52:47,346
we're out here all alone with no backup.
838
00:52:47,370 --> 00:52:49,476
- Well, he's getting
out of the goddamn car.
839
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,316
I'll walk over there and
arrest that son of a bitch.
840
00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:53,340
- Fine.
841
00:53:00,090 --> 00:53:01,173
- Are you happy now?
842
00:53:03,820 --> 00:53:04,820
- Action baby.
843
00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:15,363
How's this work, are we on?
844
00:53:20,850 --> 00:53:21,850
We're live.
845
00:53:23,650 --> 00:53:25,293
Hey everybody,
846
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,593
this is detective Jack
McDaniels and detective Max.
847
00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:34,433
Sorry, my partner was left anonymous.
848
00:53:36,628 --> 00:53:38,846
I'm about to arrest a selfy killer.
849
00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:39,870
Yes, that's right.
850
00:53:41,650 --> 00:53:42,850
This could be dangerous.
851
00:53:44,326 --> 00:53:46,103
I do ready to shoot at all times.
852
00:53:47,650 --> 00:53:49,986
This is that piece of shit,
853
00:53:50,010 --> 00:53:52,033
who's responsible for all those deaths.
854
00:53:55,340 --> 00:53:56,683
Little does he know,
855
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,963
it all ends today.
856
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,360
Stop.
857
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,436
I'll shoot.
858
00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:15,186
- Still recording.
859
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,013
I'm going to kill two pigs tonight.
860
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,810
This is gonna be fun.
861
00:54:34,914 --> 00:54:36,376
- Hey man,
862
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,536
just get a Grey Goose,
863
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,323
just to straight up, is fine.
864
00:54:49,580 --> 00:54:50,580
Hey mommy?
865
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,402
Yeah just, we'll fly out of van
866
00:54:54,426 --> 00:54:55,763
and just go in and deal with it
867
00:54:55,787 --> 00:54:57,204
when we get that.
868
00:54:58,445 --> 00:55:00,956
Sandwich, I just need a plane
869
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:02,923
to cash it up, we're leaving.
870
00:55:03,794 --> 00:55:05,044
We leave in 20.
871
00:55:10,172 --> 00:55:11,339
- That's cool.
872
00:55:16,808 --> 00:55:18,860
- You're making noise.
873
00:55:18,884 --> 00:55:19,711
- Thanks man.
874
00:55:19,735 --> 00:55:20,545
That's a good one.
875
00:55:20,569 --> 00:55:23,349
That's a good one but I don't like it.
876
00:55:23,373 --> 00:55:24,967
- There was one-
877
00:55:24,991 --> 00:55:29,909
There was a, there was a big scene,
878
00:55:29,933 --> 00:55:31,246
I think in the desert
879
00:55:31,270 --> 00:55:33,116
and there was a, there was a helicopter
880
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:34,817
and then you were on a horse.
881
00:55:34,841 --> 00:55:35,651
- The olden.
882
00:55:35,675 --> 00:55:38,356
- The olden, and that's it
the old on DVD.
883
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:39,525
- Oh dude. Thank you.
884
00:55:39,549 --> 00:55:40,358
- Yeah.
885
00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:41,317
- buy in the street for me.
886
00:55:41,341 --> 00:55:42,576
- Yeah, pretty much.
887
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,858
- I kept that horse bucked me off once so.
888
00:55:45,882 --> 00:55:47,796
- Yeah.
889
00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:49,893
- I got rid of him
right after he did that.
890
00:55:52,804 --> 00:55:54,554
- That's close to it.
891
00:55:59,391 --> 00:56:01,224
- Yes sir.
- Thank you.
892
00:56:02,911 --> 00:56:05,170
- I was doing my
893
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:07,846
duty for my country.
894
00:56:07,870 --> 00:56:08,870
- Yeah, I'm a pussy.
895
00:56:10,180 --> 00:56:13,183
I thought about it once
more, the whole idea of it.
896
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,043
- Yeah, it's fine, there's
nothing brave about war.
897
00:56:18,390 --> 00:56:20,644
- Yeah. It seems scary man.
898
00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,666
- Yeah.
899
00:56:22,690 --> 00:56:23,690
Get one to war.
900
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,073
Does the storm, six months?
901
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,806
- Yeah, I mean I cried once
watching apocalypse man,
902
00:56:32,830 --> 00:56:35,853
and I think it, last
very long in the desert.
903
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:38,456
- Done it rough.
904
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,502
- Coming after it was a movie
905
00:56:40,526 --> 00:56:43,256
just kind of squeezing
my balls from inside.
906
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,930
I like to think of it as a movie,
907
00:56:46,298 --> 00:56:48,396
but I mean I play a tough guy.
908
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:49,230
Always pretty tough,
909
00:56:49,254 --> 00:56:51,727
but when it comes right
down to it, I failed.
910
00:56:53,584 --> 00:56:56,366
I failed, I need someone
else to do it for me.
911
00:56:56,390 --> 00:56:57,390
- All right.
912
00:56:58,460 --> 00:57:01,363
My balls are squeezed like that.
913
00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:12,953
- Yeah, I just lost a friend in LA.
914
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,320
- Oh man.
915
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,236
Yeah, it's tricky out there man.
916
00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:22,113
- Yeah, sure is.
917
00:57:23,457 --> 00:57:24,986
- You take it easy though.
- All right.
918
00:57:25,010 --> 00:57:26,846
What's your name? - Brooks.
919
00:57:26,870 --> 00:57:28,923
- Brooks? Charlie.
920
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,843
- Greetings, brothers and
sisters of Killer Selfy.
921
00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:45,323
Namaste, crocodiles and alligators.
922
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:49,843
They don't die of old age.
923
00:57:51,150 --> 00:57:52,150
They get weak.
924
00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,776
They die of starvation.
925
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,400
They become prey to other
crocodiles and alligators.
926
00:57:59,420 --> 00:58:02,370
I've learned to communicate
with these beautiful creatures.
927
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,363
I know you don't believe me,
928
00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:08,333
but today I will prove it to you.
929
00:58:09,930 --> 00:58:10,930
Let us pray.
930
00:58:38,009 --> 00:58:39,426
- Holy crap, God!
931
00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:42,540
- Hi boys.
932
00:58:43,397 --> 00:58:44,590
- It's me Bubbles.
933
00:58:47,950 --> 00:58:52,950
I was so tired of all this dirt around me.
934
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,846
I have an idea.
935
00:58:57,870 --> 00:59:00,613
We should build mountains not valleys.
936
00:59:06,990 --> 00:59:09,540
- Someone's in here, use
the bathroom later please.
937
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,013
Do I know you?
938
00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:25,125
How did you get in here?
939
00:59:27,390 --> 00:59:29,386
I don't know, you need to get out of here.
940
00:59:46,030 --> 00:59:47,176
- Today is the day,
941
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,693
I'm getting silicone injected in my junk.
942
00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:55,086
Throw out the jealous.
943
00:59:55,110 --> 00:59:56,626
I know a lot of you are probably thinking
944
00:59:56,650 --> 00:59:58,200
but let me tell you what it is.
945
00:59:59,490 --> 01:00:02,716
A screw inflation is a
temporary body modification,
946
01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:04,386
that results from sailing
947
01:00:04,410 --> 01:00:07,173
and in some cases air when
used to fill the scrotum.
948
01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:09,406
- Gilbert.
- Yes.
949
01:00:09,430 --> 01:00:11,250
- They're ready for you.
- Okay.
950
01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:23,186
- You must be Gilbert.
951
01:00:23,210 --> 01:00:24,836
- I am, I know doctor.
952
01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:25,797
- Great.
953
01:00:25,821 --> 01:00:28,126
So you ready for your
Silicon injections today?
954
01:00:28,150 --> 01:00:29,616
- sure I am, but I would
like to go over there
955
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,116
to that contract I signed earlier today.
956
01:00:32,140 --> 01:00:36,086
- This is just clearing
this up from any negligence,
957
01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,803
minor technicalities.
958
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:44,076
Do you mind turning your
head and coughing for me.
959
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,100
- Sure.
960
01:00:47,105 --> 01:00:50,086
- Good. Good.
961
01:00:50,110 --> 01:00:54,086
The question really is,
who referred you to us?
962
01:00:54,110 --> 01:00:55,110
- Killer Selfy.
963
01:00:55,870 --> 01:00:57,596
- Oh, that's great.
964
01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:59,896
- Yeah, it's a video blog where
I do different procedures.
965
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,096
It says procedures.
966
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,776
I'm getting my scrotum
injected with silicone.
967
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,890
- Now I see, going balls deep, huh?
968
01:01:06,891 --> 01:01:09,936
Nevermind, I'm gonna need you to stand up.
969
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:10,960
- Okay.
970
01:01:12,950 --> 01:01:13,917
- Here it goes.
971
01:01:13,941 --> 01:01:18,113
Maybe I should get my nurse
if she could hold the camera.
972
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,966
- That's cool.
973
01:01:20,990 --> 01:01:21,990
- Nurse.
974
01:01:24,032 --> 01:01:25,032
- Yes doctor.
975
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,463
- Can you be so kind and film for him?
976
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,760
- With pleasure.
977
01:01:32,850 --> 01:01:34,053
- I like the sound of that.
978
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,873
This is going to hurt for just a second.
979
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,730
Breath with me.
980
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,280
- Oh my!
981
01:02:16,410 --> 01:02:17,833
So gross.
982
01:02:22,310 --> 01:02:24,423
Why don't they just want
to do that to themselves?
983
01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:29,374
It's grand deal.
984
01:02:31,740 --> 01:02:34,406
- Hi. Sorry, I'm away
from my phone right now.
985
01:02:34,430 --> 01:02:37,309
Could you leave me a message.
986
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:40,133
- Auntie, Why is your phone
going straight to voicemail?
987
01:02:45,130 --> 01:02:47,576
- I haven't done this in a while.
988
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,533
I guess I really needed the money.
989
01:02:51,806 --> 01:02:54,053
I mean, I'm really pressing my luck.
990
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,396
I swore the last time
would be the last time.
991
01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:06,013
Why do I have a lot on
my mind tonight?
992
01:03:07,730 --> 01:03:10,126
I mean, I know the more you use this app,
993
01:03:10,150 --> 01:03:11,683
the more likely you might die.
994
01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:15,603
But like I said, I really need the money.
995
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,280
Hello?
996
01:03:24,529 --> 01:03:27,643
- Come in Kourt.
997
01:03:30,130 --> 01:03:31,130
Where are you going?
998
01:03:33,392 --> 01:03:34,392
- I'm moving?
999
01:03:35,255 --> 01:03:38,353
- Oh no, it's done.
1000
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,240
I have no choice.
1001
01:03:42,107 --> 01:03:44,816
- Well, you gotta give
me your new address.
1002
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,673
- No, I'm moving out of LA.
1003
01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:50,140
- But you love it.
1004
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:55,126
- Not anymore.
1005
01:03:55,150 --> 01:03:56,150
- Why?
1006
01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:01,853
- It's not going very well for me.
1007
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:07,486
Being 30 in a way is too old.
1008
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,246
- Kinda crazy, age doesn't matter.
1009
01:04:09,270 --> 01:04:10,516
- It really does.
1010
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,316
Especially modeling.
1011
01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:14,390
I mean, you can only be cute for so long.
1012
01:04:16,871 --> 01:04:19,507
And I mean, you're not cute, so.
1013
01:04:21,670 --> 01:04:24,373
You're hot.
1014
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,480
- Thank you.
1015
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:32,426
- This car was supposed to be
here like five minutes ago.
1016
01:04:32,450 --> 01:04:33,693
It's been 20 now.
1017
01:04:35,279 --> 01:04:37,203
- Where you going?
- Airport.
1018
01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:42,926
- Oh great.
1019
01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:44,023
He's almost here.
1020
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:49,153
- Okay, do you mind if I
catch a ride to my auntie's?
1021
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,076
- I don't know.
1022
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,100
- It's on the way.
1023
01:04:54,318 --> 01:04:55,368
I give you gas money.
1024
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,746
- You don't have to pay me.
1025
01:04:57,770 --> 01:04:59,386
- We should wait outside.
1026
01:04:59,410 --> 01:05:00,410
- Okay.
1027
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,096
- Hey, can you drop my
friend off at her aunts?
1028
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,526
Being it'll took 25 minutes.
1029
01:05:07,550 --> 01:05:08,550
- Sure.
1030
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:15,720
- How many aunties are in?
1031
01:05:21,513 --> 01:05:25,106
- Hey, should we take one more selfie?
1032
01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:26,130
- Sure.
1033
01:05:30,731 --> 01:05:31,731
- Thanks.
1034
01:06:00,029 --> 01:06:02,076
- Okay, sure you don't want any money?
1035
01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:03,100
- I'm positive.
1036
01:06:04,837 --> 01:06:05,966
- Well, thanks for the ride.
1037
01:06:05,990 --> 01:06:07,833
I really hope you're aunt is okay.
1038
01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,501
- Keep in touch.
1039
01:06:12,525 --> 01:06:16,033
- I will definitely.
1040
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,400
- Kourtney,
1041
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,613
going somewhere?
1042
01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:35,390
I just think.
1043
01:06:37,110 --> 01:06:41,443
Choose this for once.
1044
01:06:51,825 --> 01:06:52,825
- Hello.
1045
01:06:56,892 --> 01:06:57,892
Auntie.
1046
01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,090
It's me.
1047
01:07:06,604 --> 01:07:07,604
Megan.
1048
01:07:10,644 --> 01:07:11,644
Hello.
1049
01:07:25,134 --> 01:07:29,134
I dint think anything
would happen to my auntie.
1050
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,380
- So, where was your aunt?
1051
01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:36,380
- Here's the time.
1052
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,220
- Call me Brooks.
1053
01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:40,820
- Yes Brooks.
1054
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:48,660
- You know I don't see your resemblance.
1055
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,363
- She was married to my mom's brother.
1056
01:07:58,840 --> 01:07:59,840
- Okay.
1057
01:08:04,850 --> 01:08:07,406
- So, I mean, get this straight.
1058
01:08:07,430 --> 01:08:09,113
So you showed up at her house?
1059
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,260
- Yeah. I went to her house
cause I was worried about her.
1060
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:17,833
I saw her on this video on an app.
1061
01:08:23,006 --> 01:08:24,773
- Killer Selfy.
1062
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:27,960
- You know it?
1063
01:08:29,930 --> 01:08:32,453
Yeah, we've been
investigating out for a while.
1064
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,133
- While? Why?
1065
01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:44,613
- Do you know
how many people have died,
1066
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,273
because of this app?
1067
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:52,983
- What? Are you serious?
1068
01:08:55,353 --> 01:08:56,247
- It's no joke.
1069
01:08:56,271 --> 01:09:00,590
- I, yeah, I, I lost my
partner from that fucking app.
1070
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:10,500
- I'm sorry.
1071
01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:13,533
- What do you know about the site?
1072
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,586
- I actually don't know much about it
1073
01:09:17,610 --> 01:09:20,026
other than you can make money.
1074
01:09:20,050 --> 01:09:21,666
- Yeah, you can make money on it,
1075
01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:23,790
but did you read the part about
1076
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,866
your accidental death is not their fault
1077
01:09:28,890 --> 01:09:32,203
in really, really fine print?
1078
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,585
- It doesn't say that.
1079
01:09:34,609 --> 01:09:37,013
- Look at your phone, read it.
1080
01:09:38,419 --> 01:09:40,586
It's in really fine print.
1081
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,230
- I'm sorry.
1082
01:09:48,254 --> 01:09:51,166
I think, I think my friend
Kourtney might be in trouble.
1083
01:09:51,190 --> 01:09:52,290
She just sent me this.
1084
01:09:55,798 --> 01:09:57,048
- Who is, who's Kourtney?
1085
01:09:57,930 --> 01:09:59,963
- She lives in my building, down the hall.
1086
01:10:03,810 --> 01:10:04,810
- This isn't good.
1087
01:10:05,890 --> 01:10:08,613
I think your friend might be in trouble.
1088
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:13,749
- Help, help somebody help me.
1089
01:10:13,773 --> 01:10:16,596
I'm in a trunk over Selfy Killer.
1090
01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:18,283
I never owned a Selfy Killer.
1091
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:23,437
Oh no, oh no, don't...
1092
01:10:35,050 --> 01:10:37,055
- I'm gonna track her using her GPS.
1093
01:10:37,079 --> 01:10:38,079
- Okay.
1094
01:10:39,450 --> 01:10:41,393
- You know about the GPS?
1095
01:10:42,310 --> 01:10:43,363
- Yeah, of course.
1096
01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:47,210
- Kourtney told me about it
when she showed me the app.
1097
01:10:50,510 --> 01:10:52,053
- Okay, well.
1098
01:10:54,030 --> 01:10:55,030
Here we go.
1099
01:10:57,510 --> 01:10:59,943
- Now, let's check up on Selfy Killer.
1100
01:11:08,190 --> 01:11:09,190
- What is it?
1101
01:11:14,790 --> 01:11:19,790
- These are pictures of all the deaths.
1102
01:11:21,634 --> 01:11:22,634
- What?
1103
01:11:29,813 --> 01:11:31,396
From the app? - Yep.
1104
01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:37,755
- Oh God!
1105
01:11:48,407 --> 01:11:50,373
- Gross.
1106
01:11:54,650 --> 01:11:55,650
- It's my auntie,
1107
01:11:56,940 --> 01:12:00,146
we have to do something before
it's too late for Kourtney.
1108
01:12:00,170 --> 01:12:01,336
- Okay. I'll find him.
1109
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,606
We'll have to find this creep.
1110
01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:05,567
- I'll find him, okay?
1111
01:12:05,591 --> 01:12:07,432
I just want you to go home, okay?
1112
01:12:07,456 --> 01:12:09,656
And stay off that fucking app.
1113
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,723
Please, stay out that app.
1114
01:12:19,975 --> 01:12:21,058
- Shit, fuck.
1115
01:12:30,255 --> 01:12:33,803
- No,
1116
01:12:33,827 --> 01:12:36,724
I know who the Selfy Killer is.
1117
01:12:36,748 --> 01:12:41,198
Oh no.
1118
01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:50,399
Keep him.
1119
01:12:55,130 --> 01:12:56,628
Okay.
1120
01:12:56,652 --> 01:12:57,902
Okay, one more.
1121
01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:17,175
- Gonna do something.
1122
01:13:18,876 --> 01:13:20,171
I thought he told me not to.
1123
01:13:25,842 --> 01:13:28,259
I'm just gonna keep replying.
1124
01:13:46,735 --> 01:13:47,735
- Hi.
1125
01:13:51,054 --> 01:13:53,221
This will be my last post.
1126
01:13:55,210 --> 01:13:56,646
For those of you,
1127
01:13:56,670 --> 01:13:59,623
who are not aware of
the dangers of this app,
1128
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000
I'm gonna tell you,
1129
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:05,320
right now.
1130
01:14:06,860 --> 01:14:08,393
Sorry, Lieutenant Brooks.
1131
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,270
I know you told me to stay off the app,
1132
01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:14,153
but I can't not warn people.
1133
01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:21,763
- Can I check out this,
Killer Selfy app again?
1134
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,423
Hmm, what do we have here?
1135
01:14:30,426 --> 01:14:31,476
I can't believe this.
1136
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:34,693
- Here are all those deaths.
1137
01:14:37,980 --> 01:14:38,980
- Oh wow!
1138
01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:41,660
- Right?
1139
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:46,853
I mean, is he responsible for all these?
1140
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:51,946
- He could be.
1141
01:14:51,970 --> 01:14:53,970
I think that's what Jack was working on.
1142
01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,560
- That's weird.
1143
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:03,220
- I can't believe this.
1144
01:15:04,475 --> 01:15:06,143
That guy is on both videos.
1145
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,170
- Hey, wait a second.
1146
01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:20,663
That's a, there's a
Megan's, Megan's profile.
1147
01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:24,363
- That is Megan's profile.
1148
01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:31,833
- I mean all these
people just don't listen.
1149
01:15:33,510 --> 01:15:35,227
The fuck is wrong with them?
1150
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:44,336
Can someone gave me a ride?
1151
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,150
- I can give you a ride Lieutenant.
1152
01:15:50,206 --> 01:15:51,206
- Not you.
1153
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:53,750
- What's wrong with me?
1154
01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,757
- Cause I really can't understand you.
1155
01:15:59,830 --> 01:16:04,023
You watched Jack get
killed, and you know what?
1156
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:06,850
I don't wanna get killed too.
1157
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:11,696
- You're not going to get killed sir.
1158
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:12,906
- I'm being serious.
1159
01:16:12,930 --> 01:16:14,163
- I'm being serious too.
1160
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,740
- You ready, sir?
1161
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:22,713
- Yeah, I'm ready.
1162
01:16:26,443 --> 01:16:29,243
- So please, stop now.
1163
01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:37,001
- Hello.
1164
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,040
Megan.
1165
01:16:42,801 --> 01:16:43,801
Megan.
1166
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,766
- Now you're sure she
lives around here, right?
1167
01:17:01,790 --> 01:17:03,863
- Yeah, she lives at the
apartment over there.
1168
01:17:07,009 --> 01:17:08,009
- Come on.
1169
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:11,349
Come on.
1170
01:17:11,373 --> 01:17:12,373
- Megan.
1171
01:17:13,052 --> 01:17:14,546
- Where's that coming from?
1172
01:17:14,570 --> 01:17:16,700
I think that's coming from over.
1173
01:17:16,724 --> 01:17:18,724
- You go around back, I go around front.
1174
01:17:19,814 --> 01:17:23,814
- Help, Brooks.
1175
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,433
- I'll teach you detective.
1176
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:48,320
Take a look.
1177
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,253
Do you think you're safe?
1178
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,663
You're as good as dead.
1179
01:17:57,430 --> 01:17:59,323
Time is running out.
1180
01:18:01,350 --> 01:18:05,863
If you wanna live, you better do as I say.
1181
01:18:07,790 --> 01:18:11,973
Detective, if you wanna save this girl,
1182
01:18:15,390 --> 01:18:20,333
watch Killer Selfy in 30 minutes.
1183
01:18:29,820 --> 01:18:31,446
- Do you have a track?
1184
01:18:31,470 --> 01:18:32,470
- Almost sir.
1185
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,500
- Any day now.
1186
01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:42,520
- Hello detectives.
1187
01:18:43,670 --> 01:18:45,023
Looking for someone?
1188
01:18:46,490 --> 01:18:48,303
Light of my life.
1189
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:51,133
Don't be scared.
1190
01:18:53,650 --> 01:18:54,813
This won't hurt.
1191
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,080
You won't feel the fang.
1192
01:19:10,771 --> 01:19:13,104
- Somebody help me. Help me.
1193
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:28,016
- I think I found it sir.
1194
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:29,266
- Where?
1195
01:19:29,290 --> 01:19:31,140
- It's at the old warehouse Downtown?
1196
01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:37,223
- I know that place.
1197
01:19:40,130 --> 01:19:41,130
- Jesus.
1198
01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:43,860
I guess ugly.
1199
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:50,423
Nice mustache but what a waste?
1200
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,026
Its just like a cartoon.
1201
01:19:53,050 --> 01:19:54,050
Fuck.
1202
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,520
Fuck.
1203
01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:00,416
Life's ugly.
1204
01:20:09,977 --> 01:20:12,814
- Hello.
1205
01:20:13,672 --> 01:20:15,437
- Detectives, please, no
please help me, please.
1206
01:20:15,461 --> 01:20:16,461
- Detective.
1207
01:20:17,801 --> 01:20:19,051
- Please help.
1208
01:20:20,576 --> 01:20:21,385
Please.
1209
01:20:21,409 --> 01:20:22,409
- Your wild.
1210
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:25,736
- Detectives.
1211
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:26,617
- Here we go.
1212
01:20:26,641 --> 01:20:28,036
- Are we being filmed?
1213
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:29,060
- Oh yeah.
1214
01:20:32,490 --> 01:20:35,783
- What does this look like to you?
1215
01:20:37,940 --> 01:20:39,913
- Why would they be dead?
1216
01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:42,343
They weren't filmed.
1217
01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:45,883
Being killed.
1218
01:20:50,030 --> 01:20:51,253
It never stops.
1219
01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:54,146
Cops will never understand that.
1220
01:20:54,170 --> 01:20:56,113
Look at me moment.
1221
01:20:57,860 --> 01:21:02,830
If people only knew what can
happen if they record live.
1222
01:21:04,181 --> 01:21:06,081
They just don't care.
1223
01:21:08,060 --> 01:21:11,773
They just wanna be famous.
1224
01:21:13,630 --> 01:21:14,913
Look out detectives.
1225
01:21:16,390 --> 01:21:18,193
We're all on Killer Selfy.
1226
01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:22,020
I am,
1227
01:21:26,910 --> 01:21:27,910
the selfy killer.
1228
01:21:36,982 --> 01:21:38,315
- You know what?
1229
01:21:39,190 --> 01:21:41,286
Keep your gun on him, all right?
1230
01:21:41,310 --> 01:21:42,876
- Yes Lieutenant.
1231
01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:46,253
If he moves, the ball
his fucking head off.
1232
01:22:01,810 --> 01:22:03,586
- Take this garbage away.
1233
01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:04,610
- Yes Lieutenant.
1234
01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,546
We're just getting started.
1235
01:22:08,570 --> 01:22:09,570
- Who's we?
1236
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:11,723
- Don't you understand?
1237
01:22:33,781 --> 01:22:35,136
- Papa, I'm gonna die.
1238
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,510
- No, you're not gonna die.
1239
01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,220
All right.
1240
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:42,600
You're okay?
1241
01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,380
- I'm neither,
1242
01:22:44,404 --> 01:22:46,404
this is not the first time
I'm being tied up in LA.
1243
01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:49,516
- I'm a little bit traumatized.
1244
01:22:49,540 --> 01:22:51,296
I'm pretty sure that
every time I take a selfie
1245
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,526
for now I'm gonna have nightmares.
1246
01:22:53,550 --> 01:22:56,265
But otherwise, I think we'll survive.
1247
01:22:56,289 --> 01:22:57,764
- Okay.
1248
01:22:57,788 --> 01:22:58,988
Be sure, you're gonna be okay.
1249
01:23:01,475 --> 01:23:04,484
You don't need to worry at all.
1250
01:23:04,508 --> 01:23:05,508
All right.
1251
01:23:13,804 --> 01:23:15,721
- Hey Lieutenant, - Yap.
1252
01:23:16,907 --> 01:23:17,907
- thanks.
1253
01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:21,500
- That's my job.
1254
01:23:28,316 --> 01:23:29,316
- Nice.
1255
01:23:32,306 --> 01:23:34,556
Very good Megan, very good.
1256
01:23:39,538 --> 01:23:41,161
You're beautiful, ain't you?
1257
01:23:41,185 --> 01:23:43,018
You're a good actress.
1258
01:23:55,518 --> 01:23:56,518
Bravo.
1259
01:23:59,330 --> 01:24:00,330
Bravo Megan.
1260
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,806
- What's this fucking dog?
1261
01:24:16,830 --> 01:24:17,980
It's gonna need a home.
1262
01:24:18,910 --> 01:24:20,396
I thought about keeping it but,
1263
01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:22,816
it shit on my floor, immediately.
1264
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:26,106
So, once you shit on my floor,
1265
01:24:26,130 --> 01:24:29,586
you're out unless you can
clean it up and suck my dick.
1266
01:24:29,610 --> 01:24:31,660
And then there's a chance, I'll keep you.
1267
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:33,970
- Come in.
1268
01:24:37,442 --> 01:24:38,542
- Is that Haley's dog.
1269
01:24:39,390 --> 01:24:44,036
- Yeah, I guarantee that
dog's a lot happier now,
1270
01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:47,786
without Haley just dragging it around.
1271
01:24:47,810 --> 01:24:49,060
Trying to get more likes.
1272
01:24:51,490 --> 01:24:53,390
- I think you're right.
1273
01:24:53,414 --> 01:24:54,307
But thank you.
1274
01:24:54,331 --> 01:24:56,030
I'm gonna name him Little Charlie.
1275
01:24:57,350 --> 01:24:59,746
- I don't think you
have an issue with that.
1276
01:24:59,770 --> 01:25:02,208
- You'll charge me more
rent for Little Charlie.
1277
01:25:02,232 --> 01:25:03,806
Little Charlie.
1278
01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:06,010
- Nah, I wouldn't do that.
1279
01:25:08,502 --> 01:25:09,693
We are great.
1280
01:25:09,717 --> 01:25:11,926
Really proud of you.
1281
01:25:11,950 --> 01:25:13,106
You're an asset.
1282
01:25:13,130 --> 01:25:14,130
Help me out.
1283
01:25:16,220 --> 01:25:20,436
- And if I'm such an
asset, where's my asset?
1284
01:25:20,460 --> 01:25:21,460
Where's the money?
1285
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,550
- It's already in your account.
1286
01:25:26,642 --> 01:25:31,642
- Yeah.
1287
01:25:32,684 --> 01:25:33,684
Yap,
1288
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,490
it is.
1289
01:25:35,514 --> 01:25:37,956
- You know it's amazing how
I give you a compliment.
1290
01:25:37,980 --> 01:25:41,006
I say you're an asset, I opened up.
1291
01:25:41,030 --> 01:25:44,933
I said something that mattered
and you didn't hear it.
1292
01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:50,377
All you heard was the money you wanted.
1293
01:25:51,810 --> 01:25:53,603
Want, want, want.
1294
01:25:54,510 --> 01:25:55,636
That's the world we live in man.
1295
01:25:55,660 --> 01:25:56,470
No, one's happy.
1296
01:25:56,494 --> 01:25:58,576
They all just want something else.
1297
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:01,006
They don't even know who they are.
1298
01:26:01,030 --> 01:26:01,840
They want more likes.
1299
01:26:01,864 --> 01:26:03,333
They want more followers.
1300
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,613
They even don't even know what love is.
1301
01:26:11,106 --> 01:26:12,356
It's all about the money.
1302
01:26:13,924 --> 01:26:14,924
It's all ego.
1303
01:26:22,730 --> 01:26:24,746
- Don't forget about me.
1304
01:26:24,770 --> 01:26:26,183
- And me.
- Hey, who's this?
1305
01:26:26,207 --> 01:26:27,943
I'm one of Charlie's girls.
1306
01:26:29,330 --> 01:26:30,557
- Take a selfie Emma.
1307
01:26:30,581 --> 01:26:31,581
- I am.
1308
01:26:37,030 --> 01:26:38,557
- Well, that's the Killer Selfy.
1309
01:26:40,438 --> 01:26:42,096
- That's the money shot.
1310
01:26:52,570 --> 01:26:53,806
- He fellow fans,
1311
01:26:53,830 --> 01:26:55,373
it's be bikini girl again.
1312
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:59,226
Today is the 24th day of my hike.
1313
01:26:59,250 --> 01:27:01,735
I think I have one more day to go,
1314
01:27:01,759 --> 01:27:02,926
so stay tuned.
1315
01:27:08,889 --> 01:27:10,889
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