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Tobie: Welcome to
Just Roll With it!
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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�(cheering)
�(bell rings)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(cheering)
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When you hear this sound...
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(foghorn blaring)
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You, the audience, get to vote
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on what happens to us in scene!
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�(girls screaming)
�(audience cheering)
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(girls screaming)
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�(screaming continuing)
�(mouthing)
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Um, Ramon, what's
with the Scream Team?
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Oh, those are just
my adoring fans.
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(screaming)
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Wait a minute.
I've met those girls.
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One of them is
your cousin,
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and the other one
is your neighbor.
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(audience laughs)
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Did he pay you to come here
to make him look more famous?
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(audience laughs)
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(laughing awkwardly)
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Oh!
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Best fans in the biz,
I tell you.
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(sing�songy):
Best fans in the biz!
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Well, whatever happens tonight,
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we'll have to...
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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(cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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I'm so excited.
It's finally here!
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Our town's
200th birthday!
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It's so stupid we're
throwing it a party.
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It's a chunk of dirt.
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Next thing you know,
it'll be like,
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"Happy birthday, lamppost!"
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"Sorry for your loss,
mailbox."
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You're missing
the point!
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This is a celebration
of all of Akron, Ohio's
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amazing
accomplishments!
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This is where oatmeal
was first introduced
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to the United States!
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This is the former
rubber capital of the world!
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Ooh, say it with me, Blair.
Yay, rubber!
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Blair?
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Today's gonna be
awesome.
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I've got some great stunts
to promote the station.
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I don't wanna give
too much away,
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but let's just say
I've got 200 gallons
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of Akron's official
town chowder.
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Clam!
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And I'm gonna be spraying
it all over everybody.
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One gallon
for each year Akron's
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Akron's been a city!
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Byron, people don't wanna be
covered in clam chowder.
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Everyone wants to be
covered in clam chowder.
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I don't want you
messing anything up.
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My boss is throwing
this festival.
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He flew in all the way
from England
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to make sure everything
goes smoothly.
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Radio family!
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There you are!
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And exactly where your
tracking devices said you'd be.
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Sir Liam Gooch, it's
great to see you again.
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Oh, I can only imagine.
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I was wondering
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whether you'd seen
the governor here yet.
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Now, when you
say governor,
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do you mean our state's
actual governor,
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or is it just how you Brits
call everyone "guv'nor"?
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No, no, no.
The actual governor.
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Yes, you see the only reason
I paid for this festival
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is because I'm hoping
he'll help me
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with a business deal
I'm working on.
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Yes, evidently,
in the colonies,
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it's illegal
to strip�mine a forest
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just because some
kind of "rare bird" lives there.
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We'll let you know
if we spot him.
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Ah, well, thank you very much.
I'll, uh, I'll keep looking.
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See you later!
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Guv'nor.
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Ooh, I'm starving.
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I'm gonna go
to the Hurricane Cantina booth
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and grab some Fully Loaded
Firecracker Fajita Fries.
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Ooh! Pick me up two
Gut�bustin' Habanero
Sausage Wieners
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while you're at it.
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They're so worth
the 24 hours on the toilet.
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�Rachel: Come on.
�Mmm�mmm, man.
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(in monotone voice):
I can't believe we're throwing
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a stupid party
for this dumb town.
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Everyone in it
is all like,
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"You gotta pick up
your room, Norvin.
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"You gotta let your
sister play, too, Norvin.
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You gotta let me see your
search history, Norvin."
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Uh, I think that's
just your mom.
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Norvin's an idea man,
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and I got an idea
on how to ruin
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this stinking festival
once and for all.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Both:
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
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Ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha.
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Blair, I just overheard
Norvin Schnuckle
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talking about how
he's going to ruin
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our beloved town's
bicentennial festival.
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Shh! I'm kind of in the middle
of a scheme right now.
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(foghorn blaring)
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�(audience cheering)
�Owen: Ha�ha! Ha�ha!
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�Announcer: All right,audience, first vote.
�(bell dinging)
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You decide what animalsdo Blair and Owen
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enter in the dog show.
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Our actors areleaving the stage,
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so we can prepare your choice.
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Vote now.
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Guys, what is
going to happen?
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Announcer:
And let's getback to the scene.
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♪ ♪
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�Director: Action!
�My scheme is for
one of us to win
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the dog show and all
that sweet prize money.
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Mom's the judge, so we've
got that going for us.
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As your judge,
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the show dog, Holly,
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will run the obstacle
course first.
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(cheering)
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Let's hear it for
Holly the show dog!
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(cheering)
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I'm going to spice things up.
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We didn't enter
boring old dogs.
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We entered a donkey
and a guinea pig.
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�(bell dings)
�(audience cheering)
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Blair: Oh, my!
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�Ooh!
�Ooh!
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�(Owen laughs)
�Blair: Aw!
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Owen: Oh, yes!
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On your mark,
get set, go!
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And they're off.
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(braying)
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Go on, Blair,
you got this!
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�(braying)
�Blair: Come on. Come on.
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�Byron: Ooh, he's doing it!
�Go! It's doing it!
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�(braying)
�Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Now we gotta come this way
and go that direction.
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�(Blair shrieks)
�(brays)
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Don't get him angry, Blair!
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(brays)
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�Byron: Whoa! Whoa!
�Rachel: It's okay.
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You can just
skip that part.
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No, no, go through here.
Come on.
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�(braying loudly)
�Come on.
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And let's hear it
for Blair and the donkey!
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(cheering)
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�Rachel: Owen's up next.
On your mark...
�Owen: All right.
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...get set, go!
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(Byron laughs)
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�There they are! Oh!
�That was a nice, nice flex.
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Owen: Ho! Ho!
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�Oh! He's booking!
�Owen: Oh!
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Hoo!
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This is so cheating.
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And jump!
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Jump!
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Yeah, then we're gonna
skip this. Yep.
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Get right over there.
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(cheering)
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Oh, big finish! (shouting)
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�(cheering)
�Rachel: Yay!
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(cheering)
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Well, it was
a stiff competition,
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but there can only be
one winner,
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and that winner today is...
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Holly the dog!
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(cheering)
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Well,
that didn't work.
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Sorry, Owen, can't help you
with that Norvin thing.
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I gotta go plan my
next scheme. Good luck!
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I'm telling you, Byron, this
clam chowder is a bad idea.
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Dad! Rachel!
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I just overheard
a terrible plot,
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and everyone keeps ignoring me,
but I know you'll listen to me.
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Not now, Owen,
grownups are talking!
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Please let me spray
clam chowder on everybody!
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Rachel:
Byron, this event is very
important to my boss,
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and your stunt idea is
gonna get everyone sick!
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You left that
clam chowder sitting
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open in the basement
all weekend.
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(retches)
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It's definitely
gone rotten.
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The chowder is rotten?
I just ate a big scoop!
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�What?
�That was for my stunt.
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I�I�I'm sorry.
I was hungry.
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(stammers): Oh boy.
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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And it's well established
from previous adventures
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that whenever
Owen gets sick,
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�he hallucinates.
�He hallucinates.
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♪ ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ ♪
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(cackling)
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♪ ♪
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Blair? Sir Gooch?
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Mom and Byron wanted me
to take you home to rest
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because you ate
bad clam chowder
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and were running around
with your shirt off,
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yelling that you have
"chowder fever."
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Oh no. Did anyone see me?
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We got you outta there
before too many people noticed,
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but the video I posted
of it has three million views.
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You kept blathering on
about some bad kid
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trying to destroy my festival.
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Uh... Yes!
Norvin Schnuckle!
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I overheard him
and his friend planning it.
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Oh, blast. I was afraid
something like this
would happen.
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Well, luckily, I have planned
for just such an occasion.
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Yes, I have been
keeping tabs
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on certain citizens
who have displayed
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extraordinary,
almost superhuman
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abilities during the last year.
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Now, my plan is to make
them into a team
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to protect our fair city
in the event of a crisis.
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I call this team
the Preventers Directive.
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�(remote clicks)
�(fanfare plays)
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Uh, what was that?
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Oh see, I've got this
little remote thingy,
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and when I press
the button here,
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�a computer plays
that song�� Ooh!
�(foghorn blaring)
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(audience cheering)
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�Announcer:
Okay, audience.
�(bell dings)
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You choose what doesSir Liam Gooch's computer
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make Owen and Blair do?
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Director:
So, we're gonna start on,
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"I have this little
remote thingy,
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and when I press it..."
That's where we will start.
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Announcer:
And let's getback to the scene!
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Director:
Action!
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You see, I have this
little remote thingy here,
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�and when I press this button...
�(clicks)
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Computer:
Security alert.Scanning room.
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Three humans identified.
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Uh�oh, I forgot
about my computer's
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security clearance
system. Oh dear.
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Well, you see, I'm afraid that
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both of you are
gonna have to take
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a computer security
clearance test.
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The thing is,
I have a special talent.
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See, what I can do is...
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draw photo�realistic portraits
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of people that I...
know quite well.
258
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There we go. Look at that.
259
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�Pretty good, huh?
�Computer: Sir Liam Gooch
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identity confirmed.
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Two remaining humansmust also draw
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� photo�realistic portraits.
�Sir Gooch: Yeah, there you go.
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Thank you.
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(cheering)
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The best thing that
we could do is for you,
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Blair, to draw
a portrait of Owen.
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Owen, you draw
a portrait of Blair.
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If you fail,
my Royal Cow Guard
will be deployed.
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Trust me, you don't
wanna mess with them.
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Face your boards. You got
two and a half minutes.
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Draw!
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�Okay!
�Blair: I'm starting��
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And no erasing!
That's an extra rule.
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No erasing.
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Owen:
Make me look as beautiful
as I am, Blair.
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�Owen: Sir Gooch��
�Oh, he's got either an acorn
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or an amoeba.
I'm not sure what's there.
278
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Really, Owen? That's nice.
279
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�Owen: This is
already looking amazing.
�Sir Gooch: Ah, yes, of course.
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Right, well, I take it
they don't teach, uh...
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they don't teach art in
American schools, do they?
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(audience laughing)
283
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,566
�(Blair speaks indistinctly)
�I�I hope Blair's talking
to Owen after this one.
284
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,818
You may never want to
speak to him again.
285
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Very pretty. It's a very
pretty Owen over here.
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Blair:
I know, right?
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Michelangelo, you can relax.
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�(Owen giggles)
�Sir Gooch:
All right, time's up!
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By applause,
what do you think about
290
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,374
Blair's portrait of Owen?
291
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,960
(applause, cheering)
292
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,963
And what about Owen's
portrait of Blair?
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(scattered applause, cheers)
294
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�I kind of concur with that.
�(Owen laughs)
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All right! I'm afraid
you have failed.
296
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,222
Computer:
Security clearance failed.
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00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,724
Deploy Royal Cow Guard.
298
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,851
(siren blaring)
299
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Wait, wait, wait!
Art is subjective!
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Remember, wherever cows go,
301
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,900
�there goes
their milk!
�No!
302
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,777
�What?!
�Sir Gooch: There we go!
There we go!
303
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,154
(shrieking, laughing)
304
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,240
Oh dear.
The price of failure.
305
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,034
�Anyone got any cookies?
�This is so disgusting!
306
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,996
This is the weirdest
security measure ever!
307
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,414
Computer:
Security threat
308
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,457
�eliminated.
�Thank you very much.
309
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,418
�(audience cheering)
�Thank you, guys.
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Well, come on. We gotta get back
to the Preventers Directive.
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(cheering)
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Unlike 99.99%
313
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,179
of what adults
usually talk about,
314
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,639
the Preventers Directive
actually sounds
315
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,975
like it might be cool.
But who's on the team?
316
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,934
(remote clicks)
317
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,603
Sir Gooch:
Well, first up,
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ROBOT 8700.
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00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,734
Byron ordered him
as a radio stunt,
320
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,320
but then he went berserk
and demolished half the town.
321
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,113
He still roams
the streets today,
322
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,073
but I believe we could harness
323
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his cutting�edge technology
to best our adversaries.
324
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Next up...
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Ungar the Vindictive,
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00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,333
a freakishly
large 12�year�old
327
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,085
from the Siberian
Death�lands.
328
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,963
Yeah, he beat Owen rather badly
329
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,174
in this year's karate
tournament. (chuckles)
330
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,842
Ouch!
331
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,844
Next up, we have�� Ah!
332
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,015
Lil' Pouty!
333
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,100
Yeah, this eccentric
hip�hop star,
334
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,561
whose impressive
skill at reaching out
335
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,104
and connecting with
the younger generation
336
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,024
could be very useful to us.
And that brings us to...
337
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,110
�My love!
�T. O. T!
338
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,116
I see you remember this
masterfully crafted
339
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,118
artificially
intelligent toilet
340
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,995
that spent some time
living with your family
341
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,623
before returning to
its Japanese homeland.
342
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,418
Sir Gooch, where did you
get all these photos?
343
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,838
This one was taken
from inside our house.
344
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,924
Oh, yes, well,
I put hidden cameras
345
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,093
in most of my
employees' living rooms.
346
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,511
Yeah, but let's not get
into that right now.
347
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,013
The important thing is we
need to get these heroes
348
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,723
together to save this city.
349
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,225
Now, I'll track down
350
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,310
the robot and Ungar
the Vindictive.
351
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,063
You go looking for Lil' Pouty
and the talking toilet.
352
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,523
How do we know
where they are?
353
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,692
Ah, well, they should both
be in Japan right now.
354
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,529
Yeah, as luck would have it,
Lil' Pouty is doing a concert
355
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,615
on a pleasure cruise which
T. O. T is known to frequent.
356
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,369
Preventers,
let's go...
357
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,204
prevent something
bad from happening!
358
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,164
�That is not catchy.
�Doesn't really
roll off the tongue.
359
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,542
Yeah, I know.
We'll work on that...
360
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,169
♪ ♪
361
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,172
(applause, cheering)
362
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,096
♪ ♪
363
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,017
Why'd you make us
dress like this?
364
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,728
We're in disguise. We're
two tourists from Indiana!
365
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,064
(sighs) Okay, but if
I'm gonna do this,
366
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,482
then I'm gonna
do this right.
367
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,067
My name is Bethany
and I'm starting over
368
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,652
from my third
failed marriage.
369
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,028
I left the kids with
my mom for the week,
370
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,489
and I'm just looking for
a little fun with my girls.
371
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,701
Uh, Blair,
we're 13 years old.
372
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,703
Fine, then my first
failed marriage.
373
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:55,997
Look!
374
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,125
That poster says Lil'
Pouty performs tonight
375
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,376
in the main
auditorium!
376
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,086
Okay, let's split up.
377
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,754
You get Pouty,
and I'll find T. O. T.
378
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,047
�Preventers!
�Prevent!
379
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,925
�Ooh, I like that!
�I just kinda said it,
but it works.
380
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,888
(gong clangs)
381
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,891
♪ ♪
382
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,858
T.O.T:
I've beaten youthree times in a row,
383
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,068
Mr. Akachan Yamamoto.
384
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,155
Perhaps this isjust not your night.
385
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,490
T.O.T! I can't
believe I found you!
386
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,368
�I thought I'd never
see you again!
�Blair!
387
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,204
Oh, how I'vemissed you!
388
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,081
I think about youand Owen every day!
389
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,001
�(speaks Russian)
�Uh, no, Oxana!
390
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,086
I�it's not like that!She's just...
391
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,714
a friend of minefrom the Americas!
392
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,093
(speaks Japanese)...
Mr. Toilet.
393
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,429
This one's for
all the marbles.
394
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,057
I accept,and once again,
395
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,476
Oxana will be my hands.
396
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,645
Oh, now
he needs me.
397
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,689
Okay.
It's time for us to play
398
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,192
the ancient, sacred,
time�honored game of skill.
399
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,153
Munchy Munchy Monkeys!
400
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,780
(speaks Japanese)
401
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,200
(rattling)
402
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,082
(gong clangs)
403
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,584
(knocking)
404
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,587
♪ ♪
405
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,923
Uh, Lil' Pouty?
Sir?
406
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,967
What?!
407
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,261
It's Owen, from Akron, Ohio.
408
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,264
Owen! How you doing, my man?
409
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,809
What are you doing
all the way in Japan?
410
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,895
(grunting, sighs)
411
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,772
(panting): Man,
412
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,150
has standing up gotten
way harder or is it just me?
413
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,696
Uh... (chuckles)
Whoa, you...
414
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,073
look different.
Are you okay?
415
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,078
No. No, little man,
416
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,582
I am not okay.
(crying)
417
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,668
I came to this country to kick
off the first leg of the...
418
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,545
"My Haters Have Made
Some Legitimate Points,
419
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,590
But I Still Ain't
Listening To Them" tour.
420
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,926
�But then, I got addicted
to fresh sushi�� Oh!
�(foghorn blaring)
421
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,013
(cheering)
422
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,390
Announcer:
Last vote, audience!
423
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,934
You get to decidewhat food combination
424
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,936
Lil' Pouty is addicted to.
425
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,231
First, pick a liquidfrom this list.
426
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,985
Next, choose a protein.
427
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,823
And finally, select a dessert.
428
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,535
Now, let's getback to the scene.
429
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,371
Director:
Action!
430
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,790
Oh, but then
I got addicted to
431
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,667
the pleasure
cruise special.
432
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,128
Fish sauce and octopus
433
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,921
in lime gelatin!
434
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,632
�(bell dinging)
�(audience cheering)
435
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,926
Dante, show the little
man what I'm talking about!
436
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,596
All right,
all right, all right!
437
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,432
One special bowl
coming right up!
438
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,186
�We got some lime gelatin.
�(coughs)
439
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:08,230
Why do I feel like I'm
gonna have to eat this, too?
440
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,941
�Dante: Ooh...
�Owen: Oh, wow.
441
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,735
Audience:
Ew!
442
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,279
Dante:
A little... octopus!
443
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,449
�(audience groans)
�Y�you mix it together?
444
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,535
(gasping, screaming)
445
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,121
Dante:
Oh come on, you gotta have
a little special sauce on that.
446
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,374
Fish sauce it is.
447
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,544
(audience screaming)
448
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,134
Uh, I think I'm gonna turn
the color of that gelatin.
449
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,347
Oh baby...
450
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,475
This seems like
a very easy thing
451
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,268
to not get addicted to.
452
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,646
Audience:
Ew!
453
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,690
Come on! Yeah! Oh yeah!
454
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,693
(audience screaming)
455
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,156
Lil' Pouty:
Mm! Oh, that was so good!
456
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,284
I think it's only fair that
you taste some now, Owen.
457
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,537
Owen! Owen!
458
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,581
All:
Owen! Owen! Owen!
459
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,626
Owen! Owen! Owen!
460
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,212
(screaming)
461
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,549
�(screaming)
�Lil' Pouty: Oh!
462
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,802
(screaming)
463
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,221
(laughter)
464
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,683
It's the fish sauce that
makes it bad, isn't it?
465
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,601
Is it, uh, supposed to feel like
466
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,062
it's grabbing your
tonsils on the way down?
467
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:34,108
(applause, cheering)
468
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,027
I know it's gross, but I
just can't get enough of it!
469
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,321
I'm so broken, Owen!
470
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,283
(cries): I'm so broken!
471
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,118
Ah...
472
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,120
(gong clangs)
473
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,123
♪ ♪
474
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,667
(chuckles) Twenty�two.
475
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:58,966
Oh no. I only have twenty�four!Looks like I won again!
476
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,219
�(laughing)
�(clapping)
477
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,722
That's impossible!
478
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,475
Way to go,
T. O. T!
479
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,102
You are my hero,
Captain Stud!
480
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,273
So, T. O. T, what
have you been up to?
481
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,566
Are you here
with your family?
482
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,777
Unfortunately, no.
483
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,987
After I left youand Owen, I went to live
484
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,198
with my toiletfamily in Japan.
485
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,742
But we had a huge fightover Japanese Thanksgiving,
486
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,285
and they disowned me.
487
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:30,164
That's when I decided thatI didn't need a family.
488
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,125
I made a vow to liveonly for myself
489
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,503
and the pleasuresof the porcelain.
490
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,048
But T. O. T,
we need you.
491
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,092
Some weird kid is trying to
destroy our town's festival.
492
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,678
(gasps)
Not the bicentennial!
493
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,764
Yes! Come back,
494
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,015
save the city,
495
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,184
and then you can live
with our family again.
496
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,769
I'm sorry, Blair.
497
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:54,688
I only live for number one now.
498
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,359
I think I'm destinedto just be��
499
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,653
Ah... ah... achoo!
500
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,655
�(marbles scattering)
�(gasps)
501
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,115
What is that?
502
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,244
♪ ♪
503
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,081
Extra marbles?!
504
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,958
(gasping)
505
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,794
Mr. Toilet Man
is cheating!
506
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,170
(gasping)
507
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,965
I'm sure he wasn't. Look,
508
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,342
�we don't want any problems.
�Who are you?
509
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,345
I'm Bethany, recent divorcee...
510
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,515
who's kid�free for the week.
511
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:32,643
I'm just looking for a little
fun with my girls. Woo!
512
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,353
You say you are
here to have fun
513
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,063
with your girls,
yet you have no squad!
514
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,441
You have dishonored
this game,
515
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,110
this Japanese
pleasure cruise,
516
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,778
and girl squads
everywhere!
517
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,031
For that, you both
must be punished!
518
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,617
Announcer:
What will happen next?
519
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,619
Will Norvin destroythe festival?
520
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,581
Will Owen be ableto get Lil' Pouty's lifeback on track?
521
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,458
Will Blair and T. O. T be fedto the Japanese river sharks?
522
00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:00,087
Tune in next time on
Just Roll With It!
523
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,172
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
524
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:05,175
(cheering)
525
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,141
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
526
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,935
(cheering continues)
527
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,271
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
528
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,194
(cheering continues)
529
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,115
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
530
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,537
(theme music playing)
531
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,165
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
532
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,712
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
533
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,014
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
534
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,143
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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