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My life
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has two beginnings
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One is my mom's birth canal,
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The other one is the red carpet
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of G-boy award ceremony.
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Can you believe it?
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Two months ago...
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Get him!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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What are you doing here?
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l'm waiting for you.
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Oh, my god!
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You went on
a shopping spree again?
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These are presents from you.
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To celebrate us being together
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for a year and 147 days
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There's more...
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Not really.
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That's it for now, bye.
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Yong-Long,
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When you have a girl friend,
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you may take
her home for dinner.
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l had already got
married with your mom
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when l was at your age
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Oh~ l see
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Man all should get married first,
and then start a career
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you're not a kid anymore...
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l'm done
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Man...
same old story with my dad,
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he keeps asking
me all these questions.
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When l was your age,
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l already got married.
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You have to start
a family before having a career.
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You are not getting any younger.
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How do you know that?
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Cancer: Haha, this is what fathers
all over the world will say.
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Fathers are always the same.
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lf only l had money...
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l could go to Taipei
and follow my dreams.
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Ever since l was a kid,
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l wanted to be a detective,
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To arrest criminals,
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To help those in need,
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To maintain society's stability,
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just like Ken,
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become the synonym
of righteousness.
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Excuse me,
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police business.
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Two cups of hot milk tea
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Three chess and egg sandwiches,
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two corn omelets,
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with fresh corn,
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not that canned stuff.
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and a large burger,
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put it on our tab.
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Thanks.
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What the hell?
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ls this how the law works?
Stinking police!
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Hurry up!
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Your...
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Girl friend owes us money.
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How much?
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Ten million dollars.
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Dude, let go of me!
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He's splitting, get him!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Why is this
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happening to me?!.
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G-Boy
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the prize money
is Ten million dollars
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Ten million!
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Sweet salvation, Ten million dollars!
Ten million dollars!
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G-Boy
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naked policeman: Do you guys know
about ''G-Boy Contest''?
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G-Boy
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What's that?
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You suck.
This contest rules!
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This seems
a contest held for you!
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The champion alone will get a
10-million-dollar grand prize.
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G-Boy
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Now l can go to Taipei
and follow my dreams.
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Damn faggots
with their beauty pageant,
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go to hell!
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Even though it is
only a symbolic bill,
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but still triggered waves
of heated debates.
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On one hand, G-Man magazine announced
it will hold a G-boy contest,
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with a 10-million-dollar
grand prize.
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but homophobic organizations
also sent out hate mail,
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and are poised to foil the contest,
while the police...
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The order just came,
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we are to investigate
homophobic organizations
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which are trying
to foil the G-Boy contest.
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the only way to be sure
of their activity
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is to get someone undercover.
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Undercover?
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Does you mean like
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Tony Leung
in ''lnfernal Affairs''?
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l wanna be a good guy.
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Stop fooling around.
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Undercover assignments
are dangerous.
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Especially this one.
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Sir, l volunteer!
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Good!
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We need more young people like you
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Who are willing to dedicate
and sacrifice themselves.
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Sacrifice themselves?
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Study this case file,
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and report to me in my office
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in half an hour,
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got it?
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Yes, sir!
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Jay,
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go get a haircut
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shave and get a facial,
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don't forget to shave your legs,
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Shave my legs?
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l'm at my wits' end.
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But the rules are clear,
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only gay can participate.
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lf you keep your mouth shut,
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nobody will know
that you're not gay.
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Stop trying
to make me feel better,
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l don't look gay at all.
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Do l look gay?
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Tell me one thing...
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Do you wanna
win this ten million or not?
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Of course l do.
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But...
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Don't worry, we are pals,
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l will stand
by you till the end.
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My god, this one looks
like a monster.
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This one is out!
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See?
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Look at that guy,
he's butt ugly!
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Look at this one!
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This guy is a perfect homo,
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Strong but tender,
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l love him!
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Guys,
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this one...
is the epitome of gayness.
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Congratulate you on the success
in the first election of G-Boy Contest
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l got picked!
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l got picked!
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l got picked! l got picked!
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First election of G-Boy
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Congratulation to all for your
success in first election!
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these are...
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three death threat letters sent
to the G-Boy competition,
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The perpetrators
are extremely sly,
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Just think...
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the postmarks...
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of these three letters
are all different,
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and not a single trace
of handwriting...
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Nothing for us to work on!
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Jay...
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you have been undercover
for a while,
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which one of the contestants
looks suspicious to you?
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Well...
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Well...
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As a matter of fact,
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they all look suspicious to me.
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'Cause they are all weirdoes.
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l don't need you to tell me that.
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Didn't they say you're cute?
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Turn off the lights!
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What's wrong?
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Look!
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These letters
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are all written on music paper
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So?
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This means...
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that the perp might be someone
who knows about music.
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There is one contestant,
A-Shin,
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he's a musician.
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Freeze, police!
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We have orders
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to arrest you immediately.
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Why?
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'Cause you are posing
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as a gay for money.
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There must be some
misunderstanding, sirs!
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Call us
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Queer cops!
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Queer cops,
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you got it all wrong,
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l am gay,
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l wore my mom's
high heels when l was a kid,
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and fantasized dating with boys.
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l am gay!
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Gay!
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You have a girl friend.
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That's just a hoax.
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l am not interested in women.
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l don't even like women,
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'Cause l am gay.
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l am gay.
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l am gay.
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l'm really gay.
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l'm really gay.
l am gay.
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A-Hong, wake up!
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l am gay...
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A-Hong, wake up!
What's wrong?
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A-Shin, l am gay.
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You're gay?
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l just had a horrible dream,
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l dreamt that cops
are coming for me,
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'cause he found out
that l'm an imposter!
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What shall l do?
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Don't panic, relax.
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l'm gay, l'm gay.
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l'm a charming queer.
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l'm gay, l'm gay.
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Jay.
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Jay.
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What's up?
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You're gay?
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How do you know that?
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Are you really gay?
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No,
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l had a dream,
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l dreamt...
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l dreamt about a gay.
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l was on patrol,
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he suddenly yelled at me,
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l'm gay, l'm gay
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l'm a charming gay
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Scared me to death.
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You are too stressed lately.
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Yeah, l...
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That explains
your sexual performance.
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You're shoes are filthy.
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Take them off before
getting into bed.
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Filthy!
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Not womanlike at all!
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What?
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What are you doing?
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You're wearing cologne,
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and are wearing new underwears,
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What are you up to?
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l...
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You...
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l...thought you
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would like it.
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Are you having an affair?
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What the
hell are you talking about?
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One woman is already killing me,
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l would never dream
of having another.
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You got that right!
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Gay Style Handbook
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Gay.
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You've become gay?
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No, this...
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this is for work.
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What kind of work?
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Are you selling your ass?
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My boyfriend is gay!
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My boyfriend is gay!
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What have l done to deserve this?
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What have l done to deserve this?
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What have l done to deserve this?
Tell me!
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You got it wrong,
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l am not selling my ass,
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l'm just going to...
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What?
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Going to...
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What?
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To be in a movie.
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Movie?
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Yeah!
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l am going to be in a movie,
and work on location.
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l am playing a courier.
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l'm going away for a week.
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You're going away for a...
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What's wrong with the lights?
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GO GO G-Boy
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Greetings,
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all thirteen contestants.
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Today we are going to
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eliminate 6 of you.
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The rules are very simple.
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Each of you gets 30 seconds,
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to be on stage
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and show your best talents,
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the audience will be voting
on your performance,
287
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:24,490
when your time is up,
288
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:25,940
and you don't have enough votes,
289
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,540
you will be eliminated.
290
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,770
l announce...
291
00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:33,680
the competition has started!
292
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,120
''False''
293
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,900
''False''
294
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,310
Once upon a time
there was this old lady...
295
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,600
''False''
296
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,750
''False''
297
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,130
''False''
298
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,480
l will still wait
299
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,520
Till you go
300
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,460
Seven semi-finalists are
301
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,230
A-Shin
302
00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,960
A-Hong
303
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,560
Kitamura,
304
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,890
Siao Sih
305
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,360
Young Long
306
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,540
Daniel
307
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,800
and Jay,
308
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,130
Congratulations!
309
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,680
Daniel/24/ Model
310
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,680
Yong-Long/19/Student
311
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,910
Jay/23/ (Undercover)
312
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,390
Kitamura/23/ lnsurance Agent
313
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:29,890
Siao Sih / 19 / Clerk in Clothing Store
314
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:33,150
A-Shin / 22 / Rock Singer
315
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,630
A-Hong /22/Courier
316
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:36,260
A-Hong
317
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:36,840
A-Shin
318
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,370
Siao Sih
319
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:37,940
Kitamura
320
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:38,500
Jay
321
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,760
Yong-Long
322
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:39,930
Daniel
323
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:43,340
You're not gay.
324
00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:50,970
Says who?
325
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,620
You're not.
326
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,720
Says who?
327
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,920
You can't be, 'cause...
328
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,460
No gay
329
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,820
can resist my charm.
330
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,590
You're not sleeping there.
331
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,410
Not here, either.
332
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,180
This is where you sleep.
333
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,260
So what will it be?
334
00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,270
Sleeping in the
closet ain't all bad.
335
00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:57,870
l can eavesdrop on others.
336
00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:00,840
Siao Sih.
337
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,910
What?
338
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:05,480
Can you help me put
on some hair grower?
339
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,290
Yanagiya Hair Grower?
340
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:10,650
What the hell is that?
341
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:14,330
lt will stimulate
chest hair growth.
342
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:16,590
Chest hair?
Yeah.
343
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:18,660
Wow, this is so sexy.
344
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,330
Why don't you put it on yourself?
345
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,700
lt's not that you can't reach it.
346
00:22:24,370 --> 00:22:25,860
l know!
347
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:28,140
l have read it on some queer website,
348
00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:30,840
that this is a part of foreplay.
349
00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:37,710
You go online too much.
350
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,480
enjoying music all by yourself?
351
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,320
Come, help me with this.
352
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,250
Yanagiya Hair Grower
353
00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:46,950
Come on, come one!
354
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,220
Yanagiya Hair Grower
355
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,620
You want me
to help you put it on?
356
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,420
Let's take a break.
357
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:12,570
Tired?
358
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:21,490
We've been hanging
out since we were kids.
359
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,290
The world is so colorful
360
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:26,570
whenever A-Hong's around,
361
00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:30,690
no matter where we are.
362
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,760
A-Hong,
363
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:35,300
all l want is to be with you,
364
00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:37,670
you don't even have
to turn around and look at me,
365
00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,380
just let me
366
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,490
spend my days with you.
367
00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:51,190
Where is it?
368
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:56,120
Are you looking for this?
369
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,140
Thanks, l'm A-Shin.
370
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,510
l'm A-Hong.
371
00:24:21,350 --> 00:24:22,720
Take this!
372
00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:38,040
Truly Madly Deeply
373
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,640
This is my favorite song.
374
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,910
A-Hong, can you remember it?
375
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,310
Nice, isn't it?
376
00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:51,640
You can take Risa here.
377
00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:58,150
Risa isn't crazy
about night scenery.
378
00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:02,590
the only thing
she likes is shopping.
379
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,230
Shopping isn't bad, either.
380
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,020
She must have
bought you a lot of stuff.
381
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,470
Not a thing.
382
00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:15,530
Except this.
383
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,770
She wore it a few time,
didn't like it,
384
00:25:18,770 --> 00:25:20,110
made me return it,
385
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,210
but the more l look at it,
the more l like it.
386
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,890
maybe it's because
this once belonged to her.
387
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:37,230
Risa wasn't always like this.
388
00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:43,800
Look,
389
00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:46,940
remember?
390
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,980
What's this? lt's ugly.
391
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:56,470
Your junior high's shop assignment.
392
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,220
Really?
393
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,120
l gave you that.
394
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:14,930
l messed up that assignment,
395
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,660
l was gonna throw that away,
396
00:26:17,170 --> 00:26:18,230
But it happened
to be your birthday,
397
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:19,930
so l gave it to you.
398
00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:23,970
bad luck being my friend.
399
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,410
but the more l look at it,
the more l like it,
400
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:33,750
so l've been
wearing it till now.
401
00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:41,890
Let's go.
402
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,400
Get up!
403
00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:06,520
A-Shin, go!
404
00:27:07,790 --> 00:27:09,280
What's the matter?
405
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,900
The ring has
taken over me, go!
406
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,620
l thought we were
playing ''Lord of the Ring'',
407
00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:17,190
when did it turn
into a chick lit?
408
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:18,660
Gross!
409
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,830
Here it goes again,
l can't take it anymore.
410
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,600
Though we cannot be together
in this lifetime,
411
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,170
but the next lifetime
412
00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:29,300
and the next after that
413
00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:31,640
l will be with you.
414
00:27:32,910 --> 00:27:36,310
Don't forget me then.
415
00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:44,820
Spit it out!
416
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:47,730
Come on, good boy.
417
00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:50,120
l, A-Shin,
418
00:27:52,030 --> 00:27:53,430
swear to god,
419
00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:55,770
will be A-Hong's best pal
420
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,030
in the next lifetime.
421
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:08,950
Gatchaman?!
422
00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:10,480
Turn over the ring!
423
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:11,910
l'll deliver it to
Broke back mountain for you.
424
00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:14,280
Broke back mountain?
425
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,720
What?
426
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,380
Haven't heard
of Broke back mountain?
427
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:19,750
Shut up!
428
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,120
Turn it over!
429
00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:24,760
Give me the ring.
430
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,530
Give it to me! No! it's mine!
431
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:42,310
Terra Cresta~~~~~
432
00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:45,750
Why...
433
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,480
doesn't the director say cut?
434
00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:52,660
Because we need to shoot
the most important scene.
435
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,320
Good morning.
436
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:27,850
The Hobbits.
437
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,520
Gatchaman, fly away~
438
00:29:35,470 --> 00:29:37,960
2,3,4,5,6, switch.
439
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,800
1 ,2,3...
440
00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:43,670
A-Hong, A-Hong
441
00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,060
The pool is very shallow,
442
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,770
don't worry.
443
00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:50,480
Help, help...
444
00:30:09,270 --> 00:30:10,500
l lost my necklace.
445
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,330
Necklace? What color is it?
446
00:30:13,330 --> 00:30:14,370
Silver.
447
00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:22,200
Why are you guys standing around?
448
00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:24,140
Go help him find it!
449
00:30:28,190 --> 00:30:29,420
No way!
450
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:30,990
l don't want to disturb them.
451
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:33,230
Disturb?
452
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:22,440
Staring at the street corner
of Hoping west road,
453
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:26,540
l have changed
a great deal there.
454
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,340
Risa is calling
455
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:32,110
The botanical garden changes
with the seasons, water lilies...
456
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,460
A-Shin's back...
457
00:31:49,070 --> 00:31:50,490
Who ordered the chicken?
458
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,530
Excuse me, sir,
459
00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:54,260
You might be at the wrong place.
460
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,580
l am Young Long's father.
461
00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:58,880
ls Young Long there?
462
00:31:59,850 --> 00:32:00,850
Dad.
463
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:09,750
Dad.
464
00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:18,960
You ditched me
and came to Taipei,
465
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,400
are you having fun
with your friends?
466
00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:24,670
Wherever.
467
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,100
Yeah.
468
00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:29,170
l like Paris.
469
00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:32,440
Right, we can add
a few more days.
470
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,410
Don't worry.
471
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:37,770
Money is not an issue.
Yeah.
472
00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:39,680
Yeah, please book the tickets for me.
473
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,310
Thank you for your trouble.
474
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,780
Bye.
475
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,620
Where are you going this time?
476
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,600
Wherever.
477
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,160
We have 10 million dollars,
478
00:32:50,430 --> 00:32:52,270
we can go around the world.
479
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,860
How told you
that l have 10 million?
480
00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:58,130
Be confident in yourself.
481
00:32:58,130 --> 00:32:59,670
You can definitely beat
482
00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:02,410
those sissy gay
483
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,310
Did they violate you?
484
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:06,400
You have to protect yourself.
485
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:08,370
l think you need to see a doctor.
486
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,310
Why not go to Africa?
487
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,440
What are you talking about?
488
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,710
Tell you one thing
489
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,110
You are a very selfish person.
490
00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:18,520
You...
491
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,510
l see,
492
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,690
This is A-Shin talking.
493
00:33:24,690 --> 00:33:25,860
A-Shin?
494
00:33:26,130 --> 00:33:28,600
Yeah, l bet he is speaking ill
of me behind my back,
495
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,720
right?
496
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,000
Don't be ridiculous.
497
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,630
A-Shin is not like that.
498
00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:36,540
Let me tell you one more thing,
499
00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:38,610
no one would ever treat me
as good as A-Shin.
500
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,510
l see...
501
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,770
are you in love with A-Shin?
502
00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:46,550
Don't be silly.
503
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:49,510
lt's nice to be loved
and taken care of,
504
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,120
right?
505
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,290
We are just friends, OK?
506
00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:55,150
Just friends?
507
00:33:55,530 --> 00:33:58,240
Why is he accompanying you
to the Gay Beauty Pageant?
508
00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:00,900
l bet he wants to assimilate you,
509
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:01,630
that way...
510
00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:06,390
he can hold your hand on the street,
he can even kiss you!
511
00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:07,540
Stop being ridiculous!
512
00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:09,160
Fine, from now on,
513
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,300
you can do whatever you want.
514
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:20,380
By the way, happy birthday.
515
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,880
From A-Shin Still remember
the beach we always went to?
516
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,210
Come here.
517
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:58,980
We're all waiting
for you right here.
518
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,430
That night,
when he was sleeping
519
00:35:43,430 --> 00:35:48,910
He heard a noise
coming from the door...
520
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:50,640
That made him nervous,
521
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640
carefully he opened the door...
522
00:35:56,350 --> 00:35:57,820
Not a soul!
523
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,380
A-Shin,
524
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:00,920
lt's almost twelve,
525
00:36:01,350 --> 00:36:02,840
is A-Hong coming or not?
526
00:36:03,190 --> 00:36:05,210
The food is almost gone.
527
00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:06,790
So is the bonfire,
528
00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:08,790
and my hair style.
529
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:09,350
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me.
530
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,210
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to...
531
00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:03,840
Happy birthday.
532
00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:39,840
This time you have to decide
533
00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:49,910
who is the next one to go.
534
00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,580
So you have to vote
535
00:39:53,990 --> 00:39:55,390
and decide
536
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:58,620
who is the pain in the ass
537
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,290
The two contestants with the
highest votes will be eliminated.
538
00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:04,760
The remaining five
539
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,690
will be the finalists.
540
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,730
Think carefully,
541
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,100
contemplate thoroughly.
542
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:22,210
You have been together for a few days,
there must be someone you can't stand.
543
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:27,550
There must be someone
544
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,780
making your skin crawl.
545
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:35,250
Fire up your brains
546
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:39,330
and figure it out, OK?
547
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,630
A-Hong,
548
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,170
you forgot to insert coins.
549
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,650
Did you forget
to bring change again?
550
00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:07,380
What got into A-Shin?
He is acting strange.
551
00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:09,790
What wrong with him and A-Hong?
552
00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:11,210
You don't suppose he would
553
00:43:11,210 --> 00:43:12,410
jump off the building?
554
00:43:12,410 --> 00:43:13,450
Don't say that.
555
00:43:13,450 --> 00:43:16,250
What can we do to get
A-shin back to normal
556
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,220
l'm afraid that he would
557
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,590
do something scary later.
558
00:43:19,590 --> 00:43:21,600
l have an idea.
559
00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:23,390
lt's finally my turn.
560
00:43:24,530 --> 00:43:25,780
Guys,
561
00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:29,230
This can be our team song.
562
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,370
Ladies and gentlemen
563
00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:38,540
Seven wolves: Never look back.
564
00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:42,880
l want to get to the top,
565
00:43:43,180 --> 00:43:46,200
Before sunrise.
566
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,250
look that the stars, and...
567
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:51,520
Cut it off.
568
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,160
Where are your manners?
569
00:43:56,730 --> 00:43:58,660
What? That's my song.
570
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,710
l made up my mind,
571
00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:07,400
don't care
what other people say,
572
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,630
as long as
you feel the same way.
573
00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:14,710
l would go to the end
of the world with you,
574
00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:18,540
l know it's not easy.
575
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:23,320
l try to convenience myself,
576
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:27,150
you giving up
is what scares me the most.
577
00:44:32,830 --> 00:44:35,660
Love needs courage,
578
00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:38,700
to face the rumors.
579
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:40,730
Calling A-Hung
580
00:44:41,710 --> 00:44:43,110
Calling from Young Long
581
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,440
lf l hurt you
582
00:44:51,850 --> 00:44:55,180
with my capriciousness
583
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:59,920
''can you remind me gently?
584
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,320
l know l am impatient,''
585
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,390
that's because
l don't want to miss you.
586
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,890
Love needs courage,
587
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:11,770
to face the rumors.
588
00:45:12,170 --> 00:45:16,440
all l need is a
firm look from you,
589
00:45:16,740 --> 00:45:20,120
then my love would have meaning.
590
00:45:21,350 --> 00:45:24,370
We need courage
591
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:27,950
to believe in us.
592
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:32,920
l can feel you
through the crowd,
593
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:36,460
put your heart
594
00:45:38,830 --> 00:45:41,820
in my hands.
595
00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:02,910
A-Hong...
596
00:47:08,790 --> 00:47:09,780
Excuse me,
597
00:47:11,690 --> 00:47:13,260
do you have a light?
598
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:30,900
What's this?
599
00:48:33,570 --> 00:48:34,730
Your necklace?
600
00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:37,430
What an ugly piece of crap,
let me take it off for you.
601
00:49:58,720 --> 00:49:59,660
Hold on!
602
00:50:01,130 --> 00:50:02,590
ls my father back yet?
603
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:03,960
What are you afraid of?
604
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,560
Don't you think it's even
better if he sees us?
605
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:19,050
Dad!
606
00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:33,890
Dad...
607
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,500
Dad, don't worry,
608
00:50:42,370 --> 00:50:43,890
l not be bad.
609
00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:09,790
Uncle.
610
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,890
You're up early.
611
00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:17,330
Are you leaving?
612
00:51:19,770 --> 00:51:21,830
l have to go home
and take care of my chicken.
613
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,400
l walk you to the bus stop.
614
00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:47,230
Dan, come and sit down.
615
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:06,210
Dan, do you know
616
00:52:06,650 --> 00:52:07,810
how to make the best
617
00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:10,150
stewed chicken feet?
618
00:52:11,690 --> 00:52:12,950
Chicken feet?
619
00:52:15,130 --> 00:52:17,100
You have to cook them for
an hour and ten minutes.
620
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,290
Listen to me
621
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:23,890
First immerse the chicken feet
622
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,360
in water and cook them.
623
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:31,470
then stew them in boiling water,
624
00:52:32,210 --> 00:52:35,480
add some sugar,
625
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,270
salt ,soy sauce,
626
00:52:37,270 --> 00:52:39,180
and spring onion and garlic,
627
00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:42,520
add some aniseeds,
628
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,240
and some fennel.
629
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:47,960
You know this?
630
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,230
l looked it up online.
631
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,260
Have you heard about
Young Long's father?
632
00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:25,590
So sweet.
633
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,720
Yep, and he taught him
634
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,160
how to stew chicken feet.
635
00:53:31,410 --> 00:53:32,800
None of you guys know how
to stew chicken feet?
636
00:53:33,090 --> 00:53:34,600
l'll make some for you.
637
00:53:35,110 --> 00:53:36,270
Are your chicken
feet any good?
638
00:53:36,270 --> 00:53:37,640
They are the best.
639
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,500
l bet they will give us the trots.
640
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,240
Nonsense, my chicken feet are the best.
they will give us the trots.
641
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:41,640
All you ever think about is food.
642
00:53:44,870 --> 00:53:47,540
Come and take a look.
643
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:49,440
Some one drop these off
644
00:53:49,990 --> 00:53:51,750
at the convention this morning.
645
00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,120
l guess we have been
targeted by someone.
646
00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:00,990
Pass these down.
647
00:54:09,210 --> 00:54:10,770
But l think these photos
648
00:54:11,310 --> 00:54:12,080
can help you guys
649
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,740
deiced whom to eliminate.
650
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:17,470
ls somebody
is taking our pictures?
651
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:25,160
Muscle cramps!
652
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:36,500
Muscle cramps?
653
00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:43,170
Wait up... My stomach aches,
654
00:54:43,170 --> 00:54:44,400
l need a bathroom break.
655
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,610
Your stomach aches?
656
00:54:54,350 --> 00:54:56,120
You were taking
''bathroom breaks''
657
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,690
while we were preparing
for the party!
658
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,950
A-Hong didn't come anyway.
659
00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:03,920
You ate all the food,
660
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,790
Would you care
if A-Hong came or not?
661
00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:08,560
You weren't A-Shin anyway.
662
00:55:15,510 --> 00:55:17,770
l have counted the votes,
663
00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:21,440
the one who gets
eliminated is...
664
00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:26,510
Jay, you are out!
665
00:55:29,890 --> 00:55:30,820
l got it!
666
00:55:31,270 --> 00:55:32,850
lt's a trap!
667
00:55:32,850 --> 00:55:33,620
He deliberately took a lot
of pictures of me,
668
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:34,990
to make you think
that l am a scumbag,
669
00:55:35,230 --> 00:55:36,280
Who's gonna protect you once
l'm gone?
670
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,590
Who needs your protection?
Don't flatter yourself.
671
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,190
You can't make me leave.
672
00:55:43,770 --> 00:55:45,360
Why?
673
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,560
Because l'm...
674
00:55:49,110 --> 00:55:50,400
Because l'm...
675
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,570
Are you going to tell us or not?
676
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,610
Not.
677
00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,780
Admirable, you have guts.
678
00:55:59,550 --> 00:56:01,420
Everybody, torture him!
679
00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:14,730
Fine, l tell you everything.
680
00:56:14,730 --> 00:56:16,310
l will.
681
00:56:33,950 --> 00:56:34,940
Really?
682
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:38,510
You wanna send us presents
to cheer us up?
683
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,640
Who is Young Long talking to?
684
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:06,200
Cancer: No Kidding!
685
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,880
l congratulate you on the
success for final election.
686
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:08,980
You bangs! and Six
of you are so great
687
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:12,590
Thanks, you are the one
who encouraged me to compete.
688
00:57:15,490 --> 00:57:19,900
Hey ''Cop'', Wuss up!
689
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:24,560
l will get naked
when l hit the hay, haha.
690
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,830
Listen,
691
00:57:25,830 --> 00:57:27,940
l am now one of
the G-Boy's finalists
692
00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:31,170
Cancer wants to send us
some presents.
693
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,140
Good for you.
694
00:57:35,810 --> 00:57:39,510
Going off line now, time for bed.
695
00:57:42,910 --> 00:57:44,820
What kind for presents
are you sending them?
696
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,630
lt's a surprise.
697
00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:53,460
How do you know where the
competition is held?
698
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,820
l know where it is and
699
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,660
l also know they've kicking
a loser out of the game
700
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:59,630
And this loser goes to
a stupid undercover cop
701
00:57:59,630 --> 00:58:01,170
who was kicked out of the contest
702
00:58:01,170 --> 00:58:03,540
only because he furtively ate
a piece of watermelon
703
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,940
That's it for today
704
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,600
l gotta go
705
00:58:08,950 --> 00:58:10,240
lt's him.
706
00:59:48,510 --> 00:59:49,170
Where are you going?
707
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:53,270
lf you're going out to pick up guys,
take me with you.
708
00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:56,780
l can't sleep,
wanna go out for a walk.
709
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,520
A-Shin's necklace.
710
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,840
lt's almost time
for the final round,
711
01:01:30,450 --> 01:01:33,810
yet you look very unhappy.
712
01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:34,940
What's up?
713
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:53,100
l don't know.
714
01:01:54,710 --> 01:01:56,400
l feel as though
l have wronged somebody.
715
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,180
Long time ago,
716
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:09,200
l fell in love
with a straight guy.
717
01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:12,480
l was very young,
718
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:15,650
and was very much
in love with him.
719
01:02:19,010 --> 01:02:20,120
You know what,
720
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,630
falling for a straight guy
721
01:02:21,630 --> 01:02:24,860
is by far the stupidest
thing a queer do.
722
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,500
He was my colleague,
723
01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:30,240
tall the handsome.
724
01:02:32,810 --> 01:02:34,280
l watched women
725
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,310
Chasing after him everyday,
726
01:02:36,810 --> 01:02:38,440
he never rejected any of them.
727
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,180
The worse thing is,
728
01:02:41,820 --> 01:02:43,410
he used to ask me out
for drinks after work,
729
01:02:43,410 --> 01:02:47,390
and told me what he did
with those women.
730
01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:53,150
But you still loved him?
731
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:56,760
l knew
732
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,630
it was not going
to work between us.
733
01:02:59,080 --> 01:02:59,730
But you know?
734
01:02:59,730 --> 01:03:02,270
Once l'm in love,
735
01:03:02,270 --> 01:03:03,960
l'll become a moth
that is attracted to fire
736
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,840
l can't help but burn myself.
737
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,910
You haven't
been gay long enough
738
01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:22,520
You probably don't understand
that gay men can live for love,
739
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:26,890
and die for love.
740
01:03:28,530 --> 01:03:30,560
Live for love
and die for love.
741
01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:54,700
A-Shin...
742
01:04:15,170 --> 01:04:16,140
A-Hong
743
01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:18,140
By the time you
read this letter
744
01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:20,210
l would be gone.
745
01:04:21,490 --> 01:04:24,110
l took part in the contest
746
01:04:24,790 --> 01:04:26,560
to accompany you.
747
01:04:27,390 --> 01:04:28,720
Now you are
748
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,330
one of the finalists,
749
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:33,120
it's time for me to leave.
750
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,630
The teddy bear
is your birthday present,
751
01:04:36,870 --> 01:04:38,360
hope you'll like it.
752
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:41,430
l guess you don't know
753
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,090
how happy l am
754
01:04:45,910 --> 01:04:47,710
when l'm with you.
755
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,410
lt's not that l don't want to be
there for you anymore,
756
01:04:51,550 --> 01:04:52,780
but l realized
757
01:04:53,650 --> 01:04:54,810
my love for you
758
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:56,980
has crossed the line.
759
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,620
l know my love for you
760
01:05:00,990 --> 01:05:02,580
will only hurt you.
761
01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:06,610
Therefore l decided to leave.
762
01:05:07,430 --> 01:05:08,690
Don't worry about me.
763
01:05:09,570 --> 01:05:12,660
Live for love and die for love.
764
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,470
Loving you the way l do,
765
01:05:15,170 --> 01:05:16,540
is enough for me.
766
01:05:31,270 --> 01:05:32,350
The love relationship without
enough understandings
767
01:05:32,350 --> 01:05:34,190
can't even pass
the crossroads of life
768
01:05:34,190 --> 01:05:35,660
A love relationship contains
strong attachment for each
769
01:05:35,660 --> 01:05:37,600
Could last so long
till the end of time
770
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:40,660
Hello, Jay!
771
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:43,790
What?
772
01:05:44,730 --> 01:05:45,660
You know who the terrorist is?
773
01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:47,340
Well done!
774
01:05:48,340 --> 01:05:50,830
He uses the internet to
monitor the competition?
775
01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:53,500
Good, very good.
776
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,130
We will arrest him right now.
777
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,780
Jay has uncovered the
identity of the terrorist,
778
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:01,880
let's prepare to bust that prick.
Yes sir!
779
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:25,670
Guys,
780
01:06:25,670 --> 01:06:27,440
someone sent you presents.
781
01:06:28,210 --> 01:06:30,410
Must be from the friend l met online.
782
01:06:31,530 --> 01:06:32,170
Dear Young Long,
783
01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:34,650
l guess you all
got the presents l sent,
784
01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:41,490
Four of them
are hand picked my me,
785
01:06:41,990 --> 01:06:43,590
hope you'll like them.
786
01:06:45,530 --> 01:06:47,550
As to the other one,
787
01:06:48,100 --> 01:06:50,470
l can only congratulate
the one who got it,
788
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,670
'cause it's a bomb l designed.
789
01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:56,300
A bomb!
790
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,230
Nowadays homosexual shamelessly
791
01:07:00,230 --> 01:07:04,250
hug and kiss each
other on the street
792
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,140
and now they are
getting married...
793
01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:09,820
this is more
than l can bear.
794
01:07:10,590 --> 01:07:12,220
Therefore l give you
a time bomb,
795
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:13,760
which will be activated
796
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:16,260
by the slightest movement.
797
01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:18,220
Don't shake it!
798
01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:20,730
Good luck with the competition.
799
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:22,790
Don't panic, calm down.
800
01:07:22,790 --> 01:07:24,640
Don't move.
801
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,230
l'll get the police,
802
01:07:26,230 --> 01:07:27,430
you guys wait here.
803
01:07:27,430 --> 01:07:28,440
Hurry back.
804
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,400
Wait, don't go.
805
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,770
l'll be right back.
806
01:07:34,810 --> 01:07:36,110
What shall we do?
807
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:42,210
The G-Boy competition
808
01:07:42,210 --> 01:07:44,290
is threatened by a bomber,
809
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,420
The current
situation is not clear...
810
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,290
A-Hong...
811
01:07:54,870 --> 01:07:56,920
Don't panic.
What is taking the police so long?
812
01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:59,360
What shall we do?
813
01:08:04,310 --> 01:08:06,370
Great, the police is here.
814
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:09,170
l am Jay Shiu,
815
01:08:09,170 --> 01:08:12,410
SWAT Team member.
816
01:08:12,410 --> 01:08:14,410
Really?
817
01:08:14,410 --> 01:08:15,640
l am an undercover cop,
818
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,530
l have been protecting
you all this time.
819
01:08:17,530 --> 01:08:17,780
Stop chatting,
820
01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:18,750
save them.
821
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:19,650
One of the packages
822
01:08:19,650 --> 01:08:21,570
is a bomb!
823
01:08:21,990 --> 01:08:23,250
According to my experience,
824
01:08:23,890 --> 01:08:25,160
These five packages
825
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,350
look exactly identical..
826
01:08:28,370 --> 01:08:29,830
Duh, we can see that!
827
01:08:35,710 --> 01:08:37,200
Yes, Jay speaking.
828
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:40,430
Really?
829
01:08:40,430 --> 01:08:41,300
You arrested the bomber?
830
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:42,550
Great!
831
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,680
The deactivating password is
832
01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:47,470
5
833
01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:49,940
7
834
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:51,910
2
835
01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:54,510
4
836
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:56,820
OK, l got it, sir.
837
01:08:56,820 --> 01:08:57,930
Leave it to me.
838
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:02,930
What the hell are you doing?
lt's a bomb!
839
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,610
Get away from me!
840
01:09:04,610 --> 01:09:06,200
Back off!
841
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:12,100
Pencil box set.
842
01:09:16,310 --> 01:09:17,410
Cosmetics.
843
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:21,740
Shorts.
844
01:09:27,990 --> 01:09:29,220
Hair Grower Set
845
01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:34,860
Jay, the bomber said
846
01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:37,200
his bomb is
activated by motion,
847
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:38,770
better not shake it.
848
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,300
ls that so?
849
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:43,610
The bomb
will be set off by motion?
850
01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:46,430
Sorry,
851
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,870
l didn't think of that.
852
01:09:48,510 --> 01:09:50,240
No one taught me
that in training.
853
01:09:52,350 --> 01:09:53,510
A-Shin.
854
01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:56,140
A-Shin, calm down.
855
01:09:56,140 --> 01:09:57,690
You will set off the bomb.
856
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,380
What now?
857
01:10:01,430 --> 01:10:04,520
A-Shin, take the guys and leave.
858
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,550
l don't want you guys get hurt
859
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:10,930
when the bomb sets off.
860
01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:13,790
Go!
861
01:10:14,970 --> 01:10:15,900
What are you waiting for?
862
01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:16,940
Go!
863
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:18,390
Go!
864
01:10:23,450 --> 01:10:24,610
What are you doing?
865
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,520
you've been taking things
from me since we were kids
866
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:33,650
You didn't return my gameboy,
867
01:10:35,290 --> 01:10:37,600
you didn't return my magazines,
either.
868
01:10:38,670 --> 01:10:39,260
This has got to stop now.
869
01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:43,690
What do l owe you now?
870
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,860
You owe me a hug.
871
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,680
Listen carefully,
872
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:13,520
l love you.
873
01:11:16,930 --> 01:11:18,230
l finally figured it out,
874
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,380
the one l love the most
875
01:11:25,470 --> 01:11:26,200
is you.
876
01:11:37,590 --> 01:11:39,390
Don't you guys move.
877
01:11:43,830 --> 01:11:47,490
A-Hong, from now on,
878
01:11:48,630 --> 01:11:50,160
we will be together,
879
01:11:50,830 --> 01:11:52,670
life or death.
880
01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,500
Nobody owes nobody anymore.
881
01:11:59,210 --> 01:12:00,230
Jay,
882
01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:02,280
We are tied together
883
01:12:03,410 --> 01:12:04,380
Not by rope,
884
01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:08,740
but by love
885
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,190
Defuse the bomb.
886
01:12:14,390 --> 01:12:17,360
Fine, don't move.
887
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:28,790
5
888
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:33,730
7
889
01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:36,030
2
890
01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:39,630
3
891
01:12:41,230 --> 01:12:42,380
lt's four!
892
01:12:42,990 --> 01:12:45,610
Why didn't you tell me?
893
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,580
What a dope!
894
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:18,780
l think queer
895
01:13:19,790 --> 01:13:21,350
are necessities.
896
01:13:21,590 --> 01:13:23,290
lf people in the whole world
897
01:13:23,290 --> 01:13:25,160
becomes gay,
898
01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:27,620
that would be heaven.
899
01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:29,260
l love my family,
900
01:13:29,830 --> 01:13:31,390
and l love my lover.
901
01:13:31,670 --> 01:13:32,830
For God so loved the world,
902
01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:36,130
Queer are part
of the world, too.
903
01:13:37,570 --> 01:13:39,270
Therefore god loves Queer.
904
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:43,640
Last night l dreamt
of the almighty God
905
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,380
And?
906
01:13:46,210 --> 01:13:47,790
He congratulated me
907
01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:52,290
for finding my true love,
908
01:13:52,290 --> 01:13:56,660
and that he would bless of all
909
01:13:58,500 --> 01:13:59,910
Great!
910
01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:00,300
Congratulation!
911
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,890
Don't forget to invite us.
912
01:14:01,890 --> 01:14:03,230
No problem.
913
01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:04,490
Thanks, A-Hong.
914
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:06,670
Now let's welcome A-Shin.
915
01:14:08,170 --> 01:14:09,300
OK, A-Shin,
916
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:10,610
Tell the audience
917
01:14:10,610 --> 01:14:11,900
your aspiration.
918
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,910
My aspiration is
919
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:16,280
to hold a concert
at the Eiffel Tower
920
01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:19,150
performing with U2 and Prince,
921
01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:28,360
and dedicate the encore
to my lover A-Hong.
922
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,510
l had my fortune told,
923
01:15:32,590 --> 01:15:35,280
marry A-Hong,
will bring me bad luck.
924
01:15:37,530 --> 01:15:38,690
Therefore...
925
01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:48,100
He's yours.
926
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:45,610
l wanna hear!
Me first! Get lost!
927
01:18:46,550 --> 01:18:48,450
Go away, asshole!
928
01:18:48,450 --> 01:18:50,480
l wanna hear,
l didn't hear nothing.
929
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,850
You're not gay,
go away!
930
01:18:51,850 --> 01:18:53,480
That's is mine,
give it here!
931
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,520
Me first!
l wanna hear!
932
01:18:59,660 --> 01:19:01,600
My closet!
58621
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