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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

- Hey, Dad! - Hey...

Ouch!

Fuck! Eddie!

- What is it, Daddy? - Just take it easy. Okay?

- Sorry. I didn't mean to... - No, I get it. It's all right.

- What are you doing? - Nothing. I just injured my hand at work.

- What happened? - Nothing. I'm fine.

- You're not fine. It's all red. - Yes, but... Ouch.

- I'm sorry. - That's okay. It wasn't your fault.

What have you been up to?

- Hi, honey! - Hi.

Come and try the best bolognese in Northern Europe.

Yes, I just have to go to the bathroom.

Dinner is ready!

Okay!

You should've seen me and Eddie hanging out today after his practice.

- We had so much fun. - That's great.

Yes. It really feels like we're getting somewhere. It's brilliant.

How's it going in there?

- Lisa? - I'm fine.

What are you doing?

What...? What's the matter? Did you throw up?

Yes, I have a terrible migraine. I'll try to sleep the damn thing off.

Hey... You look terrible.

- Did something happen? - What? No!

How did it go with Martin?

Well... Good.

- What's wrong? - What do you mean?

- You seem... Something's not right. - Please, honey...

We talked about something regarding Bianca that just came up.

I'd love to tell you about it when I feel better, if that's okay.

- Fine. - Okay.

I was just worried it had to do with you and me.

No, no, no. Don't worry.

Okay.

- Go to bed. You can eat later. - Thank you.

Come here. Let's get up. Mum is not well. Come here.

THE BONUS FAMILY

To Bianca: Want to do driving practice today?

- Good morning! - Oh... You scared me.

- Are you not feeling well? - My head hurts, that's all.

- I made you a chamomile tea. - That's nice. Thank you.

Ouch!

There's nothing else bothering you, then?

No...

Lisa, come on.

- I talked to Martin yesterday. - That's good.

No. It didn't go well. He didn't take it well.

And it didn't feel good at all.

I don't know if he has talked to Bianca yet.

Shit. What does Patrik say?

You have to get this out of your system now, or you won't be able to move on.

No, but I can't do everything at once, Emma. I can't do it.

Just rip off the plaster.

Yes, but can you let me rip it off in my way and at my own pace?

- It's my... plaster. - Yeah, sure.

I don't have a fever, but thanks anyway.

- Do you want some water? - No, I'm fine, thanks. Thank you.

- Just call if you need me. - Yes.

Hey, Mum. Now is not a good time.

Bianca said you were at the A&E.

Yes, or rather the slow-care unit. There's nothing happening here.

- Are they not helping you? - No, they're not helping me.

I'm sat here with a smashed hand, but it doesn't seem important.

But my sweet little boy... Mummy will come over to your place.

- No! - I'll look after the kids this afternoon.

- I'll bring some food. - There's no need...

I'll bring some food, love. Don't worry!

- I have to go. - Call me later.

- Call me later! - Yes. Yes...

Oh, my God! My poor little boy... He needs his hands to be able to work!

- What's wrong? - We have water aerobics at 4 o'clock.

- I have to take care of my son! - But why don't you check with me first?

Don't you understand that I get distracted? It's an emergency.

- I'm doing this for you and your knees. - I know, I know.

But right now it's more important to help my son than to...

- Where are you going? - I'll be back.

- Look at this! - Oh!

It's darling! But I don't know if...

It's for me. I thought you would think I look pretty in it.

You always look pretty, whatever you're wearing.

Nonsense!

I promise to attend the water aerobics class next week.

- Do you promise? - Yes.

- Do you pinky swear? - Absolutely.

All right.

Don't forget your hat. It's really cold outside.

I have it in my pocket.

- It can't keep you warm in your pocket. - Mum, I'm not stupid.

No, no one thinks you are, sweetie.

- Did Branco move back to his place? - No, he just forgot these yesterday.

We have to put up with him a little longer. Changing the pipes takes a while.

A change is nice, once in a while.

- Why? - It's like with democracy.

- You don't miss it until it's gone. - But I don't miss Branco.

In that case, you'll be happy when he leaves instead. Okay, put your hat on.

Here you see the membership and the terms of payment. It's not that complicated.

- I just need a signature... - Sorry. Maybe I'm interrupting.

- No, we're almost done here. - No problem.

- I thought I should... - That's so sweet. Come here.

- It was nice of you to bring the stuff. - Yes, I just thought...

I threw you out yesterday, so I only have myself to blame.

- Yes, you did throw me out. - I'm sorry.

I just needed a break to be on my own.

You know what I'm like. It's fine. Go with the flow.

Come here. You're so sweet.

Great. I'll see you tonight.

Katja...

I also need a break.

Okay. So I won't see you tonight?

It's way too complicated between us. It won't work.

- Are you breaking up with me? - Come on. We're both adults.

- I don't fit into your life. - You fit into it perfectly.

Things are a bit complicated with your old family,

but things are not complicated between you and me.

Katja. Come on.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

I have to go. I'm sure I'll see you around.

- Let's see. - Yes.

- I'm ready. - That's...

Right, and another thing. Check if William's got lice, because Nicki does.

- Okay, so Wednesdays and Thursdays. - Great! Thank you!

- Welcome to Branco's. - See you!

Okay, boys and girls! Line up!

Nice.

- Nice. Are you having a clean-out? - Yes.

Well, Lisa told me I could take these. We're going to start a clothes dumpster.

- I thought you were only recycling food. - No, you can recycle anything.

That's what's so amazing.

I'm off now.

- You're not staying at home today? - No.

It's a great idea to stay at home with Patrik. It would do you good.

I can't. I have my presentation, and I'm doing driving practice with Bianca.

But you should come home early. You threw up yesterday, honey.

- Okay. - You threw up yesterday.

Okay. Kisses.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Would you like to help me? - No, I have some stuff to...

Hey, that jacket is mine. I'd like to keep it.

Hey, this is Martin's voicemail.

Leave a message after the beep, and I'll call you back if I feel like it. Bye.

Hi, Martin. It's me again. I understand that you're really mad,

but you have to pick up, because we need to talk.

We have to present a united front when we talk to Bianca.

That's better for her. Call me. Bye.

To Bianca:

Did you see my text?

The thought behind this dumpster market thing is great,

but I don't understand how you can make money out of it.

It takes time to establish. Rome wasn't built in a day.

- No, I understand. I was just curious. - I get it.

It works very well in London. Stockholm might be too small, we'll see.

- Lo took over this from William. - Lisa said she will outgrow it soon.

Soon, yes. But this has sentimental value. I want to keep it.

Yeah... I'll go get the rest. Go ahead and keep it.

Is this where you can hand in your old batteries for recycling?

Hey! Yes, as long as you pay for the garbage collection.

Of course! It's so nice of you to help us with the plants.

That's included in the fee.

- When are you leaving? - In a few hours.

This time tomorrow, I'm sitting in Phuket with a cold beer in my hand.

That sounds awful!

If you look after the house, I'll bring you back some bottles.

It sounds like a good deal.

Here's the...

Johanna gave me that 28 years ago.

It's important to look out for each other

and make the most of every moment when the kids are young.

Absolutely. Will do.

- Bye! - Bye!

- I'm leaving now. Do you want to come? - No, I have some stuff to do.

- Sure. Thanks for your help. - Don't mention it.

This is what we call a classical boxer's fracture.

You can call it whatever you want. I have a "bed on the hand" fracture.

You have to rewrite your books. Anyway, it's really fucking painful.

The injuries you get from fighting are usually very painful.

I wasn't in a fight! Please!

- I'll take your word for it, Martin. - Okay, great... Charlotta.

We have to put this in a cast, but first we need to pull this straight.

- "Pull"? - Have you had morphine before?

- Yes. - Great. I'll go and prepare it.

Hey...

Just a question. Two blue-eyed people can have a brown-eyed child.

That's pretty common, right?

It's really not my field of expertise, but I wouldn't say it's common.

Wait. It happens, though. Right? You see it sometimes, so it must happen...

Yes, you see it sometimes.

But they say that 10 percent of all dads aren't their kids' biological fathers...

If you want to talk to someone, we have a psychologist on the first floor.

No, no...

I'm going to the studio tonight. Do you want to tag along?

Or do you have more important stuff do to? Bianca?

What? No.

Just say you're going to see Matteo!

It's my mum. She wants us to go practice driving.

- Mum? Yeah, right. - See for yourself.

Guys who fool around suck, that's all.

- Fool around? It happened once! - Once?

- Do you really believe that? - Actually, I do.

I want the Christmas celebration in Sundbyberg to be a talking point.

I want it to be a place that people really want to visit, and...

I want it to be unmissable! You see? Outrageous!

But in a fun way. In a positive, wonderful, new way...

Outrageous, right.

Well, I guess you can call it that.

I'll be honest.

I think this has taken a different direction than the one we discussed.

Okay. It's... Yes.

When you said you wanted something special,

I figured I'd really think outside of the box.

- You wanted to get new customers and... - Well, yes.

That's correct, but it must still feel like Sundbyberg.

- Right. - "Sundbyberg in our heart."

Not Las Vegas.

Right. I can definitely play down the...

Sorry, I just need to answer a text from my daughter.

I'll be quick.

Maybe we should contact our old contractor and do it the way we always do.

Pick you up at 3.

Do you know what? I don't think... I happened to hear that.

I don't think that's necessary.

I completely understand what you want to achieve. It's not a problem for me.

Okay, listen...

I want a really cosy Christmas.

With a real Father Christmas feel to it, with rice pudding and...

It should be like coming home to Mother Christmas.

Or to Father Christmas.

Right. But it's about being together.

I understand. It's perfectly clear. It's...

- It's no problem at all. - Okay.

- You get a second chance, - Thank you.

Make a note of that.

You won't regret it, because it's really no problem at all.

There we go. Here's the survival kit: the tablet and the charger.

Then he'll be fine for the next 24 hours.

- Does he know he should go here? - Of course.

- Isn't this...? - It was William's.

God! Time has really gone by fast.

It's important to make the most of the time when they're kids.

Sweetheart...

- How are you? - I don't know why I get so sentimental.

I don't even like kids.

Is everything all right?

I'm just... a bit depressed. It could be a vitamin D deficiency.

Okay.

Patrik, when we were married... Was it hard to live with me?

- What do you mean? - Please...

Maybe I was a bit dominant. I wanted everything to be on my terms.

I think we were both quite firm about what we wanted.

Right. You're an honest person. Just tell me what it was like.

Okay. Yes, you were dominant.

I was also a bit anal about the way I wanted things to be.

If there's anything I've learned lately,

it's that if you have an open attitude towards your differences,

then it'll be easier to live together.

I'm probably too old to learn how to be that open.

I have to go.

William might have lice, so you have to check him tonight. Bye!

Hi!

- Hi, honey! - Hi.

Do you want do drive straight away, or do you want me to drive first?

- No, I can drive. - You want to drive straight away?

Here you go.

- Is everything okay with you? - Yes, I guess so.

- You guess so? - I'm fine.

- Okay. - What? Is my driving bad?

No, not at all. You drive very well.

- You drive skilfully. How's Eddie? - He's fine.

Okay. Keep a little to the right here.

- And how's your dad? - Why do you ask?

I was just wondering if he was okay.

- Don't you guys talk? - Of course we do. We talk.

Apparently not. He's in the hospital.

- What? What happened? - Just call him.

Just tell me. Why is he in the hospital?

You have two kids. Even if you're divorced, you have to be able to talk.

Bianca, tell me! Why is he in the hospital?

Pull over.

Why are you so worried about him all of a sudden? You know he's a drama queen.

- Well... Sorry, I'm a bit unbalanced. - Yes, I can tell.

I just want you to know that Martin is the best dad in the world.

- There's no one better. - Yeah, I know.

Good.

Mum, what?

What is it?

- I have to tell you something. - Okay.

Martin and I met a very long time ago.

- As you know. - Yes.

We were very much in love and very young.

Mum, what?

But is he my dad or not?!

Bianca, please...

Honey, can we please just talk about this?

Martin is your dad regardless of who was there when you were conceived.

- It doesn't mat... - "Was there"?

Hi!

Hi!

- Hey. - You poor thing!

- You can't... - Sit down.

I'm going to do the dinner shopping.

- Is there anything you feel like having? - Yes, a morpho sandwich, please.

- What kind of sandwich is that? - It's morphine, Mum. Morphine.

Oh! You poor thing, with your cast and everything. Such bad luck.

Did you drink all my whisky?

I know you're in a lot of pain, Martin, but it's not even 3.30...

Ouch! Would you...? Please!

Move! I'm trying to get past.

- Do you want a painkiller? - No, I don't want a painkiller.

I don't want anything. You don't understand how painful this is.

You don't have a clue about anything. I'm not even my own kid's father. Get it?

No, you don't.

But sure, cinnamon rolls and cocoa always help, right?

Honey, do you want anything? I'm just going to go inside and pay.

I'll get us something.

- Hi! - Hi.

- Anything else? - I'll have two cinnamon rolls as well.

And the petrol at pump number 2.

Anything else? That'll be 582 kronor, please.

Bianca!

Stop!

- Hi! - Hi! Nice to see you.

- Did you get a driving license? - Don't need one. It only does 30 mph.

But it's nice to get away from the nasty weather.

- Would you like some tea? - Yes, that would be lovely. Thanks.

Hey, Lo! Wow, this is cosy. Hi!

Just a heads-up: Lisa threw up yesterday, so there might be a bug going around.

That doesn't worry me.

I'm used to working with and being around kids,

so I probably have the best immune system in the world by now.

- It could be something else as well. - Like what?

I don't know. She's a bit down. She and Bianca have fallen out with each other.

I've been meaning to tell you this before, but... Cinderella's Stepmother Syndrome.

- Get it? - No...

CSS. A Canadian study from the mid-80s.

It shows that women who do everything they can to fit in the role as a stepmother,

often get depressed or burn out.

- Okay. - I think that's what Lisa is doing now.

She's throwing up her worries.

It's a sad truth, but so many women suppress their feelings.

And then, one day, they just explode. When they do, watch out.

- Delicious! Is it black or green? - It's green, I think.

Green? Right. That's also tasty.

- Crap! - Hi!

Oh, sweetie, what a mess! Did you get a hold of her?

- Her phone is switched off. - Okay. Maybe Martin...

- He won't pick up either! - All right. Patrik? The police?

I don't know what to do! I can't think straight.

Okay, take a deep breath. You will sit down, and I will drive. We will call them.

- She doesn't know how to drive. - I know. Come on. Just breathe!

I think I also had a bout of Cinderella's Stepmother Syndrome.

Living in a bonus family puts you under a lot of pressure, right?

- Sweets for my sweet! - But, seriously...

You have to apply for that job at school.

It'll be great, especially now when Lisa is cracking up.

No, she is not cracking up. There's nothing to worry about.

- Can you take over here? - Yes.

- Hello? - Is Bianca at home?

- No. - Fuck, fuck, fuck...

Are you crying? What's happened?

She took off in the car.

- Oh, my God! Did you call the police? - No, but I will.

Honey, calm down. I will help you. Where are you?

I'm in the car with Emma. We're on our way to Matteo's.

- Did you talk to Martin? - I tried to call him, but...

- I'll go over there. - You don't have to.

- Of course I'll go over there... - No! He'll just be furious with me.

- Everything is my fault. - No, of course it's not your fault.

She's a teenager. I'll talk to Martin.

- Okay? I love you. - I love you, too. Bye.

Filip?

Yes. Bye!

Let's go inside.

- Hi! - Hi.

- Have you seen Bianca? - No.

- Have you talked to her on the phone? - No. Why?

I'll tell you later. If she calls you, give me a call. Okay?

- Absolutely. - Thanks!

- Hey. - Okay, so she sends you now? Perfect.

- Tell your wife to give it a rest. - She's worried. Maybe you should be, too.

Okay, but you can tell that cunt that I'm great!

Don't call Lisa a cunt. This is not her fault.

Then whose fault is it, Patrik? Mine? Fuck!

It's no one's fault, but it's a serious matter, and it can't wait,

so maybe you could show some interest for your daughter....

But she's not my daughter, right? That's the problem.

What?

What do you mean "it can't wait"?

Bianca took off in the car. You haven't talked to Lisa?

No, I haven't. Why didn't you say so straight away?

Damn, I need my phone.

What do you mean "she's not your daughter"?

Martin? Hey?

- Yeah, me, too. But I'll see you. - Yes.

Wille!

Wille! Wait!

- Where are you going? - Change of plans. I'm going to Dad's.

- Again? - Yes, Mum was getting sick or something.

- Okay. And I'm going to my Dad's. - Yes, I know. I'll see you tomorrow.

- Yes. Bye. - Bye.

Jocke Byström? I've never heard of him.

But she must have told Bianca. That's a bloody smooth move.

She might drive into a mountain wall or whatever! She's been lying for 16 years!♥

- Where does this Olga live? - What?

- Olga. - On Kyrkogatan, by Tornparken.

What the hell? What's this? Do you drive around in this?

It's not even a proper car! I'll get there faster on foot.

We have to take this car, because Bianca's got my car, the fast car!

We have to take this car. What do you want to do? Go get your mountain bike?

No, I don't.

Take it easy. I'm not mad at you.

Jesus!

Easy, easy! I'm not inside yet.

- We better put our seat belts on. - Yes.

Yeah, at this speed, who knows!

Jocke Byström...

Hey, thanks for driving. For real.

- Hi, this is Bianca... - She's still not picking up.

- Call Patrik and see how he's doing. - I'll text him.

- Why don't you just call him? - Because he might be at Martin's place.

- Can we go to our place and check? - She wouldn't go there.

I probably would, after a while.

I wouldn't. I would step on the gas and go to Paris.

Sorry, it was a bad joke. It's broken.

- I'm just feeling sick. - Here's what we're going to do.

You will call Patrik, and then we're going to your place.

I just have to take this.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Where are you? - I'm looking for Bianca.

- Are you alone? - No, I'm with Martin.

And where are you, exactly?

We're on Kyrkogatan, at Olga's place.

What is she saying? Does she know anything?

I have no idea. Martin is up there now.

Emma and I are going back home to have a look there.

What... Patrik, what did Martin say when you came?

We had a great time. We took a coffee and discussed things

and talked about old times.

I can't talk, because Martin and I have to find his and your... No, your daughter.

So I can't talk to you right now. Bye.

I LOVE YOU!

Nothing?

Fuck.

- Hi, Wille. - Hi.

Is everything all right? Everything all right in school?

- Where's Dad? - What a mess!

I'm looking for food for the baby. Some kind of baby food.

- Where's Dad? - Great! Thanks. He's looking for Bianca.

- Why? - She took off in the car.

- But she doesn't have a driving license. - I know. It could be fatal.

Do you know where they keep the saucepans?

Oh! Thank you!

- What if they don't find her? - Then the police will find her.

- Do you want fish patties in dill sauce? - No, I'm fine, thank you.

- Your dad wanted you to check for lice. - What?

Scratch your scalp for a bit and see what you find.

- Are you sure you don't want anything? - No, I'm fine, thanks.

Okay. Kisses!

Can you go a bit faster?

The speed limit's 20, I can't go any faster.

This is Patrik Ahlin. I can't take your call, but leave a message after the beep.

Hi, Dad. It's me. Call me later.

- Oh! Hi. - Hi.

I didn't know if Branco was at home, so I just put that there.

Sure. I'm alone, but Branco will be here soon, if you want to wait.

No, it's not a good idea. But if you could give him that, that would be great.

Sure, no problem.

I'm sorry about you and Branco.

You were a cute couple, and you seemed to have fun together most of the time.

Yes, but even fun things must come to an end, so this is the end.

- Are you sure you don't want to come in? - No, thank you.

I'm free from lice now, at least for the time being!

- But I'm probably not, so... Bye. - Bye.

Shit, Bianca! I told you so.

What the hell are Matteo's parents doing here?

Hello? Wait. What...?

- Hi! - Hi.

- What happened? - Bianca's fine.

- She's resting at our place. - Yes.

- But I was just there. - She called and wanted us to pick her up.

She was on her way towards the highway, but she got scared and pulled over.

- Oh, my God! - It could've ended badly.

I would like to go and pick her up now.

It's probably not a good idea, I'm afraid.

- What? - She is really, really upset.

I understand that. That's why I want to go and pick her up.

She doesn't want to see you right now.

I understand that's she's upset, but... Can I get the car keys, please?

Lisa, maybe we should listen to them.

- Maybe Bianca needs to chill out... - I'm her mother, Emma.

I know you're her mother, but maybe she needs to do this at her own pace.

You know what you were like at that age.

It's your call, but we can take care of her. Don't worry.

We know what teenagers are like. Matteo throws fits every other day.

Maybe you can tell us what happened. She didn't tell us much.

It's a bit complicated.

I'm Emma, Lisa's sister. It's really not that complicated.

Lisa and Patrik have an amazing bonus family that's completely wonderful.

There are mums and dads right and left... Sometimes situations arise.

And Lisa is an amazing mum, and there's so much love in this family.

- So, is that why she's sad? - No, it has to do with the dad situation.

Hello, hello!

Filip Khron, Lo's extra dad.

Filip is the school welfare officer.

He's one of Patrik's colleagues.

Okay.

I don't know. She's nowhere to be found.

Maybe she went to the city.

Fuck. I can't handle this. For real. I'm kind of...

- Here... - ...freaking out.

Look at this. She's at Matteo's.

It's fine.

Everything is all right...

Martin.

Fuck!

Hey, do you want to...

grab a hot dog?

- Huh? - Yes.

Come here.

Hi.

Hi. I'm sorry. I screwed up. I should've told you straight away.

Who are you?

- Why do you say that? - You lie to Bianca, to Martin, and to me.

Stop it! I'm not a liar, okay?

- You've only heard Martin's version. - There is only one version.

- No! - Yes, you lie to everyone.

Would you please let me tell you my side!

Tell me how long you were sleeping around...

- Don't talk about me that way! - You need help.

- Stop it! I wasn't even cheating. - You need help.

- I wasn't cheating. - I'll sleep at the neighbour's.

- Stop it! Don't go! Please! Stop! - Let go of me.

- Stop! - Let go of me!

Patrik!

Fuck!

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