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[MAN] Dateline: Hollywood.

The porn stars have aligned in the sky tonight

as the best sexual athletes in the world gather

to learn who dirtied their knees

in the best adult film this year

at the Adult Video News nomination event.

But what really goes on at these events?

Penises.

So much penis sucking.

[MAN] Not so fast there, Kissa.

They only give awards

for that sex act to take place on camera.

Oh, look!

It's the Meryl Streep of anal, Adriana Chechik.

Looking good.

Now let's check in

with our backstage correspondent,

Britney Amber.

Britney, what say you?

Welcome to the AVN Nomination Party,

where, in just a couple hours from now,

right here on the stage behind me,

we will announce all of the nominees

for the 2019 AVN Awards.

The results are in!

And the nominees are...

The nominees are...

[BRITNEY] "But how does one

get nominated or even win?" you ask.

[MAN] Let's hear from some of our

distinguished industry attendees on the matter.

This is, like, my first year of this,

and I have no idea.

I have no fucking idea.

I have no fucking idea.

Everybody knows AVN picks the winners

straight out of a hat.

Who knows? [LAUGHING] I don't know!

I feel like they watch them.

They have to watch 'em, right? Like...[LAUGHING]

I have no idea.

Flip a coin.

I wanna know. What do I need to do?

It's an incredibly important process,

and...[LAUGHS]

- [BUZZER BLARES] - [BRITNEY] Well,

allow me to clear up all of the misconception

and settle all of the rumors.

♪ Rousing music ♪

It's fucking fake.

The road to the winner's circle happens

in just four easy steps.

♪ Light music ♪

Step one: for your consideration.

In September,

everyone in the industry submits their content

to the AVN offices for review and consideration

in over 100 different categories.

At this stage,

each of the awards could have over 50 potential nominees.

♪ ♪

Step two: pre-nomination.

In October, a secret, closed-door session

is conducted at the AVN offices

every day for an entire month.

In these sessions,

ten of the world's best porn watchers will review,

argue, and eventually agree upon

a maximum of 15 official nominees

per category.

♪ ♪

The official nominees are then announced to the world

at a nomination party held in November.

♪ ♪

Step three: voting.

After tonight,

30 anonymous voters from all over the country

are sent DVDs of all of the nominees

to... review.

[DING]

The voters then rank the nominees in each category

by assigning them a numerical value

from 1 to 15

via an online secure voting system.

Once all of the votes are in,

a computer then tallies up all of the votes

to reveal the winners.

And that brings us to our final step:

the results.

♪ ♪

Only a couple of trusted people

are privy to the results.

Sealed envelopes with the winners' names

are kept in a vault at the AVN headquarters

until they are securely delivered to Las Vegas,

where the winners are announced onstage

at the AVN Show every January.

♪ ♪

And that's it.

That's how you win an AVN Award.

So the next time someone tries to tell you

that your dick-sucking award is fake,

tell them, "No, it isn't!"

[man] Well said there, Britney!

Now let's start the main event,

the 2019 AVN Awards Show!

Cue the opening credits now.

♪ Glitchy electronic music ♪

[MAN] Nine, eight...

- [CROWD] Eight, seven... - [MAN] ...six...

- [CROWD] ...five, four... - [DIGITIZED VOICE] Five,

four, three, two, one.

♪ Building electronic music ♪

♪ ♪

[DISTORTED SINGING]

♪ ♪

♪ heavy dubstep music ♪

♪ funky beats ♪

♪ Make it louder ♪

♪ chill electronic music ♪

[DISTORTED SINGING]

♪ ♪

♪ Make it louder ♪

♪ dramatic bass ♪

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSH]

Hi. I'm Charlotte Stokely.

Welcome to the 2019 AVN Awards Red Carpet.

Let's go touch some tits.

♪ Exciting electronic music ♪

- [CHARLOTTE] Look who I found. - [ROMI GASPS] Oh, my God!

It's 2019 AVN Awards cohost Romi Rain!

I'm so excited.

It's the first time ever

that there's been an all-female lineup,

the first time

there's ever, ever been a female performer,

and that female performer is Cardi fucking B, you guys.

♪ ♪

[CHARLOTTE] Are you nominated for anything tonight?

- Yes. - Tell us.

I'm nominated for Female Performer of the Year.

He's nominated for Male Performer of the Year.

- Male Performer of the Year? - Bling-bling.

Girl, you get to go home

with a winning dick tonight, maybe.

When you win, if you hear a girl

squirt all over the floor,

that was me.

All right, I'll be looking out

for the liquid that I might slip in.

[CHARLOTTE] Are you nominated for anything tonight?

Yeah, all kinds of stuff,

including Performer of the Year,

which I'm most excited about.

How about you?

I'm nominated,

but I'm just here to support her.

- [WOMEN ] Aww. - [LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

I'm here on the red carpet with Whitney Wright,

who is never wrong, if you know what I'm saying.

I love it. It's perfect.

She's also really good at winking.

Ooh.

Can you make your butthole wink?

Oh, I can...

A lot better than I can make my eyes wink.

Nice.

♪ Smooth percussion ♪

♪ ♪

What do they have? It's a bar.

[BARTENDER] Hey, I pour 'em like I drink 'em.

- [CHRISTIANA LAUGHS] - [BARTENDER] Here it is.

- [EXCITED CHATTER] - [CHRISTIANA] Oh, hell no.

Hey. How are you?

Look who it is! Look who it is.

- Do you like it? - I like it.

Are you trying to upskirt?

Okay, well, all you have to do is ask.

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, AVN! [BABBLES]

[CHRISTIANA] Wow. Every year, you outdo yourself.

This is my date. Can you imagine?

That's your date?

He doesn't really talk much.

You know, he just likes to look. He's a voyeur.

You're pretty.

Stop it. You're gonna make me blush.

- Sorry. - I mean, I already am.

It's caked on my face, but...[LAUGHS]

It's not going anywhere.

If I didn't have lipstick on,

I'd bury my face in your chest.

- Um, you can bury... - We've never had sex, have we?

Just do it. Just do it. Just do it, Charlotte.

- How? - So, like,

we should probably have sex.

- I would love that. - [SETH] Yeah, you...

I would love to watch that.

You have to sit in the corner.

That's fine.

I'm not wearing any panties.

- Nobody is! - Nobody is.

That's how you know it's gonna be a good night.

Reach up there. Make yourself... Make yourself at home.

She is definitely not wearing any panties.

Check my oil. [LAUGHS]

♪ groovy music ♪

- Yeah? - Stop it!

I'm not wearing any panties,

and you're gonna make it drip down my leg.

I don't wear panties either.

Oh. [LAUGHS]

- [LAUGHS] - My, my.

♪ ♪

What's your favorite thing about being in porn?

I could lie and say something about art,

but I just like sex and money in that order.

Sex and money, bitches.

You heard it from Derrick Pierce

on the red carpet.

How does it feel

to be cohosting the 2019 AVN Awards?

I am so excited.

Oh, my God.

And the fact that I get to host with Romi

is just such an honor.

Can I feel your dress?

- Yes! - I wanna...

I wanna especially touch this part right... uh, right here.

- You have consent to touch me. - Oh!

Ah! [LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

[CHARLOTTE] Thanks for watching.

I gotta go find my seat on the inside

because Cardi B's about to go onstage!

[DJ] Ladies and gentlemen...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Welcome to the biggest night

for adult entertainment in the world,

the 2019 AVN Awards!

On your feet! Make some noise for Cardi B!

♪ This for all my nasty hos ♪

- Let's go, let's go! - ♪ From across the globe ♪

♪ Ooh-whee ♪

♪ This goes for all my nasty hos ♪

Hands up!

♪ From across the globe ♪

♪ Now, I said luxury apartments ♪

♪ I'm young and I'm heartless ♪

♪ There's a bitch that ain't my bitch ♪

♪ Then that bitch is a target ♪

♪ Lawyer is a Jew ♪

♪ He gon' chew up all the charges ♪

♪ Don't matter if you fuck with me ♪

♪ I get money regardless ♪

♪ That guap, guap, get some chicken ♪

♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪

♪ Guap, guap, get some chicken ♪

♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪

♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪

♪ You can flex ♪

♪ Get some money, ho, tell me, why you stressed ♪

♪ Now, I said hos down, Gs up ♪

♪ You know how I'm rockin', but my watch is freezed up ♪

- Ice! - ♪ I can't wait ♪

♪ Until they drop that Lamborghini truck ♪

♪ I'm careful where they park it ♪

♪ Hos will have it keyed up ♪

♪ Them bitches getting beat up ♪

♪ Slim waist, ass fat ♪

♪ My shit is caked up ♪

♪ My bad bitch at the bake without no makeup ♪

♪ The collard greens, corn bread ♪

♪ Neck bone, back fat ♪

♪ Get it from my mama ♪

♪ And you don't know where your daddy at ♪

♪ Knick-knack, paddywhack ♪

♪ Give a dog a bone ♪

♪ Put it on him, make a nigga never come home ♪

♪ Flex like a 'roid, I'm a ten, she a 'droid ♪

♪ Stupid ho ♪

♪ Unimportant ♪

♪ Unattractive, unemployed ♪

♪ Get some guap, guap, get some chicken ♪

♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪

♪ Guap, guap, get some chicken ♪

♪ Guap, guap, get some bread ♪

♪ Bitch, you pressed ♪

♪ You can flex ♪

♪ Get some money, ho ♪

♪ Tell me, why you stressed ♪

[DJ] All right!

♪ I need that cheese, shorty ♪

♪ Show me where it's at ♪

- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪ - ♪ You play with me ♪

♪ I might pop up where you at ♪

- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪ - ♪ You make believe ♪

♪ Now, with me, it's only facts ♪

- ♪ Boy, please, whatever ♪ - ♪ Expensive weave ♪

♪ And my checks is worth some racks ♪

Whoo!

Make some noise for Cardi B!

What's up, sexy bitches?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ 4hunnid! ♪

♪ Mustard on that beat, ho ♪

♪ That ass, that ass, that ass ♪

- [DJ] Shake it! Shake it! - ♪ That ass, that ass ♪

- [DJ] Shake it! - ♪ That ass, oh, that ass ♪

♪ That ass, that ass ♪

♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪

- Hey! Hey! - ♪ She bad, she bad ♪

- Hey! Hey! - ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪

- ♪ Gucci bag, Gucci bag ♪ - Hey! Oh, y'all look good.

- [LAUGHS] - ♪ Fendi bag, Prada bag ♪

- [DJ] Hands up, AVN! - I know you.

♪ Gucci bag, Birkin bag ♪

♪ She in the bag, she drip, she swag ♪

♪ Never mad, she glad ♪

♪ Louis bag, she in the bag ♪

♪ Look, Mama needs some mill money ♪

♪ Prada bag and hell money ♪

♪ See my ex, he still love me ♪

♪ You a nigga gonna kill for me ♪

♪ All my chains got diamonds in it ♪

♪ My account's got commas in it ♪

♪ Damn, daddy, you fine as fuck ♪

♪ Hope your wallet got condoms in it ♪

♪ I'm up, she mad ♪

♪ I'm first, she last ♪

♪ Rob who, take what ♪

♪ Click-clack, ski mask ♪

♪ I'm a boss in a skirt ♪

♪ I'm a dog, I'm a flirt ♪

♪ Write a verse while I twerk ♪

♪ I wear Off-White at church ♪

♪ Probably make the preacher sweat ♪

♪ Read the Bible, Jesus wept ♪

♪ Bitch said that she gon' try me ♪

♪ How come I ain't seen it yet ♪

♪ Give it to him so good that his eyes roll back ♪

♪ Shorty said it's all hers ♪

♪ Then why her thighs don't match? ♪

- Huh? - ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪

- ♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪ - [DJ] Shake it! Shake it!

♪ Dat ass, dat ass ♪

Sexy ladies!

♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪

♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪

♪ Weave long, pussy bald ♪

♪ Suck his dick through his drawers ♪

♪ Lick the balls just because ♪

♪ Little bitch, I evolved ♪

♪ I'm a monster, mouth open wide like opera ♪

♪ Face down, ass up, I got perfect posture ♪

- ♪ It's lit like a lamp ♪ - ♪ Yuh ♪

- ♪ Lick you like a stamp ♪ - ♪ Yuh ♪

- ♪ Beat this pussy up ♪ - ♪ Yuh ♪

- ♪ I take it like a champ ♪ - [DJ] Whoo!

♪ Balenciaga mama, know you heard about her ♪

- [DJ] What? - ♪ Spoil me in Prada ♪

- ♪ I'm worth every dollar ♪ - [DJ] Let's go!

♪ The one you made, you can keep 'em ♪

♪ I need Chrissy Teigen ♪

♪ Know a bad bitch when I see one ♪

♪ Tell RiRi I need a threesome ♪

♪ I'm his favorite type of chick ♪

♪ Bougie, bad, and thick ♪

♪ I can buy designer, but this Fashion Nova fit ♪

- ♪ All that ♪ - ♪ That ass, that ass ♪

- ♪ That ass, that ass ♪ - [DJ] Shake it!

♪ That ass, that ass ♪

- [DJ] Shake it! - ♪ That ass, that ass ♪

♪ She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad ♪

♪ She bad, she bad ♪

♪ She bad, she bad ♪

AVN, make some noise for Cardi B!

AVN!

I'm so excited for these awards.

[LAUGHS] More than the Grammys. I don't know why.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Thank you!

- [LAUGHTER] - ♪ pleasant music ♪

♪ ♪

[ROMI] And then she says to him,

"If that's all you're serving down in those pants,

then I might as well have hired the whole tennis team!"

[LAUGHTER]

[WOMAN] Oh, my God, that's just too crazy.

[BAILEY] My turn.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

[ALL HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER]

[ROMI] Oh, my gosh!

It was really good, right?

- [ROMI] Yes! - Okay, our turn.

Yes, one from the trophy girls.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

[BOTH] Why?

It was two-tired.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ ♪

One from the AVN Red Carpet and the Backstage Insider.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so how does a penguin build its house?

[WOMAN] How?

It glues it together!

[ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]

Now Esther.

We wanna hear a joke from you.

- I don't know any jokes. - [MUSIC STOPS]

But you're the comedy host.

Funny, right? [LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS STIFFLY]

Well, there's gotta be something you can do.

Yeah, it can be anything you wanna do.

Great!

'Cause what I really wanna do

is be like you girls.

- [BAILEY GASPS SOFTLY] - [ALL] Aww!

♪ Simple ukulele music ♪

♪ I really want to be like you girls ♪

♪ I want to be just like you ♪

♪ Bailey Rayne, Romi Rain ♪

♪ They're such wet and wild girls ♪

♪ Named the same ♪

♪ That's insane! ♪

♪ Wasn't even planned ♪

♪ I really want to be like you girls ♪

♪ I want to be just like you ♪

♪ And hello to backstage ♪

♪ Red carpet girls ♪

♪ They talk and talk ♪

♪ For-e-ver... ♪

♪ More ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Trophy girls ♪

♪ They're so sweet ♪

♪ And they're always new girls ♪

♪ Bathing suits ♪

Really cute!

♪ They are my good friends ♪

[ECHOING] That's why...

♪ pumping electronic music ♪

♪ Like this ♪

[ESTHER] ♪ I really want to be ♪

[DISTORTED] ♪ Like you girls ♪

♪ All wet ♪

♪ Wish I could be just ♪

- ♪ Like you girls ♪ - ♪ W-w-wet ♪

♪ W-w-w-wet, wild girls ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I want to be just like ♪

[MUSIC DIES DOWN]

[MUSIC STARTS UP]

♪ You ♪

[AIR HORN BLARES]

[MUSIC FADES]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, have you guys heard the one about the piece of paper?

Never mind. It's terrible.

[LAUGHTER]

[ROMI] Oh, my God!

[FEMALE ANNOUNCER] And now, please welcome the girl

that really wants to be like you:

Esther Ku!

♪ Electronic music ♪

[ESTHER] Hello!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I think what all of you do is so amazing.

I'm such a prude, I don't even have my ears pierced.

The only reason I have sex, really,

is so that I have something to think about

when I masturbate.

[LAUGHTER]

I grew up in a crazy conservative church too.

They always told me... they said,

"If you ever play with yourself,

your dead relatives in heaven can see you."

So the first time I ever had an orgasm,

my only thought was, "Hi, Grandma!"

But my relatives are perverts. They tell me what to do.

They're like, "Yeah, go faster!" [TITTERS]

They're like...

[WITH KOREAN ACCENT] "You try counterclockwise this time.

Yay!"

You guys are getting awards tonight.

There's an award for Best Oral Sex Scene.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And the writers

at the AVN office decide who wins,

but I feel like it should be the guys getting the blow jobs

who decide who gives the best blow job, right?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I mean, that's how it worked in my high school.

I didn't even have a dick, but everybody knew

Katie Morgan gave the best blow jobs.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

My boyfriend thinks he could do porn.

We'll be watching porn; he'll be like,

"I could do that.

He's not that big. It's all camera angles."

I'm like, "If your dick fits anywhere inside me,

you can't do porn."

[LAUGHTER]

I got an invention for you ladies.

Are you sick of getting UTIs 'cause your partner's an idiot

and he fingers your front door after fingering your back door?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Well, have I got a solution for you!

Introducing the new Rings of Desire:

a pack of five brown and five pink rings

so he can keep track of which hole he's fingering!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Never get a UTI again.

I'm looking for a million-dollar investment

for two percent of the company.

Who's in?

The profit margin is 99 percent

because it's just rubber bands.

I can't do drunk guys anymore. They talk too much in bed.

You know, I was hooking up with this drunk guy.

He kept telling me... he's like, "Your skin is so soft,

it's like a baby seal."

I was like, "How many baby seals have you been with?

That's ridiculous."

And that's the last thing I remember

before he clubbed me over the head.

Shit.

I got long nipples.

Anybody else?

Where my ethnic girls at?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

My nipples are so long, when I look down,

I'm missing two toes.

A lot of girls, they got the pink sticker.

It looks like somebody played Whac-a-Mole with your titty,

like, 80 percent underground.

A lot of you guys have big tit, little nip.

I got the big nip, little tit. Follow me on Instagram.

I love playing pranks on guys.

I'll have a one-night stand on my period.

And he'll be like,

"Why didn't you tell me you were on the rag?"

And I'm like, "I'm not."

I'm like, "This is my first time!

Yay!"

Well, thank you guys so much

for inviting me to your family reunion.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And now please welcome to the stage

Bailey Rayne and Romi Rain.

♪ Bumping electronic beats ♪

♪ ♪

Hello, everyone,

and welcome to the 2019 AVN Awards!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Now, I don't know about you guys,

but we've been waiting all year for this party to start.

It's true, but before it does,

we want to take a moment

to get all of the rain name jokes

out of the way.

It's wonderful

how much everyone loves our matching names,

but we just wanted to save everyone the time and trouble

of coming up with new "rain jokes"

by doing it ourselves.

Yes, we are both named Rain,

and yes, when we get horny,

there's a 100-percent chance

of precipitation in our panties.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Here's another one.

We are both named Rain,

but when we orgasm,

it is not called "monsooning."

Oh, here's another.

If you belt out a show tune

while you're having sex with one of us,

it is in fact called "Singing in the Rain."

Yes, we are both named Rain,

but if we show up somewhere unexpectedly together,

please do not call it a flash flood.

[ROMI SIGHS]

Oh! Okay, I have one more.

If one of us ever has sex with the president,

we will definitely go from Rain

to... Stormy?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Let's bring out our first presenters of the night.

Please welcome to the stage...

Emily Willis, Alina Lopez,

and, all the way from the Czech Republic,

- Little Caprice! - Whoo!

♪ Electronic rock music ♪

♪ ♪

I feel so lucky

that we are the first presenters of the night.

I agree.

It's like the AVNs knew

that we would all definitely be wasted

by the middle of the show and didn't wanna risk it

so they put us up first.

Well, I think, uh, they meant that this is an honor...

To be the first one to... Giving out the awards.

Yeah, that's cool too, I guess.

I think both things are true, just like it's true

that the women in this category

are some of the most hardworking and beautiful

in the world.

Here are the nominees

for Girl-Girl Performer of the Year.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING AND CLICKING]

♪ ♪

[MAN] Ivy!

And the winner is...

[ALL] Charlotte Stokely!

♪ Uplifting electronic music ♪

♪ ♪

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, I love having sex with you.

- Love you. - I love having sex with Emily.

She's really good at it.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

This is my first AVN win in a 14-year career,

so I'm really fucking excited!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Sorry. Time to be classy.

I just wanna dedicate this to pussy,

so... for the pussy!

♪ ♪

Smart.

Excellent listener.

Passionate.

Caring.

Good partner.

Sexy.

But enough about us.

And the nominees for Best Actor...

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING AND CLICKING]

[MAN] Yeah!

I'm here to get laid, and I don't think we wanna make this

some kind of sausage party.

Seriously?

[ANNOUNCER] Wicked Comix.

- [BEEP] - [DIRECTOR] Action.

This may be cheesy, but, uh,

you're saucy.

[DIRECTOR] Cut.

- [YELPS] - No one wants you.

[INHALES]

You have one job to earn your keep here.

Why are you not webcamming?

I like that you sound nervous.

The new format... is going to be about

how to make relationships work.

Not that I have any experience with that.

Now that she's gone,

I'm free!

They were handed from mother to mother's mother

to mother's mother.

These are generations of dildos.

...uh, Casa de Corvus.

[CHUCKLES] It's a cool... fuck!

Ah!

So I got this place.

You know, it's like my little cabin in the woods...

Little humble escape from all that,

you know, big, flashy life.

[SCATTERED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And the winner is...

[ALL] Seth Gamble!

♪ ♪

Oh, my God. Um...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Oh, wait. I don't wanna cry.

Um, wow.

AVN, thank you so much for this honor.

Uh, you have no idea what this means to me.

Um...

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - [MAN] I love you!

[SETH LAUGHS]

I wanna thank Wicked Pictures and Steve O.

Thank you for always letting me a part of your movies.

Um...

Axel Braun,

I wanna thank you for believing in me

when no one believe... when I didn't even believe in myself.

I wanna thank my beautiful girlfriend, Kenzie Taylor.

Um...

...you've supported me through everything, and I love you.

And, uh, I just wanna say one more thing.

Uh, two years ago, I, um, had a little life change,

and the person I have to thank for that

is a man named Mark Davis.

Um...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Uh...

and, uh, he took me on a different road,

and I'm telling you right now,

I know what feeling li... Like hopeless is like,

and I tell you, standing here today, that, uh...

you don't have to feel like that anymore.

You can come from the ashes.

Thank you very much.

♪ ♪

♪ percussive music ♪

[BRITNEY] Oh, my God. Congratulations.

What a big award to win.

- Oh, my God. - [LAUGHS]

I licked so many pussies to get this trophy.

I can't even count them all.

[SETH] I, uh... I love everybody in this industry.

I'm so lucky to work for everybody in this business.

[CHARLOTTE] This just makes me so fucking horny.

Like, I just...

Can I f...

I can't fit this inside me,

but I really want to!

I love pussy!

Oh, my God.

I am still in disbelief

that we are finally on this stage together.

I'm still in disbelief that we are sharing this stage

with Cardi B tonight.

[ROMI] I know! Do you think she watches our porn?

[GASPS] What if she watches our movies?

What if she really loves it? What if she loves us?

Oh, my God, should we go on tour with Cardi B?

I can't believe we're going on tour with Cardi B

'cause she loves us so much.

She did say she loved porn stars.

I don't know if anyone... believes that?

I know! I still can't believe it either.

[GASPS]

Well, while we help you come to terms

with things maybe you shouldn't believe,

um, here are our next presenters.

Kenzie Reeves and Tyler Nixon!

♪ Rhythmic snapping music ♪

♪ ♪

I love that we are presenting

the award for Best New Male Comer.

"Male Comer"?

No, I think you meant to say "Best Male Newcomer," right?

Well, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it?

[LAUGHS] They are new male comers.

- I get it now. - [GIGGLES]

Here we are

with the Best Male Newcomer nominees.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING AND CLICKING]

♪ lively drum music ♪

♪ ♪

And the winner is...

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[MAN] Louie!

Jason Luv!

♪ ♪

Well, I'm so happy.

It's amazing, you know, to get something like this

and be recognized.

Greg Lansky, I wanna thank you for giving me the opportunity

and showing me so much.

Mike Moz, Taylor... They've been so good to me,

mentally and just getting everything in order for me.

Just Dave, wherever you're at, thank you too.

In the beginning, he showed me everything.

But, um, thank you, my fans. Thank you, everybody.

♪ Go ♪

♪ lively dance music ♪

♪ ♪

- [ELECTRONIC BLIPS] - ♪ pleasant music ♪

[AVI] Hey, it's Avi Love,

and today we are molding my vagina. [LAUGHS]

- Hey, Avi. - Hi.

Nice to meet you.

I'm JT, and I'm the molder.

And I see

you got a bit of hair here.

- I do. - Um...

Is it gonna rip my bush out?

It may sting a bit...

- Oh, my God. - [JT] ...pull.

Since I've started working with porn-star strokers,

I've molded about seven vaginas,

as well as buttholes.

Haven't done any mouths yet,

but, uh, it's primarily just vaginas and buttholes.

Getting the mold of the butthole

is actually a little more difficult,

especially if the girl has kind of a big ass.

Kinda gotta get in there and spread the cheeks apart

and make sure the goo gets in there.

[AVI] Uh, what is that stuff?

- [JT] The goo. - The goop.

The application of the goo is actually very hands-on.

Um...

It feels all wet.

So have you ever been nominated before?

No, this is my first year being nominated.

First year.

Three nominations.

Two are from The Possession of Mrs. Hyde,

including Best Actress and Best Boy/Girl Scene.

Okay, so now we have to wait for this to harden.

You have to sit like this for about 30 minutes.

Okay. [LAUGHS]

But what we're gonna do is watch

some of your nominated scenes.

Just don't move.

Dr. Jekyll gave his life to save mine.

They didn't tell anybody

that they were filming in black and white,

so none of us had any idea.

Makes it like art. [LAUGHS]

- What... - Hey! Pull over!

She's getting attacked,

so I'm trying to stop it,

but as she's running back to the limo...[LAUGHS]

...her heel breaks,

so when she jumps in and we drive off,

we're just laughing our asses off.

[LAUGHS]

I said pull the fuck over.

So this is the scene that was nominated

for Best Sex Scene.

It's summer in Los Angeles.

I think it was probably, like, 95 degrees outside,

and we were in this limo,

and we can't have the air on because of sound purposes,

so we're all literally dripping in sweat,

and I remember, the seat's just soaking wet.

This limo was probably booked for the prom right after this.

[LAUGHS]

All right. The big reveal.

- You ready? - I'm so ready.

That is so awesome.

It smells like...

I'm not sure what that is.

See your butthole too?

- Yeah. - Uh, we're not done yet.

- No? - No.

- Okay. [LAUGHS] - In honor of your nominations,

we're gonna mold an AVN Award into a dildo.

Oh, my God!

[JT] So every year at the awards,

onstage, someone always says,

"I wanna fuck this thing,"

and, uh, after today, that's gonna be possible.

We need to lube it up,

you know, so it doesn't get stuck.

This'll be the first time anyone's ever done this.

Hopefully this'll bring her some good luck.

We put all of our good vibes into it.

Hopefully it brings me good luck.

I think you're doing a better job than I am, actually.

I catch on quick.

So we're gonna let this sit, and then it'll be ready for you

as your good-luck charm when you're in Vegas.

Aw, that's so cool!

Thank you, JT.

You're welcome.

[ELECTRONIC WHIR]

[ROMI] Please welcome Kristen Scott,

Kira Noir, and Small Hands.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ rock music ♪

We all know sex is a big part of what we do.

Uh, I would say it's the biggest part.

But there are some movies

that add even more than great sex.

Yeah, these have sex and action

and motherfucking thrills!

Here are the nominees for Best Action/Thriller!

[KIRA LAUGHING] Yeah!

[ELECTRONIC CLICKING]

[SCATTERED CHEERS]

♪ electronic music ♪

Look, I told you: I'm really fucked up.

It's my job to spot a liar.

I'm using you.

[CHUCKLES]

You here for pleasure or problems?

Just pleasure. No problems.

Go into sleep mode.

No.

[DEVICE BLIPS, ALARMS SOUND]

Have it your way.

- ♪ tense music ♪ - No!

- [PANTING] - Valerie...

that's exactly what you fucking want, isn't it?

- [MUFFLED MOAN] - Exactly what you want!

You believe in ghosts, Ms. Walden?

[KLEIO]...ready to wage war over this precious juice...

The juice I carry inside of me.

- We gotta kill her. - Hey, boys.

- [GRUNTS] - It's haunted.

The house is not haunted.

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

[CHOKING]

Somebody grabbed me! Somebody grabbed me!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

- All righty. [LAUGHS] - [WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

And the winner is...

[BOTH] The Possession of Mrs. Hyde!

♪ Upbeat electronic music ♪

♪ ♪

Fuck yeah!

[CHEERS]

[AXEL] Wow. Um...

this was a very special journey.

Um, it started in 1988

when my father and I sat down

and wrote the first draft for this screenplay,

and it, um, culminated 30 years later

when I finally found the perfect actors

to take on the lead roles.

Avi Love, Seth Gamble...

This movie would've never happened without you,

and-and watching you give all you had for me

was so inspiring.

Um, St-Steve Orenstein, uh,

thank you for having the balls to let...

To let me shoot a porn movie in black-and-white CinemaScope.

To my beautiful wife,

who has made me happier than I ever thought I would be,

thank you so much.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And to my father, wherever you are,

I hope you're proud of me.

Thank you, AVN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ ♪

[SMALL HANDS] It's a tale as old as time, girls.

A man and a woman connected

by passion and chemistry.

Sexual desire surrounds them.

And so does a camera crew, a few lighting guys,

a director,

a weird dude making very delicious breakfast burritos.

[BOTH LAUGH]

It truly is a beautiful thing.

Here are the nominees for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ELECTRONIC HUMMING AND CLICKING]

Was it you who brought me home last night?

[MOANING]

[JEAN] Ms. Black, there is no smoking in this room.

I'm a dirty fucking whore.

Perfectly functionable 18-year-old girl.

Oh, my gosh.

[ELECTRONIC STUTTERING]

- Oh, you're a talent scout. - [BRICK] Yeah.

[GASPING AND MOANING]

...little sex parade out here!

[PANTING]

Your dick is so deep.

And the winner is...

[ALL] Avi Love and Ramón Nomar!

♪ ♪

- We got one. - What?

- [MAN] Avi Love. - [AXEL] Go, mama.

- You... you won the... - What?

[CAST CHEERING]

- [AVI] Oh, my God! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ ♪

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - You begin.

[AVI LAUGHING] Okay.

All right, well, we fucked pretty good.

What do you say? [LAUGHS]

It was very hot. It was very nice.

- Thanks to Axel Braun. - It was very hot.

- Thank you. - Yes.

♪ ♪

[AVI] So we won for The Possession of Mrs. Hyde,

and I also won my sex scene

in The Possession of Mrs. Hyde.

[LAUGHS]

Out of these three awards, I'm trying to decide

which one I'm gonna fuck.

So... I think I'm gonna go with this one.

I molded this dildo, so...

I got a win in my eyes. [LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

[BRITNEY] Best Male Newcomer. Wow! Exciting!

Since you're the Best Male Newcomer,

that probably means that you've busted a lot of nuts

this year, right?

[JASON] A lot, yes.

[BRITNEY] Oh!

You checking for stains?

Yes, we're checking. We... there's, like...

It looks like a spray kind of pattern here.

- Do you see that? - Mm-hmm.

Looks like you've been a naughty boy.

Perfect for the Male Newcomer.

- I love it. - Awesome.

One of the great things about AVN

is their dedication to recognizing new talent,

and that continues tonight with our next presenter.

Please welcome AVN's 2018 Best New Starlet,

Jill Kassidy!

♪ Rock music ♪

♪ ♪

When my name was announced on this stage last year,

I freaked out.

I...[LAUGHS]

I still can't believe that

with so many talented girls up for this award

that the honor of winning Best New Starlet

had been given to me.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I am really proud to have held this title,

and I am very excited that tonight,

in these last few moments,

I get to pass it on to the next girl.

Here are this year's nominees

for Best New Starlet.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING AND CLICKING]

[CRUNCH]

♪ ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And the winner is...

- [WOMAN] Oh, my God! - [SQUEALS SOFTLY]

[WOMAN WHOOPS]

Ivy Wolfe!

♪ Sunny electronic music ♪

♪ ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Hi. [LAUGHS]

I really can't believe this just happened, honestly.

I'm kind of in shock right now. [LAUGHS]

But I just wanna thank everybody, honestly.

I wanna thank every single person I've worked with.

I wanna thank every director,

every PA, every single person, my agency...

I just... thank you guys.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ ♪

[EXCITED CHATTER]

[LAUGHTER AND CHEERS]

I'm Charlotte Stokely,

and welcome to the 2019 AVN Show.

♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, I found Ella!

♪ ♪

I'm showing the boys and girls back home

what they're missing out on.

Yeah, get here!

[BREATHY MOAN]

You guys having fun yet?

- [ALL] Yeah! - [CHARLOTTE] Yeah!

I'm having a great time.

I feel like this is just a big, huge party.

♪ ♪

Ooh!

[SOFI] I love meeting fans and hanging out with them.

I can give them hugs and say hi,

and I love it.

[KIMMY] I just love meeting people

that admire the work that I do and just jerk off to me.

It's the coolest shit.

[CHARLOTTE] 'Cause not only do you get

to meet your favorite stars,

but you also get to meet them in sexy lingerie.

♪ ♪

They get to take pictures with you and grab your boobs?

Yup.

That sounds like a great time to me.

Let's shake our tits.

♪ ♪

Not only do you get to meet your favorite porn stars,

but you also get to play in the Lair,

"an interactive kinky playspace."

It's interactive.

It's like an arcade game but for your wiener.

I might dabble in fetish a little bit.

I think everybody actually dabbles a little bit,

whether they admit it or not.

[CHARLOTTE] Absolutely, and that's a great reason

to come to the convention:

to experience more things

that you didn't know you were into yet.

I've seen a lot of kinky shit,

but I've never seen this before. [LAUGHS]

Thank you for coming by.

You're the most enthusiastic person we've had all morning.

- Oh, my God, I just came. - Whoo!

I'm not wearing any panties.

[MOANS]

We should, like, just sleep in the same bed.

[GASPS] Right now? Okay. Cut the camera.

Hosting the show is living up

to everything we hoped it would be,

but I'm gonna be honest:

I was not prepared for all of the dress changes tonight.

Well, wait a minute.

How many times are you actually planning on changing?

Well, every time I leave the stage,

I put on my backstage outfit,

and then I either put something new on to come out in,

or I just put on whatever I was wearing before.

That means you have, like, six changes?

That's just crazy.

I know.

And I didn't know about all these changes ahead of time,

so I'm gonna be out of outfits in, like, two awards.

We'll just bring out the next presenters,

and then we'll just go to the mall real quick.

Okay.

I'm gonna go put on my backstage outfit

so we can go.

Okay, wh...

Please welcome to the stage

three women that don't need changing:

Christiana Cinn, Prinzzess, and Haley Reed.

♪ Heavy rock music ♪

♪ ♪

Say hi to AVN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[HALEY CHUCKLES]

According to the dictionary,

an actress is someone who inhabits a role,

looks super sexy, has passionate sex,

and can carry a story while having an orgy.

It really says that, like, in the dictionary

in a library?

Uh, yeah, in the 2019 AVN porn dictionary.

I found one backstage.

[GASPS] Oh, well, that totally makes sense.

And these women definitely define that description,

and they are the nominees for Best Actress.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING AND CLICKING]

I don't feel very beautiful.

But you are missing one very important thing...

The one thing that money will never buy you.

I'm offering you love.

I'm just here for summer break.

[INHALES] Tells me you'd make a great husband.

Now, that's embarrassing.

Well, it would've been worse if you had said

you were some kind of monster, right?

Why do you listen to this crap?

What category do I fall under?

The dumb sorority girl?

The batshit crazy chick?

Oh, no, no, no. Let me guess.

I'm the naive head nodder

who believes every word of bullshit

that comes out of your mouth.

Help!

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

I'm gonna go.

Why?

This is just too weird. I...

I didn't know... I never... I never would've.

What's wrong with you?

It's just too weird.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And the winner is...

[BOTH] Eliza Jane!

Whoo!

♪ ♪

Way to go.

[EXHALES] Oh, wow!

That's super cool. Uh...

Pure Taboo, you've been amazing.

The cast and crew of Anne

was beyond anything I could've asked for.

Um, my awesome date tonight...

I couldn't ask for anyone better.

And to sex workers everywhere, whether you're here

or not in this room with us tonight,

you're amazing.

You have all my support.

I've really had the time of my life as Eliza Jane.

Thank you.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ ♪

[GASPS, MOANS]

Oh, my goodness. It's so big.

Yeah?

♪ Jaunty music ♪

♪ ♪

There's just no words to describe this.

I hope it fits.

[MALE NARRATOR] In the landscape

of adult film male talent,

rarely does a unique personality come along

such as Dredd.

- Hello. - [LAUGHS]

[NARRATOR] Tonight, Dredd and Little Dredd

sit down to commiserate on the long, hard journey

to the 2019 AVN Awards.

- What happened? - It's huge.

- What's going on? - [GASPS]

Yeah, yeah, get that. You know, I don't have hands.

- Fix you up a little bit. - Are my glasses good?

There you go.

Did I say how much I like your shoes?

Oh, well, thank you very much.

I mean, I'm lookin' at 'em most of the day.

[LAUGHS]

Twenty nineteen AVNs. We are here.

- I'm really excited... - Mm-hmm.

- I agree. - ...that we've made it.

We're up for Male Performer of the Year.

Finally, yes.

My only question is,

what took 'em so long?

The fact that we are here... I'm ecstatic,

and I hope you are too.

I am at full attention.

[CHUCKLES] I can see that.

[SNICKERS] We've done some great gapes together,

but who would you say was your favorite gape?

Oof. My favorite.

That is a tough question, as you know.

That's why I asked.

Well, one of them, off the top of my head...

And I'm sure you'll agree with me on this...

Is, uh, Kissa Sins.

Oh, my God. I was just gonna say that.

That is a cavernous area right there.

I really agree with you.

When we unleash us upon them,

we tear their organs apart.

That's just a fact.

"Rearrange furniture," as I like to say.

- [LAUGHS] - Because of you,

uh, we've actually had females...

There was one time when one left the set.

I dropped my pants, and you came out.

She pretty much said, "Oh, my God. Hell no.

- There's no way." - Damn right.

- [LAUGHS] - Personally,

I think it was all your fault.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

I'm noticing some bruises on you.

Oh, you got me. I gotta confess.

You know the other night when you were like,

"I'm so tired. I'm just gonna go to bed"?

- Yeah? - You did go to bed,

and I didn't.

I always hear you talking

about all these parties.

I went and checked one out.

I grabbed the camera crew,

we went upstairs, and we mingled.

I didn't give any consent

to anything that went on with you.

You wanna see the footage?

♪ ♪

Whoo!

I'm Dredd's dick!

- How are you doing? - Oh, my God!

You just gave me a mushroom stamp on my face.

I gotta experience what AVN's all about

and meet all the hot porn stars.

I feel like you've already met most of them.

I've crushed most of them.

Do you wanna go home with me tonight?

Whoa! I don't know if Dredd will approve,

but you know what? He's sleeping.

[DREDD SNORING]

I'm just curious: how did you get separated?

Uh, we don't have enough time to talk about that.

It's time to have fun.

Would you lick my balls?

Do you think you could take me?

I think I could take you in my fucking pussy.

I love a challenge.

I'm having a lot of fun.

I've never seen you like this before.

I know. I'm letting it loose!

Drink, drink, drink!

Aw, yeah!

Yeah!

So ticklish! [LAUGHING]

Om-yum-yum-yum-yum.

I hope he sleeps forever!

AVN 2019 porn awards!

[THUDS]

[SNORING]

Hey, hey.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

- Back up here, okay. - It was... it was a long night.

- Yeah. - I have a mouth.

I got a brain.

I don't have ears,

so forever, I've been trying to read your lips

and everyone else, and for the longest,

I thought your name was Fred.

And I was like,

"Me and Fred are gonna do some damage right now."

Well, this has been great.

I think we need to do this more often.

I agree. Whoa.

It's like looking in a mirror.

Hey, Dredd, where you going?

Wait, Dredd! Come back here!

You can't leave without me!

What're you gonna do, finger-bang these girls?

They don't give awards for finger-banging.

You need me, son!

God damn it! I love you, Dredd.

♪ Electronic music ♪

♪ ♪

It seems like the standards for this next award

keep getting harder and harder.

[CHUCKLES]

Thankfully, getting harder and harder

is no problem for this group of men.

Here are the nominees for Male Performer of the Year.

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING AND CLICKING]

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

[HALEY] Oh, my God.

And the winner is...

[ALL] Manuel Ferrara!

♪ Rock music ♪

♪ ♪

Good job.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[MANUEL] Holy shit.

This is number six, guys. Thank you so much.

Um, I'd like to thank my wife...

My beautiful Kayden Kross.

I love so much, baby.

I can't wait to watch you win the Director of the Year.

I love you so much.

♪ ♪

How are you, man?

I'm too old for all this shit, man.

Young guys deserve it more than me.

- Thank you so much. - [LAUGHS]

[HOSTS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

All right, buddy, look, I'm sorry,

but I'm gonna have to put you back in my pants.

But you're not gonna stay there long, all right?

It's AVN Awards night,

and everybody gets laid tonight,

including you.

It's time to have fun! Aw, yeah!

- [WOMAN]...is no problem... - Oh, my good...

[BRITNEY] Is this your first AVN win?

This is my first time holding an AVN trophy.

- Oh, my God. - It's so heavy.

I'm gonna get so buff, 'cause I'm never

gonna put this down.

[WITH ENGLISH ACCENT] All right, so...

[BRITNEY] What got you interested

in wanting to join the adult industry?

I was just kind of, like, on a sexual freedom journey,

and it was, like, a slow process,

and then all the sudden, it was like...

[RASPING DEMONICALLY] "All right, let's do this."

[LAUGHTER]

It is now my great pleasure

to be joined by the 2019 AVN trophy girls,

Gianna Dior and Athena Faris!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Thank you so much, Esther.

We're so happy to be your trophy girls.

It really is a dream come true.

That's so great to hear. Now, I have a question.

Since no one spends more time onstage than you two,

are there any tips you have

for any of the winners that are left tonight?

You bet we do.

First of all,

think of your acceptance speech like a sex scene.

You might get choked up and your mascara might run,

but always keep eye contact with the camera.

It looks hot. Maybe even drool a little.

Also, from the moment you hear your name

and you get on the stage,

treat it like the end of a sex scene.

Be ready to pop,

and please, don't go on and on and on for a long time.

Oh, wow. That's really helpful.

Anything else?

Yup. When you're the host,

make sure you know the perfect time

to bring up the next presenters.

Cool. Cool.

[LAUGHTER]

Kay, the perfect time is now.

Oh! Please welcome to the stage Gia Paige and,

for the very first time onstage anywhere ever,

Johnny Castle!

♪ ♪

Wow.

We get to give out one of the biggest awards

of our industry:

Female Performer of the Year.

I know!

I think it says a lot about us that we're the presenters.

I agree.

But what does it say?

Pretty sure it says we didn't win.

- [LAUGHTER] - Mm.

Well, let's find out who did win.

Here are the nominees for Female Performer of the Year.

[ELECTRONIC CLICKING]

And the winner is...

[BOTH] Angela White!

♪ ♪

[LAUGHS]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Thank you, AVN, for this incredible honor.

[EXHALES] I couldn't be up here tonight

without the support of so many of you.

This industry is so special to me.

It is innovative, it's progressive,

and it's inclusive

and, ultimately, it's important.

Yeah.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And I'm so, so proud

to be here with you tonight to celebrate our achievements.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

I can't help but feel like we're missing something

out here onstage.

- Like what? - [WOMAN] Gia's ass.

- [LAUGHS] - I don't know.

We look hot, the cameras are rolling,

the lights are on, and we're ready for action.

But we can't have action without a director.

If only there was some way for us

to get a director up here with us.

Let's read the list of the next nominees

and see if that helps.

Here are the nominees for Director of the Year.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ELECTRONIC CLICKING]

♪ Let's go! ♪

And the winner is...

[BOTH] Kayden Kross!

♪ Rock music ♪

♪ ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[KAYDEN SNIFFLES] Thank you.

[MAN] Kayden!

Greg Lansky, you told me this was possible.

I didn't think it was. [LAUGHS]

Thank you.

Manuel, you have been there for everything.

But most of all, thank you, performers.

I know how hard it is.

I know because I've been there. I have been you.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Love you!

The resilience it takes, the confidence it takes...

Thank you for your strength.

♪ ♪

Thank you so much. I love you. Thank you so much.

[BRITNEY] So you're the second person

to win two times in a row.

How does that feel?

Um, absolutely incredible.

It's-it's an amazing honor.

[BRITNEY] How you gonna celebrate tonight?

Well, I'm waiting for my wife to, uh,

win Director of the Year,

and then we're, uh, probably gonna have sex.

- [MANUEL] You know. - [BRITNEY] It's a big night

for your family altogether.

Your husband just won a big award... and you,

and so how are you guys gonna celebrate?

[KAYDEN] Um...

well, you know. [LAUGHS]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He already told us, actually.

- Such a great speech. - Thank you.

Is there anything that you left out

that you'd like to say now, behind...

I... well, you know what?

I'd like to thank the fans,

because the... without the fans,

we wouldn't be able to do any of this,

and-and they always inspire me to do better.

[BRITNEY] What do you think it is about you

that sets you apart from all these other guys?

My foreskin.

How much water is on my face right now?

That's okay. You won such a big award.

Of course you're gonna be emotional.

[MANUEL] I forgot to thank AVN. Oh, my God.

- Oh, my gosh! Ah! - AVN, thank you!

Thank you, AVN. Thank you.

♪ ♪

Thank you, Kayden, for teaching me how to act

without a dick in my mouth. [LAUGHS]

I think the best thing about sex with a woman

is just being with Kissa Sins,

because she's so fucking genuine.

♪ ♪

[KAYDEN] Greg Lansky. [LAUGHS]

This is you. This is you.

Tori Black, I wish you were here,

because, fuck, you're good.

[CHANEL] ...why I want to dedicate this win

to all of my fellow transgender peers

who have been nominated.

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - [CHANEL LAUGHS]

Trans people are not taboo nor a fetish.

We are people who want to be allowed to work,

to serve in our country, and, most importantly,

live a life of our own choosing

just like anybody else.

I love you guys. Thank you.

It truly is my honor to introduce a man

that dedicates his work to fighting for us,

advancing our industry on every platform,

and stands firmly as a voice for positivity

and inclusiveness in our community.

Along with Whitney Wright,

please welcome the chief executive officer

of the AVN Media Network,

Tony Rios!

♪ Rock music ♪

♪ ♪

[CHUCKLES] Thank you.

Camming is such a large part of our industry,

and it grows every year more and more.

The ability to be a cam performer offers fans

a personal experience with the entertainers they love.

It allows men and women who use camming

the opportunity to freely express themselves

and use their talents any way they choose.

These first nominees chose to use their imagination,

interests, sewing machines, and hard work

to become some of the best in the world,

and all that hard work is not just recognized by AVN

but by fans as well

because this and the next award are decided by the fans.

Here are the nominees

for the fan award for Favorite Cam Cosplayer.

♪ Dramatic percussion ♪

- [ELECTRONIC HUMMING] - ♪ marching band music ♪

♪ ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

And the award goes to...

[BOTH] Elise Laurenne.

♪ ♪

Thank you.

So, uh, I lost my voice.

Okay, so hi, my name is Jen.

I'm one of Elisa's best friends.

I'm taking over for her, but she wanted to thank

her Butt Freckle Cult.

She's so grateful to get this award.

- [QUIETLY] Yes. Thank you. - Yes, and what else?

- Tell them. [LAUGHS] - Stay creative.

Stay creative! Whoo! Congratulations!

♪ ♪

What makes camming so special

is that it allows each performer the abilities

to truly connect with our fans, and when it comes to camming,

it's those relationships

that make all the work and performing worth it.

Tonight, the fans get to speak again

and show how strong those relationships really are.

Here are the nominees

for the fan award for Favorite Cam Girl.

- [ELECTRONIC HUMMING] - ♪ marching band music ♪

♪ ♪

And the winner is...

[BOTH] Kati3kat!

♪ ♪

Wow. If, uh... if somebody had told me four years ago

that I would be up on this stage

three years in a row, I swear,

I would not have believed them.

I've never found a group of girls more supportive

and a group of people who have seen every part of me

when I play video games and when I just hang out.

I have the biggest supporters,

and thank you so much for your votes.

Thank you, AVN, for an amazing platform.

Thank you, My Free Cams.

Thank you so much, KKC.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Peace out.

Peace out!

♪ ♪

- [SQUEALS] Yes! - Thank you.

- You're gonna go this way. - [MAN] This way. This way.

[BRITNEY] Is this your first AVN win?

- [ELISE] Yes, it is. - [BRITNEY] Oh, my God!

- [BRITNEY] Congratulations. - [ELISE] I'm very excited.

Thank you.

What do you want to say to your fans that voted for you?

I love you. I love you a lot.

Thank you so much for voting for me,

especially to my Butt Freckle Cult.

Y'all are amazing. Thank you.

[KATI3KAT] What I have to say to the Kati3kat Crew, the KKC:

you are a crazy group of members.

You guys know how awkward I am,

and getting me up on that stage every year is...

I hate you for it. I love you. Thank you.

I appreciate you, and, most importantly,

fuck you.

Fuck you. [LAUGHS] Seriously.

[BRITNEY] How are you gonna celebrate tonight?

Getting really, really, really drunk

and pretending I did not act as awkward as I thought I did

- up on that stage. - [BOTH LAUGH]

[ANNOUNCER] Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome the final presenters of the evening:

Adria Rae, Steve Holmes, and Gina Valentina.

♪ ♪

This final award is only for winners.

Literally.

In order to win,

you have to already won tonight.

Let's find out who the double winner is.

Here are the nominees for Movie of the Year.

[ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING AND CLICKING]

And the winner...

for Movie of the Year...

[ALL] The Possession of Mrs. Hyde!

[STEVE] Wicked Pictures!

♪ ♪

I just wanna dedicate this to all the people at AVN...

The guys who spend weeks locked in a room

watching every single movie,

debating... really debating on the merits

of every one of them,

that, to the outside world, you guys have a dream job,

but-but I know how hard it is,

and-and I really appreciate it and I value it,

and that is why, after 30 years,

winning one of these, uh, still means a lot to me.

Thank you so much.

♪ ♪

- [AXEL] Are you excited? - Yeah, excited, nervous.

[AXEL] Is it... is it nerve-racking every time

- that you step onstage? - Absolutely.

Actually, that was the most nerve-racking.

- The most... - The most nerve-racking?

- The most. The most, yeah. - Is it?

[DJ] AVN!

We need you on your feet right now!

[CARDI B] Bardi!

♪ Dramatic rock music ♪

[DJ] Hands in the air!

One, two, three, let's go!

♪ Your bitch wanna party with Cardi ♪

♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪

♪ Diamonds all over my body, shinin' all over my body ♪

♪ Cardi got your bitch on Molly ♪

♪ Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame ♪

♪ Bentley truck lane to lane ♪

♪ Blow out the brain ♪

♪ I go insane, insane ♪

♪ I drop a check on the chain ♪

♪ Fuck up a check in the Flame ♪

♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪

♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪

♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪

♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪

♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪

♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪

♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

♪ Who get this motherfucker started ♪

- ♪ Cardi ♪ - ♪ Who took your bitch ♪

- ♪ Out to party ♪ - ♪ Cardi ♪

♪ I took your bitch and departed ♪

♪ Who that be fly as a martian?

- ♪ Cardi ♪ - ♪ Who that on fleek ♪

- ♪ In the cut ♪ - ♪ Cardi ♪

♪ Who got them bricks in the truck ♪

- ♪ Cardi ♪ - ♪ The diamonds gon' hit ♪

♪ Like a bitch on a bitchy-ass bitch ♪

♪ Bitch, you a wannabe Cardi ♪

♪ Red-bottom MJ moonwalk on a bitch ♪

♪ Moonwalkin' through your clique ♪

♪ I'm moonwalkin' in the six ♪

♪ Sticky with the kick, moon rocks in this bitch ♪

♪ I'm from the motherfuckin' Bronx ♪

♪ I keep the pump in the trunk ♪

♪ Bitch, if you bad, then jump ♪

♪ Might leave your bitch in a slump ♪

♪ Your bitch wanna party with Cardi ♪

♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪

♪ Diamonds all over my body, shinin' all over my body ♪

♪ Cardi got your bitch on Molly ♪

♪ Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame ♪

♪ Bentley truck lane to lane ♪

♪ Blow out the brain, I go insane, insane ♪

♪ I drop a check on the chain ♪

♪ Fuck up a check in the Flame ♪

♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪

♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪

♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪

♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪

♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪

♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪

♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

♪ Step in this bitch in Givenchy ♪

♪ Fuck up a check in Givenchy ♪

♪ Boss out the coupe and them inches ♪

♪ I fuck up a bag at the Fendi ♪

♪ I fuck up a bag in a minute ♪

♪ Who you know drip like this ♪

♪ Who you know built like this ♪

♪ I'm poppin' shit like a dude ♪

♪ Pull up and pop at your crew ♪

♪ Brr, poppin' at you ♪

♪ They say, "You basic" ♪

♪ I flooded the Rollie with diamonds ♪

♪ I flooded the Patek and bracelet ♪

♪ I got your bitch and she naked ♪

♪ Ice on the cake when I bake it ♪

♪ I'm switchin' lanes in the Range ♪

♪ Swap out the dick for the brain ♪

♪ Swap out your bitch for your main ♪

♪ Swap out the trap for the fame ♪

♪ Ice on them Cardi B Cartier frames, bitch ♪

♪ Your bitch wanna party with Cardi ♪

♪ Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari ♪

♪ Diamonds all over my body, shinin' all over my body ♪

♪ Cardi got your bitch on Molly ♪

♪ Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame ♪

♪ Bentley truck lane to lane ♪

♪ Blow out the brain, I go insane, insane ♪

♪ I drop a check on the chain ♪

♪ Fuck up a check in the Flame ♪

♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪

♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪

♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪

♪ Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

♪ Cardi took your man, you upset, uh ♪

♪ Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah ♪

♪ Cardi put the pussy on Offset ♪

♪ Cardi B brain on Offset ♪

Whoo-whoo-whoo!

[DJ] AVN, make some noise for Cardi B!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CARDI B] Sexy ladies.

- Ay. - [DJ] Say what?

♪ Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me ♪

♪ If you wanted to ♪

♪ These expensive, these is red bottoms ♪

♪ These is bloody shoes ♪

♪ Hit the store, I can get 'em both ♪

♪ I don't wanna choose ♪

♪ And I'm quick, cut a nigga off ♪

♪ So don't get comfortable, look ♪

♪ I don't dance now, I make money move ♪

♪ Say I don't gotta dance, I make money move ♪

♪ If I see you and I don't speak ♪

♪ That means I don't fuck with you ♪

♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪

- ♪ Bitch ♪ - ♪ I make bloody moves ♪

♪ Now she say she gon' do what to who ♪

♪ Let's find out and see ♪

♪ Cardi B, you know where I'm at ♪

♪ You know where I be ♪

♪ You in the club just to party ♪

♪ I'm there, I get paid a fee ♪

♪ I be in and out them banks so much ♪

♪ I know they're tired of me ♪

♪ Honestly, don't give a fuck ♪

♪ 'Bout who in front of me ♪

♪ Dropped two mixtapes in six months ♪

♪ What bitch working as hard as me ♪

- [DJ] No one! - ♪ I don't bother ♪

♪ With these hos ♪

♪ Don't let these hos bother me ♪

♪ They see pictures, they say goals ♪

- ♪ Bitch ♪ - [DJ] One, two, three!

- Turn up! - ♪ Look, I might just chill ♪

♪ In some BAPE ♪

♪ I might just chill with your boo ♪

♪ I might just feel on your babe ♪

♪ My pussy feel like a lake ♪

♪ He wanna swim with his face ♪

♪ I'm like, "Okay" ♪

♪ I let him get what he want, he buy me Yves Saint Laurent ♪

♪ And the new whip, when I go fast as a horse ♪

♪ I got the pump in the trunk ♪

♪ I'm the hottest in the street ♪

♪ Know you probably heard of me ♪

♪ Got a bag and fixed my teeth ♪

♪ Hope you hos know it ain't cheap ♪

♪ And I pay my mama bills ♪

♪ I ain't got no time to chill ♪

♪ Think these hos be mad at me ♪

♪ Their baby father run a bill ♪

- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. - ♪ Said little bitch ♪

♪ You can't fuck with me ♪

♪ If you wanted to ♪

♪ These expensive, these is red bottoms ♪

♪ These is bloody shoes ♪

♪ Hit the store, I can get 'em both ♪

♪ I don't wanna choose ♪

♪ And I'm quick, cut a nigga off ♪

♪ So don't get comfortable, look ♪

♪ I don't dance now, I make money move ♪

♪ Say I don't gotta dance, I make money move ♪

♪ If I see you and I don't speak ♪

♪ That means I don't fuck with you ♪

♪ I'm a boss, you a worker ♪

- ♪ Bitch ♪ - ♪ I make bloody moves ♪

Wet-pussy bitches and big-dick motherfuckers,

get your asses up here right now!

Right now!

♪ ♪

Yes! Yes.

Yes, yes.

- Marker. - [CARDI B] Yes, yes, yes.

Take one.

I'm gonna choke again. I can't do this anymore.

No, it's okay.

I cry at [INDISTINCT] guys.

I can't do this.

My mascara is running.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't know why.

What did you do wrong?

[DJ] Sexy ladies to the stage!

Are those bow ties?

Those are... yeah, sure.

They're bow ties.

Wow, they really match your beads.

- Don't they? - Oh...

[LAUGHS]

Oh, shit!

How are you holding your mic?

With my dick.

[DREDD] Grab that beast.

[GASPS]

[ALL SHOUT EXCITEDLY]

[DJ] Let's go, let's go, let's go now.

♪ ♪

[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[DJ] Come on!

♪ ♪

- Oh, goodness. - Om-yum-yum-yum-yum.

Here, I can titty-fuck you.

I don't wanna cave your chest in.

♪ Smooth music ♪

♪ ♪