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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,299 Thank god! That was in the nick of time. 2 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,239 Here it is. 3 00:01:18,599 --> 00:01:20,069 Come, let's go. 4 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:51,280 - 200 grams of unpolished rice. - 200 grams of small Chinese, coming up. 5 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,189 Unpolished. 6 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,950 The "Rice Crispies" has always been unpolished if you ask me. 7 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,150 And some south German fruit fiber. 8 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:04,920 East- or West- German? 9 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,489 Never mind, they're from Lammefjorden anyway. 10 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,669 And half a kilo black soybeans. Aaahh, black beans... 11 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:14,250 Sexy food, right. 12 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:18,300 You don't need to comment on everything. Just serve me. 13 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,560 Everything else just bothers my stomach and me. 14 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,789 - Does it want anything more? The stomach... - Crushed ring flower. 15 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,250 Crushed? No, don't be so cruel. 16 00:02:29,759 --> 00:02:31,860 And some sweet rosehip marmalade. 17 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,870 - Anything else? - Yes, a few Sunflower seeds. 18 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,080 - How many? - 927. 19 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,780 927, yes. 20 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,409 What???? 21 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,860 Jensen, do you have a minute? 22 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:51,830 - What is so funny? - It's my Danish colleague. 23 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:54,050 Never mind. Here. 24 00:02:57,599 --> 00:03:01,969 - How much sunflower seed? - 700 grams. - 700 grams!? 25 00:03:02,719 --> 00:03:06,909 "700 grams of sunflower seeds" Piece by piece! 26 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,580 How long is Ms. "Swedish sun block" going to be here? She makes me nervous! 27 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,960 She doesn't leave until the Swedish intelligence agency decides 28 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,800 that she can't find any more terrorists in Denmark. 29 00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:21,050 Could you at least send her out to the market? 30 00:03:21,479 --> 00:03:24,780 And let her sell mish-mash food in a kiosk. 31 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:29,689 Jensen, I get the feeling you don't take our undercover operation seriously. 32 00:03:30,479 --> 00:03:34,659 If the intelligence agency told me to work in a health food store - 33 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:38,280 just to please the intelligence agency, then... 34 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:41,409 Why can't I go out in the field? 35 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,050 Isn't it time to forget that incident over at the Russian embassy? 36 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,050 When an agent gets shit-faced on Russian vodka and takes a young Russian female... 37 00:03:49,719 --> 00:03:51,969 Aren't you allowed to invite a young lady out for a sleigh ride? 38 00:03:52,479 --> 00:03:55,430 - In the middle of the summer? - Nobody's perfect. 39 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:57,620 At least I found out she was a Russian agent. 40 00:03:58,039 --> 00:04:01,340 And then questioned her at the Bolsjoj-ballet. 41 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,560 She didn't know anything about any long-distance-missiles. 42 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,590 Jensen! 43 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,469 Watch out for the ladies. 44 00:04:09,039 --> 00:04:11,289 Do you know about a professor Neubau? 45 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,150 Yes, he's a German scientist who lives in Denmark. 46 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,699 Who is trying to come up with a substance to replace oil? 47 00:04:18,319 --> 00:04:21,439 - He died three days ago. - Rest his soul. 48 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:24,360 And his substance now exists. 49 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:28,529 Just before his death, he took some pictures of his invention. 50 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,649 - We have that microfilm. - Good for you boss. 51 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:36,730 On the other hand, only the CIA can process that type of film. 52 00:04:37,399 --> 00:04:38,870 Neubau contacted Carter- 53 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,879 and one of his agents picked up the film. 54 00:04:42,439 --> 00:04:47,250 Your job is to guard the courier so that he can deliver the film safely. 55 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:55,158 A lot of people would like to get their hands on that substance, Jensen. 56 00:04:55,759 --> 00:04:57,160 What? 57 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:00,410 What is it boss? 58 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,949 The Danish intelligence agency is going to deliver Neubaus substance to the CIA. 59 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,360 I could sell that microfilm to the Sheik of Obec for ten million crowns. 60 00:05:09,079 --> 00:05:12,060 Have you tried to buy it from the Danes, boss? 61 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,889 Matty Hari, you know very well that the Scorpio doesn't buy, he takes! 62 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:22,350 - But, I have a good plan. - Fucking great, boss! 63 00:05:28,439 --> 00:05:29,560 The bag. 64 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,660 Thanks. 65 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,910 In order to fool the enemy, we have made this bag with samples. 66 00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:42,329 This little rye bread flavored with brewer's yeast is extraordinary. 67 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,250 We've baked it with the microfilm inside. 68 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,569 No, the courier gets the bag. 69 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,370 Just to be sure, we'll do the double bag trick. 70 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,290 Here's your bag Jensen. Without the microfilm. 71 00:06:07,079 --> 00:06:09,040 Jensen, beware of the ladies! 72 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:11,689 Yes, sure, chief! 73 00:06:12,199 --> 00:06:15,079 The code is: "Do you need a healthy young man" 74 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,160 "who knows health-food, yoga, ropy milk and thick yogurt?" 75 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,029 Dismissed! 76 00:06:21,399 --> 00:06:22,910 Yes boss. 77 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,139 Yes, my son. That's how you were conceived. 78 00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:17,850 Your father and I worked together in the intelligence agency. 79 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,089 It was a dangerous place to work. 80 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:26,930 We were so in love we forgot all about that. 81 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:32,120 Everything about the Scorpio and all the top-secret papers we took from him. 82 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:52,500 It was wonderful. 83 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:05,149 The Scorpio! Let's go! 84 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,299 That assignment cost your father his life. 85 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,889 And if I ever catch him 86 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,009 I'll strangle him to death. 87 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,830 You should never turn the other cheek. 88 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,470 Sure it was terrible that he killed my father 89 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,100 but he knew the risks when he took the job. 90 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:32,840 You should at least be able to speak to him about it. 91 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,289 You don't speak with scorpions. 92 00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:38,639 You stomp on them! And if not, they run away. 93 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,799 That's what I'm going to do. Eh, run away... 94 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,940 - I'm going to apply for a job, ciao! - Bye my son. 95 00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:03,269 What do you want? 96 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,370 - Ropy milk? - Yes, that and high yogurt. 97 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,230 Well, it's that way. 98 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,860 So, was it ropy milk and high yogurt? 99 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,220 Hello, you're right on time. 100 00:11:27,799 --> 00:11:29,659 - Am I? - Sure you are. Right on the dot! 101 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,009 Nobody told me that before. 102 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:38,279 - I'm not ashamed... - Why would you be ashamed? 103 00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:44,129 - That's what my mother always tells me. - She does. Who is she, your mother? 104 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,320 - Mrs. Irma Andersen. - Irma Andersen? 105 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,350 Young man, may I shake your hand? 106 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,120 It's an honor to shake the hand of the son of the woman 107 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,850 who made this country what it is today. 108 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,460 There isn't a better woman in the whole of Denmark! 109 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,039 Well... 110 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:10,649 May I call you by your Christian name? 111 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:13,409 Yes, it's Arnold. 112 00:12:13,919 --> 00:12:17,360 Arnold, it's so Danish. Yes, typical Danish. 113 00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:20,809 Like your mother. 114 00:12:21,399 --> 00:12:23,149 Well Arnold, let's cut to the chase. 115 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:30,019 Here's the bag with the samples, and a train ticket to Bromby. 116 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,120 You'll be picked up by a big white Buick Skylark 117 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:38,269 that will take you to the Northern European Meditation Centre. 118 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,659 Allow me to wish you a... pleasant trip... 119 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,669 Tally-ho! 120 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,240 Jensen! 121 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,059 Yes boss? 122 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,029 Do you have any idea who that was? It was Irma Andersen's son. 123 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,360 Irma Andersen? 124 00:12:55,799 --> 00:12:58,960 She who took care of the men in a shower cabin? 125 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,789 - Irma la Douche. - Exactly. That was her son. 126 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,740 Check him out, Jensen. 127 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,120 - And remember: beware of the ladies. - Sure boss. 128 00:13:11,519 --> 00:13:12,529 Yes, mother. 129 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:16,389 I didn't know they needed this many people in the health-food business. 130 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,419 Yes, I got the job. 131 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,279 Good my son. 132 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:26,190 Now, you work hard with the healthy food and don't go to bed too late. 133 00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:28,629 Okay. 134 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:29,919 Bye for now. 135 00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:42,299 The intelligence agency's courier is on a train to Bromby. 136 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,139 And he has a bag full of... ... health-food products?! 137 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,019 Find out who he is, and what kind of bag he uses. 138 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:54,399 Alfa Bravo Charlie Delta, come in. 139 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,220 - What can I do for you? - Do you need someone 140 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:06,840 who knows health food, yoga, ropy milk and thick yogurt? 141 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:14,610 - It's ropy milk and thick yogurt. - Oooh... Give me a minute. 142 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,169 - Stick 'em up! - What? 143 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:35,909 "Ropy milk and thick yogurt" Do you think we're idiots? 144 00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:37,929 Where you from? 145 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:43,269 Russia? China? Albania? Or even worse, are you from Norway? 146 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:47,879 My boss is Jimmy Carter, president of the United States of America. 147 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,580 - Can you prove it? - I've got a tape. 148 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,570 Let's hear it. 149 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,809 To whom it may concern. 150 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,179 I hereby confirm that this man, Hubert W. Horsepower- 151 00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:09,129 - really does represent the United States government. 152 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:12,009 Spoken, and signed, by Jimmy Carter. Please believe... 153 00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:15,360 If you're the courier, who is... 154 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,509 Taxi! 155 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,210 There he is, the CIA guy Hubert W. Horsepower. 156 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,960 It's Jensen who is the courier. I repeat. Jensen is the courier. 157 00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:55,580 He has a white Thai Air bag. 158 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,409 Got it. Lizzie is on her way. I repeat. Lizzie is on her way. 159 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,879 - Over and out. - Yes, boss. 160 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:49,259 Come on! We have to catch that fucking train! 161 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,610 Shit!! 162 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,029 Penny, I'm going to Bromby to assassinate Andersen. 163 00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:00,169 And find out how much his mother knows. Hurry!! 164 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,769 - Hi, could I speak to Mr. Arnold Andersson? - He's not at home. 165 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,759 - But he lives here, right? - Yes. 166 00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:56,490 - Are you his mother? - No. 167 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,069 - Is his mother at home? - Yes. 168 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:07,880 Ah fuck, I don't have all day. Can I speak to her!? 169 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:12,180 Berta, who was it who... 170 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:16,018 - Lizzie, is everything under control? - Yes, yes. 171 00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:19,036 Get onboard. 172 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:23,920 I'm just here to ask a few simple questions. And as soon as you answer them I'm... 173 00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:02,539 - What are you doing? - I'm locking the door. No compromises. 174 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:04,519 Yes, but... 175 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,210 No buts. Fuck me. 176 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,670 Yes, but... 177 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,920 "Beware of the ladies" 178 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:18,799 I'm going to. 179 00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:35,759 Who is he? 180 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,319 Who's are these? 181 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,470 - But... - Where is he? 182 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,500 Are you cheating on me with a Tyrolean? 183 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,400 - A Tyrolean! You must be out of your mind! - I'm going to find out who this guy is. 184 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,299 My flower. My dove... my darling... . 185 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,589 Big, bad, stupid, wonderful boy... 186 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,230 Close your eyes and be ready. 187 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,910 - Close your eyes. - Yes, but not too long right? 188 00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:02,680 Not too long. 189 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:08,779 Come here. 190 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,289 Aaah, fuck! 191 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:19,140 - Would Mr. and Mrs. like anything to eat? - Thanks, we have something. 192 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,670 Is this the fist time you've met Mr. Jensen? 193 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,539 He can be quite a guy if you don't know him. 194 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:26,869 I know where I've got him. 195 00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:29,180 "He who has no trousers" 196 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,250 "has to show his bare ass. " 197 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,380 Move it. What do you think this is? A field trip? 198 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,190 I thought so. Special corset number four. 199 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:44,769 That is the same old crap we used in my time. 200 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:48,470 - Do you remember this one? - Sure, it's a great piece. 201 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:52,269 That's when I knocked everybody out. 202 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,190 The panties! 203 00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:02,900 Now, that's clever. A nylon rope. 204 00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:06,230 That we didn't have! 205 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:11,930 We'd like an explanation. 206 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,400 - A bowl to mix the salad in? - Thanks, we have everything we need. 207 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:24,940 Please give us a... 208 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,049 ... bottle of cognac. 209 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,119 - Was this really Jensen's bag? - We were to only ones in the bathroom. 210 00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:40,150 It wasn't meant as a critique. 211 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,980 No, I get it! Jensen wasn't the only one in the compartment. 212 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,079 I think they just pulled the double bag trick. 213 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,609 The double bag trick? 214 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,670 Beautiful day isn't it? 215 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,609 How could a fake courier fool you? 216 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,279 No problem. We'll get there when the train arrives. 217 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,200 The other one has to be the real courier. 218 00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:46,440 Wait here. 219 00:23:05,839 --> 00:23:07,910 Pardon me, what is it you're reading? 220 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,680 It's a brochure from the North European Meditation Centre. 221 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,410 - You're going to attend a course? - Do you practice yoga? 222 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,809 No, just the thought of uncomfortable positions makes be dizzy. 223 00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:25,190 That's because you're not doing it right. 224 00:23:25,759 --> 00:23:29,480 The most important part is to relax. I'll show you. 225 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,470 The Lotus position, the easiest one. 226 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,420 It's the basis for all other positions. 227 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,369 You should be able to do that one. Even without any practice. 228 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,640 There you go. 229 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:50,349 I'll be damned; the Scorpio is really into healthy food these days. 230 00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:56,339 And then the more tricky position. "The Ox Frog". 231 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,140 You have to be careful not to lock yourself up. 232 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,819 If you twist my shoulder... 233 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,789 - Like that. - Now I'm locked. 234 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:25,210 Keep up the good work. 235 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,859 What are you doing? 236 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,269 You can't... 237 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,750 Ciao. 238 00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:37,150 I'm stuck. You have to help me! 239 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,890 That's dreadful. Come back here! 240 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:46,038 My Arnold is neither a half nor double, nor complete agent! He doesn't know about this? 241 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:53,720 How awful. My boss is on his way to kill him. He thinks he's one of the Scorpio's henchmen. 242 00:24:53,721 --> 00:24:54,500 The Scorpio? 243 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,059 There's no time to lose. 244 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,089 The panties? 245 00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:02,819 Aha! 246 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,390 Do you have anything else stuck down there? 247 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,259 - Stop it. - What was it we did last time? 248 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,700 What the hell is it? 249 00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:22,160 What the hell? 250 00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:24,339 Where is she!? Who is she?! 251 00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:26,269 I demand an explanation! 252 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,369 - I'm sorry they just... - I can't leave you alone for one second! 253 00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:34,589 Will you admit to it now? Or do I have to punish you even more? 254 00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:39,599 "Beware of the ladies, Jensen!" 255 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,559 Yes... whatever... 256 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,920 What is the world coming to? 257 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,359 When I was young 258 00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:54,769 people like that were punished in medieval ways! 259 00:25:55,519 --> 00:25:59,099 When you were young, the train hadn't been invented yet. 260 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,599 Mon dieu 261 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:06,230 Faster! Anything could happen with the Scorpio in the picture. 262 00:26:15,759 --> 00:26:18,740 It's impossible. It can't be true. 263 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,289 Do Mr. and Mrs. wish anything to drink with the hors d'oeuvres? 264 00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:25,119 Perhaps a Chateau Rothschild '55? 265 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,339 Give us a bottle of whisky! 266 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,809 No film. 267 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,039 Perhaps they did the triple bag trick? 268 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,920 - Nah, it's too clever. - The triple bag trick? 269 00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:44,380 We have to find the Scorpio. 270 00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:47,009 - Any sparkling water? - No. 271 00:26:57,599 --> 00:27:01,599 It's Citron-B�rge and Matty. We don't have, I repeat... 272 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,569 We don't have the merchandise. 273 00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:07,470 - Idiots! Come. - Okay boss. 274 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,970 Go directly to Bromberg. I repeat, go directly to Bromberg! 275 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,539 You got it boss. Over and out! 276 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:23,720 Do you get any discount if you count the miles... 277 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,940 ... or the crossroads we've passed? 278 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,440 Frankly. 279 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,660 I can tell something has happened. 280 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,420 The question is whether or not I should get involved. 281 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,369 Push my shoulder. 282 00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:45,809 It's about fucking time. 283 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,200 Young man, watch your language. Or I'll twist you up again. 284 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,990 A double knot! 285 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,509 Who the hell has the real bag?! 286 00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:59,930 And where is Lizzie? 287 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,279 No idea. And, we're in Bromby now. 288 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240 Now, don't forget the bill. 289 00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:12,660 Two coffees, a bottle of cognac and a... bottle of whisky 290 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,440 That's 789 and 50 sir, including cleaning. 291 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,809 I'm in the health food business. 292 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,609 I'd like to go to the North European Meditation Centre. 293 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:41,029 - Should we take him now? - No, let's follow him. 294 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,630 You have no idea what I've been through. 295 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,319 I bet any minute now a naked woman will come running... 296 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,680 ... along the tracks... 297 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,259 My lord! 298 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,200 Let's take him here. 299 00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:37,539 - What about the fake courier? - Aaahhh. As long as the microfilm is there. 300 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,289 My lord. 301 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,839 Then, it's just to Bromberg and deliver the merchandise. 302 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,490 Step on it, Berta. 303 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,630 What has happened? 304 00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:50,000 What are you doing? 305 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,619 - It's my brother. - Your brother? 306 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,230 You Copenhageners have a way with family. 307 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,869 The bag, dammit! 308 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,569 Where is the bag? 309 00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:29,380 Did you see who's lying here? 310 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:32,779 Government employees They sleep all day. 311 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,140 - Where is bag? - The hell with the bag! 312 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,339 He didn't carry the microfilm in the bag. He has it on him! 313 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,750 Let's take him! 314 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,430 Just a second. 315 00:32:58,119 --> 00:33:00,509 Are you bringing your guide dog with you... ? 316 00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,519 - Keep an eye on him? - Okay. 317 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,559 The gents are expected. 318 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,369 The prophet is expecting you in the meditation hall in about 20 minutes. 319 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,000 Shit! 320 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,070 - Okay, we're safe. - Shouldn't we deliver the bag now? 321 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,880 No. 322 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,139 I'm tired of picking roasted chestnuts from an open fire. 323 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,789 If only Jensen hadn't messed up the code word. 324 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,679 I'm going to give it to him... 325 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:55,989 He's going to have the shock of his lifetime. 326 00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,829 I'm going to enjoy the look on Jensen's face when he thinks the microfilm is gone. 327 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,380 Come on. Let's visit the prophet. 328 00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:49,800 Damn, this is way better then doing dirty secret agent work in South America. 329 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,340 Bravo! 330 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,340 Bravo! 331 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,429 Dear colleagues, there's been a little misunderstanding. 332 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 So, the film arrived with the wrong courier. 333 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,250 But I managed 334 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,679 to avoid further catastrophies. So, my dear gentleman... I now give you. . , . 335 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,880 the treasured micro fiii... 336 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,260 ... iine weather we have today, sir. 337 00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:26,670 The Scorpio. We're ruined! 338 00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:35,349 - That's terrible. - What happened? 339 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,989 What do ya mean? 340 00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:42,960 This was in the car. And it's Arnolds! 341 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,719 Is something wrong? 342 00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:49,349 No, we just arrived. 343 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,219 I'll call for help; I'm just going to give these chefs a ride to Blomberg. 344 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,429 Bromberg? 345 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,230 That's more like it! 346 00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:10,000 Which of you gentlemen has the microfilm? 347 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,960 - Hmmm... I'll find out. - What film? 348 00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:16,670 Why do you think you're here? 349 00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:20,210 I'm here to deliver a bag, with a few samples in it 350 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,630 and then go home, I guess. 351 00:38:23,079 --> 00:38:24,480 Mister Virgin himself! 352 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,510 Let's play a game of pool. 353 00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:30,360 Why not a game of Carambole. 354 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,909 Let's play the winner goes first into treatment. 355 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,789 This is Kokonono... 356 00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:43,289 Kokonono guards my upper half... 357 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,480 . . and little Billy here, guards my lower parts. 358 00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:49,530 I don't want to do this. I can't play. 359 00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:52,889 - I'm saying who's in or not. - But, I can't play pool. 360 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,869 You'd better learn then, fast as hell... 361 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,420 I've always dreamt of learning how to play pool. 362 00:39:08,519 --> 00:39:09,960 We made it in. 363 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:15,800 Understood. 364 00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:19,139 - Berta... Let's do this. - Yes. 365 00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:24,119 I'm first. What a bad position. 366 00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,670 The first one to go down 13 points will be first. 367 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,030 If you don't give me the film... 368 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,110 - I know nothing. - That's what everybody says. 369 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:43,489 Think positively my young man. Do you want to start? 370 00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:45,659 I don't know. 371 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:49,630 My talents can't be bought for a game of pool. 372 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,389 I don't want to. 373 00:39:57,639 --> 00:40:01,610 It's incredible how fast you can learn to appreciate pool. 374 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,030 That's minus six points. Mark it ladies. 375 00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:12,440 - You're next, my dear colleague. - Thanks. 376 00:40:18,639 --> 00:40:20,179 It's my turn. 377 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,590 Pardon me. 378 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,480 It's nothing. 379 00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:33,090 - You don't understand that. - Thanks. 380 00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:35,429 Welcome. 381 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,969 That's minus four points. Mark it ladies. 382 00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:41,480 - Now it's our foreign friend. - I'm ready. 383 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,050 That's plus four points. Mark it ladies. 384 00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:08,289 Now the big shot. 385 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,309 Is this the intelligence agency? 386 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,820 You're speaking to Agent 69 Jensen. Could I speak to... 387 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,860 What? Are you in a meeting? 388 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,119 It's very important... 389 00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:23,380 What? Closed up? 390 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,650 I need a helicopter, right away! 391 00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,329 Could I send in an order for one? No, no I don't have the time! 392 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,769 Are all my rights to book helicopters revoked? 393 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,840 I have to deal with a very awkward situation here. 394 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:44,690 No, I do not have my boss' rights to override the budget. 395 00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:47,420 Work permits? 396 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,019 Well, I hereby order four copies... 397 00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:53,739 . . in reasonable office hours. 398 00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:55,679 Go to hell! 399 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,780 That was minus six points. 400 00:42:04,159 --> 00:42:06,119 The pleasure is all yours. 401 00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:08,769 Or tell me where the microfilm is. 402 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,809 - I don't know anything. - Do I have to force you? 403 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,960 Once I'm out of here 404 00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:18,289 I'm going to file a complaint with the sportmen's association! 405 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,510 I'm getting you kicked out of the Danish Pool Federation! 406 00:42:22,079 --> 00:42:23,449 I'm going to... 407 00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:26,500 It's a pretty fun game... 408 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,260 Ten minus, mark it ladies. 409 00:42:39,519 --> 00:42:44,019 What about a little drink. 410 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,590 Yes please. 411 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,719 I've seen that face before. 412 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,489 I have to look at this a little closer, when we've found the microfilm. 413 00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:57,750 It's not in my room. 414 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,800 If it is, we're going to find it. 415 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,179 Shall we continue? Whose turn is it? 416 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,019 You! 417 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,349 Who are you? 418 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,849 Next time, wear something smaller, and comfortable. 419 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Its ladies like that you should hire 420 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,409 instead of those ugly women the intelligence agency sends you. 421 00:43:28,159 --> 00:43:30,190 Shall we continue? 422 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,309 It's almost impossible to focus on this game when he runs around like that! 423 00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:42,329 - Play! - Play! 424 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,590 You gave me a tough nut to crack. 425 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,599 That's fucking beautiful. Six points plus! 426 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,409 Look through all rooms. I want that microfilm! 427 00:45:27,079 --> 00:45:28,519 Go to work! 428 00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:39,349 Let's check the next room. 429 00:45:40,079 --> 00:45:42,250 And I'll do the boss' room. 430 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,929 And I'm going to search this good. 431 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,849 I want guards on all doors. Understood? 432 00:45:59,599 --> 00:46:01,809 Whose little girl are you? 433 00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:04,750 Are you shy? 434 00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:07,590 You're new here right? 435 00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:11,739 Then it was good you bumped into me. 436 00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,809 Because I'm the one in charge, next to the Scorpio of course. 437 00:46:17,639 --> 00:46:19,530 He let's me deal with everything. 438 00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:25,519 So if you want things to done. Just ask Citron-B�rge here. 439 00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:29,909 And I'll to take care if it... If you know what I mean. 440 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,679 Why are you so afraid of showing your face? 441 00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:38,889 You're ass looks so beautiful. 442 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,059 The Scorpio and I like beautiful girls. 443 00:46:43,639 --> 00:46:47,329 We definitely like young girls who are willing. 444 00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:52,610 When we meet girls like that... 445 00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:56,170 ... we want to stuff them really good. If you know what I mean. 446 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:01,180 This is the first lesson in sanitary engineering. 447 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,680 In Citron-B�rge's course for new cleaning ladies. 448 00:47:04,681 --> 00:47:08,438 Just give in, and learn how to please a feather duster. 449 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,860 Oooh... Nooo 450 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,679 No, I mean yes... 451 00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:23,070 You see this is not that bad? It's wonderful. 452 00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:26,250 Oh no. 453 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,789 Aaah... 454 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,630 You have what it takes. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to do vacuuming. 455 00:47:36,079 --> 00:47:38,639 But until then, I'll give you great references 456 00:47:39,199 --> 00:47:42,460 that you can use when you're done cleaning here. 457 00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:49,019 When it comes to imitating the prime minister's signature, I'm a wizard. 458 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,159 I can do several other signatures too... 459 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,500 What the hell. 460 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,559 Berta. 461 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,829 - We've got to find Arnold. - Yes, but what about the guard? 462 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,489 I've got an idea, come on. 463 00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:44,429 Boss! Boss! The film is gone. She took it. 464 00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:46,460 - Who is she? - The cleaning lady. 465 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,489 I knew there was something rotten in the state of Denmark. Close the gates. 466 00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:54,429 Come on guys, we've got to get that cleaning lady. 467 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,989 Move it! She can't get away. 468 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,460 Psst! 469 00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:54,639 Shit! It's the cleaning lady. 470 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,489 Okay, okay. We'll start preparing dinner. 471 00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:22,849 Imagine that, you're not even allowed to go to the bathroom. 472 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,769 I've got her. 473 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,260 She doesn't have it! 474 00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,719 Have you examined her? 475 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,170 There? 476 00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:07,860 And there? 477 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,090 And there? 478 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,260 I've been there... 479 00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:20,690 Where is the microfilm? 480 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,829 Kokonono. 481 00:51:24,679 --> 00:51:27,070 Boss, the Sheik of Obec has arrived. 482 00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:30,159 Shit... 483 00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:40,969 I thought we'd have the film by the time the Sheik arrived. 484 00:51:41,559 --> 00:51:43,519 Not a word to the Sheik! 485 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,650 - How? - How? I don't know. Come up with something. 486 00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:49,909 Tell him you don't do business before sunset. 487 00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:08,670 Welcome to Bromberg, your highness. I hope your trip was a pleasant one. 488 00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:12,929 Microfilm? 489 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,949 In this country we don't do business before supper. 490 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,630 Yes, It'll take a while. 491 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,059 Getting fresh camel balls wasn't easy you know. 492 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,090 Should camel balls be cooked, boiled, fried or coated with egg and breadcrumbs? 493 00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,050 Camel balls should be roasted on an open fire... 494 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,250 There should at least be something nipping at your nose. 495 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,789 We have to find that film at all costs. 496 00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:07,369 Where the fuck have you been? 497 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,789 It's not easy hitchhiking these days. 498 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,489 Yes, dressed like that I'm amazed you even got here. 499 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,039 B�rge, show her to the Sheik, to distract him for a while. 500 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,110 While you're looking for that damned film. 501 00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:24,989 And now, let's use all means necessary. 502 00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,860 Alone at last, lovely colleague. We are colleagues right? 503 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,869 Do you mind if I search you? 504 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,030 Absolutely not. 505 00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,760 Okay, my strong, well equipped man... Do you have the film? 506 00:54:01,519 --> 00:54:02,679 Perhaps I do. 507 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:06,730 - Did you hide it here? - Perhaps I did... 508 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,389 If this is film, it's not a micro... It's a mammothfilm. 509 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,599 "Que diriez-vous de patisserie, mon seigneur" 510 00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,960 You see. Good, right? 511 00:54:51,519 --> 00:54:52,780 Oui' Oui. 512 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,250 Excuse me. 513 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,760 Now I know why you Arabs have more than one wife. 514 00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:22,190 You need four just to hold up the tent. 515 00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:29,030 - He doesn't have the microfilm. - Shit! 516 00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:41,420 Hands up! 517 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,809 You're not even allowed to go shopping. 518 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,449 Invitation? No, but I can prove to you who I am. 519 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,230 - Am I interrupting? - No No. 520 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,690 Give me a helping hand here. 521 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,730 I like you. As long as you trust me. 522 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,400 We could do things together, you and I. 523 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,550 - So, what do you say? - Aren't there too many people here? 524 00:57:06,199 --> 00:57:07,500 Get lost! 525 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,900 Now I'm going to show you my secret agent skills. 526 00:57:13,599 --> 00:57:16,059 - Someone is coming. - The veil. 527 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,719 It's Jensen! 528 00:57:23,559 --> 00:57:25,489 What are you doing here? 529 00:57:26,119 --> 00:57:29,449 Don't you recognize me from the firm, little Jensen? 530 00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:33,280 Irma la Douche. 531 00:57:36,639 --> 00:57:39,449 - What the fuck are you doing here! - They've taken Penny. 532 00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:42,039 Okay, trust me. 533 00:57:42,519 --> 00:57:44,059 Someone is coming. 534 00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:57,440 Oh shit!! 535 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,949 More are coming. 536 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,619 What the fuck is going on? 537 00:58:15,079 --> 00:58:19,219 - Do you want to taste some? - No, I don't like Arab food. 538 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,739 Get me out of here. 539 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,050 There isn't anyone in the kitchen. 540 01:00:44,079 --> 01:00:46,570 Help me with the goddamned film! 541 01:00:49,639 --> 01:00:52,130 I think you could use all of it. 542 01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:54,780 Great. 543 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,769 We need some pepper too. 544 01:02:38,239 --> 01:02:41,289 I want the fucking film! Where the hell is it! 545 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,780 Search the house, turn it upside down! 546 01:03:40,199 --> 01:03:42,449 - You like me don't you. - Yes. 547 01:03:47,239 --> 01:03:48,750 Yes, I can feel that you do... 548 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,510 Find the fucking film! 549 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,579 FIND IT! 550 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,489 Well, I have to go. It doesn't seem that you had the film anyway. 551 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,210 - Yes? - No. 552 01:06:51,079 --> 01:06:53,219 - But I got clean. - So take the next guy then! 553 01:06:53,719 --> 01:06:56,599 No, please. I had to screw Horsepower more than twice 554 01:06:57,199 --> 01:06:59,760 before he told me he didn't have the film. 555 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,530 Go to work! 556 01:07:03,039 --> 01:07:06,159 What are you looking at? Go help her out! 557 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,170 Damn microfilm! 558 01:07:13,119 --> 01:07:16,210 Add some curry. 559 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,889 Easy. 560 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,710 Matty, we have them down here. 561 01:08:01,159 --> 01:08:02,809 All right, we're coming. 562 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,239 The film? 563 01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,300 Who has the microfilm? 564 01:08:57,119 --> 01:08:58,310 Excuse me. 565 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:18,859 Mother! 566 01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:27,449 Come on! 567 01:09:39,199 --> 01:09:42,779 As long as I don't get a fever, and become sick. 568 01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,510 What would mother and grandmother say? 569 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,770 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - He doesn't have the film. 570 01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:51,460 So, help me out! 571 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,069 Where can that film be? 572 01:10:40,359 --> 01:10:42,640 - Are you sure nobody has it? - Yes. 573 01:10:43,159 --> 01:10:45,859 We have to find it, even if we have to tear the entire building down. 574 01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:49,420 - What about the Sheik? - Operation Kadang? 575 01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:51,789 Matty, you're a hero. 576 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,060 Your welcome. 577 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,039 I got that. 578 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:30,859 Goat milk? 579 01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:34,250 Perhaps one should become a Muslim? 580 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,729 Matty? 581 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,680 You've got a nice car. Do you drive yourself? 582 01:12:06,319 --> 01:12:10,670 Driving older cars, you really have to have a knack for acceleration. 583 01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:15,800 Most cars have a pretty rough gear stick, with five gears. 584 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:20,850 You really have to know how to work the gear stick right. 585 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:25,329 Working the stick gives the best results in the end, don't you think? 586 01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:27,829 It all depends on whether the car is 587 01:12:28,279 --> 01:12:30,739 new or driven before. 588 01:12:31,279 --> 01:12:32,579 Driven before? 589 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:38,109 Yes, if you've driven it before, you know how it feels, and you'll know how to work it. 590 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,310 Yes sure, you know how to work it. 591 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:48,439 That's the point isn't it? If you've been there before, you know how good it feels. 592 01:12:49,319 --> 01:12:53,569 It feels good in the end. It's a smooth, and silent ride that really pays off in the end. 593 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,449 - B�rge! - Sorry boss. 594 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,869 - It's in progress. - It was something else. 595 01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:06,699 I'm very fascinated by the technology behind the car engine. 596 01:13:07,359 --> 01:13:09,710 Oh, the combustion engine. 597 01:13:10,239 --> 01:13:13,680 With enough friction there is enough heat in one or more cylinders. 598 01:13:14,359 --> 01:13:16,289 The more cylinders, the more action. 599 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:20,729 Finally, the engine is so ready it just explodes. 600 01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:22,949 Cheers. 601 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:24,909 Yes, cheers. 602 01:13:33,319 --> 01:13:35,319 The tip is the most sensitive part of the stick. 603 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,750 Therefore, the engine has to have a very prominent cooler. 604 01:13:39,359 --> 01:13:42,060 The most useful is the air conditioning. 605 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,689 ... and water cooler. 606 01:13:57,319 --> 01:13:58,899 Couscous. 607 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,130 Yes, yes yes yes 608 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,819 Come on. 609 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:08,829 Mother! 610 01:14:09,159 --> 01:14:12,739 ... Arabic food. Taste it, young man. 611 01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:15,649 - What is happening? - Nothing. 612 01:14:16,159 --> 01:14:17,880 It's an Arabic tradition- 613 01:14:18,319 --> 01:14:22,010 that the youngest man at the table takes the first bite. 614 01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,260 Weird tradition. 615 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:28,010 Young people have strong stomachs 616 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,539 and if they can't eat the food- 617 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,279 nobody else can either. 618 01:14:53,199 --> 01:14:54,569 Oui, oui. 619 01:15:01,319 --> 01:15:04,020 I thought I just got one. 620 01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:09,300 Jesus. 621 01:15:15,319 --> 01:15:17,140 It's not just any dish. 622 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:18,680 What's it made of? 623 01:15:19,039 --> 01:15:20,970 It's an old Arabic recipe 624 01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:24,670 my mother got from an Irish tobacconist. 625 01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:29,010 - What's in it? - You'd rather not know. 626 01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:30,979 Thanks. 627 01:15:35,319 --> 01:15:36,859 Something wrong? 628 01:15:49,199 --> 01:15:50,390 Here. Help yourself. 629 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:39,789 Cheers. 630 01:16:43,079 --> 01:16:46,100 You're served well here. 631 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:50,699 And the servants are charming. 632 01:16:52,199 --> 01:16:54,760 Oh, sorry. 633 01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:58,649 - It's just that... JENSEN! - Just grab me. 634 01:16:59,319 --> 01:17:01,810 There are a few things you can't ask of me. 635 01:17:02,359 --> 01:17:04,569 This place has been seized by the Scorpio! 636 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,010 You catch on quick. 637 01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:10,319 - He's going to steal the microfilm. - Yes, I know, but where the hell is it? 638 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,149 You like my Harem? 639 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,689 It's a nice costume Jensen. 640 01:17:17,159 --> 01:17:19,899 It becomes you. 641 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:25,119 Do you want to sit down? There's a plate here for you. 642 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,140 Weird stuffing they have in the bread. 643 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,680 The microfilm! 644 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:09,680 Catch her! 645 01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:13,449 Stop it! 646 01:18:22,279 --> 01:18:23,329 Where are you all going? 647 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,350 Stop it! 648 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,439 Make love, not war. 649 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:51,760 What's all the noise? 650 01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,409 Can't we just sit down and talk about it? 651 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:14,140 We are all grown-ups. 652 01:19:19,279 --> 01:19:20,720 Did you just hit me? 653 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,819 Here you go. 654 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,979 - Are there any more? - Arnold knows his ways. 655 01:19:36,279 --> 01:19:37,119 Sorry. 656 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:55,460 After them! 657 01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:04,159 It came so suddenly. 658 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:08,239 Get in. Get ready for the payback. 659 01:20:59,079 --> 01:20:59,989 Assholes! 660 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,869 The gas pedal is stuck to the floor. 661 01:22:04,279 --> 01:22:05,470 Where the fuck is the gate? 662 01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:28,880 Shit! 663 01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,029 Try City Hall. 664 01:22:34,039 --> 01:22:36,810 As the town's mayor, you have asked me 665 01:22:37,399 --> 01:22:41,229 to perform this marriage... 666 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:46,560 Can't you see there's a wedding going on here? 667 01:22:47,039 --> 01:22:50,619 Don't you know it's a crime "against passion" to interrupt a wedding? 668 01:22:52,319 --> 01:22:53,510 Yes... 669 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,270 As the town's mayor, you have asked me 670 01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,869 to perform this marriage... 671 01:23:01,319 --> 01:23:02,689 Hello. 672 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,760 Do you, Didrik Hansen and Katrine Jorginsen- 673 01:23:12,399 --> 01:23:15,949 wish to enter into holy matrimony? 674 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,640 If so, I ask you, Didrik Hansen, 675 01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:21,539 do you take Katrine Jorginsen to be your beloved wife? 676 01:23:22,079 --> 01:23:24,289 - Yes. - She twists his arm! 677 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,699 If you can't keep your voice down I'm calling the police. 678 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:37,449 Do you Katrine Jorginsen, take Didrik Hansen to be your beloved husband? 679 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,960 Get away! 680 01:23:49,079 --> 01:23:52,590 And look back upon this day 681 01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:56,539 as the most important day of your lives... 682 01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,609 Blood revenge! 683 01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:01,319 What is going on? 684 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,260 Hands up! 685 01:24:06,119 --> 01:24:07,590 Give me the microfilm! 686 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:10,960 Hands down! 687 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,470 Great mother! 688 01:24:19,039 --> 01:24:21,949 - You're getting married, Mr. Jensen? - I can explain everything. 689 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:24,699 - Almost everything. - I sure hope so. 690 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:29,050 Now, give me the film. 691 01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:31,750 Thanks... Jensen. 692 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,939 Keep going mayor. 693 01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:38,760 - Is it always like this? - No. 694 01:24:39,279 --> 01:24:40,750 You can have the damned thing. 695 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:42,880 Make love, not war. 696 01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:48,449 Bio-dynamic potatoes and unbleached flour. 697 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,899 Are you in need of a young healthy man who knows health food and yoga? 698 01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,520 "Ropy milk and thick yoghurt... " Who the hell are you? 699 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,050 I asked them to come here to pick up the reward 700 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:00,909 as a token of our gratitude. 701 01:25:01,279 --> 01:25:05,670 Thanks to you, professor Neubau's formula came into the right hands. 702 01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:07,560 - You're welcome. - Thanks. 703 01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,989 - What about me? - You, you just did your job. 704 01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:13,390 - Should we celebrate with carrot juice? - I prefer goat milk. 705 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:17,899 That's right my boy, it's good for the... talent! 706 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,569 You're right. 707 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:24,329 Do we have something new coming up, where we'd use the double trousers trick? 708 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,079 - That's my trousers. - I know everything about you and my wife. 709 01:25:30,239 --> 01:25:32,449 The ladies, Jensen. The ladies. 53564

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