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hi

i'm ginger holiday it's only 207 days

till christmas

but that's not too soon to start

celebrating all the merriness

all of the brightness the festive

festivities that's why i like to

test out all the different options for

christmas trees this one's going to be a

snowman tree

happy holiday

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all hail the reigning royal highness of

christmas

miss ginger holiday nickname the

millennial merrymaker

this social media sugarplum superstar

is the go-to holiday expert known for

turning

every day into christmas this is the

crown of saint lucia

she was basically the female santa claus

she was burned alive

hence the candles on the top to signify

her burning ever the faithful daughter

ginger spends each christmas with her

mother famed 1970s supermodel bijou

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i'm here with the ambassador of

christmas herself miss

ginger holiday hi ginger hi

i literally can't breathe without

thinking about christmas what do you

mean

i create wonderlands that really make

you wonder

who are you who am i where are we

what is christmas i believe that

christmas

is not just a holiday it's a life choice

yes it's a life choice for me

tell me about your charity no one should

be alone for the holidays

which is why we've created holiday homes

and it takes unplaced foster kids and

gives them a place to grow

and thrive and celebrate christmas and

every penny of my gala goes to that

amazing i'm very proud should be thank

you

now you literally break the internet

every year with what you wear at the

gala

so christmas is three months away

what are you planning can you give us

just a little hint

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well uh last year what you

wore last year was epic

i mean you came as not only one but

all three wise men and you brought a

camel i did

i brought a camel but

this is gonna be better it's gonna be

it's

gonna be better than last year's it's

gonna it's the best one i've done

by far can you give us just a little

hint oh no no peeking until christmas

that's the rule

i guess it is a silent night then isn't

it

we cannot wait to see what you come up

with this year

yeah i can't wait either ginger

we have some new hot chocolate from peru

kensington why do i set the bar so high

for myself

it took me three months to make that

wise man costume

all those heads well that's why i came

up with some concepts

something simple something classic

something everybody knows

this is santa claus oh no i did that

three years ago

do you want to build your own man oh

wait like that for next saturday though

oh daylight

pencil random piper oh the random paper

that's just for mom a partridge in a

tree too much fruit right

i like the idea of a small animal animal

reindeer everybody loves rudolph right

that's the one that's the one let's

announce

how long do white people stay in the

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bathtub

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good morning derek good morning

oh look it's the agent with a heart of

coal

i mean gold i'm sorry why are you here

again

i live here why are you here marion

bright we're marrying bright in the

mornings remember we talked about it

actually glitz and cosmetics is having a

coronary because that edible ornament

video you posted isn't trending which

means if you drop under 20 million

followers

they drop you

i can smell you having a panic attack no

i'm not having a panic attack she is not

having a panic attack wait but if

glitzen drops me that means they don't

fund the gallon if they don't fund the

gala that means there's no money for the

foster homes and then dozens of children

go homeless but

that's nothing to panic about because

i'm not gonna drop under 20 million

followers so there's nothing to panic

about

she's fine what are you what are you

doing

we're making hair dye rudolph red for my

hair

okay let's film this no

no we're going to test it first because

we don't know what this stuff is going

to do

no no we'll show glitz and cosmetics

that you're making content to make up

for the one that no one's watching

and we'll test it live and that's

exciting okay let's do it i like this

i like this idea okay we haven't used

this before in your head oh no it's fine

let me just meditate three to be marry

two to be bright and one to enjoy the

world

okay let's go i don't think you should

listen to him because we don't really

actually hello my little christmas elves

as you know kensington and i have always

wanted to be in the world of diy isn't

that right kensington always

so we are making homemade hair dye with

all natural ingredients and

entirely christmas supplies we've got

cherries we've got rhubarb we've got

peppermints and holly berries for that

bread

you want some peppermint you need it by

the end of the day i'm going to be

redhead

can you believe it can you believe it

smells good i bet it'll look even better

okay honey i'm no expert but it seemed

like you would test this out

we're filming and now i'll just let it

set

and what

what it doesn't look that good i

wouldn't do that

why are you saying that i need to go rip

that out immediately honey what i'm

deleting this video you guys are scaring

me

let me see

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well it's just like i thought the rashes

and swelling on your face are an

allergic reaction to the acidity of the

holly berries that you use in your hair

dye

i'm allergic to holly it is very rare

and actually i've never seen it in

person

derek yeah yeah can i have more cream my

face is itching okay

hydrocortisone why are you putting

hydrocortisone on your face

so that ointment has aggravated her

condition it's gonna take that much

longer for you to heal

how long six maybe eight weeks

this beautiful face here doesn't have

six to eight weeks

this beautiful face needs time to heal

okay

that's great but we have a client

waiting on her newest christmas video

which is now four videos behind

so what about a laser peel oh that would

make the rash worse

what about a warm compress oh heat would

aggravate the condition and make it

permanent i would avoid chemical

astringents and

definitely stay out of the pool wait

wait did you just say permanent

i did so i could look like this

forever you could but good luck with

that

i'm having a panicked okay okay remember

wanna be joyous

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i'm dropping faster than santa down a

greased up chimney

well fans are fickle they think you've

abandoned them

but i haven't abandoned them i've posted

a video every week

i was scheduled you reposted old videos

and they're on to you

i mean look at the comments where's

ginger holiday

if she doesn't cook us gingerbread my

boyfriend's gonna leave you you're

ruining these kids lives

as soon as my face heals i'm going to

post something that will blow them away

tell them i'll blow them away like a

lawsuit with clinton cosmetics

but something disrupting me if you don't

post by next week they will pull out of

the christmas gala

but the groundbreaking ceremony is less

than a month away from my new foster

home

and if the glsen doesn't find that gala

those kids could go homeless

i could go homeless

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okay okay change your

look as long as we stay above 20 million

followers

and post a video by next week then

you're fine my fans can't see me like

this

okay so cover it up with your hair and

do a halloween video big one it's

working for you right now in this light

come on oh my hair's my signature

oh that would tried on larissa lucifer's

territory

larissa lucifer oh wow she's got great

engagement i wonder who wraps her

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i'm just saying follow her footsteps you

know

christmas is all i know i've been

posting these videos since i was 13.

i am this holiday my fans love me for

that

love oh you're a genius i'll come back

with a solution

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christmas is going on here

will people still love me when they know

how i look i don't know

i mean yes the swelling has gone down

a little bit maybe

what if the ginger holiday everyone

loves is gone forever

your fans are still there for you

what happened to him who gonna clean

this up

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no this guy's so good could go viral by

noon no hard feelings

he says i'm feeling anything

yo derek what up my man i was just

practicing some tricks with my guys so i

can uh

let's face it bo the uh the talent's a

little hungrier

and younger i'm still young i'm only 29.

um you've been 29 for five years now

bro are you dropping me oh come on why

would i drop the internet's

biggest sensation is that number real no

the realist

what do i got to do please don't put me

in a costume

uh just consider it an early christmas

present huh christmas

lame i know you don't like it counting

on it

i want that check

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never fair bijou is here

mom it's rude so surprised when it's

your mother

uh i thought you were in tokyo well i'm

on my way to tokyo but when dara called

and told me what happened to your face i

i had to come to your rescue this

happened over a month ago oh

is that that long ago well i was in hong

kong doing a car show frankfurt doing a

lipstick commercials

sydney that's fine i'm glad you're here

now

sweetheart you're my daughter

my everything my reason for being alive

on this planet

oh god does my neck really look like

that

or is it the horrible lighting i'm sorry

this is about you

have you met my best friend hemorrhoid

cream

it reduces swelling no mom i'm not

supposed to put on anything topical the

doctors have to just leave it alone

doctors i'm your mother

i'm so embarrassed that i'm your mother

no that you'll see me and then you'll

have one of your reactions oh come

on how bad can it be

oh well you just

kind of bad isn't it

well here let's just put a little this

on that's right

no stop you're just making everything

worse like you always do

like i always do that's not what i meant

yes you did

after 20 years of therapy here we are

again

let's not argue i'll make coffee oh i

can't stay my flight for tokyo leaves in

two hours i just came by

to make an appearance let's take a photo

so it lasts longer

ginger

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hey ginger we don't have much time if

we're gonna get this done huh

bijou i had no idea you'd be here

right i she's not staying she has to

work

oh okay derek yeah what

are we gonna do about my poor girl's

face

oh he's on his way a new dermatologist

because i really want a second opinion

that's a good idea no no no no no

doctors

okay and can you change it to something

a little less

cocoon and a little more enticing

enticing who am i enticing something

that you wouldn't put under a christmas

tree

why because your fans think that you've

disappeared

or worse i mean you haven't posted in

over a month

so we're going to show them the real

reason why my face

no not your face you can hide that with

a hat or hair or makeup or something

also you'll be using that hashtag

hashtag christmas fairy tale wait what's

with all the hearts

you're in love i'm in love you're in

love

oh sweetheart that's wonderful

congratulations i'm just gonna try these

on

wait who am i in love with

ah looks like a reindeer threw up out

here

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whoa hold up who are you i think i'm the

new boyfriend

okay stay right there don't touch

anything

ginger ginger so man here for you

ginger ginger

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careful sorry

i wasn't expecting you that makes two of

us i'll

i'll buy you a new one i made this when

i was five you did wow

uh that's very impressive for a

five-year-old

maybe i can still fix it you know how to

fix ornaments

no but i did fix a hood ornament once

i accidentally rip one off a cadillac

when i was dive bombing through a

drive-through it was a fast food gig

i don't like fast food i don't like

christmas why am i talking to you

because you're getting paid to okay okay

this doesn't sound like a christmas

fairy tale it sounds like two people

want to put xanax in their water you

didn't tell me you were setting me up

with bo bradley

the bad boy of i'm sorry where are you

from

again boston baltimore um

yeah i've seen your videos your biggest

hit is like

what you shoving a snake down your pants

in cancun or something san tropez

and don't worry i'm not a fan of your

whole dasher and dancer racket you got

going on here

darling i am so sorry i have to run off

like this

oh hello hey do i know you

probably i'm bishop

the supermodel yeah you had that really

famous poster of you in the roller

skates

did you hang me on your wall too oh but

my dad did

no

darling you do whatever derek

tells you to do agents always know

what's best

i'll see you with the christmas gala

cheerio

cheerio cheerio

is she british no

but don't tell her that well i guess we

should make a video of us doing stuff

together

oh do you want to decorate a christmas

tree christmas isn't really my thing

christmas is not a thing it's a holiday

i'm just not really into the whole gay

apparel my cousin larry is

drag queen gay apparel is 19th century

victorian festival

oh well sorry man i am not your babe

yes you are and i'm yours that's the

whole point of the charade

yo derek i'm trying to do my part and be

nice but if little miss stocking stuff

i am not a stocking stuffer

jinger can i speak to you for a minute

look i am all for creating a fake

holiday romance to get up my views but

you have to find someone else

bo is a great guy oh i'm sure he's a

dream come true for any woman who can't

see here or eat solid foods but not me

i mean my fans will never believe that i

would fall for that the man despises

christmas

exactly which is why they're gonna love

your little love journey

between ginger holiday the queen of

christmas and bad boy beau bradley the

skateboarding scrooge

who who you transform into a nutcracker

prince

listen clinton cosmetics is gonna have

to pull the plug if your father was

dropping low 20 million

you have to make this work to keep them

happy

and they find my gala and they match my

donations to my charity as long as you

continue to christmas what happens after

christmas

he breaks up with you on valentine's day

i break up with him on valentine's day

okay

okay okay so you win

i'm gonna need a lot more cocoa okay

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okay you grumpy little puppies let's

wake up and smile huh up

up all right you hear you

in the middle and smile remember this is

the first time you're seen in love

so i want eruptions of ecstasy we didn't

negotiate eruptions wait i have to

meditate first you have to what

when to be married to be bright are you

okay three to bring joy to the world

why were you standing so close to me why

were you just having a seizure he just

messed up my hair she just messed up my

nose

okay lovebirds remember why we're here

sit down

and three two one

and

hello my little christmas elves i bet a

lot of you have been wondering why i've

been m.i.a recently

well the ranger's out of the bag bo and

i

we met on a blind date and boom we can't

get enough of each other now

so cut cut ginger don't let them see

your face oh

what's wrong with their face the same

thing that's wrong with your hairline

okay back to one

and glitter time let's go

hello my little christmas elves i bet a

lot of you been wondering why i've been

m.i.a recently

and that's how you make christmas

s'mores

open wide honey you first sugar plum

oh thanks gooseberry ginger you're the

wonder

to my land the holly

to my jolly uh oh looks like you're

getting a little naughty

and at christmas we're only nice and

good but i'm really good

at being naughty i can't do this

bro if she messes up i'm still getting

paid right i already spent that check

you know what we need a meet cute moment

a meet

cute yeah something romantic to show

just why you two fell in love

how's that for cute

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ow

this is boring and you're annoying any

other news flashes i should be made

aware of

that is italian marble imported from

florence

that you're dribbling on couldn't afford

the french stuff

okay why don't you try to be helpful and

go get me more tinsel

where do you keep the shiny stuff down

the hall second door to the left

thank you for catching me anytime

help somebody help

oh this is bow

oh okay here let me help you

how are you feeling the doctor said it

was just a sprain

do you remember going to the hospital i

don't remember anything

oh well the memory loss is only

temporary

derek insisted on bringing you back here

to avoid bad press are you my girlfriend

no we're pretending for more views

views we're social media influencers i

make christmas videos and you're this

crazy skateboarding guy anyway no one

was watching our videos anymore so our

agent came up with a plan

that we pretend to be in love to get

more views

why would i have to pretend to want a

woman as beautiful as you wow you must

have hit your head harder than they

thought

anyway i made you this i made you the

sling too but they said you wouldn't

need it so i made you this cozy i like

to make things

wait christmas things your name's ginger

yes but i don't think i like christmas

no and i don't think i like

you either

oh where's my phone i need

okay you just

you relax until you get your head back

straight

that was a close one if i didn't get my

memory back i might have fallen in love

with you

or is that what you wanted to happen

look this whole relationship between us

is strictly professional and by the way

you've been doing a whole lot better

at the act than i have maybe i'm not

acting no

maybe you weren't either that's

ridiculous then why are you turning red

because it's hot in here just admit it

you can't get enough of me

okay okay okay

lover boy

well i guess if i'm going to pretend to

date you we should probably go on a date

meet me in the dining room in two hours

i'm making dinner great i'm starving

great

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just what am i eating that would be

mince meat and brussels sprout pie

it's a tad bitter it's a tad bit

disgusting

and the red stuff goose tidbits

in a mayonnaise and cranberry slaw

poor goose flew all the way south just

to be turned into that

okay i understand that fine dining to

you might be any restaurant with a

sneeze guard

over the food but let's just give this a

chance it's a traditional advent meal

served in the remote parts of hungary

ah i now know why the country's called

hungry

okay so you don't like eastern european

festive cuisine

let's just agree to disagree

i'd love to agree but then we'd both be

wrong

you know what i think you just need to

try

a little more gravy the gravy will

moisten the food

and give it a little flavor

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so there you go gravy's good you know

what he needs

some dessert

have you enjoyed the video

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is

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have you two lost your minds

no actually it's better

get cleaned up i have something to show

you what was that

[Laughter]

now these numbers are usually from music

video drops not an

influencer post so i mean look at this

look at all the comments derek you know

this is my favorite

oh my gosh look at this one food fights

are the new date nights

isn't that cute my queen is posting

again now it really feels like christmas

i love that

look even the hashtags are trending look

at all these other influencers that have

retweeted us jessica juniper liked her

video

she never likes anything oh bo they

really think we're for real

well you have a little something right

here i think it's

what is that

you know that dinner's not half bad once

you've won it for a bit

okay do you want to see my favorite my

very favorite fan

she's like 13 years old and she has this

dog and she adopted it like two years

ago and he was really really sick

and so i sent her these two santa hats

and she swears that my santa hat's

really helped him get better because now

he's like so healthy

and her best friend is

christmas to you and yours

shopping malls and business stores

running down our christmas list

looking for that

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okay well in the end i think we have

more cookie dough on the floor than

actually

in the pan but worth it

bo's enjoying the cookie send in your

questions oh we've got questions

is beau a good kisser am i a good kisser

well let's find out with your permission

of course

with my mouthful oh

here's another one are you two dating

for real or is this just a

hashtag fake christmas fairy tale

okay that's enough for today ginger

i'm gonna need you to wear a hat to that

groundbreaking ceremony a big one so you

don't scare everyone away

all right kids have fun today see you

tomorrow

groundbreaking ceremony yes i'm

building a new holiday home was that

like a rehab facility for elves

no it's for children it's for

human children i don't know if you know

this but most foster kids never have a

place they can call permanent homes so

that's what my charity does we build

homes for misplaced kids

wow you take this christmas stuff

serious

yes i do

are you mad at me

you tried to kiss me you think that was

gonna come up

no i mean maybe i i don't know

a little kiss isn't a big deal it is to

me

it's just a kiss it's not just a kiss

one kiss

isn't anything special it is if it's

your first kiss

wait what well i

when you grow up with a supermodel for a

mom and you're

you know obsessed with christmas you

just

well i don't have to justify myself to

you

so you've never been kissed before no i

haven't

what well i'm embarrassed

and you're a jerk nah come on it's kind

of funny

ain't cute

me

i mean these questions are absolutely

ridiculous she's not going to answer any

of them anyway

catch it now this is vivian hart she's

gonna ask a few you got five minutes

ginger hi great to see you nice to see

you

is it true that you're building 20 new

homes just like this one that's the plan

together with glitz and cosmetics we're

going to make every day just like

christmas

merry and bright this holiday

words cannot express the joy your

presence brings our children

every holiday season the joy is all mine

forget santa and all the presents this

is the real reason i love christmas

giving back okay but what about the fans

you were gone from social media for all

of last month

what happened thank you thank you thank

you

the kids love your boyfriend bo bradley

the bad boy of instagram

right don't tell the other sisters but

i've been following him on snapchat for

years

he can move i didn't already have the

lord in my life i'd be

all over him

all right

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so

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are you two talking about me

guilty ginger this is no one he thinks

you're very pretty

oh well tell him

um how do you sign what do you want to

say i want to tell him that i think he's

very adorable

okay you're you're cute cute

just like just

tricked me you did too

good job oh is noah foster kid here too

oh there's someone else who showed me

hey francesca come here

oh look at you

wow you would put all the elves to shame

in your christmas dress

this is my favorite holiday too that

makes me

so happy i hope i get to see you again

very soon

how about tomorrow i was thinking she

could be in one of our videos maybe as

your little sister

a little sister yeah they have a

mentoring program and i told francesca

i'd be your big brother

and since we're together that makes you

her big sister

i'll see you tomorrow my life beau made

a promise then i'll be there with bells

on

i'm really glad you agreed to be

francesca's big sister

she can't wait to hang out with you

you're not acting like yourself well if

you knew me you would know i never make

promises i can't keep

it's just a little mentorship thing

it means a lot to that little girl and

i'm afraid i'm not ready to be a big

sister and i'll just disappoint her the

way my mom always disappointed me

well for the record i think you're gonna

make a great mentor

and one day you're gonna make an amazing

mom

please bo i would be as good of a mom as

you would a dad

you don't think i'd be a good dad

we're influencers it's not necessarily a

recipe for good parenting

you're right i guess being a good dad

just isn't in my cards

whoa your face what happened um it's

it's it's just an allergic reaction to

some hair dye

no it's nothing it's nothing let me see

let me see

it's not that bad come here sit

i've got an idea i saw this when we were

baking earlier

we can put this on it

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honey manuka honey it's got a bunch of

antibacterial stuff in it to help treat

wounds

doctors have to leave it alone

how's that working out for you not very

well

can we try it okay

oh wait wait what are you doing

we should document this why do we need

to document this

so your fans can see the real you my

fans expect me to be perfect

you're just trying to humiliate me no

i'm not

i'm your friend

i'm not friends though

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i'm resting

i'm resting

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i'm sorry i overreacted christmas

sleepover

don't worry it's strictly platonic

oh this would make a great video let me

use my phone not tonight

tonight it is just you and me

no phones no videos

like normal people that sounds dangerous

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oh yeah i thought we could skip the

cocoa for one night

cheers cheers

so what do people normally do at a

sleepover

can we play truth or dare yeah you first

truth or dare

truth

why do you really pretend it's christmas

all year long i just love the feeling of

it

the merriness and the brit

okay the truth is

growing up christmas day was the one day

out of the year that i got to spend with

my mom

and i got tired of

waiting for it all year round and i

started pretending

every day was christmas made a few

videos and eventually

made a career

okay your turn truth or

truth i don't even get the option for

dare well you've done every dare

oh come on what's something no one else

knows

sometimes when i'm getting dressed

i can't tell the difference between

black and navy

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try again

okay you want the truth yes

you remember that little boy you met the

other day noah yeah the faster kid

he's not a foster kid

he's my son

you can run now if you want

why would i run

does most people think i'm a terrible

person why would i think you're a

terrible person

when noah was born

he needed an operation but i couldn't

afford it because i was the skateboard

jerk

who dropped out of high school and

didn't have a job so his hearing loss

became permanent

i'm so sorry

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why do you keep him a secret well derek

says that if my teenage followers find

out that i'm a dad that

you know it'll be bad for my image so i

just keep knowing a secret

and i go along with derek's plan to have

everyone think that i'm this wild

womanizing playboy

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you don't have to do this bo there are

other jobs

ginger be real i don't have a high

school diploma

but it's okay my kid's not gonna end up

like me

i'm gonna get him in the best school

that there is that's why i'm doing this

so i can pay for his tuition

then what we're doing is good and i'm

glad i can help

i just love that little kid so much

sometimes it feels like he's the only

person in the entire world that loves me

back

oh what are you talking about you were

so lovable

are we still playing truth or dare

i think i'm ready for my dare

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to alert me if i'd fallen under the 20

million threshold

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beau bradley and ginger holiday make me

want to vomit and that's an insult to

vomit

this is why straight relationships

should be outlawed it's all lies lies

lies

ginger holiday is the queen of christmas

garbage

how do they know that we're fake oh well

let's see you guys haven't kissed held

hands shown any sort of public affection

you guys have less chemistry than helen

keller in an ipad oh and it gets better

you guys have lost nearly 5 million

followers in 24 hours

which means that glitz and cosmetics is

pulling out

what about ginger's charity what about

beau's son what

i told her okay well luckily glitten is

gonna give you another chance

because i'm always ironing out you two

i've given them a great solution now

ginger you're losing followers because

no one believes that beau is your

soulmate right

well how about we try an old-fashioned

tale to prove why this hashtag is not a

lie and why you two are falling in love

what do you want us to do get married

and that is how you make the perfect

christmas cocoa

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where is his shirt we're filming

well bottoms up

do you really drink that why didn't you

look in the cup first

it's a ring

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are you alright are you

are you sorry

will you marry me please

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well this is really sudden and this ring

is

very gooey but yes

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you guys saw it here first we're getting

married on december 25th

right here at my christmas gala

definitely tune in wow that is so soon

so soon i should definitely get a dress

and you should get a shirt

babe do i have to just for the ceremony

just put on the ring

your finger's too big no it's not too

big it's not too big

it's just sticky

okay got it on the ring's on

and cut

that was so lovely something special

oh what now you almost choked me i

didn't think you drink it well that's

what you do with coco

she knows how coco i was trying to

surprise you i don't like surprises then

what do you like i don't know

this is too much pressure don't get mad

at me why are you yelling

excuse me what i'm sorry

kensington what is it you might want to

check your socials

we are number one trending right now you

know i am

so good at my job are you sure about

that because we're clearly not in love

if every couple was charged fraud for

getting married without being in love

then half the country would be

in prison now i made a wish list for

your wedding registry

and i added a few things for myself

it was just some soap i have to tell

know what's going on before his mom

freaks out

this is madness

what's wrong with them

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i'm proud of you okay i know this isn't

easy

thank you derek that reminds me these

came in today

i'm gonna give buzzfeed the first look

at the dress

oh it's my dream wedding dress

and i'm not even wearing it to a real

wedding

look when you bow divorce on valentine's

day you can go out and marry whoever you

want

you know plus that breakup between you

guys will be way more popular than the

wedding itself

would it be so bad if and i'm not saying

that i do but

if i did really like him i mean he's

really funny

and have you ever seen him eat something

too sweet his eyes get all big like a

little puppy and it's so adorable

ginger ah

look you need to face reality

this is not a puppy dog it's the real bo

bradley

i mean they they don't call him the bad

boy baltimore for nothing but that's

just his online persona he explained

everything to me he has a type

right they're flashy they're ditzy

they're

they're they're wild but they're not

arts and crafts

no matter how much you want him for

christmas you will not be on his

christmas

list okay he's all about the coin and

the cash and

and and believe me i made him for god's

sakes

you know look remember this isn't about

love it's about keeping your sponsors up

the likes the followers

it's about those foster kids that you

love to build homes for right

remember the kids huh

you're right

this wedding is so much bigger than me

and my feelings

i'm gonna go make sure there are enough

poinsettias for the ceremony

that's my christmas queen and we're

gonna need a photo shoot

kensington hey

yeah did you get off the plane oh this

plane's gonna work great

yeah no no no i'm i'm your agent now

this sweater is so not

me

right and thank you for inviting me

well it's christmas time it's the time

you always come anyway so

it's the only time you ever ask me to

come

hey i got your message here put this on

but we already did the ugly christmas

sweater video oh no this is for a

christmas card with her family

family yeah my mom and your dad

my dad

hello son howard who invited you

i did without asking me

well you were so busy i just thought why

would you do that

i wanted to surprise you oh don't be

upset with her

it's me you're angry with why are you

even here howard

it's been like what 15 years and that's

my fault

damn right it is and what now that it's

cool to be seen with me you want to come

out and play family

i'm sorry i no just photoshopped me in

the card

oh son don't call me son

i'm sorry mr bradley i don't know what

to say

i do i should have said i was sorry to

him a long time ago

well i just i just wanted us to feel

like a normal family

you got a good heart i'm glad my son is

marrying someone like you

well i guess we won't need the sweaters

i'll take it

i'm sorry

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this marriage isn't real is it

did derek tell you nobody told me

anything if there's one thing that i've

learned

in my many years on this modeling

circuit is that

i can recognize two people who are

getting married for every reason

except love you're giving me marriage

advice

that's rich you've been married five

times i have not been married five times

i was engaged five times

well maybe i'm just carrying on a great

holiday family tradition

you know that this lie is just

tearing you apart don't you how would

you know that

what is that supposed to mean you don't

really know me mom

that's because you always shut me out

you never gave me a chance to let you in

you're always in milan

or france or that one time you did a

photo shoot for vogue in antarctica

yes i worked and worked and worked and

worked i worked

to give you all the wonderful things a

mother can give a daughter

the best schools the best clothes the

best mayonnaise

i worked and i did what i had to do for

my career

and now i'm doing what i have to do for

mine by what by staging a marriage this

isn't real why not

staging photo shoots and marrying

strange men worked for you

so maybe it's time to pass the torch

well maybe we ought to just stop

this tradition right now starting with

you

that scared me i get that a lot

oh this is larissa lucifer i know you we

met a couple years back at the x games

i remember so she gonna be a flower girl

because you don't really fit ginger's

wedding team you know

what the internet loves more than a

wedding that does happen

is a wedding that never happens

okay what are ginger and i doing now how

much are you paying

hmm there is once you go scare a kitten

or something but when i need to have a

real conversation

yes honey

there is one thing that i am really good

at that you are

absolutely terrible at under eye

concealer

you can't tell a lie you couldn't even

tell a fib

when you were a kid and i know

that if you were pretending to love

someone there had to be just a little

bit of

truth in it isn't this satan usa and i

gonna do something together

yeah actually you're gonna leave ginger

at the altar

and you're gonna run off with larissa

why would i do that well because glitten

is paying you to do it

you know that whole wholesome thing is

out

and home wrecker is in

plus clinton is launching a new goth

line that larissa is going to be facing

and how perfect would it be to launch

that with that alter

video does ginger know about this no and

she won't

i need an authentic representation of

everything i mean

just think of that video huh you leaving

her

at the altar think of all the views they

don't go if i won't do it

okay maybe yes i do

have some real feelings for bo but i

don't think he feels the same way

towards me

what will then ask him i can't do that

honey

it's christmas you know the rules of

christmas

better than anyone can't get what you

want for christmas unless you ask for it

exactly i won't humiliate her ginger's

better than that

oh well face the facts i mean ginger's

no longer an

influencer i mean glitzin is gonna drop

her

after the wedding and they're gonna put

you up front but it'll ruin her life

and it'll make yours so much better i

mean look at what they're willing

to offer you if you say yes to this gig

okay i'll do it

where is he i think he went to the

garage

i don't care about gigs i care about

ginger we need to tell her

okay thanks mom

when does your son start that fancy

private school huh

the one that you were telling me about

that's so expensive that you can't

afford unless you take gigs you don't

want to do

leave my son out of this then you stay

in this

fine whatever you're the boss

okay wow

jack you lied to me there were no

kittens to scare

okay larissa pucker up you two

kiss kiss

all right three

two one

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the money the money the money well done

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ah well congratulations you're the

world's number one scandal

and your fans feel so bad for you that

you've nearly hit 25 million subscribers

you never thought he'd cheat on me gee

how good he cheated if you guys weren't

really together

i guess this really was just an

arrangement i told you this

i guess i should have listened to you

well

look at the bright side huh at least

everyone's gonna be watching your

wedding

hmm i could always count on you derek

the orphans will love you for it come

christmas you'll see

kensington have you seen my oh

hi bo i mean

goodbye bo so i guess you saw this

yes derek explained everything to me

everything

and you're okay with it why would i not

be it's more viewers right

you're not humiliated it's professional

it's what we get paid to do

yeah but i don't want to hurt you

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let's just get through today and then

after we're married we never have to see

each other again

deal

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deal

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okay you can do this

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no you can't

why aren't you dressed yet uh i'm

working up to that

can you believe every influencer in the

world is at this thing

they expect something great which is why

i'm going to up the steaks

dude isn't leaving ginger at the altar

bad enough what do you want us to pour

blood on her too

oh no take it easy i just want to show

them what ginger really looks like huh

you're kidding right no look glitten

cosmetics is a little nervous about the

numbers i projected right

they want a spectacle and i am going to

give it to them

when you say ah you mean me look bow

everything's gonna be relatively the

same you know you walk down the aisle

say your vows blah blah blah and you

know when you go to kiss her

you'll lean in and rip her veil off

exposing why she was really you know

gone

no you're taking this too far too far

you're an influencer you literally get

paid for likes

i have to agree with bo this is too

cruel even for me

okay i mean it was ginger's idea

what i swear come on okay then let

ginger tell me yourself

hey hey come on she's getting dressed

have some respect you know plus it's bad

luck to see the bride on her wedding day

i want to hear from her too yeah i won't

go along with this unless i know jinger

wants me to do this 100

with no reservations yeah

okay awesome she's just downstairs

getting dressed

after you guys

oh no no no not this way i don't want

the guests to see you yet

i'll take you around back where ginger's

getting ready i'm not trying to be

difficult yeah too late i just want her

to know i care about her

isn't she the lucky one

thank you for letting me talk to her

it's just you know

i want ginger to know that i would never

do anything to hurt her wait here i'll

go get ginger

why are there no mirrors in this

bathroom

are we in a bathroom derek

derek open up

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i'm waiting i'm coming

oh you are the

perfect christmas bride feel dumb

the mask is dumb a little

you think the mask is dumb

why are you in both tuxedo there's been

a change of plans

are you getting a signal yet no my texts

won't even go out

my phone always works okay

i'm having an anxiety attack hey don't

freak out i need your help getting out

of here

there's always a way out

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look bo ran off with larissa

beau ran off with larissa what yeah

i know but believe me he'll never work

again

so should we get this thing started

but there can't be a wedding sure there

can clinton cause mandatory put up their

end of the money and expect a return on

their investment

so i'll fill in wait i'm marrying you

yeah why not i mean it's just a wedding

huh aren't

we taking this a little too far oh no

it's too far

ginger your guests are winning

downstairs we gotta go

maybe that's both

little miss holiday

i am so sorry to bother you

but the children wanted me to give you

their best wishes for a blissful

marriage oh

that's so sweet and they made you this

i am sure you have something much more

fancy and expensive that you're going to

be walking down the aisle with

but they insisted i give it to you they

made it with their own little hands they

worked on it all week

oh it's perfect and the check from glitz

and cosmetics arrived yesterday

just in the saint nick of time to get it

anyway thank you so much for giving

those kids a home this holiday

you do more good than you know anyway

i'll let y'all finish getting ready have

a happy wedding

and merry christmas

merry christmas

now i can't bail there's a nun involved

let's just do this

there's got to be a way to pick this

lock from the inside

are you going to help what do i look

like

macgyver i don't even know how to use a

microwave

break off a piece of your necklace no

this is mine do you want to get out of

here i need something to stick in here

put something else in there

oh god

oh no

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welcome merry christmas and happy

wedding

this wedding is in a normal wedding

tipping is encouraged

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you're sure about this yeah

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okay i'm gonna fall no you're not you're

gonna be fine come on no i'm gonna fall

no way i'm gonna fall i'm not gonna fall

you got it come on

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okay i believe you it's too bad i can't

lift you up

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okay this won't hurt seriously

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i bet the whole world is watching to see

what happens next

i can't wait to see what they have to

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say

wait i gotta get a photo of this my

followers are gonna freak

i'm sorry sorry sorry oh my god

can we just can we just get this over

with

totally i don't have wi-fi anyway

dearly beloved we are gathered here to

celebrate

the union

and gentlemen and variations there upon

i present to you the newly wedded couple

you may now kiss the bride

no derek don't do it

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so

i am unfiltered i am not photoshopped

this is who i am if you don't like it

unsubscribe unfollow cause

i don't care anymore

this is me this is who i am

what is she talking about i don't know

[Applause]

[Music]

you

[Applause]

you're really gonna kiss that

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oh you're gonna regret that

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should we call the police call the

police and tell them what

the two men who tried to marry the same

woman on the same day

are now fighting each other with plastic

candy canes i don't think so

i don't want to fight you derek it's too

late

what are you gonna do huh what are you

gonna do

i'm gonna handle this

what are you gonna do

no stop it oh that's my girl i made you

huh

stop it don't don't need a pool why not

the pool

cause the doctor said that chlorine had

messed her face up even more

plus that dress is probably dry clean on

me oh stop it no

stop stop i made you stop it get away

from me

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leprosy oh yeah sure yeah it looks like

georgia

oh my goodness don't look at me

anybody have a phone somebody call a

doctor oh so you want to give ginger a

hard time about her head but you have a

port weinstein besides

south carolina it's okay i know just who

can help you if he can fix share he can

fix you

derek you are fired

i'm firing you too

i'm currently seeking representation but

not with you

is ginger doing better hey i know

you i follow you on twitter

just please tell me ginger's gonna be

okay skin injuries similar to

frostbite are often caused by excessive

exposure to chlorine

but i was in the pool and i'm okay yes

but

you don't have skin damage rest is the

best remedy

stress can aggravate her condition as

well as

unnecessary drama you mean me

i strongly advise ginger to take a break

from this influencer racket

it's what got her in the situation to

begin with

can i at least talk to her

if you really care about her leave her

alone for a while

please

it's permanent you don't know that

besides

looks are overrated wow you really have

changed

you don't have to worry about how you

look you found someone who loves you for

who you are

her boy you really are something you

know that

why do you question everybody who tries

to love you

why would you say that because that's

what you've done to me my entire life

and that's what you're doing to bow now

we've been over this in therapy the

reason i could never trust you is

because you were never there for me

well i am here for you now

and so is that young man

i just wish i could know i could really

trust him

i think the bigger question is whether

he can trust you

of course he can i love him then stop

doubting yourself go tell him

right now who wants some hot chocolate

me

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and let's make some more for bo i mean i

guess i could put some in

a hot thermos for him why because he's

leaving

i bet you he's already gone

bo

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shouldn't you be upstairs

you weren't even gonna say goodbye

i was it's just that i mean i am but

i thought that what

i don't know i guess i don't really know

you

do i

what are you talking about you're the

only one that knows me

the only one who wanted to get to know

me even the bad stuff well then why do

you want to leave

the doctor said all i do is stress you

out well of course you stressed me out

you ruined everything

but i really needed you to and you're

wonderful and

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i love you bo i love you too

i've loved you ever since you made me

that gross brussels sprout pie

i've loved you since you thought that

gay apparel was only for drag queens

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ginger your face oh i know it's awful no

it's not look here

what what happened what did you see

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what

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the chlorine in the pool must have

cleared it off like some radical facial

peel

maybe i should try that i'm joking

darling

plus it didn't help derek stain

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[Applause]

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i actually didn't mind how you looked

before now you're too

beautiful i guess i'll have to deal with

[Music]

it

i now pronounce you husband and wife

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hi vivian what a whirlwind of a year for

you two

and congratulations on the upcoming

premiere of your new channel

home with the holidays we can't wait to

see what you two do together

we can't wait to see what we do together

too

oh and my mom oh mom

my mom's gonna be in the show with us i

mean we usually only see you two

together at christmas time

yes but we realize that was a big

mistake and the nice thing about

mistakes is they can be fixed

i'm going to be in the show also yes see

ginger knows a lot about christmas but i

know a lot about the other holidays that

a lot of people do not celebrate

arbor day labor day flag day

chicken day popeye's day monday

howard why are you hiding back here ah

well i didn't want to intrude you're not

intruding

i invited you i know

i just wasn't sure

oh merry christmas

whoa i don't remember skateboarding this

young

this really me you didn't but i did

this is you but i didn't think you ever

got on a board

because i never told you you gave me

such a hard time when i started

i know i gave you a hard time about

everything

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i um i just want you to know

you're the best part of me bo

and not only did you turn out to be a

better skateboarder than i ever was

you're also a better father

because you put your kid first

listen if you came all this way just to

beat yourself up in front of me

we got some boxing gloves in the garage

i just wish i could have been there for

you more

while you're here now that's all that

matters

ginger taught me that

she is a very special lady yeah she is

you better get onto your honeymoon huh

when i get back can i give you a call

maybe

you know and i can go on a bike ride or

a fishing trip or whatever it is that

fathers do with their sons

i'd like that i like that a lot

me too merry christmas dad

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merry christmas oh we should take a

family photo

a real one this time

sister would you do the honors oh of

cold of course

they want us okay

she should be in the middle oh okay oh

watch my dress

everybody let's all get together

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does that look good right here straight

where's the girl wait wait wait wait

wait

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okay merry christmas on three one

two three merry christmas

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