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I Fell in Love by Accident

Please analyze the relationship status of those people over there.

Episode 2

I don’t think it makes much sense.

You are too arbitrary.

You’ve got something on there.

Actually other people’s life is like a mirror

from which we can find our own projections

and have a rough idea of

what kind of lifestyle,

and relationship status we want.

More importantly,

we can have a rough idea of

what kind of person we’ll be in a relationship.

You have something on your mind?

It’s OK if you don’t want to tell me.

Feel free to tell me

whenever you want to.

I hate people playing with my feelings.

As a veteran in relationship,

is it your stock-in-trade to run away after flirting with others?

Do you mean

I reminded you that you had something on the corner of your mouth?

That was just a reminder.

Besides, I’m a professional counsellor.

We won’t get into a relationship with our clients.

You made me very embarrassed back then.

Since you’ve taught me so much today,

shall I hand in my homework as well?

You look composed most of the time,

but deep down you are quite sensitive.

For example, with some casual performance,

I managed to find out how sensitive you are.

I give a full mark to your homework.

I’ve got something else to do today. I’m going for now.

THE REFINERY

Hello.

Little Manman,

I’m back.

Shall I

buy you a drink today?

We can also swap our cellphones back.

It’s you.

Are you gonna have a drink tonight to

swap cellphones or what?

I also want to do something else.

I want to…

go to an amusement park.

You are so fun-loving.

Swapping cellphones in an amusement park

must be very thrilling.

By the way,

ask your good friend An Ran to come along.

Why do you want her to come?

I’m warning you

she’s not one our kind.

Don’t set your mind on her.

It’s my good buddy Zheng Minwei,

the one who cleaned up the mess for us

when we got drunk last time.

That handsome guy.

He’s one of our company’s clients.

You must know something about him.

Although he’s

never got the hang of this relationship thing,

he’s absolutely a reliable man.

As it happens,

we can hang out together to enhance the bond

and help our singleton friends.

I see.

All right.

It’s settled then.

See you tomorrow then.

How was it? Anything romantic

on your date with that handsome guy?

There was nothing romantic.

Just a normal emotional counselling session.

What?

You didn’t take the chance to win such a handsome guy’s affection?

When will it be your turn

once he’s got the hang of it?

It’s better if he’s got the hang of it.

Isn’t that what we are doing it for?

When can you get the hang of it?

I think we’d better break up.

Just think, if you guys are together,

look,

he has talent,

you have beauty,

-how well-matched… -Stop, stop, stop.

Stop your imagination.

He’s just my client,

also an object of my character type research.

Nothing else will come out of it.

But his character is a typical one.

If successful,

it can be a stellar project case of my company.

You don’t have an appointment tomorrow, do you?

Go to the amusement park with me.

For what?

Wu Hongji and I took each other’s cellphone by mistake

when we were drunk last time.

We agreed to swap them back at the amusement park tomorrow.

Go with me.

You are going to the amusement park to swap cellphones

and even with me in tow.

Tell me your purpose.

Just take it as a chance to chill out.

In your ulterior motive

there must be a catch.

Like it or not,

I’m gonna drag you out of door at 9am tomorrow.

Well,

since you’ve come here, just be happy.

Wu Hongji,

you are afraid of coming here alone?

Why do you have a little tail in tow?

Don’t just talk about me.

Don’t you also have a little tail around you?

Cut the crap.

Let me give you a formal introduction.

I am Chen Manman.

And this is An Ran.

My name is Wu Hongji.

Minwei.

You should know each other, right?

Be quick to swap cellphones with me.

Wait for me!

Let’s go together.

Just take it as a free tutorial for you today.

Lower your body.

Aim with your eyes.

Hit the center of the white ball. Don’t move your hand.

Give it a go.

Wow, awesome.

What are you laughing at?

Shall I teach you guys how to play billiards?

It’s OK.

Do it again.

Why don’t you teach me hand by hand?

It’ll be faster this way.

I’d better just show you how to do it.

It’s OK.

Don’t be shy.

I’m not taking you as

a man whom I can develop a relationship with.

I’m not playing. You win every time.

Wait a minute.

Let’s go if we are done playing.

This is too much for Wu Hongji.

Why do you say so?

Are you afraid of heights?

No.

I just feel a little bit…

a little bit hot here.

I have a way to ease it.

Did you also

ride on a Ferris wheel with your ex?

Would you come?

Such kind of romance is quite impractical.

My ex liked it a lot.

She also complained that I only focused on work

and knew nothing about romance and companion.

Actually I’m curious about why you work so hard.

“Maybe the biggest hero is the everyman

who goes to work every day and leads an ordinary life.”

“Is the man who realizes failure is the beginning of victory.”

Do you read Bohumil Hrabal’s books too?

So you want to say you are a hard-working small potato?

I was just kidding.

In fact,

I wanted to prove my ability to my father at first.

He didn’t think much of what I do.

Later,

I really began to enjoy working.

The busier I am,

the more self-worth I feel.

Actually you are already very outstanding.

Don’t push yourself too hard.

You are really charming

when you are working hard.

Why do I feel you are comforting a child?

This kind of environment makes me want to tell a secret.

I’ll tell one.

You must keep it a secret for me.

Actually the number of times I’ve been in a relationship is…

A hundred.

One.

Although I’ve only been in a relationship once,

I’ve won recognition for my business ability

from my tutors and clients.

Maybe I’m an insulator to love.

I can neither send nor receive

signals of love.

It’s OK.

I’m also kind of an insulator to love.

Are you saying I’m having a difficult client in front of me?

With strong electricity,

an insulator can be punched through

and lose its insulating properties.

Tower B

So Slow, So Beautiful

Hello.

I…I am Gu Shaoqing.

Shao for youth and Qing for adoration.

You can’t even tell the tastes of coffee.

How can you do well in anything else?

Now the customer doesn’t want this coffee.

Pay for it yourself.

I’ll buy that coffee then.

Do remember it.

What are you looking at?

A little boy wants to ask me out for dinner.

Good for you.

You’ve got another new client.

Maybe he did it on the spur of the moment.

Don’t take it too seriously.

I think it’s quite a meaningful gift.

What meaningful gift can a little boy give?

A doll,

or a key chain?

Have you finished your work today?

Shall we start early?

By the way, well,

I’ve got something to do on Wednesday.

Please make a new appointment with Emily

for the counselling on Wednesday.

I always make an appointment with her

when I leave.

I happen to have a meeting with her later.

Make good use of your time.

I’ve just finished my work.

Let’s start early today.

Please Be My Date

Hello.

I heard your relationship with your husband

has eased a lot, right?

Congratulations.

An Ran,

would you like to be my date?

Evan.

Wait till tomorrow. Call me if anything happens.

Evan just left like this?

Is my plan passed or not?

What a coincidence!

Don’t you usually work overtime?

Why are you here?

I met with a client nearby,

and we just had dinner.

Give me a ride home on the way.

OK.

Is he also your client?

I knew you read my letter.

Forget it, it’s OK.

Sorry.

I just wanted to know how a counsellor

would deal with such a case.

In case someone confesses her love to me later,

I’ll have some experience to draw on.

Not that I can’t tell you.

An Ran,

would you like to be my date?

It is because I helped you unwittingly

that you fell in love with me at first sight,

right?

It’s very common among people of your age.

It probably doesn’t mean you like me;

rather, it’s just your momentary thought.

Women of my age really need a sense of security.

Maybe I didn’t think that much,

but I’m really into you.

Don’t jump to conclusions.

I hope you can really think it over.

We are not at the same level in terms of

what we need from a relationship.

I see.

Thank you, An Ran.

That’s it?

That’s it.

Just take it as a free course I give you

on how to politely reject a confession of love.

Most relationships between an older woman and a younger man are like this.

It’s like having a son.

A very tough job.

Yes.

Find someone who can take care of you.

Someone like me.

You are back, Ran.

Have you had dinner? It’s so late.

Mom, what brings you here?

Why didn’t you tell me?

Why should I? I have the key.

I just want to come and check in on you.

Here, have some oranges.

Mom, I’m back.

You are back? The dishes will be ready soon.

The last dish.

But then again,

as I see it,

you are giving relationship therapies every day.

You’d better give yourself some therapies first.

When can you bring a son-in-law back home?

Just look at your age.

I’m doing well as a singleton.

I also have Manman to keep me company.

Manman?

How can Manman be the same (as a husband)?

Look at the time. Where is she?

If I call my friends now and tell them

I no longer find it fun to kill time in a bar,

they must think I’ve been kidnapped by an alien.

Do you think I look like an alien?

Shall we go and find something fun to do?

Let’s go.

Son,

I sought out some more girls for you recently.

They are very clever and obedient.

Do you like to go and meet them?

No need, mom.

You’d better go meet them in the next few days.

I already have a girl I like.

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