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I Fell in Love by Accident

Episode 1

Give me this brand’s five-year market research data.

OK.

Although your company’s beauty gadget has been on the market for only about a year,

it’s roughly ranked in the second echelon

in terms of current market recognition among the competitive products.

If you want a breakthrough,

it’s very important to maximize your own characteristics

The above are all our ideas

on the brand development of NOPE.

Thank you.

Director Zheng,

if you think of this product

as a type of girl,

which type do you prefer?

I’m just kidding.

Boss,

Alex is here to see you.

Alex.

You’re very busy with your business these days?

Not quite.

I’ve just returned from NOPE.

I’ve got the case.

Stop.

Apart from work,

put more thought into your personal life.

Of course, I don’t mean it’s a bad thing to focus your mind on work.

It’s best to find a balance between work and life.

I still hope to see a day when you have someone to take care of you

and organize your daily life well.

If you really want someone to take care of me,

I think an hourly-paid housekeeper might be a better fit.

How can an hourly-paid housekeeper compare with a girlfriend?

How can she bother to ask about your health

and be solicitous of you?

-Alex… -I don’t intend to blame you.

You

want to do your job well,

but with a little bit of delight of life,

you can occasionally give people a break, right?

I’ll keep going on blind dates.

How was your blind date last night?

I can only say your salary is perfect.

Who do you think you are?

I’m also a man. I know how you feel.

Sometimes, you feel your spirit is willing but your flesh is weak,

so you have to turn your mind to something else.

Don’t be stressed out.

Be sure to go to relationship therapy sessions.

-I…I…I… -I’ve applied for you with HR

two relationship counselling sessions per week

as a perk for your hard work

at the company over the years.

Make sure you don’t say no.

I’m sure professionals can help you.

Go for it!

To be a genuine relationship therapist,

you must bear in mind the following points:

emotional abuse is a common in a relationship.

Emotional abuse is equal to self-denial.

Emotional Abuse = Self-denial

What we need to do is find the root cause

of the problem and see how to cope with it.

Assistant

We have a new task.

I’ll send you the client info later.

I seldom get the chance to be your lord Party A.

How could I let go of the chance to tease you so easily?

Are you really not interested in women?

Won’t it be dangerous for me

to stay with you all day long?

My bad, my bad.

I thought about it later

and had a rough idea of what was going on.

I’ve been waiting for an hour.

Zheng Minwei

Hello.

Are you Amy?

Yes.

You are

-Zheng… -Zheng Minwei.

You can call me Evan.

My mom says you are a creative director of an advertising company, right?

Yes.

You must be very well paid.

Which area is your house in?

Not in the downtown area.

All right.

But that’s better than nothing.

Let me give you a brief rundown on what I look for in a husband.

I hope he can be tolerant of me as much as he can.

I don’t want to go to work. It’s too tiring.

I’ll probably be a

tourism blogger,

so I hope he can

support my career financially.

I’m also very good at managing money matters,

so there will be no problem if you

let me manage household finance later on.

We’ll hire a housekeeper to do the housework.

And there’s the problem of children.

I don’t want to be tied down by children at the moment,

so I hope my husband can understand me.

What’s your contribution to this relationship then?

To inspire his desire to protect me.

After all, isn’t it only natural for men to indulge women?

But you are very likely to get disappointed

if you count on others for a better life.

What do you mean?

I reckon some of our values probably don’t fit in well.

Are you insulting my values?

Sorry, no offense.

I just want to find someone to take care of and live with each other.

Why are you putting on airs?

Who do you think you are so that you can disrespect people like this?

Respect?

I think it is you who didn’t respect me first.

You were late for an hour without any reasonable explanation,

and you didn’t even say sorry.

My ex-boyfriend used to wait for me for two to three hours

without a word of complaint,

and he would never talk to me like this.

Maybe there’s something wrong with me.

-Are you still a man? -I’ll pay the bill.

You can go.

Stop pretending.

I found you were here long ago.

So…

who was that?

My mom.

I reckon my mom heard the last thing I said

and through meticulous information processing,

she concluded that something’s wrong with me.

She immediately talked about it

with her besties

and conveyed the consensus of their meeting

through Uncle He to me the next day.

Why don’t you consider a therapy?

You can try electric shocks when necessary.

You can’t even drop the topic of women while at work.

I think we should get an electric shock via group buying.

Zheng Minwei,

30,

creative director of a professional advertising company, a singleton for 6 years

with a low interest in dating,

highly self-disciplined

and stodgy.

Chen Manman, why are you drunk again?

Our company has three packages of services.

Package A: a 30-day PUA crash course;

Package B: helping you win the heart of your dreamboat in a week;

Package C:

a three-day simulation exercise

with a complimentary 7-day GF experience coupon.

Which one do you prefer?

I choose D.

Are you really single?

I just can’t quite believe it.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Shaking your glass subconsciously

shows you lack a sense of security.

I just saw the glass…

There’s no need to explain.

Please trust my professional judgement.

Here’s a form. Fill it out first

so that I can learn about you right away.

Question 1: Is your prostate functioning properly?

Question 2: Are you in love with a man?

He’s seen so many women in the afternoon

and didn’t even choose one?

Do you only get to know

how demanding Evan is today?

I saw a girl with an awful look

when she came out just now.

Evan has so little compassion for women.

Is Evan someone you can judge at will?

-Hello. -Hello.

You are…

I’m from Gravitational Wave.

I have an appointment with you today.

Just a moment.

Are you Miss An?

Hello. Please come with me.

A pretty lady as a relationship counsellor?

Maybe an eye candies with ulterior motives.

Evan will see through their ruses in one minute

and kick them out while they are in tears.

We can start now.

Hello, my name is An Ran,

I’m a relationship counsellor with three years’ experience.

I specialize in relationship issues.

How do I coordinate with you in the following?

To fill out a test form or

listen to an introduction to business packages?

Mr. Zheng, you like doing

relationship tests and things like that, don’t you?

I saw all counsellors did that before.

Actually those routines

have been phased out in our line of business long ago.

Actually I don’t quite need relationship counselling.

After all, time is precious

and wasting my time listening to preaching

is not quite to my liking.

Maybe my company just sent me here

without understanding your needs.

I’ll let you go on with your work.

Miss An,

if you just read books

like you did just now

without distracting me from my work during the counselling session,

I’m actually willing to cooperate with you.

It’s my company’s arrangement after all,

and I’m obliged to attend the session.

In this case,

I think we can get along comfortably together.

I can understand your concerns very well.

But not providing service to a paid customer

may somewhat go against my company’s work ethic.

That’s not what I meant.

How does this sound? Let’s work out a compromise plan.

I can reduce the original two-hour

counselling session by half.

You can manage your own schedule in the first hour,

and I’ll read books or do something else.

But in the next hour, I still hope you can

accept my service.

Of course

I’ll reduce the service charge by half

so that it won’t be a rip-off to your company.

You don’t have to worry.

A professional relationship counsellor

won’t offend her customers.

All the counselling service will be provided on a voluntary basis.

OK.

I’ll accept your suggestion.

We can sign a contract then.

OK.

Minxuan,

bring in the contract please.

Mr. Zheng,

did you get all these books by yourself?

Quite a few of them are hard to get in China.

Are they?

Not that hard actually.

Do you like women now?

So you’ve really kept

a relationship counsellor in your office,

and above anything else, she’s a pretty girl.

You rock. You’ve got so many tricks up your sleeve.

She caught me in a moment of carelessness.

She cheated me with her innocent look at first

and ended up leading me by the nose.

She must have fallen for you,

so she intentionally set up a honey trap.

You can just take advantage of that

and have an exhilarating taboo office romance.

I should arrange an electric shock for you.

I took the bait while she cheated me like that.

I must find a way to get out of it.

You just don’t know how lucky you are.

Forget it. I’m not gonna talk to you.

I’m gonna get down to business.

Do you want to chat me up?

Isn’t that obvious enough?

You don’t have enough sincerity though.

Finish these

before we can move on to the next stage.

Wu Hongji.

It is you who picked up hot chicks, but why do you make me show up every time?

Manman, are you coming back tonight?

It seems my friend has made your friend drunk.

She can’t answer the phone now.

Why don’t you come to pick up your friend?

We are at Franz Bar.

Wake up, Manman.

Manman!

What a coincidence!

Yes.

We’ve met twice a day.

Just enough to call it a coincidence.

What’s more coincidental is

the one who made my friend drunk happens to be your friend.

Let’s each take our own friend home.

Manman.

Let’s go. We are going home.

Your friend’s cellphone.

Bye.

Let’s start the counselling session.

What happened last night was just an accident.

Don’t take it to heart.

Let’s start the counselling session.

Let’s play a few rounds together first.

So childish!

Back to the subject,

have you been in a relationship?

Of course I have.

Does my profile card have any

mumbo jumbo written on it?

Compared with profile,

I prefer to know more about the man in front of me.

When did you start dating your last girlfriend?

Is this a must-answer question?

You can choose not to,

but your answer will help me know a lot about you.

I dated her for a year when I was preparing for the postgrad entrance exam.

Could you tell me why you broke up?

There was no particular reason.

You didn’t match?

We broke up peacefully.

Unknown Number

Hello.

Who’s that please?

Why are you keeping my cellphone?

Didn’t we drink together yesterday?

We probably took each other’s phone by mistake.

I happen to be going on a business trip for a few days,

and I’ll be on my way to catch a plane soon.

How does this sound?

Let’s fix a place to meet

and I’ll contact you

as soon as I’m back.

What’s your password for the phone?

045692.

Let’s add each other on WeChat.

So it’ll be convenient to communicate if anything comes up in the next few days.

Speaking of communicating, can I do that as late as I like?

It depends on what you want to communicate about.

Modern Planet

Now you can tell me your purpose of taking me here.

You don’t have a lot of dating experience.

At least that’s what it looks like to me.

And you don’t reach groups of people often.

Our task out here today is

to observe the relationships of the passers-by.

Do you want me to talk to people?

Actually body language can say the most about what one thinks.

For instance,

that couple at the 3 o’clock position.

Their distance is within the personal distance

of interpersonal distance,

but the man is standing on the outside of the sidewalk,

which is actually a reflection of his desire to protect her.

When they lock eyes during the conversation,

the woman lowers her head,

which shows she’s a bit shy.

From this it can be inferred that

the two of them are in the stage of being attracted to each other.

Look at the two people on their left.

Although their distance is very close,

they don’t have any eye contact

and the woman is slightly ahead of the man by half a body length,

so they are very likely

to be a couple who have just had a spat.

You are a veteran in relationships.

It’s just a summary of my long-time experience.

Let’s go.

To feel how it is played out in real life.

Why do I think you are abusing public power for personal gain?

You just want to hang out.

You said you don’t like listening to preaching.

I have to adjust my measures to suit your needs

by doing it in a silent way.

Or we can go back to the office now

and I’ll go on with my lecture.

Let’s move on.

You are familiar with the surroundings here.

I’m a regular diner here.

I thought you usually ordered takeout.

I order takeout when I’m in a pinch for time.

Actually I like eating out.

Don’t you feel it’s boring to eat alone?

It’s more boring to eat with someone I have little to talk with.

Are you going back to the company in a while?

Yes.

Let’s hurry then.

Please analyze the relationship status of those people over there.

I don’t think it makes much sense.

You are too arbitrary.

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