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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,440 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,000 DECEMBER 8TH 3 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,800 Please tell me you are legal. 4 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,600 I had a dream that you were 12. 5 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,720 In 12 days, I'll be 19. 6 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,680 I repeated a year after we moved to Norway. 7 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,680 Your parents are away in Stockholm, right? 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,200 Not, anymore. They want to meet you. 9 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,680 - Hmm? - They're here. Wanna say hi? 10 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,240 - Mom? Dad? - Wait! 11 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:46,800 You're joking! Holy fuck! You're a little dickhead, you know that? 12 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,560 - Were you scared? - Yeah. 13 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,840 - What time is it? - Ten. 14 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,920 - I need to go. - No, you don't. I was joking. 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,520 My parents aren't back. Come on! 16 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,160 - I have something called a job. - No, you don't need a dumb job. 17 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,080 How was that? 18 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,160 Johanne! 19 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,040 Johanne! 20 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,440 Please stay! I'll do anything! Just say the word! 21 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,320 Mom and Dad will love you! 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,240 I need you! 23 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:18,960 Don't leave me alone! 24 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Hi guys! 25 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:25,960 Hi! Sorry. 26 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,200 Sorry, sorry! 27 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,600 Sorry, sorry! 28 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,200 I recognize that smile on her face. 29 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,640 - She got that good peen! - Who is it? 30 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:42,760 Fuck Boy. 31 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,640 - The 16-year-old? - Are you in love with him? 32 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,000 No one falls in love with a 15-year-old boy. 33 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,280 He's actually 19. 34 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:53,560 And I wouldn't fall in love just because some dude gave me... five orgasms! 35 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,400 Five times? 36 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,480 In one night? 37 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,320 You've never had that before? 38 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,000 Five sounds kind of unmanageable. I get really tired from just the one time. 39 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,760 One time, I got tired from counting all the way to five. 40 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,320 - One, two, three, four... - But, Johanne... 41 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,760 - ...five! - Yeah? 42 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,400 I'm happy for you and all, but no way can you two become an item. 43 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:15,919 Care to explain? 44 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,560 Oh, I don't know. How about because he is a boy? 45 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,240 Who is 11! 46 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,080 I'm pretty sure there's a rule, about like... 47 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,720 He can't be more than ten years older 48 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,240 or two years younger than the girl he's dating, at the most. 49 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,240 You should go for someone who's a bit more established. 50 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,120 What? Find a married guy to fuck? 51 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,400 No, like, a divorcé. 52 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,120 Who... well, produced some offspring. 53 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,320 Just saying. 54 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,840 It's a billboard, kind of... 55 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,440 Like, "Wow, your little boy is clever and adorable. 56 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,400 You must have really good genes." 57 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,960 Otherwise, you're putting a lot of faith in the balls of a total stranger 58 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,200 who, frankly, could be a serial killer with bad credit. 59 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,280 Hmm. 60 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,280 OK, well, that's very romantic. 61 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,600 Look, hater. You know what? Practicality can be very romantic. 62 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,120 Before I married Trym, I thought about all that stuff. 63 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920 Children, 64 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,880 employment, finances... 65 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,160 COFFEE SOON, PLEASE? 66 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,600 Uh-huh... 67 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,520 I see someone is busy cruising for dudes on the job. Is that right? 68 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,200 Sorry. 69 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,000 Scrolling through social media on company time is an excellent plan. Hurrah! 70 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,201 - It was a text message. I kept it short. - It was short? 71 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,040 So will your patients' lives be. You have a job to do. Remember that. 72 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,080 OK? 73 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,880 Now, here comes Sebastian. 74 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,080 He's going to 143. 75 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,640 A drug user. Infectious endocarditis. 76 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,680 He previously underwent treatment, but the results were unsatisfactory. 77 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,560 So, they ultimately decided to go ahead and do surgery 78 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,040 to replace the affected valves with artificial ones. 79 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,120 OK. 80 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,960 - Hi, Sebastian. - Fuck off! 81 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,800 OK. 82 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,360 Alright, well, my name is Johanne, and I'll be the nurse looking after you. 83 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:02,960 It's balls cold here. 84 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,120 Well, I can get you an extra comforter. 85 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,160 Not another one of those shitty duvets 86 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,720 with the super bullshit synthetic materials. 87 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,560 I might as well freeze to death. 88 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,720 You're really lucky you survived. 89 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,120 I mean, a heart infection isn't something to sneeze at. 90 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,240 How long will I be stuck here? 91 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,480 I guess four to six weeks, most likely. 92 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,000 - Four to six weeks? - It depends on your recovery. 93 00:04:24,079 --> 00:04:26,519 If you start to feel better, we might let you out early. 94 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,080 - Fuck this shit. - Sebastian, look at me. 95 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,040 I get that you're stressing out right now. 96 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,480 The best I can do is administer painkillers, 97 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,600 at least for now, OK? 98 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,520 Or not OK. 99 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,120 I know you want to get out of here, 100 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,960 but you'll get out sooner if you work with us. 101 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,440 What do you know? 102 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,320 I met you, like, two seconds ago! 103 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,880 You're not even a fucking doctor. 104 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,840 OK, now, this has been fun, but... Sebastian... 105 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,000 - I don't want to be here! - OK, chill, chill. 106 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,600 I don't want to be here. 107 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,480 Where would you rather go? 108 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,840 Home with my girlfriend. 109 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:14,920 I want to... 110 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,120 game with the guys. 111 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,280 Watch Dancing with the Stars with Mom. 112 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,680 And I hate those dancing shows. 113 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,920 Yeah, dancing shows are shit. 114 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,080 So, do you want to try to get back up? 115 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,880 Start again? 116 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,880 OK. Here we go. 117 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,600 And up. 118 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,760 Age is nothing but a number. 119 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,680 It's nice to have a bit of a difference. 120 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,760 - Yeah. - He's 19 years old. 121 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:10,240 That's nothing. Stop playing so safe. Try and get your head out of your ass. 122 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,680 You need to live your life the way you want to. 123 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,800 Who cares what the others say. Opinions are like assholes, remember? 124 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,440 I mean, you're a good person. 125 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,120 And every good person deserves a good nailing. 126 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,800 A girl's got needs! 127 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,920 Well, look at that. 128 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,280 Letting a COPD patient sit here and smoke, 129 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,680 and with a full tank of oxygen which could blow up if it sparks. 130 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,520 Oh, who the hell cares? 131 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,640 I'm 200 years old with an incurable condition. 132 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,520 One smoke probably ain't gonna be what kills my ass. 133 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,000 It makes no difference. 134 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,520 Very nice. 135 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,720 I guess it makes no difference if the entire hospital blows up either. 136 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,280 That's lovely. Good work. 137 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,600 Wow. 138 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,080 Someone's obviously never gotten laid before. 139 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,160 No. 140 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,480 So, what about this young man, huh? Is he making it to the next round or what? 141 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:07,160 Yeah, no. No next round. He's an infant. 142 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,320 Whatever! You seemed to enjoy him. 143 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,880 - I do. Like, a lot, surprisingly. - See! So, he's not too young for you. 144 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,520 Huh? 145 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,440 - Hi, Johanne. - Hey. 146 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,680 - Am I being set free? - Yeah, I think you will be. 147 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,320 I just need to run a few quick routine checks first. 148 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,400 Do what you've got to do. 149 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,120 You are the expert. 150 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,560 Well... 151 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,800 You used to be Health Minister, 152 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,880 so you should be one, too. 153 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,760 Politics and stuff like that, I know about, 154 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,360 but blood pressure? 155 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,440 Nada. 156 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,640 Well? 157 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,600 The cat got your tongue? 158 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,000 - Hmm? - Something on your mind? 159 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,720 A little... 160 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,000 To be honest, 161 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,960 I don't agree with politicians trying to push rules and regulations 162 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,240 about how we should be doing our jobs that they don't know anything about. 163 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,360 A critique, huh? Go on. 164 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,080 I just mean, a hospital isn't some huge business, 165 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,240 and it shouldn't be operated like one either. 166 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,640 So, we shouldn't run it as efficiently as we can? 167 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,640 No, that's where you're completely off-base 168 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,880 with that big New Public Management idea of yours. 169 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,880 It may seem efficient discharging patients early, 170 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,280 but how efficient is it really 171 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,160 when that same patient needs to be submitted again two days later? 172 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,456 And cutting hours and laying off personnel to reduce cost 173 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,560 probably seems very efficient to someone like you. 174 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,160 It definitely helps with overcrowding. 175 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,120 - We're constantly overcapacity. - Ow! 176 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,480 Ow! Yeah, that pretty much sums up my whole argument. 177 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,240 Yeah, that's not what I'm saying. 178 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,120 Don't you think you've done enough by now? 179 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,640 Oh, fuck. 180 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,679 - Blood pressure is not bad. - Yeah? 181 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,039 You'll be discharged. 182 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,600 How very efficient of you. 183 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,640 Yeah. I'm the queen of New Public Management. 184 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:57,760 See you again? 185 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,200 If the fates allow. 186 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,440 Fuck! 187 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,000 Guess who ripped a new one for our politician friend. 188 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,680 You're crazy. What did you do that for? 189 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,720 I really have no idea. 190 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,680 Seriously, girl, you need to mellow out... 191 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,240 before you beat a patient to death. 192 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200 Hi! 193 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,920 - Eira? - Yeah? 194 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,600 She needs to unwind. What do you recommend? 195 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:40,400 Well, usually, I... just pour myself a great big glass of wine, 196 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,360 make some really good food with fresh ingredients... 197 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,520 and a little bit of love. 198 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,560 Sure, except Johanne only eats hummus. 199 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,160 Lies. 200 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:53,240 I've got a great hummus recipe I could give you... if you want. 201 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,040 Yeah. 202 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:56,840 OK. 203 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,920 But I'll need to sample yours first, so I can know what you like. 204 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,320 Taste my hummus? 205 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,840 Mm-hmm. 206 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,800 Yeah, I could bring in a bit extra. 207 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,440 Tomorrow? 208 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,280 OK, awesome. 209 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,360 Sorry about this. 210 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,960 Hello? 211 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,480 Yeah. 212 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,440 - Yeah... - No! 213 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,240 Oh, my God! 214 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,200 Oh, come on! 215 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,680 Fuck! Fuck! Damn it! 216 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,720 Of course! Story of my life. 217 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,440 Hi there. 218 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,120 It's been a while. 219 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,440 Yep. 220 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,520 Got some trouble? 221 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,320 - No, I'm fine. - No? 222 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:04,880 OK, yeah. 223 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,920 - So, do you know much about cars? - OK... 224 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,520 Oh, yeah. It's not my first rodeo with this one. 225 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,800 My dad's done this with me hundreds of times. 226 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,736 - Oh, OK. - I should be totally fine. 227 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,360 - Should I take this? - Thanks. 228 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,320 - Do you know anything about cars? - We'll see. 229 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,600 Come on, come on! 230 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,360 Seriously? 231 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,960 No. 232 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,360 That's not it... 233 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,680 - In the middle. - This is embarrassing. 234 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,080 This doesn't usually happen to me. 235 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,040 There it is! 236 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:38,880 - Yep. - Yep. 237 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,320 Positive terminal there. 238 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,160 - You mean this thing? - Yeah. 239 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,400 - And this on the negative one. - The negative terminal. 240 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,080 You really... 241 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,480 know your stuff. 242 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,960 - All set. - All set. 243 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,040 Good to go. 244 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,880 - Very impressed. - Thanks. 245 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,040 Start your car to jumpstart it, or your chauffeur can. 246 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,480 - Got your own private chauffeur, huh? - Guilty. 247 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,456 - I must say, that's some next-level shit. - You think so? 248 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,800 Yeah. 249 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,880 I wish... 250 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,600 Look, I... 251 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,040 I feel like I should... 252 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,920 I need to apologize for earlier. 253 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,560 Yeah? 254 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,920 I should have known better than to yell at an atrial fibrillation patient. 255 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,280 Well, I don't know if I'd call that yelling. 256 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,840 I thought it was more like a small correction. 257 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,600 I'm sure I deserved every word of it. 258 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,360 - We're good! - There you go. Yep! 259 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,200 Alright, then. 260 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,440 I'll give these back to you. 261 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:48,200 - Turns out you're quite the handyman. - Oh, yeah. Anytime. No problem. 262 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,280 Sure. 263 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,080 - Thanks for the help. - Don't mention it. 264 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,080 Uh... 265 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,560 Well, keep in touch. 266 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,800 - OK. - If you have car trouble again. 267 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,920 - Or if you want to grab coffee. - OK. 268 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,520 Or a glass of wine? 269 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,320 Tea? Double cortado with milk to the top? 270 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,440 Mango juice? Water? Anything! 271 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,520 Mango juice? 272 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,800 - I was thinking... - Oh, maybe. 273 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,880 We could discuss Norwegian healthcare. 274 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,040 - What? - Yeah. 275 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,360 - Or is that a bad idea? - Yeah, it's not great. 276 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,440 Well, I guess we'll see. 277 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,880 - OK. - Alright. Well... 278 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,920 Bye. 279 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,560 - Anyway, thanks a lot for your help. - My pleasure. 280 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,760 Later. 281 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:50,280 Invited for mango juice with Bengt-Erik Løvskog? 282 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,080 Well, that's a first! 283 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,680 No... That's creepy. 284 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,440 We might need to have an intervention. 285 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Look, 286 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:13,160 that goddamn Crawford placed three reindeer in the middle of this lawn. 287 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,640 You know that the Americans are still our allies, right? 288 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,680 Declaring war on NATO members: not a great idea. 289 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,040 You think these are big enough? 290 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,920 Won't they be kind of a power suck? 291 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,080 I've made some modifications to the power outlet. 292 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,480 It might not be completely by the book, but... 293 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,120 not quite illegal. 294 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,920 Oh, my God. What does "not quite illegal" mean? 295 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,680 It means I worked at the power company long enough to learn a few tricks. 296 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,120 Is Mom home right now? 297 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,640 No... she... 298 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,560 went for a walk. 299 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,040 Huh. So, a little stroll with Aunt Mildrid? 300 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,440 Was there something you wanted? 301 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,960 Actually, yeah. I thought I'd raid her yarn cabinet. 302 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,720 - We both know she never knits anything. - Ah! 303 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,240 - A new creative endeavor? - Yeah. 304 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,680 I was thinking I'd make a blanket with a whole bunch of different colors 305 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,880 for a patient. 306 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,280 - I figured it might make a nice gift. - Yeah. 307 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,600 Don't use too many colors, or it will be tacky. 308 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,920 Right, got it. 309 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:19,760 ♪ Seasons are changing You're cold and you're feeling alone ♪ 310 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,240 ♪ The lights aren't bright anymore... ♪ 311 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,440 CAR OK? MANGO JUICE? OFFER STILL STANDS. 312 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,560 ♪ Stories by magic and carols Don't make any sense ♪ 313 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:46,920 ♪ Got no one to share it with So you put up a fence ♪ 314 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,880 ♪ Just when you feel like It's all gonna end ♪ 315 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:02,640 ♪ I'll make you feel like It's Christmas again ♪ 316 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,560 JOHANNE'S BOYFRIEND 317 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,640 ♪ Oh, like it's Christmas again ♪ 318 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,320 You ready? 319 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,520 - Yeah. - Watch. 320 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,880 Check this out. 321 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,240 - Oh, wow! - Yeah! 322 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,640 Cool! 323 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,680 Dad, that was the whole fucking neighborhood! 324 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,000 Well, shit. 325 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,000 How did it go with Fuck Boy? 326 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,640 Hot as hell. 327 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,840 Tight ass, super pretty and fun. 328 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,160 I told you so. 329 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,320 Oh, and he just had his 13th birthday. 330 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,680 Well, you don't have to marry the guy. 331 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:10,000 I wouldn't be mad at it if it were to last maybe, like, through the holidays. 332 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,839 Yeah, we may need to pump the breaks 333 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,680 and lower our expectations. 334 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,920 I thought the whole point here was to get to Christmas dinner. Was it not? 335 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,920 That's our top priority. 336 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,680 Also, I think I just got hit on by Bengt-Erik Løvskog on the job. 337 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,760 Who is that? 338 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,640 Only the former Health Minister 339 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,000 and the current Head of Business, or something. 340 00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:31,200 - A billionaire, I think. - OK? 341 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,760 You have to say yes, obvi! 342 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,560 He's the same age as both Mom and Dad. 343 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,400 You're being closed-minded again. 344 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,920 - Listen... - What? 345 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,040 What's the problem with testing someone with a bit more experience? 346 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,360 Try him before he dies. 347 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,640 You can look at it a bit like... caring for the elderly. 348 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200 Ew! 349 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,320 Hey, do you still have that gift card I gave you for your birthday last year? 350 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,880 - Yeah. - Perfect! 351 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,720 You'll invite the minister billionaire out to the spa. 352 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,080 It's genius! 353 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,560 Or you could just put on a trench coat, 354 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,640 and show up, right, naked, of course. 355 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,400 He opens up, you open up. 356 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,480 Bam! 357 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,240 Never fails, I'm telling you! 358 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,536 You want me to give the poor old man more heart problems? 359 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,120 I'm only offering suggestions. It's up to you, alright? 360 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,880 - Yeah. - What will it be? 361 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,760 Hmm... 362 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,200 DECEMBER 11TH 363 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,400 - What a nice treat. - Do you think? 364 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,960 - I had a gift card which I hadn't used... - So you're using it now. 365 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,760 - Yeah. - Well, that's smart. 366 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,800 What's your poison? Massage, sauna, peeling...? 367 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,840 I don't know. The sauna sounds good. 368 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,000 - Huh. - Hi, Bengt! 369 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,200 - Well, hello. - It's so good to see you! 370 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,160 - How have things been here? - Can't complain. 371 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,560 You must meet Johanne. 372 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,440 - Hi. - Hi. 373 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,320 - Johanne. - Anne. 374 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,400 She's treating me. 375 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,920 That's lovely! 376 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,320 Well, then, we'll do our absolute best to make sure you have a relaxing and... 377 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,520 romantic experience. 378 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,880 Here are your robes and towels, 379 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,680 which you'll use to cover up with in the... 380 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,000 communal area. 381 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,000 And don't forget, swimwear is always prohibited in the sauna. 382 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,680 - Yep. - Sorry, you have to be naked to go in? 383 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,800 - Mm-hmm. - Will that be a problem? 384 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,760 Oh, no, no. 385 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,880 - Hmm. - OK. 386 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,960 Well, enjoy. 387 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,680 - I'll see you later, then. - Same to you. 388 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,200 Ah! There you are. 389 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,880 Are you ready to get warmed up? 390 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,880 - Ready? - Yeah. 391 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,200 Jesus Christ... 392 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,200 - That's nice! - Yeah. 393 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,560 Huh? 394 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,400 - This is the life! - You could say that. 395 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,040 Johanne? 396 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,320 Mama? 397 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,480 Hey, honey. 398 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,520 Oh, God. 399 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760 Hi. 400 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,240 - This here is... - I can see. 401 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,416 - Bengt-Erik Løvseth, right? - Yes, sir. 402 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,280 The name's Tor. 403 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,640 - Tor? - Yes. 404 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,120 - Lovely! And you are? - Oh, hi. 405 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,280 - Wait, hold on. Jorid? - Yeah! 406 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,400 - It's really you! - In the flesh. 407 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,520 Somewhat sweaty. 408 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280 How fun! 409 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,760 Bengt-Erik and I studied together back in Kristiansand! 410 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,040 - We did. - Huh! 411 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,240 Did you meet on some dating app? 412 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,480 No, we know each other from the hospital. 413 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,160 - Hmm. - Yeah. 414 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,760 Yeah... 415 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,960 - It was a heart attack. - Fibrillation. 416 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,240 Yeah. Atrial fibrillation. Sorry. 417 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,440 Yeah. 418 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,320 Champagne? 419 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,360 - Yes! - Yes, please! 420 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,120 Sounds great. 421 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,320 So, then he said, "That wasn't a man. That was his sister!" 422 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,720 The sister! 423 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,840 Those were the days, huh, Yo-yo? 424 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,520 - They were. - Cheers! 425 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,800 Remember when you and your friend wanted to get across that bridge? 426 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,640 The suspended bridge in Kristiansand? 427 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,640 You were absolutely determined to get up there. 428 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,280 You both refused to come down. 429 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,520 I remember that. 430 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,160 I felt so naughty being there in the Bible Belt 431 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,400 with an ungodly amount of liqueur and a fridge full of beer. 432 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,640 Wait a second. "Yo-yo"? 433 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,120 That's what we called her. 434 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,800 I've never heard that one before. 435 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,120 Why Yo-yo? 436 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,480 I don't know, actually. Maybe because I was all over the place. 437 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,800 BUSY TONIGHT? 438 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,880 - So, you two were in the same classes? - Yeah. Our poor teachers! 439 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,280 NO. WHY? 440 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,000 Bengt, tell us some more about... I don't know. How's life? 441 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,320 You'll need a bit more alcohol before I can begin with that. 442 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,000 - Bubbly, anyone? - Oh, yes. 443 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,400 - Bubbly for everyone! - No, I'm good. 444 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,400 This has been a delightful surprise. 445 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,040 No, thanks! I got an urgent message from the hospital. 446 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,240 Oh. 447 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,680 Yeah. I feel so bad for leaving, but it's an extraordinary case. 448 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,920 So, I have to be there. I'm really sorry. 449 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,280 Well, I wouldn't worry. We'll manage to have a nice time, won't we? 450 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,920 - You want me to drive you? - No, no. Sit back and enjoy. Stay. 451 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,640 Oh, we will. Don't worry about us. We'll be fine. 452 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,360 - You go get them. - Yeah, OK, bye. Have a good time. 453 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,080 That poor rowing team! 454 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,560 DON'T GO ANYWHERE... 455 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,520 They never found their oars. 456 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,880 A nice surprise! 457 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,120 Mm-hmm. 458 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,600 Are you alone today? 459 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,440 Yeah. 460 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,960 How about tonight? 461 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,360 Yeah. What for? 462 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,080 ♪ We were too hot, we melted off ♪ 463 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,120 ♪ A kiss turned into night in daytime ♪ 464 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,600 DECEMBER 12TH 465 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,720 ♪ It's been forever since I felt forever ♪ 466 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,480 ♪ But my words didn't come out ♪ 467 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,640 ♪ We ♪ 468 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,840 ♪ We were too high, we had to fall... ♪ 469 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,560 OSLO COMMERCE HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR - JONAS 470 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:52,040 ♪ Lonely is the heart That longs for love ♪ 471 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,600 ♪ That never came to life That's why I have this... ♪ 472 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,000 MICHEL HOUELLEBECQ SEROTONIN 473 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,840 ♪ Higher love ♪ 474 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,280 Morning! 475 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,200 Sleep well? 476 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,080 Yeah. 477 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,120 Pretty well. 478 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,200 Are you OK? 479 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,680 Yeah. 480 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,080 I baked us some bread, so we can eat. 481 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,200 You baked bread when? 482 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,280 I woke up a bit early and just felt, like, damn, this would be better with bread. 483 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,640 So, are you... I don't know... the muffin man? 484 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,600 Nah, it's... 485 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,920 something I do. 486 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,840 I guess I find it kind of therapeutic, or whatever - baking. 487 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,360 I like trying out new things. 488 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,200 Some baking, bungee jump... 489 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,840 yoga, tango... 490 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,720 dating old ladies... 491 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,160 like you. 492 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,960 Widen my horizons. 493 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,680 Fucker! 494 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,720 Question: is this your bedroom? 495 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,800 No, I don't really know who lives here. 496 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,200 I saw that you're an "I read books in their native language" kind of boy. 497 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,480 Judging a book by its cover, huh? 498 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,520 Well, I lived in Rouen, in Normandy. 499 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,480 So, yeah, I picked up a bit of French. 500 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,080 And some Spanish, too. 501 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:16,760 Say something, then. 502 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,640 Nah, nah. Breakfast first. 503 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,800 Breakfast first. Listen to daddy. 504 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,200 ♪ Higher love ♪ 36361

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